#and I can't believe it's only 120 minutes long

[13eyond13]

how did I forgor Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) when I had to list my favourite movies here recently

[twice-inamillion]

Threesome with Michaeng

Smut (virgin sex, deflowering, threesome, rough sex, anal)

Chaeyoung’s unexpected experience with a cock 

Chapter 119-121

Chapter 119:

After dinner, Tzuyu helps clean the table and places the plates in the sink. You begin to wash the dishes and notice Chaeyoung beside you. She says, "I know what you did in the kitchen." Nervously you ask, "What do you mean?" 

"Don't play dumb, I know what it smells like, and I know you came in your shorts," says Chaeyoung. 

You say nothing, providing what she said is true. "Don't worry, I like it too, so I don't blame you. Maybe we can do something about it."

"I don't want to talk about it," you respond.

"Okay, that's fine but never says never," said Chaeyoung. 

You finish up and leave as she finishes drying the plates. Nayeon then asks Tzuyu to bring some alcohol to relax and enjoy games in the living room. All the members gather around (including you) and play multiple games, drinking games. 

Jihyo takes part and says, "I pumped some milk for Jisoo to last until tomorrow so I could drink a bit." "Maybe I'll have some too, but just a little. I bought some formula for the babies just in case," said Mina. 

"I'm not going to drink, but I can still join," said Dahyun. 

You left an hour earlier to put the babies to sleep. Since you weren't drunk and only had taken a few sips, the girls asked you to put the babies to rest. Everyone played for a couple of hours until it was late.

Dahyun said she could watch the kids and take them to her room when they were done. You agree, change them into their PJs, and put them on the bed. Because of the lullaby, you end up falling asleep. 

You get woken up by Dahyun, who asks you to help Jihyo since she passed out drunk on the couch. You go to the living room and find Jihyo knocked out and the rest of the girls on the floor with some blankets. 

 "Jihyo, let me help you to your room." Jihyo responds, "Nooooooooo; I'm okay right here. Leave me alone here" in a drunken voice. 

You let her go and try to find Mina to see if she's somewhere inside the mountains for blankets. You look around, but she's not there. You check the water closet but nothing. You walk around the hallways and hear some noise. 

You walk until getting to Mina's room. "Weird, why is there mumbling," you say. You go for the knob, turn it right, and push it slightly open. When you see what is in front of your view, you are shocked to find Mina in a compromising position. 

Chapter 120:

You open the door and see Mina lying on the bed, completely naked, with her arms reaching down for something. 

You open the door more and see Chaeyoung at the end of the other side and going down on Mina. Both girls are completely naked and look like they are enjoying themselves. They don't notice you since they are too busy, and you open the door more. 

You hear Mina say, "We haven't done this in a long time, Chae," who sounded out of breath. Then you hear Chaeyoung agreeing with Mina, but it sounds muffled since she is busy eating. 

You, on the other side of the door, can't believe what you hear and see. 

"How and why are Mina and Chaeyoung in that situation? What do they mean they it has been a long time? Have they done this before? Was this their relationship before you got together with Mina?" Many things are going down your mind, and you can't seem to understand. 

You try to get a better view, and you see that Mina is holding Chaeyoung's head down, and you can hear Chaeyoung increase the sound of her sloppy eating. Louder and louder are the sounds that are coming out of Mina. At one point, you listen to her say your name, which makes Chaeyoung say, "Why are you saying his name? I'm the one with you right now," but Mina doesn't answer. A couple of seconds later, you hear Mina say, "I'm about to cum, don't stop," as she grabs the sheets tightly. 

You can see Mina squirt all over Chaeyoung's face and Mina is shaking from her lower body. After a minute, you hear Chaeyoung say, "Now my turn, Sharon." You hear Mina say seriously, "Okay, let me return the favor to you and give you a good time."

Mina/Sharon gets off the bed, and Chaeyoung moves towards the middle. "Get on all fours, Chae," said Mina/Sharon. You see Chaeyoung go on all fours and "slap, slap" You see Mina/Sharon slap Chaeyoung's ass. 

Chaeyoung screams, getting caught off guard. Mina/Sharon pushes Chaeyoung down so her face is closer to the bed, and her ass is sticking up in the air. You see a finger move alongside Chaeyoung's ass down to her thigh and going back up. She circles her finger around Chae's lower lips and stops. She moves her finger out and uses the index and thumb to rub against each other, showing a sticky substance that you assume came from Chae's lower lips. "Please, Mina." 

"You know not to call me by that name."

"Please, Sharon, give it to me." Sharon then slides two fingers into Chaeyoung's pussy and pushes it all the way in.

You could see and hear Chaeyoung gasp, but Sharon didn't give her time to adjust and rapidly inserted her fingers in and out of her. After a while, Mina goes for three fingers, making Chaeyoung arch her back at the pleasure she is getting from Sharon. 

"Please eat me; I can't wait," begs Chaeyoung.

Instead of giving her a response, Sharon pushes her down and has her face on the bed. She slaps Chaeyoung's ass and screams. 

"Don't tell me what to do," slapping her again. 

"Slap, slap. Slap, slap" 

Chaeyoung gets her ass slapped until it turns red with Sharon's handprint. The whole time Sharon was spanking her, Chaeyoung had the blanket in her mouth to prevent her cries from coming out. 

"Get off the bed and stand up straight with your back facing the bed," demands Sharon. She follows Sharon's command but has a hard time getting up. You see that her ass is red and has her stumbling when she tries to stand up straight. It is then that Chaeyoung sees peeking at them. You both meet each other's eyes, but she doesn't say anything. 

Instead, Sharon pushes her down, and Chaeyoung lands on the bed. She puts Chae's legs in a triangle and spreads her legs. You can see Chaeyoung's pussy. Sharon spreads Chae's lips, and you can see how pink it is; Sharon places her tongue inside and twists and turns its inside. Knowing that you are there and Sharon is concentrated on eating Chaeyoung, she says, "Do know that I caught Oppa's jizz in his shorts after seeing Nayeon feeling up on Sana and Momo's tits." 

"Ohh, really? Do you think he has something for them, or is he just horny?" asks Sharon. 

"I just think he's horny. I even confronted him and asked him to do something about it, but he gave me no response," Chaeyoung said as she looked directly at you while smiling. 

"Maybe we can have him join us if he doesn't bitch out," said Sharon. 

The disrespect of having Sharon call out a bitch makes you not recognize her and wonder who Mina is. 

But at the same time, this action is making you extremely hard. Your shorts are bulging, and you begin to get harder as you see Sharon keep on eating Chaeyoung. Since she is also nude, you can see Sharon's thick ass. 

You know that she has the best ass of all the Twice members. You can see her juicy pussy leaking and her butthole clenching. Suddenly you can see her spread her legs, making the view of her pussy and ass more accessible.

"I know you're behind that door, oppa; I can hear your breathing," said Sharon. 

Her actions caught you off guard, and you didn't know how to react. "Come out here and join us if you'd like. If you do not, close the door and go back to sleep," said Sharon seriously. 

It made you angry, and you opened the door wide open. You walk towards Sharon, pick her up from behind, and drop her on the bed. 

You raise your hand and give a big slap on Sharon's ass. When you hit it, you feel the vibration and see her cheeks jiggle.

"What are you doing op…." But you don't give Sharon a chance to talk and give her another two slaps. After three slaps, you realize what you have done and step back. 

Sharon turns her head, and you think she will be crying, but instead, you see her eyes full of ecstasy. She looks at you with her sexy glaze while biting her lower up. "Would you like to join us, oppa? asks Sharon. 

You want to, but your promise of having sex with other women didn't allow you to. Sharon sees this, says, "Yeah, I thought you wouldn't," and returns to eating Chaeyoung. 

You instead start to beat your meat as Sharon is eating Chaeyoung. After a few minutes of jerking off, Chaeyoung says, "I think he is about to cum." 

Chaeyoung and Sharon look into each other's eyes and nod. They both get off the bed and kneel in front of you. They stick out their faces and tongues and close their eyes. In your head, you know what to do. 

You give a couple of jerks and cum all over Sharon's and Chaeyoung's faces. "Ah ah ahhh," as you splash them with cum. Anywhere from their hair, eye, nose, and mouth, you came all over it. 

They both try to open their eyes and see your semi-limp cock still standing. Sharon grabs your cock and says, "You want to lick off the rest of his cum, Chaeyoung?" 

"Yeah, I do," as Chaeyoung approaches your cock and licks the cum off. She licks it all over, and suddenly you see Sharon going for the back of Chaeyoung's head. 

You think you know what Sharon might do, but you don't believe it until Sharon pushes Chaeyoung's mouth into your cock. She holds Chaeyoung's head down, and she begins to gag. Chaeyoung tries to fight it and frees herself. She coughs hard and says, "Unnie, why did you do that? I almost died with Oppa's cock down my throat." 

Sharon gets laughs, stands and gives you a peck on the cheek, and says, "I thought to be funny," and sticks her tongue out and winks with cum running down her face. 

After Sharon gives you a happy sex face, she whispers in your ear, saying, "I want you to continue." 

"I don't think we should. I don't want to mess with another member."

"I don't think you understood me; I wasn't asking you. I'm telling you to continue," as she has a hold of your balls, giving them a hard squeeze.

You say to yourself, "This isn't the Mina you know; Sharon is a dangerous person." 

"Hey, Chaeyoung, come over here and give him a handjob." 

"Okay, unnie, but I don't know how to do it," says Chaeyoung. Sharon walks up to Chaeyoung and "slap," gives her a slap across the face.

"Why are you so useless when it comes to cock” as she is pitching Chaeyoung's face with her hand.

Shocked at what happened, see Sharon walking towards you and right behind you. "Here, this is how you do it" as she grabs your cock. 

She begins to jerk you off until it's nice and hard. "Come on, Chaeyoung, and suck his cock” says Sharon in a commanding voice. Chaeyoung rushes since she doesn't want to get slapped again. She takes both her hands to grab your cock and gives it a couple of licks with the tip of your tongue. You could tell that she was inexperienced since she had a confusing look in her eyes.

You tell her, "I know you don't want to do this, but it will be over soon."

She then begins to suck you off slowly and with such carefulness. But you could tell that Sharon didn't have it. 

"Do it faster, Chaeyoung." 

Chaeyoung does what she is told and inserts more of your cock in her mouth. Sharon whispers in your ear, "You don't have to be gentle with her, don't get emotionally attached and be rough with her." 

You couldn't believe what Sharon was saying. Chaeyoung currently was only taking in 30-40 percent of your cock. Not giving a reply fast enough, she grabs the back of Chaeyoung's head and led it to the end of your cock.

Your whole length hits the back of Chaeyoung's throat, and it felt marvelous; her throat squeezed on your cock. Chaeyoung was surprised and panicking, but Sharon said, "Don't worry you'll get used to it," while holding Chaeyoung's head from moving. 

You could see that Chaeyoung wasn't used to it because her eyes were getting watery, and she began to place her hands against your thighs to push you away. Sharon took notice of this and kept her head as still as possible. 

Chaeyoung began to gag and push you again even harder, but Sharon wouldn't allow it. She then looked at you in your eyes, and you could see she was losing her breath. Her arms pushing you away were weakening, and you could see her eyes rolling back. 

Only then did Sharon pull her head back and allow Chaeyoung to catch her breath.

She coughs harshly as tears fall down her face, her makeup a mess since it was ruined. It didn't take long until Sharon told you to fuck her throat. 

You do not want to disappoint her, so you slide your cock back in, but Chaeyoung has difficulty keeping her head up. Sharon holds it still with her two hands while you fuck her throat. You thrust your cock in and out, keep it in the back of her throat just before she passes out repeat again. 

"Now cum in her mouth," commands Sharon. 

"Please, I'm tired. I can't anymore," begs Chaeyoung.

"I'll decide when you're done. So go and cum in her." 

You do as you are told and have your cock all the way back of her throat. At this point, Chaeyoung doesn't even fight it anymore and accepts her fate.

The warmth of her mouth makes you release a nice and smooth cum that flows down her throat. You pull your cock out, and she tries to get up but stumbles. She falls on the bed and looks like a rag doll that's been played with. 

You turn your head and see Sharon with a happy smile, and she tells you, "Good job, but it's not over."

You ask, "What do you mean? I did everything you told me." 

"That was just for starters. You still need to fuck her. Choose a hole to cum in," as she spreads Chaeyoung's lips, revealing her untouched hymen. 

In your head, you want to fuck her but know you don't want to get another girl pregnant. So cumming in her pussy is out of the question. "I'll fuck her ass then.

"Perfect, but cum inside." 

You see Chaeyoung lying on the bed in a comatose state. You walk towards where she is and move her body so she has her lower body facing you. As you move her, you see she's trying to tell you something, but her body doesn't react. 

You spread her legs wide open and see her shaven pussy and nice pinkish butthole. Chaeyoung is petite; has small breasts and ass, but her body proportions are still significant.

Sharon goes up to Chaeyoung and says, "Are you sure you don't want some of this" as she spreads Chaeyoung's pussy lips open once more. You are tempted, but you think about the possibility of her getting pregnant, and you can't risk it. 

"No, I'm okay." 

You jerk your cock, and Sharon tells you to smack Chaeyoung's ass. You smack it, and Chaeyoung grunts softly. 

"Slap her harder, as you mean it. I'm not going to tell you twice."

You raise your hand up high, pause, and slap her ass with force. She grunts harder, not being able to speak because of the cock that you gave her earlier. 

"Again," says Sharon. You give her about ten slaps, and every time, she grunts loudly. 

Tears were falling from her eyes, and her ass was red and had your hand imprinted. "Now she's ready," says Sharon. 

You align your cock to the entrance of her pucker hole. Because you were slapping her ass earlier, your cock got excited and produced some precum. You use it as lube and slowly and gently enter her butt. 

Chaeyoung's asshole is tight, and it would try to push you out as you triy to penetrate her. While holding her hips, you pushed in deeper you could feel your foreskin peeling back, giving you a cold but hot sensation all over your body. 

Chaeyoung, too, reacted and would say "aaaahhhh" while holding the bedsheets with all her might. Hearing her whine and the pain excited you, making you want to go in deeper. 

It feels like forever, but you are 3/4 inside her, and Sharon tells you to give a final push. You follow her order and slam your cock deep inside. Chaeyoung yells in both pain and pleasure as she is being stretched by your large cock. 

"You know this is the first time Chaeyoung had something in her ass; you took her anal virginity," said Sharon while caressing Chaeyoung's head, trying to comfort her through this experience. 

"Now move," commands Sharon. 

"But shouldn't I let her adjust to my cock?" 

"No, like I said before, you don't have to be nice and romantic with her. You don't have a relationship with her, so you can be as rough as you want. Use her for your pleasure; think of her as your cocksleeve."

Hearing that, make your blood pump faster as you shove more of cock in her butt and thrust.

A yell slips from Chaeyoung as she is biting on the bedsheet. You continue to thrust repeatedly until both of you are in sync, from yelling of pain to enjoyment and, finally ecstasy. 

She grips your cock with her insides and tries to choke it when you slam it inside. Her boobs shake, and precum is dripping onto the sheets once she begins to enjoy it. She even starts to call your name and ask you to cum. 

"Please, oppa, cum inside of me" as Chaeyoung turns to face you, you see her eyes of ecstasy. 

You finally give it a final thrust, and your cock pours all of its cum inside her ass. She loses all her energy, falls on the bed, and passes out. 

You pull out and see your cum running down her ass to her leg and eventually the bed. Sharon tells you you did a good job and takes a picture of Chaeyoung passed out on the bed filled with cum. 

She then invites you to join her in bed and moves Chaeyoung's body over like a used rag doll that's fulfilled its purpose.

 All three of your fall asleep next to each other. The following day you all are fresh and filled with energy, ready for breakfast.

Chaeyoung, on the other hand, is still passed out with your cum dried up and her handprint still on her ass.

 When asked, Mina says that Chaeyoung woke up unwell, but she would take her meal to her later on as she looks at you with an innocent face. 

[endwithajadestrick]

Complaining About the Pacing in Ahsoka

I know that I am being a real (medium-sized) curmudgeon about this, but I have chosen to embrace it. Manager, I would like to log some complaints re: the latest episode of Ahsoka.

Spoilers ahead:

This is more of a general gripe, but it really hit me this episode that this show is so slowly paced. Every episode could have been half the runtime without cutting any character beats or plot information. This feels especially apparent when you consider that most Clone Wars and Rebels episodes really are about half the length of one Ahsoka episode, about 20 vs. 40 mins. And episodes of those series are not light on plot or action. Clones and Rebels were, however, plotted more around mini arcs, usually of 2-3 episodes (because they were gearing those shows for kids), which would necessitate that the writers' room keep things tight. You set your board, get in, and get out. But Ahsoka only has one story arc for its eight-episode run and just not enough depth of character drama or pace of action to fill that runtime out. (It is probably worth mentioning here that Dave Filoni is the only credited writer on the series.)

You can especially feel the ponderous slowness in the establishing shots. Why do they go on for so long! It's usual to have a shot or two giving us an idea of the landscape our heroes are in, but in most films and shows those shots only come out to a few seconds of screen time--because we don't need them to be longer in order to get the information they're supposed to transmit. Further environmental detail can be picked out while you are watching your characters do other things.

This episode spends about two minutes just showing us Sabine walking through the Noti village. I know that doesn't sound like a lot of time, but in TV time a lot can happen in two minutes. For example:

Here's a compilation of the Finn vs Captain Phasma fight moments from The Last Jedi.

It is 2 minutes and 34 seconds long--including bits that were cut from the theatrical version of the film! How many beats, actions, and dramatic reversals are fit into those couple of minutes? Quite a few!

By contrast, nothing happens during Sabine's introduction to the Noti village. We aren't seeing anything with each changing shot that feels new or emphasized like it's information that we're going to need to remember later on. It's just wasted time, and I feel like it's anecdotally emblematic of a larger problem with the show. Lots of dead air between actions, wasted time that could have been trimmed in the writing or editing phase.

The first Star Wars movie is about two hours long, and I reckon about as much happens in that film as has happened so far in Ahsoka, which is about twice that length (around 260 mins to New Hope's 120). It's easy to overlook in light of all the other cool stuff A New Hope has going for it, but a lot of what makes that first movie work so well as an action adventure is how fast it's taking you from moment to moment, non-stop from gun fight, to character meeting, to escape, to subterfuge, a brief respite where our guys philosophize, and so on. Ahsoka is already working with a lot less charm and verve in front of and behind the camera than that film. It really can't afford to be lackadaisical with its pacing.

As stated above, I am a curmudgeon, and a lot of my problems with this show can probably be chalked up in part to the fact that it just didn't get me in its pocket out the gate. I wasn't especially charmed or intrigued by anything going on in episodes one or two, and I was subsequently less inclined to roll with the rough bits further down the line.

I want to be on board with it, and it has a lot of aspects I genuinely enjoy that make me believe that with a little spit and polish the finished product could have been shaped into something genuinely fun. I like Ray Stevenson's Baylan Skoll (Titus Pullo stans, arise!). His ambiguous schemes for the future are genuinely intriguing and ominous, and he feels like a fresh take on the dark-sider baddy, next to the cackling Emperor, cold-blooded cyborg Darth Vader, and rage monster Kylo Ren. He's very "I am the only one who can truly see the big picture." Oh ho, betcha you can't! But, as the kids say, let him cook.

I also think Eman Esfandi was perfectly cast as the live-action Ezra. In just a couple minutes of presence, he exudes warmth and charm (though I could have done without the blue contact lenses. They just look wrong, and would anyone have cared that Ezra's eyes are brown now?).

But none of what should be the big beats in this show have really landed for me so far, including this week's big reunion between Sabine and Ezra. Seriously girl, you gambled with the fate of your entire galaxy for just the shot at saving this man, and the most you can summon upon seeing him again for the first time in (checks official calendar) "9 to 12 years" is some middlingly witty banter and a lukewarm hug? I'm not someone who thinks that Ezra and Sabine's relationship is/should be romantic, but come on. Tears should have been shed! This has been Sabine's raison d'etre for the whole show. This, not becoming a Jedi, is what we are told she really cares about. If she won't get emotional about it, why should I?

And for the record, I don't want to put the blame for this on either Esfandi or Liu Bordizzo. I suspect that it's a writing and directing problem. And on that note, this week's episode was directed by Jennifer Getzinger, an experienced TV director with a pretty solid track record, whose resume includes both high emotional melodramas and prestige series, so... paging Mr. Filoni?

There are numerous talented actors and artists who have given a lot to this show, and many fans ready and eager to give it love. I just wish that the story were giving as much back to them.

[the-firebird69]

Fiido Titan - 248 miles ultra-long range Fat Tire Ebikes

I think that my grandpa got this to go and it's pill and Preston says grandpa-in-law too. And that's him and I believe them because they said they're going to work on it and here it is. This is an outstanding I have so sick of trying this stupid f****** battery. I don't know that far either because I can't if I had a decent road tire which is really the one that's on my lectric and it's heavy duty and it's like 120 steel bands which is much more than most and I trust a girl further and I put in the the green stuff and it makes it so you can go along the rise with confidence and with the knob is you don't get too many flats and it would be a confidence thing and I like 250 mi a charge and I'll go places and I'm sure I would increase the speed on it and the thing was fly and it's probably a way around it and really they need to put out these books they used to do it in the eighties they slowed in the 90s cuz everyone was a good day at least put out cheap things cheating how to change your car speeds how to adjust your lights the way you want and things like that to get around rules and stuff so you need to cheat sheet for this or cheap book for this ebike and other ebikes but right here this is really good for anything I would need it for as the original battery goes pretty far I already have that in the white bike but with three batteries it goes very far and mine with two batteries that are long distance goes real far and here The Price is Right it's like 2100 bucks and it goes 250 miles and it's a 20 mph or 28 mile an hour with pedaling and it's crazy that's really good that's awesome and the batteries are not huge

Zues

It's about damn time you get the thing and you don't know how to tie it in you try to they always get messed up now the bikes will have systems to tie in and so you can run one or two batteries it's ridiculous this is so crazy our son finally has two batteries if he gets money he's going to buy two new long range batteries and put the other one back on he has more confidence and he can go further it's really a matter of on doing it right and those tires don't get flats easy it's much better than what he got no but somebody was trying a lot of stuff to do that and they are going to get messed up you don't need novice to ride these things and you're stupid Trump you need to be killed you're such a hose bag and what a loser it's way too much for a young person we're applying tons of pressure because of it and it doesn't do a damn thing but really you and your bosses. And we're going to have to do something I'm sick of this negative stuff too I see it all the time everywhere and it's just not going to do. This guy in Trump by the way just to grind it in a little and he and she want to run this ebike store and he could have done all this stuff and it is doing anything he's just making people angry and miserable with this battery you can take the limiter off and people won't know ever and you can ride around if you're in trouble you can hit it and you will like 50 or 60 miles an hour and you need the batteries cuz it's only good at that speed for like 10 minutes but yeah you can get away we can get out of a danger zone and it is required these days everybody needs it and our son needs it and he needs the extended batteries but boy he's got it already he's got two when you put them on there it goes like 150 miles on throttle when you're running it normal light about 13 miles an hour and if you take the limiter off and with the tires the way they are we have some people saying it goes 70 mph with the extended batteries but only for about 10 minutes but still you're you're pretty far away at that time so we're going to help him get some things

Thor Freya

Olympus

[leonbloder]

Old Faithful

During my day-long visit to Yellowstone National Park, I was determined to see all the main sites I could visit. Because I arrived at the crack of dawn, I got the chance to do so long before the buses filled with mostly pasty-white tourists arrived with their hordes of children.  

If I sound a bit like a curmudgeon, it's because I am one, at least when it comes to buses filled with tourists and screaming kids who ignore the safety signs. 

But at long last, I found my way to Old Faithful, the famous geyser that erupts on a reasonably consistent schedule every 35-120 minutes.  The National Park Service can predict the eruption schedule within plus or minus ten minutes, which is remarkable. 

As fate would have it, I arrived soon after Old Faithful erupted, so I had a long wait.  

I took advantage of the time to visit the gift shop, scope out some hiking trails, refill my water bottles, and then find a good spot to view the event. 

The eruption began slowly at first.  Water began to bubble up and spill over the side of the geyser's crater, and the crowd started to "Oooooo!" and "Aaaaahhh!" only to be forced to wait a bit longer.  

The crowd dissipated quickly as Old Faithful began to subside and go back on the clock for the next eruption.  I walked with them and listened to the chatter of the people around me. 

"Wasn't that cool?" a dad asked his teenage daughter.  "It was okay," she replied. 

"Check that off the list!" a guy in front of me told his girlfriend. "That was a long wait," she replied. 

As I continued to walk and listen, I sensed that most of us missed something important about what we had just witnessed.  

Seeing this incredible natural phenomenon, which has thrilled millions of people in years gone by, may have been anticlimactic for most people who came to see it that day.  

It wasn't all that miraculous to them.  

The more I thought about it, the more I realized that I had the same tendencies and wondered if I had the chance to see Old Faithful again, if I wouldn't try harder to time it better so I didn't have to wait. 

Our culture has an immediacy that can't be ignored. We have become used to not having to wait. In addition, our senses have become deadened to a certain extent by the incredible things that often happen right under our noses—miracles that should amaze us. 

So we live our lives thinking that miracles are only things that happened a long time ago, recorded by people who were too easily impressed. We feel a kind of superiority about this view as people who aren't easily entertained and are too wise to be fooled.  

What might be surprising is that even in ancient times, many people who witnessed the miraculous held the same view.  

Many of the Gospel accounts of Jesus' miracles also included statements about those who refused to believe what they had seen was miraculous.  Jesus often pointed this out, sometimes with a degree of sadness. 

Miracles are all around us, though. We can see them in Creation, experience them through incredible advances in Science and Technology, and find them in medicines that cure what used to be a death sentence. 

However, we have come to see these things through a jaundiced lens rather than clear-eyed and filled with wonder.  

We should take the time each day to pause and reflect on the miraculous nature of the world around us.  We should push back from our desire for immediacy and learn to wait and watch.  We should learn to see better, let the wonder of our world renew our souls, and find hope in all of it.

May we all learn what it means to practice this.  And may the grace and peace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with us all, now and forever. Amen.    

[atomic-thomas]

(Fake ASMR Commission) An Encounter With A Human Girl [Giant Listener]

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"Huh... I just remembered about that one Disney movie that got canceled."

"Gigantic"

"Strange how I suddenly just thought of that. Now I wonder... Was a synopsis ever made for that movie? I'd at least like to know the summary for it since I'll never be able to watch it. A quick Google search should do."

*typing sounds*

"Oh wow! There's actually a description for it."

"Set in Spain during the Age of Exploration, Gigantic follows a teenage adventure-seeker named Jack as he discovers a world of giants hidden within the clouds. Along the way, he befriends a young giantess, Inma, who's 11 years old, 60 feet tall & treats him like a living doll. He agrees to help her find her way home, but he doesn't account for her super-sized personality, nor for the presence of the hostile Storm Giants, who stand at 120 feet."

"Aw man! That sounds so cool. I would love to have seen this movie. It was clearly inspired by Jack & the Beanstalk. Damn, it would've been such a spectacle. Does the page mention a reason for it's cancelation?"

"It does. Unspecified creative differences."

"Well that's vague. That could mean anything. And it was two years into development. Such wasted potential. What a shame."

*giant footstep sounds start*

"What the... Why is the ground shaking?"

"Wait a minute. This makes no sense. Earthquakes don't even happen where I live."

"I should probably go outside anyway. On the off chance the roof doesn't hold up, it'd be unwise to stay inside. These tremors are intense. Hopefully I don't have to pay for house repairs."

*door opening sound*

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

*giant footstep sounds stop*

"What... Why... How... I don't understand!"

"Oh God, please don't hurt me!"

...

"Huh? You won't? Really?"

...

"Why would I assume that... Uh..."

...

"Y-yes... It's because you're gigantic."

...

"W-well... You aren't visually scary or anything. You look... Pretty normal actually."

"Wait, what am I saying? What's even happening? Am I dreaming? Giants aren't real."

...

"Oh... Oh dear. I... I'm so sorry. That was probably offensive."

...

"It's... Fine? Wow. You don't get offended easily, do you?"

...

"You expected these reactions from a human. Well... No wonder you're so chill."

...

"Um... Sure... I suppose you can pick me up. But... What for?"

...

"You just want to hold me. Well, I don't see why not."

...

"Of course I'm nervous. I never thought I'd meet a giant. Let alone get offered to be held by one. But... I'm willing to try it. This feels like... A once in a lifetime experience that I shouldn't miss out on."

...

"Wow. That's a pretty big hand you got there. I guess I'll just... Climb onto your palm."

"*grunt* There we go. Hope you didn't mind me using your fingernail as leverage."

...

"Woah! Oh jeez. The ground is falling away fast. What is my life right now?!"

...

"Uh... Hey there. Pretty cool seeing you at eye level."

"Oh God, that's such a long way down."

...

"I'm sure you won't drop me. It's just... Your hand doesn't have guardrails."

...

"You'd catch me if I fell. Heh... You're really nice, you know that?"

"So... Where are you from?"

...

"You... Can't say. Why not?"

...

"Ohhh... So... Humans & giants were never meant to meet each other. Wait. If that's the case then why are you here?"

...

"You got curious. So like... Will you get into trouble if your fellow giants find out you were here?"

...

"I see. Well, it's a good thing I live in a rural area. Not too many prying eyes around here. I think I'm the only human whose seen you so far."

...

"You're not worried about humans seeing you. Why though? That sounds like it would be important."

...

"Oh yeah. That makes sense. It's unlikely anyone would believe someone who claims that they saw a giant. Guess I can't really make that claim either. At least not without sounding like a crazy person."

"But still. Why is it so important for your kind to remain hidden? I don't really see the big deal."

...

"Too complicated. Well... I suppose there's a certain risk involved with attempting to co-exist. And there'd also be a massive resource issue."

"Hmmm... I see what you mean. We're both in a situation that isn't broken in the first place so... Why fix it?"

...

"Oh... You have to go now. Aww... Already? It feels too soon."

...

"Well, if it's really that important then I suppose I can't stop you. But... Will I see you again? I don't want to part ways forever. You're so cool! And you've been so nice to me. A true BFG. You know. Big Friendly Giant."

...

"You'll visit in secret. Awesome! Just be careful, alright? Wouldn't want your own kind to find out about this."

...

"Well... I guess you should put me down now. Slowly this time, okay? Nearly got motion sick when you picked me up a few minutes ago."

...

"*grunt* There we go. Back on solid ground."

...

"Hey, be safe out there, you hear? I don't know where you live, but I wish you safe travels."

...

"Until we meet again, my giant friend."

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THE END

[rawk-chikk]

Thought I'd do one of the ol' 'post a snippet of what you're currently working on' type dealies.

Think of it as proof of life, only less kidnappy...which is funny coz summer is basically holding my brain hostage. I've had bad summers before, but this is by far the worst in recent memory.

Not that my memory's in full working order at the mo, so how would I fucking know? I'd forget my bloody name if it wasn't...screwed on? 🤔

Anywho. It's still in a semi-raw state on account of the aforementioned summer-induced brain drain, so don't eat it. There will almost deffo be tweaks between this and the final version. Including correct formatting and grammar. I used to essentially write 'stream of consciousness' style, with only a vague idea of the plot. Nowadays I approach writing like I approach a lot of my creative stuff. Block in, then refine, refine, and refine some more until i'm satisfied with the result.

I'd say I'm at the 120-grit sanding stage.

Genre: Post-movie (fixed it obvs 😉), sort of a crack-adjacent fluffpiece. A bit of feelgood nonsense essentially.

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"Facial recognition? You think they'll have that here? At a generic theme park in Nowhere, Ohio?"

"I'll admit it's unlikely, but it's not impossible. Besides, we're likely to wind up in the background of some kid's goddamn selfie and plastered all over social media, so the less recognisable we are, the better."

Seemed simple enough. Sarah continued with another sharp tap.

"Here's our fallback point if shit goes sideways. So if we get separated in the crowd, if security looks too long in your direction, or if you suspect the guy in the stupid bear costume might be a fucking robot, send up a flare on comms then we'll regroup here."

Dani nodded her understanding, making a mental note of the location and surrounding landmarks. Grace took a moment to assess, then gave a mutter of approval.

"Try to keep it low profile, ladies." Sarah sighed and began folding up the map. "Can't believe I actually agreed to this."

Dani gave the old woman's shoulder an affectionate squeeze. "Like you said when I suggested it, it's an opportunity to assess how my training is going, right? And I've been learning from the best, so have a little faith."

"Fine. But I swear to God, if you two start making out next to me on the ghost train I will kill you myself. Any questions?"

Grace piped up in a confused tone, "Is it supposed to be a bear? Looks more like a dog to me."

"I thought it was some kind of rodent," Dani admitted sheepishly.

The three women pondered the glossy cover image of the park mascot in perplexed silence for a minute, before Sarah came to her senses and gruffly ordered everyone out of the car.

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And that's all she...well obvs that's not all I wrote. But that's all yer getting 😝.

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: justasmallbloginabigklainefandom

@justasmallbloginabigklainefandom

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Finn Hudson

Favourite season: Season 2

Least favourite season: Season 4

Mean song rating: 6.46

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 6.9

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.14

Mean song rating season 1: 6.35

Mean song rating season 2: 6.4

Mean song rating season 3: 6.59

Mean song rating season 4: 6.41

Mean song rating season 5: 6.52

Mean song rating season 6: 6.49

Songs rated: 702

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by justasmallbloginabigklainefandom, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by justasmallbloginabigklainefandom. 10 was assigned 26 times, 9 was assigned 52 times, 8 was assigned 126 times, 7 was assigned 174 times, 6 was assigned 128 times, 5 was assigned 99 times, 4 was assigned 53 times, 3 was assigned 25 times, 2 was assigned 12 times, 1 was assigned 7 times, and 0 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

2. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

3. (10) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

4. (10) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

5. (10) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

6. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

7. (10) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

8. (10) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

9. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

10. (10) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

11. (10) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

12. (10) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

13. (10) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

14. (10) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

15. (10) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

16. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

17. (10) - S3x10 - Without You

18. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

19. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

20. (10) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

21. (10) - S4x12 - Love Song

22. (10) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

23. (10) - S5x01 - Yesterday

24. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

25. (10) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

26. (10) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

27. (9) - S1x05 - Last Name

28. (9) - S1x05 - Alone

29. (9) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

30. (9) - S1x11 - True Colors

31. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

32. (9) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

33. (9) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

34. (9) - S1x22 - Faithfully

35. (9) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

36. (9) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

37. (9) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

38. (9) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

39. (9) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

40. (9) - S2x09 - Valerie

41. (9) - S2x16 - Misery

42. (9) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

43. (9) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

44. (9) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

45. (9) - S2x21 - My Man

46. (9) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

47. (9) - S3x08 - Control

48. (9) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

49. (9) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

50. (9) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

51. (9) - S3x13 - Love Shack

52. (9) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

53. (9) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

54. (9) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

55. (9) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

56. (9) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

57. (9) - S3x17 - So Emotional

58. (9) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

59. (9) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

60. (9) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

61. (9) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

62. (9) - S4x04 - Mine

63. (9) - S4x09 - Being Alive

64. (9) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

65. (9) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

66. (9) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

67. (9) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

68. (9) - S5x12 - Valerie

69. (9) - S5x14 - Rockstar

70. (9) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

71. (9) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

72. (9) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

73. (9) - S6x05 - Father Figure

74. (9) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

75. (9) - S6x06 - Alfie

76. (9) - S6x10 - Rise

77. (9) - S6x13 - I Lived

78. (9) - S6x13 - This Time

79. (8) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

80. (8) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

81. (8) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

82. (8) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

83. (8) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

84. (8) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

85. (8) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

86. (8) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

87. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

88. (8) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

89. (8) - S1x15 - Burning Up

90. (8) - S1x16 - Home

91. (8) - S1x16 - Beautiful

92. (8) - S1x18 - One

93. (8) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

94. (8) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

95. (8) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

96. (8) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

97. (8) - S2x01 - Billionaire

98. (8) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

99. (8) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

100. (8) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

101. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

102. (8) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

103. (8) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

104. (8) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

105. (8) - S2x11 - She's Not There

106. (8) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

107. (8) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

108. (8) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

109. (8) - S2x15 - Landslide

110. (8) - S2x16 - Blackbird

111. (8) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

112. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way

113. (8) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

114. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird

115. (8) - S2x21 - Back to Black

116. (8) - S2x22 - My Cup

117. (8) - S2x22 - For Good

118. (8) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

119. (8) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

120. (8) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

121. (8) - S3x03 - Spotlight

122. (8) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

123. (8) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

124. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

125. (8) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

126. (8) - S3x08 - We Are Young

127. (8) - S3x08 - ABC

128. (8) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

129. (8) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

130. (8) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

131. (8) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

132. (8) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

133. (8) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

134. (8) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

135. (8) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

136. (8) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

137. (8) - S3x15 - Fighter

138. (8) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

139. (8) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

140. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

141. (8) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

142. (8) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

143. (8) - S3x18 - Cry

144. (8) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

145. (8) - S4x01 - It's Time

146. (8) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

147. (8) - S4x02 - 3

148. (8) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

149. (8) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

150. (8) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

151. (8) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

152. (8) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

153. (8) - S4x07 - Heroes

154. (8) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

155. (8) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

156. (8) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

157. (8) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

158. (8) - S4x11 - Tell Him

159. (8) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

160. (8) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

161. (8) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

162. (8) - S4x16 - Closer

163. (8) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

164. (8) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

165. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

166. (8) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

167. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

168. (8) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

169. (8) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

170. (8) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

171. (8) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

172. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way

173. (8) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

174. (8) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

175. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

176. (8) - S5x10 - The Happening

177. (8) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

178. (8) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

179. (8) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

180. (8) - S5x13 - Be Okay

181. (8) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

182. (8) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

183. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

184. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown

185. (8) - S5x14 - People

186. (8) - S5x15 - Colorblind

187. (8) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

188. (8) - S5x19 - Memory

189. (8) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

190. (8) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

191. (8) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

192. (8) - S6x02 - Tightrope

193. (8) - S6x02 - Take On Me

194. (8) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

195. (8) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

196. (8) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

197. (8) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

198. (8) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

199. (8) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

200. (8) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

201. (8) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

202. (8) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

203. (8) - S6x12 - Popular

204. (8) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

205. (7) - S1x01 - Respect

206. (7) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

207. (7) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

208. (7) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

209. (7) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

210. (7) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

211. (7) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

212. (7) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

213. (7) - S1x11 - Imagine

214. (7) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

215. (7) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

216. (7) - S1x12 - Jump

217. (7) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

218. (7) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

219. (7) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

220. (7) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

221. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

222. (7) - S1x15 - Vogue

223. (7) - S1x16 - Fire

224. (7) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

225. (7) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

226. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

227. (7) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

228. (7) - S1x20 - Poker Face

229. (7) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

230. (7) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

231. (7) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

232. (7) - S2x01 - Listen

233. (7) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

234. (7) - S2x03 - One of Us

235. (7) - S2x05 - Time Warp

236. (7) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

237. (7) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

238. (7) - S2x08 - Marry You

239. (7) - S2x11 - Need You Now

240. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

241. (7) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

242. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

243. (7) - S2x15 - Animal

244. (7) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

245. (7) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

246. (7) - S2x16 - Get It Right

247. (7) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

248. (7) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

249. (7) - S2x17 - All By Myself

250. (7) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

251. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams

252. (7) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

253. (7) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

254. (7) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

255. (7) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

256. (7) - S2x20 - Friday

257. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

258. (7) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

259. (7) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

260. (7) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

261. (7) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

262. (7) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

263. (7) - S3x03 - It's All Over

264. (7) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

265. (7) - S3x04 - Candyman

266. (7) - S3x05 - America

267. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

268. (7) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

269. (7) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

270. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect

271. (7) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

272. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

273. (7) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

274. (7) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

275. (7) - S3x10 - We Found Love

276. (7) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

277. (7) - S3x11 - Human Nature

278. (7) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

279. (7) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

280. (7) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

281. (7) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

282. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

283. (7) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

284. (7) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

285. (7) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

286. (7) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

287. (7) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

288. (7) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

289. (7) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

290. (7) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

291. (7) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

292. (7) - S3x22 - In My Life

293. (7) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

294. (7) - S4x02 - Everytime

295. (7) - S4x02 - Womanizer

296. (7) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

297. (7) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

298. (7) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

299. (7) - S4x04 - The Scientist

300. (7) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

301. (7) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

302. (7) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

303. (7) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

304. (7) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

305. (7) - S4x07 - Some Nights

306. (7) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

307. (7) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

308. (7) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

309. (7) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

310. (7) - S4x10 - White Christmas

311. (7) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

312. (7) - S4x13 - Diva

313. (7) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

314. (7) - S4x13 - Hung Up

315. (7) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

316. (7) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

317. (7) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

318. (7) - S4x15 - Shout

319. (7) - S4x15 - Come What May

320. (7) - S4x15 - Footloose

321. (7) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

322. (7) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

323. (7) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

324. (7) - S4x17 - Copacabana

325. (7) - S4x18 - Say

326. (7) - S4x19 - Outcast

327. (7) - S4x20 - Longest Time

328. (7) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

329. (7) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

330. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition

331. (7) - S4x22 - Clarity

332. (7) - S4x22 - Wings

333. (7) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

334. (7) - S5x02 - Get Back

335. (7) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

336. (7) - S5x02 - Let It Be

337. (7) - S5x02 - Revolution

338. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

339. (7) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

340. (7) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

341. (7) - S5x06 - Piano Man

342. (7) - S5x06 - My Life

343. (7) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

344. (7) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

345. (7) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

346. (7) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

347. (7) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

348. (7) - S5x09 - Breakaway

349. (7) - S5x10 - Hold On

350. (7) - S5x10 - Barracuda

351. (7) - S5x10 - Gloria

352. (7) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

353. (7) - S5x11 - America

354. (7) - S5x11 - I Love LA

355. (7) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

356. (7) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

357. (7) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

358. (7) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

359. (7) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

360. (7) - S5x17 - Lovefool

361. (7) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

362. (7) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

363. (7) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

364. (7) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

365. (7) - S5x20 - All of Me

366. (7) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

367. (7) - S5x20 - Pompeii

368. (7) - S6x02 - Home

369. (7) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

370. (7) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

371. (7) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

372. (7) - S6x08 - At Last

373. (7) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

374. (7) - S6x11 - Mickey

375. (7) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

376. (7) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

377. (7) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

378. (7) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

379. (6) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

380. (6) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

381. (6) - S1x01 - Rehab

382. (6) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

383. (6) - S1x03 - Mercy

384. (6) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

385. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

386. (6) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

387. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

388. (6) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

389. (6) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

390. (6) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

391. (6) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

392. (6) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

393. (6) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

394. (6) - S2x01 - Telephone

395. (6) - S2x04 - Sing!

396. (6) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

397. (6) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

398. (6) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

399. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

400. (6) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

401. (6) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

402. (6) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

403. (6) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

404. (6) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

405. (6) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

406. (6) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

407. (6) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

408. (6) - S2x21 - Some People

409. (6) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

410. (6) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

411. (6) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

412. (6) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

413. (6) - S3x03 - Cool

414. (6) - S3x03 - Fix You

415. (6) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

416. (6) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

417. (6) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

418. (6) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

419. (6) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

420. (6) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

421. (6) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

422. (6) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

423. (6) - S3x13 - You're the Top

424. (6) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

425. (6) - S3x13 - Home

426. (6) - S3x14 - Stand

427. (6) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

428. (6) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

429. (6) - S3x16 - Night Fever

430. (6) - S3x18 - School's Out

431. (6) - S3x20 - Mean

432. (6) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

433. (6) - S3x21 - Starships

434. (6) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

435. (6) - S3x22 - Glory Days

436. (6) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

437. (6) - S3x22 - Forever Young

438. (6) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

439. (6) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

440. (6) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

441. (6) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

442. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

443. (6) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

444. (6) - S4x08 - Whistle

445. (6) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

446. (6) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

447. (6) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

448. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

449. (6) - S4x12 - Torn

450. (6) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

451. (6) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

452. (6) - S4x17 - Wannabe

453. (6) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

454. (6) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

455. (6) - S4x19 - Next to Me

456. (6) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

457. (6) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

458. (6) - S4x20 - Little Girls

459. (6) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

460. (6) - S4x21 - I Wish

461. (6) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

462. (6) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

463. (6) - S4x22 - I Love It

464. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

465. (6) - S5x01 - Help!

466. (6) - S5x03 - No Surrender

467. (6) - S5x04 - Applause

468. (6) - S5x04 - Roar

469. (6) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

470. (6) - S5x06 - Honesty

471. (6) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

472. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

473. (6) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

474. (6) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

475. (6) - S5x11 - Vacation

476. (6) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

477. (6) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

478. (6) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

479. (6) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

480. (6) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

481. (6) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

482. (6) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

483. (6) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

484. (6) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

485. (6) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

486. (6) - S5x20 - No Time At All

487. (6) - S5x20 - American Boy

488. (6) - S6x01 - Sing

489. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go

490. (6) - S6x02 - Problem

491. (6) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

492. (6) - S6x03 - So Far Away

493. (6) - S6x04 - Bitch

494. (6) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

495. (6) - S6x05 - My Sharona

496. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

497. (6) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

498. (6) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

499. (6) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

500. (6) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

501. (6) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

502. (6) - S6x10 - Rather Be

503. (6) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

504. (6) - S6x11 - Chandelier

505. (6) - S6x12 - Pony

506. (6) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

507. (5) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

508. (5) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

509. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

510. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own

511. (5) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

512. (5) - S1x07 - No Air

513. (5) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

514. (5) - S1x10 - Crush

515. (5) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

516. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

517. (5) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

518. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

519. (5) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

520. (5) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

521. (5) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

522. (5) - S1x19 - Dream On

523. (5) - S1x20 - Beth

524. (5) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

525. (5) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

526. (5) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

527. (5) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

528. (5) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

529. (5) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

530. (5) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

531. (5) - S2x07 - Forget You

532. (5) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

533. (5) - S2x08 - Ohio

534. (5) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

535. (5) - S2x09 - The Living Years

536. (5) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

537. (5) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

538. (5) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

539. (5) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

540. (5) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

541. (5) - S2x12 - Firework

542. (5) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

543. (5) - S2x13 - Sing

544. (5) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

545. (5) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

546. (5) - S2x14 - My Headband

547. (5) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

548. (5) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

549. (5) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

550. (5) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

551. (5) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

552. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene

553. (5) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

554. (5) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

555. (5) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

556. (5) - S3x11 - Scream

557. (5) - S3x11 - Black or White

558. (5) - S3x11 - Bad

559. (5) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

560. (5) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

561. (5) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

562. (5) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

563. (5) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

564. (5) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

565. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

566. (5) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

567. (5) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

568. (5) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

569. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

570. (5) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

571. (5) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

572. (5) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

573. (5) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

574. (5) - S4x22 - To Love You More

575. (5) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

576. (5) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

577. (5) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

578. (5) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

579. (5) - S5x02 - Something

580. (5) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

581. (5) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

582. (5) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

583. (5) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

584. (5) - S5x08 - Love Child

585. (5) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

586. (5) - S5x09 - Brave

587. (5) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

588. (5) - S5x12 - Happy

589. (5) - S5x12 - Toxic

590. (5) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

591. (5) - S5x17 - NYC

592. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose

593. (5) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

594. (5) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

595. (5) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

596. (5) - S6x04 - Whip It

597. (5) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

598. (5) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

599. (5) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

600. (5) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

601. (5) - S6x07 - Time After Time

602. (5) - S6x10 - Far From Over

603. (5) - S6x11 - We Built This City

604. (5) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

605. (5) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

606. (4) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

607. (4) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

608. (4) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

609. (4) - S1x17 - Physical

610. (4) - S1x21 - Loser

611. (4) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

612. (4) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

613. (4) - S2x02 - Stronger

614. (4) - S2x04 - Lucky

615. (4) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

616. (4) - S2x08 - Sway

617. (4) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

618. (4) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

619. (4) - S2x16 - Candles

620. (4) - S2x16 - Only Child

621. (4) - S2x22 - Pretending

622. (4) - S3x02 - Somewhere

623. (4) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

624. (4) - S3x05 - Tonight

625. (4) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

626. (4) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

627. (4) - S3x09 - River

628. (4) - S3x11 - Ben

629. (4) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

630. (4) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

631. (4) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

632. (4) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

633. (4) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

634. (4) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

635. (4) - S4x02 - Gimme More

636. (4) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

637. (4) - S4x10 - The First Noel

638. (4) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

639. (4) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

640. (4) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

641. (4) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

642. (4) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

643. (4) - S4x17 - Creep

644. (4) - S4x18 - Your Song

645. (4) - S4x18 - More Than Words

646. (4) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

647. (4) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

648. (4) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

649. (4) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

650. (4) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

651. (4) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

652. (4) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

653. (4) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

654. (4) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

655. (4) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

656. (4) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

657. (4) - S6x07 - Same Love

658. (4) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

659. (3) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

660. (3) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

661. (3) - S1x04 - Tonight

662. (3) - S1x05 - Cabaret

663. (3) - S1x14 - Hello

664. (3) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

665. (3) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

666. (3) - S2x02 - Toxic

667. (3) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

668. (3) - S2x03 - I Look to You

669. (3) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

670. (3) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

671. (3) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

672. (3) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

673. (3) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

674. (3) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

675. (3) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

676. (3) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

677. (3) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

678. (3) - S4x07 - Superman

679. (3) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

680. (3) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

681. (3) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

682. (3) - S6x01 - Uninvited

683. (3) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

684. (2) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

685. (2) - S1x10 - Endless Love

686. (2) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

687. (2) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

688. (2) - S2x15 - Kiss

689. (2) - S2x22 - Yeah!

690. (2) - S3x01 - Big Spender

691. (2) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

692. (2) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

693. (2) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

694. (2) - S5x07 - The Fox

695. (2) - S6x09 - Break Free

696. (1) - S1x02 - Push It

697. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song

698. (1) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

699. (1) - S2x13 - Baby

700. (1) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

701. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

702. (1) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

[viinchester]

Prompts

How/What to request

Please comment or send an ask with the number of the prompt(s) you want + the character + more details you want to be included. I'm feeling really creative right now, so I might be able to do some of your requests.

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1. "Did you bring us here to die?" - "Obviously." - "I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not."

2. "You.. You are-.." - "Beautiful? A genius? Immensely talented?" - "Dangerous."

3. "All that blood looks good on you, it really brings out your eyes."

4. "You keep on pointing that gun at me and blabber about how much you've been wanting to kill me. I'm beginning to doubt your commitment."

5. "Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it."

6. "I don't care if you're panicking - just do it quietly."

7. "How long have you been standing there?" - "Longer than you'd like."

8. "Keep your morals away from me."

9. "When did you become so smart?" - "Since I stopped listening to you."

10. "I remember kissing you.. Why do I remember kissing you?"

11. "I was just kind of hoping that you'd.. y'know.. fall in love with me."

12. "Well, that didn't end the way I expected it to, but at least nobody important died."

13. "You're going to have to tell people you're leaving eventually." - "Yeah, but how should I do it? Shall I shout it from the rooftops or send a mass e-mail?"

14. "I have never been so insulted!" - "You don't listen much then, do you?"

15. "What are you doing?" - "… Eating." - "We're being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen!?" - ".. They didn't say the fridge was off limits."

16. "Come over here and make me."

17. "I have a name and it's not sweetheart."

18. "I wouldn't miss you. Nobody would." - "..." - "No, wait! I didn't-" - "Fuck off, I hate you."

19. "I really wish you were never born." - "Well, me neither. But.. life be like that sometime." - ".. You're an idiot, you know that?"

20. "I'm dying and you can't do anything about it, so please just hold me. I don't want to die here alone.."

21. "You're bleeding! Where's your friend!?" - "Left me to die to save their own ass. Guess you were right, I really am not worth it."

22. "Did you really think I cared about you?"

23. "This is what I get from trusting you.. Everybody told me to stay away from you, but I ignored them.." - "Yeah, that was really stupid. You should've known better. And for the record: I don't regret anything."

24. "You lied to me! Everything you ever did.. It was all just a game to you!" - "You found out? What a shame.. I kind of enjoyed playing with you."

25. "This is a joke, right? Right!?"

26. "What are you doing?" - "Just what's long over due."

27. "I'm a monster." - "You know you're not."

28. "Listen, I believe there's good inside of you somewhere.. Just.. Just put that knife down, okay?"

29. "Sometimes you need to make your sarcasm more clear."

30. "Oh crap. That's your »I did something bad«-face."

31. "This never happened. Understood?"

32. "Can't you be happy for me for just five minutes?"

33. "You don't give a damn about me!" - "Frankly, I do give a damn about you, my dear."

34. "Innocent until proven guilty, my friend."

35. "You did what!?"

36. "I know I'm very drunk, but I want to kiss you so bad.." - "Excuse you?"

37. "Are you done?" - "Depends."

38. "I should hate you, but all I feel is love!" - "Well, I have that effect on people."

39. "I didn't do it." - "Then why are you laughing?" - "Because whoever did it is a genius."

40. "Was it really necessary to hit me with the corpse's leg?" - "Necessary? No. Hilarious? Yes."

41. "Oh, you're still alive." - "Don't sound so disappointed, I might begin to think you don't like me."

42. "Hold on, you died!" - "Yeah well, it didn't really stick."

43. "I think I'm having a feeling. How do I make it stop?"

44. "This is a beautiful place." - "What a shame you came from so far away to destroy it, right?" - "Not really."

45. "I don't like how that ended. Let's pretend it never happened." - ".. Life doesn't work like that." - "It does now."

46. "I didn't-.. I didn't mean to! This wasn't what I wanted!"

47. "Do you feel any remorse for what you did to them? For what you did to me?"

48. "Please, you have to let me make this right!"

49. "How long are you going to keep on blackmailing me?"

50. "This is going to sound controversial, but I think that went well."

51. "You know, you're adorable when you're mad." - "I could literally kill you."

52. "Well, this is a nice change of scenery." - "It's a prison cell." - "I was being sarcastic."

53. "Run! Run away as long as you got the chance!" - "Run away from what!?" - "From me!"

54. "Rumour has it, I make you nervous."

55. "I can't focus with your damn hand in my- ah.. Oh…"

56. "How are you mad at me, when I'm the one with the broken arm!?"

57. "Well, shit. I'll need a fucking lawyer."

58. "Are you enjoying the party?" - "Party? This isn't a party." - "Not until somebody almost dies."

59. "FUCK! You scared the shit out of me!"

60. "Don't. Move."

61. "You're bleeding on my carpet."

62. "Excuse me, but whoever stood you up is an idiot and a jerk."

63. "Call me that one more time and you'll see what happens."

64. "It's pitch black in here and I can still see you're blushing."

65. "Am I supposed to be scared of you?"

66. "Murder is kinda against the law, you know?"

67. "Bend over."

68. "Beg for it."

69. "I'll make sure you never see them again."

70. "If you relaxed, it wouldn't hurt so much."

71. "There you are. Did you really think you were gonna escape?"

72. "I love you, I love you so much and I'll make sure you feel the same." - "You-.. You are insane.."

73. "Let me out of here! You're a fucking psychopath! I won't ever bend to your will!" - "Now, why did you have to make me mad by saying something so inconsiderate?"

74. "See, now was that so bad?" - "We're in the hospital, you idiot!" - "Yeah, but we could be dead instead, so I consider us lucky."

75. "How do you even sleep at night?" - "Oh, just like a baby."

76. "It'd be a shame if I had to damage that beautiful face.."

77. "Stop struggling. It doesn't have to be painful."

78. "I killed my own blood. What do you think I could do to you?"

79. Person A is wrapped in christmas lights, their body bound tightly to the chair they're sitting on. Person B comes in and grins. "Oh boy, I must've been good this year."

80. "Why don't you ever listen to my orders!?" - "I don't like being told what to do."

81. "I'll go easy on you."

82. "You don't look like a professional criminal.." - "Oh sorry, let me just.. grab my Ted-Bundy-Mask and put on some bloody gloves."

83. "You don't have to stay. I understand."

84. "You don't have to fight me."

85. "Watch me."

86. "You make a sound and it's game over."

87. "I'm like 75% sure this isn't going to kill us."

88. "Uhm, I don't think kidnapping is legal.. So if you could just let me go, that would be great."

89. "Please, I'm begging you.. I will do anything!" - "Anything, you say?"

90. "Cooperate with me and nobody will get hurt."

91. "Shoot him/her. Or I shoot you."

92. "I'm not going to kill you, Y/N. You will kill yourself."

93. "Your life is completely in my hands, so don't test my boundaries."

94. "Why are you crying?"

95. "I could help you, but it will cost you."

96. "Oh, you mean you need.. this antidote?"

97. "Go ahead and pray. See what good that does for you."

98. "What did you do to them!?"

99. "If we get caught, I'm blaming you."

100. "Complain all you want, but hurry and help me hide the body while you're at it!"

101. Person A to Person B: "There's no way in hell I'm doing that!" *Five seconds later* Person B to Person A while watching them do it: "You were saying?"

102. "They don't make a card saying »Sorry for almost bleeding out on your two thousand dollar couch and completely ruining it«, so I got you this instead."

103. "I didn't ask you, because I knew you were going to deny. And I don't need your fucking permission to do anything!"

104. "I am the only thing standing between you and all those people out there wanting to kill you, so I strongly suggest you stop pissing me off."

105. "Why is everbody running around like the city's on fire? What did I miss?"

106. "Alright, so I'll do this ridiculous thing you asked me to do, but in exchange you'll have to come to family-dinner with me and pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend, because I've kinda been lying to my family about being in a relationship to get them off my back and now they want to meet my partner."

107. "That's a terrible thing to carve into a tree."

108. "This is definitely not as charming as you might think."

109. "But that wasn't the fucking question, was it?"

110. "You take me instead! Do you hear me? Give her/him/them back and take me instead!"

111. "You know I hear you talking, but I still don't have my coffee."

112. "Take one more step and I'll snap her pretty little neck."

113. "This is real. You're real, I'm real.. I need you to come back to reality with me."

114. "You shouldn't have seen that."

115. "Whatever you do, don't make a sound."

116. "I'd rather be spitting blood."

117. "You can't have her and it's killing you inside."

118. "I could hear you screaming, are you alright?"

119. "I was made to destroy. Not to fix or repare, but to break."

120. "I know how this goes. First, you buy me a drink, then you tell me how pretty I look and at the end of the night, you'll ask for my number."

121. "I'm drunk and I hate everything.. Wait, lemme correct myself, I hate everything but you."

122. "Put the gun down, please. You're starting to scare me.."

123. "I'm right here. I've been here all along. Please, just.. see me."

124. "Stop looking at me with pity in your eyes. Stop it. Stop fucking looking at me like that!"

125. "You took adventage of me when all I did was help you. Others would've left a long time ago, but I kept on believing in you. But you only ever saw me as an opportunity to get what you wanted.."

126. "You really don't know how to talk to women, do you?" - "There was no need to until now!"

127. "You already know how this will end. It always ends with my blood on your hands. I've come to terms with it, you should get used to the idea too. After all, you can't change destiny."

128. "If you want to keep me away, then tell me a lie that will hurt me so deep I'll never want to see you again." - "I love you."

129. "Go ahead, underestimate me. That will be fun."

[let-them-eat-rakes]

RED REALITY (part 1)

(my longest post yet.)

Item #: SCP-3001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: To prevent further accidental entries into SCP-3001, all Foundation reality-bending technology will be upgraded/modified with multiple newly developed safeguards to prevent Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole creation. While knowledge of SCP-3001 is available to personnel of any level should they wish to learn about it, research and experimentation with SCP-3001 and its associated technology is strictly limited to personnel of Level 3 and above, with special clearance designation granted from Sites 120, 121, 124, and 133.

Description: SCP-3001 is a hypothesized paradoxical parallel/pocket "non-dimension" accessible through the creation of a momentary Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole.(1) While believed to be an infinitely extending parallel universe, SCP-3001 is almost completely devoid of any matter and has an extremely low Hume Level of 0.032,(2) contradicting Kejel's Laws of Reality with the relation between Humes and spacetime. This phenomenon causes matter inside it to decay at an extremely low rate, and damage that would otherwise prove fatal does not impede any biological/electronic function; simulations suggest an organism can lose more than 70% of their body's tissue and still operate normally, as long as at least 40% of the brain remains. However, prolonged exposure will cause said matter to gradually approach SCP-3001's own Hume Level, resulting in severe tissue/structural damage as the matter's own Hume Field begins to disintegrate.

SCP-3001 was initially discovered on January 2, 2000, at Site-120, a facility dedicated to testing and containing reality-bending technology. Dr. Robert Scranton and his wife Dr. Anna Lang were Head Researchers at Site-120, and were developing an experimental device, called the "Lang-Scranton Stabilizer" (LSS).(3) Dr. Scranton was transported to SCP-3001 after unexpected seismic activity damaged several active LSS in Site-120 Reality Lab A.

Initially presumed dead, Dr. Scranton has survived in SCP-3001 for at least five years, 11 months, and 21 days. During this time, he was able to record his experiences and observations within SCP-3001 through a somehow still functioning LSS control panel, which was also brought into SCP-3001 with him through the Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole. These recordings were later recovered upon the panel's sudden return, an unexpected side effect from testing improved reality-bending technology; these logs are the basis of SCP-3001 study. Despite new technologies being developed, retrieval and re-integration of Dr. Scranton has been unsuccessful. His current physical and mental states, if he is still alive, are unknown. [Further information on Dr. Scranton's possible retrieval is under Ethics Committee review.] Transcripts of Dr. Scranton's logs are below.

[No discernible/coherent dialogue can be heard from Dr. Scranton for the first eight days. He cycles through periods of panic, confusion, and anger throughout, and it seems he was attempting to navigate SCP-3001 to find a way out. He finally moved close enough to the recording log on the eleventh day, though did not notice it was operating for several more hours.]

…

Name, Robert Scranton. Age, 39. Birthday, September 19, 1961.

Favorite color, blue.

Favorite song, "Living on a Prayer."

Wife… Anna…

Anna…

Name, Robert Scranton. Age, 39. Birthday, September 19, 1961.

Favorite color, blue.

Favorite song, "Living on a Prayer."

Wife, Anna. She has green eyes. I love her very much.

Name, Robert Scranton. Age, 39. Birthday, September 19, 1961.

Favorite color, blue.

Height, 178 cm.

Weight, 85 kg.

Wife, Anna. Anna, I'm sorry.

Name, Robert Scranton. Age, 39. Birthday, September 19, 1961.

Favorite color, blue.

My wife's name is Anna. We got married August 12, 1991.

I hope she got out okay.

Please let her be all right, please let her be all right.

Robert, Scranton. 39. Anna, blue, wife. Please… please, God, please…

Anna… Anna… Anna bo banna… Anna bo banna…

What the… what the hell is that? [It is assumed at this point Dr. Scranton noticed the flashing light of the recording module.]

What the fuck, this thing's actually recording?

[Metallic clang heard.]

[Voice is highly agitated and panicked.] My name, is Robert Scranton. Yeah, yeah, my name, is Robert Scranton, former researcher at Foundation Site-120. It has been… I don't know, actually, I… I can't remember. I… I estimate it's been ten days, but, I-I-I don't, I can't… Oh God, can anyone hear me?! I-I-I don't know what's happened, I-I don't know where I am, and-and, please, please is anyone there?! Hello?! Anyone?! ANYONE?!

No one can hear me. Oh God, oh God, oh God. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK.

Why the hell is this thing even working, it can't be working, it SHOULDN'T be working, so what the hell?! I need to — God, I need to, I need to… see, how… long can I talk here, I think there's a-a-a cap or something on the recording log, and I-I-I can't see anything, I can only see the red light blinking on and off, I can't see any of the switches next to it…

I'm really hungry.

Thirsty, too. I think I should be dead from dehydration by now, but… I don't know.

Hi, little red light. Can you talk to me? Can you talk to… Anna, for me? Hello?

I found the controls.

Two weeks, three days, forty-seven hours, and fifty-eight minutes.

Two weeks, three days, forty-seven hours, and fifty-eight minutes.

Two weeks, three days, seven hours, and fifty-eight minutes.

Two weeks, three days, seven hours, and fifty-eight minutes.

Oh… Jesus.

ERROR WITH PLAYBACK, ERROR WITH PLAYBACK. ERROR WITH PLAYBACK.

Wherever the hell I am, I'm pretty sure now that… I don't need to eat to stay alive. It hurts… a lot, but… at this point I don't think I'm gonna die… So… I'm gonna… I'm gonna take my time… I guess. I… Maybe some sort of miracle will happen and I'll get out. Heh. Keep dreaming, Robert. Yeah, I'm… I'm tired, I'm gonna sleep.

Three weeks, four days, nineteen hours.

I have a picture of Anna in my pocket. I almost forgot. Little red light, let me see her face, please? Just a little bit, I just… I just want to see her a bit.

Hi, Anna, I'm still here, I'm still here. I'm coming back, okay?

Two months, four days, three hours.

… Hi. Robert here. Yeah, I-I haven't really recorded much to hear in the past few weeks. Ha. Hahahaha… Hahaha… huh… huh…

Sorry, gotta keep it together. Breathe.

I've been… I've been busy. Trying to learn more about the place I'm in. My prison. My kingdom all my own. Heh, King Robert. God, I stink. Is there even air in this goddamn place? Stinky King Robert, king of GODDAMN NOTHING FUCK.

…Sorry, sorry. I, I gotta keep this professional. I'll… I'll come back when I'm feeling rested.

… Okay, here goes. [Inhales then exhales deeply.]

My name is… Robert Scranton. I am a former Head Researcher of Site… 120, a Foundation facility dedicated to studying various reality-bending SCPs, for the purpose of developing more advanced countermeasures towards such threats.

For the last… red light, speak to me,

Two months, eight days, sixteen hours.

What red light said. I have been trapped in what I believe to be an empty pocket dimension. Alone. Yeah… alone. All alone.

I'm calling this place SCP… I don't know, I can't remember where we are, screw it. I don't know what's happened in the past… red light, please, again.

Two months, eight days, sixteen hours.

But… no one else is around to argue, and at this point… I'm just talking into this control panel to keep myself together. I… I need to keep a record. There might be some poor bastard in the future who ends up like me, and… if this ever actually makes it out… maybe, maybe I can help stop that from happening. That's all I have going for me right now, and I really need something to go for, hahahaha…

…So, yeah, Robert… Scranton… documenting a new SCP for… future research purposes. That'll have to do. Here we go!

- Close.

…

Two months, eleven days, ten hours.

Item number, SCP I don't fucking care.

Object Class, Euclid, I guess, but I don't know, I might update this in time. I need to explore more.

Special Containment Procedures, god I sound so much like a shrink right now… Um… I don't know if we could… contain wherever I am. It's… definitely not on Earth. To be honest I don't know where it is. I… I think it has do something with the Stabilizer prototype… I'll explain that more later. Okay… um… yeah, wherever I am, I don't think it can be contained much as… created. No, no, that's not the word I'm looking for. Um… entered. Yeah, entered is better. I came into this place because of some really bad reality-bending accident and… no, no, Robert, don't be like that yet, you don't know if there's no exit yet. Ooooh… livin' on a prayer… halfway… there. Ahem.

Two months, eleven days, eighteen hours.

So… wait, no, Description, Robert, stick to the format… This place… It's some sort of reality gap, I think. It's dark. Really dark. As in, this little red light that shows my words are actually being recorded is the only visible light in this entire place. I can't see my hands, and I can barely see the control panel here. I've had to basically use the light as a center, and remember how many steps I take and in which direction. I haven't gone past a hundred yet. I'm too… I'm too scared to. Heh. I wonder if my hair is turning white, right now? I can't even see what color it is anymore. Speaking of which, my head has been a bit itchy recently. If I don't concentrate on it, it's fine, but I feel this… tingling all over my face. I'm not sure why.

Two months, fifteen days, four hours.

Okay… hoooo… I-I need to relax for a minute, Jesus, god, shit. Holy… shit, shit, shit… I… just discovered a new property of this place. All this time, I've been thinking I might be walking on… some sort of… flat ground, if you will. I kept eye contact with little red as far as I could see, and it seems I could walk in a straight, flat path. Jesus, my head is buzzing right now, I think the adrenaline is still kicking… But, if my hypothesis is correct, and this really is some sort of reality… void, then there shouldn't be anything to walk on. Now that I think about, the whole time I've been in here, it's felt like… I'm walking, but I'm also swimming through something. And this something is thick, and form-fitting, it has this… pressure, which I know isn't the correct term, but goddamn it, this place makes no damn sense and I'm doing my best to understand it, okay?!

God… Sorry.

So, the best analogy I can come up with is… it's like I'm walking through really thick black gel. There's enough tension to keep me on a… "surface", but if I… imagine myself pressing down hard enough, I can descend. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think… I think I need to test this more, I'll be back.

Two months, seventeen days, two hours.

Navigation is largely affected by… conscious impulses to travel in a certain direction. So, this definitely isn't a complete reality gap, at least according to mine and Anna's theories. If-if it were I wouldn't have been able to move at all, since space wouldn't have existed. Holy shit, okay, okay, this makes a lot more sense than it did before, great, great job, Robert, you're getting there. …Come to think of it, I should've realized that sooner when I was able to move in a flat plane to and from little red. It also explains why I'm not dead from dehydration or hunger yet, time barely passes in here. Okay yeah, so, I stood right next to little red, and went straight… "down." Okay, from here on out, imagine little red as the origin of a 3D space. I went straight… down, right, yeah, and then… and then I was then able to come back "up" to little red again. I've also been able to "fly" above red. Movement in here is slow, like I said, gel analogy, best I can describe it by.

Two months, twenty-two-days, three hours.

Reporting back for another update, red, SIR! Hahaha, come on red, lighten up. Ha! Pun not intended… Come on red, crack a little smile, it's funny!

…

… Fine, whatever. Ahem.

This place still seems like it barely follows Kejel's Laws of Reality Parameters. And by barely, I mean, really just barely. I'm pretty sure my math is right, but… hold on, I'm gonna check again…

Jesus. Yeah, yeah, pretty sure it's good still. Okay, this place… if we're using the standard Hume scale, I'm pretty sure I'm in a reality where the Hume Field is… point zero… four… ish. Yeah, really, really, really fucking low, so… Like I said above, space-time exists on a very minuscule scale, so my biology is not getting shot to hell and back because of any malnutrition, but that also means… I… I'm actually not sure what that also means…

…

Adding on from the last entry. I'm… I'm not sure how my biology will react in such a low Hume concentration, actually. I mostly worked with higher than average Hume Fields, and the reality benders we tested never had a Field lower than 0.8. This… this is gonna be a first. An all-time first. I remember Site-133's "Prommel Killer", they called it that because it broke the previous theory about the lowest limit of Hume concentration. Really expensive, really weird machine that brought down a small area to 0.4. 0.05 is… yeah.

I was lying. I was lying, last log… I… I'm lying to myself. My own body, and… little red here too… We're about the realest things in this place. And that means… over time… the Hume field's going to want to… equalize, and… I'm… I'm gonna go for now, I have some… some calculation to do again. Red, Anna, take note I'm using Kejel's Second, Third, and Fourth Laws, got it? Use… use 0.05 as the surrounding, my external field as… somewhere in between 1 and 1.4, use the Second Law's error estimation correction, and my internal as… as… as… shit. I'm not done yet.

I am real. I am super-real. Super duper real. Ultra real, the realest guy in a world of no-real.

You have no sense of humor as usual, red. I'm talking about the LSS, red. When we got sent here, I think… I think our reality got cranked up a notch. Red, didn't you pay attention in class? Hey, don't get fucking smart with me, red. Okay, the point is, the LSS surge got us up to… to…

Two months, eighteen days, seven hours.

No, red, not even fucking close, you must've converted Kejel's Third Law equation wrong. Because of the malfunctioning LSS we got blasted by, we're somewhere in between 2.2 and 3.6. Yes, that's good red, that's very good, because that means we have more time than we thought to… to… yes, red, before we fucking DIE, okay?!

Two months, twenty four days, five hours.

About three years. Four, if… If I don't interact too much. If… If I had had an LSS here, I could maybe stretch it out to… eight, maybe, that's best case scenario… But I have… I have to… I… know… but… but… three years. Three years, then it's past the point of no return. Ha. Hahahahaha. I should… I should definitely figure something out by then. I think I still should be pretty good for a while… At least… no, no, I won't be in here that long… I'll definitely figure something out…

Anna, what would we do with a case like this? I need your help, honey. That… that tingling I've been feeling… That's my Hume Field diffusing… My… my reality fading… Three years. I need to stabilize myself within three years.

I've been thinking… Anna and I, we had this theory… Even though the Hume Field is low, it's still a Hume Field. And precisely since it's so low, Hume diffusion should take quite a while. Now if… if I could… contain… recycle the fields, keep the diffusion from spreading too thin, I could… And I could also maybe… it's only a theory, but… It's worth a shot. But that means…

Hey, red. I… I'm gonna have to go for a bit. I want to test something, and you can't come with me. I… I'm sorry. No, no, red, I'm really, really sorry, I want you to come, I do, but… if we're together the diffusion will increase faster… We both need as much time as possible. I need to figure this place out more, and you need to make sure you keep all that info in your head. It's… red, come on. You- you'll be fine red, I know you will, you're tough. A lot tougher than me… it'll only be for a bit, red, but I need to see if I can find a way to keep us alive a bit longer. Maybe even get us out of here. If I can contain enough field, I can… I can maybe even get us out. No, no I'm not sure, but I need to find out. Red, we're talking about possibly escaping, okay? Yeah, it's a gap. A gap should have an end, like a… like the walls of a canyon, understand? I need to find a wall, and then, and then I can…

…

I'm sorry, red, I hope we're still friends when I come back.

…

I'm… I'm going now… I'll see you soon.

…

- Close.

Six months, ten days, five hours.

Hello again, little red. It's been a while.

You know… thinking back… I don't know what the hell I was so excited about. This place is… god, this place. This place is is fucking… hell.

There's no end. It just goes on. And on. And on.

I traveled in one goddamn direction for two, damn, months. God, I'm so fucking stupid, why did I think I could get out? I'm thinking like those old European shits that thought the end of the world was at the horizon. Fucking stupid, Robert, stupid, just-just- GAAAAAAAAAAAH—

If I let myself fall down long enough would I eventually hit a bottom?

Ten months, 28 days, 15 hours.

There's no bottom. And fuck you, red.

I'm sorry, red, don't go out, I'm sorry I turned you off, come back, come back, please—

… I turned 40 today. Happy birthday, Robert.

I was adopted, did you know that? Yeah, my parents left me in a box on the side of a street. Got picked up by some American couple, which explains my not-so-Chinese names. I don't even know my original last name. Just thought I'd share. How about you, red?

Anna and I met on-site in 1988. God she was beautiful. She still is. It was our eyes. She has beautiful eyes. My eyes are grey, they're boring, but hers… God they're beautiful. Do you think… Do you think she's still worried about me, little red? Is she looking for me?

You know, red, you're a great listener. But I never hear you talk about yourself. Come on, don't be shy, there's no one else around, right? Hahaha, right? Hahaha… hahahahaha…

"I'm sorry, Robert, I'm afraid I can't do that." Hahaha, red, you're hilarious.

Were you married? Kids? Any family at all? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Come on, red, I won't judge, just… talk to me, please. God, my head hurts. And my feet feel like they've been asleep for forever.

I worked at a comic store as a kid. So much cheaper back then, and I got free stuff at the end of each week. I liked Spiderman the best.

I was in a box, side of the street.

I… what the fuck… no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, red, have you seen my picture? The picture red, Anna's picture, where is - come on, come on, where-where- Anna! ANNA! ANNA! Where did - no, no, no, no, no, please, please no, anything but, PLEASE.

It's fading, she's fading, she's fading, please, Anna, no, please, come on, sweetie, stay here, it's too soon, it's TOO SOON, my math isn't wrong, it's NOT WRONG, YOU SHOULD BE FINE. ANNA, ANNA, I can't hold you, come back, Anna, sweetie, honey, Anna please, I need you, I need you, please, please, don't go, I'm here, I'm still here. RED GET HELP. Anna, please, please, don't go, don't -

Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. Black hair, green eyes, 160. [Dr. Scranton repeats this for three hours.]

Anna and I got married in '91. We couldn't really get the nicest suit and dress we wanted because of work, but, damn, we both looked great. Anna looked better, of course. We just danced, and danced the whole night, got the whole week off. Even a job like mine lets you enjoy your honeymoon… So, come on red, open up, put 'er there, high five. Come on. Come on, red.

One year, two months, twenty-seven days.

…

…

AAAAAAA—

[The next recordings only play the control panel's automated voice giving times, with intervals of one to three days, with several month-long gaps in between as well; also intermixed are Dr. Scranton's sobbing, screaming, and mumbling. These recordings continue until the time reading reaches two years, seven months, and 28 days, after which they cease to pick up any sound until two months later.]

[heather-lee-health]

tilt table test

August 30

Guys, I have neurocardiogenic syncope.

Dr. Kshatriya's diagnosis was confirmed by the tilt table test.

For those of you unfamiliar with the tilt table test, they strap you to a table and the tilt the table up until you are standing in a vertical position, and they monitor your heart rate (by EKG) and blood pressure for 15 - 20 minutes or until you pass out. This test is used to confirm diagnosis of dysautonomia and syncope and to assess the severity of the condition.

I showed orthostatic intolerance pretty much straightaway - my blood pressure began to drop and my heart rate began to rise as soon as they tilted me up. I passed out after 9 min. When I passed out, my blood pressure dropped so low, the machine was no longer able to detect it at all, and my doctor wasn't able to find a pulse (because my blood pressure was too low to pick up a pulse manually - my heart was still beating, you guys - don't worry). My heart rate dropped from the 120s (I believe) to the 60s.

Basically, what this means is that my body can't regulate my blood pressure or heart rate properly when standing, sitting for too long, experiencing strong emotion, or experiencing other forms of stress, and if I don't make adjustments, such as lying down, I will pass out. I'm pretty good at listening to my body and making quick adjustments to prevent feeling woozy (I'm very intuitive about what my body needs most of the time, even if I don't cognitively know why), so despite the fact that Dr. Kshatriya says my condition is severe, I've never passed out before the test. But what this means is that I've been spending all day, every day trying to regulate my blood pressure by staying supine, resting continuously, not standing still, not remaining fully upright longer than a few minutes, squatting, sitting on the floor, getting up very slowly, using a wheelchair, etc, etc, to prevent syncope (fainting), and "not having a blood pressure" (as my adorable, super-smart, totally amazing cardiologist says) exhausts my body. Dr. Kshatriya says I've likely has this condition since I was a teenager, to some degree of severity or another.

Neurocardiogenic syncope could explain many, if not all of my symptoms, so we'll treat the syncope for a while and see what symptoms are left.

If there's more to investigate at that point, we will have the advantage of having weeded out the symptoms caused by neurocardiogenic syncope, and it'll be that much easier to keep moving forward.

For now, Dr. Kshatriya (pronounced sha-tree-yah, k is silent) has started me on a medication that constricts the blood vessels in my legs and is having me increase my daily salt intake to 4 - 8 grams by means of diet and salt tablets to increase my blood volume. I also have to be sure to drink at least 80 - 100 oz of water a day.

I am so thrilled.

I have a diagnosis.

I have a treatment plan.

And you guys... It didn't take long to get it. Once I switched primary care physicians. Just about 2 months. After almost 5 years of increasing debilitation, it only took 2 months to get a proper diagnosis once I began seeing a good doctor who referred me to good specialist.

And I may have other underlying conditions that we will need to look into in a few months (or not! We'll see!), but that's not the point.

The point is:

If you have concerns about your health and your primary care doctor is not responsive, dismisses your concerns, or tries to diagnose/treat you without testing, please, PLEASE find yourself a doctor who cares, like Dr. Clouse and Dr. Kshatriya. Please for the love of cute, innocent puppies.

Because it turns out, not having a blood pressure is very dangerous. And my previous doctor could have taken me as seriously as my condition warranted, but he didn't. Dr. Clouse did, and now I'm receiving treatment.

Okay, now that you understand how serious I am about you deserving proper testing, diagnosis, and care, let's get back to the excitement.

I'M

SO

EXCITED.

Very, very, very happy. And relieved. I feel validated and vindicated. And I'm so, so proud of myself. I can't even fully articulate why. But I'm very happy and very proud and so grateful for my family and friends and wonderful doctors.

And before I end my incredibly long post, I want to give a special shout-out to the amazing nurses who cared for me this week: Cassie, Dena, Tori, Taylor, and Chelsea (and Laura, who I haven't talked to this week, but who is my primary care physician's medical assistant and is also amazing and deserves acknowledgement). You have shown me compassion and empathy and humor and validation and confidence and just... normalcy. NURSES ARE INCREDIBLE.

Okay, as always, I'll continue to update as I progress. Until next time ~

Love and peace!

[annewrights]

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

I Know How Many Days To Go

I remember the past few months with vivid distaste. I know where the days, months, and years have all gone. This is what it's like in a developing country and an ongoing pandemic. We're stuck indoors waiting to see this all play out. Under this horrid administration, no doubt the end is nowhere in sight. The longer in this we are comes the true test of resources. How long can one can survive without having to work outside?

HAHAHA. I just wanted to get that out of my thoughts. That's not really what this post is about. I've long lost hope for matters of politics in this place. But tonight I'm giving myself a leeway and some time to think through the keyboard.

Before I sat here with my thoughts, I almost proceeded to studying thinking I've got no choice.. yet again. I couldn't even bother counting how much I've said that throughout my life upon doing things with distaste. But I just can't swallow the unsettling feeling down.

WHY do I always say I have no choice when in fact I always do? Of course, I can always choose not to do anything and just watch haikyu on netflix (for possibly the fifth time) like I usually would. But still... I'm here. This sense of responsibility is unnerving. Most days I can brush it off but I can't hold the door any longer!!!

Okay! Study break is over.

2 notes • Posted 2021-08-19 13:00:52 GMT

#4

92 Days To Go

And so what if there’s no end in sight? So what if you can’t know what it’s like until it's done? Who are you to play God, all-knowing and mighty? You cannot wish for greatness above and beyond. Get off your high horse. Shatter the mask and swallow that pride. Learn to deal with what's in front of you. And yes, even when it's a leap of faith each time.

Do not let the tiny claws of self-doubt take hold. Do not let the darkness fester. Let humility and compassion push you forward, knowing no effort shall be lost when you put to heart the cause.

3 notes • Posted 2021-06-10 00:04:06 GMT

#3

Day 37

I've been listening to this song the entire day and battling with myself whether to blurt it out or keep it to myself. I hear 'God sent those eyes to get me through the night' and I lose it. I remember all the moments I'd have rather quit but your silent strength pulls me back up my feet. You don't save me from myself. You make me stand and deal. You take my hand and set me up for the fight. I hear your silent prods: you understand; you believe; you'll hold my hand through it all.

I've come to a conclusion. I'm brushing just this one under the rug so I can cherish my feelings a while longer. The wonders of life are of God's craft and this love is everything I've prayed for when I didn't know what or who to ask for.

3 notes • Posted 2021-05-07 15:46:47 GMT

#2

Day 38

The gripping realization of irredeemable incompetence is paralyzing. And the only way for me to able to live with myself is to work with what I can at the moment. The longer hours clocked in is in hopes for finding a cure to this imposter syndrome. I'm consciously aware that later nights and earlier days burn you bright and burn you fast. Even so, I concoct the midnight oil. With my nose to the grindstone, I live on some days and slave on others. That's how I survive – how THEY will survive.

Daily log accomplished whilst drinking coffee to keep me sane through this pandemic. No staying in my drafts for long, no extended minutes mulling over what to say next, and almost no edits. Just clicking send! No changing my mind! Keeping it raw cause who the hell cares when we’ll all die anyway.

4 notes • Posted 2021-05-07 21:24:16 GMT

#1

Year-End Thoughts Dump

Im making important life-changing decisions and on the road to becoming here are my thoughts:

In retrospect, the life I’ve led was a straight path to my goals. I made no detours. I knew what I wanted since I was a kid and I set out to achieve it. I dedicated my life to the system — gave it the overwhelming power to control my days. I knew what I was doing and I liked it. It felt like a noble cause. These days, I’ve grown the wiser. Never have I set out to be beyond the system. I stayed in it for the thrill and to save myself the trouble of thinking for myself. With this straight road map, I can go where I want and know that I will be enough there too.

So when I said the ease of comfort lures me, I mean that should I choose the easy traditional path, I can choose whatever program I want. With all my hard work, I’ll probably be accepted and grow excellent in it, and live my life comfortably. Amiably. According to my own expectations and of those around me. ‘As expected,’ everyone will think with me. I probably wouldn’t have it any other way by then... because I always WORK on doing well wherever I find myself in. There’s no shot given other than my best. And as I’m writing this, I believe I’m coming to a conclusion about the next steps I will be taking.

They say you have to set a goal so big you can’t achieve it until you become the person who can. They say growth comes from places outside of your comfort zone. And maybe this is only wishful thinking but I think that I’ve let the system run over me for too long, stir and direct me to wherever it pleased. Maybe this is the time I want a completely different system with new rules I need to master and conquer. Maybe it’s time to come out of my shell. 

So I write this for me, the above average but still short of excellent. The bigger world I seek is what’s waiting beyond the finish line I’ve set for myself long before I knew the endless possibilities.

4 notes • Posted 2021-01-01 14:45:30 GMT

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[the-firebird69]

This is an e-bike with dual motors and dual batteries and it's specific batteries for this mic now but one of them is and here you can change it out by opening it up and that's the case but it's not really revolutionary design that's all it is it's a motorcycle design and my husband was saying it and people said you can change a few things and becomes a scooter or small motorcycle I was wondering why and buy them there about the $2,000 in this format with one motor and one battery there they are 1200 and they said that there's a lot of these out there and they don't do the damn job and they want to turn them into motorcycles and they don't know where to go or how to do it. The tires and rims are not DOT approved and they would not be able to register this as anything and you need to change the battery and you need to change the brake calipers and the brake rotors and there's a small list of things but really the tires and rims the brakes but only at the wheel and the motor system and battery you can retain and you have to add signals other than that you have an emotorcucle cycle. And you need to get approved as a guilty package for your go ahead and do all this. We modified one and we put all the dot requirements took it down and they said what is it at least said we modified an e-bike and we upgraded it for DOT standard. And we have the fact sheet and everything meant they turn around and looked at said the seat is too high and we told them usually they say it's too low and requirement was met. And we went over and showed them this is for a scooter and we said no it's for electric motorcycle I said okay so they went through like each item like that and a son said what I like to do is to piss him off at themselves and just sit there like an hour I'm just trying to piss me off I never don't have to but so we did that it took 8 hours for that a****** to do it at the end of it he stamps and approved and said I can't believe that I'm doing this and we said we couldn't believe it took that long either and we're laughing and he's going to give me the piece of paper back and he said look for causes for your people at least not for your people and he said yeah probably because you heard a voice say cuz people don't need those things and we don't need people knowing. Turns around to us and says I made copies I know it is approved I said why the f*** are you such a huge butt f*** artist about this and all your people need these. Why what's the reason you just can't lift your head I can understand that so he knows I certainly see what he's saying everything is a massive hassle we can't go anywhere or do anything because you're going to pick up the weight for us it says today you picked up the wieght. And tomorrow you'll die because you don't think anyone else has to but you have to ever again. He laughs and says what should I do he says you made copies so you hand them out to your employees to your new factory to convert these so you have a reason to live we can just make them in our area your smile says that's ridiculous because I'm going to make these and we said I don't think so so we leave is in the parking lot now and he's gone home after pretty soon in a few minutes and he went down to the factory area and he's pulling all these out and moving them and they have a kit ready no but they're making it it's pretty close you don't have to do a ton of things and he did what was required checked it out for his DOT and said oh I screwed up no it's me the engine and it uses the battery that comes with it and he saw the other one and it said I can retrofit these and we were going to do it anyways but a lot of people saw that and are starting to do it because these bikes are useless so many people have lost against them I can't stand this stupid assholes society.

This bike with the original battery which is 48 volts goes about 80 mph because it has gears it goes 120 miles of distance if you add a new battery that's solid as the same voltage in the same amperage and so on it goes 200 miles it has street tires that are for like a moped and it has it looks like a motorcycle and it has the turn signals and a little system for that to work and the rest of it looks pretty much the same except the motor in the middle and the battery is different boy you would not ever guess that it would do that it really has to do with the gears those gears make it work and we have to thank Brian Gerard for doing the work he went out to California to see if there are any DOT approved and you managed to see this little factory changing these over call the little and they're doing like 20,000 a day he thanked this and he said I know why I worked on it. There are other comments you'll say we need to fight the empire and we're saying yeah we do and he started to get to work and he found the approval at the DOT and DMV and he started to make his based on that and he went and got approval and Captain the same as a kit and a factory and they're taking off and it's because of the Chow fat because people want to compete and these bikes are everywhere these bikes are in storage nobody's using them it's such a pain in the ass you're playing my son you blame our son and always trying to do is get food I can't stand you so people we hit a lot of you because of it cuz you're hoping to dumb f****** mouth I need a woman want her stuff and money they don't do anything with it honestly cuz I can't think it's a nice day when you're gone the reason is you're always mean and her son was a little short yesterday but he's short with us too cuz he's tired he slept like a rock for two and a half hours and she knew he was sleeping real deep because her noises that usually wake him up so she didn't feel that bad it's good he's usually not grumpy even here and it feels better than when he was young because he had the program was not up. This bike will save people we have a whole crap load of them different ones and we're going to get approved and all over the place and retrofits and we'll call it a scooter because roughly 50 to 60 miles an hour mostly and that's a scooter and people will buy it that way there's tons of them if you're going to be going out in the next few days all over the world people need these and right now. We're looking at the Chinese dirt bikes we were going to upgrade the motors and people said we don't need that and we couldn't figure out why. Now I see why. And we see why. It's because they want to use the bikes as electrics and not be heard everywhere you're going down the street with the gas you can hear it all the way across town so damn loud and even the four strokes so they like the electric for that they also said this I can't afford this gasoline that cost tons of money and we can't breathe and we need the lithium but really it's the last one they like making noise and noises. We're going to penalize them every time they have the button reduce the screen and other things so we're going to tell them from now on so I can have their life clogged up with stupid comments. We have a huge number of these about 10 trillion and they're not selling at all so we are going to change them up and start selling them mostly to our areas yeah we need cars and bikes and trucks and we don't take up the other supply and we're doing it now

Thor Freya

Wow that's a unique reason it really is it's my son no he says husband and me. And don't get pissed off at me he says I'm not in ronot form right now

Good when you are let me know you need to be punched in the face and it says it already happens and I don't mean that I mean the robot. So getting along good and it says there's a robot thing coming out and I know about it. And I'm bringing it up. And I noticed that there are a lot of people who are getting into it. A huge number of people want these and I think it's a lithium they don't say so they are trying to order the ours a little not that much and they make their own. So we have our own and we use them in security and factories and we're going to use them for a lot of reasons and a lot of applications and they do cleaning they do construction all sorts of things that people don't want to do I like cleaning a high-rise windows and it's going to start pretty soon there's a ton of robots out there and it's going to be a lot more because we have to compete and these idiots made a ton of robots and they got stolen and they're using them on the people they took them from and they know who it is cuz he's yelling it

I can't wait to get my very own same bike a motorcycle converted version the original is not bad but when you turn into a motorcycle and see people zooming by and smiling because it actually moves and nicely in holds a rack and it has other features and it's nice off road too. It's a real doozy no. It's saving people and we're making tons of them and we started converting them now we're going to convert them all and from now on making electric motorcycles and we're doing them in our area.

Hera

Not very comfortable with them doing it but they're doing it to drive around. They say they're going to be using some alkaline and want to switch over to it and we agree it's a better battery it's charges in less time and it lasts longer and lithium is dangerous a lot of people say it's not worth using even because we want it and sometimes it does fire or explodes and they're actually thinking about it is the batteries you can buy are cheap and plentiful. We're going to start converting we have a ton of these we have about 5 trillions that's ridiculous we need them right now it's a great idea and we should tell BG that he is thanks and we can offer and work if he wants to open some factories to do this and he says yes so we're going to do that and I'm done business with him for years and he gets down to work just like he was doing the carpentry and Mike did you was a bad influence now it's just a hard thing to do

Mac Daddy

We have a lot of these already convert them to gas and some people want electric and we're wondering why and he looks around and we saw people saying we don't like the gas anymore it's not true but it's not loud it's loud and it looks and it sounds awful as a smaller. Someone hit it right on the head so it looks like an e-bike and you're bringing it inside your job and have this room and people put their bikes in there cuz people steal motorcycles all the time so I'm thinking I can park in garages I'm making like a room when people can put their bikes and I'll be monitors and he says there was something you could do and be like a decent size room but you can put those loop too loop metal things and people will lock up their bikes and I looked around and I said this is a good idea because you have to have a key for that and you have to have a key for the ignition even on these things and that makes the room feasible right now it's real well I just Wheeling it to the office and that's how it's going to be for a while I'm sure it seems to take time have people don't want to leave their bikes out because people sit on them and screw around with them trying to adjust them and touch them so I think of Walden room is nice and a bike is so much easier to get around on and unlocking it and locking it is not a big deal anymore I'm going to try and get them at parking yard garages and I'm going to try and get them at parking lots so I can bicycle you have to lock it up or someone might go off with it and I'll be liked by a lot of people for it and some will hate me like this more on next door cuz my father he's such a dick what an a******..

Dan

You can't help but say it but this guy Trump is a huge dick and he's going to be out of the race the GOP is pushing him out and the election committee they don't want to go through the stupid s*** everyday he's tainting the whole thing he's a poor support he didn't come up with any evidence about buying is just ranting and ranting and ranting. Is anti society and they want him out

Olympus

[i-found-your-shoe]

Where My Demons Hide - Part 3

[Sam, Dean, Reader]

In the month and a half since you had joined the boys, Dean's attitude towards you had changed. You weren't lying when you said you lived on whiskey and cheeseburgers, which impressed him. You shot better than he thought you would, though you could use better technique. And you didn't complain about the music he played in the car, singing along at times, and even agreeing that Bon Jovi rocks - on occasion.

He taught you defensive maneuvers and better shooting techniques, Sam taught you lore and how they do research, and in return, you taught them Krav Maga.

And currently, you were teaching them to not underestimate you at the pool table. You were bent over the table, lining up your shot and pretending to not see Sam staring at your ass. You bit your lip, hit the cue ball, and sank your shot in one try. Sam cheered. For once, he bet against his brother, much to Dean's chagrin. You winked at Dean, who sat his beer down a little too hard, and lined up his shot. You leaned back against the wall and lit a cigarette. This was the only room you were allowed to smoke in and you took advantage of it.

You took a sip of your beer as Dean took his shot and remembered your news. “Oh! Guess what?”

“Fuck!” Dean exclaimed as he missed. “What?”

“After this last batch of paperwork clears, guess who will be a fabulous millionaire?”

Sam choked on his drink. “Wha-? MILLIONAIRE?”

“Multi.” you laughed. “And it'll stay that way as long as the stock market stays up.”

“You play the stocks?” Dean asked, setting his pool stick down.

“My father didn't raise a fool. He taught me a few things. My current account is sitting at over a million and a half at the moment. Some from a trust fund, some from stocks.. Most hard earned, though.” Both men looked at you, bewildered. “What? You thought the two of you were paying for the nicer hotel rooms?”

“How - uh, how much exactly are you getting?” Sam asked, genuinely curious.

“Five or six from my parents accounts. Four from insurance. As long as I'm around, no more shitty motels.”

Dean raised an eyebrow. “Maybe we should keep her.”

“You're just spoiled by the continental breakfasts.” you laughed.

“Unlimited bacon, (y/n). Unlimited freakin’ bacon.” he shrugged.

“Nothing is final yet. But it should go smoothly. And then, you boys don't have to commit credit card fraud anymore. Just think of me as your Sugar Momma.” You bent over the pool table again, tongue poking out of the side of your mouth, and lined up your next shot. “Sam, you got winner?”

“Huh?” he replied; your question snapping him out of his trance.

You laughed again. “I've almost won. Am I kicking your arse next? Or are we done?”

Sam watched as you took your shot, sinking again on the first try, and victoriously picked your cigarette up from the ashtray. He knew you thought it was a horrible habit, but he was mesmerized by the way you tucked your bottom lip in to lick it before you raised your fingers to your lips. And the tiny, perfect little O shape you made when you exhaled. And the way you glanced at him, subconsciously licking your lip again.

“You won't kick my ass.” Sam smirked.

“We'll see about that.” you replied, raising an eyebrow at his cockiness.

After thoroughly wiping the floor with both Winchesters, you took your winnings and headed back to your room and settled into bed.

A few minutes later, Sam pointed his head in the door. “Hey, you, uh, planning on keeping your ass in bed tonight? Or creeping into my room again?”

Your eyes widened and you played dumb. “I…don't know what you're talking about.”

Sam opened the door all the way and threw your pillow at your face. “This was in my floor, liar.”

You sighed. “Sorry… I, uh… Couldn't sleep. So, when I can't… I've been camping on your floor. Just…once or twice a week, maybe.”

“Nightmares, still?”

You nodded and he walked in, sitting in your desk chair. “I didn't want to say anything. I, um, I've been working so hard to prove that I can do this. I didn't want Dean, or you, to see it as weakness or something…”

“(y/n), believe me. Dean and I? We're…professionals at the nightmare thing. Sometimes it comes with the territory. Nightmares are a no judgment zone. You've been doing great. You even took down that vampire like a pro.”

You chuckled. “One vampire out of, like, fifteen.”

“You saved me, didn't you?”

“Purely selfish reasoning, of course. If you died, Dean would have to teach me how to research.” You faked a grimace.

It was Sam's turn to laugh. “That would be pretty horrible. He can barely Google.”

“But he does know how to find beautiful, busty Asians.” You groaned, remembering when you accidentally came across his porn stash while researching the vamp nest.

“Get some sleep, (y/n). And if you find yourself having any more nightmares, my bed is open. You know.. So you aren't sleeping on the floor.” Sam cleared his throat as his cheeks turned pink.

“Are you asking me to sleep with you? Most men offer me dinner first.” You grinned, causing him to blush harder.

“I-”

“I'm kidding. Drinks will do.” you winked. “Goodnight, Sam.”

“Goodnight, (y/n).”

The next morning, you trudged into the kitchen to see Sam making breakfast and Dean struggling with the new coffee maker you had bought.

You let out a yawn as Dean grinned. “Mornin’, Stitch.”

“Oi, fuck off.” You groaned. He hadn't mentioned what happened the day before and you were hoping he had forgotten, but obviously he hadn't.

“Am I missing something?” Sam asked, raising an eyebrow.

“(Y/n) has a tattoo.” Dean grinned wider.

“Yeah. I know. We've seen them.” He rolled his eyes.

“Oh ho, not this one.” Dean chuckled, finally getting his cup of coffee to begin brewing.

“Dean….walked in on me changing while you were out yesterday.” You grimaced.

“It's on her butt.”

“On your b-” Sam began to ask.

“YES, ON MY BUTT. STRAIGHT ON THE ARSECHEEK.” You groaned again. “I got it when I was 16 with my best friend. It's Stitch and it says Ohana.”

“On your ass cheek.” Sam stifled a laugh.

“The left one.” Dean chimed in.

“Fuck you guys. I'm going back to bed.”

“Oh, come on, (y/n). Don't be a spoilsport. I'm just messing with you.” Dean stuck out his bottom lip.

Sam chuckled as he made himself a cup of coffee. “So when do I get to see it?” he asked, cheekily.

“That's why I don't tell people about it. Everyone always asks me to see it.” you replied, taking the fresh cup of coffee out of his hands and taking a sip.

“Hey!”

“That's what you get, Sammy.” you winked.

Dean curled his lip. “Get a room, you two.”

You stuck out your tongue and began adding sugar to the coffee. “So, now that we've addressed my arse, when are you going to let me kick some more monster butt?”

“Don't get cocky. You've killed one vampire.” Dean stated. “And you shouldn't have even been there for that one.”

“But I was there. And I was awesome.” You shrugged.

“Cocky gets you killed, (y/n).” Dean raised an eyebrow.

“And yet, here you stand. The cockiest of us all.” You challenged.

“Yeah, and I've been to Hell and back more times than you can count. How many times do you think I've died, Sammy?”

“Are we counting the Tuesday? Because if we count the Tuesday…. Roughly, 120.”

You raised your eyebrows and your eyes widened in shock. “120? As in twenty more than a hundred?”

“To be fair, The Tuesday was a time loop. But I died a lot. Sammy still can't watch Groundhog Day. Or listen to Heat of the Moment.”

Sam rolled his eyes. “Yeah, well, it was kinda traumatic.”

“Fine. Cocky gets you killed. I get it.” you crossed your arms over your chest. “I'll wait then. Ignoring the fact that I'm more of a hands-on learner and everything. I'll just read books and look at websites and do nothing completely productive.”

“(y/n)....” Sam began.

“Look, Stitch..” Dean started at the same time.

“Oh, is that my nickname now?”

“Of course. Look, I'd rather you be safe than dead. This is still a trial run. If you die, you will bet know if you'd have made it or not.”

“Research is just as important as the hunt. You can't hunt if you don't know how to kill what you're hunting.”

“I said I get it.”

“You're no good to us dead, (y/n).” Sam gave you a small smile.

“I know.” you returned a very unenthusiastic smile.

[the-firebird69]

I'll bring some Stratton motorcycle and the 50cc scooter which is a little smaller it looks like this as a matter of fact the motorcycle almost looks exactly like this. The wheels are smoked no they look like this it's like a sport bike adventure bike. And it is almost exactly like this there's a couple differences but they're not major the big part that's different is ours is better quality and actually goes fast. Not to knock the bike because it actually works it goes only about 80 miles an hour with a light person on it who weighs about 120 1:30 and the one we have goes about 150 mph with someone who is about 150 lb and it is also something our son could ride he end up going 100 because he weighs 260 lb. Now there's a classification for this bike no there isn't people call it light sport bike or light duty sport bike and really it's a classification of its own it's like a rural sport bike that's not meant for a heavy sport biking it's meant for handling the rural area very well and going in and out of roads adeptly and starting stopping fast I think we're going to call it that our son agrees because that's what it is it's a rural or city sport bike. Or even local sport bike. And Cafe bike looks different Cafe sport bike has been mentioned local sport bike it really means a runabout sport bike and we could call it run about right now we have a name for it but it's obscure and run about really is a connotation our son says to something that doesn't handle that great but it's okay so he likes my idea but on the rule areas you can go like 300 mph so I'm starting to rethinking and on this bike if you geared it differently and put the high performance package on so that's funny too because it can go like 280 if you do stuff to it people change the gearing and they've been seeing going 200 mph easily it's not recommended but they do it and it's a Briggs & Stratton bike and mac daddy likes local sport bike I like it too very fast in the rural areas so it's really cool this bike and the reason is cool is our son wanted to get one known and let him and he couldn't afford it believe it or not and he wouldn't it wasn't able to get the motorcycle license people kept bitching at him there and pushed him out of Black widow it's like the only company that does it here and a lot of people can get the license they don't have to go there in Florida I was selling these here RTA and the price is still the same it's $1,000 and it's equivalent to a 250cc but really when you guys drive it you think it's like a 400cc because of the power and it weighs a little bit more than a 250 it weighs about what a 350 cc does but it moves out and tons of people are buying it and it's got the Briggs & Stratton colors the red black and white labels right on it Google proud to drive it look at my lawn mower and I can kick your ass and we have a gearing package and a high performance package brings up to 200 miles per hour and it beats no sport bikes in the short run and there's some sport bikes and ideas that go real fast but something to do but there's no long one around here

Thor Freya

Wow what an introduction really this is great I'd buy one if I was there wait a minute I am there so I'm going to go get a bunch of these and they come in pink too

Hera

What about me

Zues

Oh you wipe out she can't get one

Hera

Well I did think that a lot it's a possibility it's a problem

Zues

Come on folks if it gets one of these everyone has to buy one of our kind I'll probably take the company back

Mac

That's not necessary I've got to handled

Trump

Oh boy your out fag

Mac

[alexseanchai]

How long does it take to get a 2D animated film--presumably in the 90-120-minute range--from concept to premiere?

"Stormy Weather 2" seemed to say the whole series thus far has happened since Adrien's first year of public school began. I am moderately confident that's bullshit and we're actually operating on the "perpetually fourteen" timeline that pissed me off when the Babysitters Club books pulled it, but this timeline doesn't sense regardless so who even knows. Anyway I've only seen the first couple minutes of the episode bc embarrassment squick got the better of me, but I believe I saw someone who has said ML Astruc (--as opposed to RL Astruc) explicitly said he has been working on this project for three years? This sounds plausible by way of answering my question. Possibly a little tight!

Problem: There is no way it's been three years since "Catalyst". Even assuming SW2 is talking nonsense about the timeline (which would seriously not surprise me! SW2 is talking nonsense about many things!), I'm not convinced it's been three years since "Origins". And the concept for this movie postdates "Origins". There's no plausible way to say otherwise.

And why would Gabriel Agreste--who thought Stoneheart would get him the Ladybug and Cat Miraculouses, remember, and who absolutely took a while to come around to the idea that Ladybug and Chat Noir would not be easily or quickly defeated--bankroll this project soon after "Origins"? What good would he expect it to do him to associate his family with Paris's heroes before he'd realized those heroes were going to be around a while? And why would he wait to announce the fact?

I mean, I think your thought makes a lot of sense, don't get me wrong! I'd entirely forgotten that "Catalyst" detail. I can absolutely believe Adrien only went along with attaching his name to Chat Noir's because he didn't want his father wondering why it was so important to Adrien not to--though I'm still wondering why Chat Noir didn't then start a one-man campaign to stop the project altogether. I can absolutely believe Gabriel put enough money into this project that nobody was willing to argue too hard against hiring an inexperienced teenage voice actor who happened to be the bankroll's son, and that nobody was willing to complain too loud when the said talent misplaced himself. Or when something happened to take attention off the innocently whistling talent kicking his heels in the corner such that, um, well, nobody saw him there but that's where he said he was and where else would he have been?

(Though that's still a hefty time commitment on Adrien's part. And with the exceptions of runway modeling (asterisk) and basketball (which might not count anyway because it's only shown up on Marinette's Adrien schedule in "Copycat"), I can't think of a single other time commitment of Adrien's that we've seen at all that we haven't also seen him ditch from time to time. And the asterisk on runway modeling is only there because Style Queen glittered him before he had the chance to run! Yet we've never seen nor heard of him ditching the recording studio.)

It's just...the timing makes no sense.

(...also Remasa's Unconventional Scenarios series does the "Gabriel Agreste loves Paris's heroes! he can't possibly be Hawkmoth!" concept so much better)

I guess this time Marinette just isn’t going to notice how much Adrien’s onscreen purrsona sounds like Chat Noir…because she’ll be too busy internally freaking out while sitting right next to him during the movie premiere?