#and Morgan's there too. I guess
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You're free to have my all, do with me what you will. I'll come just as you call and swear to serve you well.
βSimon Armitage (trans.), Gawain and the Green Knight
#lit#poetry#simon armitage#gawain and the green knight#lady bertilak CRACKS me up#I keep imagine her and Lord Bertilak debriefing at the end of the day and [insert Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond laughing meme]#and Morgan's there too. I guess
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"ππππ ππππππ ππππ, π'ππ π½π πππππ πΌππΏ πππ'ππ π½π ππππ"
Pairing: Yan! Joe Goldberg x Male Reader x Yan! Dexter Morgan (separate)
Uhh, this is my first time doing this, this is mostly an apology post, for being so lazy and holding the requests down and not posting as much as I should and yeah... truly sorry about that, but you can also see this as a teaser, topics I might just use for bots and stuff
Warning: Stalking (You are a stalker, you could also see it as you being a Yandere also), Yandere! Joe and Dexter, both are separate and in different universes (if that makes sense), NSFW topics!, You being a pervert, you are a bit creepy (you're a stalker, what did you exspect?), breaking and entering, spy cameras, Dexter and Joe get off to the fact that you are stalking THEM, these are headcannons, and not a fic, these are also bad and a bit short, I might make a part 2 if this gets to 200 likes, maybe, or 100 likes, if you guys like this, I might just make more, but don't expect this the be a regular thing, this isn't my groove, my groove is bot making, not fanfic writing
"πΏπ πππ ππππ ππ πππ?"
Dexter met you at a grocery store, he was trying to reach for something before seeing someone else's hand reach for it and take it, as he turned to look who did it, he saw you, and how you... so nicely gave him the item he was reaching for, the way your eyes subtly run up and down his body, as you said your good byes, Dexter's eyes didn't leave your form as you walked away, he knew he was hooked
Joe met you in the bookstore he worked at, you asked him for recommended books and where you can find a specific book, it was a good choice of book, you two talked about your favorite books too! The way you gave him your card after finding your book, you didn't have too, but you did... it was as if you wanted him to know you... to know your name... your face... everything, as you left, Joe could stop thinking about you... your voice, he knew he was hooked
"ππ ππΌπ πΌ πππΌπππ πππππ, πππ ππππ ππ πππππππππΏ"
When Dexter came back to his apartment, he didn't expect to see flowers on his kitchen counter and a... lunch box full of cooked food, it was food... that used the same ingredient you helped him reach, Dexter got home late... did you really go out of your way to break into his place and make him some food? How romantic! There was even a little note "Enjoy" β it read, Dexter couldn't help himself, smiling down at the gift you made for him, I mean... it must have been you? It must have!
When Joe got back to his flat, he didn't expect to see two roses on top of a book in his living room, as he got closer and picked the book up, he realized that it was a limited edition book, one who sold out years ago... it was his favorite book, one he loved to read, there was even a little note "Enjoy" β it read, Joe couldn't stop himself from smiling, what a romantic, you must have gotten it for him, I mean, you were the only one he told he even liked this book! So it must have been you! It must have been!
"πππππππ πππππππ πππ ππππππππ, ππππΎπππ ππ πππ ππππΌπ ππππ"
After stalking your love for a month now, you couldn't wait much longer, you wanted to see him, see him whole, so... well, you bought small cameras, and broke into their place while they weren't there, putting the cameras where they wouldn't notice, or so you hoped, you hid them good, he wouldn't be able to find it... would he?
Oh, but Dexter knew, he saw something shine in the corner of his eye, he knew what it was, now aren't you such a pervert?~ putting a camera in his bedroom, so bold... god did that turn him on, he couldn't help but tease you, purposely standing in the camera's point of view, slowly, but surely, taking off his shirt, unbuttoning each button slowly, Dexter was making sure he didn't look at the camera, he didn't want you to know he knew, Dexter liked the chase, the feeling of being wanted, he wanted to see how long it will take you before you break and take what you wanted, when Dexter got his shirt off, he turned around, now his back side turned to the camera, he then, also slowly, took his pants off, he knew he was giving you the perfect view of his ass, he bet you were even stroking your cock watching him undress, weren't you? Just the thought made him almost hard...
Now, Joe, he also saw a camera in the corner of his eye, "Such boldness..." Joe thought, biting his bottom lip, he did what he normally did for a few days, before he put his plan in action, Joe knew there was a spy camera in his room, you probably put it there to watch him sleep, hm? Such a caring stalker you are~ Joe made his way to his bed, laying on it, his hand going downwards, rubbing his crotch, till he could feel himself getting hard, whimpering as he teased himself before pulling his pants down, just to his knees, before he wrapped his hand around his cock, stroking it slowly, his lips parted, letting out deep breathes as he thought about you, were you stroking your cock watching? Oh how he hoped so, he was doing this for you, hoping you're watching him, as Joe got harder and harder he help himself and started to stroke himself off faster and faster, his moans and whimpers getting louder, wanting to make himself look as submissive as possible, he really was putting on a show for you... it wasn't long before Joe climaxed, his cum landing on his hand, he made sure all of it landed on his hand before he slowly liked it off, he really... really hoped you liked the show~
"ππππ πππ πππΎπ ππ πΌππΏ ππππ ππ πππ, ππ ππππ ππΌππΏ πΌπ πΌ πππΎπ"
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#bot creator#can you guess what song i was listening too while making this?~#male reader#x male reader#seme male reader#dom male reader#top male reader#joe goldberg#joe goldberg x you#joe goldberg x reader#dexter morgan#dexter#dexter x male reader#dexter morgan x reader#joe goldberg x male reader
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So.
How'd y'all survive the Love Triangle?
Because my red-haired detective was absolutely TORN BETWEEN THESE TWO
#making decisions took forever in this route#THE DRAMA#THE PAIN#i both loved and hated it so much#also#guess who's trying to make illustrations for a TWC visual novel game mock up#*points to self*#these two are my first victims#Morgan and Farah's next#And then one of my detectives#i maybe way too obsessed with TWC atm#The Wayhaven Chronicles#TWC#Nat Sewell#Natalie Sewell#N Sewell#Ava du Mortain#A du Mortain#TWC Love Triangle#Unit Bravo#my art#artists on tumblr#interactive novel
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why is he looking at me like that
dividers from here
#bros a cutie patootie#his smile in the last one makes me wanna chew on him like a squeaky toy#rdr2#rdr2 photomode#rdr2 photography#javier escuella#rdr2 javier#rdr2 javier escuella#arthur morgan#hes there too i guess#red dead redemption 2#my photos
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#so yβall telling me thereβs nothing going on here???#i know itβs kayfabe but like some things looking a little too real latelyπ€¨#theyβre just too good at their job i guess#dominik mysterio#liv morgan#the judgment day#wwe
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i was⦠sketching some catified micah n arthur fights for my next rdr2 warriors au but i kept finding refs of cats smooching instead n my dad said yeah just draw them cuddling or some shi so i did. i never thought i would end up drawing mediocre toxic old cats yaoi i kinda despise myself . Had to post them separately from the next official post ..
worst drawings ever underneath. ok warning ends here
also thank u cat!micah truthers β¦ u were my biggest supporters on the last post i Really enjoy drawing him as Pathetic and ugly as possible i wanna do more of Him at some point
#please dont take it too seriously Please this is just silly Fun#Im a yuri truther Anyways but i did enjoy shitposting for a good hour#unserious ahh ship#morbell#i GUESS?#shitpost#micah bell#arthur morgan#meowcah bell#what pun could i use for car!arthur. i need a tag#Cant even tag this shit as my art
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i am once again thinking about morgan's protectiveness over reid this episode.
it's a little hard to tell because there's a scene with the rest of the team interrupting this scene and the next, but as best as I can tell. Morgan telling Reid to go back to the house is immediately followed by Morgan confronting Cory.
Reid isn't the most suited for physical confrontation (which Morgan knows this will likely escalate to) at the best of times, but he's especially not ready for it now. He's tired, kept up by nightmares, embarrassed by his superiors knowing about them, nervous about losing his job over it, and probably still feels a little betrayed by Morgan telling them without his permission even though at this point he understands why he did. So, Morgan tells him to leave, and gives him no indication that he thinks Cory is the unsub. Maybe even waits until Reid is a safe distance away to confront Cory. Trying to keep him out of harms way.
Unfortunately, there was nobody at the house to bring back to the scene (because they were already on their way) and Spencer "Danger Magnet" Reid came back quicker than I think Morgan was hoping for. Better luck next time!
#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s01e10#the popular kids#derek morgan#spencer reid#scene analysis#i guess#also cory refers to reid as βyour (morgan's) boyβ#so#i think he knows too#tw gun#morgan & reid#criminal minds 1x10
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somehow never noticed Arthur trying to give Sadie his hand and his defeated exasperation when she immediately ignores it lmao
#βwell fuck me then i guessβ#top tier sibling energy#was too busy looking at my wives the first 200 times ig#rdr2#arthur morgan#sadie adler#mine
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does this parallel make sense to ANYBODY but me. am i alone in this. it's ok if i am
#dexter/brian and sherlock/moriarty. by the way. its just . like#so-called βemotionlessβ man finds the One Person who understands him Deeply#he has to go against his Own Nature to save the one person he loves/cares about because guess what. he was misunderstood#The Game is NOT more important to his relationships#i dont know im just thinking. does this make any sense im fucking rattling the bars of my cage right now i think#this is mainly about s1 sherlock/moriarty because . i dont know. it's more grounded like dexter/brian was. if that Also makes sense#dexter's love for deb and sherlock's love for watson too.. AUYUGGUHHHH......!!!!#also unpopular opinion but i think that dexter/brian did it better. but they're both Very Interesting 2 me#dexter#sherlock#brian moser#dexter morgan#murder brothers#jim moriarty#sherlock holmes#mine
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Thinking about that girl who was so devastated about Arthur Morgan her bf bought her flowers
#Iβm sorry that Arthur has tuberculosis LMAOOOOOOOOO#me too op me too#rdr2#rdr2 spoilers#I guess??????#Arthur Morgan
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It is objectively more funny to think that M has multiples of the same clothes because they are the least irritating on their senses, BUT ALSO i cannot believe that M wouldn't dress up sometimes with their love for keeping up the "aesthetic".
Tl;dr: M's outfit must: 1. have an alternative vibe to it, 2. be comfortable and easy to move in, 3. cover most of the body.
#the wayhaven chronicles#twc#agent m#remember when morgan was described as wearing black button up shirt in one scene in book 1? Yeah...#let m change their red t-shirt and black jeans 2k23#all of this applies to Mason too!#wanted to draw him as well but got bored in the process π guess i am a morgan girlie after all#if you see any grammar mistakes...look the other way π
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justice for timothy heller, madeleine carina, gina frey, stella rose, and allison balchi along with any other potential victims of melanie that may not have spoken out. I'd rather believe a potential liar over a potential rapist. same way how I'd rather believe Pinocchio over R Kelly.
I also remember a while back when they tried spreading lies about jazmin bean, saying that they were jealous of mel and saying that they were copying her. it legit got so bad that jazmin had to say in a tweet (or vid) that they have nothing against mel. they also constantly used the wrong pronouns for jazmin on purpose.
from her fans harassing Oliver tree, to them being racist towards her bf, Melanie has to know that her fanbase is toxic and terrible all around and yet she will not say a single world abt it bc she knows that they are gonna defend her out of terrible controversies and she'll just think that they'll die down even tho they never do. she just allows her fans to silence and harass people and hell, even THANKED them for doing that. and as much as mel says she supports victims in her music, she doesn't actually do so. the same way as much as she says that she cares for the environment, yet sells nfts. "but they were made with non environmental harming material" bitch all nfts are made with the exact same thing and are harmful to the environment no matter how much u change it. and whenever it's sa awareness month I genuinely dont wanna see a single mel fan/defender saying "support victims" as if y'all haven't victimblamed and harassed all 5 of mel's victims for years on end.
that's it. that's all I gotta say.
#timothy heller is innocent#justice for timothy heller#timothy heller#fuck melanie martinez#anti melanie martinez#melanie martinez#even if mel is innocent she's still a terrible person#madeleine carina#justice for madeleine carina#stella rose#justice for stella rose#gina frey#justice for gina frey#allison balchi#justice for allison balchi#fuck globelamp too#she's a terrible person and an abuser but yall mel fans will believe anyone but timothy i guess#sarah morgan is not a real person btw#jazmin bean#oliver tree
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#rdr2#arthur morgan#hosea matthews#dutch van der linde#john marston#bill williamson#sean macguire#javier escuella#lenny summers#charles smith#and Micah too I guess#micah bell
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#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#hotchgan#criminal minds#i saw this and instantly thought of the mayhem one but then there were the others#and something about derek in the scrubs and hotch in his suit with his big hand inside that incubator and...#help i'm in too deep#that 2nd one doesn't have any great screenshots but#hotch is in there first and he's the closest and everyone else leaves but he stays#and that is the good stuff you know?#i really need to actually try to write#but i also have something that i find amusing that i'm working on with more screenshots so this is my blog now i guess
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After chapter six, I swore off killing any deer because I was afraid it could be Arthur.
That's what this game does to you and it's fascinating, or maybe I'm just superstitious :')
#much of my culture involves a lot of belief in animals and how we are all connected#especially in nature#so perhaps I have too much respect to honour a game#but the animal ties and such are so strong in the game that it's inevitable I guess#you feel it deep in your heart#your core#is it a game mechanic for deer to cross John's path so often? because I find it happens so much more after arthur died#oh man#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption 2 spoilers#arthur morgan
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feel like morgan/lucina is kinda underrated like i get why. but also likeβ¦ duuudeβ¦ take it from lucinas perspective: the kid of the fell god that betrayed your father turns against you despite years and years of friendship and most definitely knowing eachother since birth (do you honestly think chrom and robin wouldnt set their kids up on play dates immediately? really??) and despite how much you love them you know theyβre beyond saving and you have to leave them behind to succumb to grima when you go back in time to save the world, accepting that youll never see them again! oh shit buts whats thisβ¦ they show up in the past anyways? having forgotten all the time you spent together, the trouble they caused, everything you meant to them? but its them, its morgan and for the first time in years youre able to see them again happy, carefree, and in complete control! should you feel sad? scared? overjoyed? i dont know! but slap some yuri on that and you got a crazy ass little sideplot all im saying!!!
#ann plays awakening#i just think lucina and morgan have a lot of potential!!#childhood friends to mutual crush to βoh shit youre evil i gotta goβ to βwym you forgot me?!β to trying to repair the past#to HOPEFULLY AT SOME POINT lovers. do you see what im talking about??#also i think the implication that our morgan is from a different timeline from lucina could be interesting too#like eventually sheβll have to accept that she DID leave her morgan behind and wont ever see them again#seeing our morgan is a relief to know that somewhere out there they were saved. but hers wasnt. isnt that fucked up#anyways so. guess who im pairing lucina with this time hreheheheah#i wasnt going to at first but then i was just suddenly struck with the idea of them and im j. wow.#also great bc they make up 2/3 second gen units i wont be able to galeforce onto immediately#so. support grind AND skill grind at the same time. yeehoo#i still cant believe they didnt let lucina and f!morgan support tho. like are you jokingβ¦ CHROM AND ROBINS KIDS?!?!??#insanity.
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