#and I just went

[robotslenderman]

Made a mistake at work that my coworkers are paying for today, on my day off, and want to crawl under a rock ☠️

[fresh-shoes]

Anyone have any ATLA fic recs where Zuko can bend two elements? Or a place where I can find those fic recs?

[productofaritual]

Day 19 of trying to get you invested in my original book "Bound By Name" by posting random fun facts!

There are no pov switches! You see everything and everyone through William's eyes

[razorsadness]

Sonnet to the Country Club Ladies at Madison Park Cafe

"Every job is dignified" is easy to say to someone sweeping up your breadcrumbs. Mere tolerance scrubs from sight the labor that complicates your latte. The night-shift's

stars burnish skies for no one, such as me. I know how wiping a stained sink basin and scouring a public toilet's wide mouth will draw a person's eyes down like a monk

who smolders over a lit match. I once heard a sage from China folded maxims into cranes to float them down the river. He knew the porous paper made them sink.

Tonight, I'll sign my name with a wet mop until I make the floor below us shine.

—Paul Hlava Ceballos (x)

[theschalowest]

I think back to about this time 6 years ago

Back when I found a headless Girls Bravo figurine in the basement ceiling back at home

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

Was told by my friend I give them mushroom attention and it made my heart so happy

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn���t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[eydilily]

🐌🐌🐌 BAM!

close up shot :3c

and a lil progression comparison

[hansoeii]

It was affection.

[dishwasherfish]

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

[vampyr3wife]

do not give me the aux . I will make the vibe confusing at best

[marrmora]

Dude explaining my headmates canon source is fucking funny to me

Like yeah, this is Sollux, he comes from this random ass world that’s sort of like his own but his friends are mixed with more animalistic traits, like karkat had more eagle identifications on him

and then over there is Darkleer, he ate his own friends and the other ancestors and caused mass destruc-