#an ugly old lady
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Also, can I say I HATE how Oda draws Bonney's true form?
Cuz she DOESN'T look 12 at all.
She looks like she's 5!
most 12-year-old girls have already hit puberty! I hit puberty when I was like, 9!
Like give her some breast buds and make her a bit taller, and I'll be more comfortable.
because with the way she looks, it makes all the fanservice of her adult even more gross, because her true form makes me think she is a literal toddler! 🤮
#oda only like 3 ways of drawing female characters;#baby#hag#and BOOBIES!#no inbetween#your either a child#an ugly old lady#or big-boobied sexy woman#one piece#my stuff#vent#one piece manga#eiichiro oda#jewelry bonney#sexism#misogyny
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Oh hey it’s that thing I was obsessed with when I was 13
#Mianite#Ianite#Lady Ianite#captainsparklez#minecraft#my art#yall remember her#this is a redraw btw#of an ugly old piece of mine lol
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Iansan is the only natlan character i want and if she's put in the banner with the leopard or the vampire cowboy lady im actually skipping the entire natlan roster until columbina
#natlans design isnt that bad imo#but god youre gonna put a purple PALE ASS goth lady in NATLAN???#sorry i just looked at her design and i hate it so bad#like not only is she pale shes also messy and ugly idk waht they were thinking#the leopard lady is a 2nd hate for me#i hate them both cuz they not only NOT look like theyre from natlan but is also messy ugly clothes#like atleast the pyro lady design IN A VACUUM flows well enough no matter how un-natlan she is#but those two? i hate them#praying iansan is spared#the very old og hoyo team made her and thats why shes the only one that made sense design wise and culture wise#saving her from the mess that is natlan#lyssten to my rambles
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#carmy x claire#the bear spoilers#claire the bear#carmy berzatto#jeremy allen white#my gifs look sooooo ugly on the app; i promise they look fine on desktop#im an old lady; i never use the app and idk how to fix them lol#anywaysss;#the dangling neck chain? very connell waldron of him
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i god damn love charlotte bronte
#reading the professor for the first time rn (my last unread bronte novel!)#and all these little charbro things just keep cracking me up#her profound super bitchy disdain for continental europeans#her narrator’s fear that his boss’s ugly old mom wants to seduce him#it’s all golden#truly: she is my lady#dollsome's deep thoughts
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I'm just happy I've finally got some cute badges next to my name and that they're cat paws 😭
#I'm an old cat lady who technically has no cats#but spiritually i do#all the other ones have been ugly af#there's no way i was laying down money for any#i love kitty kats so much#🐈⬛
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OUTIS send help, Doctor Who is the gift that keeps on giving 😭😭😭 i thought the Toymaker would be the end of it but folks in my Toymaker server made a few jokes about Six. and i had -no idea- about what kind of character Six is. holy FUCK i am in LOVE with this pompous, arrogant asshole 😖💖💖💖💖 he's so cute!!!!! so abrasive!!!! so......PASSIONATE!!!!!! i didn't know he was such a freak!!!! yes yes yes please do rewatch his era because i'm doing it for the first time and having a blast 😂💖
yes,,,, YYYYEEESSSSS. This is perhaps the best development that could have happened. I need you to know how quickly I scrambled downstairs like some sort of Ghoul to try and find the old boxsets and AUGHE!!!!
I FORGOT WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CHARACTER HE IS!!!
He's got such an incredible amount of drama and charisma and wild-eyed charm inside of him, I can't believe how this man has slipped to the back of my mind for so long. Even outside of his borderline regeneration-induced-mania during his first storyline, he's just. such a delight. Colin Baker is having the time of his life delivering every line, and you can TELL
Look at him - what's not to love?
Also, this isn't directly related to our dear multicoloured man, but - thank you for giving me an excuse to Stare Affectionately at Classic Who! There are so many of those delightful quirks and silly set-pieces you can only really find in early 70s-80s sci-fi, sprinkled all throughout, I just,,, ah <3333 it has been so long
OKIE IM RAMBLING BUT >:) EHEHE I cannot wait to see you slip further and further into Doctor Who Fevers. Come yell with/at me anytime, I love seeing ppl experience Classic Who and all the wonderfully wild things it has to offer
#I FORGOT HOW SNIPPY AND SARCASTIC HE WAS POST-REGEN#I MEAN HE ALWAYS IS TO SOME DEGREE BUT ESPECIALLY SO RIGHT AFTER....#“that's three 'I's in one breath - makes you sound a rather /egotistical/ young lady” SIXXXXXX <3333#I do also love Peri being like '>:( god-DAMN you're ugly and old and mean' RIGHT OFF THE /BAT/ AMSDNASMND#AND HIM BEING LIKE 'clearly im having some sort of breakdown. I need to become. a hermit'#STAR I AM SPINNING AROUND W/ U IN A FIELD. HAPPY DAYS ALL AROUND.#I know 6's run is controversial bc he's a lot more arrogant but tbh. so far I'm having a lot of fun. Batting my lashes at him.#call him a showpony because I'm going to ride h- <- outis is forcefully dragged away#I think I only really watched 6 w/ my nan so the memories are more sparse than some of the other docs#a bit more familiar w/ 4th bc he was around for 17234823 billion years (affectionate)#but AUGH <3!!! SIX!!! HE IS SUCH A GOOD TIME!! I'M ENJOYING RE-DISCOVERING HIM SO VERY MUCH!!#also the background music is so good??? like the music in The Twin Dilemma is amazing?? that little musical sting??#I can't remember if it's like that all throughout this season but AUGH <33 Classic Who you never let me down#I also love his little gestural quirks. whenever he fiddles behind his ear I feel my heart go <333333 MANSDMSAN#ANYWAYS ANYWAYS. outis rambles in the tags. an extremely expected development MNASDMAN#OKIES GOOBIE. STAR HAVE SO MUCH FUN.#doctor who#sixth doctor
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YES I started to play the elder scrolls oblivion so it's the oc time yaay
I made completely different Argonian and get hyped because I can make an adult one and I couldn't stop thinking b
So yeah this is Midnight-Swamp she was a bard, traveling across the land with little money she had. She had a baby but unfortunately it passed away due to traveling and lack of food.
Since that incident it all go downhill for Midnight-Swamp she hardened, put herself together trying to get serious: get a job and a house she could call her own
She doesn't want her future babies pass away like her first.
Easier said than done
She tried and fail and fail again. With each year of her life she doesn't feel any better, everything just felt like a blur. Despite having a job and temporary shelter she still doesn't felt fulfilled. So she started to steal from all this people what passed by with their bugs full of coins.
Until she bite on someone she couldn't handle and end up in jail
And there is the game starts Midnight-Swamp is no longer hopeful romantic bard she used to be but just a theif
Very mean sharp tongued theif. She would do anything for the money at this point. And even if she is a chosen one she simply couldn't care less
But damn... This model kinda ugly like-
#oc#the elder scrolls#art#the elder scrolls oc#argonian#Ummm... it's not like i wanted ti play oblivion because i needed more Hermaeous mora content#psssht what a silly thought#but seriously#I got invested only because i saw this ugly lizard and boom story comes to mind#usually i play like it my selfinsert but not this time#i roleplay the way she would act#and oh boy she is a mean mean old lady
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i think i hated big mama just because she had so much potential to be the most fagalicious campy cunty old woman of my dreams and then she just wasnt .
#served 0 cunt. looked like a 15 year old dressed like an old lady for a school play#awkwardly proportioned stupid ugly hair just godawful design all around#And she wasn't even fat 👎👎👎👎#also she said weird stuff about that fake statue of leo does anyone else remember that#tmnt
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okay so there's a huge amount of potential imo of jaheira x all of the other companions, but i think the real dynamic that people sleep on when it comes to jaheira is her dynamic with durge
#* / be yourself. everyone else is taken ( ooc. )#considering that she was friendly with/travelled with for two games/possibly romanced a bhaalspawn herself ?#obviously it has to be redemption durge or things get ugly at the temple of bhaal#but i just#i love this old lady she's the best
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agatha danbury closeted lesbian in love with simon’s mother CONFIRMED
#lady danbury#agatha danbury#queen charlotte#bridgerton#baby violet is playing matchmaker and passing love notes between them#so they can drop their old ugly husbands and be together#I CRACKED THE CODE
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why did glenn kick his leg up
#im going to refrain from giving personal thoughts but this is so#what are you the leading lady in an old timey hollywood production getting a kiss that sweeps you off your feet#ok ill say it. sillygoofy poopsie#sorry im not normal i missed them all so much#his old man swag with his ugly flat cap and nike runners have me entranced#am i far enough in the tags to say that i need kaitlin to straddle me like this#ada speaks
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Kroger employee who complimented my leather jacket at 6 am today, thank you
#it's a basic leather jacket but it's nice#thank you for noticing#people at that store are always nice#one time a lady complimented my old ugly boots#I need to compliment people more
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Knock on wood, but I think this has been one of the most peaceful and pleasant birthdays I've had
Too hot to go to the outlet mall like usual and I don't feel like going anywhere really so we're just chilling at home and I gotta be honest, it's pretty great
#marquilla#ill take a tacky 20s pic later this week bc im not feeling like getting up really but yeah it's nice#it's like i think my 23rd? bday whichever one was the one where we went to the creek and explored under the bridge for a while#that was really nice we took a really nice selfie together and it was just genuinely such a nice time really relaxing no expectations no#fuss just hanging out in the creek looking for little fishies or these tiny shells (some kind of mussel i think)#anyways usually we go somewhere but im just not feeling it this time#Friday we went to steak and shake to finally celebrate moms bday meal (neither of us felt like going out day off and s&s is in the opposite#direction of where we usually go out so it's like either a 'we're soley going for food' or 'we're going for food and shopping out there'#treat. we used to go all the time when there was one closer by us but it shut down :( still sad ab that im ngl it's now some shitty chicken#place that is so narsty :(( i only know bc we had it catered at work once ... someone exploded theirs reheating it in the microwave#which was really funny bc it was only in for 90 sec and it was apparently 60 too much#anyway we went there and the grocery store over there thats pricey for ice cream and cake mix (and we got wine coolers and some baked goods)#and we went to a local store that sells like home decor and garden stuff? lots of seasonal stuff#i always take my wheelchair there bc it's a huge warehouse type place but we got more garden decorations we dont need#and mom picked up some fake flowers for stuff she needed and i got some ugly clothes that were like $3#gddgdgdg oh and we got our cat a cat couch (a chaise to be exact) that we went halfsies on with the excuse that it's my cats bday today as#well as mine bc thats when we adopted her and shes 17 ❤ my little old lady#anyway anyways we did that friday then Saturday we tie dyed which was a lot of fun and today we're just chilling 🥰
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boy at work: would you rather have 0 boyfriends or 999 girlfriends
girl at work: 999 girlfriends
boy: WHAT?!?! but that makes you gay!!!!
girl: so?? i'd rather have 999 girlfriends than 0 boyfriends!!!
boy: but that makes you GAY!!!!!
me, finally intervening: and? it's LITERALLY pride month
#the worm speaks#real conversation i heard btwn kids at work today#fun fact the girl is the same one as the one who last year when i explained what furries were to the older lids#*kids#she was immediately like 'oh i think i'm a furry then' no hesitation#let's go girl live your best gay furry life#also yesterday there was this tiny little girl probs like 6 or 7 who. two minutes after i very clearly told all the kids#to ABSOLUTELY DO NOT POUR MILK INTO THE TRASH CAN IT WILL ROT AND SMELL VERY VERY SUPREMELY BAD#went and poured her milk into the garbage can.#like girl. you KNOW what you are doing is wrong. so i. scolded her in front of everyone. and then apologized to her for scolding her#in front of everyone bc i should have known better than to do that and pulled her aside to speak privately instead.#*face in hands* unfortunately we live in a society and i am not immune to unlearning bad habits of treating children#unfortunately we also live in a society that doesn't like the stench of rotten milk clinging to the trash cans in the heat of summer.#which is what happened last year when the kids didn't close their milk cartons before dumping them#also this one older boy brought a crochet hook and i am so fascinated by him. he brought practice sewing needles.#as in the big blunt plastic kinds with the ginormous eyes for kids to practice on#he talked abt how walmart only had ugly yarns. he should be hanging out with the little old ladies for REAL!!!
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I'd love to date an woman, unfortunately they are too pretty for me or wouldn't match at all personality wise with me 😔
#miranda talking shit#I guess I'm using the wrong app for it but mein gott#I've come across two amazing dykes and both lived so far away like.... I'd love for them to sweep me off my feet#But I got no drivers license so I would be the worst inconvenience on them :/#Other ladies who have similar interests and vibes seem to be faaaar between or have like multiple partners#I think I would be willing to try an poly relationship if we were three but all I've seen are like “I have many partners” feels like a big#Leap to attempt for me since I have no experience. Anyway uuh.... Women.... Amazing and I have not enough to offer ever :c#Being an ugly loser is hard work mein gott#Let me cry for a moment I'll be over it eventuellt but today is one of those days man#Maybe I find it easier to see men bc I feel I'm never enough for women out there#Like girl you could have anyone.... Little old me only got my undying love and devotion and two cats to offer
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