#an emergency puppy

[rowanthestrange]

You ever heard of ‘second childing’? That thing where for your first child you read all the books, you hyperfocus on every little thing, plan out their life and time, and rush them to the doctor if they hiccup; but for your second child you just watch casually as Jessica ricochets off the coffee table and you’re like…‘eh, they’re fine’.

Second Childing this puppy hard. Are we fully puppy proofed? Beh, it’s safe. Sure the ground level food cabinet door hasn’t been reattached yet and we’re gonna see him wander in with a packet of instant noodles at some point, but whatever.

[pugsandfrenchbulldogs]

In appreciation of all the fire fighters who risk their safety to protect others. Thank you for your sacrifice!

[funbearer]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The red spot is a chili flake

The red spot is a chili flake... (context)

[deebrisbyfish]

When I stared writing this gag, the original idea was to draw a dream that would be ended by a leg cramp. I've had recurring, terrible cramps in my calves ever since I used to walk to school carrying my insanely heavy portfolio and bag while at the Kubert School. They started then and have never really let up. Then I had the idea to make the dream a stress dream, since that's been a running theme of late. In a perfect world where there's enough of a demand for this strip to run 2 or 3 days a week, this core idea could have filled up a few strips. (Help make this happen by supporting me on Patreon... hint, hint!) On one level, there's the stress dream of needing to pee and only finding toilets in INCREDIBLY AWKWARD places. This one with the intersection happens to me a LOT, honestly. (With a number of variations on the visual shown. lol) Honestly, the only thing that's a 100% cartoon invention here is the inclusion of the "toilet shark" to bring the cramp into the dream a little. In reality, they just happen so fast that I'm woken up without warning by them. And yes... the punchline HAS happened at least once. lol

[hornytdickthoughts]

please I need to ride your cock so bad please

let me fuck myself on your cock until I cum but don’t let me stop

keep making me fuck myself on you, coming on your dick so many times until I’m exhausted and sobbing, dripping sweat and cum all over you

when I can’t do it anymore and I’m pleading to stop, grab my hips and move me on to you

buck your hips and pump yourself into me, make loud pounding slaps that drive me crazy, and make me make the pretty “ah! Uh uh uh”’s you love so much

I don’t care how many times you cum in me, i just neeed you to keep doing it until we lose count, and im full to the brim and making a spilling mess

let me ride you until I’m passing out on top of you, with your arms wrapped around me, cuddling skin to skin and trying to catch our breaths

[irradiatedpiratebooty]

Hey y'all, bit of a post but I need some help.

We had an incident today with my mother's puppy, she's having to be kept overnight at a vet, theyre flushing out her liver and hoping she doesn't go into liver failure.

We don't have pet insurance. And unfortunately whether a dog makes it or not, vet bills are expensive. And while she's not my dog, it would be nice If my mother didn't need to worry about a vet bill on top of all of this.

If y'all can, please help me out with it on my ko-fi. I don't have an exact number on the vet bill just yet, I will update when I do.

Ko-fi link is below, if y'all want a commission instead of just donating I can do that too, just DM me here.

[smoooootie]

Horny emergency ‼️ 🚨

Where’s the 2-part toji fic where y/n is Megumi’s teacher and starts fucking Toji daily. And he’s like. Mean but hot in a dirty way. And then one day Megumi catches y/n leaving Toji’s room and they feel awkward and guilty. So they stop coming over for a while but can’t live without that SunnyD🍆 So she eventually goes back to the fushiguro house to fuck Toji again but he leaves the door open so Megumi comes home and sees. And he’s watching and then Toji has him come tag-team y/n. I’ll go to horny jail once I find the fic, I swear. Please help a girly out!!!! From one ho, to another.

[oldtvlover]

Hi gang,

you might think I don't exist anymore, yet I have a busy life (=work) and at the moment a bad cold. Therefore I mostly relax and come online later than usual.

Never mind, to remind anyone of my first Gif for E!, this is now told in pics. *grins*

So, that's it. Mostly newer pics and only two old ones included here.

Don't worry, I'll check once in a while how it looks and will post them. And also continue my two series and many other things I promised.

Phew!

Enjoy!

[pugsandfrenchbulldogs]

ATTENTION South Florida residents: Due to the upcoming hurricane Miami-Dade County Animal Services are desperately looking for individuals willing to foster pets in their homes to save them from potential flooding. If you can help, please contact them at the email address included above. Here is their website: https://www.miamidade.gov/global/animals/home.page

[funbearer]

[tea-time-terrier]

It's important when introducing new toys to a multi-dog household to have more toys than the number of dogs to help reduce conflict.

For example: There are two dogs that live here, and all six toys have been safely collected by Pike.

[crowthebadhunter]

Please share/reblog if you can !

I've been homeless since September 2023, I've not been pushing to beg for money because no one really likes a beggar of course, but now things have gotten a bit drastic and I do not know if I'm going to have a roof to sleep under tonight at all while I am job searching and home searching.

There are two options, you can Commission me

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The rules for coms are simple, feral animals, warrior cats, wolves whatever, headshots, full body, only for $1 or more (Name your price after $1)

OR if you wanna just go straight to donating money, here is a gofundme page

Either way, thank you for spending time to read and or share/reblog ! <3

[ruff-puppy]

Not to be dramatic but I didn't realize how good we had it before ai took over... I used to hate the ok google thing my phone would do and they recently changed it to ai 😐 i am not an angry person irl I swear u can ask @b1gradw0lf I'm literally a soft little puppi but y'all I WAS SCREAMING AT THIS DAMN THING IN MY CAR TODAY I WAS SO MAD. BRING OK GOOGLE BACK

[thisbrilliantsky]

first time ever fainting and it happened at 1am when i am home alone and on the other side of the house from my phone. dont especially love that for me!

[phantomoftheorpheum]

Anyway, I adore Wally Clark.