#and Dean is all SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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#bonus if dean is driving @sheepstiel
I like the way you think!!!!!!!!!
MEG FUCKING CAS IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE IMAPALA.
#hell yeah!!!!#god castiel like gripping the back seat right next to his head which he can't help but glance up to. holding so tight the leather creaks.#which makes dean yell at him so he says sorry but it's all yknow. sexified. so Dean's like DON'T TALK TO ME.#but also he needs directions to where they're going#I'm picturing this in a cas fuck or die spell type situation so they're racing away from the bad guys but also cas needs to get down.#the sex meg and cas are having is comically energetic. both of their set of underwear hit him in the back of the head.#the impala is rocking even as it drives#dean tries turning on the radio to distract himself but the only station that works is just going into '!#and now for the next 4 hours: smooth and relaxing jazz'#(previously established that the tape deck is broken and that's the only channel as a throw away line)#so Dean's like OH COME ON.#and Cas is like 'I'm doing my best'#Meg keeps loudly calling out to Cas like 'WOW ON THE CEILING. YOU'RE A REAL ANIMAL'#and Dean is all SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP#and she laughs a lot bc she loves spending time with Cas and also antagonising people 🧡#her head ends up hanging over the top of the seat next to Dean's and she's like is this what you wanted when you asked for my help.#cause i get what the girl scouts were on about if helping people looks like this.#(they were teamed up for the witch case)
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i love destiel so much but i also need castiel to sock dean winchester in the jaw every other episode
#genuinely i go back to that scene in season five where cas beats dean up all the time#it’s therapeutic#like he’s an ANGEL dean#he could take you no problem please shut up#talking especially to season 14 and 15 dean#supernatural#spn#castiel#dean winchester#destiel
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just rewatched mint condition and what a crazyass episode?? we have dean rendered speechless by sam's smooth, freshly shaved face and sam being constantly paralleled with that sam girl with, according to dean, soft delicate features and dean calling sam "chief" and suggesting matching halloween costumes (thelma and louise included) ALL IN ONE EPISODE. sometimes i think we sleep on later seasons wincest because we are so used to them being freaks that we're simply unfazed but then. episodes like this one happen.
#cant ignore it if i tried#honorable mention to the scene with sam talking about his halloween trauma and dean going all 🥰🥰#“i had a huge crush on her” “adorable. go on.” SHUT UP#anyways#wincest#weirdcest#samdean#mint condition
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Episode 1x11 "Scarecrow"
Episode 2x22 "All Hell Breaks Loose Part 1"
Episode 4x2 "Are You There God? It’s Me, Dean Winchester"
Episode 7x3 "The Girl Next Door"
Episode 7x5 "Shut up, Dr. Phil"
Episode 7x22 "There Will Be Blood"
Episode 8x9 "Citizen Fang"
Episode 8x19 "Taxi Driver"
Episode 8x22 "Clip Show"
Episode 15x20 "Carry On"
#dean winchester#pie#ep 2x22#all hell breaks loose part 1#ep 1x11#scarecrow#ep 4x2#are you there god? it's me dean winchester#ep 7x3#the girl next door#ep 7x5#shut up dr. phil#ep 7x22#there will be blood#ep 8x9#citizen fang#ep 8x19#taxi driver#ep 8x22#clip show#ep 15x20#carry on#catnipster69 gifs#my gifs#my posts
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I think that in the revival dean and cas should lean their foreheads together and also maybe close their eyes and cry a little but also I'd probably flatline if this came to pass so. Yk
#you would never hear from me again it would be jover#spn#supernatural#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#spn revival#s16 clowning#cat spirals tag#im so sorry i hav had a severe case of cant shut the fuck up disease for days#jackles this is all ur fucking fault
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Man I gotta say a controversial take..
If you hate Wincest shut up about it ok.
Hear me out, I am not personally a Wincest shipper, it's really not my cup of tea. However, I'm also not a fuckin thought cop and I feel like posting over and over about how much you hate something other people like is stupid.
They aren't real people, I will repeat, SAM AND DEAN ARE NOT REAL. So the whole 'it's immoral' argument is a bit silly, people aren't saying that this is fine in real life, as far as I know Wincest shippers know it's wrong (maybe part of the appeal IDK). These shippers aren't advocating for real life incest they just like the idea of *fictional* characters together stop policing other people's minds.
Another thing, if you hate it so much why are you thinking about it constantly like if you posted about it less you'd probably get less posts recommended about it. It's amazing the way you can curate your internet experience. Simply block people who post content you don't like and block tags of things you don't like. It's so irritating to me, because I will see one overt Wincest post a day but I will see a dozen anti posts every time I open the app. Most of the time I see people bring it up they are antis. I just hate seeing people posting that they wish they could purge people who like a ship from the fandom. Who's next as well, we start with Wincest and then what, Destiel? Sastiel? Sabriel? like again y'all sound like cops.
And lastly, if you don't like Wincest you may need to just find a different fandom. Wincest is baked into the fandom, it's a ship that has existed since the beginning (it may be the oldest big ship in the fandom). There are references to it in the show, it's something that Eric Kripke and Sera Gamble wrote into the show, you can't remove it because it is part of the show. You don't have to like it or ship it or interact with it but you can't get rid of it so either suck it up or leave...
Thank you for coming to my TED talk LMAO.
TLDR: Stop complaining constantly about ships you don't like.
#supernatural#spn#sam winchester#jared padalecki#dean winchester#jensen ackles#wincest#im serious you guys shut up about it#im tired of listening to yall wine and cry all damn day
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so. i’m just thinking about the way that dean protected sam from john/ hunting in general. and it’s breaking my heart a lot. in order to keep sam as safe as he could (when he had no power because he was also a fucking child), dean had to look like he was on john’s side. he ended up being the punching bag because he couldn’t trust john not to punch sam back. he chose keeping sam safe over sam being happy with him. imagine the emotional maturity that takes. he is so selfless it actually kills me. and he never blew up at sam about it. he never even resented john for it. it was just his cross to bear. and he practically begged for it, so sam wouldn’t have to help him with it. i’m so fucking sad i love you dean winchester
#sorry i can’t shut up today#s1 was so crazy. rlly makes u think.#the winchester abuse dynamic should be studied#and then eventually sam understands what he was doing#all that time he thought dean wasn’t thinking. wasn’t questioning dad#but he was just playing the part to protect sam#mars.txt#oldest daughter dean#the family business#parent dean <3#idek if he did all of it on purpose#but it feels like he kinda. made sure that sam would get out#samdean
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also i hate the tendency deangirls have to go ‘it’s not that deep!!!’ about the show 24/7. it’s not that deep FOR YOU bc you’re taking a very odd approach to the show where you appear to watch 80% of it with your eyes shut. it’s like (comparison that i use 24/7 incoming) if there was a whole subset of bojack horseman fans dedicated to woobifying bojack horseman and saying he was secretly bisexual and transgender and oppressed and the worlds specialest little boy. and they were 90% of voices in fandom. and as soon as anyone complained about this they were making it too deep and hating people for their preferences on fictional characters
#before the ‘samgirls are homophobes’ takes come in let’s be clear dean could very well be bisexual and or transgender. just not in the way#u think whatsoever. also i’m bisexual and transgender.#anyway in my tutorial today we were going over the like schisms in literary criticism and how a lot of people lowkey hate each other cause#of it and all i can say is i see how it happens😓#the way my tutor feels abt rita felski is how i feel about Big Deangirl#spn#oliver talks#fandom wank#sorry sorry i’ll shut up now
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Wincest + 44 ❤️
wincest + kissing out of lust
takes place in 10x03 cause i just watched that (plus mention of ruby feat. demon blood)
“You reek.” The cold material of the hammer brushes against Sam’s Adam’s apple, then presses his chin up. Dean’s voice has that playful edge he’s been using to get on Sam’s nerve the last couple of days. His demon is having fun. “You reek of it.”
“What are you talking about?” Sam tenses his arm that’s pressed tight against the wall. He holds on to the knife, but Dean’s strength against him, from the grip on his wrist to the massive pressure against his whole body is something Sam never experienced before. He never was so clearly in disadvantage against his brother. It feels like being pressed by a truck.
“You reek,” Dean repeats, brushing the hammer against Sam’s neck, almost delicate, just teasing. His eyes travel Sam’s face with a hint of his crow’s feet to mix with the barely there smirk. He’s closer, and now that Sam had a few moments to orient himself after being shoved against the wall, he notices the gap between them closing with every passing second. “Of want. Ya know, not the ‘I want my brother back’ kind, but the much more fun ‘Wouldn't it be great if my brother stuck his tongue down my throat’ kind.”
Sam huffs, fighting against the hold. Demons really crawl out of the filthiest depths. “You are out of your mind.”
Dean considers for a second, like he’s actively thinking about it, and then shrugs. “Must be me, then.” He presses Sam harder against the wall, and his foot kicks between Sam’s legs, pushing one foot to the side and then the other, so Sam slides a few inches in the wall, his knees making way for Dean’s leg.
Sam goes still, eyes wide, as his brother inhales against his skin, brushing his nose up to Sam’s temple. “But, y’know, Sammy, you do need a shower,” Dean mocks. He aligns his nose with Sam’s, staring at him so close and deep, Sam couldn’t possibly hide any emotion, thought and secret. “Too busy looking for big brother, I bet. I can help you clear the stench. We could be doing something more productive anyway, right? Better than some cat and mouse chase we both know you can't win.”
The hammer slides up, cold, reaching his lips. The claw catches at his bottom lip and Dean’s eyes fall to his mouth, watching. A shiver travels Sam up and down, his chin quivering with it. “Yeah,” Dean whispers.
The burning heat Sam carries all over his body, from the chase, has him sweating, dripping even, from his armpits, neck and temple. One drop of it slides down the side of his face and Dean’s so fast there, Sam closes his eyes from the sudden movement.
The heat now grows, going up his legs to his crotch, when Dean’s hot tongue traces his sweat in his cheek, leaving a bigger wet trail behind.
“That’s sweet,” Dean says right by his ear, and Sam’s exhale turns to a pathetic gasp, the taste of the hammer making it into his mouth. He keeps his eyes shut, and now he can feel every place of contact even more, it’s unnerving.
He feels Dean’s thigh pressing higher, and the bulge that follows. He feels the smooth surface of the hammer's head against his cheek. He feels Dean’s chest, hot and moving, compressing his own chest. He feels the creases and folds of Dean’s lips tracing his jaw to his lips, and the burning breath that enters his mouth and makes all of his neck’s hair stand up.
Next, the blunt pain of the hammer against his injured arm knocks the heat of his groin and his eyes fly open, but Dean doesn’t let him see anything other than his smartass smirk and amused eyes, he’s so close. “Hey, there,” he says. “Just making sure you’re with me.”
Sam tries calming his rapid breaths as he stares. “Had your fun?”
“Just getting started, Sammy.”
The hammer falls to the ground and Sam watches it fall to his feet, with a frown. Dean grabs his bicep over the arm sling and squeezes the wrist of the other arm. Sam lets the blade go with a hiss and Dean’s tongue drowns the sound between their open mouths. Sam’s shock is yanked out of him when Dean pulls the trapped hand to his shoulder, opening Sam’s fingers to the fabric of the red shirt.
Sam’s burning up so much he could be delirious. Maybe that is why he’s not pushing his brother away. Maybe that’s why he’s opening up his mouth, resting his crotch on Dean’s leg, and actually pulling him closer by the shirt.
Demon’s run hot, he remembers that much. Ruby always seemed an active volcano, every little touch elevated for it, even a measly shoulder brush.
Dean runs hotter.
His tongue could be burning holes in Sam’s mouth, the way it explores every inch inside, leaving no room for protest or even for air.
Sam breaks the kiss, but Dean follows, and he has to turn his face to the side, leaving his ear free for his brother to lick inside. “Let me breathe,” he whispers. There’s barely any voice left, just puffs of air.
“Shut up.” Dean grabs him by the chin, leading him back, and the force of the kiss has his head banging against the wall, and Sam pinches his fingers against Dean’s shoulder and biceps, some pathetic form of getting back at him.
It does nothing, of course.
His fingers tremble where he holds them tight and his knees buckle when the metallic taste hits him. It’s familiar and completely new at the same time. He tightens all his face muscles, trying to get away.
He loves it. He gags with it. He grinds against the thigh holding him up.
This time when he backs up from the kiss, Dean doesn’t follow. He actually moves a couple inches away himself, lifting his red tainted smile for Sam.
“Bet you missed it.”
“Don’t—”
Sam stares. Dean’s hands are on either side of the wall now, caging him in. He’s got his legs so intertwined with Sam’s he has absolute control over his movements.
They breathe each other’s air for a few seconds, Dean’s smile never wavering, and all the while Sam has his gaze fixed on the red painting Dean’s teeth and lips.
And he dives for more.
He licks all of the blood out of Dean’s teeth, out of his lips, his cheeks. He even finds the crease where Dean bited his tongue. He sucks on it, moans around it, and Dean laughs through it all, giving as much back as he gets.
With spit running down his chin, fingers sore from holding on so tight, and knees weak, Sam slides down the wall when Dean removes his leg from under him. He goes slow, both of them still holding and breathing and sucking on each other.
Sam lets out a sharp breath, breaking the kiss and licking Dean’s taste of his mouth, dazed. He’s on his knees, barely standing as it is, with Dean bending over him, his eyes black and lips swollen around his smile. He pats Sam’s head, then tugs at his hair, holding his brother’s gaze up.
“Good boy.”
#now this is like rough draft level cause im trying not to edit the shit out of it otherwise i will be here all week#so there might be mistakes and all#but girlie here is just trying to have funsies#kinda went with the route of demon!dean is lusting hard after his brother + sammy lusts after that sweet demon juice am i right#hope you like it!#now tell me why this turned into 1k!!!!#i could have just written the final 300 words huh#the inability to shut up by winpocalypse#wincest#ask#writing tag
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#Someone add the badly drawn text bubble with dean domino#fallout new vegas#dead money#shut up emma#lowest effort post i’ve ever done made but this is all i can think about when i see this stupid ass picture
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91w deancas is so delusional cause they been making heart eyes at each other since day fucking one, calling the other sweatheart, thinking of kissing the other innocently just for the sake of the other being kissed, because they deserve that softness in the midst of all the chaos around them and the minute they actually get to it (motherfucking 200 pages in mind you) they try so hard to revert it back into something purely phisical with no emotions involved AND THEY KNOW THAT IT'S MORE BUT IF THEY BOTTLE IT UP AND IGNORE IT THEN ALL THE REVERENCE OF MOST OF THEIR LOOKS AND TOUCHES WILL JUST DISAPPEAR which is the epitome of the dilusional repressed gay way of doing anything
#shut up i'm feeling things again#like mind you i'm talking about shit up til chapter8#THIS HAS BEEN ROMANTIC THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TIME THEY'RE JUST SO SCARED TO FEEL ANYTHING#like cas the repressed gay boyTM losing all self control for the first time cause of dean#and dean “just had a queer awakening caused by my CO and i'm too new to having gay thoughts to be ashamed” winchester ???#it's a mess yall and i'm torn between being mad as hell and supporting each sorta shitty decision either of them makes#i wanna say mostly cas#but like as estabilished before#religous trauma blah blah repressed gay shit blah blah#you know how it is#i think i lost the train of thought somewhere along the way#ANYWAYSSS#i'm gonna be talking about 91w again constantly cause i'm plauged by thoughts#91w#destiel
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Confession that I actually don’t know that much abt dunmeshi but based on like. Osmosis I’ve picked up that there’s this weird mimic monster that can impersonate someone based on a different person’s recollection of them and so they’re all varying degrees of wildly inaccurate to like, slightly off and not to add onto multijace theory but I do think the idea of something embodying how each of the ratgrinders perceives Jace is extremely funny to me
#Lucy’s Jace is fairly true to memory but his scarf is always extra fluffy. peak cozy mode#I honestly don’t think Mary Ann has a read on Jace. I do think her Jace smiles more. but also he’s the same just taller#but I also think the minute details of his look are NOT RIGHT at all#you can’t even really make out what Ruben’s Jace looks like. he’s always turned away#oisin’s is very true to memory but is never smiling#(always has something critical to say. you are never good enough)#convinced buddy’s Jace is just Dean Pelton in a devil costume going GAY MARRIAAAGGGEEE#I don’t have a grasp of KC’s#can’t decide whether Ivy’s Jace is more gilear coded (just truly pathetic lackey mode)#or if he’s Hilariel coded (Porter’s neglectful trophy wife boytoy coded)#shut up Janelle#I do think how Jace perceives the ratgrinders vs how they actually are would also be really funny too
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my controversial spn opinion is that I don’t like the “sam knows about destiel” trope not because sam wouldn’t be an ally but because sam isn’t that observant about dean. dean raised sam and he made sure sam bought into the idea that his brother was this badass, traditionally masculine, larger than life figure who’d always protect him. and sam’s a smart kid who starts to see through that pretty quickly, but some part of him will always still believe in that myth of dean winchester, the cowboy, the superhero, his big brother.
dean made a safe little box for himself and sam enforces it, and dean does the same for him. it’s not always bad— deans faith in sam stops him from saying yes to lucifer, & sam’s saves dean from michael, but they are acting out john winchesters lessons on each other, even after his death. but john never would’ve admitted he was wrong for pushing sam away post endverse, or eventually encouraged sam to quit hunting in 1x07. john would’ve failed the angles tests in 4x07, and he would’ve driven sam to lucifer if he didn’t kill him first.
sam and dean save the world over and over because they love each other, and they fail each other because they misunderstand each other. but they keep trying. sam realizing after everything they’ve been through there’s this huge part of his brother he doesn’t understand, and getting to know him all over again, is much more interesting to me
wincesties dni🔪
#spn#dean winchester#sam winchester#sam and dean#destiel#deancas#Sam would definitely want to talk Feelings & Their Dad which is why Dean avoided the talk for so long#dean: can you quit it with all this gay shit Sam I just want to fuck my husband in peace.#Sam: ❓⁉️❓#dean: I know what I said I know what I said shut the fuck up
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(Last post sequence.)
Oh right. And just so it doesn't feel like it's Roswell-pandering, the others all have lost of true end partner potential too.
Dean, the one who felt like he needed to be mature and perfect always, ending with the guy who gets it and makes him feel safe to let go of that to the point he's comfortable letting him take the lead because he knows he won't judge his flaws.
Sal, the one who always felt emotionally disconnected from himself and others because of his loss, staying with the person that faced the exact same struggle and can guide him down the path of healing with patience and understanding even when he's at his worst and most aggressive.
Hoss, the one who's terrified of being rejected and abandoned if he ever shows his true self, being loved unconditionally by someone who's always honest to and supports his loved ones. And who already knows and loves his most vulnerable sides and wants to keep learning more of him so he can love him more each day as they spend their life together.
Orlando, the one who believed that he would never have anything he wished for because of his family, ending with the man he wanted the most in his life while that man promises to face his struggles with him and be the family he always deserved but never had.
Not adding Tyson to this because he IS the true end partner and I'm sure the appeal is obvious. But the general point is that they're all suitable to be with Dave for different reasons and I really like that. It's why I got so invested in the characters and their relationships. It's the biggest strength of Password I feel.
#password visual novel#password vn#dave halloway#orlando noble#dean orson#sal warden#hoss warner#tyson grey#My disappointment with P is directly connected to how I feel it disrespects all of this#and how it essentially brushes aside and disrespects the characters the relationships and all the development of both#shut up glagger
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what if. Amy “fix-it” because hallucifer makes sam so paranoid about dean leaving for no reason that sam gives in and follows him and is witness to the whole thing
#hallucifer: wow. big brother really trusts us. (beat) so something’s up right? we know it’s never this easy.#sam: (visibly restraining himself from saying shut up. about to grab his scar.)#hallucifer: (aware he’s about to be banished) don’t listen to me if you want but. I’m just trying to help.#don’t blame me if you look in the papers tomorrow and find a obit for your brain-eating girlfriend. and… what was her kid’s name again?#sam: (touching the scar. not pressing down. face all screwed up.) || hallucifer: :3 it’s not like it’ll hurt anyone#if he really does trust you he doesn’t even have to know we’re following him. *and* you’ll know your brother still trusts you.#even when I’m here. maybe he won’t even punch you again. that still hurting?#sam: (grimace. because yeah. it does.) || hallucifer: door number two - he thinks you’ve lost it and he’s going to stab that woman to death.#so what’s it gonna be Sam? ready to gamble your friend’s life on if Dean gives a shit about your opinion?#[and that’s the point where sam goes to follow dean. still doesn’t talk to Lucifer. not there yet. but oh hallucifer is sooo pleased with#himself about this. because he’s Sam. and he picks up on what Sam doesn’t. and he could see all of Dean’s little giveaways that Sam was#turning a blind eye to. and now here’s the perfect opportunity to put a wedge between them and get sam to trust him more <3)#GOD. FUCK. IM UPSET NOW. WHY WASNT HALLUCIFER IN THAT EPISODE. MOST OF THE EPISODES?#such a good fucking concept. squandered.#anyway. idk if sam saves Amy but he DEFINITELY here’s Dean’s little speech to her about how she can’t change.#hallucifer with faux sympathy like (sigh) damn. well. i always told you what he was like. Michael. Michael-sword. no difference.#both of them want us dead the moment we step out of line.#and Sam just frozen there in horror with Lucifer’s voice sinking in. and he believes him. how can he not. with dean proving him right#hallucifer#spn#sam winchester#amy pond
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wrt dean hitting sam and how its obviously something with an established history of happening from the way sam acts about it (‘you satisfied?.. guess not’ ‘take a swing’ etc). i personally think this has been a pattern in their life pretty much forever. wait i ended up saying way more in the tags im gonan make another post i think
#the thing with sam and dean is also that since they were so neglected a lot of Relatively Normal older sibling behavior becomes something#different. like take in a very supernatural christmas. dean gets mad at sam and starts yelling at him to shut up#and it’s discomforting to watch!! no one is telling dean to stop or in any way contradicting the messages hes giving to sam and ur like.#christ!! but that’s like. Pretty Normal older sibling behavior i think. i was never really the kind to fight with my siblings when they were#kids like that but tons of peoples older siblings beat them up for fun when they’re like 8. but it just becomes different#with sam and dean - because dean does have all the power in a way older siblings dont normally bc usually you and ur sibling are still both#the KID. you know? whereas deans given an authority of fan. idk. deangirls like to talk about dean playing a parental role#if you subscribe to that you have to even more so admit that the way he treats sam becomes very fucked#and i’m not blaming dean for this when he’s a kid. cause how’s he meant to know better and also this is probably how john acts he’s learning#it from someone#but as he gets older? i just reckon it doesn’t ever change. he never learns that it’s unacceptable and sam always lets him treat him The Way#He Does In Canon so he just never changes. and what started off kind of as normal siblings antics quickly shifts into something entirely#different. especially as in canon when dean hits sam its usually like a punishment. after sams gone out of his control. or its to take out#his own anger. which is SO fucked up. and this most definitely was happening before canon#spn#oliver talks#sam & dean
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