#and I could go on

[iamjackstylerdurden]

imagine being lawrence gordon. you spent 6 hours in a dirty bathroom with a dead guy and a twink. you then had to cut your foot off and shoot and abandon said twink (that you spent the last 6 hours falling in love with). you make it down the hallway when the (not) dead guy grabs you and said ‘you work for me now’ (does being an apprentice even pay?). the next day you go to your apartment, take a big sigh of relaxation and turn on the tv. and 9/11 is happening

[pseudophan]

one thing i'll never ever tire of is dan and phil making couples content without confirming they're a couple. it's not just that they act married, they make so many videos that you usually mostly see couples making and we just have to roll with it

[newergrowup]

you will never feel the same as you did when you finished that one 12 episode anime. no joy will ever compare...

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I've said it already somewhere in the tags, but I'll say it again. I like to imagine (headcanon) that one of the reasons Varric recruits Rook is that he's already seen what a bunch of disaster bisexuals without therapy can do. So, finally in a leadership position himself, he sees Rook, who's great at stubbornly bullshitting through impossible tasks and radiates emotional intelligence, and he's like, "Yeah, this one."

[isthataraccoon]

currently rereading pjo and all I can think is oml all of these people desperately need therapy

[nerves-nebula]

Every time you look into something to do with physical or mental health it’s like…

either you begin to realize this entire thing might’ve been made up around 70 years ago and everyone in society agrees it definitely exists even when all the evidence is shoddy or actively contradicts the claim’s people make about it and it’s generally used to dismiss issues people are actually trying to get treated

OR

it’s like yea this is serious and real and people suffer from it every day and the people suffering from it are on forums saying if you go to a doctor for it the doctor will shoot you in the face and tell you to come back when the three fates have told you you’ll die in seven days or else you’re a faker

[fo-plushie]

Having an OC/self insert that you get super attached to is hilarious. Like. He's immortal. He's polyamorous. He uses neopronouns but only since 2020. He's a draft dodger. He lives in the MCU. He has parasocial beef with captain america. He was in a lavender marriage. He's terrible with money. He eats people. He's in a situationship with moon knight. He sees his vampirism induced sterility as a plus. He still needs to wear glasses. Who else is doing it like him.

[valdevia]

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[pininghost]

A friend once asked me if my type were pretty boys bc she saw me read bl, which is...wrong for a few reasons but I didn't get to tell her then. one, I read bl bc I'm bored and I'm more into seeing the dynamic. two, my type is whatever this thing is (when it comes to men, at least)

[maximura]

Max what's your favorite thing about Ni-Ki?

His smile. But also his voice and eyes. That's three things but this is a very difficult question.

[bandzboy]

companies really make it hard for us to support groups. this is the tale as old as time but lately, it’s like so many bad things happen that you just stand back and look at everything and just sigh

[r144l3r]

torturous activities for today (not seeing them today) (allergies) (headache) (tummy hurts) (not seeing them today) (not seeing them today) (not seeing them today)

[yoichichi]

My FYP is full of people and their niche little hobbies that take so much skill and craftsman ship and I love it

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait