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#suggestive#genshin impact#arlecchino#sandrone#arledrone#today i offer you shamelessly self-indulgent arledrone art#tomorrow? who knows#drawing this i had the self realization that my favorite pairings almost always consist of#a. The beautiful goddess that I would love nothing more than to respectfully kiss the palm of her hand and admire from afar#and b.#the woman i want to bite the everloving SHIT out of in the same way that a sea turtle indulges in chewing plastic
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“Oh shit,” Joly said, sounding mildly concerned as he scrolled through his phone. “Something’s going on with Twitter.”
“Given the way the year of our Lord 2023 has gone thus far, I’m going to need you to be a little more specific,” Bossuet said.
Joly turned his phone so Bossuet could read. “They’re limiting how many tweets unverified people can read.”
Bossuet squinted at the phone screen. “Is Elon really that hard up for cash?”
“I mean, probably,” Joly said with a shrug. “Midlife crises are not cheap from my understanding.”
Bossuet laughed. “Ok, so we all switch to a different app for a hot second,” he said. “It’s not the end of the world.”
“It’s not the end of your world,” Joly corrected.
Bossuet scowled at him. “Pretty sure it’s not the end of anyone’s—”
Joly cut him off with a single raised eyebrow. “Grantaire,” he said, a little grimly. “It’s the end of Grantaire’s world as he knows it.”
Bossuet’s brow furrowed. “I don’t think Grantaire even has a Twitter account.”
“He doesn’t,” Joly said. “Enjolras does.”
“Oh.” Bossuet was silent for a moment before his eyes widened. “Oh. Oh no.”
Joly nodded. “Pretty much,” he said, sounding equal parts grim and self-satisfied that he’d understood the implications of this latest development first.
“Do you think we should warn him?” Bossuet asked.
“Should?” Joly said thoughtfully. “I mean, probably. We are his friends, after all, and his boyfriend is about to lose his fucking mind at his ragescrolling being potentially indefinitely interrupted.”
Bossuet nodded slowly. “But we’re definitely not going to warn him, right?”
Joly grinned. “Of course not,” he said. “Where would be the fun in that?”
#exr#grantaire#enjolras#Joly#bossuet#Enjolras was just trying to have himself a perfectly nice Saturday#of scrolling through Twitter and finding every given opportunity to either:#A. promote The Cause and encourage others to take up the mantle of the people against oppression#and B.#to fuck with fascists#it’s 2023 so let’s be honest he was having much more success with the latter#when WHAM#BAM#and without even so much as a ‘thank you ma’am’#he refreshed his Twitter feed to be hit with#‘Rate Limit Exceeded?’ he said#brow furrowed#’what the fuck does that mean?’#five minutes later the entire neighborhood has been treated to a treatise#on what that means#and Grantaire who really just wanted to get some painting done#is suddenly painfully aware that without his favorite thing to keep him occupied#Enjolras is about to become Insufferable#pray for him#long post for ts#ficlet
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Absolutely atrocious that I finally settled on a name during my stranger things phase instead of my supernatural phase. I could've been a Sammy
#finn says shit#fuck it#changing my name for this post and this post only#Sam says shit#or#Sammy says shit#it sounds better but i don't think it sounds like me#i COULD have it as a middle name but A.#Finn Sam [lastname] is a stupid name#and B.#I've already decided that Finn will be my middle name and my first name will be a secret other name#and i think two middle names would be too much given that i already have two last names#actually i technically do have two middle names at the moment!#because instead of giving me both my last names in the proper spot they put the first one as a middle name#which i find disrespectful to the parent that provided said last name#i wanted to change my last name far before i know anything about transgenderism#finn answers asks#transgender#supernatural#stranger things
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Writer’s Tears (August 16, 2023 // Fish Creek, WI)
#jessie lynn mcmains#photography#alcohol#whiskey#irish whiskey#door county#wisconsin#i had to try it!#cuz a. it’s called#writer’s tears#and b.#i love irish whiskey#it was really good#my photos#vacation
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
#right up there with ‘you can do whatever you want forever’#sorry for not knowing this is didion i guess#still profound to me!#b
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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS#and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it#b
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Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
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My sleeping hound will point you to the left
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The math just adds up!
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath.#not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first.#I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*.#Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about.#I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/#Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight -#The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room!#Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...
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can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy
#I do as much as I can pre t and I still get misgendered constantly#it’s to be expected and I understand#but I wish people would stop making it out like it’s so easy to pass#bc it’s not!#and when you talk about how easy it is it a) makes people feel like they must not be trying hard enough and that’s why they don’t pass#and b) undermines the difficulties experienced by trans men#trans#lgbtq#ftm#trans man#transgender#transmasc#transgender man#trans pride#donnieisaprettyboy#ftm problems
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this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it
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