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#idk man all I’m saying is that jesus didn’t have to go through ten years of war and then ten more years of hell trying to get home#and MOST of jesus’ friends lived#so I gotta go with my boy ody on this one#odysseus#the odyssey#the iliad#greek mythology#jesus christ#like the guy#from the bible#jesus of nazareth#the bible
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j… jesus oppa ;____;
#ashsksjsks jesus k-idol era… and when he does his comeback stage…..???#i just want you to know the last thing i saw before my plane took off was an “i’m going to jesus cafe” message from my grandma#and the first thing i saw when i landed fifteen hours later yesterday was 130+ unread messages on kakaotalk#and i opened it and most of it was cutesy photos my grandma had sent me of her and white jesus#also: she is not even christian…. her friends were like wanna come and she was just like WHY NOT?#also… if you’re interested… in japan there’s a manga called 聖☆おにいさん (translated as ‘saint young men’)#which focuses on the lives of roomates jesus and buddha#(also there are fancomics based on this… including. of course. jesus/judas)#christmas
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you are pitting Jesus and Santa Claus against each other. I am acknowledging Santa as both a mythic symbol of Christ and a cultural legend based upon a real man whose faithfulness to Christ was used by God to grant common grace not just to the people of Myra but throughout the entire world. we are not the same.
#I know anti-Santa people who are not smug but the anti-Santa influencers are getting smugger and smugger each year#my generation was not raised to cope with loss of childhood#pro-tip: it comes back when you have your own children#I know because I get a taste of it whenever I visit my friends’ kids#mobile#x#Christmas#Christianity#history#mythology#let kids believe in magic again#you know what believing in magic did for me? trained my heart to recognize the wondrous when I see it#trained me to accept that I don’t and can’t know everything#trained me to live by the faith of adherence when i cannot enjoy the faith of assurance (Matthew Henry)#I was the only person in any of my friend groups who ever believed in Santa#and you know why I didn’t feel betrayed to find out I’d misplaced my belief? because Santa is real.#someone moves even terrible parents to give good gifts to their children on the same holy day every year#someone moves the imagination to ensure that the darkest week of the year will produce the most ethereal lights#someone moves the ancient and forgotten back into our conscious present minds#and if you’re wondering whether I’m talking about Jesus or Santa that’s a GOOD thing!#that’s the whole point!#the Santa mythos *impacts* people all over the world. and that is an act of Providence whether you believe in God or not
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babygirl if you knew how many homewrecker fantasies I daydream about on a daily basis it's gonna be so over
#liveblogging.pdf#good luck babe is NOT helping jesus#also getting caught giggling to myself over my silly little homewrecker fantasies. most mortifying ordeal EVER#and it's not even the way youd assume. like im aro i don't get crushes#they're entirely petty vindictive revenge fantasies#like LISTEN. i could pull my college ex friend's crush so easily#but let's not get into that. they're just fantasies im not gonna get with a guy just to piss her off im not there yet#i just get off on thinking about breaking up allos don't mind me#it's so funny im sorry it's how i cope with having to live in the most heterosexual college ever ok#vagueposting the shit out of tumblr dot com
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mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW
#thinkin too much about gortie side characters again.#sally this time and why she specifically talks about him the way she does#like dravo is obviously still shitty but to me he was. ‘just ‘neglectful#while sally actively hated and even felt terrorised by her own child#like. it’s not like i don’t understand her at all.#imagine you and your love don’t have much besides each other and your shop and you get pregnant and ready to raise a child#only for it to not be a child he didn’t and doesn’t cry ever and he learns everything so much sooner than most but then he never calls you#his parents and it’s not just a petty thing kids do sometimes you feel that he doesn’t see you as family and the worst part is that you#agree deep down#and as he gets older he doesn’t have any friends and actively rejects the notion of the entire concept#but then as time passes you hear about how he has entire groups of children following him and then several of them commit suicide#and that thing coming to sit with you and dravo at the dinner table says that he did what you did last week when the axe to chop wood broke#and you discarded it and got a new one#and he has these habits of ripping out flowers and making sure that they don’t regrow#and then you hear rumours about a friend’s daughter’s cat disappearing and think nothing of it#until you visit his tree house a month later and find a declawed cat and birds with clipped wings and crushed bugs that he keeps fondly#and then you see him with other children and they don’t know and his face is different and body language is entirely different#and were it not for the fact that you know better you would never see anything but a normal child#and you know that you are one who painstakingly brought this thing that should not be into the world and so you decide to end it all one da#and go to him as he’s asleep with the knife shaking in your hand#but he cries when you’re above him! screams at the top of his lungs!#so you beg for forgiveness even though you don’t deserve it through tears but as soon as the knife is put away you see the act drop and fee#his clever fingers having twisted your brain inside and out and you know that you can do nothing#and so the opportunity arises to at least remove him out of your life if not everyone’s lives and you take it immediately.#but you heard him talk. how he will close his fist around the world one day. and you know that it is not a matter of if but when.#like. imagine that. jesus dude.#like i hc her as someone that is messy and does not know a lot about life and she certainly wouldn’t have been a good mother but the love#or at least desire to love is there somewhere. and believing that having a child is really the only somewhat meaningful thing she can do#with her life. she’s not some hero or rich or anything of note. so there’s a lot obligation and not genuine desire for family here.#but she never really got the chance to be an actual mother in the first place so. who knows what that might have looked like
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i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism
#im not a woman i just love that phrase so much#anyways sorry i havent been posting like at all ive been literally just playing botw#this is the ideal body structure for a man yall just haters#also whatever gender link has. thats me. i want that.#and honest to god its so much fun ive been having a blast. most of the time#some puzzles do suck dick and balls tho#and like. 10k rupees for a great fairy? jesus christ miss. what the scallop#but overall 10/10 experience cant wait to get to totk#unrelated to sidon but vaguely related to the post#me and my friends were going back and forth at lunch w sum fictional hear me outs#(no one wanted to hear me out for sidon (💔💔💔 theyre just haters))#we alll agreed that live action rodrick heffley (from the first two movies) is the ideal man. idc what yall say#one of them did say smth like oh you cant just put eyeliner on a man and call him hot#when like that's literally the rules?? sorry man i dont make them i just enforce em#but like thats written in lgbt law???#smh chat#anyways#im tired#my stuff#oh god that was a ramble#im so normal chat
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every time i so much as think about that scene where light looks at porn magazines while scowling i go into hysterics its genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
#the funniest thing is is that i truly believe he thought he was being 100% convincing. that that's normal behavior for a completely straight#completely allosexual man#light is fucking awful and i hate him but also there's nuance to him. and sometimes i can get a little like. oh thinking about his life#before the series. specifically factoring in my headcanons about him being gay aroace and autistic and stuff. ppl have written some rlly#good fics surrounding those topics.... but yeah thats not even canon stuff but i dont care#anyways its not in a way of making excuses for how he is i just think it adds more to his character#hes total garbage but i think theres really interesting stuff with him when it comes to how he's.... VERY disconnected from others#just in general. he's like aware of how to act ''normal'' on like the most textbook surface level without being like. Aware enough to#be able to make it more convincing. and as ridiculous as it is i do see some of myself in him in that sense#also that person who said light and L is just autistic guy who's been masking his entire life vs autistic guy who's never masked in his#entire life. LITERALLY EXACTLY. genuinely perfect way to describe them they are both so similar when it comes to this#but the ways they go about it are very different. light has been playing the part of the perfect son his whole life. L doesnt try to change#himself for anyone and doesnt care when people think hes weird. both of them arent very socially aware and havent had any real friends#their whole lives. its such a fascinating parallel between them#i could go on a whole fucking thing about how light was pretending to be someone he's not around his family and at school and everything#long before he got the death note BUT. i wont. at least not right now#jesus christ how did i go from laughing about him with the magazine to this. my bad#derailed my own damn post. idk swagever#will say rq tho. watched a vid on youtube that pointed out how light expected his family to think nothing of the fact that he's gone to#such drastic measures to hide his diary when making the plan with hiding the death note which is like#that level of dedication would NOT be normal. so the fact that light expects his family to think nothing of it......#i mean you could read that as light just once again being socially unaware. but it could also imply that light's family kind of Knows#he's hiding something and just doesn't address it. (he's gay. im talking about him being gay)#the video also referenced this comic that i didnt rb cause the actual premise of it (lawlight wedding) is um.#not at all my kind of thing. BUT it was light describing himself as a house with a basement when his family sees him as a one story house#and i thought that was such a cool analogy#ANYWAYYYSSSS i need to go to bed. thanks if you read my ramblings#serena.txt#death note posting
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my dad: yeah i'll be there at 3:30p
me, like a normal person: gets ready & is all set to go by 3:30p literally on the dot.
my dad at 3:45p: sike i'll actually be there at 4:30p
me: great :) love this :)
#liveblogging life#i am a chronic on time person precisely bc i grew up with two parents who could not be on time to save their fucking lives#like im not perfect about it but generally if i say i'm going to see you at a certain time#i will make every effort to get there either precisely on time or 5-10m early#the early thing is what's leftover from japan i think - i always had to be 15m early to stuff there and it's just kind of stuck tbh#but im also neurotic about it - tbh it irritates me SO much when people say a certain time for meeting & then are super late#like i get being a little late or w/e but when it's like 30+ minutes....#my sister's friend was supposed to pick up her kids on thurs & she was like 45m past the time she said she was going to come#and i was going BANANAS like lady i planned the rest of my evening around you being on time! i have places to be! jesus christ!#idk man i feel like im pretty easy going about most things but something about tardiness really unlocks my inner pta mom demon#also irritated bc he was supposed to be picking me up for driving practice#and now that he's going to be an hour late we no longer have time to do it bc we have to be at dinner at 5p#so like. great! there goes an hour i really could have used for practice!#and with. very little time left before im supposed to retake the test and hopefully not fail again lmao
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yes, i'm a college student. yes, i drink caffeine. yes, it gives me anxiety and the shakes and makes me think my friends hate me. yes, it gives me muscle cramps because i hold all the tension in my body.
will i stop?
nah.
#this is meant to come off as lighthearted and not dramatic#i use caffeine as a clutch a lot to get through student life#this shit is like dark magic sometimes#'yes- you shall receive the energy you so desperately crave. but at a high cost'#'you shall be cursed to live a half life if you drink this- palpable fear- nausea- racing thoughts- a potential mania episode-'#'wh- WHAT DO YOU MEAN HALF THE CAN IS ALREADY GONE?'#'jesus christ...'#no but even the smallest amount of caffeine can push me over the edge- and i do my damndest to stay away from it most days#being up til six in the morning scrambling around cleaning my apartment while dancing to music is not fun after the first time#i have received so many lectures from friends and family about not drinking it#every time i tell a friend what i'm up to they groan#but i have so much work to get done#reading an average of two books a week is not easy#i wish there was something else i could use as a safe stimulant#ugh#oh well
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white people are literally so batshit insane bonkers how are you saying these things genuinely where is the though you've lived here your WHOLE life how have you never heard of one of the most important locations in the city...
#je parle#like there's no way these people really are saying these things seriously#um i can't go there isn't it like dangerous? girl it's one city over#getting there takes so much time... you literally said you went there once when you were little with your dad#you tried to get there during rush hour baby it's not our fault you've not googled the times to get there#jesus fuck#your parents are more excited about you going to an undermaintained jam theme park than they are about#you going to a different city full of art culture music life that is also YOUR CLOSE FRIEND'S HOMETOWN who you've heard express how much it#would mean to them to go with you#like mother fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr#white people#ifucking hate them#especially considering you're NOT an immigrant you lived here FOREVER you don;t know the second most spoken language in the region and yo#u want me to be the token mexican in the family teaching the kids spanish etc what do i exist in a fucking vacuum#am i only mexican when in relation to what i can provide#am i only mexican when no one wants to go with me#am i only mexican enough when i'm the only mexican you know?#what if i was browner? what if my hair was longer? what if i was named after my grandfather? huh? what if i was a practicing catholic#and not a mexican jew#what if i was just a jew? would it be easier for you#it would be maybe easier to try to include me when you have fewer marginalized identities#GRA GRA GRA
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Second-hand stress from a family member's wedding is reeeal
#wdym over 200 guests and counting?? wdym we all need tailored clothes to match??#and a gift for the bridal shower. and then possibly a bachelorette party gift. then the wedding itself#which is spanning two days.#like jesus how much will this cost?#and ofc my partner's brother has no problem just asking his parents to pay. as far as i can tell.#my partner and i love being different. we've been together for more than twice the amount of time -#- their brother and his fiancee have. and we're not planning to get married because we simply don't want to#but most importantly we don't feel like we need to? we're together already so...?#been together for nearly seven years. lived together almost that entire time. i just hope no one expects us to get married.#i just don't fucking understand it. all it is is stressful and needlessly expensive.#my parents got married at a courthouse and then had a potluck with friends in their backyard. 🤷🤷🤷#................wtf do you even buy for a bridal shower. i think im just stressed bc i'll have to be in a room -#- full of straight women i don't know. The Fear. Is Real.
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Dude I'm just getting into Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers and had no clue about their nationality but was like "Hmm, Anna sounds suspiciously Australian" NO ONE TOLD ME THEY'RE FROM MY CITY???? FUCK
#do i just live under a rock?#do i not have enough cool friends?#this is a pretty big thing btw my city has a population of less than 1mil#and. yknow. isn't america#which is where i assume most artists are from unless their accents are distinct#and even then i thought it could be an american band that just sounded a bit rougher (australian) bc they're punk rock#i am exceptionally silly apparently#teen jesus and the jean teasers#etc
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"I love topic yaoi!"
Just say you're into enemies to lovers
It's okay to be boring
#anyways imma ramble about hilson in the tags#sorry y'all#hilson is peak toxic yoai#and most disregard it cuz it's friends to lovers#friends to lovers can be toxic too!#House literally cannot live without Wilson#that is the main plot of season eight#house gets locked in a mental hospital cuz he had a little oopsie daisy#what does he do when he has an opportunity to call someone#anyone#he calls Wilson#because he loves him#and so he can manipulate him into getting him out#house and Wilson finds out that Wilson only has five months to live#cuz cancer#and house is like#'I want to spend every second of that time with you#I need you#I cannot live without you'#so the steal a fuck ton of chemo and other drugs#and Wilson sleezies it for a few hours on House's couch#I think that was the best scene#In all of House M.D.#cuz#Jesus fucjing shit#watch the damn show#I can't even describe it#It truly is see it to believe it#and then house fake his death go avoid legal trouble#and then runs off with Wilson after his own damn fucking funeral
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My experience with Hannibal so far:
Jeff the killer: kills people. Mutilates and eats them too.
Me: Yeah that's alright with me (skipping the eye gore tho)
Jeff the evil liar: evilly lies to someone about the cause of their psychosis
Me: I Am Not Okay With This
#i said this#chem watches Hannibal#okay i have a few theories#first of all my grandmother took a medication that made her hallucinate when i was a kid so i spent#a good amount of time considering the horror of not being able to identify reality#not as much as i spent considering the horror of forgetting or of deterioration but it was present in my psyche#(please keep in mind i was just a kid so a good part of what made this disconcerting to me is that i didnt understand it#and nor did it even seem possible to understand as 9 year olds generally get 0 exposure to info about these issues)#secondly the fact that its a dangerous brain problem#i think ive posted that my parents friend#JESUS CHRIST HIS LAST NAME WAS GRAHAM#anywyas he had epilepsy and died of a seizure when i was a kid#so someone living alone with that sort of problem... personally frightening to me#thirdly it could actually be the lying#every since the stuff with w*s went down ive gone back to being a very highly truth-valuing person#and there are also lots of awful stories abt medicial issues being neglected on tumblr#so the combination of those is v uncomfortable#also the betrayal like I KNOW he's an evil liar but this has been the first time it's doing actual harm to someone who cares about him#it could be even more personal than all that:#will KNOWS there's something wrong with him and he's RIGHT but he's being lied to and told there's no evidence#I've been going through it over the past few years figuring out that most of my mental health issues stem from my period#so i have shared a sense that There's Something Wrong With Me#so it's personally disturbing to imagine being lied to about that and let to rot#could also be that it's evidence that will really has nobody in his corner. except for Bev i guess. <3 bev#the idea that he's truly alone in the world and in a victim position like. hopeless.#also spent a good amount of time growing up thinking about situations so bleak there's no escape. so that kind of thing gets me but i was#always thinking more for a group or a side in a story so like. for one person is even more upsetting. darker than what i'm accustomed to#i could probably keep going i love theorizing#will graham: you won't like me when i'm pyschoanalyzed#me: people only like me when i'm psychoanalyzed
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This really puts the Supreme court ruling that anything within his official purview as president can't be prosecuted into perspective.
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Trump couldn't gun down protesters in DC like he wanted to before - but come 2025 he'll be able to use full military force.
That's just a piece of an interview from
2 Years Ago.
Here's the full thing:
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#Damn yall#Youtube#Everyone talking about how only violence and completely tearing down the current system of government will fix anything#Acting like the entire world isn't terrified of our military weapons cache and troops#Acting like the government can't track them#Acting like Trump won't take every opportunity to gun down protesters and buy data to track their living friends and families to imprison#for years of free labor and to take even more people that would oppose him out of the equation#And most irritatingly acting like they would stand up when most of them won't even stand up for the weirdo at work#I'm so fucking tired#So many people are acting like Biden has the power to stack the court when he can only appoint judges once Congress Approves them#Guess who has a majority in the House that has staunchly blocked anything that Biden has tried to do?#Jesus Christ
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That last post just reminded me of something honestly mind-boggling that that friend did
#so i’d just gone back to uni after being home for the weekend and i messaged my friend to let her know#and she said ‘oh awesome i’m studying in the library with my friends from my course all day; come up!’#i lived a 15 minute bus ride from campus and had a free pass so it wasn’t a problem at all for me to get myself there#(and i went to campus tons anyway. like i think i went to the library once a day that whole year to be honest. i was writing my dissertation#so even though i didn’t like her friends (they were snooty; cliquey; all the guys would try to flirt with you in creepy ways) i said ‘sure’#but there was one problem: i’d left my wallet at home. my grandma had lent me some cash as soon as i’d realised (too far into the journey to#go back) and i’d be fine for the few days it took for someone to get my wallet to me; but i didn’t have my student ID#and i needed that to get to the upper floors of the library. where my friend and her friends were#SO i communicated that to her and she was like ‘yeah of course i’ll let you in! just let me know when you’re there’#so i did that and got no response. didn’t think anything of it. but then she messaged saying something about how her friends were having an#argument; someone was having a breakdown and she couldn’t come down right then#i was like ‘fine take a few minutes’ but i was obviously annoyed because what do you mean?? just walk away for a second#use me to diffuse the situation and change the subject if you have to?#so i said to let me know when she was coming down but i didn’t hear anything and it was crowded as fuck on the ground floor of the library#so i think i gave her like 10 minutes and just went to the business school’s cafe#nearly an HOUR later my phone rang and it was evidently her standing in the reception area of the library wondering where i was#i was like did you honestly think i’d still be waiting?? did you think i had nothing better to do with my life than wait around#like a schmuck to hang out with you and your godawful friends who i don’t like. jesus christ#and i mean it’s still not the most insane way she’s disrespected my time. like a few months after that she called me asking if i wanted to#go for a walk. i said ‘yeah’ and proceeded to get ready and everything. waited for her. she’s like ‘actually i need to do x’#then i didn’t hear from her. after like an hour i gave up and started working on my dissertation#she pulled up to my house THREE HOURS after she initially called and was absolutely bamboozled when i said i no longer wanted to go#on a walk and that i was working on my dissertation and had gotten in the zone#like if you’re going to be That late you’ve gotta tell people. you can’t expect them to still be waiting on you#past a certain point; especially with no communication; i just assume i’ve been stood up and i go do something else#because like realistically why the hell WOULDN’T i go do something else if i more than likely have 3 hours to do it in lmao#i can’t with this type of behaviour. i really think she thinks other people don’t have lives#or want to hang out with her so badly that they’re willing to sit around for hours waiting#i just think she should manage her ego to be honest#personal
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