#and I am somewhere between B and C on him
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I've been down a rabbithole on 9th century Anglo-Scandinavian history for the past six months, and all of this is so unbelievably accurate. 😂
And then for bonus points, ask yourself:
Why is this author so invested in making King Blorbo look good?
(The answer is usually that they're a nationalist, engaged in the project of constructing a glorious national history.)
Or, why does this author have inexplicable beef with King Blorbo?
(Could be that they're from a culture King Blorbo colonized and terorrized, and they're rightfully fed up of hearing about how cool he was; could be that King Blorbo is the one about to get colonized, and this author is priming you to feel that he had it coming.)
But, you might be saying, King Blorbo died 1100 years ago! Why does it matter whether he was good or bad? Who cares if some historian is doing some shady scholarship to retroactively polish (or tank) his reputation?
Welll, because if they get their version of history entrenched in the cultural consciousness, that is going to shape how we understand the world around us, and how we deal with the current issues that are a direct legacy of that history. That's how you get Victorian scholars cherry-picking Anglo Saxon history to build a myth of British exceptionalism, to justify British imperialism, and American right-wing personalities canonizing Lincoln and the Founding Fathers for the same damn reasons.
History isn't dead, and whenever an author clearly wants you to feel a certain way about King Blorbo, good or bad, you should be asking why it matters to them, and what the implications are if you do.
academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
#Alfred 'the Great' I am looking at YOU#and I am somewhere between B and C on him#dick move that he left his sister out to dry when the vikings were invading Mercia#and I find it fascinating how historians make excuses for Alfred's danegelds but not anyone else's#now I freely acknowledge that he wouldn't have been able to keep Wessex if he'd been an idiot#but he also benefited enormously from being last against the wall during the vikings invasions#he got 15+ years to prepare for it that no one else did#and I have never seen a single book or article acknowledge that as a factor in his ability to resist invasion#viking shitz#sort of
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Kinktober Day 16: Facesitting + Pregnancy
Burned!Aegon II Targaryen x Hightower!Mistress!Reader
Summary: On the verge of losing you, Aegon shows you just how valuable his mouth can be to serve you.
Warnings: 18+ smut, oral sex/facesitting, passionate sex, sloppy kisses, pregnant!reader, targcest, implied age gap, aegon calls reader “auntie” so auntie kink, cum-eating, finger sucking, fingering, lactation kink, pathetic!softdom!aegon, some dub-con elements, mutual orgasm (phantom orgasm for aegon), no c*ck!aegon, pregnant body worship, nipple play, brief thigh humping, surprise guest: Larys being a creeper
You watch him being fed with a scowl on your face. He looks so pathetic now. Whimpering and groaning in bed after nearly costing his loyal men the battle by being stupidly reckless.
There are many things you regret and his frail condition is a constant reminder of those faults. Never should you have laid in bed with Aegon II Targaryen, your half-sister Alicent’s son—your nephew. And should you have been tempted to befall the Targaryen’s incestuous sins than rather it have been with the mightier Aemond Targaryen.
A pity that you’ve done so all in the pursuit to bear a babe with hair of silver simply because you admired the beauty of a family you’d once heard bedtime stories about, dreaming that one day you’d marry your dragon prince. But, alas, the Gods did not have this in your favor and to spite them you lusted. Your punishment: you’ll have your silver-haired babe…however your supposedly beautiful dragon prince was now incapacitated. He is not used to you. And now that there’s been whispers of Queen Rhaenyra planning an attack on King’s Landing, it was about time for you to disappear and live life somewhere comfortable. Like Essos.
You hoped to be free of all this. All the mess your father has caused and risked your family’s extinction. But then you learned of Larys’ plans to quietly leave for Essos with Aegon and you fumed at the thought of being haunted by this war despite the distance.
You waited as the caretakers filed out of the room so you could have a moment alone with the broken man, arms crossed to your chest you paced to and fro.
Aegon is first to speak, a small smile on his face. “Darlin’, I was worried I wouldn’t receive a visit from you again. You’ve not entered my chambers in days. Months. Is it that you could not stomach seeing me this way? In such pain?”
You roll your eyes at his arrogance, walking over to his bedside. “You’re correct in the sense that I did not wish to see you in this light. But it isn’t for reasons regarding seeing you in pain. Rather I refused to see how weak you’ve become. I feared it to be detrimental to my health which in turn could affect the babe. I’ve finally gained the courage to do so because in a way I’ve been blessed and cursed by the Gods. You’re no longer the man I desired and yet I still carry your child. That is my punishment. But I’ve been blessed to be free of my desires for you and the…customs of your family.”
Aegon could only watch you with wet eyes at your confession. He searches your features pleadingly, hoping he can find deception in them. You couldn’t possibly feel this way towards him. You love him! He knows you do. You wouldn’t fuck him the way you did. You wouldn’t have held him the way you did. He knows you care.
You straighten up before slowly inching away. “I’ll be taking my leave at dawn—”
“No, no, no, no….” He chants over and over like a broken record, grunting as he sat up in his bed to reach for your hand and squeezing it tight. “You cannot leave me! I am your King! And I command you to stay by my side. You carry my child; the possible heir—”
“I’ve done no such thing.” You hiss.
“B-but you said…” He says, trailing off to stare at your protruding belly.
“As far as we’re both concerned, this depravity between you and I has never transpired. No one will ever know—”
“Please, no!” He cries, tears finally streaming down his face. They sting as they trail along the open wounds running across one half of his face but nothing could hurt in comparison to your rejection. “Don’t leave me. I do not wish to be alone. Everyone’s left me. Helaena, my grandfather, my hand, my mother, b-brother—you’re all I have left.”
“I will not take this responsibility,” You say, ripping your hand from him. “You have Larys. I know of your plans to leave for Essos. To walk amongst the ashes once the dust settles. I no longer have it in me to remain complicit to this war. I will raise my child somewhere where they shall never have to fear the weight of the crown.”
“Please, Auntie,” Aegon sobs, trembling. “I love you.”
“That’s unfortunate.” You whisper, turning your back on him.
You hear a loud cry behind you and all of a sudden you feel a pair of arms wrapped around your upper torso just below your bosom, holding you firmly.
“Let me go.” You hiss through gritted teeth, gripping his injured arm tightly but he simply yells out and holds you tighter.
“I can still be of use to you, Auntie. Maybe I cannot provide you with any more children but I’d live the rest of my life serving you, pleasing you.” He says, wet face pressed against your back.
“I require no such thing from the likes of you!” You whine, squirming and kicking.
Aegon pins you to his bed, placing wet kisses all over your exposed neck as you try to fight him off. He works on disrobing your clothes and you slowly give in to him, biting and sucking on his bottom lip while he tries to tear off your clothes. It takes him sometime as his fingers shook—-whether it was from pain or impatience you aren’t sure.
While you pull your dress off from over your head, he continues to trail kisses down your body. Aegon pays special attention to your round belly, one hand rubbing it tenderly. His free hand glides between the valley of your breasts, before clawing at the nearest breast. His fingers gently pull and flick at a hardened nub and it tears a guttural moan from your lips. You’re incredibly sensitive there.
“You’re so beautiful,” He whispers against your stomach, snaking up your body again to capture your nipple in his mouth. Your back arches, hands entangling in his hair while being cautious not to dig your nails in his scalp.
Aegon slurps. He drinks of your sweet milk that flows graciously from your teat. It spills from the corners of his mouth as he gratefully moans and whines against you.
“Oh, Aegon, I love you. I still love you,” You mewl, grinding down on his thigh between your legs. “I’m so sorry.”
He shows you that he accepts your apology, sticking his tongue in your mouth once more. You can taste your milk on his tongue, sucking on it earnestly.
His fingers part the fabric that separates your wet pussy from him and once he tests the waters—running a ringed finger through your folds—he plunges his longest finger inside you and immediately begins to work.
You gasp and his hand in your hair forces you to look in his eyes, to stare at his partially burnt yet still beautiful face. His mouth falls open after how tight and wet you are, missing that feeling of you around his cock. But somehow, it’s as if he can feel a phantom sense of pleasure coursing through his body.
He mimics your cries. Every whine, whimper and gasp thrown back at you until it’s as if he were competing with you.
Just as you felt like you were on the brink of cumming, he pulls his finger out of you and displays it over your face as if to brag. Your sticky wetness drips from the thick digit and you stick your tongue out to capture the essence on your tongue. Impatiently, you grip his wrist with both hands, lowering it to your mouth so you can suck on his middle finger as if it were the tastiest treat. You don’t even care about the metallic taste of his ring or the way he clashes against your teeth.
“My beautiful Auntie,” He praises with a groan. “I knew you could never leave your king. God, I need to suffocate between your legs. I’d die a happy man.”
He positions himself against his level pillows and beckons you towards him. “Please, love, I need you to ride my face.”
“I don’t want to hurt you.” You say, brushing strands of hair that clung to his sweaty tear-stained face.
“You could never. No matter how hard you try,” He says with a warm smile. “I’ll always know you care.”
He sinks his finger into the thick of your thigh like a quiet order and you soon oblige, crawling over his body before making your way to hover over his face.
He lets out yet another thankful whine before he begins feasting on you. One arm coils around your thigh to keep you in place and bring your weight fully against him while the other trails up and down your naked body.
The pleasure becomes so overwhelming that you begin to grind and roll your hips against his face and he’s pleased beyond his reach, tears of joy prickling the corners of his eyes.
“Aegon! Fuck…p-please.” You’re sobbing now, holding onto his hair for dear life.
Your milk begins to flow once more, streaming down your body and in between your legs. The mixture of your honeyed juices along with your milk is an intoxicating concoction that has Aegon humping the air.
“I’m close! Oh, Gods, I’m going to cum all over your pretty face.”
“Yes, cummm, Auntie. Cum for me. Mmm.” Aegon hums eagerly. now both of his large hands held you down against him.
It’s as if he feels your pleasure through him, too, because the moment your eyes cross and you gush into his mouth. He begins to tremor and moan as well.
Both your sobs and gasps battle out until they mingle into one symphony. You continue to ride him until you’re satisfied that the aftershocks have ceased.
Pulling off of him, you immediately check on his well-being, cupping his face in your hands and examining him on each side. He laughs, placing a hand over yours.
“Relax, I’m just fine. Maybe a little sore but that comes with a territory,” He says before sighing happily. “How does life in Essos sound? You, me, our child…away from the war. Fuck it all.”
You smile, shaking your head as you aren’t sure whether he’s being serious or not but nonetheless you kiss the top of his forehead.
Unbeknownst to the two of you, Larys had been listening in the whole time, peeping through the crack of the door at your sensual tryst. Cum soils his hands as he stared at them angrily once he’s gained the clarity to see you as a threat to his standing.
#aegon ii targaryen#hotd fandom#aegon targaryen x reader#aegon targaryen x reader smut#hotd aegon#aegon the second#king aegon#aegon targaryen x reader angst#aegon ii fanfic#aegon ii targaryen x reader#aegon targaryen x you#hotd season 2#house of the dragon#house targaryen#hotd fanfic#hotd smut#house of the dragon fanfiction#kinktober 2024#kinktober fanfiction#kinktober fic#kinktober#tom glynn carney#burned!aegon
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▸ Next To You. ✦ P.SH
♡ - seonghwa x fem!reader
! - mini plot, established relationship, non idol!seonghwa, fluff & smut [ vaginal sex, fingering, pussy eating, penetration, missionary, slight aftercare ]. — MDNI !
✧ - wc = 1.2k !
୨ৎ - hii! I’m fairly new to writing & as well as posting on tumblr, so please be easy w me! I’ll improve over time >< ★ but please enjoy! likes & reblogs are greatly appreciated ♡
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A few moments ago, you had just walked into your shared apartment with your boyfriend, Seonghwa. You both had returned from a special date night, celebrating your 1-year-old relationship. His hand gently held the small of your back, slowly guiding you through the foyer; this sparked yet another moment where you couldn't help but blush, smiling to yourself at the small gesture. Every fleeting touch of his soft hands, and every glance you noticed still had you nervous and shy even after all this time.
Seonghwa took your hand, turning you around to face him, “Let's step out onto the balcony, love; I know how much you enjoy seeing the moon and stars.” You smiled, nodding, “Absolutely.” This was a shared favorite part of nature between the two of you.
“Whoa..” You sighed, taking in the breathtaking view. His arms wrapped around you from behind, letting the comfortable silence that fell between you both settle. You looked up over your shoulder, noticing the stars reflecting in his eyes. You smiled, turning to face him fully now to reach up and kiss him. “Thank you for always showing me how beautiful life can be. You have such a kind heart, and it shows every moment we’re together. I love you so much.” You spoke softly, his attention only on you now. “No, baby, it’s all you. Thank you for always trusting and loving me. You bring so much excitement and positivity into my life, and I'm incredibly grateful for your presence. I truly doubt I would be as happy as I am now if I didn't have you, y/n.”
Exchanging sweet nothings for each other didn’t end here— in fact, they only escalated from here with the touches and choices of words. Things lead to one another, and Seonghwa wasted no time leading you to the bedroom.
He pushed through the doors, walking you backward into the room— his lips never leaving yours. You stopped in front of the bed, breaking it to catch your breath. “Sit here, let me take care of that,” He gently sat you down on the bed, slowly unzipping your dress and slipping it down to the floor as if he were unwrapping a precious gift. You looked away shyly as he unclasped your bra, a small blush tinting your cheeks. He finally could take in the sight of your body in the moonlight, “you’re absolutely beautiful in every way; baby, you don’t have to be shy.” He breathed out before you could even attempt to cover yourself, leaning closer to you, and leaving a trail of kisses down your neck to your collarbone. You let a shaky sigh escape your lips when he found that sweet spot on your neck. “Oh— Seonghwa,” You held onto his shoulder desperately, trying to unbutton his dress shirt with one hand.
He sat up fully, helping you to remove his shirt. He folded his arms, intently watching you unbuckle his belt and slip it out of the loops of his pants. Your sweet eyes melted him when you glanced back up at him. “Fuck— don’t look at me like that. Can you get on all fours for me?” You happily obeyed with no complaints. He pulled down your panties, throwing them somewhere before pressing the pad of his thumb against your wet entrance. He smirked, “Already? I’ve barely even touched you.” Your shy whimpers in response are left muffled in the pillows, but you know he can still hear them.
Seonghwa took two fingers, coating them in your wetness before slipping them inside. You moaned loudly for him, every pump of his skilled fingers has you arching your back and pushing back against him for more. “I—I want more.. c–can you go faster?” You beg, holding onto the pillows desperately. He didn’t say a word, but within seconds, you felt a warm tongue swipe between your dripping folds. “W–wait!” You gasp loudly, his hands gripping your thighs and hips to pull you back onto his tongue, Seonghwa chuckles, “What? You said you wanted more.” His fingers and mouth work together to take you to the moon— focusing the most on the sensitive bud of your core— you just know your release is coming soon. With a trembling hand, you reach behind you, tangling your fingers in his thick, soft hair to urge him to go faster.
“Fuck, I—I’m so close, Seonghwa,” you whisper his name, almost spent from whimpering and twitching in his grasp all this time. You subconsciously began to ride his face, his tongue flicking repeatedly against your throbbing clit; he moans, pleased at you seemingly melting into the rhythm. The way he devoured your warm, dripping core had you hypnotized; it felt like he was showing you how much he loved you with his mouth.
You were getting louder and closer before he just stopped moving completely. “Hey.. why’d you stop? I—I was just so close…” You pathetically whined, squeezing his fingers tight as he pulled them out slowly.
“Mhnm, I want to see your face instead.” He shushed you, flipping you over on your back, and positioning himself in between your legs. “So pretty, all for me...” He mutters softly, gently wrapping your legs around his waist while kissing and biting your neck. “I need you so bad.. oh- please,” you already look so fucked out, just how he wants you to be by this point. Seonghwa knew your body inside and out— what spots to, what can make you see stars, how to touch you, and what gets you to cum. “I’m gonna start slow, okay?”
“I d-don’t mind…I just really need to-“ You were cut off by him finally plunging deep inside you in one thrust. Your arms immediately try to grab onto his, holding him as tight as you can to feel even closer to him. His soft grunts along with his calculated thrusts make you feel dizzy—you need to cum.
Every single touch was calculated; he wanted to bring you both to the best orgasmic bliss you’ve had in a while. “Hm, you’re gonna cum soon?” He groans, watching how you struggle to keep your eyes open. He knows he’s about to burst, but it’s his goal to make sure you finish first. “Yes! Fuck— I’m gonna..” You almost scream, feeling that familiar knot in your stomach about to pop. He smirks, speeding up, “There you go, baby.”
You get louder and louder, letting out the most pornographic sounds he’s heard from you. You throw your head back as deep waves of pleasure crash into your body— your body uncontrollably twitching underneath him. “S-Seonghwa..!” you whine helplessly as he continues to fuck you through it, taking your breath away. He brings himself to his orgasm not long after you, soft moans and whimpers escaping his lips; he quickly pulls out, choosing to paint your entire chest white.
You both take deep breaths, weak laughter filling the room now. “Damn..” You sit up, capturing his lips in a passionate kiss before he can even step back. He couldn’t help but smile in the kiss, breaking it before it got too deep and he wouldn’t be able to stop himself. “Let me grab a wet rag, I’ll be right back, love.”
You nodded, "Okay, don't make me wait too long though." your eyes followed his figure as he left the room. You loved him so badly, there was absolutely nothing about him that could make you want to turn away. He brought you so much peace, and you truly needed him in every way.
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Some very unpolished thoughts I scribbled down on my first read of the bonus chapters (SPOILERS AHEAD):
David
-Wymack trying to steer Kevin away from alcohol and into therapy feels a bit retcon-y. I know it works just fine, but I kinda liked that for all his good intentions and overall positive impact Wymack was a very flawed father figure, particularly with something he seems to use as a crutch himself like alcohol is.
-"I don't trust [Betsy]." Interesting in many ways: (a) that makes Neil the third, not second, team member to distrust poor Betsy. (b) he doesn't trust her not to reveal his secrets, so clearly he trusted her just enough to tell her those secrets in the first place. (c) I think it adds a very interesting layer to Kandrew's dynamic, both because Kevin sees Betsy as someone who could get in between them and ruin it and because it's a secret Kevin and Jean shared but Kevin won't share with Andrew (the closest thing to a partner he has with the Foxes).
-"No. Don't ask me that." Exactly what Andrew says on the phone with Higgins. The immediate refusal, the automatic yet almost panicked order... mmm.
-Maybe Kevin's age when Kayleigh died had already been confirmed somewhere but I don't think I knew it, so. Nine. Old enough to (probably) remember her pretty well, to have learned from her and loved her and miss her. Young enough to be shaped into a Raven.
-"but Kevin would always be different." "You're not just a Fox. You're Kayleigh's son." Kill me.
-Kevin's reaction to Wymack talking about his mom is very validating of what I've always imagined he feels about her.
-"When he started thinking about rings he put himself on a plane home." *Holt's voice* VINDICATION!! I've seen people shit on Kayleigh way too often as some kind of cold-hearted bitch who cut Wymack out her life with no hesitation, but he left!! He failed to keep it casual so he left!! "He'd never called her again."
-"Coaches have no honor." Considering what we learned from Jean about Raven coaches... yeah, not shocking. (Did Kevin know Raven coaches were the exception while he was in the Nest? Or did he run to Wymack thinking all coaches are the same, that he would be beaten and punished but what made Wymack a good man was the he would allow him to stay? Did he have to slowly learn to trust that Wymack wouldn't hurt him like Jean with Rhemann?)
-"Your word is enough. Just yours." Throwignnn up :(
-"Nicky wasn't the only one so easily swayed" wait what. Is this about Andreil? Am I missing something? It's definitely about Andrew right?
-Nicky's terrible driving doesn't show up nearly enough in fics methinks.
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aita for calling my roommate crazy?
I (28f) live with 2 other people, a former college roommate who I’m pretty close with (29f) and 2nd roommate (28nb) who we both met when we moved in together 2 years ago.
Let me start this out by saying, this isn’t a fandom aita, it’s going to sound a bit weird at first, but bear with me.
I have a medical condition (relevant later) which stopped most of my bones from maturing past puberty (growth plates closing, cartilage not hardening into bones, ect.), so my skeleton is basically stuck somewhere between 13-19, (I look about 17-19, but the last time I tried to buy hard cider, the cashier thought I was 14, so that’s how young I can look). I also have very pale skin (unrelated to my disorder, just a ginger), and (related to my disorder) lack some liver enzymes so I need eat meat or I get sick (the same reason why cats need to eat meat), I ended up in the ER when I lived with my vegan sister for a week and ate the same veggie diet as her.
Trouble is, Roommate 2 is really into conspiracy theories and other fringe stuff. Nothing alt-right or anything, just like, (for example) they fully bought into that Mermaids: the body found show, and wouldn’t be dissuaded, even when Roommate 1 googled it and showed them solid proof that it was fictional. Wholeheartedly believes the US government preformed 9/11, does alternative medicine (homeopathy, ect), wishes there were ‘all natural’ vaccines (still isn’t an anti-vaccer though, just needs to be persuaded that Bill Gates didn’t put microchips in them).
Anyway, Roommate 1 and I have a recurring joke that I’m a vampire because of the meat thing and the pale thing and the not aging thing. Roommate 2 overheard us and laughed, but weirdly. She kinda joked along with us, but she seemed...odd. About a week later, they start asking me stuff about being a vampire. But they seemed friendly and not nervous then and I was hoping they were just joking and I also sincerely thought they were just asking me about how vampires work on one of my shows (I’m a big fan of Carmilla and the Originals), so I tried to explain, but I cited each show when I’m explaining a thing. This continued for several weeks, but getting worse and more weird every time, eventually culminating about 2 and a half months later into them asking me more stuff about life as a vampire and I really realised that they were serious. Bear in mind, Roommate 1 and I were trying to be very clear that we don’t believe in vampires this whole time because we both know how Roommate 2 is about this. As a result, this was the first time I really registered that they seriously seemed to genuinely believe I was a vampire. I firmly told them that I am not a vampire and that vampires aren’t real, they’re fun to joke about, but they aren’t real. They implored me ‘to be straight with them about being a vampire,’ and that ‘I could trust them,’ and I’m ashamed to say, I kinda freaked out at this point, cuz I was afraid that they would be scared of me and maybe try to hurt me, since they seemed kinda unstable because of this.
This is where I think I was an asshole, I am usually very sensitive to mental health issues. I have some c-PTSD myself and there are a lot of mental health issues in my family (unfortunately, I think some history with my own mentally ill father may have made me react this way, since he has very similar issues to Roommate 2 (vaccines, alternate medicines, specifically involving me in his delusions) and I had a very bad experience in my early teens where he thought I was a demon and ‘sent to destroy him’). Anyway, I got very upset and I yelled at them, I told them they were completely crazy and needed to get mental help and said I thought Roommate 1 and I needed to move out because they might try to stake my heart or something. I feel really bad for calling them crazy, especially because Roommate 2 has some very mental health issues and words like crazy make light of and stigmatise that and I’m very big into not blaming people for their mental health problems, but this was very triggering and in this moment I was very distresssed.
So, aita, all things considered here? I’m still gonna feel like the asshole no matter what, since mental health problems aren’t to be taken lightly or blamed on the person, but I’m curious what the internet thinks.
What are these acronyms?
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III's ABC's
PAIRING - III x reader, III x polyves (Briefly mentioned)
WARNING - NSFW! Pantie thief, prostitution, exhibitionism, partner sharing? Sounding
AUTHOR'S NOTE - Honestly, III is a wild card in my eyes. There is a lot of random things he enjoys if you can't tell. I hope yall enjoy these! I might be expanding my III category sometime in the future
WORD COUNT - 1,073
Master List
❥ A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
➛ Can we admit that after he cums he just lays on you or lays there for a while just enjoying the afterglow ➛ He will eventually get up when the cum becomes uncomfortable, quickly getting you a wet rag and some water. ➛ If it’s bad enough, he’ll drag you into the shower and then just lay his head on you.
❥ B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
➛ His? He loves his hair tbh, he prides him on it and making it look good. ➛ Yours? God does he love your neck. Just loves biting into it and kissing the mark, loves the sounds you make.
❥ C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
➛ I am very sorry but he loves cumming in your mouth, just for you to spit it back into his mouth. ➛ Will finger his cum into you as well
❥ D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
➛ A panties thief. Dirty panties to be exact. ➛ Sniffs them while touching himself thinking of you, wanting to bury his face between your legs and consume you.
❥ E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
➛ Mm he knows a lot, has hired sex workers in his free time just to experience the world. (Don’t worry he was safe)
❥ F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
➛ More on the basic side out of all the positions in the world. ➛ He likes cowgirl/reverse cowgirl. Loves being under you while you take his cock, use him however you feel fit. But also loves to grab a handful of your ass when you’re in reverse.
❥ G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
➛ He’s definitely goofy, making jokes the whole time, trying to make you smile while pounding you into whatever surface he is taking you on. ➛ Does get serious at times, growling softly in your ear because he wants nothing more but to make you scream.
❥ H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
➛ Mm hairless for the most part, if he does decide to grow any hair it's shaved quickly afterward. He just doesn’t enjoy the feeling and mess.
❥ I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
➛ He’s a goofy ball for the most part, does whisper and tell you how pretty you look underneath him. ➛ Hell if you’re on top of him, he says you are one of the prettiest angels he’s ever seen.
❥ J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
➛ Half the time he doesn’t realize what he’s doing till it’s almost too late. ➛ He’ll slowly palm at himself, lost in thought, thinking about something he has done in the past. Only gets up and goes somewhere private when he has to choke back a moan
❥ K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
➛ Power play. He likes fighting with his partner to see who can take control of the situation ➛ Voice kink. He mainly gets this from Vessel’s voice but he can and will melt for anyone with a good voice
❥ L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
➛ Kitchen, loves taking you knowing that the others eat there, always bringing up memories every time he’s in there ➛ Others’ bedrooms. Something about dirtying their room with his and your cum just sets him off.
❥ M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
➛ The adrenaline gets him going. He loves doing things that get his blood pumping… Which gets his cock hard.
❥ N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
➛ I feel like this is obvious with all of my NSFW ABC’s but no scat play… He just, literally makes him gag at the thought.
❥ O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
➛ Please suck this man’s cock, he is a whimpering mess when he’s receiving ➛ He also loves to give oral, he’ll have your cum on his tongue as much as he can. Will try to suffocate himself just burying himself in you
❥ P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
➛ Medium honestly, doesn’t really have a set pace that he enjoys, just savors the feeling of you wrapped around him
❥ Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
➛ I would like you to understand one thing… He does not mind taking you in front of the others… Quickies happen so much with him, honestly loves them bc he can take you whenever he feels like it.
❥ R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
➛ Oh definitely! As previously stated, he takes you anywhere and everywhere. Has had you on his cock while having a causal conversation with Vessel.
❥ S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
➛ He doesn’t last forever but he lasts a decently long time. If he cums before he beds you, he’ll last longer but then it's sometimes hard to cum.
❥ T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
➛ Has some toys but nothing really interests him as much as you. Has one set of toys that he’ll never let you or any of the others know about
❥ U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
➛ The biggest tease out of all of them. He enjoys getting you all flustered before dipping to go play on stage. He just can’t get enough of watching you whine after he pulls his hand out of your pants.
❥ V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
➛ Quiet at first but slowly grows louder. ➛ His accent comes through a lot when he’s in pleasure and he’s almost embarrassed about it.
❥ W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
➛ That set of toys I mentioned earlier? Yeah, it's a sounding set… ➛ He loves the feeling of the smooth metal going into his cock
❥ X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
➛ He has his nipples pierced, but it was mostly done as a joke than anything
❥ Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
➛ Bless all of his partners, he is nearly always pent up, always ready to go again.
❥ Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
➛ They barely sleep due to their nature… He’ll fall asleep after multiple rounds and will nap for roughly 4 hours before waking up again.
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Aemond Targaryen NSFW alphabet
summary ♱ what aemond likes in bed.
warnings/contains ♱ fem!reader, smut, mentions of kinks, mentions of his first time.
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A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)
before he became betrothed to you, he rarely ever even thought of touching himself. he viewed sex as a duty, and didn't understand why anyone would want to do it besides having heirs.
once he met you tho???? baby boy definitely had some thoughts👀. he still rarely did it, but he would be lying if he said his mind and hands didn't wonder once or twice or like ten times
once he's married however he goes back to barely doing it cause he has you♡
B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)
at first I think sex with aemond would be very vanilla, good, but vanilla.
as time goes on however aemonds kinky side definitely comes through. I think he would prefer to tie you up. it would take a long long time until he felt comfortable enough to give up the control to be tied up.
C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?)
crying out of pain? absolutely not. crying out of so much pleasure? absolutely yes.
just the idea of you crying out because he's making you feel that good is enough to make him cum in his trousers.
D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?)
okay so I'm very conflicted about this. on one hand dom aemond makes me so 😵💫 but sub aemond makes me 😵💫
I think though he's a switch with a heavy dom lean. I think he's most comfortable with being a dom due to his past, the idea of not being in control is really intimidating.
I think he's a soft!strict!dom and a shy!obedient!sub 🤭
E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)
okay DEFINITELY overstimulation r u kidding me!!! man loves to have you shaking and crying out of pleasure. also thigh riding!!!!!!!
F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)
I honestly can't imagine him wanting food to be in the bedroom, but I think seeing you eat certain things would turn him on.
like if you're eating a strawberry and the juice runs down your chin???? oh he is blushing and making excuses for you two to go somewhere private....
G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?)
absolutely not my baby is possessive!!
he likes to be the only one to ever see his wife in such a way.
H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?)
I don't think he likes it at all :(
due to his first time being not good, he's very nervous about feeling or making you feel how he did. he's still healing and needs sex to be more loving than humiliating.
I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.)
would be VERY hesitant to do anything close to spanking. he hates hurting you and is terrified of scaring you. the best you'll get is a few light spanks when he's hitting it from the back
J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?)
all natural baby!
K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?)
lips obvi. on him I think his neck, hands, scar, and thighs!
on you literally everything. legs, belly, tits, neck, hands, face!!! he wants to kiss and touch and feel all of you
L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?)
prefers dim lighting but not completely dark bc baby boy wants to see you!!
either a few candles or moonlight<3
M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?)
the only kind of pain he's into is having you scratch his back and biting. other than that no
N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?)
doesn't like not letting you cum but (secretly) loves being edged!
he will whine and pout and moan when you deny him but can't help but love the feeling
O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)
the closest thing you'll get to public is having sex in a random closet or something like that. again he likes his privacy so full on public is a no
P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)
.... they don't have cameras so no...
Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)
at first he was extremely quiet. like only makes soft grunts.
once you've been having sex for a while he gets more vocal. he moans softly, groans, whimpers, all that jazz.
he LOVES having a vocal partner. he's so unsure of himself sexually and likes knowing he's making you feel good
R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?)
spontaneous for sure! this man is unpredictable to others and himself. he randomly gets horny and need you :(
plus with the pressure of having heirs, sex would probably be a every day thing
S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?)
oh em gee does this man love cozy, sleepy, soft sex!!!!!!!!
he loves to wake his partner up by being between their thighs. he loves lazy kisses and sloppy sex<3
it would take a long time before he would be okay with being fucked in his sleep, but he would try it out for sure!!
T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…)
top most of the time, only when he's truly fully comfortable will he be on the bottom
U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?)
just normal boxers for this boy!! but he loves seeing his wife in pretty and revealing nightgowns and small clothes.
V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?)
hands on kind of man. you're his and he wants to be the one making you feel good >:(
W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)
bath sex would be a regular thing me thinks. he loves after a long stressful day to relax in the warm water with his wife! only after his long haircare tho...
X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?)
again given the hotd universe crossdressing wouldn't be a normal thing so no
but he would look very pretty in a skirt<3
Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?)
being called: aemond, husband, my dragon, king.
calling: (your name), wife, grevie, my ember, good girl, sweet girl.
Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?)
his neck, hands, and thighs being touched turn this boy into a slut!!!!
sucking slowly on his fingers, kissing and biting his neck, drawing patterns with your fingers on his thighs, all make him loose his mind!!
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Elden Ring - Godrick The Grafted NSFW
loser fuckers come here pspspspsps
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): he probably isn't much for aftercare, but he will stroke your hair and tell you you are his and only his, its the small amount of affection he feels like offering you
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): ........honestly the jokes write themselves in this, i am so sorry
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): probably has a breeding kink, he’d growl lowly in your ear about making you his proper consort and you giving him an heir whether your body can give him one or not, he still tries and fantasises about it and who knows if you can’t have children yourself he might find a way to help you with that
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): the fact he likes to be praised, its something he is ashamed of, why would he need the words of someone so beneath him , to feel good, its absurd
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): with how hated he was i don’t think he has a lot of experience so he ends up being very eager and having a lot of pent up tension, every moan you make is music to his ears and a stroke to his ego, he doesn’t need experience when he is as great as he is
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): he doesn’t have a specific one in mind, ends up manhandling you around and switching up between several positions
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): he would probably think you mock him, he’d wrap his hand around your throat and ask you what exactly you think is so funny
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): probably hairless at this point with all that grafting
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): he isn’t much for romance but he does shower you with gifts, cloaks and jewelry ,some bloody some still warm from the bodies he has taken, but he tries
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): i think he would probably enjoy being watched, showing you exactly how he likes to be pleasured so you can do the same
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): praising, dirty talking, choking, size kink etc
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): shameless, if he wants to have you somewhere he will have you, let everyone watch and hear for all he cares
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): it doesn’t get much to rile him up, usually some praise does the trick with him, he’ll have you pinned on a wall and kissing you with no shame about who might see you
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): there isn’t a lot he wouldn’t try especially in the beginning
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): he loves having you on your knees, him on his throne, in his rightful place and you servicing him, his hands guiding your mouth over him and he is surprisingly soft in these moments, being gentle even as he uses your mouth, letting you set most of the pace, only speaking praise when you are like that
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): rough and almost desperate, he holds onto you and moves you against him like a doll, chasing both of your orgasms
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): not a big fan, it will stroke his ego that you want him so much that you seek him out ,but he is busy and wants to take his time ravishing you
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): definitely has a thing for pushing boundaries, encouraging you to try out new things that come to him in a whim in the throes of pleasure
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): he has a lot of stamina and a lot of pent up energy , he wants you limping and sore after you two are done
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): probably doesn’t really get the point, you have him what else would you need, he gets petulant like a child
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): not a fan of teasing, doesn’t have the patience for it, but he does like degrading you
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): he probably talks a lot , praises you and degrades you all in the same breath
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): i can see him as being slightly into body worship surprisingly, he’ll have you laid out and trace his hands all over your body slowly and methodically messaging his fingers deep in your flesh his eyes appraising you closely
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): i think he is big, however if thats his actual cock or not, is up for you to decide
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): when he has a partner his sex drive is high, almost making up for the time he hasn’t had someone to please him
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): he needs you to hold him so he can fall asleep, his head on your lap playing with his hair and stuff
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hey fam, my spreadsheet is FINALLY up to date so i am FINALLY getting back to the monthly rec lists! here's the cream of the crop from July :)
as a reminder: the ingredients for a five star rating typically (but not always!!) include some combination of a.) believable characterizations of both Hannibal and Will, b.) compelling plot and/or character arcs, and c.) high quality smut.
that being said, my judgment of the aforementioned ingredients is powered almost exclusively by vibes and as such, is incredibly subjective.
you can find past recs below:
February March April May June
and if you have any recs of your own for me, PLEASE SHARE.
without further ado, let's go!
One Way Out of Many by hellotailor
Word Count: 59937 Summary: Hannibal planned to keep Will in the dark about his encephalitis so he could watch that brilliant mind burn itself up and become something new. In a world without daemons, he might have got away with it.An AU incorporating elements of Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials series, beginning partway through the first season of Hannibal. Due to the existence of daemons, the course of the Chesapeake Ripper case is drastically altered — and so too is the relationship between Hannibal and Will.
Everybody say "Thank you, Serri" because this fic was SO GOOD. I didn't know how I'd feel about the mortal instruments crossover, but it was highly enjoyable.
Long Flights Can Be Torture by ThisIsMyDesignHannibal
Word Count: 6334 Summary: Will and Hannibal are finally flying to somewhere they hope to settle down. Will’s nerves are making him restless…but how better to entertain himself then by toying mercilessly with the man he loves? Will wants to see just how far he can coax Hannibal out from behind that impeccable person-suit, preying on his insatiable attraction, and pushing him as far as he can…just, you know, for fun. Hey, long flights can be torture!
Will flirting with the stewardess?? Secret butt plugs???
certain dark things by multifandom_fanfic_writer
Word Count: 28090 Summary: “Now, you will kneel.”Will opens his mouth and issues his Command. And Hannibal, who has spent forty-four years defying his dynamic, who has never once in his life followed anyone’s commands--falls to his knees.
Blood Will Have Blood by idonthaveyourappetite
Word Count: 13481 Summary: Will and Hannibal are living in a post WotL limbo, a sexless pretense at domesticity full of tension and frustration. Will, unable to get over his guilt and complicity in their new life together, has been holding that part of himself back, but subconsciously hopes that Hannibal will push him, HARD, to take that next step. Hannibal, although increasingly frustrated, has been infuriatingly patient with him. Finally realizing that patience isn’t helping either of them, Hannibal forces Will to confront and accept his desire, giving him exactly what he needs. Their first time is exactly how they both need it to be.
And Cure His Heart by ThisIsMyDesignHannibal
Word Count: 10460 Summary: Will’s irritability and frustration have been mounting since going on the run, and Hannibal has been bearing the brunt of it. Unconsciously craving one particular way Hannibal can help him quiet his whirring mind, it’s time for Will to face up to what he needs, swallow his pride, and ask for it. This time, however, actions speak more eloquently than words ever could. Relinquishing control can be its own form of therapy. Relief is often found in surrender.
Oh my God, Will not knowing how to ask Hannibal for what he needs? And the devastation when Hannibal realizes how he's been neglecting Will? Chefs kiss, perfection.
I'll Take Care of You by sourweather
Word Count: 6339 Summary: After an Acute Stress Reaction and continued trauma at work leave Will feeling desperate for release, Hannibal reveals that he has a very effective technique for Letting Go
Whoops, I like fics where Will is put into subspace as "therapy" SUE ME.
Cuisine Euphonique by thecountessolivia
Word Count: 35335 Summary: Nightmares brought on by a gruesome case lead Will to some unorthodox therapy in the form of a YouTube cooking channel.[Completed]
This fic was absolutely incredible and I desperately wish I could read it for the first time all over again.
Hannibal Lecter and the Great Cat-astrophy of 1812 by slut_arc
Word Count: 1582 Summary: If Will Graham knows one thing about owning dogs (and a cannibal), waking to complete silence is suspicious.Whatever could be distracting Hannibal and the dogs so greatly that they left the house without even eating breakfast?
cat dad Hannibal cat dad Hannibal!!!
the distance is quite simply much too far for me to row by softhan
Word Count: 15355 Summary: Hannibal is having a rough time recovering from his injuries post-fall, and retreats into himself to avoid confrontation with Will while he's still weak and ill. Having to play happy husbands hardly helps
Fake relationship AND vulnerable Hannibal??? it hurts, but it's worth it.
Consenting to Dream by emungere
Word Count: 32188 Summary: A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small.
Possibly one of the sweetest sugar daddy fics I could imagine reading, oh my god, I love them so much. Will having to get comfortable with allowing someone to care for him? OUCH.
Conduit by mokuyoubi
Word Count: 9288 Summary: No one has ever known Will as well as Hannibal, and if only he could get over his reservations, he knows that they could be amazing together. Hannibal, happy to have Will in whatever capacity he is able, is only too willing to give Will anything he wants, even if it's someone other than himself.Or, Hannibal watches while Will has sex with a woman, and Will gets off on how much Hannibal gets off on it, and voila, sexuality crisis averted!
This was very hot, 10/10.
I Don't Even Like Lana Del Rey by perpetuallycaffeinated
Word Count: 4328 Summary: Will’s thoughts were going in a very inappropriate direction, and he had a growing suspicion that they were being led in that direction by a firm, determined hand. He gave another half-hearted bark of a laugh and threw back the remaining coffee like a shot. “Maybe Zeller and Price changed the wrong number’s ringtone. Jack’s not the one listening to me when I feel like I’m coming unhinged and feeding me the best damn food I’ve ever eaten in my life.”“No,” Hannibal agreed quietly, “he is not.”The tension and low thrum of arousal were making Will speak impulsively. He knew this, but he’d just finished his drink. There was nothing he could use to stop the question, blunt and presumptuous and rude.“So, what, you’re my daddy?”
Dancing with the Beast by proser
Word Count: 86347 Summary: In order to catch a mediocre serial killer, Will must pose as Hannibal's date for a series of pretentious social events.Hannibal is dramatic and jealous as ever, and Will is having a great time without the encephalitis. Of course, it's a love story.
FAKE RELATIONSHIP AND IT'S SO GOOD.
Never Conquered, Rarely Came by thisisthefamilybusiness
Word Count: 3242 Summary: Normally, this is the part where Will would pick up his cell phone and leave an anonymous tip on the police crime hotline, tell them there was a cannibalistic serial murderer lurking around the area code of the phone number given in the ad. But not today. Not when his very bones ache and all the raw and bruised places on his skin throb in time with his pulse. Not when exhaustion is slowly eating away at him in a way that has nothing to do with how little he slept last night.Not when these ink-stains on his fingertips and the man behind them are his last chance to get away.Fill for HannibalKink for this prompt: "Will is in an abusive relationship but can't see a way out - he's tried to leave before, but his partner is in law enforcement and always manages to track him down while pretending to be the understanding, forgiving, loving type. One day, Will stumbles across an ad in the Classifieds of the cleverly worded cannibal-seeking-fresh-meat-but-veiled-as-private-cooking-classes type, and decides to answer. Hannibal is pleased when his ad bears fruit, then surprised when his intended dinner apparently knows exactly what he's in for."
this starts off TOUGH, but it's such an interesting concept and it really is a happy ending.
#gracie reads hannigram#hannigram#hannigram fics#hannigram recs#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannibal#murder husbands#nbc hannibal#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy#hannigram fic
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I listened to the first episode of vows and vengeance and... god. god forget waiting for veilguard, how the fuck am I going to survive the wait between each episode of this???? tl;dr: I loved it, I love dragon age, I love audio dramas, I love voice acting and music, I love thedas, I am IMMEDIATELY painfully invested. if nadia doesn't get her sweet fancy lad back whole and unharmed by the end of this I am killing everyone in tevinter and then myself.
more thoughts under the cut! not a lot of deep analysis just flailing and feelings today haha
I hadn't realized that elio would be a magister! idk if it was in any marketing beforehand, but if so I didn't pay enough attention to remember it lol. he sounds like he might be prime lucerni-material politically, so I'm a little sad we didn't get even a subtle dorian or maevaris easter egg in there, as far as I could tell, but hey, you can't have everything. (honestly unless BIG changes are upon us (which tbf they probably are) it might be just as well that this went down as it did, b/c I'm not sure how long elio would survive in the magisterium that we've heard tell of, he's quite -- either soft and shortsighted, or politically reckless, I think nadia was right there.)
I found nadia, elio and their dynamic very effectively introduced -- the fact that they haven't quite figured out how to be good to each other yet but so clearly both desperately want to be and are willing to work for that is a smart place to start the story. it makes it feel all the sadder if they never get the chance to work it all out, because I think they could have every chance to, given the time.
The voice actors for the central characters are all wonderful (orin's was. fine! doing a good enough job with a slightly more thankless role, let's call it that.) also so nice to hear people humming the tavern songs we heard in inquisition. god I love thedas I'm so glad we're getting to go right back in there soon
The episode was longer than I thought they would get, and it was all the better for it! I'm so happy it seems they'll get the space they need to tell this story, especially since nadia appears to be setting out on quite a continent-spanning odyssey here (I'm so sorry about your life nadia)
SOLAS solas solas! solas. solas!!!! he is such a BITCH and I love him so much. he is being aggressively himself and I didn't realize just how much I'd missed him. no one gets me frustrated quite like you baby you know better than this I KNOW you could know better than this why do you never learn a single thing I know you have the capacity somewhere in there. patron saint of endlessly fucking up. WHERE do you get off being condescending to nadia when all your ~*brilliant*~ plans backfire catastrophically on you every single time solas. yeah of course you're sorry, and you fucking better be, if she stabbed you I'd be sad but also like 'yeah I mean you had that one coming sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯' about it!!! what the fuck. come home please
such a weird feeling to have him be an ominous stranger on the road to elio and nadia while I was standing there with my arms crossed and my foot tapping irritably like 'oh so now he shows his face, there he is. my husband. my ex-husb -- my nemesis and poor little meo -- it's complicated alright. he's in the dog house, but the dog house he's in is still mine'. I do adore how unstoppably solas clearly wants to be a teacher, he works so hard to be mysterious and aloof but the lonely insufferable chatterbox knowitall jumps out at every turn.
neve trying and almost succeeding in freezing the whole bay I'm
like. okay then! much to think about
the only thing I'm not a big fan of is the characters calling out in-game spells in sort of a self-indulgent way, but hell if I know how else you'd communicate exactly what's going down magically in an audio format like this so y'know. very easily forgiven from my side honestly
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: vows and vengeance#dragon age: vows and vengeance spoilers#I'm feeling so electrified we're so back about this folks nothing hits quite like some good dragon age#I grew up on audio dramas and have a big fondness for them so of course ymmv with your own enjoyment of the medium!#but this was very good for me and I can't wait for the next episode#dragon age spoilers
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I had an idea, but am stuck on a Desmon/Deimos (Alexios) fic. I don't no which way to take it. Either way it starts a little after Kassandra first sees Deimos is alive, Desmond gets teleported back in time. Dropped right at Deimos' feet. He thinks Desmond is a "demigod" to and a gift from the gods. Spins it in his own head that Desmond could be the Aphrodite to his Ares. Every god has a consort after all.
Now here is where I'm torn. Would it be better to go with
A.) Desmond escapes him and as Demios is hunting him down at the same time Desmond runs into Kassandra. He tells her there is a maniac hunting him and Kassandra is just like "well that sucks I'm in the middle of something, but stick with me and I'll help you." unaware that it is her brother hunting him. They stick together, bond, and somewhere down the line Demios catches up to them.
B.) Stockholm syndrome Desmond who is just tired of everything and kinda just gives in. Cause Demios is certainly devoted, obsessively so, but is it such a surprise that Desmond just wants someone to love him.
C.) Not quite Stockholm syndrome Desmond where he sees what the cult has done to Demios and tries to help him through it because all he sees is a more dramatic version of the farm. Demios being a more suped up version of what they wanted him (desmond) to be.
Or D.) Dark Desmond who is equally as tired as B desmond but goes about it much more different. He has a rather powerful "demigod" in love with him who would raze cities in his name and lay any treasures he asks for at his feet. Demios could help him get more POEs and hell, maybe even kill an isu your two. How could he pass this up?
Those are some ideas but I'm not sure which is the more pleasing option.
Any help would be appreciated <3
Sorry nonny, this answer is a month late TTATT
Also, if by help you mean help you choose, I will be no help at all.
Instead, I’ll give you more ideas for each ideas you have XD
A) This could easily turn into a found family between Desmond and Kassandra, with the crew of the Adrestia as well. In this one, you can focus on Desmond joining Kassandra on her travels because he has nowhere else to go and Kassandra doesn’t mind picking up ‘strays’ as long as they work at the ship. Plus, Desmond was good at sailing, more than anyone else in the crew. He also has the strangest ideas for upgrades that works really really help so, truly, Kassandra wouldn’t mind saying that Desmond was a godsend. Of course, Deimos would see them close and become jealous. It doesn’t matter if Kassandra and Desmond don’t have any romantic feelings to one another, the fact that his Aphrodite chose his older sister instead of him just covers his wounds with salt and he’d become more obsessed with having Desmond. This could be the one where Deimos has a heel turn and a redemption arc or… a story of how obsession can burn everything around it.
B) This can be the smuttiest of the four with a heavy serving of a not healthy dom-sub relationship. Their relationship would be toxic for both of them and this is one where Desmond doesn’t really care about anything while Deimos tries to win his affection by doing what he does best… murder and chaos. This can turn darker than D honestly.
C) Okay so this is like B but Desmond keeps his sanity and tries to help Deimos to his redemption arc. This would work better as a slow burn with Desmond simply trying to help him, not realizing that he’s falling in love with him until it’s too late, he’s in too deep and fuck it he’ll follow Deimos to the depths of Tartarus just so he could drag him back up.
D) You can make this a Dark!Desmond setup where the pain of dying and being thrown into the past had changed Desmond in more ways than one. In this one, they could both be two people starving for love and affection that found one another. But instead of helping each other be better, they just make each other worse. A lot of “the world versus us” mentality with Desmond being the whisper in Deimos’ ears that would lead to him taking out the cult himself just to please Desmond. Desmond, on the other hand, does love Deimos, he truly does, but he also has a warped sense of justice by this point and would probably create his own Assassin Brotherhood. This one could have Deimos worshiping Desmond as a god turned mortal, more of the Persephone to his Hades than the Aphrodite to his Ares.
#dark desmond is fun to think about#assassin's creed#desmond miles#alexios of sparta#deimos assassin's creed#ask and answer#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed
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Hello! May I request Beel with the NSFW alphabet? I need my boy ❤️🔥
How I have been waiting for someone to request Beel for the NSFW alphabet
It's clear that I have a clear bias for Beel...
Warning: NSFW
Beelzebub x gn!MC
A=After care
It's one of the rare moments when he feels full so he will be more focused on getting you cleaned up, giving you water/food and anything else you might need. He also gets some food for himself so he would not have to leave your side when his gluttony takes hold of him once again.
For his after care he doesn't want you to leave him for a while. Even if you have to go fetch water/snacks/something to clean him off he would rather go with you.
B=Body part
He works out a lot to keep in shape so he loves all of his body but if he had to pick his favourite part, it would be his arms. They are big, strong, he uses them to embrace and protect his loved once.
On you he loves your tummy. It doesn't matter if you have a sick pack, if you're chubby or anything in between, he loves to put his head on it. He may or may not also love to see the slight bulge in it when he fucks you.
C=Cum
His cum is thick and it slightly changes the way it tastes depending on what he is eating. Usually it's just slightly salty but sometimes it has a bitter after taste to it.
He has a slight preference of cumming inside of you since he finds it satisfying but has no problem of doing it somewhere else.
For him, he loves to swallow your cum. He could sit on his knees between your legs and suck your dick/eat you out all day if you would let him.
D=Dirty secret
Remember that cream puff accident during lessons 21-22? When he literally licked the cream off your fingers? Well despite the effects of Gold Hellfire Newt Syrup disappearing he went straight to his room to jack off thinking off all the places left from where he could lick the cream puff. He is too ashamed to admit to this.
E=Experience
When he was an angel he used to go down to the human world with Belphie and Lilith quite often. I am just saying, he probably fooled around with a human or two as an angel.
After the fall and becoming a demon he probably had another partner or two but things never really worked out.
He has the basic knowledge on how to pleasure you but he is hella rusty and can be quite clumsy.
F=Favourite position
Any position that is comfortable for you is on the first place for him. He is strong and could easily lift you and move you around, so no position is hard for him.
He does have a bit of a weakness of you being on top. Missionary where you are the one to fuck him, cowgirl, revers cowgirl, are some examples of what he likes.
G=Goofy
He is goofy without meaning to, especially at first when he is still kind of clumsy. He also ask some really innocent questions that make you giggle.
He also tries to be extra serious sometimes to impress you but ends up being all smiles after 2 minutes at most.
H=Hair
He remembers to trim it every once in a while...you'll have to tell him to take better care of himself in that aspect
I=Intimacy
He is so sweet and gentle and tries to be romantic most of the times. In his 2022 birthday UR he takes MC out on an expensive date cause he trying to be romantic and impress and depending on the choice they fuck too
One thing is for sure, you'll always feel safe and comfortable with him. He is always making sure you're feeling good and keeps on praising you.
J=Jack off
Not that often, he usually does it when he is in the shower cause he has to share his room with Belphie.
Even after you two get together, he doesn't do it often since he prefers to have sex with you instead.
K=Kink
The most obvious and popular, food play. It's been said again and again by everyone in the fandom and even shown in the game. He would love to lick syrups and creams off of you and leave a small bite here and there. What I will add to this, is that he would love if you would do that to him too.
Another obvious one, size kink. Even if you're the same height as his human form you are smaller than his demon one.(and in my mind they have multiple forms, each being more demonic than the other). He loves being able manhandle you, he thinks it's fun. He also likes that he is able to literally engulf you when he hugs you.
He has an oral fixation, it's obvious. Even outside of sex he likes to chew on you. Not as in trying to eat or anything. He also likes to leave marks and hickeys everywhere on your body. He would be absolutely thrilled if you would do the same thing to him. The feeling of your mouth on his body is one of the best.
He also likes praise. The whole time he will praise for how good you feel, how good you make him, about how much he loves your body and most importantly how much he loves you. He gets pretty shy when he does this so he tries to hide his face. He gets even more embarrassed in the best way possible if you would praise him too. He also gets the cutest blush on his face when you do so.
He is the avatar of gluttony, the whole sin relies on being over indulgent and because of that I believe he is into overstimulation. Even when he is sensitive beyond his limit he still feels like he needs more, it's one of the few times he actually moans for good. How could anyone not indulge him when he sounds so pretty. By contrast, the best way to punish him is to edge him.
I nearly forgot about the breeding kink. I don't think he is even aware of that. This is kink is also the reason why he feel so satisfied when cumming inside of you, even if you can't get pregnant. He still has yet to connect the dots.
L=Location
His prefered locations are your room and his room if he knows Belphie will be out for a while. He mainly prefers those places cause they are comfortable and have some privacy. they would probably have more privacy in an empty classroom or a changing room in a mall than in MC's room
Other locations I would see wanting to fuck are in the kitchen and in the locker room after he won a match of Fangol.
M=Motivation
Him licking food off your body, even if it starts innocent.
Not always, but feeding him/feeding you while you sit in his lap turns him. Most of the time it just makes him feel love but on rare occasions he finds himself getting honry too.
If you're the type to work out/play a sport, seeing you all sweaty and worked up turns him. Suddenly he understands why you're always so happy to record him while he is at the gym
N=No
I don't see him being into painful stuff outside of biting. On him is a no and on you...it depends on what you ask but he takes his time thinking about it.
Degrading his also a thing I don't see him enjoying. If you do that to him it will get him out of the mood. If you want it, it would take a while until he gets it right and he still doesn't go too far with it.
O=Oral
He prefers giving by far. He likes receiving too, it's just that he loves giving oral. He loves nothing more than to get to taste your cum and make you feel good. He gets to both taste you and hear you moan? Double win in his books. He sometimes gets too lost in the way he tastes that he might overstimulate you by accident. Some gentle tugs on his hair should be enough to get his attention.
P=Pace
He really tries to be slow and sensual, especially when he is trying to be romantic but it always evolves into him fucking you at a faster pace and being a little rough. He does it without meaning and is always apologetic if he was too rough on you.
If you're the one fucking him, he prefers a faster and rougher pace. It's like he can never get enough of how good you make him feel so he always begs for more.
Q=Quickie
At first he didn't think he would like, cause he always thought he would like to take his time with you, until you two do it in the changing rooms of his gym. Completely changed his opinion on them.
R=Risk
He is pretty open minded and unless it sounds like something he would absolutely not do he is open to try nearly anything. It also helps he has a weakness for you, so it's easy to try and convince him to try new stuff.
S=Stamina
Peak physical form and the personification of gluttony. His stamina is insane even by demon standards. He just keeps on going even when he is getting overstimulate it. He usually goes at it until you can't go anymore or he gets satisfied.
T=Toys
He probably got one or two from Asmodeus as some kind of joke gift...but knowing Asmo he was probably serious. For a long while he even forgot about them until you stumbled by them by accident. It was a collar and a dildo.
He has no problem if you want to use them or even get more, tho he will be a little lost first on how to use them.
U=Unfair
He doesn't even mean to tease you. Going shirtless around the house, asking you to film his work out routines, wearing gray sweatpants that hang a little too low. You swear he is doing it on purpose but it's all by accident. He can't say he minds the way you look at him. He couldn't really tease you for good cause he would always give in into what you want.
He can be a little bit oblivious if you try to tease you, so more direct routes work better. Wear more revealing clothing, be extra touchy with him when you try to feed him.
V=Volume
Not really loud. For the most part he groans and pants. The closer he gets to his orgasm you can hear him moan. If you seriously want him to be loud overstimulate it, that's when he really moans.
W=Wild card
He wants to have sex in the locker rooms right after winning a Fangol match. And when I say right after I mean, I am talking about him not even having time to change or take a shower and still being full of energy. Tho that is pretty hard cause his team mates will be around
X=X-ray
Has the 2nd biggest dick out of the entire cast, only behind Diavolo, around 10.4 inches and veiny a bit around the head and more towards the base. It also slightly curves to left.
In his demon form it doesn't grow too much in length but girth. It also has some 'scales' all around it. They can slightly open up and while they look painful they are far from that.
Y=Yearning
A little above average for demon since getting together with you. He isn't the most interested in sex outside of relationships so once he gets with you, he suddenly thinks about it way more than in the past.
Z=Zzz
It's pretty rare for him to fall asleep right after sex since more often than not he has plenty of energy left in him. It doesn't help that since he actually feels full, he wants to enjoy that feeling as much as he can
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I feel like Miles trying to hide his mating bite from everyone - especially his parents - would be so funny for some reason
when i was 15/16 i tried to hide a hickie from my mother but i am an absolute dog shit liar so she found out basically immediately and then spent like twenty minutes laughing at me. afterwards she taught me the spoon trick so my father wouldn't see. i feel a kinship w/ Miles b/c that's exactly how Rio would react lkajdfladsj;a
“Miguel, we have a problem!”
With a long suffering sigh, Miguel looks up from his work just in time to see a frantic Miles finish a graceless tumble through the front door. The sight of his Omega never fails to warm Miguel, but its up for debate on whether the warmness is from affection and love or irritation. He’d say it’s a 50/50 split.
“Yes, Miles?” he asks as the Omega throws himself down on the couch beside Miguel in true teenage fashion. All long limbs and bony elbows Miguel deftly dodges.
“It’s my mom,” Miles says, sounding breathless. He’s looking up at Miguel through his eyelashes and that combined with the fact that Miguel can see one of his own t-shirts under Miles’ hoodie nearly makes him miss the next words. “I think she saw my mating bite.”
Miguel freezes at that, tearing his gaze away from the tantalizing dark skin of Miles’ throat. “What?”
“My bite! I was getting ready to leave and I didn’t realize I was wearing your shirt until it slipped down my shoulder and I thought I fixed it fast enough but she stopped me and-”
“Miles. Breathe.”
By mutual agreement they’d decided to keep their relationship a secret. The reasons are varied and many; Miles’ age, their antagonistic history, the fact that Miguel is sorta kinda in a position of authority over Miles…when Miles chooses to actually participate in spider society, anyways. The point is that they’ve gone out of their ways to make sure nobody knows until they’re ready for them to. Miles’ mating bite is on the curve of his shoulder. It’s admittedly pretty huge on the much smaller Omega, and the impression of teeth clearly shows Miguel’s double set of fangs.
Miguel’s is on his clavicle. It’s almost delicate looking in comparison, except for the faint trailing edges where Miles had started to tear at the skin before Miguel had grabbed him by the nape and pulled him off. Brat.
Despite the strategic locations they’ve both had close calls hiding them in the past. Miguel’s suit decided to malfunction just right. Miles needed to change his shirt after spilling something on it during movie night, and got teased when he insisted on running to the bathroom to do so. One time Miguel had tried to shower at the gym thinking no one else was there, only for Peter B to show up. For some weird reason. So on and so on.
Still, nobody has caught on, and nobody has ever seen the marks outright. The idea that Miles’ mother might be the first to know, a woman Miguel has never actually met but who he hears plenty about? Yeah, if that’s not panic inducing Miguel doesn’t know what is.
“Are you sure she saw it?” he asks, looping an arm around Miles’ waist and pulling the Omega close.
“No. Maybe. I don’t know.”
“What did she ask?” Miguel presses.
“If I was dating someone.”
“And you said?”
“No.”
“Okay. She probably thought it was a hickie then,” Miguel says, soothing himself with the words probably even more than Miles. Mostly because Miles’ face gets that faint pink glow to it that means he’s blushing. “Es algo bueno, cariño.”
“She thinks I’m sleeping around!” The tone of Miles’ voice is somewhere between horrified and traumatized. “I said I wasn’t dating anyone so now she thinks I’m…soy una puta!”
“Is that better or worse than being mated to someone twice your age?” Miguel asks dryly.
That has Miles snapping his jaw shut at least. He still looks embarrassed though and Miguel laughs, tugging at the Omega until he’s got Miles comfortably in his lap.
“Relaja, cariño. She’s your mother and you’re a teenager. Most kids have already had a few sexual experiences by the time they’re your age and she knows that. Also did I mention she’s your mother? She’s had-”
“No termines eso,” Miles says quickly, shoving a hand directly into Miguel’s face, palm to cheek. “That’s so gross, por qué dirías eso?”
Miguel tolerates the awkward angle his head’s being pushed at for a moment longer, then when Miles doesn’t let up he sighs and bodily grabs the Omega up, wrestling him until Miles is firmly planted with his back to Miguel’s front, trapped between Miguel’s thighs.
“Your mother doesn’t think you’re a whore,” Miguel grunts once the scuffle and Miles’ complaints have died down. “My point was that she’s had a child herself and she knows what being a teenager is like. One little hickie isn’t going to make her think you’re out getting laid every single night.”
“I mean…”
“I said every night, malcriado.”
Miles pats placatingly at Miguel’s thigh. “A technicality. I am definitely getting laid way more often than most people my age.”
“You know what I mean!”
“Yeah.” The word is soft and amused and Miles tips his head back against Miguel’s chest to smile up at him. “Thanks, big guy. I do feel a bit better about it. Though I still don’t think I can look her in the eye for like the next week.”
“I’d make an attempt if I were you if you don’t want to be teased about it.”
“...damn, you’re right.”
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More replies about the girlies…! And about the Leech parents.
Anonymous asked:
So it’s from AA cup to F cup?
Judging by how they ended up looking, I guess it’s from AAA to FF lol
I am kind of bad at cup sizes though, and also bad at consistency, but at least that was the idea!
Anonymous asked:
How big are the cup sizes of the other genderswapped twst characters (I.e. the staff, Neige, Chenya, Rollo)
I actually talked about their cup sizes as well as what type of bra they would wear in this reply!
But to update: now I think that Crewel is an A and Trein is a C. I don’t know, just feel like it, maybe it’s because of Cruella and Lady Tremaine lol
Also here are those who I didn’t mention: Vargas is easily the biggest one out of the staff, so around D (+wears a sports bra, naturally); Sam isn’t big, somewhere between A and B, and doesn’t usually wear a bra; Crowley is a C… she just is. I can’t really explain any of this lol
Anonymous asked:
Why does it look like fem Ace and Deuce are scissoring each other?
They always are…constantly…even though they’re bad at it…
They aren’t on this sketch though, but maybe Ace suggested it, that would explain Deuce’s reaction lol
Anonymous asked:
When you’re so thirsty, you grabbing your own boob *eyeballs floyd* On a serious note, I can’t get over how well you draw breasts. I get mad just drawing them under clothes 😔
Yeah, Floyd is probably the one to do that all the time without even thinking about it. She likes to squeeze lol
Also, thank you very much, Anon! I don’t draw them very often, so I am very happy to hear that you like how they look. Looking at tons of pictures and art (R18 obviously included hehe) and sketching helped me a lot…
Anonymous asked:
women...... you draw them so fine omfg
Thank youuuu 🥰 I love them
Anonymous asked:
I love the size, shape, and little difference between each woman. Not only in the pretty 👀 but in body shape and hair situation as well. Thank you for sharing such a beautiful (and dangerous) garden!
Thank you so much, Anon!
I am very excited to share, I’ve been thinking about them for so long before actually finally drawing them all… so it means a lot to hear that you like them <3
Anonymous asked:
was looking back through my liked posts and I saw your drawings of meleanor, and of some of the other twst extras, and it made me curious since now that book 7 is coming out in english will you be drawing more or the new characters like prince Levan, or the knight of dawns? Also a bit of a self-indulgent ask because I want to see sebeks hot ass grandfather in your artstyle :>
We don’t play the game, Anon, so the EN release doesn’t really concern us; we haven’t watched book 7 yet at all.
But when we do, I’m pretty sure I will draw at least some of the characters from it! Definitely more Meleanor and definitely Sebek’s grandpa because how fucking dares he be voiced by Koyasu of all people. I kind of wanted to draw him even before that point (just like Meleanor, I couldn’t resist, to be honest lol), but didn’t really have time for him…
Anonymous asked:
do you have any more leech parents thoughts or possible scenarios?
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Anonymous asked:
I like to think that papa Leech would also be quite happy with Vil, even though admittedly this is based entirely on a headcanon. Since the boys found out in a vignette that one of his favorite movies has Eric Venue starring in it, I like the idea that papa Leech became a big fan of him. I guess this means that more than liking Vil himself (although he is very charming in his own right), he would like the chance to get closer to his favorite actor through their kids relationship
To the first Anon, I’m sorry for the late reply, I’ll share more thoughts in a moment. Starting with the Vil scenario!
I agree with you, second Anon! We talked about it in this reply, but very briefly.
Whether it’s Jade or Floyd who brings Vil to their house, Papa Leech is going to be super excited because he’d recognise the boy instantly. Somehow, their dinner with the Leech parents would end up looking more like a handshake event lol With Papa Leech asking a lot of questions about Eric and stuff. Even if Vil isn’t dating any of his sons, just the fact that he is their senpai would make Papa Leech super excited. Mama Leech would probably apologise for his behavior, but not in a genuine way, but just to make the situation even more awkward for Vil. Thank god Vil knows how to handle it… probably… maybe…
Vil would also make such a pretty betta merman…
But ALSO!!! If Floyd or Jade (or both) bring Idia to meet their parents, Idia would be absolutely terrified; he would be terrified either way, but the Leech parents are especially intimidating and scary. But they would love him a lot! Not only because he is the Shroud’s oldest boy (connections are important), but because of how his demeanor and his frankly exciting sparkly look. They would stare at him without blinking, showering him with attention. And they would tease him a lot, maybe even more that they would tease Riddle. Because Riddle is just an overly serious baby, but Idia? He is so visibly uncomfortable and scared; teasing him is absolutely priceless. Papa Leech would sit very close to him and look very intimidating, maybe touch his hair, ask him what he is so scared of. Ask about which one of their sons Idia likes the most (neither… please let him go…), a lot of other questions that sound like “there is no correct answer, you are screwed either way, but I am having fun, so you’ll at least survive maybe”. And then Mama Leech would tell Papa Leech not to freak out this poor boy, start stroking Idia’s hand, talk to him in a sweet motherly tone that doesn’t sound even remotely comforting. Somehow… these two are even worse than Jade and Floyd…
A couple of very short HCs!
Mama Leech is a huge gossip. She knows everything about everyone.
Mama Leech doesn’t cook, but it’s a secret, because she wants to keep the image of a perfect traditional wife.
Papa Leech used to operate on land too when he was younger. He still does sometimes, but very rarely.
Papa Leech thinks Azul is a great influence on his boys and wants them to learn everything they could from this friendship before getting rid of him (if he stops being such a great influence).
While the family bond is strong, the entire Leech family is aware that one of them might betray the rest at any given moment. That doesn’t mean that they don’t cherish family tradition and history.
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Transformers One Main Cast As Fate/Grand Order Characters
This movie has given me such severe brain rot, I just had to write something for it. Once again this post DOES CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS so read at your own discretion.
Orion Pax/Optimus Prime
• This time around I imagine him being a Ruler
• Given how it is normally a class associated with saint-like characters and grail war observers, I think it fits him rather well
• Even his most reckless acts are always done with good intentions and out of the main 4 bots, I consider him to be the peace keeper
• I see him as being an Arts unit with an AOE support Noble Phantasm (provides various buffs to the party instead of dealing damage to the enemy)
• I consider The Matrix of Leadership to be a passive skill: I’m thinking it would give passive healing per turn or extra debuff resistance. Probably passive healing because it’s not something you really see in F/GO (in playable units anyway)
• I’m probably going to give him a buff somewhere that makes him and or the party deal extra damage against "Threat to Cybertron" units (more on that later)
D-16/Megatron
• Easily an Avenger class unit, no questions asked
• Once he and the rest of the group find out the truth about Sentinel, revenge is all he can think about. And by the end of the film its become his defining trait, consuming him till there's nothing left of his previous personality
• It may be a little cliche giving him an all Buster card deck, but it really does suit him well
• His physical prowess is so strong after gaining his t-cog I’m thinking of making the arm canon his Noble Phantasm, if the divorce scene is anything to go by he’s probably Single Target (that scene gave me unparalleled psychic damage, I am not ok)
• He is also one of two units I will be giving the new "Threat to Cybertron" trait, based on F/GO’s "Threat to Humanity" trait
• I imagine his kit being almost like Maou Nobu’s, except better in every way. As much as I love her, the developers really failed her with that kit.
B-127/Bumblebee
• Not quite as obvious as my last choice, but he would make a good berserker
• Very low ranking "Madness Enhancement", probably somewhere in the low C/high to mid D range. Low C seems a little high for me but the change in stats is so minute it really doesn’t matter too much
• I have a feeling he would be a Quick unit, but I can’t make up my mind on whether he is Single Target or AOE. Maybe there is a gimmick in his kit somewhere that allows him to switch between the two like Melusine or Summer Barghest
• He seems like the kind of character I would throw all my prototype gimmicks at to see what sticks, just for the heck of it
Elita-1
• I headcanon her to be an Assassin class unit, more based on how she handles her opponents rather then her character
• High ranking "Independent Action" passive, but very low Luck. Poor girl can never catch a break. Her "Presence Concealment" would probably be about average, so somewhere in the B range
• I think she would have another Single-Target NP, and given her class’s knack for generating critical stars, she’s probably another Quick unit. Except I’d make her deck have three Quick cards instead of Bee’s two (double Quick, double Arts)
• Admittedly I was pretty stumped with this one, I think I ran out of brain juice while coming up with the others. Either that or the after work fatigue is kicking in again
Sentinel Prime (or as I like to call him Sentinel Douchebag)
• This is going to sound really wild, but hear me out: Moon Cancer
• Now I hear you saying "Goose, what does this motherfucker have to do with the moon? Or any moon?" And the truth is nothing at all. But he is to Cybertron what BB (the servant who made the class) is to the Moon Cell, a Cancer; an all encompassing evil that fundamentally changes the game. One that must be stopped at all costs, but unlike BB, his evil does not come from a place of care for the people.
• This class is the most objectively evil in its roots as even the Beasts have love in their hearts somewhere, so it makes perfect sense to throw this beautiful bastard in here. This class also has the smallest roster of characters in the game so there’s plenty of room for innovation.
• I see him having a double Arts, Double Buster deck with an Arts NP, probably AOE. He is also the second character to be receiving my new "Threat to Cybertron" trait, funnily enough I strictly had him in mind when coming up with it, and gave it to Megatron as an afterthought. That’s how much of a bitch he is in this movie.
• Him and Airachnid would be a dual package, just like Sakamoto Ryoma and his wife Oryou; with Airachnid appearing in his skill animations and NP, maybe having a couple voice lines of her own.
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No because Daemon was actually fair and merciful when he sent Blood & Cheese for just a son, let’s not forget that the Greens sent his wife into an early labour which resulted in a brutal and highly traumatic stillbirth and throw a feast to celebrate Lucerys’ murder, sorry but Daemon is so much better than me, I would’ve gone for Helaena and the twins too, I am not kidding.
I don't know about him being "merciful" at all. It wasn't. Killing a child can never really be, unless that kids is dying or in extreme pain from an injury/illness that will eventually kill them in other ways.
Someone somewhere said that emotionally, not morally, Daemon was "correct". I have said in the past that his killing one of Aegon's kids was not correct but more a reflection on how the greens targeted Rhaenyra and her kids for years until one of them killed her son. that Daemon may have decided to bring about a stark and immediate consequence for their actions. Some people argue that he may have not have sent B&C or that he only sent them after Aegon bc to go after his children is just a really stupid PR/strategy move, esp in lieu of Daemon having had suggested they enlist the lords who swore oaths to Rhaenyra AND those who would need to otherwise be informed that their queen is calling them out on their loyalties though those envoys they're sending. B&C could undo those measures or put them at severe risk. And so B&C must have either been botched or not Daemon at all but someone trying to divide the blacks' unity and undermine their image.
This is a really good argument, and you could do it that way. I'm more inclined towards B&C being Daemon's idea but he was trying to go after Aegon, or 2nd choice Aemond.
Why Aegon and not Aemond when Aemond is the one who is one f the bigger threats against the blacks AND was the one who actually killed Luke? Because if you killed the adult male heir instead of just his brother, you'd open up an internal crisis amongst the greens bc there could be dissension over who needs to be declared the heir, the son of the past male candidate--Jaehaerys--or the adult uncle--Aemond? You would be banking on Aemond insisting on being crowned and thus stoking resentment, and how would Otto react? Who would Criston follow or encourage and support? I think Alicent would be stuck between her son and grandson, but she'd want her grandson to be the heir and Aemond remain their military edge/arm, which Aemond again might resent and not totally comply with. We already saw how Aemond was against basic cooperation when he refuses to go south with Criston later...but idk. And Daemon, rather than Rhaenyra, might think of this bc he could dissociate. Or that his grief made him more stone cold and focused his rage. I like the latter more, but why not both?
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