#aestheticVirtuoso

[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 4

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 20:37 --

[08:37] AV: Y+u're g4y.

[08:38] TS: You're not wrong, but why are you bringing this up right now?

[08:39] AV: N+ re4l re4s+n. Just felt like ch4tting.

[08:39] TS: Seems legit; I'd wanna talk to me too if I was lame.

[08:39] TS: You must be very bored.

[08:39] AV: But y+u 4re l4me.

[08:40] TS: Another harsh truth dropped by the master of disaster.

[08:40] AV: +h shit, here c+mes D4t B+i.

[08:41] TS: What, is it Teivel?

[08:42] AV: dfjgkfej/ghkbre hjmu+gsw4 f le /ft4piekj

[08:42] AV: 4dxscghnkl,;gr3ql+5

[08:42] TS: Oh wait. That's a meme.

[08:42] TS: Good job with the mashing, buddy

[08:42] TS: It makes more sense than your reference

[08:42] AV: My lusus is 4 dick s+metimes.

[08:43] TS: Oh shit. REAL TALK.

[08:43] TS: Whassup?

[08:43] TS: Wait.

[08:43] TS: The mashing?

[08:43] AV: He keeps pecking me. Sl4ms his he4d +n the d4mn huskt+p. I h4d t+ sh++ him 4w4y.

[08:44] TS: Holy fuck. Your lusus is such a bird brain

[08:44] TS: badum tsh!

[08:44] AV: W+w. g++d +ne.

[08:44] AV: Must h4<e t4ken y+u sweeps.

[08:45] TS: Haha. So "Dat Boi" was your lusus?

[08:45] TS: comin' to peck your shit

[08:45] AV: B4sic4lly.

[08:45] TS: Top quality lusus you have there

[08:45] TS: How much trouble is he?

[08:46] AV: He's pretty nice m+st +f the time, but he c4n get s+ s4ssy s+metimes.

[08:46] TS: Sassy?

[08:46] TS: Example required.

[08:47] AV: I d+n't kn+w, m4ybe sl4mming his d4mn he4d +n my fre4king huskt+p f+r n+ re4s+n +ther th4n t+ be 4 dick 4nd get 4ttenti+n.

[08:47] TS: Aw, he's lonely.

[08:47] TS: But here you are

[08:47] TS: also lonely

[08:47] TS: harassing losers on the internet

[08:48] TS: instead of hangin out with bird dad

[08:48] TS: Was he doing it to be a dick?

[08:48] AV: I think he gets je4l+us. He w4nts 4ll +f the 4ttenti+n.

[08:48] TS: Oh-ho, a Fussy Boi

[08:49] TS: You should post a pic of him sometime.

[08:49] AV: His fe4thers 4re 4ll ruffled.

[08:49] TS: Does he make a mess?

[08:50] AV: N+t re4lly. Whene<er he thr+ws 4 fit, he d+es s+ by pecking my d4mn br4ins +ut. +ne d4y I w+n't e<en h4<e 4ny.

[08:50] TS: Hm. One day, huh.

[08:51] TS: Let him send me a message

[08:51] TS: It's funny

[08:51] AV: Fine. I'm h4nding the huskt+p t+ him.

[08:51] TS: Holy shit

[08:51] TS: I'm ready

[08:51] AV: d/kjg4X C<

[08:51] AV: UZZHG+L=-P05

[08:51] AV: qwtijm,,mp+k+i+ipuigf

[08:52] AV: hytht<<fkyhuibgyf7uut<hty<yukilgtftyg

[08:52] AV: +h shh+it5hrtgn dw

[08:52] AV: shity

[08:52] TS: I <3 u bird dad

[08:52] TS: lol "shity"

[08:52] AV: I think he 4te 4 key

[08:52] AV: fucj

[08:52] AV: fucj

[08:52] AV: kk

[08:52] TS: I am laughing SO HARD right now

[08:52] TS: asdfg

[08:52] AV: Wh4t 4n 4ssh+le

[08:53] TS: You can get a new key

[08:53] TS: Besides

[08:53] TS: I told you too give him the husktop

[08:53] AV: I h4d t+ y4nk it b4ck fr+m him. He w4s re4lly g+ing 4t it.

[08:53] TS: You got the key back?? Impressive!

[08:54] AV: N+, the huskt+p. I'm missing my G key.

[08:55] TS: Guess you'll just have to sing a different note from now on

[08:55] TS: Try A flat

[08:55] AV: It's g+ne f+r g++d

[08:55] AV: It's s+ h4rd t+ type gs n+w

[08:55] TS: He swallowed it?

[08:55] AV: He r4n +ff.

[08:56] AV: I think he's t4kin it t+ his nest +r s+me shit.

[08:56] TS: Is he gonna hide it or eat it? I'm confused.

[08:56] AV: Pr+b4bly just hide it.

[08:56] TS: And you'll never find it

[08:56] TS: never

[08:57] AV: N+pe. I 4in't re4chin int+ th4t d4mn nest.

[08:57] AV: He'd kill me.

[08:57] TS: Reeeeeally?

[08:57] TS: You've tried before then

[08:57] AV: My p++r he4d c4n't t4ke 4nym+re peckin.

[08:58] TS: Going bald, huh

[08:58] AV: I miht h4<e 4 c+ncusi+n.

[08:58] TS: This is you

[08:58] TS: https://akibento-leadnationmedia.netdna-ssl.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/iIpmndr.jpg

[08:59] AV: Fuck +ff.

[08:59] AV: My h4ir is f4b.

[09:00] TS: Fuck off? It IS fab. It IS you tho, right? Bald, vacant stare... What'd I get wrong?

[09:01] AV: Wh4t 4n 4ssh+le.

[09:01] TS: Wait, I know

[09:01] TS: You like bananas, right?

[09:01] TS: here

[09:01] AV: N+.

[09:01] TS: fixed it

[09:01] AV: D+n't.

[09:01] TS: http://s1.narvii.com/image/mzhqe6ncv7hmtvxmqcxutwrbnnwywqrx_hq.jpg

[09:02] AV: I h+pe y+u fuckin die.

[09:02] TS: Someday, my friend

[09:02] TS: someday

[09:02] AV: F+r 4ll +f +ur s4kes, I h+pe it's s+med4y s++n.

[09:03] TS: If I take up Teivel's offer to come over, it'll probably be soon

[09:04] AV: Gr+ss.

[09:04] TS: He's aslked you over too, right?

[09:04] AV: I d+n't need t+ he4r 4b+ut th4t shit.

[09:04] TS: Dude

[09:04] TS: no

[09:04] TS: I meant he was gonna kill me on some shitty traps or something

[09:05] AV: He s4id he h4s s+me kind +f fuckin sex dune+n/res+rt

[09:05] TS: WTF

[09:05] TS: No

[09:05] TS: His hive is just a shitscape of ghey boobytraps and corpses

[09:05] TS: Unless he's into THAT

[09:05] AV: 4nd his shit lusus

[09:06] TS: Oh yeh

[09:06] TS: double ew

[09:06] AV: Th4t he s4id he's suck the bulge +f

[09:06] TS: A chameleon's bulge?

[09:06] AV: He's fuckin r+ss

[09:06] AV: Ye4h

[09:06] AV: My p++r key

[09:07] TS: That will not ever be not funny

[09:07] AV: I w+uld if I 4sk nicely en+uh he'll i<e it b4ck

[09:08] TS: Really? Huh.

[09:08] TS: Well, for now

[09:08] TS: http://s.twistynoodle.com/img/r/fill-in-the-missing-letter-g/fill-in-the-missing-letter-g-2/fill-in-the-missing-letter-g-2_coloring_page.png?ctok=20151006065412

[09:08] TS: No.3 is funny

[09:08] TS: Teivel would like it

[09:09] AV: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/angry-peacock-royalty-free-image/94194414?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect

[09:09] AV: This is wh4t this 4ssh+le l++ks like.

[09:09] TS: Your lusus is funny

[09:09] TS: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"

[09:09] TS: hehheh

[09:10] AV: http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20110505/000cf1a48b7f0f2c57691e.jpg

[09:10] AV: This is wh4t he sh+uld l++k like.

[09:10] TS: Brutal

[09:11] TS: you want some freaky corpse party like Teivel

[09:11] AV: Hell n+.

[09:12] AV: http://hronika.info/uploads/posts/2016-07/1467640837_devochka.jpg

[09:12] AV: Me runnin fr+m my lusus

[09:12] TS: That's some quality garbage, my dude. ;)

[09:13] TS: How big is your lusus tho?

[09:13] AV: Bigeer th4n me.

[09:13] AV: W+w.

[09:13] AV: My spellin

[09:13] TS: Pretty ghey

[09:14] TS: Are you super small or what

[09:14] AV: N+t 4s sm4ll 4s y+ur bule

[09:15] TS: Prol'ly

[09:15] TS: But seriously

[09:15] TS: are you a shota

[09:15] TS: loli boi

[09:15] AV: Wh4t the fuck?

[09:15] TS: Are you a tiny boi

[09:16] TS: how tall are you

[09:16] AV: N+ne +f y+u're buisness.

[09:17] TS: Fair

[09:17] TS: snooty

[09:17] TS: but fair

[09:18] TS: here.

[09:18] TS: for you

[09:18] TS: https://sanesspsuede.tumblr.com/image/165713367880

[09:18] TS: perhaps there is peace now

[09:18] AV: FUCKKKKK<4L.

[09:18] AV: 4ss

[09:18] TS: You don't like it? It even has your name on it!

[09:18] AV: +h shit

[09:19] TS: what

[09:19] AV: My lusus is c+min b4ck

[09:19] AV: I c4n't let him et 4n+ther key

[09:19] TS: he's gonna No.3 your husktop

[09:19] AV: jkmm ,mk.ledl.,edkl,

[09:20] AV: N++

[09:20] TS: which one

[09:20] AV: N+ne, yet. I just left.

[09:21] AV: C4n't e<en sit in my +wn respitebl+ck.

[09:21] TS: Where will you hide?

[09:21] AV: M4ybe the f++dbl+ck.

[09:21] TS: Your lusus won't follow you?

[09:21] AV: H+pefully n+t?

[09:22] TS: https://media1.giphy.com/media/l4FsL2O7y1xgYCHNC/200_s.gif

[09:22] AV: W+w, th4nks.

[09:22] TS: I hope it helped

[09:23] TS: a blessing to keep the lusus away

[09:23] TS: I'm good with vegetables because of my green thumb so

[09:23] AV: M4ybe. I think he w4nts his fe4thers brushed +r s+methin.

[09:23] TS: You can brush feathers?

[09:24] TS: BRB trouble

[09:24] AV: +k4y.

[09:26] AV: https://media.giphy.com/media/iblnwU5gqzM1W/giphy.gif

-- talentedSalad [TS] is now an idle chum! --

[09:34] TS: I',m back

[09:34] AV: Hey.

[09:34] TS: nice gif

[09:35] AV: S+, I s4y brushin, but I just me4n gr++min. He's re4l big +n it.

[09:35] TS: What does grooming entail?

[09:37] AV: S+rt +f like nicer pecking.

[09:37] TS: Wait

[09:37] TS: He wants to groom YOU?

[09:37] AV: I n+rm4lly just w4sh him up with 4 wipin cl+th.

[09:37] AV: He's weird.

[09:38] TS: And the pecking... GROOMING... Does that DO anything?

[09:39] TS: Besides annoy you

[09:39] AV: N+t re4lly. He kind +f just pecks my h4ir while I w4sh him.

[09:40] TS: That's actually kind of cute

[09:40] AV: I uess. But he's re4l pushy +f it.

[09:42] TS: You need to replace that g

[09:42] AV: Wish he w+uld 4sk nicer.

[09:42] AV: 4nd ye4h.

[09:43] TS: I mean yeah, but it's not the worst right? Imagine if your lusus was a chameleon that wanted you to suck its genitals

[09:43] TS: bit of perspective

[09:45] AV: Ye4h, I kn+w. I 4ctu4lly like my lusus. It's just th4t he c4n be rude 4t times.

[09:45] AV: He's pretty gre4t.

[09:45] TS: ^_^

[09:45] TS: Cute

[09:45] TS: Tell him you love him

[09:46] AV: But I d+n't w4nn4 tell him bec4use he 4lre4dy h4s 4 bi eg+.

[09:46] TS: Will it really make things worse?

[09:47] TS: It might make him back off

[09:47] AV: He's 4lredy re4lly fl4shy

[09:47] TS: what if you embarrass him

[09:47] TS: that would be funny

[09:47] AV: I d+n't think he'd let me li<e it d+wn.

[09:47] TS: No?

[09:47] AV: I'm n+t sure.

[09:48] TS: How would he hold it over you?

[09:48] AV: He w+uldn't le4<e me 4l+ne. e<er.

[09:48] TS: Ohhhh

[09:48] TS: Yeah, I could see that

[09:48] AV: He'd be e<en m+re clingy.

[09:48] TS: Bummer

[09:49] TS: Have you EVER told him that you love him?

[09:49] AV: Ye4h, 4 few times. He w+uld 4lw4ys 4lm+st suff+c4te me in 4 fe4thery embr4ce.

[09:50] TS: Ohhhhh

[09:50] TS: <3

[09:50] TS: Cute bird dad is cute

[09:51] AV: He is, but g+ds.

[09:53] AV: Well, I d+n't think i c4n st4ll much l+ner. I +tt4 g+ r++m him.

[09:55] TS: Good luck, my dude

[09:55] TS: Does that mean you gotta go?

[09:55] AV: Ye4h, f+r n+w. I'll t4lk t+ y+u l4ter, br+.

[09:55] TS: Okay. Later

[09:56] AV: Bye.

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] gave up trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 21:56 --

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

@aesthetic-virtuoso

[aesthetic-virtuoso-blog]

gallionicTrickster 2

[10:16:29] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] began trolling aestheticVirtuoso [AV] at 22:16 --

[10:16:29] GT: WHAT

[10:16:38] GT: IVE BEEN IGNOOOORED

[10:18:22] AV: F4gg+t.

[10:18:34] GT: yeah pretty much

[10:18:44] GT: so hows it going olive garden?

[10:18:57] AV: Piss +ff.

[10:19:06] AV: I'm w4y t++ p+pul4r +<er here.

[10:19:28] GT: but i thought we were bros

[10:20:54] AV: I'm being dr+wned in 4 se4 +f g4y f4gg+ts.

[10:21:11] GT: fuck the gay faggots

[10:21:18] GT: im the original gay faggot

[10:21:50] AV: E4t shit y+u je4l+us slut.

[10:26:24] GT: basically

[10:27:53] AV: Jump +n TS's bulge if y+u're s+ desper4te.

[10:28:41] GT: pfft

[10:28:48] GT: i dont want your bulge bro

[10:28:54] GT: i want your FEELINGS

[10:29:42] AV: TS 4s in t4lentedS4l4d y+u stupid fuck. Y+u kn+w, S4ness?

[10:30:11] GT: yeah i know fucker

[10:31:17] AV: Why 4re y+u like this?

[10:32:13] GT: because im very retarded

[10:32:24] GT: im litterally retarded

[10:32:32] GT: i live in a retarded society

[10:32:40] GT: surrounded by retarded people

[10:32:44] GT: being retarded

[10:33:37] AV: F4ir en+ugh.

[10:39:34] GT: no but seriously im retarded

[10:39:41] GT: my horns are fucked up

[10:40:01] AV: Th4t's fucking true.

[10:40:16] AV: Y+u're 4 g+d d4mn m+nster +r s+me shit.

[10:40:27] GT: yeah basically

[10:40:38] GT: i cant even go outside

[10:42:32] AV: N+ w+nder y+u're s+ fucked up in the he4d 4nd desper4te.

[10:42:54] GT: yeah basically

[10:46:07] GT: at least ive got my lowblood friends to hang out with

[10:46:12] GT: fuck highbloods

[10:46:17] GT: you guys are legit

[10:47:05] AV: W+w, dude. y+u were insulting us l+wbl++ds e4rlier, 4nd n+w y+u're sucking +ur bulges?

[10:48:07] GT: you know im only joking though right?

[10:48:15] GT: the caste system is retarded

[10:48:23] GT: and so is the hemospectrum

[10:48:44] AV: Well, I c4n 4gree with th4t. But m4n, were th+se s+me sick fires e4rlier.

[10:49:16] GT: io drop sick fires on everybody

[10:50:51] AV: ye4h, th4t's 'C4use y+u're g4y 4s fuck.

[10:50:58] GT: i believe in prejudice equality

[10:51:03] GT: everyone gets shit

[10:53:53] AV: St4rt p+ping 4 c4p in e<ery+ne.

[11:03:21] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[11:04:42] -- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] gave up trolling gallionicTrickster [GT] at 23:04 --

[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 1

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 19:57 --

[07:58] AV: Y+.

[07:58] TS: Y+ my ass

[07:58] AV: Y+u're g4y 4s fuck.

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] changed their mood to RELAXED --

[07:58] TS: no

[07:59] TS: quirks are ghey

[07:59] AV: True, but wh4t kind +f f4g w+uld y+u be with+ut it?

[07:59] TS: a gheyless fag is no fag at all

[07:59] TS: you win

[08:00] AV: +h ye4h.

@aesthetic-virtuoso

[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 3

-- talentedSalad [TS] began trolling aestheticVirtuoso [AV] at 22:01 --

[10:07] TS: You. Start trolling nocturnalLotus

[10:29] TS: That is all.

[10:29] TS: Good bye.

@aesthetic-virtuoso

[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 2

-- talentedSalad [TS] began trolling aestheticVirtuoso [AV] at 21:32 -- 

[09:32:21] AV: Y+u d4re c+me b4ck? 

[09:32:36] TS: Hey. Is Teivel your Moirail? 

[09:32:40] TS: He said he is.

[09:32:45] TS: I told him he's a liar. 

[09:33:00] AV: I d+n't kn+w. If he is, he's shit 4t it. 

[09:33:08] TS: OHHHH SNAP 

[09:33:13] TS: Droppin' the HEAT 

[09:33:31] TS: But is he? 

[09:33:50] AV: ??? 

[09:33:57] AV: I d+n't kn+w. 

[09:34:10] TS: YOU WOULD KNOW WHO YOUR MOIRAIL IS 

[09:34:17] TS: So I assume he is not 

[09:34:21] TS: ?? 

[09:35:11] AV: We're pretty 4gr+ wiht e4ch +ther t+ be m+ir4ils, but I guess he's trying. 

[09:36:32] TS: Seriously? 

[09:36:43] TS: Are you gonna accept that proposition? 

[09:36:55] TS: 'Cuz he's MAD into my freakin' bulge 

[09:36:57] TS: Like... 

[09:37:00] TS: Desperate. 

[09:37:44] AV: Ye4h, I figured. He's been mess4ging me 4b+ut it. S+mething 4b+ut sh+<ing y+ur bulge d+wn his thr+4t. 

[09:38:00] AV: 4nd I'm n+t sure. 

[09:38:08] TS: -_- You sure you want that sort of baggage, my dude? 

[09:39:40] AV: Well, I me4n, e<en if we're m+ir4ils, we d+n't h4<e t+ be m+ir4ils f+re<er +r 4nything. 

[09:40:21] TS: That's... very true. 

[09:40:26] TS: Very cold, too 

[09:40:31] TS: Chilly 

[09:40:42] TS: Like 

[09:40:59] TS: I felt the room get darker with the gentle brush of a winter morning 

[09:42:26] AV: I d+n't think th4t we're expected t+ keep the s4me pers+n in 4 specific qu4dr4nt f+r +ur wh+le li<es. 

 [09:42:41] AV: S+me times it just d+esn't w+rk +ut. 

[09:42:51] AV: But th4t d+esn't me4n y+u c4n't try. 

[09:43:23] TS: Are you optimistic, or just... trying to be positive, or... like...? 

[09:43:39] TS: (Also) 

[09:44:03] TS: (Keeping Teivel in your <> sounds hella hard) 

[09:44:09] TS: U cray 

[09:44:46] AV: H+nestly, I d+n't think we're m+ir4il m4teri4l. 

[09:44:58] TS: You gonna tell him so? 

[09:45:35] AV: But he seems s+ de4d set +n it. I w+nder if he'll e<en gi<e me 4 s4y in it. 

[09:45:51] TS: Blue bloods are pushy 

[09:46:07] TS: If you fill the quad tho, he can't do shit 

[09:46:16] TS: Have you met anyone new? 

[09:46:29] AV: Ye4h. Th4t's true. 4nd n4h. 

[09:46:37] TS: Bummer 

[09:46:39] TS: Maybe 

[09:47:44] TS: If he gives you trouble or something, let me know? 

[09:47:54] AV: Ye4h, sure. 

[09:47:56] TS: I dunno if I could be much helo, but I'd try 

[09:48:04] AV: But he's just tr+uble by existing. 

[09:48:18] TS: True. Terribly True. 

[09:49:14] AV: S+, wh4t's g+ing +n? 

[09:49:27] AV: Is he still b+thering y+u? 

[09:49:49] TS: Yeah, he's telling me about how much of a "heart breaker" he is 

[09:50:06] AV: W+w. He's re4lly g4y. 

[09:52:21] TS: Yeah. He's not bothering you anymore? 

[09:57:38] AV: +ff 4nd +n.

@aesthetic-virtuoso

[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 7

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 21:56 --

[09:56] AV: Hi.

[09:56] AV: S+rry, my internet died.

[09:57] TS: Oh hey! I was a little worried. ;^_^

[09:58] TS: It's not like you to leave without saying goodbye, after all

[09:59] TS: Is it okay for me to send your contact information to a friend of mine?

[09:59] TS: They don't talk to very many people

[10:00] AV: Y+u me4n, like my h4ndel?

[10:00] AV: Ye4h, sure.

[10:00] AV: Wh4t kind +f pers+n 4re they?

[10:00] TS: She's a bit...

[10:00] TS: Nervous?

[10:01] TS: Abrasive, maybe, but not as bad a s Teivel

[10:01] AV: +k4y. Wh4t's their h4ndel?

[10:02] TS: Her handle is kurvakiousSexekutionoir

[10:03] TS: She's very dramatic

[10:03] AV: W+w. Th4t's quite the h4ndel.

[10:03] AV: Sh+ul I mess4ge her first, +r w4it f+r her t+ c+nt4ct me first?

[10:03] TS: I'm not sure. She's having a meltdown at the moment

[10:04] AV: +h, I'm s+rry.

[10:05] TS: Don't be; I'm the one who stressed her out.

[10:06] TS: Lemme know if she messages you though, please?

[10:06] AV: Re4lly? H+w did y+u d+ th4t? 4nd ye4h, sure.

[10:06] TS: She's actually really isolated, so yeah. She's nervous about talking to someone who isn't me.

[10:07] TS: Don't tell her I said that.

[10:07] AV: +h, hey. She just c+nt4cted me.

[10:07] AV: 4re y+u trying t+ get her t+ be m+re s+ci4l +r s+mething?

[10:08] TS: Yeah, I am. :/

[10:08] TS: Thanks for talking to her.

[10:09] AV: Well, I h+pe I c4n help. 4nd n+ pr+blem, br+.

[10:09] TS: You're a cool dude. ^_^

[10:10] TS: Even if it doesn't end well, I'm sure it's gonna help make progress

[10:10] TS: Hey... You're like, what, 8 sweeps?

[10:12] AV: Ye4h, I'm 8 sweeps.

[10:12] TS: Okay. I wasn't quite sure.

[10:13] AV: Wh4t 4b+ut y+u/

[10:13] AV: *?

[10:14] TS: Can you keep a secret? :<

[10:14] AV: Ye4h, +f c+urse, my br+.

[10:14] TS: I'm actually already 9...

[10:14] AV: But if y+u're n+t c+mf+rt4ble s4ying, th4t's fine.

[10:15] TS: It's chill. I trust you.

[10:16] AV: Re4lly? Th4t's when we le4<e pl4net, right? Did they miss y+u +r s+mething?

[10:16] TS: Uh, you could say that.

[10:16] AV: Well, I'm still gl4d th4t we c4n t4lk.

[10:16] AV: Y+u're 4 c++l pers+n.

[10:17] TS: ^w^

[10:17] TS: I mean, can't you talk to off-world trolls too?

[10:17] TS: Not that I wanna go or anything.

[10:18] TS: Do you wanna get off of Homeworld?

[10:18] AV: I'm n+t sure, 4ctu4lly. M4ybe. 4nd I kind +f like it here.

[10:19] TS: What do you wanna do when you've grown up? :/

[10:21] AV: I d+n't kn+w. I kind +f just w4nt t+ st4y here. I like my lusus 4nd my hi<e. It's pretty 4nd rel4xing.

[10:21] TS: Yeah, I feel yah. Is that all you want out of life though?

[10:22] AV: Well, I 4lre4dy h4<e c++l friends like y+u. I d+n't re4lly need 4nything m+re.

[10:23] TS: I'm flattered. Truly. But... Don't you have IRL friends you'd rather hang out with?

[10:24] AV: N+t re4lly. I d+n't see 4 l+t +f tr+lls w4ndering 4r+und the f+rrest.

[10:25] TS: Hm. :/ Is that how you'd prefer it?

[10:27] AV: Well, I guess it w+uld be nice t+ be 4ble t+ see pe+ple m+re +ften.

[10:29] TS: I understand the feeling, my dude.

[10:31] AV: Ye4h.

[10:31] TS: Would it... uh.

[10:31] TS: Will you send me your coordinates?

[10:31] TS: Maybe I can visit sometime.

[10:33] AV: {coordinates SENT}

[10:33] TS: {coordinates RECEIVED}

[10:34] TS: Hey, cool. ^_^ Now I'm excited~

[10:35] AV: Heheh. I h+pe t+ see y+u.

[10:36] TS: I'll let you know if I'm ever in the area

[10:37] AV: +k4y. Th4nks, br+.

[10:37] TS: So how's bird dad? :3

[10:40] AV: Pretty g++d. He's +ut in the f+rrest right n+w.

[10:41] AV: Pr+b4bly l++king f+r 4 bite t+ e4t.

[10:43] TS: What do you eat if your lusus is basically self-sufficient?

[10:44] AV: Well, I find things +ut in the f+rrest. 4nd he n+rm4lly brings s+mething b4ck f+r me when he g+es +ut.

[10:45] TS: Like bugs?

[10:46] AV: S+metimes. Le4<es 4nd stuff t++, th+ugh.

[10:49] TS: You eat leaves? :3 That's... interesting. Not fruits or nuts?

[10:53] AV: I s4id "4nd stuff".

[10:54] TS: Sorry. Was that rude?

[10:54] AV: Wh4t? N4h, dude, y+u're c++l.

[10:55] TS: But seriously. Leaves? ^_^ That's kinda funny~nDo they taste bad?

[10:58] AV: N+t 4ll +f them. I m+stly like t+ m4ke te4 with them.

[10:58] TS: Oh. I almost forgot that you were a NERD. ;D

[11:00] AV: W+w, h+w rude. Like y+u're n+t? Heheh.

[11:00] TS: Heheh. You got me.

[11:01] TS: So how does your lusus carry back food for you?

[11:01] TS: Don't tell me he regurgitates it for you.

[11:04] AV: N+ w4y! T4lk 4b+ut gr+ss. He n+rm4lly t4kes 4 b4g with him 4nd just puts stuff int+ it.

[11:06] TS: Okay. That's actually a surprisingly big relief

[11:07] AV: Ye4h, t4lk 4b+ut it. I d+n't w4nt n+ <+mit in my hi<e.

[11:09] TS: Or in your face.

[11:10] AV: Blech. I'm s+ gl4d he d+esn't d+ th4t shit.

[11:10] TS: Me too, Kro. Me too.

[11:12] AV: +h hey, He's b4ck.

[11:14] TS: Your lusus?

[11:14] TS: Yeesh, it's almost morning

[11:14] TS: I've gotta go pack and get ready for the move.

[11:15] AV: Ye4h. Well, I'll t4lk t+ y+u l4ter, br+. g++d luck with y+ur m+<e.

[11:15] TS: Thanks! I'll catch you later, Krolio. Sleep well!

[11:17] AV: Y+u t++, br+!

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] gave up trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 23:17 --

@aesthetic-virtuoso

[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 6

-- talentedSalad [TS] began trolling aestheticVirtuoso [AV] at 21:37 --

[09:37] TS: Hey. Are you there?

[09:37] TS: It says offline, but...

[09:38] TS: It's not like you to leave without saying goodbye.

[09:38] TS: Admittedly, I'm a little worried.

[09:38] TS: Catch you later, dude.

@aesthetic-virtuoso

[aesthetic-virtuoso-blog]

gallionicTrickster 1

[08:00:20] -- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] began trolling gallionicTrickster [GT] at 20:00 --

[08:00:27] AV: G4y b+y.

[08:01:00] GT: im not gay your gay

[08:01:04] GT: gayboi

[08:01:36] AV: Nicc C4ge w4tches +<er my g4yness.

[08:04:59] AV: I h4<e s4crificed my s+uld t+ Nicc C4ge.

[08:05:11] AV: *S+ul

[08:06:50] GT: yeah im sure thats gonna work out

[08:07:01] AV: It 4lre4dy h4s.

[08:07:05] GT: did you try making a wish first?

[08:07:47] AV: I wished f+r the w4rm embr4ce +f GGGGGGGGGGGG44444444444YYYYYYYYYYY

[08:08:12] GT: i dont even know what g4y is

[08:08:18] GT: is it like

[08:08:26] GT: a pudding or something?

[08:08:44] AV: Y+u're fucking g4y 4s 4ll hell.

[08:08:45] GT: whatever it is it sounds awful and i do not aprove

[08:08:52] AV: T++ L4TE.

[08:09:08] AV: IT H4S T4KEN +<ER +UR W+RLD.

[08:09:12] GT: oh

[08:09:42] GT: so its like

[08:09:45] AV: 4IDS

[08:09:47] GT: retardation?

[08:09:51] AV: S4ME THING

[08:09:57] GT: wow

[08:10:03] GT: im offended

[08:10:06] GT: im sop not retarded

[08:10:28] AV: Re4lly? F++led me.

[08:10:31] GT: like you and your "gay" as friends

[08:10:47] GT: i type hard and fast

[08:10:52] AV: G4y is the +nly w4y.

[08:10:58] GT: your just in awe of my mad as skillss

[08:11:07] AV: Fuck +ff.

[08:11:24] GT: nothing personnel kid

[08:11:24] AV: Skills 4re f+r pe+ple wh+ c4re.

[08:11:33] GT: yeah

[08:11:35] GT: like you

[08:11:42] GT: you skilled peice of shit

[08:11:51] GT: go be good at art somewhere

[08:11:55] GT: fucking loser

[08:12:13] AV: G+ be g++d 4t sucking dick.

[08:12:31] GT: fuclking gay as peacock peice of ass

[08:12:36] GT: i get lots of dick

[08:12:38] GT: unlike you

[08:12:51] GT: im mad rolling in the bul,ge

[08:12:53] AV: Suck my pe4c+ck bulge.

[08:12:58] GT: i dont even have enough buckets

[08:13:11] AV: They're +nly full +f te4rs.

[08:13:23] GT: sorry kid but im not a rainbow drinker

[08:13:31] GT: that bulge got too many colors

[08:14:20] AV: W+w. Guess y+ur buckets re4lly 4re +nly full +f y+ur te4rs if y+u c4n't st4nd l++king 4t t++ m4ny c+l+rs.

[08:14:33] GT: fuck

[08:14:39] GT: i just got roasted

[08:14:48] AV: Sick f4ires bl4sted.

[08:14:56] AV: *Fires

[08:15:25] GT: im burning alive

[08:15:35] AV: 4n4l 4ss4ssin4ti+n.

[08:15:36] GT: kind of like your entire blood cast

[08:15:42] AV: CHRIST

[08:15:57] GT: yeah that was a low blow

[08:16:03] GT: lower than your blood

[08:17:02] AV: H+ly shit.

[08:17:09] GT: then again im the cerulean thats slumming it with you

[08:17:18] GT: which depending on who you ask

[08:17:26] GT: makes me an even bigger retard

[08:17:50] GT: fucking peasants

[08:18:06] AV: G+ suck 4 big, f4t purple bulge.

[08:18:07] GT: always ruining my classy ass image

[08:18:15] GT: lol no

[08:18:18] AV: E4t n++k.

[08:18:24] GT: clowns are retarded as shit

[08:18:39] AV: Then m4ke it 4n indig+.

[08:18:43] GT: and fishes are way too salty

[08:18:57] GT: indigo think they all that

[08:19:02] GT: they dumb as fuck

[08:19:18] AV: They'll re4lly p+und th4t gr+ss n++k +f y+urs.

[08:19:28] GT: yeah pretty much

[08:19:38] GT: they be pounding my door down for sure

[08:19:44] AV: Cr4ck th4t shit +pen.

[08:19:54] GT: too bad they arnt immune to being lit on fire

[08:19:59] GT: not like your kind

[08:20:02] GT: whos like

[08:20:06] GT: used to it by now

[08:20:16] AV: Shut up.

[08:20:24] GT: your welcome

[08:20:43] AV: Y+u're still g4y 4s 4ll shit.

[08:21:01] GT: you too buddy

[08:21:23] AV: I'm the g4yest +f them 4ll.

[08:21:31] AV: Y+u c4n't e<en c+mp4re.

[08:21:39] AV: I'm like 4 g+d +f g4y.

[08:21:47] AV: Step +ff.

[08:21:53] GT: wow

[08:22:07] GT: im bumbping shoulders with a real celebrity here

[08:22:21] GT: condesce aint got shit on you gay boy

[08:22:48] AV: I'll fuck the c+ndese up.

[08:23:06] GT: lets not get carried away here retard

[08:23:13] GT: she might be super retarded

[08:23:38] GT: but i dont think she'll stand there and let you FANgirl them to death

[08:24:28] AV: M+re like st4b cut them the fuck up with my f4ns.

[08:24:41] AV: St4b cut. Re4l 4rt.

[08:24:51] GT: wow your bulge is soooooo big

[08:25:10] GT: your sduch a big tough snowflake

[08:25:20] GT: just dont get yourself killed idiot

[08:25:49] AV: I'll get myself killed if th4t's wh4t I w4nt t+ d+.

[08:26:01] GT: how dare you

[08:26:09] GT: im offended to the highest caliber

[08:26:19] GT: higher than my blood compared to yours

[08:27:44] AV: W+w. h+w s4d. I h+pe y+u h4<e s+me tissues +r s+me shit.

[08:28:00] GT: yeah i do

[08:28:15] AV: Use them r4ther th4n my sh+ulder, then.

[08:28:16] GT: ive always got tissues within reach of my computer

[08:28:25] AV: gr+ss 4ss.

[08:29:01] GT: i have to make sure all this nook i get doesnt drip on my nice ass highblood pc

[08:29:03] AV: I h+pe y+u dr+wn in jizz.

[08:29:33] AV: Drink th4t n++k juice like 4 g+d d4mn r4inb+w drinker.

[08:29:40] AV: Slut.

[08:30:08] GT: you know me so well

[08:32:16] AV: Suck y+ur +wn Lusus' dick.

[08:32:48] GT: if only i could find them

[08:32:58] GT: that fucker hides all over the place

[08:33:02] GT: sneaky as fuck

[08:33:31] AV: Check in y+ur fre4ky sex dunge+n.

[08:33:37] AV: F4g.

[08:33:58] GT: wow

[08:34:04] GT: i thought we were friends

[08:34:25] GT: you never mention someones sex dungeon all willy nilly like that

[08:35:32] AV: Jegus, d+es it exist? I w4s fucking j+king.

[08:36:57] GT: lol

[08:37:11] GT: if i had a room dedicated to sex iut wouldnt be a dungeon

[08:37:18] GT: itd be a 5 star resort

[08:37:44] AV: N+t t++ gre4t with the BDSM m++d setting th+ugh.

[08:38:40] GT: "and im pretty sure the guy at the front desk was trying to bang my matesprit"

[08:39:21] AV: Wh4t the fuck is this? F4nficti+n qu+tes? I'm 4pp4lled GT.

[08:39:48] GT: fanfictions top notch

[08:39:58] GT: you just dont apreciate REAL art

[08:40:42] AV: The +nly 4rt here is y+ur bl++dy c+rpse.

[08:40:53] GT: aw

[08:40:56] GT: thats sweet of you

[08:41:08] AV: E4t my n++k.

[08:41:16] GT: im pretty enough to be art? :)

[08:41:29] AV: I t4ke it b4ck. Y+u're tr4sh.

[08:41:38] GT: fuck you

[08:41:52] GT: gay retard

[08:43:12] AV: Still better th4n wh4t y+u 4re.

[08:43:23] GT: fair enough

[08:43:27] GT: but if i was trash

[08:43:36] GT: would you throw me out ;)

[08:43:56] AV: Y+u'd g+ right int+ t+ g4rb4ge dump.

[08:44:05] AV: *the

[08:44:26] GT: <> you know just how to make me feel like trash

[08:45:54] AV: I d+n't think th4t f4lls under m+ir4il.

[08:46:12] GT: close enough

[08:48:17] AV: W+w. y+ur qu4dr4nts 4re fucked.

[08:48:35] GT: yeah'good job asshat

[08:48:39] GT: best moirail

[08:50:17] AV: Gr+ss, inhebr4ted qu4dr4nt fucker.

[08:54:03] GT: yup that sounds like a moirail doing a fine ass job'

[08:55:13] AV: Like y+u 4re either. Wh4t kind +f fucked up m+ir4il j+kes 4b+ut y+ur bl++d c+l+r 4nd shit.

[08:55:43] GT: ones that dont actually care bout blood color

[08:55:58] GT: these other fuckers dont even joke

[08:56:03] GT: they lame as hell

[08:56:56] AV: Y+u 4re t++.

[08:57:03] AV: L4me th4t is.

[08:57:12] GT: they just dont understand how retarded this whole caste system is

[08:58:27] AV: Is it m+re ret4rded th4n y+u? 'C4use th4t's pretty h4rd t+ d+.

[08:58:44] GT: yes actually

[08:58:50] GT: i know its really impressive

[08:59:02] GT: how retarded our entire world is

[09:02:49] AV: Well, y+u g+t me there.

[09:02:58] AV: It's 4ll true.

[09:03:09] GT: yeah p[retty much

[09:03:18] AV: Nice.

[09:03:34] AV: Y+u gi<e me c4ncer.

[09:04:32] GT: your welcome

[09:06:26] AV: I'm g+nn4 thr+w up bl++d.

[09:06:32] GT: me too

[09:06:35] AV: 4nd it might be y+urs.

[09:06:39] GT: wanna kill ourselves?

[09:06:43] AV: Ye4h.

[09:06:49] AV: Suicide p4ct, y+.

[09:06:54] GT: suicide pacts arte pretty good bonding mechanisms

[09:07:10] AV: I 4gree wh+le he4rtedly.

[09:07:12] GT: #just moirail things

[09:07:20] AV: <>

[09:07:43] GT: <>

[09:07:43] AV: Such gre4t fucking m+ir4ils, th4t we kill e4ch+ther.

[09:07:56] GT: i feel like extra trash now

[09:07:58] GT: im ready

[09:08:02] GT: wheres my rope

[09:08:54] AV: When y+u l+se h+pe, l++k t+ the r+pe.

[09:09:17] GT: best moirails ever

[09:09:38] AV: Y+u're the tr4shiest m+ir4il in exist4nce.

[09:09:50] GT: you too buddy

[09:10:05] AV: See, we're such gre4t m+ir4ils.

[09:11:14] GT: top notch even

[09:13:41] AV: W+wie z+wie.

[09:15:09] GT: hey do you like to eat at

[09:15:13] GT: olive garden?

[09:17:23] AV: G+d d4mn it. G+ sh+<e S4n4ss' bulge d+wn y+ur thr+4t.

[09:20:42] GT: im trying believe me

[09:23:12] AV: Try h4rder.

[09:31:46] GT: im trying as hard as i can master

[09:31:54] GT: but they are being really gay

[09:32:36] AV: Ye4h, th4t's true.

[09:33:02] GT: now they are bothering you aswell

[09:33:12] AV: They sure 4re.

[09:33:58] GT: i have failed you my master

[09:34:08] GT: i have not obtained lime bulge yet

[09:34:28] AV: M4ybe m4ke 4n +ffering +f s+p+r slime pie.

[09:36:04] GT: sopor didnt work'

[09:36:15] GT: also you wrecked my butthole

[09:36:26] AV: H+w s+/

[09:36:29] AV: *?

[09:36:48] GT: they fucking memed at me

[09:36:58] GT: using your denial of morailship

[09:37:03] GT: im super wrecked

[09:37:15] GT: youve sabotaged the mission'best moirail

[09:38:22] AV: E4t 4s, cum f4ct+ry.

[09:38:39] GT: fair enough

[09:40:48] AV: Just tell them th4t y+u're 4 m4ssi<e f4gg+t with 4 m4ssi<e b+ner +r s+me shit.

[09:41:34] GT: ok i tried that

[09:43:01] AV: 4nd?

[09:43:56] GT: it worked miserabely

[09:45:51] AV: W+nderful. G++d j+b n++k st4in.

[09:52:26] GT: are you proud of me now?

[09:57:29] AV: N+, n+t re4lly.

[09:58:08] GT: thats good

[09:58:19] GT: suicide pact deepened

[09:59:23] AV: Just die 4nre4dy.

[10:00:29] GT: i would

[10:00:45] GT: but im kind of waiting for my moirail to kill themselves first

[10:01:25] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[10:01:26] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

[10:01:26] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] changed their mood to DEVIOUS --

[10:16:19] -- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] gave up trolling gallionicTrickster [GT] at 22:16 --

[aesthetic-virtuoso-blog]

kurvakiousSexekutionoir 1

[10:06:31] -- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] began trolling aestheticVirtuoso [AV] at 22:06 --

[10:06:58] KS: hi

[10:07:11] AV: Hell+.

[10:07:49] KS: nike too meet yoou

[10:08:01] AV: Nice t+ meet y+u, t++.

[10:08:15] AV: H+w 4re y+u?

[10:08:49] KS: im dooing pretty gooood.

[10:08:55] KS: just uh. khillin

[10:08:59] KS: yoou?

[10:09:29] AV: Th4t's g++d. I'm d+ing pretty g++d, t++.

[10:09:48] KS: kooool

[10:10:14] KS: yoour lusus is a peakookk right? soorry he ate yoour g key

[10:11:00] AV: +h my g+d. Did s4ness tell y+u 4b+ut th4t?

[10:11:33] AV: Well, luckily he g4<e it b4ck.

[10:11:37] KS: ... im noo rat

[10:12:08] KS: well thats gooood

[10:12:31] AV: d+es y+ur lusus e<er mess with y+u?

[10:12:56] KS: she likks me aloot. oor the koomputer if im talking too soomeoone

[10:14:06] AV: Ye4h? Mine pecks me when he gets upset.

[10:14:26] KS: ooh she just lays oon me and whines aloot...

[10:16:02] AV: 4w. Th4t's pretty cute.

[10:16:53] KS: i mean... it kan be, but shes a tart aboout it

[10:18:50] AV: +h, I'm s+rry.

[10:19:20] KS: i mean dooes yoour lusus ever steal fooood?

[10:19:59] AV: N+? He m+stly just flies 4r+und, gr++ms, 4nd pecks me.

[10:20:22] KS: ooh. see moom here with beg my fooood froom me

[10:20:31] KS: and if i doont share im a terrible khild

[10:21:59] AV: +h, I'm s+rry.

[10:23:00] KS: its ook.

[10:23:26] KS: woolf lusi doont pekk soo... yeah i think yoours is um

[10:23:33] KS: soorry foor the pekks

[10:24:34] AV: Heheh. It's +k4y. He's 4ctu4lly pretty nice m+st +f the time.

[10:27:51] KS: koooolioo

[10:37:11] AV: S+, h+w 4re y+u d+ing?

[10:37:33] KS: pretty well. kinda nervoous..

[10:41:03] AV: S+rry. H+pe th4t's n+t my f4ult.

[10:42:09] KS: i just doont knoow aloot oof peoople

[10:42:24] KS: and by that i mean i oonly l knoow saness

[10:43:04] AV: 4h, well if it's stressing y+u, y+u d+n't h4<e t+ f+rce y+urself t+ t4lk t+ me.

[10:43:51] KS: its ook. it might be gooood foor me?

[10:44:46] AV: Ye4h, I h+pe s+. But d+n't push y+urself t++ h4rd. T4ke it +ne step 4t 4 time.

[10:45:14] KS: i will

[10:45:33] KS: thank yoou..

[10:46:11] AV: Ye4h, +f c+urse. G++d luck, y+.

[10:46:35] KS: yoou too :)

[10:46:50] AV: Th4nk y+u.

[10:57:31] KS: soo um...

[10:57:40] KS: ill talk too yoou later yeah?

[10:58:02] AV: +k4y. I h+pe y+u h4<e 4 g++d d4y.

[10:58:33] KS: yoou too! hoope too talk again soooon mayber

[10:59:23] KS: bye

[10:59:27] AV: Bye.

[10:59:29] -- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] gave up trolling kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] at 22:59 --

[chimericarchitect]

kurvakiousSexekutionoir 1

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 20:56 --

[08:56] KS: heloo kiwi

[08:56] TS: Hey hey!! It's been a while, dude. :3

[08:56] TS: How's the doggo?

[08:56] KS: way too loong~

[08:57] KS: mooms gooood, still being a

[08:57] KS: bitkh~ ;)

[08:57] TS: SO like, where ARE you now?

[08:58] KS: uuuuummmmm the edge oof a foorest? its at a krooss sektioon oof water

[08:58] KS: yoou?

[08:59] TS: You get lost so easily. :/ As for me, I'm still in the same place. Prol'ly gonna have to move soon though.

[08:59] KS: ooh yeah? why this time?

[08:59] KS: and oo be fair i wanter aimlessly

[09:00] KS: wander*

[09:00] KS: too*

[09:00] KS: shut it

[09:00] TS: ^_^ Because it's not "SAFE"

[09:00] TS: You know the drill

[09:00] KS: yup i get ya

[09:01] KS: hoonestly with hoow kloose we are too the water im kinda woorried aboout seadwellers

[09:01] TS: I can never convince them that it's fine for us to stay in one place, so maybe if you send me your coordinates I can trick them into moving us closer together

[09:02] KS: dude, doo they knoow that i knoow?

[09:02] TS: Uhhhhhh

[09:02] TS: no

[09:02] TS: It's a secret

[09:02] KS: danger.

[09:03] TS: ;)

[09:03] KS: they might hurt me oor moom foor knoowing brootatoo

[09:03] KS: just leave. yoour a groown assed trooll

[09:03] TS: Look, I'll just pick the location without telling them WHY I wanna go there

[09:03] TS: They never need to know you exist

[09:03] KS: mmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm

[09:04] KS: doo yoou feel the skeptikisim in my exeading amoount oof ms?

[09:04] TS: Yes, I feel it. The Mm's leak into my very core, staining me in an expression of doubt and deliciousness

[09:05] TS: Just gimme the coordinayes

[09:05] KS: kinky~ yeah oone sek

[09:05] KS: {koooordinates SENT}

[09:06] TS: {coordinates RECEIVED}

[09:06] TS: Hey, thanks

[09:06] KS: ill make sure moom doosnt eat yoou

[09:06] KS: aktully shell think its gooood that im getting pakk mates

[09:07] TS: Hopefully I'll be seeing you in the near future. THEN we can worry about your mom eating me

[09:07] KS: i mean its soomething too prewarn aboout

[09:08] KS: ya knoow?

[09:08] TS: Hey, quick question... Is it grassy there?

[09:08] KS: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah

[09:08] KS: alergies?

[09:08] TS: I dunno. No?

[09:09] KS: then why ask aboout gras?

[09:09] KS: grass

[09:09] KS: gy j5trw4

[09:09] TS: This cross-section of water... Is it a river or a lake?

[09:09] KS: its woooods oon edge oof sea. theres a lake kloose by

[09:10] KS: oone sek ive goot soomoone litatally stinkking there noose oon my skrean

[09:11] TS: oh geez.

[09:11] TS: Hi mom.

[09:11] KS: she likks the skrean when ever she sees yoour writing

[09:11] KS: kooloor bling my left boottoom moost grub foooot

[09:11] TS: What

[09:12] KS: kooloor blind*

[09:12] KS: she likes yoou

[09:12] KS: i think

[09:12] TS: What X2 combo

[09:12] KS: ... when we talk

[09:12] TS: I don't see what that has to do with grub fet

[09:13] KS: she kisses the koomputer

[09:13] TS: How does that have ANYTHING to do with your grub feet??

[09:14] KS: ... yoouve never heard that expressioon?!

[09:14] TS: What's the expression that I'm apparently missing?

[09:14] KS: my left foooot just moore indepth

[09:14] KS: its like

[09:15] KS: thing is tootaly real!

[09:15] KS: bull shit aka my left foooot

[09:15] TS: Oh wait. I think I get it now.

[09:15] KS: i just went krazy with it

[09:15] TS: Okay. So your doggo mom can see color. THAT is your point.

[09:15] KS: yes

[09:16] KS: gooood joob

[09:16] KS: yoou did it

[09:16] KS: im soo prooud

[09:16] TS: eat my shorts

[09:17] TS: Irakit

[09:17] TS: Why do you roam?

[09:17] KS: woodoont yoou wear kakies?

[09:17] KS: bekause im a loow blooood and id like too live?

[09:18] KS: i doont knoow what yoou mean?

[09:18] KS: why doo yoou

[09:18] TS: I wouldn't roam if I had the choice. :/

[09:19] KS: wait why is that saness

[09:19] KS: why stay still?

[09:19] TS: It would be nice to be able to sit still and make some IRL friends

[09:19] TS: We could hang out

[09:19] TS: Find a favorite spot

[09:19] KS: ...

[09:19] TS: Like a picnic

[09:20] TS: sorry

[09:20] TS: That's dumb

[09:20] KS: noow im goonna have too likk yoou foor being kute

[09:20] TS: Crikey

[09:20] KS: noope its sweet

[09:20] KS: tootaly dangeroous and woould happen after the doown fall oof skookiety

[09:21] KS: but super sweet, and kute

[09:21] TS: I mean, it'd be cool if we didn't have to usurp society in order to go to a cafe or something

[09:21] TS: I'd like to meet people

[09:21] KS: thats true...

[09:22] KS: id like too like meat peoople and noot have too run foor my shit

[09:23] TS: Do you even talk to anyone else besides me?

[09:23] KS: woolf moom koount?

[09:24] TS: No. Trolls only.

[09:24] KS: ... i toold ooff a seadweller a while bakk...

[09:24] KS: soo...

[09:24] KS: noo

[09:24] TS: WHoa, you did WHAT??

[09:24] TS: Are you ok???

[09:25] TS: Don't go getting killed on me!!

[09:25] KS: im fine it was like... a sweep agoo.

[09:25] TS: You never told me about that. :/ What happened?

[09:26] KS: he shoowed up trying too shoooot moom. i snarked at him and we fukkin booooked it.

[09:26] TS: A kid?

[09:26] KS: yeah like... 4 oor 5

[09:27] TS: Wow, a young one. No wonder you got away.

[09:28] KS: koold assed doog noose in my spine!!!!!

[09:28] KS: yeah noo kidding

[09:28] TS: It's amazing that you can type while being assaulted by barkbeast snout

[09:28] KS: didnt help that we was in the air and we were in the woooods

[09:28] TS: That probably made his job hard, yeah

[09:29] KS: definetly

[09:29] TS: At least hi didn't follow you

[09:29] KS: alsoo thank yoou foor the koompliment too my skills

[09:30] KS: if he had it woould have been bad

[09:30] KS: foor him

[09:30] TS: You're welcome? But maybe chill with the ego.

[09:30] TS: He PURPOSEFULLY tried to take on your lusus

[09:30] KS: meh, egoo keeps me brethoo

[09:30] TS: *eyebrow*

[09:30] KS: true. whikh means hes fukking stupid

[09:31] KS: *eyebroow waggle*

[09:31] KS: uhuhr9tj-0aet7897t5w5

[09:31] TS: *sighs* Dude.

[09:32] KS: im kareful. im oonly a tootaly booisterooid dikk oonline

[09:32] KS: with yoou

[09:32] KS: kause i have noooone else too loove me

[09:33] KS: if it boothers yoou soo mukh

[09:33] KS: i shall kease too egoo

[09:33] KS: will that please yoou?

[09:35] TS: Ho boy. That took me a minute to translate. Your spelling is atrocious.

[09:35] KS: its my quirk

[09:36] TS: Okay, okay. Just don't be all sad at me okay? I'm not exactly popular, so I don't wanna get rid of you either.

[09:36] KS: oor are yoou talking aboout booiseroois

[09:36] TS: Boisterous? You mean boisterous.

[09:36] KS: yaaaaayyyyy

[09:37] KS: *floops oover* afektioon has been granted

[09:38] TS: You are a loser.

[09:38] TS: :)

[09:38] KS: yoou too~ ;)

[09:39] TS: What are your plans now?

[09:40] KS: i have too fight too keep moom ff the koomputer. perhapse set up soome sikk rooleplay shiz~

[09:40] KS: and doodge droones

[09:42] TS: Drones? Way out there?

[09:45] KS: noot rekently but we may be mooving soooon AFTER YOOU GET HERE

[09:45] KS: moom hit the kaps

[09:45] KS: bus doog

[09:45] TS: You plan on moving again when I get there? :T

[09:46] KS: with yoou oof koourse

[09:46] KS: but yeah, im a little oold too be oon planet

[09:46] KS: i mean im almoost 10

[09:47] TS: Oh shit. Really? :o

[09:47] TS: U OLD

[09:47] KS: yup. yeah yeah yoou little shit hoow oold are yoou again?

[09:47] KS: 9

[09:47] KS: u shit

[09:48] TS: Yeah, well

[09:48] TS: Being deported is the least of my wories

[09:48] TS: *worries

[09:48] KS: being murthered is higher id imagine

[09:48] TS: Murthered?

[09:49] KS: like murdered mut meme

[09:49] KS: well it was a meme when i was like 6

[09:49] KS: good were oold

[09:49] KS: *gooood

[09:50] TS: Yeah, I have NO idea what you're talking about dude

[09:51] KS: its gooood too be oold

[09:51] KS: we kan pass oour shit too yoounger troolls

[09:51] KS: alsoo noot mut but

[09:52] TS: I literally have nothing worth passing on

[09:52] KS: i type fast

[09:52] KS: well theres yoour genes ;D

[09:52] TS: No. Do YOU have something worth passing on?

[09:53] KS: ... noope. looooks like ill have too assist yoou in passing oon genes

[09:54] TS: Ew. Dude, you're starting to sound like Teivel.

[09:54] KS: they makking oon my girl

[09:55] TS: What? No. I don't think he's serious.

[09:55] KS: gooood

[09:55] TS: He's kust a filthy memer like me

[09:55] KS: btw yoou didnt disagree that yoou were my girl~

[09:55] KS: kust?

[09:56] TS: Cust?

[09:57] KS: yoou said kust

[09:57] TS: I meant "just"

[09:57] TS: sorry

[09:57] KS: its ookayyyy

[09:58] KS: whikh oone is teivel again?

[09:58] TS: The filthy memer with a corpse addiction. You know, I could give you their contact information... :)

[09:58] KS: the peakookk oone? oor the lizard oone

[09:59] TS: Lizard.

[09:59] KS: *shaking head vergeroously* noonoonoo noo need too invoolve moore peoople. espekialy a highblooood.... hed aktually have reasoon too turn me in

[10:00] TS: He hasn't turned me in.

[10:00] KS: btw i saw

[10:00] KS: hmmmm i dunnoo...

[10:00] KS: why hasnt he is my questioon

[10:01] KS: annnnyyyyywaaaayyyyy

[10:01] KS: i saw

[10:01] KS: i saw oolive gaurden

[10:01] TS: Oh

[10:01] TS: You like?

[10:01] KS: yoou are a memer

[10:01] TS: I just asked Krolio (the nice peacock boy) and he said I could give you his handle

[10:02] TS: ;)

[10:02] KS: WOOT

[10:02] KS: WHY

[10:02] TS: I'm giving them yours

[10:02] KS: PEOOPLE

[10:02] KS: OOH GOOG NOOT READY

[10:02] KS: DEATH

[10:02] TS: his is aestheticVirtuoso

[10:02] KS: I WILL DIE

[10:02] KS: DATH

[10:02] KS: DIE

[10:02] KS: DOOOOMMMMMMMMM

[10:02] KS: peoople....

[10:03] TS: You are so flashy

[10:03] TS: Take a breath, maybe?

[10:03] TS: It's online.

[10:03] TS: They can't hurt you, and Krolio is super nice

[10:03] KS: right... yeah... ookay..

[10:04] TS: You gonna message them, or should I tell them to initiate first contact with your own alien self?

[10:04] KS: ... but... i koould... try?

[10:05] TS: Go ahead

[10:07] KS: i inikiated koontakt

[10:07] KS: kinda

[10:07] TS: Hey, good on you! ^_^

[10:07] KS: ....

[10:07] KS: i said hi

[10:07] KS: i feel stupid.

[10:07] KS: OOH GOOG THEY RESPOONDED HELP

[10:08] TS: http://www.clker.com/cliparts/e/N/K/a/E/m/green-thumbs-up-hi.png

[10:08] TS: You can do it!!

[10:08] KS: hoo doo i poolite am i sooing it riht halp

[10:09] TS: Just shill out. Talk to him like he's me, maybe? :/ He's cool, I swear.

[10:09] KS: ... hoow oold is he?

[10:11] TS: I think he's 8

[10:11] TS: Hang on while I confirm

[10:11] KS: ... hes a baby

[10:11] TS: Yeah okay you crusty old bag of barkbeast dung

[10:12] KS: smool thing...

[10:12] TS: *rolls eyes*

[10:12] KS: ... were boonding oover the letter g

[10:13] TS: He's 8!

[10:13] KS: mkay

[10:13] TS: How can you bond over a letter you strange scrag?

[10:14] KS: yoour memes

[10:14] TS: THAT IS NOT SOMETHING TO BOND OVER YOU FURRY

[10:15] KS: furry?

[10:15] KS: serioously?

[10:15] KS: nerd

[10:15] TS: :P

[10:15] TS: I just told Krolio that I'm 9

[10:15] KS: what he say?

[10:16] TS: He started asking about why I didn't leave the planet...

[10:16] TS: But that's okay!!

[10:16] KS: ooh dear he doosnt knoow

[10:16] TS: I trust him. :3

[10:17] KS: dooes e knoow?

[10:18] TS: You mean about my situation?

[10:18] TS: No.

[10:18] KS: but if yoou trust him why noot?

[10:18] KS: yoou toold the blue lizard guy

[10:18] TS: It's never come up until now.

[10:18] TS: I didn't tell him!

[10:18] KS: oohhh

[10:18] KS: wait wut

[10:19] TS: I did NOT tell Teivel

[10:19] KS: then hoow?

[10:19] TS: He probably just makes jokes about it because of the color of my font

[10:19] TS: I bet he doesn't ACTUALLY know

[10:20] KS: .... right. noot like every trooll ever uses their blooood kooloor instead.

[10:20] TS: I can pass as Olive!!

[10:21] KS: ..............................................................................................................................................................

[10:21] TS: *squints*

[10:21] KS: doont get a kut, shoow yoour eyes, blush too hard, wear yoour symbool

[10:21] KS: what oother rules doo yoou have again?

[10:22] KS: koommmoon kiwi yoou knoow better

[10:22] TS: Shut up. You forgot that I'm not allowed outside at all, unless we're moving to a new location.

[10:23] KS: again. groown assed trooll

[10:24] KS: live with me in the woooods and say fukk em

[10:24] TS: Yeah, but we both know that I wouldn't last a second out there. :( There's no way I'd be able to keep up with you. Besides, they're all really nice to me here.

[10:25] TS: I wouldn't wanna hurt their feelings.

[10:26] TS: I owe them so much.

[10:26] TS: I would've been culled long ago if not for them.

[10:27] KS: i oouldnt leave yoou behind doooof...

[10:27] KS: ookay noot fukk em then

[10:27] KS: maybe just

[10:27] KS: i need too spread my wings and fly

[10:28] TS: Yeah. Maybe.

[10:28] KS: yoou knoow ill never leave yoou behind. never abandoon yoou

[10:29] KS: unless im dead

[10:29] TS: Tch. Nice.

[10:29] KS: and then ill haunt yoour ass and like stakk yoour khairs oor soomething

[10:29] TS: You're weird as ever, Irakit.

[10:30] KS: and yoour as dense as ever saness

[10:30] TS: Why you gotta insult me like this? >:P

[10:30] TS: You're a butt

[10:31] KS: *head pat* true

[10:32] TS: Hey, quick question... DO you usually cook your food?

[10:32] KS: its ookay noot too understand what im throowing doown

[10:32] KS: um yeah i doo. when i kan

[10:33] TS: How many times out of ten is it raw?

[10:34] KS: ....

[10:34] KS: 5

[10:34] TS: Yikes.

[10:34] KS: maybe 7

[10:34] TS: DOUBLE YIKES

[10:34] KS: id kooook moore foor yoou thoo

[10:35] KS: im used too it

[10:35] TS: XP

[10:35] KS: ???

[10:35] TS: You are cool and I like you, but ew.

[10:35] KS: what?

[10:35] TS: What do you eat, exactly?

[10:36] KS: antler beast. soometimes fish. depend oon what we katkh

[10:36] KS: friuts rare

[10:37] TS: Ever catch a lusus?

[10:37] KS: oonke. but it was woounded too moortality anyway.

[10:37] KS: im noo oorphaner ya knoow

[10:37] TS: ...ever eat a troll?

[10:38] KS: noot sinke i was like 2

[10:38] KS: that was my lusus

[10:38] TS: Your barkbeast is scary

[10:38] KS: shes sweet.

[10:39] TS: And murderous

[10:39] KS: noot any moore

[10:39] TS: Hm? That sounds... ominous.

[10:39] KS: eh

[10:40] TS: Is she okay?

[10:40] KS: yoou have sukh a sooft veiw... its nike

[10:41] KS: shes tootaly fine.

[10:41] TS: I'm not soft, I'm inexperienced.

[10:41] KS: im just noot a kannibal

[10:41] KS: its the same thing

[10:42] TS: No it's not. We don't know if I'm soft. I've never had to do anything dangerous.

[10:43] KS: kiwi its praktikall garenteed that a trooll will eat anoother trooll

[10:43] TS: I wonder if I have?

[10:43] KS: ever had grubskauke?

[10:43] TS: I don't know.

[10:43] KS: its noot too feed grubs

[10:44] TS: Yeah, I have no idea

[10:45] KS: ahhh i see...

[10:45] KS: well theres a khanke ya knoow?

[10:45] TS: Yeah, I suppose so.

[10:45] TS: BRB gotta barf

[10:46] KS: noo doont

[10:46] TS: *fake vomit sounds*

[10:46] KS: man oone oof these days ill tell yoou the tale oof the rainboowdrinkers

[10:48] TS: I know what rainbowdrinkers are. Are you referring to a specific story?

[10:48] KS: i mean what doo yoouthink they eat

[10:49] TS: Just blood. They don't have to KILL anyone.

[10:50] TS: They can

[10:50] TS: But they don't have to

[10:50] KS: isnt it alsoo like a weird sex thing? oor is that just bad roomank3 noovels

[10:50] TS: It... uh...

[10:50] TS: I'm not sure?

[10:51] KS: huh

[10:51] KS: yoou goonna ask?~~~~~~~~~~~~;D

[10:51] TS: Dude.

[10:51] TS: ...

[10:51] TS: ...

[10:51] TS: ...

[10:51] TS: Maybe.

[10:51] KS: yoour tempted!!!!! tesssss

[10:51] KS: yes

[10:51] KS: noot tes

[10:51] KS: wtf

[10:52] TS: I mean, I wanna know but it could be an awkward chat y'know?

[10:52] KS: anyway

[10:52] TS: yeha

[10:52] KS: yes thats true

[10:52] KS: i woould aprookh it ...

[10:52] KS: noot at all aktually bekause peoople skare the shit ooutta me

[10:52] KS: remember when we first me?

[10:53] KS: met*

[10:53] TS: What about it?

[10:53] KS: i loost trakk oof hoow ooften i kinda dik=sapeared oon yoou beakk then

[10:53] KS: we were soo yooung

[10:53] KS: soo full oof life

[10:54] TS: We're not THAT old, dipass

[10:54] KS: and free oof the kurioosity oof wheather oor noot blooood drinking was kinky

[10:54] KS: dipass

[10:54] KS: really

[10:54] KS: when did yoou sleep last?

[10:55] TS: Uhh... Yesterday...? I'm supposed to be getting ready for the move.

[10:55] KS: yeah i guess we shoould depart foor noow

[10:56] TS: Yeah, I guess.

[10:56] TS: You still talking to Krolio?

[10:56] KS: kinda? its awkward

[10:56] TS: What do you mean?

[10:56] KS: loong trails oof skilenke

[10:57] TS: On whose end?

[10:57] KS: yes

[10:58] TS: You could talk about your lusus

[10:59] TS: Or ask about his

[10:59] KS: we did. his steals keys. mine steals my fooood throough big eyes and whineing

[10:59] TS: Everything about your lusus is big

[11:00] TS: Talk abuot where you live. Apparently he lives in a forest too.

[11:00] KS: we aktually said gooood day

[11:01] TS: Oh, you're done talking now?

[11:02] KS: yeah. well with them foor noow... im.... bad at this

[11:02] TS: Don't sweat it!

[11:02] TS: Either way, it's good practice

[11:02] KS: true true

[11:02] TS: Even if things don't work out between you and Krolio, it'll still help you in the long run

[11:03] TS: I almost wonder if you'd be better off talking to Teivel

[11:03] KS: woork oout?

[11:03] KS: shipper

[11:03] TS: No

[11:03] KS: noo

[11:03] KS: ?

[11:03] TS: That's not what I meant!!

[11:03] KS: oohhhhhh

[11:03] TS: You could be FRIENDS you nerd

[11:03] KS: lool

[11:04] KS: yoour sukh a goooof when it koomes too peoople teaing yoou

[11:04] TS: A goof? Am not!

[11:04] KS: awwwwww are too and thats ook

[11:05] KS: are they khewing yoou oout?

[11:06] TS: Who? The Jade bloods?

[11:06] KS: yup

[11:07] TS: Uh, not yet...

[11:07] KS: ookay. gooood doont wanna get yoou skoolded

[11:08] KS: ill have too head in soooon. dawns aprookhing

[11:08] TS: Anyway, Teivel's contact information is gallionicTrickster if you feel like talking to him sometime.

[11:08] TS: I'll go too.

[11:08] TS: He's not usually online, but when he is he's... chatty

[11:08] KS: doont get burned!!!!

[11:08] KS: oohhhh

[11:08] KS: ooh dear

[11:08] KS: pk

[11:08] KS: ook*

[11:08] TS: I won't, you numpty

[11:09] TS: Can I give him your info?

[11:09] KS: ... sure

[11:09] TS: Okay, cool. I'll catch you later then?

[11:10] KS: yup katkh ya later dude

[11:10] KS: btw

[11:10] KS: yoou never denied yoou were my girl ;D

[11:10] TS: Holy shit

[11:11] TS: This? Now?

[11:11] TS: Go to sleep

[11:11] KS: have a gooood day sweet dreams~ byeeee

[11:11] TS: Bye

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] gave up trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 23:11 --

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[chimericarchitect]

aestheticVirtuoso 5

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 20:17 --

[08:17] AV: Hey, g++d news.

[08:18] TS: DId you get the G

[08:18] TS: I know you wanted the G

[08:18] AV: My lusus g4<e b4ck my key 4fter gr++ming.

[08:18] TS: Excellent!

[08:19] AV: Ye4h. It w4s pretty nice +f him. E<en th+ugh he sh+uldn't h4<e ripped it +ff t+ begin with.

[08:19] TS: ^_^

[08:19] TS: I mean, yeah, but...

[08:19] TS: What can you really say?

[08:20] TS: At least he didn't GROUND you for fighting his love

[08:20] AV: H+w w+uld he gr+und me? Pecking my he4d? He 4lre4dy d+es th4t.

[08:20] TS: You've never been grounded?

[08:21] AV: I d+n't kn+w?

[08:21] AV: h+w d+ y+u tell?

[08:21] TS: Um... Well, I imagine he wouldn't let you go outside

[08:21] TS: Or he'd get in the way of your messages

[08:21] TS: Moreso than usual\

[08:22] AV: Huh. well, I d+n't think he h4s then.

[08:22] AV: It's h4rd t+ tell bec4use he 4lm+st 4lw4ys w4nts 4ttenti+n.

[08:23] TS: Wow. Nice guy. Or maybe you're just a goody two-shoes and he's never HAD to ground you? I don't think wanting attention counts as a punishment, technically, even if it's annoying.

[08:24] AV: Wh4t defines 4 "g++dy tw+-sh+es"?

[08:24] TS: I dunno. Following the rules all the time. Being nice and obedient. Having good manners.

[08:24] AV: +h.

[08:24] TS: Are you?

[08:25] AV: M4ybe?

[08:25] AV: I try n+t t+ get +n his b4d side.

[08:25] TS: Does he have a "bad side"?

[08:26] AV: There w4s this +ne time th4t he left f+r 4 few d4ys. I g+t re4lly w+rried th4t he w+uldn't c+me b4ck.

[08:27] TS: Has that happened more than once?

[08:27] TS: :/

[08:27] AV: N+. +nly the +ne time.

[08:28] TS: Was it recent?

[08:29] AV: It w4s 4 few sweeps 4g+. When I w4s 6 sweeps, I think.

[08:30] TS: That's odd. DId you look it up to see if it was related to your lusus directly? Maybe it's a peacock ting

[08:30] AV: I d+n't think s+. He w4s pretty m4d. Guess I ign+red him t++ much.

[08:32] TS: He left for a few days because you ignored him? That seems excessive

[08:32] AV: I think i m4de him feel unw4nted. I g+t re4lly m4d 4t him 4nd t+ld him t+ le4<e me 4l+ne.

[08:33] TS: Oh yikes

[08:33] AV: Ye4h. I d+n't w4nt th4t t+ h4ppen 4g4in.

[08:34] TS: What happened, exactly?

[08:34] AV: N+t much t+ s4y 4side f+rm wh4t I h4<e.

[08:35] TS: Yeah, okay. Sorry.

[08:35] TS: Let's see...

[08:35] TS: Well, it SOUNDS like things are good between you now

[08:35] TS: brb

[08:35] AV: Ye4h, it's been 4lright.

[08:39] TS: I'm back.

[08:39] TS: This is for you.

[08:39] TS: https://sanesspsuede.tumblr.com/image/165748299590

[08:41] AV: Why 4re the sh+es c+ming +ut +f my t+rs+?

[08:41] AV: Where 4re my legs?

[08:41] TS: I don't have a photo of you, so I've been using your icon.

[08:41] TS: I can fix it

[08:42] AV: Re4lly?

[08:42] AV: I ne<er sent y+u +ne?

[08:42] TS: nope

[08:43] AV: +h. Well, h+w 4b+ut we tr4de ph+t+s s+me time?

[08:45] TS: Sure

[08:46] TS: https://sanesspsuede.tumblr.com/image/165748497235

[08:46] TS: Better?

[08:47] AV: Y+u're 4wful.

[08:47] TS: You're welcome. ;)

[08:48] AV: S+, h+w h4<e y+u been?

[08:49] TS: Eh. I'm probably gonna have to relocate soon.

[08:49] AV: H+w c+me?

[08:56] TS: Eh, the usual. "It's not SAFE"

[08:58] AV: +h. I'm s+rry, my dude.

[08:59] AV: I h+pe e<erything g+es well f+r y+u.

[09:00] TS: I'm sure it will. It's never gone poorly before.

[09:00] AV: Well, I h+pe y+u find s+mewhere th4t y+ur restless s+ul enj+ys.

[09:02] TS: Maybe close to the water. THAT would annoy Teivel.

[09:03] AV: Ye4h. But isn't it d4nger+us? Like, +nly se4dwellers re4lly li<e 4r+und/in w4ter.

[09:03] AV: There might be s+me l4nddwellers 4r+und it, but I d+n't kn+w.

[09:04] TS: Mm, yeah, but... :/ It'd be kinda cool, right?

[09:04] TS: What's it like where you live?

[09:06] AV: I guess. 4nd it's re4lly gr4ssy here. S+rt +f f+rresty.

[09:07] TS: Are YOU near any water?

[09:08] AV: N+t re4lly. There might be 4 ri<er +r l4ke ne4rby, but n+t 4nything big.

[09:09] TS: Okay, thanks

[09:10] AV: 4re y+u thinking +f <isiting +r s+mething?

[09:10] TS: So you are NOWHERE near the sea?

[09:10] TS: That might be cool, but maybe not

[09:11] AV: The se4? N+, I'm pretty sure I'm n+t.

[09:12] TS: Okay. :/ How far away from the sea are you?

[09:15] AV: I'm pretty sure there's 4 l+t +f s+lid gr+und 4r+und me? H+w c+me y+u're s+ curi+us 4ll +f 4 sudden?

[09:16] TS: Oh, uh, no real reason.

[09:16] TS: I'm just moving, y'know?

[09:16] TS: Kinda curious if I'd be anywhere near you.

[09:16] TS: It've been cool

[09:17] AV: Ye4h. Well, if y+u e<er w4nn4 <isit, I'm sure my lusus w+uldn't mind.

[09:17] TS: I like having hair :P

[09:18] TS: But...

[09:18] TS: Thanks

[09:18] TS: Maybe we'll see each other someday

[09:19] AV: He w+uldn't e4t y+ur h4ir. he just might gi<e y+u 4 sm4ll peck.

[09:20] TS: That sounds kinda nice. Do you think he'd let me brush him?

[09:22] AV: Ye4h, pr+b4bly. He re4lly likes t+ be gr++med.

[09:22] TS: !!

[09:22] TS: ^_^

[09:23] TS: Hey, so do you get out very often?

[09:26] AV: D+es y+ur lusus n+t like 4ttenti+n? 4nd ye4h, I like y+u h4ng 4r+und this be4utiful p4rk ne4r my h+use. I think it's 4b4nd+ned bec4use it's just +ut here in the f+rrest. It's re4lly pretty th+ugh. H4s 4 f+unt4in 4nd i<y gr+wing +n s+me stuff.

[09:27] TS: That sounds pretty! I'd love to see a picture sometime

[09:27] TS: Do you have many friends?

-- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[09:31] TS: Catch you later, then

@aesthetic-virtuoso

[chimericarchitect]

gallionicTrickster 3

[09:27] GT: hey fucker

[09:27] GT: i need your bulge

[09:27] GT: in my throat

[09:27] GT: dont question it

[09:28] GT: my morail has very high standards

[09:28] TS: Oh shit. Straight to the point.

[09:28] TS: who's your Moirail?

[09:28] GT: a gentletroll doesnt brag

[09:29] GT: but you might find them at the olive garden

[09:29] TS: PFF

[09:29] TS: No way

[09:29] TS: He is NOT your Moirail

[09:31] GT: pffft

[09:31] GT: you dont know shit assbag

[09:31] TS: I'll just go ask him, chunkflap

[09:32] TS: brb

[09:34] GT: i will give you the sopor slime pie

[09:34] GT: as offering

[09:35] GT: 'in exchange for dank bulge

[09:35] TS: Sopor Slime, huh

[09:35] TS: That's low

[09:35] TS: -- talentedSalad [TS] began trolling aestheticVirtuoso [AV] at 21:32 -- [09:32] AV: Y+u d4re c+me b4ck? [09:32] TS: Hey. Is Teivel your Moirail? [09:32] TS: He said he is. [09:33] TS: I told him he's a liar. [09:33] AV: I d+n't kn+w. If he is, he's shit 4t it. [09:33] TS: OHHHH SNAP [09:33] TS: Droppin' the HEAT

[09:35] GT: my anus is wrecked

[09:35] TS: Krolio ain't SHIT bitch

[09:38] TS: Dude

[09:38] GT: fair enough

[09:38] TS: Just how lonely ARE you?

[09:38] GT: very

[09:39] TS: Maybe if you stopped culling everyone who gos to your sharp shack

[09:39] TS: you'd have some IRL friends to bother

[09:39] TS: :P

[09:39] GT: thats retarded

[09:39] GT: your retarded

[09:39] TS: Fact

[09:40] TS: For more facts, sign up at GayFacts.Gov

[09:40] GT: fuck

[09:41] GT: im a massive faggot with a massive boner or some shit

[09:41] TS: You're being very honest

[09:41] TS: That's hilarious

[09:41] GT: fuck

[09:41] GT: ive been rekt

[09:42] TS: R E K T

[09:42] TS: Anyway

[09:42] TS: Have you met anyone new?

[09:42] TS: It's really quiet

[09:42] GT: some yellowblood crybaby

[09:42] GT: not worth noting in anyway shape or form

[09:44] TS: Bluh

[09:44] TS: I only have you two asshats to talk to

[09:47] TS: tell me about the not-worth-noting yellowblood!

[09:47] GT: they were very boring

[09:48] GT: they had a sore throast from being such a massive whiner about some dance

[09:48] GT: and they not a highblood

[09:48] GT: so i sent them on their way

[09:48] GT: safe little lowblood

[09:48] TS: wtf

[09:48] TS: You "sent them on their way" huh

[09:48] TS: they probably just got sick of your shit and left

[09:49] GT: hell no

[09:49] GT: im a heartbreaker

[09:49] GT: u dont even know

[09:49] TS: I do not

[09:49] TS: QUICK

[09:49] TS: Break my heart

[09:50] GT: <3

[09:50] GT: </3

[09:50] GT: heart broken

[09:52] TS: OwchMyDelicateFeelings.ghey

[09:52] TS: Thanks

[09:52] GT: your welcome

[09:53] TS: My first heartbreak

[09:54] TS: What a gentletroll

[09:56] GT: will you bulge my throat now

[09:56] GT: i need to do as aV commands

[09:56] TS: aV told you to suck my bulge

[09:56] TS: yeah right assfag

[09:56] GT: i was told to suck bulge and that is what i will do

[09:57] TS: don't you have like.... 37 dead bodies on your prch or something? I'm sure they have some free time to spare for your bulge sucking needs

[09:57] GT: although looking back they might have simply been telling me off for bringing up olive garden

[09:57] GT: i suddenly feel enlightened

[09:58] TS: Okay, that was actually funny

[09:58] TS: You win a sticker

[09:58] GT: i'll wear it on my horns

[09:58] TS: here. for you

[09:59] TS: https://d21ii91i3y6o6h.cloudfront.net/gallery_images/from_proof/5278/large/1429993470/threatbutt-enterprise-license-sticker-of-authenticity.png

[09:59] GT: legitimate attraction occurs

[09:59] GT: ew

[09:59] GT: get away from me

[10:00] TS: u wot m8

[10:00] -- talentedSalad [TS] gave up trolling gallionicTrickster [GT] at 22:00 --

@gallionictrickster