#and THIS?

[redstoneofaja]

wait i have to tell you guys something really funny. so my best friend irl’s mom came to the same art vendor thing as me and we set up next to each other. and this drunk dude was trying to talk to her i guess? my best friend was right next to me and his mom introduces him like “oh that’s my son.”

and the guy looks at me, points, and asks “and this?”

[foone]

Imagine a butch who dates robotgirls and she's got the belt and carabiner "ready for business" look down, but all the stuff hanging from it is reverse-engineering tools.

A full set of screwdriver bits (including security torx and those weird tri-wing Nintendo ones), assorted spuders, those little rubber suction-cups you use to remove LCDs, a line flashlight, macro lenses, IPA wipes, chip pullers, portable hot air rework gun and a pinecil soldering iron, desoldering braid, a wide variety of ESD-safe tweezers, and one of those anti-stack wristbands but on a retractable lead like it's for walking a dog.

She left her backpack at home but it's got a stereo inspection station, a full set of lockpicks (including those tubular lock impresioning ones), and an aging ThinkPad with a bunch of USB adapters: every memory card format you can imagine, all the major hard drive interfaces, and even 3.5"/5.25" floppy disks thanks to a 3D printed enclosure with a greaseweazle flux imager (the Applesauce stays at home connected to her Mac Mini). A USB optical drive that can read and burn all the cd formats, and a as small plastic case of some blank CD-Rs, DVD-Rs, and Blu-rays. A bunch of USB flash drives, some blank, some preflashed with assorted tools and marked with little keychain labels: some linuxes, a warezed all-in-one windows installer, live distros for tails and kali and partionmagic and DBAN.

She's ready for anything.

[yourelosingains]

DID THE STRANGER THINGS TWITTER ACCOUNT REALLY JUST POST A PICTURE OF MIKE LOOKING AT WILL IN THE VAN SCENE 💀💀

[homevol28]

at first i was afraid

i was petrified….

[wishful-soda]

Danny has better pace than Lando? On a street circuit? 🥰 what he deserves.

Danny loses power and his engine dies? 😡 not what he deserves.

[snoppy-dog]

Fucked up memory unlocked: one of my ex boyfriends said to me once “yeah, I knew I was either going ask out you or [name redacted]”

And it’s been a number of years but, uhh, hmm I believe this was followed with a “I thought I was going to ask her first, but then I started liking you more”

[snekdood]

if i was rich id simply have a room filled with bats

[longitud-de-onda]

why would tornike go from take me as i am to this?

[abnegationasfuck]

What in the good god damn?

[dizzydancingdreamer]

That fucking post I made ONE FUCKING TIME about the Queen’s Gambit fucking relentlessly haunts me. I DON’T EVEN LIKE THE SHOW, I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS A STUPID FUCKING BOY WHO I DON’T EVEN LIKE! Like fuck it isn’t even Christmas anymore-- maybe I’m just being manic because my b.c. is all fucked right now and my hormones are punching me in the face but I want to delete it because every time I get a god damn notif about it I want to scream at people. I’m glad y’all like my shitpost but I put actual hard work into things on this blog and the fact that THAT POST gets more love is INFURIATING. Fuck men and fuck two-bit tv shows and fuck posts that take zero effort getting more love than my actual time and sweat and tears-- because trust me I cry trying to make my work perfect. 

[kelieah]

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Can we all just agree that in any Hamilton high school au Seabury would just be Lola from Big Mouth

I hate that I got every part of this analogy

[livralph]

Read your snowbaz fanfic. Than scrolled a bit and saw a Magnus post and just hit follow and I guess I'm in love with you now

I’ve been looking at this ask for ten minutes trying to think of how to respond and I literally can’t think of anything to say but im smiling really hard

[dilemmaemma-inapickle]

Feeling lonely

[ancientstone]

Rec-Tober: Day 28

Title: Aye, Cap'n

Author: obfonteri (aspiringenjolras)

Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy

Summary: The prompt: Last Words AU! Where you know the last words your soulmate will ever say to you. You don’t know you met them till you lose them.

Fic link: Link!

Tumblr: @obfonteri​

[saint404]

yall ever just consume 1020 calories in chocolate and nothing else for the entire day