#and I hate nothing more than the people who say it sucks cuz it doesn't have that adult humour twenty million other adult cartoon shows have

[karlachismylife]

My linear algebra class got moved to tomorrow and I have the terrible urge to post, so here are some speedrun headcanons (yes I'm aware that it's been done a few times, and I agree with the takes I've seen, but lemme just have my fun). It's something along the lines of favourite body part, I guess? But not quite.

I wouldn't say they're explicit, but there are suggestive parts.

Also these aren't strictly x reader, cuz I feel these can be applied to character x character relationships too, but I won't tag them cuz there's a lot of them and I don't wanna get yelled at by people who hate seeing even hints of x reader content. But I have very much been thinking GhostPrice, NikPrice, Ghoap, SoapGaz and a fuckton of others in the process. Just something cozy and loving to start the week since it's snowing (no they are not snow-related).

Price is a tits man. First of all, research shows that older men prefer boobs over ass (I KNOW that he's not actually an old man, it's a joke), but second - he just gives off vibes of someone who can spend hours holding his partner in his lap and just groping and kneading them breasts - doesn't matter the size, doesn't matter whether those are real breasts, implanted, just pecs; whether you have big areolas. mastectomy scars, absolute flatness, doesn't matter in the slightest: John will latch onto them, mouthing all over the skin, sucking hickeys and lovebites dangerously close to the area usually visible under their clothes. If there's not enough flesh to fill out his palms, he'll just hold what he gets while he sucks on those nipples eagerly, beard prickling sensitive, wet skin. John is also a tits man outside sex: his partner's chest is his favourite pillow, so he rests his head there or nuzzles between for a nap regularly. It's about the intimacy, the heartbeat and the sensual symbolism, not tits in particular.

Ghost is a lap/belly nuzzler. Nothing feels safer than being able to rest his troubled head on them soft thighs and hide in the softness of one's stomach from the world. He might be so much bigger than his partner's lap, or they might not have that much meat on their bones, but Simon still feels the safest when he's cradled like a baby and surrounded by the warmth of one of the most vulnerable parts of a human body. Hug his shoulders, shield him, push him into the folding between your belly and thighs - that keeps his demons away. And gives him a nice opportunity to tickle/blow raspberries when you least expect it. Probably finds delight in those occasions when yout stomach grumbles right above his chipped ear - you can feel his scarred lips stretch into a wide smile against your skin and you can rest assured he will let some little joke slip. But even more probably he will ask to stay for five more minutes before you can grab a bite to eat.

Soap is an ass man and he also has been ashamed 1,5 times in his life, so he will put his grabby paws on his partner's butt in all circumstances, beware. Sneaks a squeeze every time he passes by, slides his hands down during kisses, holds a posessive handful when he has his partner in his lap. It's just nice to look at and also very fidgety for his restless hands - so good for squeezing, kneading and pinching! Is a menace and will slap that arse - with a palm or, after he almost injured himself with the change/keys stuffed in your back pocket, a towel. Will be a coward and run away from revenge, but actually can take a rough spanking and give one too if you're into that. Absolutely uses your ass as a pillow, good luck shaking him off if you need to move - he somehow gets heavier when he's relaxed, but keeps a steel grip on your hips. If you wake him up by trying to escape, he'll just drag you back and bite. Oh yeah, he bites. He'll do anything with your ass, really, make out with it, take it out to candlelit dinner, tie a knot... are those sex metaphors? Yes. But also if he could marry someone's butt, he probably would.

Gaz feels like he would be into thighs, but also into hands. Like, every one of them isn't a straightforward character, but Kyle's duality strikes me the most for some reason. Probably because it's so trixter-y in its nature, he's such a romantic, moral man, very much focused on doing the right thing and serving as a compass for everyone around him, even if his views and principles evolve with time, but he's also such a little shit at heart - a real prankster and chaos agent. Incredibly clever and sly. So it feels right that while he loves just holding hands, be it out on the street or while lounging at home in a cuddle heap, tracing patterns on the back of his partner's palm and brushing his thumb over your knuckles, he is also a feral fox, gripping, biting and kissing those thighs, ogling the way they move when you walk, leaving marks and tracing those with his tongue... he's also a big lap napper, but he prefers his face stuck in the lap itself, arms wrapped around your thighs tightly. Or even better - one arm hugging your thighs like a comfy pillow, and the other resting peacefully with your hand clutched in his, fingers intertwined tenderly.

Nikolai is a waist grabber. He probably prefers tits over ass, yeah, but he's more focused on keeping his arm wrapped around his partner's waist - or at least pressing his big palm on the small of their back. Is a big tease and likes to keep everyone around him on their toes, so expect sudden pinches of tickle attacks on your sides. Comes up from behind to hug you and lock his huge paws on your stomach, probably interrupting whatever you were doing, but he just wants to hold what's his properly, arms full and securely tightened. Also he likes to kiss those spots behind his partner's ears (and tickle those too). He's not overly possessive since he very well knows only the dumbest of the dumb will try to steal from him (and also he's pretty sure he's doing enough to keep his partner with him willingly), but he just likes the feeling of having something he likes so much. Might stem from his strict upbringing, soviet scarcity of everything or maybe he's just a lil' bit greedy by nature. Either way, his preferred sex poses usually include him holding you by the waist a lot.

König is there to be the little spoon. Not only is it safe since he trusts his partner more than anyone, it also frees him from the necessity to hold eye contact - it's just tiring and a little anxiety-inducing for him, even if you say you're okay with him avoiding it. He feels like he's just expected to do it, but when his back is turned to you, he kinda isn't. And finally, it's just fun: he has quite a sense of humor, actually, and he won't deny that him being the "little" spoon with a partner who's smaller (doesn't matter if your size difference is comicly huge or you're actually not that far, you're definitely smaller than him). He also very much enjoys taking his partner's palm and placing it over his heartbeat - it's soothing and romantic, and also will help you notice if his anxiety spikes before he has some upsetting reaction. Never happened while you two cuddle, actually, but knowing you're there to just be with him and keep him safe is enough for this big boy. Will repay the favour by seating you between his legs, chest pressed to your back, and cuddling you like that - but only when seated for some reason. Might be spine problems, I dunno.

Valeria is a throat grabber, squeezer, biter, kisser and everything else you can imagine. She likes power, she's not ashamed of that, and she can handle having it. Marks her partner up with bitemarks and hickeys, and maybe even knife scratches and her name carved into the soft, vulnerable place between their collarbones. Likes to just run her fingers over your throat, feeling the pulse, stretching her grip to accomodate as much of your lifeline as she can into her threatening palm. But it's not always such obvious powerplay, she also enjoys kissing the soft skin gently and innocently, simply because it's sensitive and intimate. Her fingertips dance around your nape and throat while you're cuddling, sometimes they stop to feel your voice vibrating as you're telling her something, sometimes she flicks your earlobe plafully or scratches that nice place at the base of your skull. It's possessive and warm, and she would never actually threaten your life (probably), but the thrill gets both of you.

That's my random character speedrun for now, might add someone with a part two (feel free to request), and now back to my other things to do.

[frostedpuffs]

just saw a post acting like marinette is adrien's "warden" and forcing him to be dependent on her and rolled my eyes so hard. insane we can get the most adrien centric episode that focuses on his feelings, has cool chat noir moments, is directly relevant to the plot, and essentially has nothing to do with marinette except for the fact that she's dating him, and people still find a way to be gross and negative. i have to see it as misogyny atp, and honestly, if you hate the main character so much why are you still here?

(then again, this is the same person arguing the show treats ladybug and chat noir as "adults" just because the magic doesn't force them to detransform anymore. i'm sorry but you have never seen adult characters or other shows with teenage protagonist superheroes if you're holding them to an actual adult standard. miraculous is based off sailor moon, where the main characters were also 14, and despite having the weight of the world on their shoulders, their approach to problem solving was very much 14-year-olds trying their best. the powers evolving isn't going to give these characters wisdom or maturity or life experience, and nothing is going to convince me marinette needs to be held to a harsher standard than nathalie, or that it's fair to blame ladybug if you aren't also considering everyone else who knows about adrien's rings or his father like kagami or felix.)

anyway i've been trying to block more people on here but damn does it suck you can be enjoying an episode and interacting with all the content from it only to be hit by this insufferable opinion even if the episode does exactly what they wanted.

honestly, i dont really know what to say to this other than just block the people you find annoying. this fandom has a very negative side to it and it will be a bad experience if you don't just block these ppl and ensure you're only following people who post things you enjoy seeing/hearing about. and im going to be honest, i don't have the energy to respond to fandom drama in a well-thought out and mature way other than "just block them dude." i am sorry you are having a difficult experience with these ppl and can definitely sympathize but just try to stay away from the salty side of the fandom, cuz those ppl have fun in salting and wont ever stop. that's their poison. not saying it's a good poison but it's the hill they're determined to die on so just let them die yknow

it does suck that there are so many people on this app that are determined to salt but im going to be honest i don't really see them unless i take a peek into the "for you" page which i only do when desperate lol. and even then i just block the people i find annoying. it's the only way to exist on this app

thankfully i dont see salters too often now because i've curated that salt-free space for myself. that would be my advice to you as well. i know it's frustrating, but just keep blocking, and "don't feed the trolls," you know? responding to them, even with clapbacks, will only encourage them more

ignore, block, & move on my friend. your fandom experience will be so much more enjoyable

[chaifootsteps]

I used to dislike blitzo back in season 1-early 2 cuz he was a jerk and abusive and the story tried to justify it with "womp womp he has trauma and he only wants to tough moxxie up so it's okay". And i was supposed to feel bad about his ass? After he verbally abused moxxie throughout all his work life and threteaned to rape him and his wife? Used verosika and stole from her when they where together? Disrespected barbie's boundaries and feelings? Dissmissed fizz's feelings and unintentionally said "hey i lost my mom bitch, you aren't the only one who has problems" WHEN FIZZ WAS FUCKING BURNED ALIVE, LOST HIS LIMBS AND HORNS AND WAS TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE. ALL BECAUSE OF YOU I MIND YOU.

To be clear, i don't hate asshole characters. I hate when asshole characters are being coddled and excused by the narrative, it's insufferable to watch. Blitz was this. An asshole character who was excused by the writers and you are expected to feel bad about his ass when he got humilated in the club. Thanks i hate it. And it sucks because i love the concept of an abusive asshole realizing he is an abuser and trying to do better to people who he wronged. But i couldn't handle the awful execution.

And guess what?

FUCK MY ASS I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. I feel so bad for blitzo now lmao. The 2 times when blitzo isn't at fault THE WRITERS TRY TO PUT ALL THE BLAME ON BLITZO AND EXCUSE PEOPLE WHO ABUSE HIM JUST WHY. Loona physically assaults him when he respecfully asks her to be nicer to their clients because IT'S HER FUCKING JOB BITCH THEY WILL LOSE MONEY IF YOU DON'T AND IT AFFECTS YOU AS WELL YOU LITERALLY LIVE WITH HIM. And then she kicks him in nuts when all he did was apologising and attempting to hug her? What's funny? What's funny about this 22-years-old grown ass woman physically harming her adoptive dad who provides her a linvinghood, job and unconditional love when she is an adult? And saved her from a toxic and dangerous enviorment? Are you trying to say *he* is in the wrong in this situation and *deserves* to be beaten up by a person he has never wronged in his life? Are you kidding me? Why am i supposed to hate stella, who is abusing stolas, but expected to like loona, who is abusing blitz and moxxie, and to find her abuse "funny" and slapstick? You can't have both, pick one vivzie!

And speaking of stolas...i don't even want to talk about it. I feel horrible for blitzo. Yes, he was an asshole and was only using stolas to get the book, but it was stolas who made their relationship transactional. It was stolas who reffered to blitzo as "his impish plaything". It was stolas who only ever asked from blitzo sex and sexually harassed him on daily basis. He even put a cigrette on his horn likw wtf? It was stolas who made the deal when blitzo couldn't even consent because he, you know, WAS ABOUT TO GET MURDERED BY THE CANNIBALS? AND STOLAS WAS FULLY AWARE OF IT? And the list goes on and on...

"You think so low of me?" GO FUCK YOURSELF LMAO THIS IS SO BAD I CAN'T. ARE YOU REALLY THIS DELUSIONAL?

Okay, even we pretend none of the above happened and was retconned, blitzo *owns you nothing* stolas. If he doesn't have feelings for you it's not *his* fault. He shouldn't have his buisness tied to your bird ass to spend time with you (and in case if he doesn't, he will lose his job, how fair) if he doesn't love you. Get a life please, you only known this guy for *less than a day* and it was *25 years ago*. And he was completely disinterested in your hobbies and was literally only there because he was manipulated by his father and *sold to you like an object or a toy*. And you still obsessed over this random dude who doesn't even like you and love him more than your own daugther whom you known for 17 years??? Wow, such victim fel bed for him he so pooor :((((

And it doesn't help how not only the writers, almost an entire fandom thinks blitzo is abusive towards stolas or deserves to be kicked out by stolas or be beaten up by loona ("for comedy*) it's not funny. It makes me sick. It's the same as blitzo beating the shit out of moxxie and people praising *blitzo*. But not it's stolas abusing blitzo and people praising *stolas*

Fuck it.

I used to hate this guy, but now i can't feel anything but pity him. It's tragic how everyone blames him for things HE ISN'T EVEN AT FAULT HE DESERVES BETTER.

You're preaching to the choir, Anon! Blitzo is a tremendous asshole, multiple characters' lives are worse for knowing him, but he's a victim here -- and a chilling reminder of just how far people will go to defend a charming, attractive abuser that knows how to play the sympathy card.

[talbot-larry]

Rant about Wolfman 2025 and the Whannellification of monsters

Ok so I've been doing some critical thinking about Wolfman 2025, and comparing it to Invisible Man 2020, if that can help predict what's in store for Wolfman fans. Honestly I can't remember which I saw first, 1931 or 2020 Invisible Man, while I haven't delved into reviews of 2020 by universal monster fans (scared it would be a wank about feminism in movies) I'm seeing how it was hardly an adaption of the original movie, they kept the name Griffin but that was it? So, I wasn't the devoted universal monster fan I was then as I am now, and thought the 2020 movie was brilliant. I'm sure there will be plenty of people who will view Wolfman 2025 the way I did Invisible Man 2020, because hey, Invisible Man had its moments and maybe Wolfman will too? It's ok to be inspired by the monster movies, but taking what makes them great (monsters) out of them and replacing them with more vaguely reality grounded/sci fi/frankly boring alternatives is well, boring. It may be a 'fresh new take' but is it enjoyable?

That's not to say the originals are perfect, inspiring, compelling master pieces, but I've watched the 2 og films mentioned a lot more than Invisible Man 2020 (might be because I lost the dvd tho) It's not as though the originals weren't trying to 'say something' about society, they just weren't so ham-fisted about it. Wolfman 2025 was written during quarantine, which influenced it to be a covid-esque film (trapped in a house, degenerative disease, losing loved one to said disease) which sure. Fine. As implied by Whannell, with how its influenced by 80s horror, particularly body horror there's probably a healthy dose of Cronenburg's The Fly and Carpenters The Thing in there. All of which there's nothing wrong with, I LOVE body horror and I love those 2 movies. But why make this mishmash combination a Wolfman movie? Why not a separate werewolf movie? 2010's Wolfman adaption, while flawed, was still a wolfman movie. I will say lycanthropy as a degenerative disease is a dope idea! I've been working on a story that follows a similar theme for a couple years now.

As for what I think we can expect, or rather not expect, I've been telling myself the following since the featurette. I am not going to expect a Wolfman remake. I am not going to expect even a good werewolf movie. What am I going to expect? From what Mr Whannell is promising, another 80s horror homage. A virus film. A film trying to 'say something'. I was watching a youtuber (nerdsquish) talk about the film and she said after the trailer and creature design reveal she's considering passing and waiting until streaming, unless there are rave reviews for it (tho I expect there will be from normies non-monster fans) and tbh I'm feeling the same way. I'll probably grab the first boot I find. I'll probably keep up with trailers and clips, hoping it will redeem itself and bitch about discuss it here. Which sucks cuz yall know I was looking forward to wearing that Wolfman shirt to opening night, but why give this movie money if its so...blah?

Closing remark, kinda last word here, Whannell's monster movies kind of bring that 'elevated horror' quote to mind, it goes something like 'Elevated Horror movies are for people who hate horror movies' (? I think?). Whannell's movie are for people who wouldn't be caught dead watching a movie with a rubber bat, a man covered in yak hair, Claude Rains in bandages. they're idea refitted into 'watchable' media, not 'remakes' but soulless 'fresh takes'. I'm PRAYING this doesn't become a trend.

As for my doubts, I hope Whannell can prove me wrong.

Rant over

[thetepes]

I'm gonna yap in here for a sec, cuz honest to god I feel you're one of the few people whom I can have a nuanced convo about this in this damned website

I REALLY havent been vibing with the glorification of people like stalin and mao here. Like, I too hate the current wild and unregulated capitalistic system we have in place, but to go and defend men who killed so fucking many is wrong as fuck.

I get wanting to question things reported by the US and th US military, that is a good instinct (as someone whose country has been negatively affected by US intervention, I dont trust the US and the military) and i also think its good to not paint everyone living in china or north korea as mindless, unemotional drones, these people lived there their whole lives and have families and emotions and bla bla. But. To go on and say that both of those govts have done nothing wrong is like ??? (And denying the ongoing uyghur genocide is also scummy as fuck)

I am also very iffed that people say that everyone who left cuba had family members that owned plantations and shit, i think the castros suck but i also think it was shitty that it was a US playground for a long time.

Sorry for the extended yapping

Yapping is always welcome.

I feel the reaction is similar to... well, any standard in the west? Christianity is king so we have to swing the total opposite and be anti-theist, ignoring how that can be deeply antisemitic, belittling, and harms minorities more than anyone else. They just see themselves as taking a swing at their oppressors, but like a kid at a party having a go at a piñata, there's other kids standing behind them that just got cracked over the dome they have no idea about.

They've been hurt by republican politics so they defensively swing so far left they to say they're democrats is an insult. Now all republicans are evil, they support Trump, don't they? They support all this evil so they're evil. These people have completely lost sight of the human condition. We aren't all knowing. We aren't all understanding. We aren't a hive mind, perception rules us and there will simply be people who see things as better another way.

Nevermind that, let's face it, people in America voted red this time because a gallon of milk costs 5$ now in a lot of places. Inflation is killing people as fast as the complete lack of healthcare and on top of it, no one is hiring. Insurance rates are insane. Housing, car, and health. Unaffordable. The wages haven't gone up since the 70s and they aren't hiring anyone. Everyone 20 to 40 is just getting fucked around. Biden did nothing to help, he got lost walking to the podium multiple times.

That's why they voted red.

These people are not online. They don't know about the insane racist bullshit. I don't know how to delicately explain that everyone I know in real life doesn't have time for the internet and has no idea what a proud boy is or what white privilege is or what's going on in California, Boston, or New York. I barely do. I worked three jobs last year and did under the table work for a few places. I have bills to pay. I have to make money to send home. My family lives in a country that couldn't even afford to be in Eurovision last year, I have 14 siblings - some of which are minors - and we are hosting people fleeing the war with Russia.

We live in one of the richest most advanced countries in the world and we can't afford to enjoy it. People see two options. Red and blue. Your third party candidate doesn't mean shit. It's red or blue. That's how America works and if you don't vote because you see yourself as above the system, oh enlightened soul, you're just giving your vote to whatever evil you see as worse.

Red promised to lower the cost of living. Blue banked on women's rights. They lost. Women voted red. They voted red the same reason countries like mine accepted communism at one point. Freedom for security.

That's the cost of communism.

Hell, that's the cost of socialism in a lot of ways. Socialized medicine sounds so good until you look at your taxes. Where do you think that free education and healthcare comes from? It all sounds like a fairytale until you've sat waiting months to see a general practitioner. Want to see a specialist? Good luck. You need a referral then you're put on a list. How long's the wait? Well, it depends. On what? If someone else gets tired of waiting. It could be months. It could be longer. Suddenly just being able to go get same day xrays starts looking good.

You couldn't pay me to go back to Europe just based on healthcare alone. I'd die. I have chronic issues, are you kidding me? You need referrals in America for some doctors, but the longest I've waited is about two weeks. You can just pay to go see a guy. You can just walk in any ol' place. I've gone in and been asked if I have a referral, said no, and seen the doctor anyway because at the time I could afford it because I was married.

I'm sorry, but Americans are so privileged. I'm staggered every day I'm here by just how oblivious you all are about being so comfortable with how terrible you all treat one another. Not saying there aren't good people, but you all get away with dog shit that would get you completely iced out of any other community in any other country and you think you can handle communism? HAH!

You can't even effectively communicate with people in your own discord servers.

Free living sounds so damn good until you get in that block, your room is the size of a prison cell, there's over 50 of you in one building and your whole floor is sharing one bathroom. You do not get to choose who you live with. If you get lucky, you might get one with multiple stalls. You have to clean it. There's no janitor that comes in and cleans the building. That's you. You and your neighbors have to clean and keep your building . The government isn't going to come cut the grass for you. They aren't going to fix your sink. You'll be put on a list for repairs. It will not be a short list.

Block living is shit I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy and these people have no concept of it.

The food is rationed. Comparable to food stamps. You only get as much as the government allows. You pay for that, it comes out of your taxes. Want to grow your own? You can't. There's no community garden in a block and you can't own land for you and your friends to start one. You can ask. You'll be put on a list. They'll get back to you. If you do manage to get that garden, you have to clean and keep it. If it gets trashy they'll take it from you. There's no "Well my chronic issues" The government does not care.

This isn't even getting into the construction of the place. That there would be multiple blocks in one place and the actual reality of overcrowding or having a job the government picks for you that you get no say in. This isn't getting into being completely out of control when it comes to your own country. Not knowing what evil is happening because they control television, radio, newspaper, books, everything. It just keeps going and going and they put up Eastern Europeans DNI because when we try to tell them they can't listen because the opposite of capitalism can't be bad.

Communism isn't the opposite of capitalism. It is it's equally fascist cousin and it has a body count just as high as any capitalist nation.

Those mass graves are deep and some people just disappeared. Work camps aren't summer camps where you ride horses and play in the streams. The Nazis and Ceaușescu are Romania's two greatest evils and the body count is something I can't even truly begin to explain. We, my people, my family, we're just gone and no one talks about it. We never got answers. "Where is our loved one" Just gone. "Where is our home?" Just gone. Our culture has to be kept so fucking secret for our own safety. We can't practice it openly still because it isn't safe and then I come online and see people say tarot is Romani culture and I just want to scream.

The west is so disconnected. Reading it in a book will never do it justice and these tankies prove it. Imagine thinking Stalin is worth following? The man who let Nazis kill his own son in a camp. Mao, with at least 80 million deaths to his name.

You can't trust what America says. You can't trust the American military about ANYTHING. The American military is a horrible dog owned by a cruel master. They abuse and kill and leech then send those people home completely unsupported and loose them on the civilian population to figure out the toll of that evil for themselves. It's inhumane. Do not trust America about these places, but why wouldn't you trust the people who suffered there? The people who survived and told what happened? Sometimes a fact is just a fact, but they don't care about that.

They only care about "the right side of history". They don't know the history. They care about social credit. They care about optics. They can't do an evil because they are so obsessed with black and white that the fact they're actively supporting a machine that's just like the one they hate so much is something they can't stomach. They can't see it because they'd be wrong. And being wrong is bad. Being bad is evil and evil is unforgivable. There is only good and evil to them. And people like you and I who don't fall into that thinking are unforgivable evil people, but they want us to believe their way of thinking is the way things should be.

They don't know what happened to people who communism found evil. The death means nothing to these people because if you disagree with them you deserve it.

They don't care about disabled people. They don't care about minorities. They themselves might be those things and yet somehow it doesn't get through they'd be seen as not worth keeping housed, healthy, and fed and end up in the same place I would. They don't care about anything, but themselves and all they see is free housing, free food, free healthcare. They see security. They don't care about the cost.

[gungoo4lifer]

｡⁠:ﾟGungoo headcanons ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

• gun's hands are always cold while goo's are always warm, so whenever they hold hands while walking etc, goo always grumbles about his cold hands but still keeps on holding anyway

• goo forces gun to switch from cigarettes to vapes because it definitely smells better than cigarettes, yet gun utterly hates vapes and people who use them because he thinks that it's childish and idiotic

• Goo can't talk properly whenever he just wakes up, and gun always somehow manages to understand the bullshit he's mumbling about

• They gossip. A lot. (It's even canon cuz they gossip about the fighters a lot lmfao)

• They share a wardrobe.. or goo steals gun's clothes very often because "it suits him more"

• Despite being rich as fuck, they live together in an old, not very 'fashion looking' house to not catch in people's eye a lot

• Goo asks gun to speak Japanese sometimes since he loves watching animes and most likely is a weeb, he thinks thats so fucking cool but he's too busy and lazy to learn Japanese plus he begged to Gun numerous times for him to teach him japanese but all he got in reply was a punch on his face.

• Speaking of japanese, sometimes he says "talk dirty to me in japanese." As a joke, and Gun goes along with it and says a few curse words at him and Goo giggles while blushing and Gun just rolls his eyes, knowing that he couldn't understand shit.

• Gun loves getting massages from Goo because it reduces the soreness of his body along with his exhaustion

• Whenever they have nothing to do, Gun talks about his Yakuza past to Goo since he asks about it a lot, also Goo really likes listening to Gun's stories about the scars on his body

• Gun adores Goo's soft hair

• The 30 minutes rule.. do I even have to explain this at this point haha

• Whenever they are traveling around the provinces, (goo referred to gun while saying that he traveled around the provinces with the 'white ghost' in chapter 407 where he played golf with unknown someone so it's half canon) goo talks a lot during the plane ride or more like grumbles a lot about how the ride was all boring

• They have lots of board games in their house (again, this is also half canon because they really fucking have LOTS OF board games for just two people, which was shown in chapter 316 while they were playing cards and betting over the four crew members about who would win in a fight) so in their break times etc they spend their time playing board games with each other and goo somehow always loses for an unknown odd reason.

• Gun loves cuddling with Goo to sleep

• Gun thinks that Goo isn't handsome, but more like pretty. Sure he's a good looking guy, he really is so fucking attractive but in a pretty way, not in a handsome way. For some people it doesn't even matter but for Gun, it does.

• Goo has a whole ass skincare along with a haircare routine so he'd look as perfect as usual, gun doesn't really have a proper routine but sometimes he lets goo take care of his skin etc

• Goo never goes to the hairdresser salon to bleach his hair. Why would he bother exhausting himself with going all the way there when he has gun with him?

• It became a habit for Gun to wrap his arms around Goo's waist from the back and drop his head on his shoulder whenever Goo was cooking food for them with his iconic light pink apron as Gun nibbled on his neck

•Gun can't cook. Not in the slightest. He fucking sucks at it.

• They gossip about the chairman and grumble about how fucking annoying he is

• Goo likes tracing his fingers along gun's scars and ask if they hurt and they never did, not in the slightest. And if it did gun couldn't even feel it anyway.

• Goo likes kissing the scar between Gun's eyes, which he created with his own hands 🫶

• Goo mocks him A LOT about his will to find the great successor which always ended up with utter failure.. *whispers* samuel, eli, olly, johan and jake

• Goo thinks that Gun's hairstyle was ugly as fuck (because it is.) And thinks that he looks a lot better with his hair slightly messy or down but gun doesn't really likes his hair like that, or at least in fights cuz he can't see shit properly like that

• Gun's hands are just a little, slightly bigger and a lot veinier than Goo's hand, on the other hand, Goo's hand is more silky and soft (how the fuck aren't their hands bruised or damaged in the slightest after all that fights and punches bro)

• Gun isn't really great with technology and goo always helps him with it

• Goo sometimes mocks Gun about acting way old for his age, especially with kids. He may not be the best with kids for sure but he is obviously ten times better than Gun, he always laughs his ass off whenever gun refers to kids as "little fella, thing" or it.

• Goo always uses lines from movies (again.. a half canon thing, yes goo refers to movies in the webtoon a lot) as a reference and Gun always gets them because goo forces him to watch kdramas with him o7

• Goo uses kaomojis A LOT, even more while texting with gun and at first gun finds it ridiculously cute and then sometimes, just sometimes he caughts himself using them.

• Goo often cosplays anime, manga, manhwa or webtoon characters and one day he decides to cosplay fucking park jonggun and the look of surprise he witnessed on Gun's face was the funniest shit he ever saw in his life

• They go to DG's concerts sometimes (they end up getting bored of the concert and start making out in a random space)

• Goo has lots of anime merchs from his favorite animes like figures, keychains, phone cases, shirts(gun makes fun of those shirts but goo never wears it anyway, just for the sake of his favorite character because he also agreed on how ugly some of them managed to look) plushies, nendoroids etc AND he also has a huge ass body pillow of gun which makes gun mad because why hug a body pillow when HE is there??

• They have a matching pfp on their icons in every single social media platform

• Oh talking about social media, they don't really use them though because of their job, but goo still uses it without his information for anime stuff etc.

• Goo likes hanging out with yenna and yenna likes uncle goo too but not gun, her little brain remembers how he caused his papa to get angry for some reason that she didn't know but it's alright because her papa said that it was no big deal

[battingmyeyelashes]

hii so feel free not to answer but i'm kinda curious about why you don't like rotj? obvs it's your opinion i just love star wars rambles lol

i dont hate it actually bwehehe its just that like, in comparison to the other two movies it is just lacking ? id muchhhhh rather watch ROTJ than any prequels or sequels movie, though.

now im gnna preface this by sayin i inherited a lot of my opinions from the guy im with IRL ‪‪❤︎‬ bc he knows lots about star wars and good media & is uhmm, heavily opinionated abt these things, bwaehehehe. wow sound familiar? he would do a much much better job explaining this than me. but as far as im aware, people mainly take issue with the whole death star plot thing being done again, & all the lucas-ism's that started coming about with rotj. like the ewoks and whatnot. the movie just having a lot of silly things that seemed pointless to appeal to kids & merchandizing or somethin? and generally speaking the whole movie just seems so much less put together and cohesive in comparison to the other two movies.

(this is long so im putting the rest under the cut)

also, the whole luke and leia siblings thing. that irritates me really, really badly. probably because i have a romance fixation with all media so i take it super personally hahaha. u can tell it was very obviously done to just get rid of the "awkward" love triangle, but it only ended up making it -more- awkward because now looking back, luke was sucking face with his sister, which was NOT originally going thru everyone's minds during the making of empire. they didnt write those kiss scenes with the intention of incest :/ but now it just seems that way, which is obviously foul, bc everyone was lazy, uninspired and exhausted and on drugs and i think everyone just wanted to be done with it? bwahaha. carrie fisher and her coke nail. instead of just having leia choose han over luke because she found out that he is related to Vader and that disturbs her since he literally blew up her planet, and she doesn't know how to feel about Luke anymore since thats his father? was that not a good enough reason for her to pick han over luke???? or just have her choose to not be with anyone if han died?? we had to fit incest in there???

it really gets me going cuz people talk about the movies and make the "haha he kissed his sister" joke while watching empire as if they had that whole thing planned from the start, and it just makes me roll my eyes. that happens a LOT with star wars. people retroactively connect OT lore to prequels fanfiction lore and say "whoaaa did u see that? i wonder if c3po was thinking about anakin in this scene." or whatever nonsense they come up with, and they try to rationalize things like its all one big cohesive plot that lucas ALWAYS had planned out when it just...doesnt fit. they never acknowledge that the OT came first and the PREQUELS came AFTER. they act as if the OT was made with the prequels already in mind and they draw connections that dont exist..

no george, it is not poetry, it does not rhyme. c3po should not know who anakin is, by the way. its all so stupid. if u really wanna hear about something i dislike, the prequels are where its at hahaha. go watch mr plinkett talk abt it? its silly. lol. and i think that stuff kinda started with rotj? the cohesiveness issue.

Apparently harrison ford wanted han solo to stay dead. ford said he felt it held more weight for han to just stay dead as like a noble sacrifice and itd obviously be much more memorable, instead of being brought back to just do basically nothing in rotj, because his arc was over already? idk. i think he also was just tired of being involved hahaha. but who can say.

i think irvin kershner was just a really hard act to follow. the man is a genius *_* and the whole reason the original star wars (not calling it a new hope) even did well and became iconic was bc george's wife Marcia put her two cents in and helped a lot to fix it. she was supposedly a really great editor, better than him. i think shes kinda depressed with the current state of star wars if i remember correctly, idk. i think she has been for a while lol. pretty sure she disliked all the special edition edit stuff.

also, this whole thing with gary kurtz, one of the ppl who worked on the movies.

no one knows the truth, whether kurtz got fired or if he left just bc he had a disagreement and was fed up with the creative differences, but either way i think this is also part of the problem? i dunno, this is just a whole lotta word salad ‪‪❤︎‬

final note : star wars is meant to be space fantasy, not sci-fi. just reminding everyone. yes there is a difference.

long story short, its just not as good in comparison and we just like to pretend it doesnt exist sometimes ? but if u asked cuz of the bellabill picture i drew of them hate watching it or bc of that one post i made abt bill hating the prequels and not even rlly liking rotj, i kinda just like being hyperbolic sometimes and saying "HATE" bc Bill is quite passionate. also i think its funnier when people dont puss out and they really double down on their opinions, hehe. if this answer irritates anyone please dont start arguing with me i really dont wanna get into it bahahah im just answering a question, dont get all in a tizzy. ‪‪❤︎‬ though i doubt anyone will rlly read this *_*

[hotchs-big-hands]

can i rant for bit cuz ugh why do all the men on dating apps suck?? i hate how some men really seem to fetishize plus size women. like when you're trying to talk with them and all they wanna talk about is sexual stuff from the get go 😡😤 like hello?!? im more than just my body?? ive never even met you dude. ive got a personality, interests, etc. like do these men think they're doing plus size women a favor by aggressively sexualizing them?

it honestly sucks so much. so in order to cope I've been fantasing about hotch 😏

like imagine dbf!hotch where he overhears you ranting about dating and the men on the apps and later tries to talk to you about it. he'd tell you that they're all boys and you need a man.after hearing how upset and objectified you feel he'd probably decide to actively pursue you. especially if you've had a will they-wont they thing going on.

i just really want him to seduce me and give me a reason to delete all my dating apps

❤️‍🔥

I'm so sorry this is so late but girlie I feel this so hard. I legit gave up on dating apps cuz it was just "let me see how big your tits are" "😜 wanna meet up and fuck?" Even if your profile says you're not looking for that, youre looking to date! I thought at one point I found someone who was chill and wanted to just go on a date but then 🧍 well, we won't get into that. All in all, ppl need to stop fucking fetishising fat ppl. It's dehumanising. Do we want to be desired sexually? Absolutely. But not just that tho. We want to be loved and accepted for who we are and how we look. I really hope that you do eventually find someone who doesn't just see you as a sex object, ❤️‍🔥 anon because you deserve it 💖💖

Dbf!Aaron Hotchner is sooooooooo🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 OOOOOGH

He is fucking PISSED knowing you're being treated like this on dating apps. He thinks it's fucking disgusting that people see you as nothing but a fetish. He fucking adores you. He thinks you're funny, sweet, beautiful, kind and well, of course he thinks you're fucking sexy too. But knowing you're trying to deal with all this shit makes him angry.

So he does whatever he can to show that he's, first of all, into you very much so. But also that hes not after you just for "having a good fuck with a thicc girl". The thought of people treating you as less than human, just sexual organs because of your curves makes him fucking sickened. Man starts to rly make an effort to show he is interested in you. He tries even harder to make you smile and laugh, treats you to stuff, is extremely attentive if you ever vent to him. And he can see it's working, you've got a pep in your step, and you always have that adorable shy smile on your face whenever he talks to you or looks at you. Big fan of fixing a stand of your hair.

One day something changes, you come to him upset and frustrated and you show him the dating app. You vent about it to him all about the disingenuous guys on there only seeing you as a thicc chick to fuck so they can tick it off their bucket list. And so he hugs you close, kissing the top of your head and says he can't stand to see you so upset anymore. But he has something to say that could help.

You pull away, confused. And he's looking at you with so much tenderness your heart tightens. He smiles, brushing a stray tear from your cheek.

"Sweetheart, those stupid boys don't know what they're doing. They don't know how to treat a woman, how to make her feel loved and cared for and seen as more than just their body type. I... I want to know if you'll have me. Accept me to show you how you deserve to be treated."

You can barely string words together, it's cute. But he sees more tears again and he panics, thinking he's gone too far.

"I'm sorry, this was not appropriate. I-"

"Yes.. I- yes, I want you." You interrupt him. It makes him pause, staring at you for a moment as he studies your expression. You glance away, feeling shy again. "I only started using dating apps because I didn't think I'd ever get to be with you, Aaron..."

Oh, oh sweetheart. His heart is soaring and he pulls you close for a tight hug, swaying you gently.

"Sweetheart, you have me. I'm yours."

Needless to say you freed up a lotttttt of space on your phone getting rid of all the dating apps 🥰 plenty of storage for the incoming pics you and Aaron will take together from this point forward.

[destinygoldenstar]

I AGREE SM. People act like Jake didn't experience remorse for his actions, or karma. Jake quite literally was sorry for his actions and says he doesn't know how he comes across sometimes. Meanwhile Ally? She's doing it for the purpose of being mean, and it sucks cuz honestly I loved her and her character concept is cool but ...

As you said, it doesn't line up with her characterization at all. You could change her name and she'd practically be a completely different person. Jake is hated for being a bitch in the FIRST EPISODES and meanwhile she can be a bitch in every episode beyond 14 and she gets practically no karma. What consequence does HER actions have? She never feels bad, she contradicts herself half the time and it's overwhelming. Hell, she's still supported by everyone in her life besides her parents, who as you've stated have VALID critiques. Everyone watches her hurt people, and they don't call her out. In fact, Jake gets blamed for some of the shit SHE does, he's labelled as more flawed than her! It's insane to me how an insecure, traumatized man who is very obviously fucked up because of trauma yet has NEVER hurt anyone drastically is labelled worse than someone whose experienced hate and tried to kill someone for one word. (I've experienced what she's been through, so I do wanna sympathize but that's NO excuse.)

I think this person just needed to rant XD

The only thing I don’t agree with is that Jake did nothing wrong. He did. He was being pretty nasty towards Aiden for a petty reason. The point isn’t that he did nothing wrong, the point is that he put in the effort to make up for his mistakes.

[ronacot]

January 23rd, 2025

Good afternoon. It has been over a month since I have updated my blog. I have been working and enjoying my winter break - kinda. It was a little tragic and I was mostly really unhappy throughout the whole break and I didn't know why. I think a lot of it stemmed from missing my sister and processing the fact that things are really really changing. I was working a lot so I didn't get to see her and when I did see her my bf was with me and when he wasn't there, it didn't feel the way it used to (for me at least) but not in a bad way. I think she just got lazy and was also on her period and slightly mad at me cuz my bf was there all the time, but I felt really guilty about it the entire time. I cried to my bf every night and he was like "hello are you good??" (obviously not actually like that) but I would be like "idk I just miss Tess" (Tess is my twin) but I would cry like more than I ever have in my life. I think I literally had a streak of 3 weeks. I'm a fairly happy person so it was confusing, I also really couldn't pinpoint exactly what made me so upset. I felt bad for my bf because it was a lot of me whining and not doing anything. And he felt bad for me cuz he felt like he couldn't do anything to help me. I know I should've spent more time with my sister but I didn't and I can't ever get that time back. I'm going to try to do that differently in the summertime. The break was about a month long for my school and I was going back and fourth between CT (where I'm from) and Long Island (where my bf is from) for work and to see my family. I didn't really hang out with my friends until the end so I was drained of social interaction and it killed me. I was dying to talk to people and I like don't really have many college friends either so I didn't have anyone to hang out with like that. I think that was another thing that killed me over break.

I want to talk a little but about making friends in the city. My first semester was hard for me because I tried the going out thing and I couldn't get into it. Everyone was screaming, singing songs I didn't really know, drinking, and smoking cigs every night and I just don't do that. I love weed, but on my own time. I feel like my roommates have abused weed, drinking, and cigarettes. Our dorm stinks, they are all always late for class, and they feel really distant now. Which in the long run doesn't matter for me, but I have to live here so its a lot. They aren't bad people either and I'll never be mad about drinking and smoking, but they are at the point of those things being a necessity and it sucks. They have massive groups of people here at night, they use a lot of my things and break them.... idk. I feel bad saying these things but I feel like my dorm isn't mine. But this is not my point. My point is, every time I feel like I want to be friends with someone, they just want to party. This is what I've realized about college in Manhattan. Where are the people who lowkey hate going out and drinking??? Everyone here vapes too. I thought it was 2025 and we were over that. People always pull out "Geek Bars" and I feel like I'm watching a weird fad happen right in front of me. And I know I sound like "oh I'm better cuz I don't blah blah" and I'm not saying I'm better. These just aren't my people and I wish there were a little more of the people who don't give into that at my school. I respect if you need to smoke, but the fact that a lot of these people that I see in groups are only friends with each other to get nic or weed from each other makes me sad. I feel like I am missing out, but a lot of times when I'm with people, they get into these insane conversations about their favorite geek bar flavor or whatever and I have nothing to say. I literally just get imposter syndrome in a group setting like that. It happens just a little too often at my school. Anyways... that's my rant of the day tysm for reading.

Love, Rona.

[gossipteasworld]

his dad literally kept himself and his kids out of everything unless they asked to join him. What do YOU mean? This man literally never was part of a project marvel sized where he was important. Top Gun was not for him. He was barely in it. He was not important. His litte indie films, got him nowhere, his HBO Salems Lot film was absolutely ass (sucks cuz that's my 3rd fave book). Like he picks terrible projects. So, this is his first time trying to navigate the REAL limelight. Rainey didn't bring it, none of his projects bring it. His band doesn't bring it. And there were a few people being SLIGHTLY positive and you guys shot that down. Just say you're a Lewis Pullman hate blog as well. That's fine. Just own up to it. Kaia hate is easy. But you guys are literally dragging him into things not related to him. You will bring him up when nothing about him is mentioned. As I said, he's not a great person. But you guys are acting like he's the shittiest person out there lmao and claiming you're just a gossip tea blog while making more posts about him than Kaia is really telling.

I never said Bill dragged him, I said he was born in Hollywood, he is a 32 year old man and he knows how it works because he was BORN in Hollywood. He has had his picture photographed and tabloids talking about his relationship, this is not new to him. He is an Emmy nominee where he starred in a series alongside Brie Larson, he has not just left Nickelodeon, he has been present at Oscars, Golden Globes and etc maybe not as a nominee but he was in a 1B movie, he is not new, just because no one knew him and still does not know him does not mean he is new

A hater blog or not who are you to judge what we say here or not, don't like it? Babes, this is not the site for you, so don't keep reading

"Making more posts about him than Kaia is very telling" what is telling? that we hate both? because if you keep sending me this types of messages, yeah, we are going to have more posts about him

[the-firebird69]

So who's controlling it oh see a good guy now no you admit it and you say it on tape and it's verifiable but yeah you're admitting it out of your mouth therefore people know what you're up to and yeah we're going to mirror it. And our stuff is better yes and it's a good idea for us not for you and mac daddy knows it and you don't for some reason is it when bad ideas you use and they're less effective somehow get better from being run by someone stupid.? It's at work but holy s*** are you a freaking dick about it and you know you don't understand it's a parallel and you're a massive massive big mouth you're a huge a****** you got nothing bias you're hitting your own people I don't understand what you're talking about Billy hicks AKA Donald Trump.. there's some news about you bud. You're losing your shirt. Yeah people are sue you all over the world the ones that made it to the news there are 10 lawsuits all of them in the United States that made the news now there are five in the USA and five elsewhere. All of them are suited for several hundred million dollars and it's liable slander and your big mouth. Ruining businesses and they said they should sue for more but that's just the first lawsuit. And judicial branch and Congress and Senate I'm going to bring formal charges against you and you know about it and you say that it's nothing just like January 6th committee did nothing and it adds up to stuff but okay. They plan on filing a suit on Friday and the court is sending you letters you are to cease and desist all executive orders until further notice the Congress and Senate got together and agreed what to do the Senate has sent you notification that you will be impeached if you continue your actions and it is by majority vote me you lost the support of the Republicans and you are now a defacto Liam president that means that's all you are and I didn't want to say figurehead Biden was a figurehead but he had game and represented a smaller but very sharp group and was actually keeping them out and foreigners where is her son pointed out that you are not protecting the South as of yet you probably will and yours will come in and then you will turn around and say sorry but no and start a war on your people just as it was in the war of 1812 and I said referenced it while talking to Stan and Stan says you're going to run out and turn around and try and block them because they're your enemies cuz you have to stay near them and you hate all things near you cuz you're a freak. And our son is enthused by some characters around and they're nearby and you know they're different personalities than this guy but that is going to happen and that war was kind of mild compared to the Spanish-American war which is when they will pour it on and you will be sucked down south and get your ass kicked there's some weird things going on in the movies Obi-Wan Kenobi is fighting bja and it's strange and Trump is still around and he's an understudy of Biden it's on and if I didn't have a character in the Senate and the Congress he is a senator and a famous one and he is also and lieutenant governor in three states and he is president of the foreign country Ireland and our son says boy to think it might ire up and Biden is laughing.

he doesn't care he gets his ass kicked.

But back to today they're rumblings about Friday now their plans they have to start proceedings against him to impeach him and it's in the news every so often people keep joining up when we last talked with around 37 States suing to revoke the board of the USA clause in one of his executive orders and they were actually in the junction against it as well from the supreme Court of the United States now there are 51 states suing that's all we got Puerto Rico probably will join in in part of the Dominican Republic and part of Mexico and so on they are suing as of right now and they have a court injection on them and they're trying to enforce it and feel the injunction via the injection they are being arrested by all law enforcement they're also being ousted from law enforcement as a result cleared out everyday their new recruits who say that this guy are getting fired or removed jailed imprisoned or shot really fast it's not like plaque it's really fast they just come and stick to you so they're clearing them out and it's going on globally as we said the trumpsters are diminishing still more fast there are a large number of them leaving permanently it's getting bigger and bigger faster and faster and the numbers are actually surprising there are about 80 percent of the people left here in Charlotte county that were here yesterday the rest of them have left and kind of the hard way and they are gone not to return and they left because they were sick and he died and that was from yesterday that's a very big number at any given point in time there's about 8 million people here so 20% is around 1.7 million people a little less there's a lot of people gone from one day's activity we have to tell you it is getting bad out there and evil there's a lot of people who are very mean but that's a large percentage to lose that quick that's all of Charlotte county and it's rather quiet here our son says and daughter even then it doesn't sound like there's a lot of activity and frankly it's true when they are it's fairly quiet it doesn't seem to be much activity or deaths or people pulling people out yet when you look at the data it is how it reads so people are upset about it all over the county and the beginning to be upset all over the world and they don't like what these fellows are doing is so there angry with them because of the loss of life and the numbers are getting high granted the ones who passed away or the weaker ones but at times dream the world's existence they were doing a valuable job and toss the side like they're nothing because these people are indeed nothing they're sick and stupid and lost it and they're destroying more leaders every day they die in the rings and the Everglades and soon it will be all over. And the death rate is increasing that 80% remaining is from one day no it's about a week and they're right and it's like 1 to 200,000 a day those numbers are fierce that's a lot of people with a small area and let's face it they're not very bright it could be doing a lot of stuff they're not doing anything and it won't change we don't expect it to and the demons will come in it will drag in the borg. And they will fight the warlock and get it entwined with them and the warlock will get their asses handed to them over and over and it will be public the max will try and take advantage and foreigners and we as well and people who have slated us and maligned us will regret every single word except for Trump who is so deluded that he will think he's in charge and won't have a way of telling okay and he's a little baby that guy you talk to us like our children and his life is completely over.

They are bringing formal criminal charges against him Friday they are going to begin the impeachment process Friday they're going to Levy finds against him from the federal government the doj is going to slap him with multiple injunctions and restrictions he is under investigation by all of the agencies of in the USA for criminal actions and activities within the states and outside the states he is also going to be brought on trial for terrorism and it's echo-terrorism and it's the economy and s*** he put in the rivers and lakes

Thor Freya

Olympus

Hahaha my husband is saying look at the big retarded redhead getting his ass kicked on the ground lol yeah there's an image and it was funny and now it's turning to Billy Hicks I guess that character is going to come out quite a bit and get beat up because you represents he represents the Hicks in the Midwest and it's now him representing his own people then they say it's going to switch to us or something I don't think so Donald Trump perhaps right there around John Riva lines their death is your death and vice versa you smiling saying oh yeah I got that happening now and will increase

Hera

[shippingforpros-homestuckedition]

2, 9 and 10 for the ask game?

This gonna be long 0-0

I mean it, it's long

2. In a new year of highschool, we were all new kids in a new class, and I knew this person that really wanted to befriend me, and I was cool with that :) in the same period, me and my besties were obsessed with sending each other dumb horoscope-shit to laugh at it (those "serious girly posts", like "demon or angel?" and the zodiac signs under that). To laugh, I've make them see one of those posts too, and they said "the only zodiac that matters to me is this one" and pulled off an image of Eridan. And it was the biggest fucking deja vu that I've ever had in my entire life. I was thrown back in my first ages on the web, when I still was fatiguing A LOT with english. I've seen those blob-shits before :0

One night, since I've already finished all the matsucest fics to read on Ao3 and had nothing to do, I've decided to start 'Home suck' (yes, I've spelled it like that). And I've was very confused at first, like "where are the gray thingies? Oh shoot, these kids are funny", so I continued.

9. My heart says that the best characters overall are John, Sollux and Roxy, my heart says Karkat (pre-act6).

I've always been attracted by "normal people"; like, those regular guys/girls that simply are ok and funny and good to be around, so I absolutely love John, who is simple but still has its depth and realism (also everyone says that I look just like him soooooo).

Sollux, on the other hand, is my baby, the thing that I want to protect from everyone and torture as bad as possible at the same time. He's a good person (/troll), genuinely. I see myself a lot in him and his struggles, but mostly I really love how unselfish he is, despite how he can kind of act like an asshole. Characters with strong moral compass always have my heart!

Roxy is funny and unselfish and caring, but more than anything I love her arc. She had problems, many, and she was able to overcome them alone, find her happiness after all the shit life threw at her. She's a good person and a good character. I'd love her IRL too.

Karkat cuz he's a fucking angry freak and it's basically me.

10. I don't have many characters I don't like (if we don't count how act6 ruined pre-established characters). If we count that, I despise Karkat, Dave and Aradia (or mostly how fans still portrait her DESPITE how she changed in act6).

If we don't count that, I hate the Dancestors. Mostly because I was disappointed when I've reached that part.

I remember reading posts about Mituna, and I was so fucking excited to read about his story, see it, see how truly offensive he was. And I was very fucking disappointed. He doesn't count shit in the story (despite everything he did for his session), he's barely a character, he's not even well offensive. It's like how Eminem tried to offend Gen Z, I swear. Blant and shitty.

Don't get me started on Horuss and Latula. I regularly forget their names and I gen have to search "Homestuck Zahhak/Pyrope" on google to read their names. If Equius and Terezi didn't exist I'd forget their last names too.

Also, I was writing an AU, and I had to read on the fucking wiki why Aranea stole the ring of life and did that chaos cuz I gen forgot that too.

Worst characters ever. I love only the versions of them that I have in my brain (and not everyone neither).

[kkpaaw]

Speaking straight facts. Nya is far more developed than Jay and its crazy how little has Jay has in comparison. Ive said it before, but JAY is nothing more than Nya's boyfriend not the other way around. Any and all interesting traits he has were snatched from him and all he is is nyas boyfriend and comedic relief

They made sure that HE revolved around NYA and NOT the other way around. Which massively sucks cuz it hindered his character SO much

So it makes NO sense when folks say that cuz it shows how little they watched the show LOL

Nya is very much so independent while Jay relies heavily on Nya which I hate so much. Jay, outside of Nya doesn't feel compelling anymore, whiel Nya has so much going for her as a character. She can stand on her own, Jay cannot because they revolved his life and development so tightly around his relationship with Nya that outside of that relationship...he's just there. Not very compelling or interesting which his sad to say as he's my fav

I rely HEAVILY on the fandom to give him interesting characteristics or bring back his old ones atp cuz the show did him dirty (at least till more of DR comes out)

Like yea he's cool with Jaya but what is he OUTSIDE of that? Who is he when he's NOT with Jaya? What are his dreams, his aspirations, his hopes for the future that DONT involve Nya?

I hope they do him better in DR and I hope people finally OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that Nya hasn't just been Jay's gf for YEARS and I would say she never really was tbh

She's an amazing character that doesn't deserve to be solely revolved around Jay just like Jay shouldn't be solely revolved around Nya

I'm so tired of people implying Nya's character is dependent on Jay's, when literally every single Jay arc revolves around Nya. Like have we even watched the same show?

Jay's true potential? Being himself around Nya. Jay's fight with Cole? Only because Nya suddenly has a thing for Cole. Skybound? Do I even need to say it? Prime Empire? Losing Nya is what motivates him during the final level because Jay can apparently only shine on his own when all the other ninja are eliminated in some way and he's the last one standing. His whole personality in the movie is shy and awkward with a crush on Nya.

Meanwhile Nya built a name for herself as Samurai X when she was a young teen because she was tired of being overlooked and stuck in her brother's shadow. Her interest in Cole might have been a little forced, but at least it proves she's open to alternatives, Jay is not. Possession is Nya being a perfectionist and embracing her flaws and overcoming the fear of failure in order to unlock her true potential and become the Water Ninja. Skybound is Nya trying to find her place in the team and dealing with gross misogyny. Hands of Times is Nya passing down her samurai armor. In Hunted her mission is to protect Lloyd and keep their hope alive. Seabound is about Nya's mommy issues, going with the flow, accepting the ups and downs of life and the importance of self sacrifice. Jay is only one of the people she sacrifices herself for. Then that one floating lantern message from one of the citizens of Ninjago: I'm suRe JAy mISsEs yOU a loT. Yeah, right. Jay and only Jay. Because Nya is all about Jay in their heads just like some of the fans apparently. Movie Nya is a badass motorbiker who looks up to the Lady Iron Dragon and doesn't even acknowledge Jay.

Not to throw shade on any Jay fans, I just wanted to point out how Nya is normally the more independent of the two, has more character development and protagonist energy. I'm so tired of her character being reduced to being Jay's girlfriend, Kai's little sister or heck even Lloyd's older sister, and I'm one of the biggest dragon siblings fan there is. Nya deserves better, so much better than this.

[everythingthemoontouches]

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🪶Pick a Card cuz we all need a cosmic timeout. To think🧠 And stuff🫀

September 27th - October 19th

Pick a Card masterlist 💞💦

Choose a circle from this Olympics logo 💖

General message for the collective

Butterfly. Wings of change. Cruella de vils. Cruelty. Every villain has a backstory. If you walked a mile in their shoes you'd seethe at injustice too. Red riding hood and polka dots. Childlike innocence. The Before. Threads of fate are interconnected. The past, present and future are are not so hard to distinguish and separate from the other. They're enmeshed closer than you think. Cut some cords. Reflect. Review. Detach. Revise. Incorporate the horrors of the past and work your way through. We recreate that which we don't try to understand and feel.

Bad things happen when people feel unloved.

Desprate for food, attention, shelter, love.

Hate the crime, not the criminal.

Now pick a pile from the Olympic ring circle

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1. Two little Witches 30 blue (volleyball)

declutter

Cry it out. Tears clean your eyes.

Old clothes need mending.

Broom. Sweep it away. Bees.

Housewarming puja. Do a cleanse or banishment ritual .

Childhood friends. Love. Here is the church and there is the steeple. We sure are cute for 2 ugly people.

No stop. No more ugly, negative, bullying thoughts about you. I won't stand for it.

Reprogram your brain. Listen to positive affirmations before bed.

Instead of calling yourself dumb, ugly, etc, or whatever horrid inner dialogue you have with yourself say soemthing positive.

Clear out the trash talking. Bad habits always need to be replaced by something new. The easiest xamooe I can't think of is someone trying to wake up early. Instead of hating on yourself for always being late, say I beliwve I will wake up at xyz time.

Say it like a prayer if you wish. I will wake up at 8 o clock. I will wake up at 8 o clock. (or whenever/whatever you need to) the law of attraction isn't a joke.

I don't believe you can randomly manifest a billion dollars in a day. But I do believe that if you repeat soemthing often enough you star to believe it and act towards it soon enough.

That's the secret to the law of attraction action and manifesting your hearts desire. Make room for belief. Make space for positive action. It starts in the mind. Declutter toxic thoughts, spaces, clean your room. Air it out. Write down your goals. Google peopep successfully at what you do. Use wiki how. Teach yourself things. Find out.

Research ways to do your thing.

Get rid of shit that doesn't help you. Throw it away if it's bringing you down.

In the movie dear zindagi, Alia's therapist tells her that if she wanted to go climb a mountain there's no need to start with the biggest one.

And there's no need to kill yourself to make a point. Start with a small, scaleable hill. Start with the smaller, Easier, doable task. Build your confidence and Build stamina.

Small changes won't cure All your problems magically, but it will make you feel marginally better and take away the stress of having a 100 problems.

But now since you have lesser things to deal with you'd have more mental bandwidth to devote to the more tricky challenges you're dealing with. Let's get going shall we? 😊💙

2.Violet Angel 23 (weight lifting)

tired

Hurt and comfort. Self soothe. Picking up the pieces.

Have you seen those Insta reels that go - Everything sucks. Just kidding. Everything is great. Or maybe it isn't. But you know what? Nothing is permanent.

You're on a roll coaster. Somtimes it's fun. Sometimes it's just scary. Life is a ride you can't avoid.

There's this story about a court jester who was asked by a King to write down something that would make Kingman happy when he was sad but would upset him if he read it when he was in a good mood. Now obviously this pompous little Leo, oops I mean, brat, I mean royalty figure(sorry leos) thought he did something really cool and outsmarted the jester. But nah. This guy surprised him by doing just as he was asked to. Do you know what he wrote down?

This too shall pass.

OK, so will your sadness. It's gonna fade into happiness soon enough. You've been through the worst of the storm. Now you get to enjoy the cool breeze and flowers that follow.

I saw this psotivity quote that went ' if you're going through hell keep going, why would you stop there' and if someone chirped that to me when I was frustrated, angry, miserable I'd probably clop them in the face like ' listen you rotten excuse for A Percy Jackson, I'm tired, also my backpack has a tonne of stones and hell is literally on fire+ my feet are burnt so don't you fuckin come at me with that witticism if you're not planning to put me in a wheelchair and wheel me through hell'

There's no magickal elevator that opens up when u pass a trial in hell. But I've heard that the Queen of Hell is also a Goddess of flowers and once a year she returns to the land of the living. That day isn't far off. You can go with her.

It's gonna get better for you.

All of the hurt, pain, sadness, heartbreak will be a thing of the past. Dry your tears, drink some rose milk and go to sleep. Happy days are coming.

Have you ever watched Titanic and wondered if Rose had managed to keep Jack afloat a few moments longer? How different their lives could have been...

It's either sink or swim untill help arrives. The Violet Angel Soemtimes shows up to indicate a new love, fried ship, loving relationship or some kind of help.

I know it's dark out and all that jazz, but when the ghpusl leave and the vampires go to sleep the sky turns pink

This dark night of the soul is coming to an end. You'll be happier than you've ever been. Just you wait and see!

3.Grumpy Red Fairy 8(cycling)

change and transformation

Get angry if anger is what you truly feel.

Are u tired of other people expecting you to live talk breathe act sing fart a certain way? Well it's no business of theirs.

Let the facade drop. Take off the social mask. (not the physical Covid safety ones).

Pretending is tiring and drains energy real quick.

In order to be truly loved we have to go through the terrifying ordeal of being known. 😬

People who are living a lie are always irked by those who don't chop away parts of themself to fit in.

Why cut your foot to squeeze into Cinderella's shoe? That glass slipper was certainly not meant for you . And while we're on the subject you wouldn't have been happy with Cinderella's Prince Charming either. There's something out there that's more right and made for you.

Why try so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

Be you. Be real. Be authentic. And if that pisses some people off so mote it be.

No more lies.

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4.i am Kali chabhi 13 (javelin throw)

Key in

Death. Change. Transformation.

Energy goes where attention flows.

Nursery rhyme - London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. (Break it down.) Build it up with iron bars,iron bars, iron bars my fair lady

Adapt or perish.Destruction. Demolition before rebuilding.

Those who resist change are the first to die out.

When the storm winds blow the stubborn oak topples but it's the willow that survives.

The old ways will not serve you in the new world. Cut your losses. And start over. Change your outlook. Accept changing circumstance and respond according to it.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Goddess Kali hodls your hand as you cut cords with your resistance to change and she helps you walk through the flames into a new reality.born anew. Like Danaerys stepping into the flames and emerging as the mother of dragons.

Kali Maa is clearing all that is leeching off your energy, draining your strength, and abrading those relationships that cannot do anything but keep you stuck.

Test of strength. Rejoice in the purification of stale energy.

Sometimes things have to fall apart for better things to fall in place 💙 stay strong Pile 4, you'll survive 💪💯

5. ghosts of the past 42 (archery)

I don't have my glasses

Clear the debris. You have a chance to rehash old issues and clear them once and for all. Now is a good time to let it go.

Squinting.

Closure.

We forgive people so that we can release the pain and bitterness they left behind in our heart.

Move on from the past.

Your past shapes you but it doesn't have to define you. The present moment is always a choice. You are the author in a choose your own adventure. Some quests are scripted. But a whole lot of it is not.

When you take off your mask, you must turn around and confront others living a charade.

Where mad Men rule, it's considered out of fashion to be wise.

See, a lot of versions of us exist in other people's head but it's time to stop allowing others to write your narrative for you.

Maybe you have made some questionable or even embarrassing life choices s in thr past.so what? If you know better now, act better.

Yeah? Say if you're trying to give up a bad habit and x, y, z comes along talking about your gambling or street mugger days, you can actually say ' well actually that's not who I am anymore.' like Phoebe does IN friends. She got off the streets and made a whole new life for herself.

Make room for the person you are blossoming into. Flowers need space to grow.

Leveling up journey. You can escape poverty, your bad habits, challenges, addictions, etc. You have the power to rewrite your life story by virtue of actions and day tod at decisions. It's okay to cut off people who try to stop you from outgrowing them.

Old friends, acquaintances could be popping up in your life to remind you either of how far you've come or that there's still some work to be done in areas you that you had settled already.

It's okay be forgiving. Be greatful to yourself. Do past, present, future you a solid one and stay focused on your growth.

As long as you're learning from your mistakes, you're doing good 💕

We're only defeated when we stop trying

Abhi mujh may kahi Bali thodi so Hai zindagi - I still have a little fight left in me. 10 of swords energy. For some if you you're the first in a family line to do something great. Changing the course for someone . Showing people it's possible to improve ones situation. Inspiring them. But most of all believing in yourself enough to do the thing. And being gracious when you make mistakes along the way 🌱🌹

I'm so proud 🥺 of you, Pile 5. Keep going 👏you're doing so well

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[nsheetee]

Can I make a request? Jaehyun x reader high school rivalry au. In which Jaehyun & reader are rivals in school when it comes to academics but one day they were informed they had to team up for a quiz bee against other schools. Some sort of enemies to lovers au I guess? 😅 THANK YOUUU!!

a/n: ugh I imagined Jaehyun in glasses throughout this entire thing and it killed me 😅 also, to include the academics and quiz bee part I wrote this based around debate team, that wasn’t exactly what you asked for but I hope it’s okay! 

(warning: mentions of doyoung, jungwoo, and sicheng  /swearing / y’all make out a bit in the end)

alright so let me tell you about your high school’s debate team

the team is as old as the school itself, but during doyoung’s sophomore year, he was given the title of president of the debate team 

(the first time a sophomore has been given the position, and he made sure everyone knew about it too dfbhjh)

every since then, the team has TAKEN OFF and made some amazing accomplishments 

doyoung crafted the team into what it is today

sicheng as head of research (and official tea-spiller of the team)

jungwoo as doyoung’s assistant (a.k.a. doyoung’s emotional support boy)

…and you and jaehyun, some of the best debaters doyoung has ever seen

your passion paired with jaehyun’s charisma and mixed in with both of your quick mouths was a sight to behold for judges

despite this, doyoung was very unwilling to let both of you stay on the team

because you fucking HATED each other

despite the amazing skill of teamwork you both possess on stage, the debate team meeting room was a nightmare

screaming matches every other day

snapped in half pencils

many, many, MANY disagreements

and how did it start? 

during freshman year, your first class in your first semester of school was math- your teacher seated you next to jaehyun :)

every morning at 8am you had to deal with his whining about being tired or how the material was “too easy” :)

and then when you got your first tests back, your grade was one (1) point lower than his :)

and jaehyun says :)

“oh man, that sucks. you should’ve taken up that tutoring offer I gave you”

:))))))))))

and ever since then, you couldn’t stand his big head with his too-clear-to-be-natural skin and his smile that he sent you every time doyoung agreed with something he said instead of one fo your ideas

but you loved debate team, you were all such close friends (despite someone who liked the act up) and those big dumbos were your everything :’)

now, it was the beginning of doyoungs senior year

as the debate team teacher sponsor quietly cried at the thought of doyoung leaving, doyoung was more focused on who would take his spot next year

jungwoo and sicheng were both great candidates, but everyone knew that the only people who could even come close to filling doyoung’s shoes were you or jaehyun

and when doyoung told you both this after a debate team meeting, the tension between you two quickly escalated 

“now, I expect both of you to get along; at least respect each other. if one of you is the captain then you have to be able to listen to them and right now…. the last thing you do is listen to each other” doyoung explained

with that thought, you and jaehyun made your way out of school

“ya know if you could just listen to my ideas every once in a while maybe we wouldn’t be in this kind of mess” jaehyun pointed out as you walked down the empty halls

“I could say the same thing to you” you snapped back and he suddenly stopped walking

“… is this what doyoung is talking about? I think… we both love debate so much, that we just don’t know when to stop” jaehyun laughs and you feel slightly uncomfortable with this seemingly truthful side of jaehyun

he legit doesn't seem like he’s about to laugh at your face 

he just seems like he wants to stop arguing

he does, he’s actually really tired of arguing with your cute face everyday :(

you don’t know how far you can trust jaehyun, but you’ve spent years working by his side

there has to be some sort of connection between you two that allows both of you to work together so successfully

after you tell that to jaehyun, he slowly agrees

“how about this….” you start “after team meetings, we can go to the library and try to… not hate each other”

jaehyun scrunches his face

“the library? how about… the cafe two blocks down?”

you were about to snap at him about “what’s so wrong with the library? huh?” but you took a deep breath in and out

if you were going to stop fighting, change had to start somewhere

“okay, let’s go” 

so you and jaehyun hang out at this hole-in-the-wall cafe after debate team meetings for a few weeks

you didn’t necessarily make your meet ups known to the other team members but… 

you didn’t really want to have the whole team freak out over what could possibly be perceived as dates

cuz trust me

they TOTALLY looked like dates

jaehyun would buy your drink for you 

(until one day he confessed that you drink was hella expensive and you rolled your eyes and started buying his drink from then on)

in return, he would help you on all the math concepts you didn’t fully understand

(you had flashbacks to the first class you had with him when he offered to tutor you but you shook that off)

and when your your brain was completely fried, he would listen to you talk about anything and everything

or if on one particular day you weren’t in the mood to talk, he would fill up the cafe with his low laughter and stories of the stupid things he and his friends do

(when the baristas found out y’all weren’t dating they started making bets on when one of you would confess ewfheb)

your relationship with jaehyun changed from snappy and argumentative to something like a friendship

and this was obvious to the rest of the debate team members 

they were soooo relieved that y’all weren’t fighting everyday 

and that they could spend the meetings getting prepared for competitions rather than settling your arguments

but of course, sicheng was a little too curious about the sudden change in behavior from you two

and he followed you guys after a meeting one day

he watched from outside of the cafe where neither of you could see him

he was shooooook

you guys looked so,,.., weird when you don’t fight but it was even weirder to see you laughing at something jaehyun said and leaning into him as you looked at his papers

he was ssososososoos sure you were dating

(although sicheng was awesome at researching stuff, he seems to have forgotten to confirm his sources on this one…)

(because you were not dating at all)

(yet…)

sooooooo fast forward to the next weekend, there was a debate team competition a few cities away

the school allowed the team to travel and stay over night at a hotel in that city

so the team packed up their things and took the long bus ride and settled into their hotel rooms once they got there

you were flipping through the tv channels in your room when your phone vibrated

with a text from jaehyun

“come meet me in my room”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehe

it was against the rules that your teacher sponsor set before you left for the trip

but you were sure the teacher was already passed out in their own room and that if you were quiet and careful, the other team members wouldn’t hear you walking out of your room and into jaehyun’s

jungwoo, doyoung, and sicheng already broke the rule that the teacher had set for them

they were chilling in doyoung’s room, finished take out on the floor between them and face masks on as they relaxed 

“I keep texting jaehyun to come join us, but he’s not picking up” jungwoo frowned and sicheng snorted at that

“what’s so funny?” jungwoo asked

“we’re on a trip away from home with our own hotel rooms and little to no supervision,..,.. don’t you think jaehyun and y/n would take this opportunity to mess around?”

the room suddenly went very quiet as jungwoo and doyoung stared at sicheng with wide eyes

“…what?” doyoung asked lowly

“oh come on…. you guys seriously can’t tell me you haven’t seen how much closer they’ve gotten-”

“that’s because I told them that one of them would have to be president next year and they need to get along” doyoung defended

“yeah, that’s why they were getting real cozy with each other in a cafe after one of our meetings” sicheng absentmindedly stated, looking at his reflection on his phone as he tapped around his face to settle the mask in

tea? spilled

sicheng’s job? completed

jaehyun and you? in trouble

back in jaehyun’s room, you quietly close the door behind you as you make your way in

jaehyun lays on his bed with only the light from the bedside lamp illuminating his face 

his pajamas have little clouds and sheep on them and you take a moment to tease him about it as you come closer

he grabs your hands and pulls you onto the bed next to him and you both settle down to watch tv

both of your hearts are pounding so loud you think the other can hear it and you squeeze your hand into a fist to keep yourself from physically freaking out

jaehyun was right there… right next to you

if you turned your head, he would be only a few inches away

“there’s nothing to watch?” you ask, trying to get your mind off of your thoughts

“nothing seems interesting… let’s do something else instead”

and that’s how you end up making out with Jaehyun :-)

your lips are moving against each others and your hands are gliding down to wherever you can touch

he rubs your sides and when you react with a small moan he pushes you down and the kiss turns from a “wanting” type of kiss to something slower

like jaehyun wants to savor this moment of your kiss pressed to his for the very first time (it wasn’t the greatest setting or situation for a first kiss but hey, y’all take what you can get)

you barely notice doyoung, jungwoo, and sicheng storming into the room, turning on all the lights and standing in front of the bed, hands on hips or crossed in front of their chest, their face masks still on and frowns settled underneath

you and jaehyun separate from each other in fright, awaiting to be yelled at by doyoung, but instead you break out into laughter at the appearance of the three of them standing in front of you

“when I told you guys to get along, this is NOT AT ALL what I meant”