#and I try to bring it up and it’s ‘I’m not ready ur so pushy’ ok. but it’s been YEARS and tbh I still look at you different

[starlooove]

Atp someone still has to watch the fucking baby. Like ok be mad about the lack of 50/50 split and continue to be passive aggressive and bitch at eachother by mentioning how many plans you’ve made instead of sitting down and being direct but someone still has to watch the fucking baby.

[danikamariewrites]

So first just finished Fourth Wing and I would just like to say the ending was disgusting wonderful. That’s all imma say about it. And second, could you do one with Xaden and reader where they just go for a night time flight?

I know you did the picnic but a nightly flight of them and their dragons having fun and relaxing sounds wonderful after the headache this book has given me.

Night Flight

Xaden x reader

A/n: I loved the cliffhanger and I can’t wait for book 2 in November! Enjoy this fluffy fic anon I hope it helps ur headache 😭 in this fic Tairn chose reader so reader and Xaden have that mind to mind connection

Warnings: none

After you finished dinner you excused yourself from the table. Liam rose with you but you shook your head, “Take the night off buddy.” He sat back down, hands raised in front of him. You walk past the leadership table and lock eyes with Xaden. He gives you a slight tilt of his head and you wink at him.

About forty minutes later with your cloak clasped around you, you waited in the shadows by the secret entrance to the flight field. You feel shadows twine around your legs and arms. Xaden steps out of the darkness, a smirk dancing on his full lips.

He pulls you by your waist for a kiss. Leaning his forehead on yours he whispers, “I'm happy you wanted to come with me tonight.”

“Me too.” Xaden’s hand slides to yours as he leads you down the passage.

Exiting onto the field you spot Tairn and Sgaeyl nuzzling each other. It always shocked you to see the two dragons in love. You’d find it sweet if they weren’t terrifying.

“I can hear you, girl.” Tairn said in your head. “I know that’s why I thought it.” You shot back.

You laughed at Tairn and he let out an annoyed huff. Xaden chuckles, “Aww you think they’re cute.” Blush covers the apples of your cheeks. You playfully push at his chest. “Shut up,” you laugh.

Xaden gives you a playful look. “Oh, you’ve done it now.” Your eyes widen and you try to run to Tairn but Xaden catches you first. Letting out a playful screech, he throws you over his shoulder and spins.

Xaden brings you to face him, clutching you to his chest, your feet hovering above the ground. “Come on man, let me go.” He shakes his head. “Nope. Not until you say sorry.” You let your head fall back. “Fine. I’m…not sorry.” He feigns shock. “Wow. I can’t believe this. My girlfriend hurt me and she won’t apologize.”

You scoff at the accusation. “Oh please. Like I could break through this muscle.” Prodding at his chest to prove your point. Xaden puts you down. You walk over to your dragons and mount, ready for your late night flying date.

A few months into your relationship Xaden was still a little reserved. You understood and trusted him. But one night you were particularly pushy and demanded to know where he had been.

Xaden had been disappearing a few nights a week, by himself, which freaked you out. You had went to Liam with your concerns and he told you Xaden was fine. After seeing how worried you were Xaden finally told you his secret.

It wasn't a big deal, he just liked to go night flying alone sometimes. After you both talked about it you felt relieved that he wasn't doing something stupid or dangerous.

After that, he started to open up more about things he liked to do or just random facts about him. He wanted to share things with you. You fell more in love with him. It meant he trusted you as you trusted him. And you would never betray that trust.

Flying across the lake you felt Xaden tapping on your mind. “Wanna do something fun?” You look at him across Tairn’s wings and nod.

He shoots you a wicked grin as Sgaeyl shoots upward. Tairn is quick to follow. They climb and climb at breakneck speed, heading straight through the clouds blocking out the stars.

You let out an uncontrolled laugh, gripping onto Tairn for dear life. As you start to cut through the clouds you lose sight of Xaden. You tuck your head in, attempting to lay flat to Tairn.

You feel him in your mind still, “It’s ok, I’m right ahead of you.” “I know.” You send him a smile, “I love you Xaden.” “I love you too y/n.”

Feeling the cool mist of the clouds was refreshing. You took in the moment and felt lucky to be able to touch the sky with the man you love flying next to you.

Breaking through the clouds Tairn evens out as he and Sgaeyl circle each other. Looking up, your breath catches at the beauty of the night sky. The stars glitter and the full moon is bright. Smiling, you look over to Xaden.

He's watching you take in the view. His lips are set in a genuine loving smile. He's grateful to be here with you. To share parts of himself with you.

tags: @nyotamalfoy @auggiesolovey @bubybubsters @baybay123455 @msiecrane

[anne-i-write]

moriarty the patriot headcannons pt. 1

| requested by anon: Can you write about all male characters in moriarty has a same look of their  children and hpw many children they want? |

william x reader; louis x reader; albert x reader; sebastian x reader; fred x reader

word count: 2397

pt. 2: 221b boys

a/n: I DONT KNOW WHY I DIDNT WRITE THIS EARLIER IM SO SORRY THIS REQUEST HAS LITERALLY BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I AM SO SORRY I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS

william: 487 words

with his whole plan to clean the world of the filthy nobles, william never really stopped to think about having children

well, until he met you

you both were in town one day and he saw you fondly watching a child speak with her mother

“i think two children would be nice”

“i didn’t even ask”

“i know, but the look you gave that mother was telling enough”

n e ways he is a simp and he did eventually give you what you wanted

fast forward a few years, you have two children: a boy and a girl

and they look exactly like their father

like,, it lowkey pains you how much they physically take after their father

you wanted to be like “oh they have your personality, but they look just like me!”

no

granted, your son took after you in an emotional sense but your daughter was a daddy’s girl through and through

like she looks like him, she acts like him, speaks like him, she even EATS like him

ok but the men w your children

fred is a freaking sweetheart ok

like he’ll watch over the kids when no one has the time and they love him too so they’ll help out in the garden which you are SO thankful for

tbh they only like uncle albert bc he brings them lil trinkets from when he gets back from london LMAO

louis doesn’t show it, but he absolutely adores your children and makes extra snacks for them at tea time

you caught onto this at one point bc for some REASON your kids would not stop bouncing off of the walls before bed and they told you uncle louis gave them chocolate

and sebastian loves messing w your kids bc,,, sebastian

but he accidentally made your son cry ONCE and he was at the mercy of every adult in the moriarty estate including the boy’s younger sister

needless to say, he watched his actions and words around your children after that

now, william

i’m just gonna say this straight out: most of the men never really thought about having kids (save john and albert)

but when you finally had kids, william had a different outlook on life

like fr,, this man works overtime now trying to get rid of the filth that is called nobles

he doesn’t want his kids to be raised in a world where just because you have more money than another means you get to look down on them

you still instill in them those good morals ofc

he also tries to be very present in their lives since he and his brother were raised as orphans

when he was younger, he didn’t mind it all much

but now that he had this small family and a brighter future, he did everything in his power to make sure they’re happy and grow up in a cleaner and kinder world

louis: 320 words

it took you a week to get him to at LEAST humor you

“if you could, how many kids do you want?”

“none”

like, this guy is so dedicated to his brother and his cause it is a WONDER you somehow wormed your way into his heart

but you did and honestly, the brothers are actually very happy that you’re with them

william especially

louis rarely emotes but when you came into their lives, you got louis pissed at one point and everyone was like,,,, wtf?? he has emotions???

anyways, his answer is one kid LMAO

and when you get that one kid, he looks just like louis

yall already KNOW that he’s ready to die for that child as soon as louis holds him in his arms

the only kid sebastian wouldnt even try to mess with

he can deal with william’s albert’s or fred’s kids but louis lowkey intimidates him so he’s as nice as he can be

that being said, louis teaches his kid how to properly handle stuff around the house

you want to cry bc ur son is just so??? the little kid just loves helping out no matter how small the task and he’s just so cute it hurts

even sebastian’s kinda like,, “aight he’s the only kid i will tolerate”

louis grew up with only his brothers so he also wants to give his son a shot at a normal family

is actually aware at how he thinks he’s indispensable for william’s cause and he doesn’t want his son to end up like him

he also teaches his son some badass fighting moves

oh and louis smiles a lot more too

cried bc his son saw the scar he got on his cheek, rubbed some dirt on his lil face and said “i have daddy’s cool scar now”

all in all his son is the best thing to happen to all of you

albert: 505 words

same as louis in the fact that it takes him a week to answer

“you know you haven’t even answered my question”

“i’m sorry, what did you say?”

“how many kids do you want?”

genuinely takes time to ponder that question

he hadn’t thought of that since his family adopted william and louis

but with you?

“i think two darling girls who take after their mother is enough for me”

pls he’d be so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

you two end up having a girl and a boy, who look just like their father

and tbh, you’re not even mad

you love them so much so when albert comes back north, the three of you are ecstatic

the happiness was short lived for albert tho

he found his son spending time with william and there’s nothing bad right????

“where’s your sister?”

“she’s with mr. moran”

his heart DROPPED

out of all the people in the manor

HIM

he sees the two running around the garden

it all happened as soon as albert’s daughter went up to sebastian and said “you’re very pretty! you’re my knight now!”

he decided to “adopt” the little girl and now he’s lowkey whipped

you found albert staring at sebastian playing with his daughter and updated him about everything going on

“but him??”

“he’s just a big softie for her let it go”

isn’t really surprised when he finds out they can fight a little

actually glad that they can hold their own, God forbid anything happens to them

otherwise mi6 has to deal w family matters lmao

“albert, she only tripped”

“you shouldve seen the fear in her eyes as she fell”

“IT WAS A STRAY COBBLESTONE”

would raise hell if anyone even THOUGHT ill of his kids

william and louis are the doting uncles

william more so than louis bc your kids have never seen louis smile

now they’re on a mission to make uncle louis smile

louis was on child duty one day and they managed to slip away

omyGOD he was stressed but also,, extremely worried

so when he found them he had the most genuine smile on his face

your daughter was like (・∀・)

she loves uncle louis

ofc your son adores his dad like,,, who else wouldn't feel awesome at the age of 10 if you found out your dad was a high ranking general

feels superior to sebastian bc of his dad

lmao this 4’5 kid thinks he can rule sebastian for some odd reason

the house is always dirty bc him and sebastian always prank each other

your daughter is trying to catch a butterfly but she can’t so fred helps

instantly loves fred

“is that what heartbreak is”

“i guess that’s what happens when you try to get close to my kids colonel”

albert is kind of afraid of turning into his dad but he has you and everyone else to remind him that: no you are not your father, you are so much better than him

loves your family with his entire being

sebastian: 844 words

“i see you looking at those kids and the answer is none”

lmao you’ll get so pouty around him bc you want kids dammit

that and he spoils you to no end so that's why you’re pouty lol

“fine we’ll only do one kid and bc one kid is all i can tolerate”

bruh

this man gives you three in four years LMFAO

two boys a year apart and a girl in the fourth year

you wanted to smack sebastian

when the two boys grew up, it was obvious they were already taking after their father in the physical sense

it was terrifying

they genuinely look like mini sebastians and you know everyone in the manor is afraid that you two birthed satan

and the satan was your eldest one

he’s just a feral sebastian moran in a tiny body

your second son, god bless him, looked just like his father but with fred’s temperament

and see, you were fine with your sons looking like their father

it was FINE right

you prayed to God that your third child would have at least some physical resemblance to you

your daughter was birthed, she grew up

and you cried

“HOW DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE YOU”

“i’ve got some strong genetics, baby”

you sulk for a lil bit

but you accept it anyway because you love your goddamn kids

thankfully, your second and youngest child are both soft spoken and it's only your husband and his tiny clone bringing hell to earth

smacking sebastian bc all of your children suddenly started swearing up a storm at each other

“WHYD YOU HIT ME”

“YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO SWEARS AROUND THE KIDS”

finally sitting down and trying to convince them to stop swearing

“father does it!”

“your father’s stupid”

speaking of your daughter

she’s his little princess and no he will not take criticism

spoils her more than he spoils you

did she glance at a toy at a passing store?

he buys more toys than he should from said store

you have to physically hide some of his money bc there is only so much you can buy

and her older brothers are so caring you want to sob

if a person accidentally shoved her over bc she was tiny and they couldn’t see her

oh boy

get ready to restrain them like chihuahuas

“little sister will be protected at all costs”

since his second son is so different from him, sebastian actively makes time to talk about what the little boy is doing and what he’s getting from it

doesn’t want to be pushy and suffocating like his dad was so when his younger kid does want to be left alone to his devices, sebastian does so

but honestly loves that your second son is so literate

lddhsajdsfk what yall dont know is that they’re all in cahoots

kinda funny to see them all together bc they all take after their father so much it's like having three tiny sebastians go around town

anyways,,,, yall know the promised neverland right

you got ray, norman, and emma

granted one of them wasn’t as smart as ray but he definitely knew what stealth was

regular sibling rivalry was still a thing but if they could smell the pudding from the kitchen, they know they have to work together

sebastian caught his eldest smuggling biscuits into a small bag

he had half a mind to scold him

but then he ended up giving tips TO ALL HIS CHILDREN on how not to get caught next time—

bc of this they beg him to tell them some stories from afghanistan bc “there’s no way a man as old as dad knows this many stealth tactics”

louis is so fed up lmao

albert is in london most of the time so he just thanks the lord that he doesn’t have to deal w the propaganda that sebastian feeds his children about how “mr. albert is a bad man”

william is fine w it as long as they don’t trash the library

your younger ones love the library so they would cry at the thought of one of the books losing any of the pages

your second and your daughter are definitely the moriartys’ favorites

they don’t show it, but you just KNOW

your eldest could care less about that though

as long as you and his father still love him

and of course you both do

and fred is definitely your youngers favorite

they like to hang out in the garden

ok they still fight all the time though

just because your second child is soft spoken doesn't mean he’s afraid to throw hands

their sister likes to join in for the hell of it

but if someone wrongs any of the children

just because the younger ones are the moriartys’ favorite, doesn’t mean that they’re not gonna hunt someone down if they even think about trying to hurt the eldest too

yeah,,, good luck to them and their families

they got the entire moriarty estate coming after them

fred: 241 words

cmon yall are like,, young

but you did ask him bc you were curious if he thought about it

he wants one

and when yall do have the kid, you guys actually do have one kid and its a girl

since you both are young, you can immediately see a resemblance between her and her father

everyone who meets her would die for her

ABSOLUTE CUTIE

especially when she walks around the garden w her hand in her dad’s and he’s showing her all the plants and telling her how to take care of them

needless to say she grows up loving plants

any type of plant

the boys love giving her flowers or anything from bc she has the biggest smile every single time

no matter if it’s just a single rose or a rock

this was found out one time when sebastian gave her a rock bc everyone else had given her like,, two roses each

was afraid she was gonna cry

“thank you so much mr. moran! i will treasure this until i get old!”

she was like 4 at the time

and had the widest smile you’ve ever seen on her

guys u don’t understand she smiles a lot but this was like,, genuine happiness

but everyone was just,, i will destroy the world and myself if anything happens to her

fr it’s just sunshines and rainbows every single time she’s around

everyone just loves her ok

moriarty the patriot general taglist: @zoehanji

[howdoyousleep3]

was it you who wrote the lil fic where bucky n steve played the game where whoever touched one another first loses??????? if so, may i bring to ur attention a game where whoever has an orgasm first loses ????? so like ... both trying to hold off and work harder to make the other lose . tell me that’s not 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Oh my goddddddd yes hi that was me the first thing that comes to my mind is the amount of pushy praise that would just fuckin flow from Daddy Steve’s mouth and the fight that Bucky would put up.

Steve would have no filter, would let all the words out but also be pushy with it, be all, “yeah there it is, I see it. Give it to me, c’mon don’t fight it, sugar. Let Daddy have this...”. He would know where to stroke, where to cradle, where to lick. He knows Bucky’s neck is sensitive, knows sudden roughness makes him quite literally explode. He knows Bucky loves Daddy’s voice in his ear.

But Bucky would put up such a valid fight, don’t sleep on him.

He knows his Daddy, knows what he likes to hear, knows what to say to him to make him feel like the best Daddy which always makes Daddy come. He’d be on the defense from the start, would be clenching his teeth and shaking his head and biting out whines of “no” because Daddy can’t win everything! The arch of his back, the pitch of his voice, the way he talks about how big Daddy is as he pulls a little innocence out with a Wild Card, “how are you supposed to fit in my little pussy, Daddy?”

They’d both be about ready to burst before they even start fucking.

Hmm, as for who would win, I’m not so sure! I know for damn sure I’ll spend all night thinking about it though. Thank you, cupcake! 💕🥵

[dirt-cup-draco]

Sirius x Reader - New Life

Helloooo!! Could I ask for a Sirius black imagine where the reader subconsciously helps him renovating his family's old house little by little just because of her presence and turns it into a place with a whole new meaning for him so it's no longer the awful place he grew up in but a place where he can actually be happy??? P.S. I think I'm falling for ur blog omg

A/n: And I’m falling for YOU anon <3 

Opening your eyes, you were met with dust fairies floating in the sunlight. Taking in a deep breath you were hoping to feel refreshed but it left a sour taste in your mouth and your throat turned dry. Coughing gently, you turned to face Sirius who was still resting peacefully in your shared bed. 

Having him back had been a dream. Well, sort of. The portrait of Walburga never stopped shrieking it seemed and you were quite the topic of conflict as she ranted of your blood status, that sneaky house elf Kreacher deeming it her business. She was a picture for Merlin’s sake! You suppose he was to be pitied, she was the last Black he felt any sort of loyalty towards. Sirius and Kreacher abhorred one another and it was just another thing that made Grimmauld Place so dismal. 

With a quick kiss to the cheek, Sirius mumbling in an attempt to rouse himself, you were rolling out of bed and getting ready for the day. Your donned your overalls and fixed your hair back in a tight bun. You would be having guests in the near future and you wanted it to be a place where the darkness of the world didn’t seem so loud. 

“I’ve made lunch!” Sirius called from downstairs, sighing when he realized there was no chance you heard him. He set your sandwich on the scuffed and scratched table that took up much of the room within his kitchen, and started his ascent. 

Sirius found himself hesitating to walk down the hallway. Opening the doors of his house seemed like a worse idea every day. He spent so long blocking this place out of his memories, as he had attempted to do with his family as well. It was better to forget they had never existed, even if it was an impossible feat. Whether Sirius wanted it or not, they had stained him forever and refused to be forgotten, even in death. 

“Y/N!” He tried again, more impatient. Rolling his eyes he forced himself to follow the sound of your humming in accompaniment to the radio you had set up in the room he feared entering the most.  “Come on out it’s lunch,” He requested. 

A moment later, you popped your head out of the doorway, a bright and brilliant smile adorning your features. Some of his uneasiness faded at the sight. You were his beacon of light in this damned place. 

“Ah, just the man I wanted to see,” You winked. “Come in! I want you to see it,” 

He grimaced. “Love, I’m starving. I’ll come look at it later, okay? Besides, it’s been hours and I am positive you’re going to need more today than a cup of coffee,” 

Frowning, you stuck your head further out of the doorway. It would have been far more sinister if you didn’t have paint freckling your arms and hands, a smear of it across your cheek. “It’ll just be a moment! Please, Sirius? I’ve worked really hard,” You stuck out your bottom lip to pout, wanting the man you love approve of the work you were doing. 

Taking a deep breath he grumbled a few curses but then he was taking one step forward and you were extending your hand to him. He took it to help give him some bravery. It was so hard to pretend around you and he didn’t want you to see him getting upset over something as insignificant as a house he hadn’t revisited since he was sixteen. 

He let his eyes fall closed, trusting you to lead him around the ladder you had asked to borrow him some days ago and the inevitable bucket of paint you had Molly bring you earlier that week. 

His heart was rattling in his chest but he relaxed feeling you squeeze his hand, pressing yourself against his side in comfort. “I don’t mean to be pushy-” You started but Sirius shook his head, interrupting before you could finish your thought.

“You’re not, I want to see,” He hoped he was convincing. 

Yet, when he opened his eyes, he was surprised to find that you had turned him speechless. The walls were a delicate color, somewhere between baby blue and gray, infinitely soothing. His old iron bed frame looked artful instead of cold with the addition of some new, plush bedding that complimented the room ingeniously. He was growing choked up as he spotted pictures of himself from when he was too young to know the pain of the world, too young to recognize his parents weren’t the heroes he wanted them to be. Where had you found those? 

“Darling...” He found it difficult to find his voice.

“Do you not like it? I was wondering what sort of paint to use... I thought it might lighten up the place. We don’t have to use it everywhere! I should have started in another room! I’m so sorry-” 

“Oh hush,” Sirius commanded, twirling you against him and pressing his lips against yours in reassurance that everything you had done was absolutely, irrevocably, perfect. You smiled against his lips, stroking his cheek absentmindedly. 

“So you like it?” 

“I love it,” He said honestly. “You make this cursed place feel like home. In just a few days you’ve banished my old bedroom of every demon I thought I had escaped when I ran away. You are wonderful, do you know that?” 

You couldn’t help the satisfactory grin that took over your features. “It’s just what I do,” You shrugged but he saw the watery glint in your eyes that showed him his words had more impact than you’d admit. 

It was what you did, however. Sirius knew you were a talented woman with the biggest heart of anyone he’d ever met. You had pulled him from the darkest waters of his life and you had stuck by his side. When he had gotten put away for seemingly the rest of his life, you had still believed in his innocence. When he had escaped and had to hide, you had offered to hide with him regardless of the life you had been trying to live since losing him. 

You were the light in the dark, the offer of a new and brighter future. Sirius looked around his old bedroom brought to life with your loving touch. “Lunch time,” Sirius declared as you both had fallen into contemplative silence. There was much to be said that couldn’t be, no matter how many words there might be in the world. 

Sirius left his childhood bedroom feeling lighter. He had hopes that with your help, this could be a home.

Tag List: @angelinathebook @thehumanistsdiary

[muwur]

idk if this counts as an emergency or comfort request but ive been havin a REAL bad body image week nsnnnsnnnsnn could i maybe request headcanons for either oikawa or kuroo (u can pick if u wanna) with an s/o who is rlly self conscious about being chubby/has a really hard time with food and mayb feels like worthless because theyre not the ideal body type? idk sorry if thats dumb aaaah thank u sm if u choose to do this

self-love

♡ scenarios ♡ for oikawa and kuroo

❧ gn reader

✎ 3.7k words

a/n: hey hun, im sorry to hear you’ve been having a rough time lately. this kind of request actually rlly hits close to home, and if u ever need anything, ur mor than welcome to reach out to me :) i can also help look for resources for help, anything really. this goes for all y’all! i dont want none y’all to feel alone with anything ur going thru cuz we’re in this together! and no need to thank me, the pleasure is mine luv 🥰💕 nothing about this is dumb, ur feelings are valid. i hope this will bring you n many others some comfort. also,, FUCK BODY STANDARDS MAKIN US BELIEVE THERE’S AN IDEAL TYPE BC THERE IS NONE N Y’ALL R BEAUTIFUL N IF U DUN THINK SO I WILL COME OVER DER,,, ok im done 🥰🥰 (more notes at the bottom of this, i talk a lot n think its important, didnt wanna add it up here bc it was too long lolol) tw: mentions of bad body and implies disordered eating behaviors

 oikawa

♡ Oikawa was pretty keen, so when he observed a gradual shift in your behavior, he definitely took notice

♡ One day when you showed up to lunchtime empty-handed and sat with your two friends, casually chatting, Oikawa and Iwaizumi gave you a questioning look

♡ “Where’s your lunch, y/n?” Oikawa asked

♡ “Oh, I, uh, ate it already, actually.”

♡ Iwaizumi raised an eyebrow and offered you some of his, but you declined, thanking him and stating you were already full

♡ Later that day in class, however, Oikawa couldn’t help but notice the absence of your boxed lunch container in your unzipped backpack

♡ The next day, you came empty-handed again, blaming it on your forgetfulness during your rush to get to school

♡ However, it became a normal occurrence over time, and while you seemed fine, uneasiness began to prick inside Oikawa’s stomach

♡ Those smiles you wore appeared fragile, and the laughter that rumbled from your throat felt restrained

♡ You seemed more tired and unfocused than usual

♡ Preoccupied, withdrawn, and distant

♡ He could sense something was bothering you, no matter how much you may (or may not) have tried to hide it

♡ On his way to school one morning, he made sure to stop by a convenience store to pick one of your favorite snacks, thinking it was a simple gesture to brighten up the somber aura he’s been detecting from you

♡ “I have a surprise for you, y/n~” Oikawa announced with excitement, rummaging through his bag to pull out the snack and show it to you. “Look, it’s your favorite!”

♡ You could only offer him an uneasy smile, “Oh, you shouldn’t have...” You really shouldn’t have...

♡ When he noticed the tension in your body and expression, a frown appeared on his lips

♡ “Y/n? Is something wrong?” He reached out to place a comforting hand on your shoulder but you swiftly flinched away

♡ ”I’m fine..!”

♡ Surprised at your sudden movement and outburst, you both felt a split second of apprehension crackle in the air before you started to gather your items in a rush

♡ Sighing, you repeated, “I’m fine.”

♡ He wasn’t sure whether you were speaking to him or yourself

♡ “Thanks for the snack, but I’ll pass. Have it for me. You need it more, anyways; you have volleyball practice. I’ll see you tomorrow, Oikawa,” you offered him a solemn smile and left before he could even reply

♡ Some time had passed before he could finally get you to open up to him

♡ And when you did, it crushed his heart to see how much your insecurities broke you

♡ It hurt to hear how low you thought about yourself; how you couldn’t see the beauty in your being; how you deemed food, your body, and yourself as your worst enemies

♡ Thus bringing you to the conclusion that maybe you’d be happy and like yourself if you could just give up that midday snack or your school lunch

♡ Even raincheck a cafe date you were supposed to have together

♡ Maybe also skip dinner, sometimes breakfast the next morning as well

♡ You could manage on just water

♡ Little sacrifices to shed some weight, feel better, and get closer to your ideal body goals

♡ You admitted, however, to questioning whether any of it was worth it

♡ The constant states of hunger, pain, and defeat you lived in

♡ Only to feel as though you were getting nowhere

♡ Oikawa was well aware of today’s beauty standards. I mean, he himself was often praised for his natural charm and beauty

♡ And you felt you could never reach that ideal

♡ “Oikawa, you’re too good for me.”

♡ His eyebrows knitted in concern as he lifted his right hand to caress your cheek softly. “And why do you say that?”

♡ Tears threatened to prick at your eyes. All you could was stare at the ground in silent shame

♡ When you still said nothing, he leaned in closer, his brown gaze softly pleading

♡ “Y/n, look at me.”

♡ When your eyes flickered up to meet his own, Oikawa asked, “You know I love you, right?”

♡ His question was met with a meek, “Yes.”

♡ From your clouded glaze, he could tell that you had a hard time believing in your own response

♡  “Do you know why?”

♡ But before you could respond, he was already answering his own question

♡ “Well...” he began, glancing up in thought and wearing a small smile

♡ “Something about you makes me want to be by your side. I love to see your smiles and hear your laughter, but I always want to be there to hold you when you’re crying and in pain.”

♡ “You’re supportive. You understand what I need, and I don’t always have to explain myself to you. You take your time with me and make me feel like I can be myself. Not many people have stuck around to actually get to know me. Because of that, you’ve never failed to make my day a little better with just your presence.”

♡ “You’re strong and caring. I can rely on you to have my back, and I hope I provide that same comfort to you as well.”

♡ “I love being able to lazy around with you or go on adventures and discover something new. It’s comfortable and exciting at the same time.”

♡ “Your hands feel like they were made to hold mine.”

♡ He reached down to squeeze your hand gently

♡ “Kissing you makes me forget about everything else on my mind. I can just live in the present with you.”

♡ He moved close and gave you a peck above your eyebrow

♡ “You make me want to work hard and be a better person. You help motivate me to try my best, and you never give up on me. Why would I ever give up on you?”

♡  “I learn something new with you everyday. Like right now, I realize that I’ve never met someone who could so easily make my heart race as they could make my heart break.”

♡ “When I look at you, all I can think about is how beautiful you are and how lucky I am to have you in my life as a partner and one of my best friends. Nobody else could fill the gaps within me the same way you do.”

♡ Leaning over to brush his lips against your forehead, he muttered, “I’m going to love every part of you, inside and out. You’re already my ideal. I couldn’t ask for anything more. I could go on about every detail on why I feel so strongly for you, but I’m here to show you everything there is to appreciate about yourself because you’re worth every ounce of care and effort. And if you can’t see it in yourself right now, I’ll love you more than enough for the both of us until you learn to love yourself. I’m here to help.”

♡ And after crying out your tears into his shoulder as he held you close and rubbed your back, you both went to his house to relax and have some dinner

♡ He was patient with you, taking into account how having a meal may have made you feel anxious

♡ It was something small and simple that you two agreed to prepare and share, after some tender coaxing from Oikawa

♡ He later made a list in his journal about tips to keep in mind:

♡ ‘Check up on y/n often to see how they’re feeling’

♡ ‘Encourage them to eat meals/snacks. Don’t be too pushy, but be patient. Try to have eat with them when you can!’

♡ ‘Remind them they don’t have to earn the right to eat, and that their body doesn’t define their worth‘

♡ ‘Look into some mindfulness techniques!’

♡ ‘Don’t overvalue physical appearance. Also focus on all the other redeeming qualities y/n has! But of course I’m always gonna tell them they look cutee--’

♡ True to his word, he remained understanding

♡ He’s there to listen to you, or to sit with you in comforting silence

♡ During lunch he would share his food with you, reassuring you that it wasn’t something you had to avoid

♡ Some days he succeeds in encouraging you to share a milk bun or your favorite snack with him

♡ And on days you really didn’t feel like it, he never forces anything onto you and instead made sure you at least hydrated

♡ Oikawa spends some time doing research and gathering tips on how to help you

♡ Always reminds you of your worth and how you bring out the best in him

♡ He’ll never hold it against you if you ever become hostile, irritated, or in denial. He knows you’re hurting and doesn’t take it personally

♡ Sends you cute memes with all those emoji hearts

♡ Also some food puns (Oikawa: “I’m soy into you. Please brie mine. We are mint to be. I ap-peach-iate you. You got a pizza my heart. Olive you--” ; You: *puts a hand over his mouth* ; Oikawa: 🥺 ; You: “...olive you, too”)

♡ Always ready to give up what he’s doing to make sure you’re okay

♡ Will stay up with you late at night to talk on the phone

♡ Reminds you you’re beautiful at least 8 times a day

♡ If y’all ever go shopping and you try things on in the fitting room,, Oikawa would be your #1 hype man

♡ One time you tried something on, and you were almost too ashamed to step out and show him

♡ But when you did, you were met with his surprise and excitement

♡ “dfghjklkuyfuh” was all you could process from his incoherent speech before he insisted on treating you by purchasing it for you (Oikawa: “Can you wear this for me, like, everyday?” ; You: *weird look* “Why are you like this??” you love it tho--)

♡ Gushes internally over how cute you are during your movie + cuddle sessions, mostly pays attention to you rather than the movie

♡ Mid-movie be like:

♡ Oikawa: “So, uh, what’s happening again?

♡ You: -.- “You might as well google the whole synopsis instead of watching it”

♡ Oikawa: “...it’s not my fault you’re distracting, babe”

♡ Always politely excuses himself from his fangirls to get to you. Also reassures you he much prefers to be with you than anyone else and that you’re the best catch ;)) (You: “Oikawa, no” ; Oikawa: “y/n, yes”)

♡ Suggested doing some meditation together once

♡ You listened to a recording and you sat side by side on a mat, but Oikawa thought the person’s voice sounded funny so he had a hard time focusing

♡ But it ended with y’all laughing and making jokes as he lay his lead on your lap and you played with his hair

♡ Y’all get better at it tho

♡ Cooking dates! To try to show you that food isn’t an enemy and can bring people together :)

♡ Puts music on so y’all can jam together (Oikawa: “Oh my gosh, y/n, this is my favorite song, you’re not even rEADY to see me perform-- ; You: “Oikawa, t-the food! It’s burning!!”)

♡ Cooking dates also show that you should never leave the stove unattended

♡ Every once in a while he suggests seeking professional help. He wishes he could take away your pain and help you all his own, but he knows this is more complicated and required outside help, too

♡ Has help resources READY

♡ As well as small snacks like granola bars for you if you ever feel faint

♡ He doesn’t hesitate to confront you when he feels it’s necessary and he’s worried about your habits

♡ He handles things well, though, and often convinces you to take care of yourself more, even though he’s there to look after you

♡ Has made it his mission to help you win against your battle with insecurities

♡ Overall, he’s very caring and empathetic, hoping one day you’ll see yourself the way he sees you 💖 : strong, amazing, breathtaking, & perfectly imperfect

kuroo

♡ Occasionally, you would think about the day you broke down in front of him

♡ Your body racked with repressed whimpers as you tried to wipe the tears from your eyes and describe the recent state of your mind through choked sobs

♡ Lately, your thoughts were being especially relentless in making you feel miserable

♡ Oftentimes you’d be able to shove the negative thoughts to the back of your mind and carry on your day as usual, expertly acting as though everything in your life was going smoothly

♡ However, you found yourself fighting a losing battle against your own conscious, heavily preoccupied with thoughts of your own worthlessness

♡ And so you tried to cope

♡ But you were painfully aware of everything you felt was wrong with you

♡ You felt uncomfortable in your skin

♡ Every time you passed by your own reflection, you couldn’t help but mentally recoil at the image looking back at you

♡ Your clothes didn’t fit right

♡ Even when you opted for baggy clothes, you felt like you were taking up all the space in them

♡ Maybe it was the weight gain. You could see and feel it in your face, your arms, your stomach, your legs... everywhere

♡ You just wanted to hide away your shame

♡ Perhaps it was the dessert you allowed yourself to eat the other day. Foolish of you to think then that you wouldn’t regret it as much as you did afterwards

♡ As a consequence of those foolish actions, you made mental notes about anything and everything you ate. What it was, how much of it you had, etc

♡ Trying to restrict so that maybe you would lose some weight and come to like how you look

♡ Your obsessive thoughts of food and weight overtook your mind like a dark cloud

♡ Your favorite foods, which before would never fail to brighten your mood, taunted you with shame and guilt

♡ Exercise? Sometimes it was an activity you genuinely enjoyed. Other times, a chore that made you feel shitty or numb and reinforced your unhealthy desire to lose

♡ And you sometimes found yourself crying over your last meal, one you know you didn’t need. One you didn’t deserve

♡ And each time you released the reins on your self-control, you felt pathetic going against the vow you made to yourself  

♡ At this rate, you’d never be beautiful or be happy with yourself

-You’d remain unworthy, fat, disgusting--

-But before you could continue, your story was cut off by the impact of Kuroo’s embrace

-Your surprise silenced your sobs, and you could only stare wide-eyed at the space in front of you as you felt his arms squeeze tightly around your frame

-You both sat there for a few moments on your knees, with your back lightly leaning against a wall

- “I’m sorry for the pain you’re experiencing,” he begins softly. “Thank you for sharing with me. It must’ve taken a lot for you to do that.”

-He was right. It was your first time reaching out to another person about this. It was the last thing you thought you would’ve done today

- “I want to let you know that you shouldn’t be ashamed for feeling this way. Reaching out is important and brings you the help you need to get better. I know you might not want help right now or think that these thoughts and behaviors are a problem. However, telling me about all this shows that some part of you is recognizing there’s something wrong and you can’t always handle it on your own.”

-There were many reasons you kept this to yourself. You didn’t want to bother anyone else. Your problems seemed so trivial.  You worried saying them aloud would confirm your beliefs. You were scared people would see you differently. You--

-The intrusive thoughts never failed to make you feel ashamed

-However, it was oddly comforting to release the pent up emotions. To know you didn’t have to bottle up this burden anymore, and that you weren’t alone

-You were about to murmur in response when,

- “Also, you’re an idiot, y/n.”

- “Wow, thanks, as if I don’t already think that about myself,” you bit back in response

-You were about to shove him away just when he released his grip around your body and placed his hands on your shoulders

-His eyes shone with determination and a faint, inviting smile spread on his lips

- “You are the one of the single most important things in my life. I just mean you’re an idiot in the sense that you’re overevaluating one aspect to define your whole self. You’ve forgotten about all your other redeeming qualities that contribute to who you are.”

♡ “Your size, weight, shape; none of that matters. What matters is your health and happiness. Neglecting yourself in order to reach an ‘ideal’ that you’ve concluded is the answer to your self-worth is only bringing you farther away from what you truly want.”

♡ “I don’t mean to downplay any of your emotions or how significant this is to you. Your first step was to put your trust into someone else about this. That’s done. Now, I’m here to help you undergo self-evaluation and serve as encouragement on your journey to self-love and acceptance.”

♡ “I also want to remind you progress is not linear. There will be times when things are harder, and that’s okay; it’s part of the process. If you’re open to getting better in the future, I’m sure as hell going to be there every step of the way.”

♡ And with a soft peck to the forehead and another hug, he nuzzled into your neck and muttered, “I love you. And I want you to love yourself. So, please, allow me to help you through this and I guarantee that by the end of it all, it’ll have been so worth it.”

♡ Unsure what to say, you gripped his jacket tighter, buried your head in his shoulder, and muttered, “Thank you.”

♡ While the negative feelings about yourself remained afterward, you were relieved that your boyfriend was supportive and calm

♡ He treated you the same as always, teasing you over dumb things while making you feel like you stood among the highest peaks on Earth

♡ The day after, he had shown up to your house, weary-eyed and carrying his backpack

♡ “Kuroo? Why are you here? Also, why do you look so tired??”

♡ He stepped into your house with a yawn. He stretched his arms, then reached for his bag and whipped out his laptop

♡ “I stayed up a bit last night to do some research, babe! I also learned a lot about nutrition and molecular gastronomy, so I could help you come up with a meal plan that you’re okay with!”

♡ You were touched he was educating himself on how to help you

♡ But you drew the line at the science jokes-- (Kuroo: “You know you love them.” ; You: “‘Na’ I don’t.” ; Kuroo: :ooo “Did you just-- Marry me.”) (Na = sodium lol)

♡ His nutritional research helped you to learn the contents of food beyond calories; mans explains the vitamins, nutrients, amino acids, etc in them that you need and their benefits

♡ “Trout, avocados, and almonds have vitamin E, which is good for your skin! Oh, and don’t get me started on bananas. Yes, they have carbs (which your body needs anyway as a source of energy!), but POTASSIUM?? Shit’s gonna regulate your fluid balance, maintain heart health, stimulate normal muscle function, AND help your brain to communicate with the rest of your body!”

♡ ALSO cooking dates; just as chaotic (“Aw mannn, the egg exploded all over the microwave!” dont ask y it was being microwaved)

♡ Over time, he’s taken mental notes about your thoughts, feelings, triggers, etc

♡ He’s quick to pick up on your mood and will always ask you how you’re doing

♡ Tries to do something special for you on days you’re especially not feeling well, like taking you on a spontaneous date! (You: “Do you know how to ice skate?” ; Kuroo: “Uhh,,, after today, I will hopefully”)

♡ But will also opt for staying in with you and cuddling when you don’t want to go out (Kuroo: “I heard this movie is soooo bad! ...wanna watch it?”)

♡ Invited you to the beach with his team during the first week of summer

♡ You were unsure about this, since that meant going out in public, potentially with minimal clothing

♡ You initially sat on a beach towel under an umbrella, wearing the security of a T-shirt. He’d been aware of how you felt ever since he asked you to come, so he would sit with you and link an arm around your shoulder

♡ “I’m lucky I get to spend this day with you,” he’d say. “You look gorgeous. You always do. Now, I wanna see you smile and have fun. Let’s go take a dip, yeah?” He offered his hand, which you shyly took, and pulled you up

♡ Then immediately picked you up and started running to the water to get you soaking wet, and you were forced to ditch the heavy, waterlogged shirt

♡ However, you silently thanked him for his sweet words, making you feel secure enough to just forget your worries and enjoy the warm sun and cool water

♡ He also tries his best to lessen your anxieties over food and often shares/eats meals with you

♡ Reminds you everyday how much you’re worth to him and that there’s nothing about you that needs to change

♡ This sweet, protective, n smart boi will treat you how you deserve. It’s a guarantee he’ll be there through thick and thin, and he’s excited for the day you realize you’re just as amazing as he knows you are 💕

a/n: oop this was rlly long lol mb, i just may or may not personally know a bit about this so i went oFF

also neded to some som silly n fluff bc we all need dat

also, these r like kinda hc’s ?? but also a deconstructed oneshot/scenario?? bc they provide some rly brief bg story? one from more  of the character perspective while the other more on y/n before we get  to the hc’s about how he treats y/n. how everyone struggles w body image is different n i wanted to portray a bit of what it felt like and how it could manifest in ppl’s behaviors/thoughts. however, this is not to say that everyone feels exactly like this. what i wrote only represents a fraction of it all.

by providing some sort of bg i hope im not making u feel like this isnt u  or that u cant relate, pls lmk if i need to change anything to make it  right for u <3 ok now im actually done sry long author’s note  rfguhofe this is just rlly important to me y’all  , stay safe n take care, much luv for u <3

[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 4

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 20:37 --

[08:37] AV: Y+u're g4y.

[08:38] TS: You're not wrong, but why are you bringing this up right now?

[08:39] AV: N+ re4l re4s+n. Just felt like ch4tting.

[08:39] TS: Seems legit; I'd wanna talk to me too if I was lame.

[08:39] TS: You must be very bored.

[08:39] AV: But y+u 4re l4me.

[08:40] TS: Another harsh truth dropped by the master of disaster.

[08:40] AV: +h shit, here c+mes D4t B+i.

[08:41] TS: What, is it Teivel?

[08:42] AV: dfjgkfej/ghkbre hjmu+gsw4 f le /ft4piekj

[08:42] AV: 4dxscghnkl,;gr3ql+5

[08:42] TS: Oh wait. That's a meme.

[08:42] TS: Good job with the mashing, buddy

[08:42] TS: It makes more sense than your reference

[08:42] AV: My lusus is 4 dick s+metimes.

[08:43] TS: Oh shit. REAL TALK.

[08:43] TS: Whassup?

[08:43] TS: Wait.

[08:43] TS: The mashing?

[08:43] AV: He keeps pecking me. Sl4ms his he4d +n the d4mn huskt+p. I h4d t+ sh++ him 4w4y.

[08:44] TS: Holy fuck. Your lusus is such a bird brain

[08:44] TS: badum tsh!

[08:44] AV: W+w. g++d +ne.

[08:44] AV: Must h4<e t4ken y+u sweeps.

[08:45] TS: Haha. So "Dat Boi" was your lusus?

[08:45] TS: comin' to peck your shit

[08:45] AV: B4sic4lly.

[08:45] TS: Top quality lusus you have there

[08:45] TS: How much trouble is he?

[08:46] AV: He's pretty nice m+st +f the time, but he c4n get s+ s4ssy s+metimes.

[08:46] TS: Sassy?

[08:46] TS: Example required.

[08:47] AV: I d+n't kn+w, m4ybe sl4mming his d4mn he4d +n my fre4king huskt+p f+r n+ re4s+n +ther th4n t+ be 4 dick 4nd get 4ttenti+n.

[08:47] TS: Aw, he's lonely.

[08:47] TS: But here you are

[08:47] TS: also lonely

[08:47] TS: harassing losers on the internet

[08:48] TS: instead of hangin out with bird dad

[08:48] TS: Was he doing it to be a dick?

[08:48] AV: I think he gets je4l+us. He w4nts 4ll +f the 4ttenti+n.

[08:48] TS: Oh-ho, a Fussy Boi

[08:49] TS: You should post a pic of him sometime.

[08:49] AV: His fe4thers 4re 4ll ruffled.

[08:49] TS: Does he make a mess?

[08:50] AV: N+t re4lly. Whene<er he thr+ws 4 fit, he d+es s+ by pecking my d4mn br4ins +ut. +ne d4y I w+n't e<en h4<e 4ny.

[08:50] TS: Hm. One day, huh.

[08:51] TS: Let him send me a message

[08:51] TS: It's funny

[08:51] AV: Fine. I'm h4nding the huskt+p t+ him.

[08:51] TS: Holy shit

[08:51] TS: I'm ready

[08:51] AV: d/kjg4X C<

[08:51] AV: UZZHG+L=-P05

[08:51] AV: qwtijm,,mp+k+i+ipuigf

[08:52] AV: hytht<<fkyhuibgyf7uut<hty<yukilgtftyg

[08:52] AV: +h shh+it5hrtgn dw

[08:52] AV: shity

[08:52] TS: I <3 u bird dad

[08:52] TS: lol "shity"

[08:52] AV: I think he 4te 4 key

[08:52] AV: fucj

[08:52] AV: fucj

[08:52] AV: kk

[08:52] TS: I am laughing SO HARD right now

[08:52] TS: asdfg

[08:52] AV: Wh4t 4n 4ssh+le

[08:53] TS: You can get a new key

[08:53] TS: Besides

[08:53] TS: I told you too give him the husktop

[08:53] AV: I h4d t+ y4nk it b4ck fr+m him. He w4s re4lly g+ing 4t it.

[08:53] TS: You got the key back?? Impressive!

[08:54] AV: N+, the huskt+p. I'm missing my G key.

[08:55] TS: Guess you'll just have to sing a different note from now on

[08:55] TS: Try A flat

[08:55] AV: It's g+ne f+r g++d

[08:55] AV: It's s+ h4rd t+ type gs n+w

[08:55] TS: He swallowed it?

[08:55] AV: He r4n +ff.

[08:56] AV: I think he's t4kin it t+ his nest +r s+me shit.

[08:56] TS: Is he gonna hide it or eat it? I'm confused.

[08:56] AV: Pr+b4bly just hide it.

[08:56] TS: And you'll never find it

[08:56] TS: never

[08:57] AV: N+pe. I 4in't re4chin int+ th4t d4mn nest.

[08:57] AV: He'd kill me.

[08:57] TS: Reeeeeally?

[08:57] TS: You've tried before then

[08:57] AV: My p++r he4d c4n't t4ke 4nym+re peckin.

[08:58] TS: Going bald, huh

[08:58] AV: I miht h4<e 4 c+ncusi+n.

[08:58] TS: This is you

[08:58] TS: https://akibento-leadnationmedia.netdna-ssl.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/iIpmndr.jpg

[08:59] AV: Fuck +ff.

[08:59] AV: My h4ir is f4b.

[09:00] TS: Fuck off? It IS fab. It IS you tho, right? Bald, vacant stare... What'd I get wrong?

[09:01] AV: Wh4t 4n 4ssh+le.

[09:01] TS: Wait, I know

[09:01] TS: You like bananas, right?

[09:01] TS: here

[09:01] AV: N+.

[09:01] TS: fixed it

[09:01] AV: D+n't.

[09:01] TS: http://s1.narvii.com/image/mzhqe6ncv7hmtvxmqcxutwrbnnwywqrx_hq.jpg

[09:02] AV: I h+pe y+u fuckin die.

[09:02] TS: Someday, my friend

[09:02] TS: someday

[09:02] AV: F+r 4ll +f +ur s4kes, I h+pe it's s+med4y s++n.

[09:03] TS: If I take up Teivel's offer to come over, it'll probably be soon

[09:04] AV: Gr+ss.

[09:04] TS: He's aslked you over too, right?

[09:04] AV: I d+n't need t+ he4r 4b+ut th4t shit.

[09:04] TS: Dude

[09:04] TS: no

[09:04] TS: I meant he was gonna kill me on some shitty traps or something

[09:05] AV: He s4id he h4s s+me kind +f fuckin sex dune+n/res+rt

[09:05] TS: WTF

[09:05] TS: No

[09:05] TS: His hive is just a shitscape of ghey boobytraps and corpses

[09:05] TS: Unless he's into THAT

[09:05] AV: 4nd his shit lusus

[09:06] TS: Oh yeh

[09:06] TS: double ew

[09:06] AV: Th4t he s4id he's suck the bulge +f

[09:06] TS: A chameleon's bulge?

[09:06] AV: He's fuckin r+ss

[09:06] AV: Ye4h

[09:06] AV: My p++r key

[09:07] TS: That will not ever be not funny

[09:07] AV: I w+uld if I 4sk nicely en+uh he'll i<e it b4ck

[09:08] TS: Really? Huh.

[09:08] TS: Well, for now

[09:08] TS: http://s.twistynoodle.com/img/r/fill-in-the-missing-letter-g/fill-in-the-missing-letter-g-2/fill-in-the-missing-letter-g-2_coloring_page.png?ctok=20151006065412

[09:08] TS: No.3 is funny

[09:08] TS: Teivel would like it

[09:09] AV: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/angry-peacock-royalty-free-image/94194414?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect

[09:09] AV: This is wh4t this 4ssh+le l++ks like.

[09:09] TS: Your lusus is funny

[09:09] TS: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"

[09:09] TS: hehheh

[09:10] AV: http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20110505/000cf1a48b7f0f2c57691e.jpg

[09:10] AV: This is wh4t he sh+uld l++k like.

[09:10] TS: Brutal

[09:11] TS: you want some freaky corpse party like Teivel

[09:11] AV: Hell n+.

[09:12] AV: http://hronika.info/uploads/posts/2016-07/1467640837_devochka.jpg

[09:12] AV: Me runnin fr+m my lusus

[09:12] TS: That's some quality garbage, my dude. ;)

[09:13] TS: How big is your lusus tho?

[09:13] AV: Bigeer th4n me.

[09:13] AV: W+w.

[09:13] AV: My spellin

[09:13] TS: Pretty ghey

[09:14] TS: Are you super small or what

[09:14] AV: N+t 4s sm4ll 4s y+ur bule

[09:15] TS: Prol'ly

[09:15] TS: But seriously

[09:15] TS: are you a shota

[09:15] TS: loli boi

[09:15] AV: Wh4t the fuck?

[09:15] TS: Are you a tiny boi

[09:16] TS: how tall are you

[09:16] AV: N+ne +f y+u're buisness.

[09:17] TS: Fair

[09:17] TS: snooty

[09:17] TS: but fair

[09:18] TS: here.

[09:18] TS: for you

[09:18] TS: https://sanesspsuede.tumblr.com/image/165713367880

[09:18] TS: perhaps there is peace now

[09:18] AV: FUCKKKKK<4L.

[09:18] AV: 4ss

[09:18] TS: You don't like it? It even has your name on it!

[09:18] AV: +h shit

[09:19] TS: what

[09:19] AV: My lusus is c+min b4ck

[09:19] AV: I c4n't let him et 4n+ther key

[09:19] TS: he's gonna No.3 your husktop

[09:19] AV: jkmm ,mk.ledl.,edkl,

[09:20] AV: N++

[09:20] TS: which one

[09:20] AV: N+ne, yet. I just left.

[09:21] AV: C4n't e<en sit in my +wn respitebl+ck.

[09:21] TS: Where will you hide?

[09:21] AV: M4ybe the f++dbl+ck.

[09:21] TS: Your lusus won't follow you?

[09:21] AV: H+pefully n+t?

[09:22] TS: https://media1.giphy.com/media/l4FsL2O7y1xgYCHNC/200_s.gif

[09:22] AV: W+w, th4nks.

[09:22] TS: I hope it helped

[09:23] TS: a blessing to keep the lusus away

[09:23] TS: I'm good with vegetables because of my green thumb so

[09:23] AV: M4ybe. I think he w4nts his fe4thers brushed +r s+methin.

[09:23] TS: You can brush feathers?

[09:24] TS: BRB trouble

[09:24] AV: +k4y.

[09:26] AV: https://media.giphy.com/media/iblnwU5gqzM1W/giphy.gif

-- talentedSalad [TS] is now an idle chum! --

[09:34] TS: I',m back

[09:34] AV: Hey.

[09:34] TS: nice gif

[09:35] AV: S+, I s4y brushin, but I just me4n gr++min. He's re4l big +n it.

[09:35] TS: What does grooming entail?

[09:37] AV: S+rt +f like nicer pecking.

[09:37] TS: Wait

[09:37] TS: He wants to groom YOU?

[09:37] AV: I n+rm4lly just w4sh him up with 4 wipin cl+th.

[09:37] AV: He's weird.

[09:38] TS: And the pecking... GROOMING... Does that DO anything?

[09:39] TS: Besides annoy you

[09:39] AV: N+t re4lly. He kind +f just pecks my h4ir while I w4sh him.

[09:40] TS: That's actually kind of cute

[09:40] AV: I uess. But he's re4l pushy +f it.

[09:42] TS: You need to replace that g

[09:42] AV: Wish he w+uld 4sk nicer.

[09:42] AV: 4nd ye4h.

[09:43] TS: I mean yeah, but it's not the worst right? Imagine if your lusus was a chameleon that wanted you to suck its genitals

[09:43] TS: bit of perspective

[09:45] AV: Ye4h, I kn+w. I 4ctu4lly like my lusus. It's just th4t he c4n be rude 4t times.

[09:45] AV: He's pretty gre4t.

[09:45] TS: ^_^

[09:45] TS: Cute

[09:45] TS: Tell him you love him

[09:46] AV: But I d+n't w4nn4 tell him bec4use he 4lre4dy h4s 4 bi eg+.

[09:46] TS: Will it really make things worse?

[09:47] TS: It might make him back off

[09:47] AV: He's 4lredy re4lly fl4shy

[09:47] TS: what if you embarrass him

[09:47] TS: that would be funny

[09:47] AV: I d+n't think he'd let me li<e it d+wn.

[09:47] TS: No?

[09:47] AV: I'm n+t sure.

[09:48] TS: How would he hold it over you?

[09:48] AV: He w+uldn't le4<e me 4l+ne. e<er.

[09:48] TS: Ohhhh

[09:48] TS: Yeah, I could see that

[09:48] AV: He'd be e<en m+re clingy.

[09:48] TS: Bummer

[09:49] TS: Have you EVER told him that you love him?

[09:49] AV: Ye4h, 4 few times. He w+uld 4lw4ys 4lm+st suff+c4te me in 4 fe4thery embr4ce.

[09:50] TS: Ohhhhh

[09:50] TS: <3

[09:50] TS: Cute bird dad is cute

[09:51] AV: He is, but g+ds.

[09:53] AV: Well, I d+n't think i c4n st4ll much l+ner. I +tt4 g+ r++m him.

[09:55] TS: Good luck, my dude

[09:55] TS: Does that mean you gotta go?

[09:55] AV: Ye4h, f+r n+w. I'll t4lk t+ y+u l4ter, br+.

[09:55] TS: Okay. Later

[09:56] AV: Bye.

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] gave up trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 21:56 --

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

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