#an insane meet cute

[boag]

My first date ever was when I was 11 and it was literally with some girl from a kik group chat of ppl I met in the comments of some 5sos fic on wattpad

[st-hedge]

I’m tempted to play mgr again for its very captivating plot uh huh

[royaltea000]

This man has no idea how close he is at all times to being attic wifed

[figuring-it-all-out]

Is it gay to temporarily remove your soul from your body to make out with be on the same dimensional plane as a ghost?

[ruporas]

special operatives (silly interaction beneath read more)

[ID: Digital Art in color of Trigun Maximum, characters included are Wolfwood, Elendira, and Legato in a casual meeting situation. The piece consists of orangey yellow lighting and purple shadows. Wolfwood sits on the left side, facing Elendira who’s on the right. He’s seated on a plain wooden chair with one knee up and he’s holding the strap to his Punisher in his left hand while his right sits against his thigh, He has an irritated expression as he speaks to Elendira. Elendira is sitting in a fancier seat, her right arm rests against Wolfwood’s propped up knee, her left hand holds her suitcase. She’s sitting cross legged with an amused expression. Legato can be seen in the back at the center of the image in his mobile body case, one of his eyes shown to be glaring at Wolfwood. End ID]

[ID: Sketch, uncolored comic. Elendira says to Wolfwood, “I’m not telling you to dedicate yourself to him, but just accept the situation at hand. We could get along better if we were on the same page.” Wolfwood responds, “Don’t peg me me for an optimist. I’m not dumb. But, I’m also not going to just live in resignation. Plus, I don’t have any interest in getting along with ya.” Elendira coos, “Aw, you sure? I have a wonderful shoulder to cry on when the weak people you’re trying to protect eventually dies in the coming months. Though, I guess it’s fine. Someone like you might just die before then anyway...” She snickers in her hand while Wolfwood is speechless and just glares. Legato is faintly drawn in the back, glaring at Wolfwood, muttering “worthless” repetitively. End ID]

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams...you okay?" You grin tiredly and teasingly ask your First Man, who is currently in the process of tearing up, his lips wobbling silently as he attempts to keep it in.

He looks up at you from where you lay exhausted in the hospital bed, attempting to blink back his tears. "Oh aye..." He replies shakily. "I-...I've never bin 'appier....Y-you should g-get some sleep...MC...get yer strength back..."

You grin stupidly at him, eyes closing sleepily as he watches you from the seat beside your bed, his attention drifts to you and his eyes water even more, the sheer lightness of the small weight in his arms making him dizzy as he leans further back into the armchair.

He looks down at the sleeping newborn in his arms. His baby girl. Her little yellow hat sitting perfectly on her little tiny head. He's sure she could fit on just on of his hands.

His bottom lip trembles, heart so full of love for the tiny thing in his arms it feels like it might burst. He holds her to his chest, bringing one finger up to gently caress her tiny tiny cheek. He sniffles, holding back happy sobs as he whispers gently. "Hiya little baby....I'm yer papa....I'm gonna take well great care of ye...I-I..I promise...Íosa Críost...yer tiny..."

Mammon looks over to your sleeping form in the hospital bed and slowly inches his chair even closer to you, so as not to jostle your daughter too much. He grabs his phone off of the nightstand and makes an order for your favourite food to be delivered for when you woke up. He chuckles softly as he texts the groupchat, telling them that you and the baby are okay.(albeit slowly seeing as he's only able to use one hand)

He asks for Lucifer to send over the cake he made with the horrible icing saying 'Congradulation COngratulations, MC, Your You're so amazing' so he could celebrate with you when you woke up from your much deserved nap. He turns off his phone and sets it back on the bedside table next to yours which is charging.

He could celebrate with you after, you could laugh at how he looked like a deer in headlights when the nurse asked him if he wanted to hold his baby for the first time. He could spoil you more than he ever has before (which isn't humanly possible considering how much he spoils you.)

But that could all wait for when you woke up, right now he was content just watching over his favouritest girls in the whole wide world, making sure you were both safe and sound.

But you should never trust a scheming scumbag, MC.

Oh no, fuckhead was already coming up with plans to spoil your daughter silly. That was his little princess, God dammit! She deserved the three worlds combined! And even then she deserved more! And don't get him started on you, you weren't going to even think about doing chores for at least 6 months. You just preformed a miracle. You get rest time. No buts.

In the softening light of the sun through the windows, Mammon holds your baby girl with so much gentleness, as if she'd crack at the smallest touch, his loving gaze flickers from you to her with so much tenderness, you would've thought he was an angel.

[sunbloomdew]

he's not fooling anyone

the og meme

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

i... wrote a smol fic (っ´▽`*)っ

also!!!!! If you haven't seen it - shoutout to first ever published fic in Ninja Showdown/My Immortal Soul tags - Lustrous Red by @missadmyre !!!

[kylespence]

you know something that is really adorable at the end of anastasia 1997 is when dimitri and her were on the boat clearly finishing off their adorable “goofy” waltz dance they did prior in the middle of the movie. throughout that time, they both slowly fall out of the dance, and dimitri’s arm goes to grabs her waist, while they both just walk circles around each other, smiling so adorably into each others eyes. at that point, anya kisses him and it’s beautiful. however, it’s the part where dimitri picks her up bridal style, spinning her around, she lets out a laugh is where i’m weak. the romance in this movie is top tier. an iconic 90s animated romcom.

[forthlin]

me & people all around the world celebrating the day two guys met because their meeting really means that much to us, even decades later. their love for one another and their creative representation of it changed so so many lives <3

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Margo likes to sit on the stoop gazing out into the yard when she’s ready to come in, but then she heard me trying to take a pic of her.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

[satansknitwear]

Bleached my hair and got dressed up. That should cure me ✨

Tip me/Treat me

[mintyeve322]

More Ideas

idk if im gonna be able to work out where their interactions would go from there, but considering alex, as stan, stated in either the directors commentary or a stream, couldnt tell from the audio, that he has hit McGucket with his car, i think in my fem! fiddlestan story i for sure would want that to be how they meet.

everyone always writes about Fidds coming to the shack looking for Ford, but what if she's gone so insane from the memory gun that she jumps out in front of Stan's car while she's driving to or from town like a deer? i have yet to read a fic that does this, let alone a gender swapped one.

May or may not have gotten this idea from almost hitting a deer on my ride home shortly before finding out my coworker hit a deer, got her car fixed, then immediately hit ANOTHER deer like over the course of a month.

Additionally, I'm much more of an ideas gal, not a "writing a whole story" gal. I'm good at concepts and one-shots, so bare with me. I'm gonna try really hard to write this but it may take a while. If you like any of my ideas, feel free to use them. Credit isn't necessary but pls send me a link to anything you make through asks, submissions, reblogs, or comments.

[aliteralsodacup]

Finally did one of these ahhhhhsvsghdvdhdjdb

[majiburger]

ngl i smiled a little