#and God is gonna be weirded out by him
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Me: oh... if only there was a transformers character who is a great fighter, with a great design and is a crazy religious fanatic who slices people in half so I could write a fic about his religious ecstasy and his descent into madness...
*Idw Star Saber appears*
Oh.
Oh~
#ohohohohohoh I just remembered about his idw characterization#I will use it for evil#my man is gonna fuck god.#and God is gonna be weirded out by him#transformers#maccadam#steel rambles#shitpost#maccadams#fanfiction of steel#fic ideas#star saber#but wait what if I add a certain atheist prime to the mix#mhhhhhhhhhhh#steelmemes
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riding baji keisuke’s thigh. 𝜗𝜚
† contains: riding keisuke’s thigh (obviously), he kind of fingers you at some point but he’s mean so he stops, he’s got you wrapped around his finger and he does not feel shy about it. </3
a/n: just thinkin about bf… sigh keisuke
your hips are straddling the firm flesh of his thigh, clothed by those tight leather pants he always loves to wear. his legs are spread wide as per usual. your hips are moving across the muscular limb — not very tactfully, might he add.
this was supposed to be an innocent moment between you two, sitting on his lap and cuddling up to your boyfriend after a long day — but were things ever that simple and sweet with keisuke baji? he’s subtly bouncing his leg, intense russet pools burning into you like you’ve committed a sin. maybe you are, messing with someone like him, but you couldn’t help it. how would anyone be able to resist him? those caramel eyes of his that seem to undress and figure out your entire being at one time, the permanent glare on his face that just barely softens at the sight of someone he cherishes. his silky black hair that stretches on just a little past his broad shoulders, those shoulders he’s effortlessly thrown you over before. heat spreads across your face as he holds your gaze unwaveringly. one of his hands come to rest atop the fat of your hip, the touch all too feather light for a delinquent of his calibre. he’s being gentle with you. you can’t tell if you like it better when he’s tossing you around like a ragdoll or brushing against you as if you’re glass. there were few things that bested the feeling of having him push you down into the mattress, keep you pinned with his weight and do unspeakable things.
everything is making you feel warm. memories of you and him that should disgust any sane person, thoughts of him and everything about. that ache between your legs is unbearable, and if keisuke didn’t use the effect he had on you to his advantage. you swallow and rest your hand on top of his, the one caressing on your hip. you’d swear a smirk crossed his face at the differences between you, how rough his body was compared to yours. a low hum parts from the depths of his chest, sending an intoxicating vibration throughout you. your teeth catch the soft flesh of your bottom lip. the action makes him raise a brow, amusement falling into his deadpan expression.
his thumb gives your hand a light rub before he trails his entire hand toward your outer thigh, under the hem of his shirt that he’s allowed you to steal. your back bows, quiet whimper parting from you as you leave a deeper wet spot on your panties and the leather of his pants. gently, too gentle for someone like him, your hands perch atop his rock-hard chest. he leans forward, sharp gaze fixing on the wetness he’s coaxed out of you before holding eye contact with you. “c’mere,” he mumbles, and you obey instantly. that’s quite an ego boost. his lips meet yours in a kiss, one achingly slow but filthy all the same. it’s firm, knowing. he knows he’s turned you into putty in his palm. he knows he could bend you half in front of his friends and you wouldn’t have a damn complaint. you breathily sigh into the kiss. he didn’t even have to silently ask for entrance to your mouth, you just gave it to him. a praise rolls from his tongue that’s carefully mapping out the insides of you.
your panties are sticking to you at this point, your speed growing faster. it isn’t enough, though. nothing is enough unless he does it. so he does, and drags you back and forth on his vibrating leg. eventually, you have to pull away for air. a string of spit bridges the two of you. it’s even more lewd when he maintains direct eye contact with you, still equally glaring after your connected saliva snaps. you shy the slightest and he brings you back without hesitation.
his fingers start pulling your panties aside, just by a little. you can feel the cool sting of his metal rings. you lick your lips and he sweeps at the opportunity to take your tongue into his mouth again, making out with you while his digits start intruding your pussy. teasingly dragging upon the skin of your inner thigh — he likes the shiver you make when he does that. his middle finger probes your entrance through the fabric of your underwear, pulling it aside enough only to bare your hole. it’s as if your pussy’s begging for him. it is, and he knows that better than anyone else. and he’s not a stingy man. he’ll give you what you want, no questions asked… unless he’s feeling particularly sadistic. you moan into his mouth, his sharp fangs clashing with your teeth for a moment. he dips his finger inside your entrance, faltering your movements on his thigh briefly. the rough pad of his thumb feels your clit, and you’re well aware that you’re done for tonight. he moves away from your mouth, soft lips still hovering above yours. you can taste cigarettes on his breath. just like that, he pulls his hand off entirely from your pussy, making you whine. what a cute sound. he leans back, watching you indifferently. “what?” he snorts, “upset i ain’t fingerin’ you anymore? fuck yourself on my thigh. i’ll see you what you deserve.”
#𓏲ּ filth#♱ ruru’s rambles#i want him#SO BADLY#i’mgonan… im gonna steal him#god i hope this doesn’t turn out weird i literally don’t know how to use this platform#baji x reader#baji keisuke#baji smut#baji keisuke smut#baji keisuke x reader#baji tokyo revengers
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no points for guessing my favorite
#cyborg 009#cyborg 009 the cyborg warrior#002#cyborg 002#jet link#digital#art#sketchbook#this was while i was still figuring out how to draw him so ofc now he looks weird haha#god. this is really gonna be what posts on my birthday huh
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Clone^2 danny headcanons and/or facts that i wanted to expand on but didn't have the motivation or inspiration to write a ficlet about. Ultimately most of these are ideas that already exist in canon clone^2 but are only now being expanded on/explored/stated specifically.
Because I'm procrasinating cfau and passively thinking about clone danny and damian again.
1 - As he's liminal, Danny generates his own ectoplasm. He generates it at a slower rate than the casual ghost but faster than the average liminal. It's what gives him an ecto-signature and results in him triggering his parents' weapons and ecto-sensors.
The ectoplasm he generates actually has a use, and he tends to burn through his supply while he's fighting because of all the physical energy he spends + the use of his scary eyes requires (albeit really minor amounts of) ectoplasm to use. It also has health benefits, as using his ectoplasm keeps his heartbeat steady and lessens the risk of his arrhythmia flaring up due to all of his physical activity and adrenaline.
It does happen occasionally that he uses up more ectoplasm than he can replace, and this has the expected negative effects on his health as all that adrenaline and stress catches up to his heart without a buffer to mitigate it. He carries a canteen full of diluted ectoplasm with him in order to give his system the boost it needs in order to stabilize itself, which he can usually tell when he needs due to excessive fatigue/chest pains/dizziness/other arrhythmia symptoms he gets that means he's low on ectoplasm.
2 - Danny's arrhythmia is a form of bradycardia (which is a slower heartbeat) -- what type? Unspecified / Unknown thanks to it being ectoplasmic in nature.
3 - In that same breath, Danny also has to burn that ectoplasm off in some form or another because if he doesn't it builds up and causes him the same issues as if he was too low. It also causes him to become more emotionally volatile, restless, irritable, overstimulated, etc, which the stress of that then makes his heart condition worsen. If too much ectoplasm builds up, it'll cause a physical electrical shock/shortage. This is rare however, and usually is the equivalent of giving someone a painful static shock. At best it makes the lights flicker or technology fritz out for a few seconds.
While it doesn't have much effect on the physical world, it does expend a good chunk of ectoplasm. Think like dumping out a heavy bucket of water that you've been carrying for a while, or getting into a hot shower after being outside in the cold for hours. It's emotionally draining but very relieving.
4 - Danny can replenish ectoplasm or generate ectoplasm faster by resting, eating, consuming other ectoplasm (fastest), fulfilling his interests / doing things that makes him happy, or by being exposed to high amounts of ectoplasm in the area. He can also rapidly generate it by being in a volatile emotional state, but that drains ectoplasm almost as quickly, and runs the risk of causing flare ups in his arrhythmia.
5 - this is actually canon to the au but I figured it wouldn't hurt to expand more on it / clarify / confirm, but Danny post-Damian has chronic pain in his hands from the nerve damage he sustained. He has daily physical therapy exercises he's supposed to do that he does in the mornings/evenings and whenever his hands hurt/feel stiff. He wears compression gloves in his day-to-day life and gets Sam and Tucker's help to brainstorm ideas about how to make compression gloves for Phantom that can include his knuckledusters. His grip and hand strength is weakened.
He has bad hand days where his hands hurt more than usual. This can happen at random, but is more common after he's overused/strained his hands either the day before or earlier in the day. His fingers stiffen up for similar reasons, and he gets tremors. It's happened before where (for example) he's braiding his hair and unbraiding it, only to need someone else to finish the braid because his fingers stiffened up and don't want to work like he wants them to.
Massages, heat, pressure, etc. helps soothe the pain, and since Danny's a fidgety person his friends and family can usually tell when he has a flare up because any hand movements he was doing prior ceased/slowed suddenly, or he starts massaging his hands / stretching out his fingers.
Damian very stubbornly insists on massaging his hands for him when this happens, he has a lot of intense guilt for being the reason for Danny's chronic pain so he wants to alleviate it in anyway he can.
6 - Danny has what I like to call "Bruce-isms", a word I came up with just now that means he has Bruce Wayne mannerisms that come from the fact that he's still Bruce's clone. A Nature vs. Nurture thing. His Bruce-isms include the Bruce Grunts Of Ambiguous Tonal Meaning ("hm", "hrm", "hn"), his workaholism, his paranoia (on a milder scale), etc. They're small, relatively non-defining things that are quirks but don't make up his personality.
He's got what Sam and Tucker like to call "Bruce Wayne Moments" which are essentially Bruce-isms but only ones that Danny and his friends are aware of considering they only know Bruce as Brucie Wayne and not Batman. "Bruce Wayne Moments" include Danny being clumsy, doing something air-headed, being oblivious, etc. It's not a common joke among the three of them since Tucker and Sam know that Danny's still pr sensitive to the whole clone thing. So they only bring it up when he's done something stupid but hilarious.
7 - while clone^2 focuses more on Danny and Damian's relationship and Danny helping Damian develop his identity beyond just "Damian Wayne's Clone", Danny still suffers from his own identity crises. He sometimes gets jealous of Ellie and Damian for being "lucky" that they always knew they were clones, rather than finding out later in life.
He's aware that this is not fair to think and that Damian and Ellie both have their own struggles as clones, but he can't help it sometimes.
He tries not to think about it too much, but when things get too quiet or when he's not busy, Danny can't help but wonder how much of himself is things he's learned on his own and come from him, and how much of it comes from being Bruce Wayne's clone. He has to stop and count how many things are unique about him specifically when he starts to emotionally spiral. It's not rational, but it's not supposed to be.
As a result Danny kinda, hm, clings to his identity as the Phantom, just a little bit? He thinks it's one of the few things that he has autonomous control over as "Danny Fenton", rather than it being a result of him being Bruce Wayne's clone. Because Bruce Wayne isn't a vigilante! Right? Right?
Consequently this becomes one of the reasons that Damian keeps mum about Bruce Wayne's identity. The original reasons were because Danny asked not to know much about the LoA beyond what Damian already told him, and Batman was technically "apart" of the LoA, and secondly because he just didn't want Danny to get involved with Batman and co and Danny knowing about Bruce Wayne's identity could potentially cause that.
But as time goes on Damian kinda notices like, just how being a clone is affecting Danny even if he hides it from Damian pretty well. He can't really comprehend what it was like for Danny to grow up thinking he was normal like everyone else only to find out he was a clone, but he does see the hurt it's causing his brother. And he does notice that Danny was holding onto being Phantom quite a bit, and figured that if he found out Bruce Wayne was also a vigilante, it would hurt him beyond belief.
8 - So Danny's creation has been kept relatively,,, mmm,,, vague? considering I've been struggling for a time how I could plausibly have his creation happen without Bruce finding out about it immediately. And my conclusion is that around the time Danny was created, Bruce met up with the Fenton parents again for some reason or another -- checking out their tech under the guise of wanting to catch up with them.
And I can imagine that, due to being close friends in college, the Fentons literally just outright told him, "Hey we wanna 'nother kid but don't want to go through the risk of pregnancy again, so we're gonna make a clone of one of us instead"
and in true Bruce fashion, he mentally went "wow i should learn Everything And Anything About This Thing Specifically. Just In Case." and outwardly went "woah cool! ahaha how does it work"
and since the Fentons consider Bruce a close friend and are also incapable of Not Talking About Science, turned and went "OH WE CAN SHOW YOU" and showed Bruce their entire cloning process up to and including how they (safely) extracted the DNA they were gonna use. of which they already had. they were gonna just extract Jack's DNA a second time as an example, but it was Bruce who said "hey you should try me instead" in order to gauge how exactly safe this was and if there were any symptoms he would need to recognize in cloning.
so with his consent they did, and then showed him how they were going to use the DNA to make a clone without actually going through the process. Without prompting from Bruce, the Fentons went "we're gonna throw your DNA away though since we don't want this lying around and because we have no use for it" and visibly showed him that they were disposing it.
Bruce came to the conclusion that the Fentons weren't planning anything nefarious, they just really wanted another kid, and (reluctantly) left afterwards. The mixup comes when Maddie, surprisingly, misplaces the cartridge with Jack's DNA in it and while they could have always gotten another sample, it was better and safer to just try and find the original before that.
Jack finds Bruce's in their disposable. In his excitement, he forgets that it was Bruce's DNA, and manages to get it out safely. Maddie wasn't looking when he found it, and in her excitement also forgot to ask where Jack found it. They used that cartridge instead.
When they found out they used the wrong DNA, Danny was already about year old and while Jack and Maddie are morally dubious, they're only morally dubious towards ghosts. Danny was their beloved human baby, they would never do anything to him.
That being said, they were still horrified when they found out, and really, they genuinely did consider reaching out to Bruce to tell him. They thought it was something he deserved to know since it was his DNA that got used instead, and they felt awfully guilty after he trusted them enough to let them draw DNA from him. The only reason they hadn't is because, at the time, Bruce had been really busy with something in his public life and they didn't want to bother him during such a stressful time.
So they were going to wait, and in Fenton-like fashion, forgot to tell him. When the subject came up again sometime later, they assumed they already told Bruce and went about their day.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is a clone#bruce you getting cloned by accident is technically your fault man. you knew the fentons in college you know what they're like /j#i kept kinda vague about danny's chronic pain prior since i don't have it myself so i didn't want to portray it incorrectly. but i want to#confirm it now that danny has chronic pain in his hands. and also that his arrhythmia does affect him more than just “slow heartbeat”#and the ectoplasm he makes acts more like a weird pacemaker than an actual cure for his arrhythmia.#clone^2 au might be more about danny and damian and damian's issues but by god does danny have his own too that he just. shoves to the side#danny canonically has only known he was a clone for a year before he got damian. thats not a long time for something that substantial tbh#and he was still in the process of coming to terms with it when damian ended up in his life.#danny started carrying his canteen of ghost juice with him after he passed out one too many times after a fight when he was low on ectoplas#danny hinges a little too much of his identity on being Phantom because he thinks it's the only really major thing about him that isn't#a result of him being a clone. so uh -aha - him finding out bruce is a vigilante too is gonna be pretty ugly.#arrhythmia isn't always permanent but it CAN be and in danny's case it is
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being in ur early 20s as a beatles fan is kinda horrifying bc when paul mccarntey was your age he wrote yesterday and ur just posting on tumblr
#beatles fanart#beatles#george harrison#john lennon#paul mccartney#ringo starr#the beatles#click for quality :)#attempted to also draw the later albums then gave up bc how tf am I meant to do that actually#revolver is my favourite album but im not even gonna attempt#rubber soul was hard enough to get the weird perspective right im noooottt good enough for this#they’re so silly <3 i love baby beatles on please please me <3333#beatles for sale brought out my inner beatles cartoon john face i fear#is anyone on here still into beatles cartoon? iirc it was HUGE in like 2018/2019 had like a whole seperate fandom with like cryptids#i looooove giving paul stupid little luscious cupid bow lips#it looks like he’s constantly mewing or blowing kisses both of which r in character#people who over emphasise his eye lashes when drawing him r cowards give him kissy lips#as god intended#j + p + g + r
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animation is my passion btw
#animation#scenes from this thing i did earlier this year wow#anyway i just want to rant hello#at excuse to rant if you will!!!#so this dude at work i used to have a crush on and he gave me his number but then his coworker told me he has a gf#so that whole thing#and this clown still out trying to do weird things#like the other day he asked me if theres a zit under his lip and leaned closer like😃uh what#lmao#sir go focus on your gf stop being weird#anyway i know when she finally dumps him (its a matter of time) he'll probably try his luck#and he aint even cute!!!!#barf#god i cant wait to like#find a cute girl or guy to wife me up already😭#ANYWAY even better speaking of animations!!!#gonna start another one soon and i cannot#wAIT#>:)
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I wish people could tag stuff better:( Like damn I was just like 76% through a 120,000 word andreil fic and it was so good but then they threw in a past andrew/kevin storyline and I couldn’t finish it. I’m all for people liking what they like and i’m not mad that they wrote that or whatever bc it’s not my place but I just wish it had been tagged bc then I would have just skipped it.
#god I wish I could just like kandrew stuff but it turns my stomach#i tried so hard to get into it a few years ago but instead i just realized how much i don’t care for kevin#platonic kevin and andrew is just such a better dynamic to me and i hate seeing it ruined#then again i’m just weird about andrew in general like I hate him in any ship that isn’t andreil#but i can do neil ships with other people lol#anyways best friends andrew and kevin are supreme and making it anything else feels so extremely out of character to me#i’m gonna shut up now#ignore all this i know it’s a mess and stupid but i’m a little drunk and bored#all for the game#aftg#andreil#the foxhole court
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🫵🫵🫵 YOU 🫵🫵🫵 a brainplayer/plain fan too???
TELL ME YOUR FAV HEADCANNON YOU HAVE OF THEM RIGHT NOW
HII YES I AM 🫶 I AM EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE LMAOOO
me personally i like the idea that they terrorize scala ad caelum, but on opposite ends of the spectrum; on purpose vs on accident.
brain doesn't really know scala etiquette or how their society works fully - a big, fancy city is much different than daybreak town was, and he hasnt been there very long - and he frankly doesn't care. he's not rude on purpose, usually, but he definitely would cause a scene on the streets and he loooves to snoop. he's giving all the scala higher ups grey hairs. on purpose.
player, on the flipside, just doesn't know. they don't know anything about scala, and they don't remember anything before scala, either. they don't try to be rude but they fumble their way through everything and their only saving grace is how quiet they are. they do NOT like hanging with anyone except for the baroque society and later on brain for this reason. much harder to come across as weird and unsocialized if you stay w the coworkers who found you on a beach full of trash.
also theyre qpps <3 qpp plain <3 definitely leans more romantic but qpp <3<3 cam anyone hear me.
#kingdom hearts#khml#kh plain#asks#i need to get on my puter and fix my tags#and also write more i have like 4 unfinished drabbles of them#anyways for brain hes also deflecting. trying to keep ppl from small talking him because he doesnt know where he is#hes alone and scared half to death and last he saw his friends the world was wnding . So#player is less scared but by god if they fumble another social interaction with one of the other societies theyre gonna blow someone up /j#just two strangers figuring themselves out while trying to figure everything else out too. connected via the disconnect#WOW thats a lot of tags . hi#i like both platonic and romantic blayer tbh.... or w any ship#so i compromise for myself with qpp/forever weird pining
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feltward is being born btw. if you even care.
#cannot wait for the weird looks when I have to take him out of my bag at airport security#and like. honest to god I’m gonna be carrying him half the time bc I’m gonna be too scared that#he’s gonna get damaged or smthn by shoving him in a bag 😭😭#james and I walking around w our matching homemade blonde bitch dolls like. can you tell we’re together.#my art
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like, ultimately, spn could never actually break the cycle of abuse and familial violence, bc to truly break the cycle would've required its writers to have the radical imaginary to look beyond the status quo. the show just reifies the idea of a paternal authority over the world. god dies but he has to be replaced you see, but it's okay, it's someone better now. family is hell but now family is also heaven.
#american liberal belief that you can make the world a better place if you just vote in someone better#OK that is. enough nonsense from me today#how i would've ended spn: no more god no more demons or angels or heaven or hell or the supernatural. only reality!!!#sam and dean go on a road trip but they go see something fun like that biggest ball of twine again. they get out of the car.#(dean off in the distance laughing. he looks carefree for the first time in a while) (sam is smiling with him)#sam looks back at the impala and you're left with the weird feeling the two of them are just. not gonna get back into it. END SCENE#anyways. more motivation for me to work on my own wips#yeah here's two horrible siblings but how do i write them out of the maze in a way that matters!!#^ comical realisations at returning to old novel drafts post experiencing spn. maybe sam and dean have always lived here#even before i knew them........#j.txt
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2010 Australian Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Robert Kubica & Felipe Massa)
#this was genuinely a race of attrition in the back. 10/24 cars dnfed and i think all but 2 were technical problems#this was a really exciting race tbh i really had no clue what the podium would be#its weird cause i knew seb mark and nando didnt win it but i was so confused how they were gonna lose it? and then it was like OH JENSE OFC#jense was incredible in this race ah what a comeback#everyone thought he made a huge mistake switching to slicks so early on and then it turned out he was the strat goat#and it makes it better cause it wasnt even a call from the team! it was literally his call!!#as we all know hes a god in the wet and it was so admirable and brave of him to make such a bold call for himself and have it work out#the way he has such dominance and performance in wet races(ex canada 2011) is forever so impressive and cool to me#also!!! this race really proves to me why rly i like 2010. really close racing BUT ALSO:#its so sick that both nando and jense won their first/second race with their new team against their teammates who have been there longer#like to have both of them win with the same prestige is so satisying and emotional for me#and god i got flashbacks to aus 2009 seeing him standing on the car. its cool he won melbourne back to back#but also. this post race honestly sucked. bad tv direction bad lighting(not in their control tbf) i felt like they showed nothing well ah :#tho my fav gif is where felipe is standing on his tippy toes and jense bends down sjakjf#jenson button#robert kubica#felipe massa#f1#formula 1#2010 australian gp#we do a little bit of f1
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Main sona - Arch - 2025 ref sheet!! + Theme song :3

“I sew on patches of my own soul”
“Take your time and we’ll be just fine”
Oh BOY Ive had Arch for a WHILE I joined the furry community back in 5th grade (yeesh) and basically changed fursonas every month because I was 11 years old and bad at commitment. NEVER FOUND *THE ONE* up until 3 (almost 4) ((oh my god)) years ago!
Arch is my babyy… Love em and their design has hardly changed!? well aside from the first one… we dont talk about them
THE FIRST ONES ARE ALWAYS ROUGH LOOKING LEAVE EM ALONE, (Fich is no exception im still…working on that) you can see there actually, Felicity was originally named Arch, took em, then brought Feli back and game xem that name NHFCNHCD
but anywho! This guy is by far my most special guy, cherish em
also they bleed every color cause I thought it was funny

#my baby boy#fursona#fursona reference sheet#fursona ref#inside you are 2 wolves#the furry community and the undertale community#(what the fuck is wrong with you)#(also the amazing digital circus community)#(not even god can save you now)#the furry community has been something I think everyone including myself has been waiting for me to grow out of#but its just#evolved with me#im not complaining#i want an Arch fursuit so bad omg#Fich is gonna come in quite a bit later but im still working on em…#designs are hard#also Arch sometimes goes by she/him pronouns but only as like a joke#its okay if its a joke (with me too)#Fich is intended to be a weird older sibling to Arch#basically my conscience#sonas are weird idk
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Last night on Discord, I was talking about how funny it'd be if Ford came across that little 'I'm a Preteen' blurb in TBOB, and was like "Okay, well, he's OBVIOUSLY lying. Except...he was in the Nightmare Realm for a trillion years. A crumbling mess of chaos with no rules or logic...And Dipper and Mabel told me that Mabel's bubble had the ability to make summer last forever. Would it...be a stretch to assume it came from a place with similar abilities? No, that's silly...right?"
Cue the rest of the family walking in on him the next morning with a whole red yarn conspiracy board, as he tries to figure out if he was actually acting as some interdimensional demon's babysitter for the past thirty years.
#Hayley Speaks#Puff then proceeded to point out how no; if Ford was doing this for free then he wouldn't be a babysitter#He would straight up just be Bill's guardian at that point#And GOD that's so funny#I've said I got weird feelings about slapping a Dad label on Ford when it comes to Bill#But also him becoming an unwilling caretaker and/or Bill becoming his unwilling ward is just peak comedy to me#Neither of them want this#But it's too bad because it's happening#Honestly that's probably gonna be where their relationship veers in Triangulum at SOME point#No Ford would NOT call him his kid and Bill would NOT call him his dad but also you look at them and you make Assumptions anyway
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Charles: and how do I contact you in the future?
Johannes: you don't 🌟 bye you soggy bitch ✨️🕺✨️🕺🟨🟨🟨
#and then you barely see him for the rest of the game#the sinking city#coolhatposts#man i would have loved to be able to visit johannes's house! maybe you go there to discuss a case or catch up or whatever#i can totally see a dramatic parlor scene playing out that could give a lot more foundation for future story events#and maybe you can just visit his place sometimes and read philosophy books or something. maybe he rotates a couple books out for charles#on a table or smth and you can go read it#or maybe it's excerpts from lovecraft!!#GOD you guys do you see what i mean there's so much to add to the game#Johannes is fascinating as a character but then we only see him like. three times max#and at least one of those times he's probably dead#i just think it makes sense for charles to seek company with the only person he knows in the city a couple times before the plot starts#picking up. i could see maybe they have two or three dinners/drinks with Important Conversations#but i do think it's a wasted opportunity not to have johannes be more involved. he's the player's window into the upper class weird shit#in oakmont. he's our connection to a secret society and he knows graham and i would bet money he knew about the cannibal restaurant#GOD as soon as I'm done w the project I'm working on I'm gonna be replaying and writing SO MUCH you guys#never been a writer before but I'll make it happen#the possibilities are too cool to ignore#please please please someone else start posting abt tsc I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THERE. I KNOW ME AND LOVELYHEADS ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES W IDEAS
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realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille
#possramble#ignore this im just babbling but#the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel#and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession#platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together#like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married#convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist#but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain#like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just#the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends#the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me#like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed#the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk#people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!!#but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out#don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck.#i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing.#she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it#and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not.#she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over#like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics#and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with#they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic#it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out#like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched#love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it#anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me#it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3#it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.
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NAH NO ABSOLUTELY NOT TELL MEEE TEEEELLLLL MEEEEEEE WHY I WAS PEACEFULLY SCROLLING TIKTOK AND I SEE ONE COMMENT SECTION FLOOODEEDDD WITH SHIT LIKE "astoria greengrass hate club lol" "astoria haters ⬇️⬇️⬇️" "I can't stand astoria" WHAAATTT WHAT THE FUUCCKK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING ABOUY WHTA THE VBGAGSJSLW I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE ON ABOUT IM GONNA FUCKINGFHFHFJFUFKM WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEEAAANN SHUT THE FYCK UPP OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT DID SHE EVER DO?????
anywayz number one astoria greengrass defender love her so much I will skin your whole body with my teeth if you try and fuck with her that is MY GIRL <3<3<3
#WHAT ARE THEY EVEN HATING???? THE THREE LINES ABOUT HER WE GET TALKING ABOUT HOW LOVELY SHE IS???? TF???#AT LEAST SOME HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT THEY HATE HER JUST BECAUSE SHES WRITTEN SO HORRIBLY IN FANFICS#YEAH CAUSE ALL THE DRACO SUCK UPS NEED TO GET HIS ACTUAL WONDERFUL WIFE OUT THE WAY TO SELF INSERT THEMSELVES AS AN UNRECOGNISIBLE HERMIONE#OR MAKE HIM SOME WEIRD LITTLE DEFENCELESS TWINK THATS BEING FORCED INTO AN ARRANGE MARRIAGE W/ A MEAN EVIL WOMAN SO HARRY CAN COME SAVE HIM#OHHHH YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME HATE FANFICTION IM SO ANGRY#THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY DISCERNING FANON FROM CANON IS SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN#SHUT UP OH MY GOD#im so mad#ASTORIA GET BEHIND ME 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺#JUST SO YOU KNOW DRACO WOULD HATE ALL OF YOU FOR SAYING THIS SHIT 🗣🗣🗣#this is not directed at any dramione or drarry fans who actually give astoria some sense of justice i dont hate all of you <3#JUST PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO MY GIRL#astoria greengrass#astoria malfoy#drastoria#hpcc#i cannot comprehend that this angel of a woman HAS HATERS??????#fucking crazy out here bro#harry potter fans are something else oml#i hate tiktok gonna delete my entire account now ive had enough#/j
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