#and I’d do it again

[monkawonka]

Being put on trial for pushing him down the stairs.

Pose x

[luverleaver]

I can’t believe I spend my money on these fuckers

[sweattyspaghetti]

Just moments from the fight club script that drove me up the wall:

- we could’ve seen Brad Pitt casually sitting in Edward Norton’s lap with a gun in his mouth (as if this stuff wasn’t already gay enough)

- Jack searching for Tyler’s approval in the middle of his fight

- them being a domestic husband and wife (oh my god and Tyler walking up to Jack to get his tie fixed)

- the hilarious acknowledgment that yeah: they are codependent

- Tyler asking Jack to say please and then doing said thing he begged for as a kind gesture

- that. Jack not entering his cave, being in the present, unafraid, wanting Tyler to do the one thing he never really did, appreciate something. Not see everything as disposable and unremarkable.

Anyway. When tyler said he did this for them for us, like okay we get it. Whether he’s emotionally manipulating Jack or not we get it u freaky queer 🙄🤨

(Here's the link to the script *wink*)

EDIT: wanted to add this too. So the ass towards Jack was 100% purposeful. Alright class. Let’s put on our queer lenses on and—oh! Yep. Gay. Tyler durden is the narrator’s closeted gayness being wide open ��

[klspacecadet]

pls do prove your claims because now i am curious

sorry it took me so long to answer I was trying to draw something good (digitally) but couldn’t so I gave up...

also comment if you want to see any other talents/skills/wtv, these are all I could think of haha

first proof: art :3

I was in the psych ward from 12/9 to 6/30 so that’s all but 3 of these…. The dates of completion are in the image descriptions ^^

second proof: writing!

I have always been wholly dedicated to the art of music. My mother, a renowned pianist, bestowed upon me her love for music when she birthed me; sealing the notes within my very skin and bones. Although my mother was gracious in accepting my passion, as she too felt the same, the other children were not. They preached that music would take me nowhere and it was a hopeless pursuit, them more inclined to athletic or academic ambitions. They believed that, although my mom achieved great fame and fortune, I would never receive the same praise for my inferior talents. My father, behaving similarly to the other young children, consistently reminded me of my musical failure. To ensure I believed the same, he beat his words into both my brain and my body until my only option was to agree, my throat clogged and my arms weak. Eventually he gave up on our family as a whole and walked out, leaving his words resonating within me. I could never be a successful musician. As I gave up hope on my passion and life’s purpose, my mother dragged me from my despair and gave me hope that I could thrive, that my wish could become a reality.  As I continued to grow, the cruelty of other children was proven once again. Specifically upon my entrance to middle school, stereotypes and discriminations were shoved down my throat. My mother, as always, dismissed these opinions and as such I never agreed with them. Upon their discovery of my belonging within these groups, my schoolmates targeted and tormented me until graduation; although my mother helped dismiss most of their words, their fists still left wounds upon my body and mind — understandably, I had a rougher academic career than most.

This was a rewrite of something my friend wrote, so although the ideas aren’t mine all of the words are ^^

third proof: rhythm gaming!

I couldn’t think of anything else to put here that didn’t involve a video of me, so please let me know if there’s anything else you want to see!

also everything tagged shows up somewhere in this post, so don’t comment saying “this isn’t vld” because there’s a LOT of Keith drawings excuse me

[kvothes]

i had a chance to jump in lake michigan so honestly i did receive all the emotional and spiritual healing i needed from this trip

[eucharistsamruby]

just unfollowed someone i’ve been following for probably 10 years for calling sam the straight one

[boopboopimanidioot]

I can't belive you attacked a sleeping man

:3

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

another round of memes from this week… true of vamp fandom i come with gifts

[murderandcoffee]

did I just block someone because I didn’t like the tag they put on a post they reblogged from me? yes. yes I did

[angeltannis]

Until Dawn fandom was so good because 1) all the kids were canonically friends, so you couldn’t realistically stan just one character without the others, and 2) every single one of those kids was either the worst person you’d ever met or complicit in enabling said worst people. So no character fandom had moral high ground over any other one. We were all in it together. Equality

[itsnotillegalyet07]

I have created again.

I don’t know if it counts but @goobersforlife here’s some more.

[iron-bae]

Me dropping a casual “dear Cullenites” in a stream and watching everybody implode on themselves

[neuroviolentgraves]

baiting the foot fetishists i see

I used to send our partner system anonymous foot pics

[youreonyourownkid]

taylor: “‘stay away from her’ the saboteurs protested too much”

literally me last summer:

[obsessedwithceleste]

I fear I have once again booped too close to the sun as tumblr mobile has crashed three times in the last five minutes

[exdivine]

it’s almost the 1 year anniversary of when i vandalised a man’s house, car, and sprinkled instant mashed potato mix on his front lawn before it rained <3