#and B.

[clouvu]

No thoughts head empty just Them

[kjack89]

“Oh shit,” Joly said, sounding mildly concerned as he scrolled through his phone. “Something’s going on with Twitter.”

“Given the way the year of our Lord 2023 has gone thus far, I’m going to need you to be a little more specific,” Bossuet said.

Joly turned his phone so Bossuet could read. “They’re limiting how many tweets unverified people can read.”

Bossuet squinted at the phone screen. “Is Elon really that hard up for cash?”

“I mean, probably,” Joly said with a shrug. “Midlife crises are not cheap from my understanding.”

Bossuet laughed. “Ok, so we all switch to a different app for a hot second,” he said. “It’s not the end of the world.”

“It’s not the end of your world,” Joly corrected.

Bossuet scowled at him. “Pretty sure it’s not the end of anyone’s—”

Joly cut him off with a single raised eyebrow. “Grantaire,” he said, a little grimly. “It’s the end of Grantaire’s world as he knows it.”

Bossuet’s brow furrowed. “I don’t think Grantaire even has a Twitter account.”

“He doesn’t,” Joly said. “Enjolras does.”

“Oh.” Bossuet was silent for a moment before his eyes widened. “Oh. Oh no.”

Joly nodded. “Pretty much,” he said, sounding equal parts grim and self-satisfied that he’d understood the implications of this latest development first.

“Do you think we should warn him?” Bossuet asked.

“Should?” Joly said thoughtfully. “I mean, probably. We are his friends, after all, and his boyfriend is about to lose his fucking mind at his ragescrolling being potentially indefinitely interrupted.”

Bossuet nodded slowly. “But we’re definitely not going to warn him, right?”

Joly grinned. “Of course not,” he said. “Where would be the fun in that?”

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

Absolutely atrocious that I finally settled on a name during my stranger things phase instead of my supernatural phase. I could've been a Sammy

[rustbeltjessie]

Writer’s Tears (August 16, 2023 // Fish Creek, WI)

[andhumanslovedstories]

One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

[thisisalovestry]

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

[commonzinnia]

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[drowning-in-this-sadnesss]

[emptiness-statue]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[donnieisaprettyboy]

can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"