#and I do NOT wanna get banned lmfao

[woundedheartwithin]

Y’know, I guess I could upload Kyojo 1 and 2 onto archive or dailymotion huh? Would anyone want that? I own the dvd of the first one and ripped it with subs, and the second one I dl’d but the subs are official so y’know

[hellfireeddiemunson]

just clicked on the tumblr app and it had logged me out of my account and when i logged back in it wouldn’t load my dash or blog until i closed entirely out of the app three times…..what if i scream directly into each and every staff members ears

[aahsoka]

i am getting paid very little to sub but i very much do care about whats going on with these kids and i wanna leave them all with something good

[tainted-liquor]

'Miles & Milo...⊹˚. ♡ bulleted hcs for the twins

Now we all know these two are like brothers. And as much as y'all hate to hear it, these two don't get along LMFAO

Milo Morales, the older twin by exactly 4 minutes. There's never a day that goes by without him reminding Miles he's the older twin.

Milo Morales is soooo fucking sassy like its unreal !! He can, and WILL call you a bum with no care for how you feel. ↳ "Okay? When did I fuckin' ask you, bum."/ "Couldn't be me tho..."

Milo 'I ain't doing shit' Morales. If he doesn't want to, he won't. Simple as that. This has led to unfathomable amounts of fights with his brother over the pettiest shit ever. ↳"I'm not coverin' for you again. te dije la última vez...que no tiene nada que ver conmigo."

Milo Morales who will randomly bop his twin on the head with a random object. He picked up the habit as a baby and It NEVER left

Milo Morales who borderlines mean/cocky. This mf never has an off button and can dish out a read like no other

Milo Morales is more of a non-clingy/show rather than tell person. He'll never say it, but you'll know.

Milo Morales who absolutely stabs Miles' hair with a pick. He lifts him up by his 'nappy ass nigga naps' at random moments. (he thinks its funny)

Milo Morales will purposefully speak Spanish around Miles, just because he doesn't understand.

As much as he hides it, Milo Morales loves his brother. Yeah, they fight like they don't got no home training, but that's his favorite person!

Miles Morales, who absolutely despises his twin brother.

Whenever Mama Rio isn't around and has to braid his brothers hair, Miles Morales makes sure to be extra rough just because it annoys Milo.

Miles Morales who pops his brother with the comb for no reason, even when Milo isn't moving. ↳ "Sorry. Yo head just big" "NIGGA THAT WAS MY SHOULDER."

Miles Morales, who spent 3 days making a near damn 30 minute handshake with Milo.

Miles Morales who threatens to snitch on his brother anytime Milo refuses to cover for him as Spider-Man, which always ends in a fight.

Miles Morales who gets bullied by Milo for not understanding Spanish

Miles Morales who is more of a 'she tells me to shut up and I do' kind of person. Definetly not as sassy as his counterpart. ↳ "Yes ma'am."/"My bad."

Miles Morales can, and WILL pull on Milo's braids to beat him in a race.

But if it came down to it all? Miles won't ever hesitate to put his beef aside to help Milo demolish some shit. Together !

Them two are just like Phineas and Ferb. They wanna make a flying car? They'll make a flying car.

@ashsostrange @chessbox @janaeby @faeriesoiree333 @fivestardior @an1bara @bachirasegoistgoist @milesnanana77 @niaurluv @sp1derw1ree @ban-al3xx @moonpiiess @we-loveebony @kae2kaee

[bunnyathy]

my favorite and funny silly headcannons (not rlly) and ooc ideas about the batfamily:

Damian Wayne:

- has a dedicated social media accounts for his pets. he gets income and sponsorship from luxury pet brands all the time because of it. he doesn’t really care about the money he’s just happy his pets get to have free stuff that give them a better and spoiled life.

- bro’s a gen alpha he’s probably a brainrot humor kind of kid but he hides it well but it comes out at random times

- he’s a dedicated hater, he loved kendrick lamar’s drake diss songs

- his personal/ official Damian Wayne tiktok account is literally just a hate page for his brothers (but in an endearing way he still loves them)

- prefers watching reels over tiktok bcs of the funny comments and the unhinged reels that come out there

- Damian Wayne is a weeb… he was absolutely there during the Anime tiktok lockdown era (if he was even born yet idk) so he knows all the cringe weeb shit.. he quotes it at random times….

- Damian was strictly shoujo mangas and anime but Jon showed him My Hero Academia and he LOVED it. he respects Koda and likes his quirk. MHA was one of the only mangas he read that’s not shoujo lol. (lets ignore the part where there was official damian wayne art where there was a chainsaw man manga with him (i dislike csm))

- he probably did one of those kpop pc decora things out of a printed picture of his fave anime character cough bakugo and tamaki suoh cough (he got influenced by flatline nika)

- he most likely listens to Twice bcs Flatline suggested it to him (this is not bcs I am a once (yes it is))

Batfam:

- to be able to keep up with Brucie Wayne’s diva it boy appearance he occasionally does those derma clinic facials and time to time he invites his kids. Stephanie absolutely is always with him, Cass as well but she’s only there because Steph seems to love it so she’ll always do what Steph loves. It came to a point where Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Duke Thomas started to become pretty boys (Jason is not there he could not stand Brucie persona)

- there has been rumors of Brucie Wayne having a bbl and to prove them all wrong Brucie posted a gym workout where his focus was his ass. lets just say BRUCIE JUICY ASS?? on twitter was trending and the kids HATED it. maybe haha certain heroes liked it a little more than others lmfao

- Damian got hyperfixated on into the spiderverse and across the spiderverse he forced his whole family to rewatch it with him

- Jason got asked to come over to the manor by one of the siblings and took a sneaky pic of his whole body just to put it in one of those “dance if you love your family” ai dancing thing on tiktok. he never came back to the manor….

- Tim and Damian have this online feud in tiktok where they comment unhinge and insulting comments to their public official account each other but ofc its filtered so it can cross the tos. Damian once commented “I hope to see you hanging in the streets” and almost got banned from tiktok

- whenever any of the fam asks something from Cass that she doesn’t wanna do she goes “sorry I’m mute” (she takes advantage of her not so disability) Stephanie taught her that she said it would be funny. it works sometimes bcs the other was probably too tired to notice or just goes along bcs they think Cass learning gen Z humor is funny.

aight ive ran out of ideas they were just mostly damian and batfam AHAHAHAH

[speedywithadhd]

:D Here's my neighbor story: OKokok So It was the middle of summer, about July. I'm off of school so there's quite literally nothing for me to do. Also, great thing to note. I'm broke. I'm saving for supplies to make a red hood helmet cause he'd actually my favorite Gotham vigilante. So I decided to make some money babysitting. It's quick, smart. Probably not that smart seeing as I live in Gotham. But I've been through worse lmfao. So I go next door to my neighbor's house. I'll give some fake names just in case-- So the adult there is my neighbor Sam, and he has a son named Wyatt. (These aren't their real names but yeah) So Wyatt is like 2 years younger than me. And why he needs to be babysat I have no idea. But Sam offered me 20 bucks an hour to babysit Wyatt and I was like. "Oh that's a deal. I'll just be reading and writing my fanfics the entire time." Cause Wyatt would be doing his normal thing. I just gotta make sure he's safe and make sure he's fed and that the house doesn't get burnt down. Which I can do!!! So easily!! So I'm over at Sam's house, watching over Wyatt. He's on his computer. I'm on mine. But I'm typing frantically like I have 8 deadlines due. (I do I'm an ao3 writer and I wanna get my books out before the ao3 curse hits me...D:) So Wyatt looks over at me and is like, "Hey, Revian? Why are you typing so much on your computer?? I know you're not talking to anyone cause you haven't stopped typing for like a solid 30 minutes..." And so in my head I was like.. '30 minutes??? Damn..' So I look over to Wyatt and I answer. "Oh I'm just writing stories, I'm an author." So Wyatt gets curious about that and is like. "An author? Why are you babysitting? Wouldn't book writing make you money?" And so I answer, "No. Not when you're a fanfic writer for ao3. I write for fun cause I'm filled with ideas that people like to read about." So then Wyatt gets more curious about that and I explain everything. I mean. I like talking about the things I like, that being my books and stuff. So to basically end this story, I got Wyatt into writing fanfics and his dad was not happy about that lmfao. It's not my fault I was helping him reach his fanfic author dreams/hj It kinda is but that's not the point 😭

what books do you write?? I'm curious on what could get someone's parent so angry they ban you from the house

[bcolfanfic]

sorry for your shadow ban nightmare 😦

collected a few random young vet’s thoughts if you’re ok with answering 😊 sorry if you’ve already covered these!

how did they make the decision to get a wedding license as soon as they arrived home? why not wait until they could have a shindig? 🤔

how much did the other guys suspect (besides Curt and Demarcus) that they were a thing before it became official? i can see some of them running a secret pool LOL and trying to catch them out so they can get their winnings 😂

do you see Bucky as gay, bi, whatever?

thankssss ☺️

im out of shadow ban jail so i can finally see this past the word "collect" woo!!!!

benefits ish mostly. esp with them both leaving the military and having to deal with all that paperwork clusterfuckery. is just made more sense to get it legally set in stone that they were spouses asap.

(ik you meant demarco LOL but just typing that out for the sake of post clarity <3). i think blakely is next to know after curt and demarco (ic anyone forgot i said in a diff braindump that when they were in africa bucky was demarco's roomie and gale was blakely's). they mostly hang out in bucky's room and one night blakely gets a lil nosy so he asks demarco if gale's said he has a problem with him or something. demarco is kinda like (: uh (: bc he doesn't wanna out them. but is like ermm no gale likes you fine!!! you know him and bucky, attached at the hip!!

but he's still a lil confused so he ends up kinda cornering gale abt like hey do we have problems or something? i tried to talk to demarco about it and he was bein weird, if there's something we need to talk about lets talk. gale ends up telling him, and suprises him bc he was truly cluless lmfao. bless his heart. bailey and quinn are also in africa at the same time as them. can def see bailey driving quinn up the fuckin wall like LISTEN HEAR ME OUT trying to sell his theory to him and quinn thinks he's being ridiculous and too nosy. till *he* starts watchin them a little more and is like oh. god damnit he's onto something.

3. at least in yv au- bucky is bi and gale realizes after some time that he's just gay/was deeply deeply repressed before said realization.

[csvent-2]

BOY do I have a story for you. Okay. Lets talk Nyudoodles, Howltars and Liowlets. Going straight to the point (ASK ME QUESTIONS FOR CLARIFICATION BC I CANT WORD THINGS CORRECTLY) 1. I was immediately banned/blacklisted from Nyudoodles bc I apparently was “block evading” according to one of the mods WITHOUT any evidence other than my account not having enough ocs or art (I already explained to them why I didn’t have many mind you tho I understand wanting to be safe as I have BEEN stalked before esp irl.) number 2. Blocked from Liowlets bc apparently I “made artists uncomfortable” and tht there was a “beware public post” about me. I’m like.. HUH?! Am I that known? Btch I’m in no way shape or form known or a popular artist 💀 where is this coming from? I asked the mod if it’s bc of ‘that’ mod that blacklisted me from Nyudoodles they said they have NO idea who that is and etc etc yada yada (I won’t say their name for now(the mod from Nyudoodles, they’re also in Howltars, but unless you want me to say the nams. They’re popular as an artist has cute designs.) 3. Banned from Howltars. One day I go on discord and then see that I’ve been banned?? It says bc I “impersonated�� you guessed WHO that mod. It’s always been that one mod from Nyudoodles. I asked the owner Nyudex what happened. They began to show me sc of.. apparently the “public post” ab me WITHOUT revealing the name. And it looks like it’s from Amino or something? (Probably the same mod as they’ve always had a problem with me.) Next an instagram account of someone impersonating the mod AND screenshots of the mod from Liowlets and the chat we had. Now.. I was banned from Howltars bc of “impersonation, harassment?? And apparently block evading.” I’m now here realizing I am not the problem, since reading that the Nyudoodles staff go at each others throats, get jealous over others designs, ripoff designs and are toxic in general PLUS I’ve read somewhere that a guest artist/used to be mod(s) have mentioned their experiences with the staff overall and they were stressed and etc. (will not mention them incase ya’ll try to come after them smh for “outing” you out.”) This has been my experience with these 3 overall. I wouldn’t be surprised of how many people either hate, dislike or come after them as there’s been a LOT of people blacklisted for no reason at all other than coincidences, wording, bidding lower, edited comments on bids, people who are busy and can’t reply yet etc etc. if there’s any questions bc you wanna clarify lmk. I didn’t share all the details. But fr I would advise staying away from them. They treated me like I’m not a person. I even shared why it’s unfair they did what they did esp since there’s 0 evidence of anything other than wording. Which shows and means nothing. Oh also. That mod that one mod (and possibly their friends) is STILL trying to search for something, anything to link me as the person from their blacklist, but they’re like “yoUrE obSeSsed wiTh tHem” according to what Nyudex said to me. I’m like.. again HUH?! Btch I barely know your mod friend! We’ve never interacted or talked, plss they won’t even talk to me to clear things up lmfao. I asked if it’s possible to talk but nop. Gurly wants to keep living in delulu land. In no way, shape or form am I obsessed with them but I can see how you’re projecting on me bc you want to find some type of evidence that I’m the person from your blacklist. Oh and if they read this broo. You are projecting and I figured it out, clear as day. You’re projecting your literal fear and possibly guilt and don’t wanna accept that YOURE the problem and that you’re wrong. You keep coming after me, keeping an eye on me AND try to sneak friends in servers that I’m in to keep an eye on me. Or they’re sneaking for you. Smh. Telling others to grow up when you’re not acting grown sis.

🌸

[lionews]

"Wasn't bait. You are all blowing this majorly out of proportion. You all twist my words whenever I say the slightest thing, of course I'm starting to get defensive. So what if my thread was a little unfair? Its already gone now, you guys just keep harassing me. So yeah, fuck you! I don't care, I'll say it"

oh my god Fridge you really are delulu

"you're blowing it out of proportion" excuse me? scamming is pretty big fucking thing. if people didn't give a shit about scamming then nobody would care if their G1 Tigons and MODS and 100 GB and other high value shit disappeared one day (but we both know that isn't the case). and I know that if you didn't give a shit about scamming then you wouldn't care if you sold those 6 muties in your pride for 100 sb :)

"twisting my words" lmfao where? is it the screenshots where you admitted to scamming people? is it your forum posts where you supported getting rid of scam wheels like yours because you were butthurt, but then you turn around and reopen your scam wheel anyways? or is it the desc of your scam wheel, where you have a "hybrid cub bundle" for 2500 HS/500 GB but don't even have hybrid cubs to give out to people?? which is it Fridge??? huh????

"my thread wasn't that unfair" but it was dipshit. your silver spins "very commonly" give out "random good items" for 10 GB. your desc is so vague like what the fuck does a "random good item" entail?? you don't even list actual percentage odds for your scam wheel, just how "common" and "rare" they are. like is common a 75% chance or a 50% chance? is rare a 10% chance or a 3% chance? at least give the people some numbers so it doesn't feel like they're getting screwed by pulling a boring event decor for the 15th time in a row

and not to mention, but in some countries like Japan, China, Italy, The Netherlands, and many others, companies are MANDATED BY LAW to disclose drop rates in lootboxes and other gambling game rates. do you wanna know why that is, Fridge? it's to protect people's money and not have literal 16 year olds gamble away their money!!! for fucks sake, your OWN COUNTRY Australia has fucking laws about disclosing rates and probabilities for games because of the shit you're trying to pull!!

"it's already gone now" what a fucking lie. your scam wheel is up and running again in your latest comment, and you have the fucking gall to say that it's gone?? typical delulu Fridge behaviour lmfao

and finally: fuck you, Fridge. I hope your scam wheel closes down again and you get banned lmfao

.

[deutoplasmic]

LMAOOOO they really are just a bunch of silly yokai vying for your attention,,, like “your laundromat is neutral ground BUT YOU LIKE US BETTER THAN THEM RIGHT. RIGHT”

UHH it depends on if you consider mandarin and hokkien separate languages bc if you then that makes 4 languages yea DJDNDJ i wanna learn more languages in the future too but i wanna fix up my mandarin first lmao

REAL THOUGH LIKE theres 3 japanese people in into1 AND THATS NOT COUNTING THE OTHER 2 THAT GOT RIGGED OUT,,, cfans dont seem to hold the ww2 atrocities against individual japanese people, more of the government and certain places (ie that shrine in japan that commemorates their ww2 soldiers. a chinese actor took a selfie there once and instantly got blacklisted)

I MEAN 😭 everything is cheap here because our economy is in shambles so 😭😭 but i do agree that our food cant be beat just *chefs kiss*

LMAOKDJDKD groveling rihi is just so entertaining to me like yea big tough guy!! but also absolutely folds if you dont give him attention every 5 minutes

but yea xikers is fun!! theyre all younger than me so i baby them a lot. and they recently released this absolutely TERRIFYING horror content and i felt terrible bc one of them got so scared he started CRYING i must protect

plsss companies suck ;; trcng is already kinda free from TS but ghost9 is still in maroo’s basement,, ALSO YES HES IN MONOTREE

AND YOURE SO RIGHT y/n CAN DO THAT SO TRUE,,, princess peach yudai,,, now thats an art prompt

LMAODKDJDKDJDN OMG OK SO LOWKEY,,, A PROFESSOR OF MINE HAS RAGGED ON DJS TOO MUCH LMAO,,, im from an art school and so we tend to have very. unique people. and my professor was like “i can excuse furries but i draw the line at djs” AND NOW EVERY TIME I SEE NISHI DJ I REMEMBER THAT LINEJDNDJD but im sure y/n is very happy LMAOKDJD

YES you keep giving them cop out answers like "yeah idk" or even worse the "you guys both suck" but they're going to get an answer out of you some day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also i just realised what this au entails when you put 97-99s as kitsunes bc kitsune ren is so right in my head it's just so. it makes so much sense. it's so real. oh my god. it's so factual. every time he walks in he deviously pilfers something from under your nose and when he leaves he WILL put it in the tip jar size be damned

if you try telling me anything in hokkien i won't understand anything so i'll quantify it as a separate language :rofl: languages are so cool though!!!!!!!!!! my friend's viet and she keeps teaching me random phrases like "hey girl", "i love you", and "oh my god" LOL. you can do it!!!!!!! mandarin i think is the easiest to learn from the chinese branches like. for what reason does cantonese have like 6 tones my days

you know what fair. my japanese teacher once said that the history books in japan, fully regulated by the government, are pretty heavily tilted on a bias towards themselves so kids don't get taught things like the nanjing massacre or unit 731. also THERE WAS RIGGING ofc there was rigging act shocked! and yeah my dad was telling me about the shrine when the actor got banned lmfao.... he was not impressed

SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE i'm pretty sure all of the currencies are weaker than the main western powers like the british pound and american dollar so sea keeps getting a bunch of weird tourists who think they can exploit the people there. but i think theyre fighting back by putting a tourist tax of double price LOL. kind of unrelated but i keep getting malay singapore beef on my insta fyp. it's so funny and i'm not even a citizen of either country. sometimes you just need to bring up the ringgit to inflict ultimate damage

damn it you have to feed your big clingy cat guy!!!!!!!!!!! he desires attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also i think you get unintentional scary dog (cat) privilege like no way am i going to do smth devious with him hanging off your shoulder

WHAT he started crying............. was he ok................... free my bro.................... also i swear having idols debut younger than you is such a reality check to how old you're getting LMAO there was this 14 (!!!!) year old aussie olympian who won gold in skateboarding........ like i was NOT winning the olympics at 14.

ts ent was so horrendous i can't believe they did all of their groups that badly.... bap copped it so bad. thank god theyre a thing of the past...... hopefully ghost9 can escape the dungeon omfg. AND AHHHH MONOTREE hwang hyun is doing so much justice for onf its crazy!!!!!! and it's always a bit of a relief when you see them on the track list of some mini album lmao

love yn theyre so cool to me. and also IT IS. hes so pretty he would pull it off so well. truly smth to consider

YOURE FROM AN ART SCHOOL damn ok i see who im talking to. dont mind me and my piddly attempts at drawing please /j but FR thats HILARIOUS literally just people who dress up as anthropomorphic animals are ok i GUESS but god i cant STAND the bluster and swagger of those noisy musical "artists"

[kit-boneluvrr777]

((Doing this here since i preffer my blog to be completley empty lmao))

Ah, i get the ban evasion, but you cant really blame me! Hes so fucking funny when hes frustrated.

And yup, your right, it was indeed about him, it seems im not the only one whos noticed how predictable he is… i was mainly stating simple truths, how he misses him so dearly and how he wishes he could still be that mans bitch. To which i was banned, unfortunatley.

Heh, you wanna know how many times I’ve let people get away with bullying his ass?! Lmfao WAY too many times. I’m shocked he hasn’t caught onto it yet…

Oh yeah, he gets REAL fussy over Strade being mentioned because he’s in some weird denial about missing him. I get he wasn’t the best person in the world, despite me and him being… heh…~

Uh. Anyways.

Yeah I get he was pretty shitty towards the poor guy and all, I tried to get Strade to go easier on him when he was in one of his moods…it didn’t really work much, but Fox running away from his feelings won’t fix anything. I’ve tried to get him to go to a therapist or something but he refuses to.

Anyways, just try not to mention him again in chat and I’ll let you make a new main account. Make your username a bit different from your usual ones though alright, buddy?

[aquaticfreakshow-sys]

Spent my day wasting peoples time by correcting them on information about me, since they wanted to publicly post me on shitty reddit communities

might as well annoy people on purpose if they wanna say shit about me🖤

Literally each good point I made, got deleted or blocked and they resorted to insults lmfao like?? dude the stupidity on reddit is funny. "ur bad at makeup" isn't a good response to anything lmao, ur cornered and fighting to get any points.

"thanks for showing your reddit account" thanks for posting me, cured my boredom today by watching yall scramble at info you dont have and cant know, dodging actually responding to my points by insulting me, and generally being petty asshats.

I could do that all day tbh, a 32 year old lady shouldn't be so pathetic that she needs to whine about people having fun online just to get through a day....

also, face the consequences of ur actions, cant handle knowing the people you shit talk can see ur posts? cant handle being fuckin corrected?? yeah, dont post...... this is just entertaining to me. the fact ur in my damn tumblr inbox now?? obsessed aren't you? well, sorry but I'm a little young for you, go back to reddit where you belong

Post me, lie about me, I'm gonna laugh and play with it. It's not hurtful, I love getting the chance to watch those shitholes.

My backup account got banned because of literally just...... talking about myself lmfao, mass reporting someone for just correcting you when the topic is literally themself??? highest examples of petty cowards tbh

The internet is full of neverending piles and piles of funny shit and entertainment

[kofetalesnbpdchaos-leoreaper]

“Typical” Asian Bullshit:

I can’t stop thinking about the times where people have said shit about me .

Being Turkish & Filipina , I am more on the side of looking like a “typical” Asian .

And that’s the bloody literal stereotypes of what our society says “Asians Look Like”…. 😒

I have gotten a “You’re Turkish with weird Asian eyes ? you sound like a freak show”……???

Instagram didn’t lemme report & kick that asshole in the bloody face!! >:\ FOR BULLYING.

Bitch!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼💀 But nooo~~ lemme swears it to hell & back, cussing up a storm there &— BANNED!!

Quite recently, some fucker tried to explain to MEE, a Turkish Turkic persons who “Turkish people cannot be Turkic because they don’t look Asian”??????

Bitch?! The your poopoo shit “Middle East” bullshit is literally ALL of motherfucking SWANA!!

SWANA —> Southwest Asian & Northern Africa!! Wtf do you mean bitch???

No, not all of us in Turkey holding “Turkish” Identity is really Turkish. There are marginalised groups living in there!! 🙄🫠

Us Turkish ppl who’re OF Turkic descent, are bloody Turkic lmao!! It’s in Google lol.

The problem I have with these 2 are the fucking facts that ppl see you as Asian WHEN you are looking like it!!!

And by that it’s the mainstream & heavily stereotypical imagery of what an Asian looks like…. 💀👻🤦🏻‍♀️

It makes me mad that same bastard was saying that we aren’t real Turks . Turks refer to us Turkish ppl, Turkic is the overall umberella—

THEE Mother name for the Turkish, Kazakhs, Uyghurs, Azeris, Uzbeks, Turkmen, Kyrgyz, Volga Tatars & the many more peoples.

We are ALL the children of the ethnic name Turkic. Idk how else to describe it lmfao!!

I’m proud to be Turkish, to be Turkic. I am also so proud to be knowing more then Ottoman Empire era .

I am proud but that does not mean I agree with every single fucking thing there is … Let’s get that clear!! 🖕🏼

I am a real Turkic person, & no bloody person can tell my ass otherwise! Not unless my DNA says otherwise lmfao 💀

Fuck u to everybody who wanna offend & discriminate me, cuz I am not sticking to how your visions of wtf Asians look like!! >:|

40+ countries within Asia inc Eurasian countries . I hope that the future generations will be less assholey & more educated!! 🙃

[jrueships]

Maxey ILLEGALIZED from the premises !!!!!

[dillweedshole]

i said it in the reply but i really wanna show them more lmfao

poke madhouse has so many parts to it that make it actively worse as a story.

one of my personally biggest gripes with it is it's total refusal to let their characters actually truly suffer to any degree. now this SOUNDS like i'm being a sadist, why the fuck would i want characters to suffer that's fucked up, right?

well if you're lily you'll agree with that outright at face value, BUT, characters suffering lets their moments where they shine REALLY stretch their legs.

Let's take Goku going Super Saiyan. It wasn't JUST because his best friend died and it wasn't out totally nowhere. Goku has historically gotten real rip-snortin' mad before, like when Krillin had died to Tambourine when they were kids. Frieza, however, was THE worst of the worst. Goku had at least seen his destruction in the way that the Namekians had all died, how his friends were being absolutely powerstomped by Frieza, and then Vegeta had been mercilessly slaughtered right before him, before he even threw a punch at the little bastard. It was a tough fight, Goku almost died multiple times, and was pushing his body to it's absolute limit throughout the whole thing, and he had to throw his absolute strongest technique at him, the Spirit Bomb, in order to REALLY make sure Frieza couldn't come back. Once the Spirit Bomb hit and Frieza couldn't be sensed, they obviously assumed "Hey, we got his ass, let's go get Bulma and leave." Sike, lil' bitch, Frieza's still alive. Within that one moment of his re-arrival, he almost one-taps Piccolo (if he dies, the Earth's Dragon Balls will cease to exist), and kills Krillin, threatening to do the same to Gohan next. Now, the story hasn't revealed yet that the Namek Balls can revive people multiple times, as far as we know, any set of Dragon Balls just can't do that. To Goku, he's now just permanently lost his best friend on top of almost losing the chance to revive any of his other friends. After the harsh beatdown, the failed takedown, and now the near-death of their ONE REASON to even GO to Namek with the total loss of an important person in his life, that's just too much. Goku snaps, revealing to all the form of a Super Saiyan.

Once this transformation happens. Oh. MAN. Frieza, the very being that was mere minutes ago absolutely styling on Goku, is struggling to even get his words out. Once Goku goes Super Saiyan, it's over. Frieza just gets absolutely CRUSHED by him. Even powering all the way up proves to not be enough to stop Goku, even trying to BLOW UP THE PLANET doesn't work, and even after getting given second chances by Goku multiple times, Frieza just doesn't stop trying to kill him. Frieza loses outright.

Super Saiyan even continues being it's own thing, and though it's maybe not quite the legend it once was, it's most certainly still important to the story as well as being extremely iconic.

And guess what? None of that would've happened had Goku not suffered.

You NEED lows for those highs to really land well. Super Saiyan isn't the result of "Getting Mad", at least to me. It comes about when a Saiyan has lost someone they dearly care about. For Goku it was Krillin and all of his friends, for Vegeta it was himself in his mind, for Gohan it was the thought of losing everyone, and then later it was Android 16 after he spilled his little android heart out for the world he so loved.

Back to PokeMadhouse, there isn't ANY moment like that. Surrender to Madness, I feel, DOESN'T land as a transformation/move very well because it literally just feels like "This is my Awesome Chungus 3000 Death Machine OC" on top of that feeling coming out in SPADES because Lily can't handle the thought of her Gardevoir losing. It has no downsides, looks cool for no reason, and just gives G a boost so big that, according to the wiki page for it, in-universe it's a BANNED MOVE.

LAME. BOOO, Tomato, Tomato.

I get it isn't much of an action series but I don't really care. I will not accept unearned power unless it's done for the sole and entire purpose of being funny, of which you need to be WAY funnier than Lily is. You don't get to show me a character styling on somebody just to show me how cool they are without also showing me them getting their shit rocked. It doesn't make them look cool to me, it makes them look like a bully, a villain even.

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

I’ve held my tongue for too long about my feelings on madhouse but fucking hell!

Unless by some fucking act of arceus or universe hands me the fucking concept art that went into this horrible webcomic- I got room to rip and tear!

This is:

Goblin’s Valid Autopsy of Lily Orchard’s PokéMadhouse

Before we go forward!

Hi. I’m Gobbo or Bri (pick ya poison), I’m a current student at Savannah College of Art and Design (as for campus I ain’t saying nothing) Im working on my bachelors in Animation and minoring in Creative Writing. My Concentration starting as 2d animation later switching it to Story and Concept in animation (back in 2021). I started in 2019 and it’s… 2024 now. Don’t judge me! I’ve been mentored by comic artist, storyboarders and many more in the industry! I’ve taken storyboarding and a plethora of writing classes to have enough qualifications under my belt to properly discuss the shit writing, lacking worldbuilding, disorganized plot hole ridden lore/arcs and horrible inconsistent art. So let’s not waste another moment and dive fucking in!

Story:

I’m not using Lily’s self review tvtropes to cover this. It’s disingenuous ego stroking at full blast.

We follow the highs and lows that are the “will they won’t they” relationship between the stated as sisters, Lily and her Gardevoir, G (yes that’s her fucking name). In a Sunday newspaper comic page esc structure. With bits and pieces of trivia and lore that rarely comes up if not to push and pull sympathy points for lilys self insert as she gets assaulted and violated in physical and mental ways. An arc being called “Violate” and later following the would be time span for gestation of a baby that would then become the labeled cryptid child.

I’m gonna be real there’s no point in reading it because the moment something big happens out of the blue there wasn’t a page missing to explain it which god fucking dammit Lily do I need to give you one of those brainframe sheets or outline templates if you decide to write a story? Because I’ll gladly provide them!

How do you consider yourself a fucking writer at all with your fundamental lack of care for lore and story like- for fucks sake woman it won’t kill you!

Characters

Lily

G

Mikayla

Marah

Bonnie

Mismagius

Other hardly seen or used Pokémon that get thrown away out of nowhere

Countless stolen ocs

And Dr Ponytail (yes that’s the fucking name of one of the “antagonists” and I’ve reread it so many times and found nothing!)

Lily has her “antagonists” being either ex friends or partners or someone who tries to call out bullshit! Fucking he’ll the way Lily has g written it’s hard to not see HER AS ONE!

You have all these characters and you neglect so many of them to focus on making your favorite Dollies kiss and scissor or do nothing!

You don’t punish actual rapists either like legit what do you do when your Pokémon who’s been raised like a sister your whole life admits to mindfucking you in a weird soul bond type deal (that you wrote the explanation of yourself), then out of fear swaps dna of a Pokémon of her CRITICALLY ENDANGERED SPECIES can match with to save it with your own dna to baby lock you to staying together, what’s the thing you decide to write?

Case in point: stick an entire cactus up your urethra Lily.

I need a break from this… I’m moving on to the art misdirection.

Lily you are the one commissioning these panels from Mikayla. Meaning you are telling her how to draw these making you the literal art director of this shitty comic!

You want my advice?

USE MODEL SHEETS

Like holy shit. I need to copy paste my spiel about what it is one second:

Make a turnaround for your character(s)!

(Excluding front and back you need to make left and right versions of the rest!)

Front

Back

over-the-shoulder

3/4 view

profile

expression sheets

color pallet reference

(if it’s online/digital rgb if it’s for print it’s cmyk)

include the hexcodes for artists if it’s a small production!

lineup for height and scale for comparison to:

other characters

backgrounds

props

etc.

elements of the world + floor plan in small settings

action poses

hair guide (trust me it’s important)

these are the elements every artist who wants to tell a visual story be it animated or comic always needs:

✨A PITCH BIBLE✨

And Lily, if you’re making any story that is

A. Tied to an existing property

B. Has real world/geopolitical/historic relation

C. Needing a basic understanding to science

Do everyone and yourself a favor

AND DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH IN MLA FORMAT INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ELSES OPINIONS AND YOUR ASS OF HOLDING BULLSHIT!

Class

Dismissed

Your homework is to get these books:

[bonk003]

Resident Evil Characters as things me and my friends have said

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Daniela: Why’d you leave my Instagram live you fucking bitch

Cassandra: I got banned from commenting for calling you a ‘gay cigarette’ but starting with an f

Bela: you do realise you’re not on the live anymore you can say the word

Cassandra: no

Cassandra: now I’m too afraid too

Bela: fucking gowl

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Bela: you like my eyebrow slit ?

Donna: yeah

Donna: looks brill

Bela: thanks, it wasn’t a thought out decision.

Donna: LMFAO

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Karl: why she built like that ?

Donna: who ?

Karl: Mother Miranda

Alcina: omg did you notice that too

Karl: omg wait are we on about the same thing ?!

Alcina: her ass

Karl: her ass

Alcina: OMG YEAH AHAHA

Karl: NO BECAUSE WE FULLY HAVE NEVER AGREED ON SOMETHING BEFORE

Donna: I don’t get it why are we on about her ass when she’s literally the cuntiest person ever

Donna: she gave us enough to chat shit about with that personality alone

Karl: no because why’s she always so angry for

Alcina: idk

Alcina: but did ye see the back of her pants it’s like inverted flapping in the wind where her ass cheeks should be

Donna: to be fair I’d probably be angry all the time to if my ass looked like a punctured basketball

Karl: LMAO I CANT BREATHEEEE

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Daniela: a cat fucking attacked me

Bela: no way are you okay

Cassandra: guarantee you deserved it

Daniela: fuck u Cassandra

Daniela: and yeah I’m okay sure like I’m still wriggling around

Daniela: was my own fault tho

Daniela: I did throw a slice of deli ham at its head

Read at 1:23 am

Daniela: why ye ignoring me

Bela: cause your not well in the head

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Lady Dimitrescu: I don’t seem to have seasonal depression this year so that’s a start 🤪😍

Donna: I don’t get seasonal depression cause my depression is year round

Lady Dimitrescu: 💀💀💀

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Cassandra: omg I’m absolutely creasing

Cassandra: Yanno the way I’m 💥💅💥💅💥💅

Cassandra: and an absolute icon

Cassandra: does that make me…

Cassandra: a bicon

Bela: go to sleep and stop texting me

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Donna: why were we different people like two years ago look at that picture

Bela: we were completely different like it’s actually scary

Donna: totally different

Donna: I blame the trauma 😍💅

Bela: me too🦋😍

Bela: anyways wanna come mine and sneaky link 😫

Donna: be there in 20

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Daniela: wanna move to New York and become strippers ?

Cassandra: yeah

Daniela: ok

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Lady Dimitrescu: you’re sick in the head

Karl: did you unblock me just to say that ?!?

Lady Dimitrescu: yes, and now I’m blocking you again