#gimme the pupper

[izmaddieyt]

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[apartfromgod]

gimme maddiecaitvi headcanons. peleekse ᜊ( ' ⩊ '𖦹)ᜊ slash no pressure

i fear i can't do it like u vro.. but here. did sm mdni ones cause it's just that time y'know ( stole some of urs to use in context because you're so right )

maddiecaitvi hc's ( lowk they're all toxic )

pre makeup ( make out ) caitlyn who imagines maddie as vi.

they're both switches, but it's either maddie taking care of cait ( "uh.. yeah? yeah, i can call you cupcake..?" ) or cait taking her anger out on maddie. ( "you're a useless mutt. how did you even complete your training? i've told you a million times. handcuff them then question them. no, you can't c—m only good pups get to." )

it gets better when vi's back. cait's less angry, maddie doesn't have to pretend to be someone she's not.

vi who gets mad at cait for how she used to treat maddie ?? is this anything ??

they all wear each others clothes. just one big wardrobe. cait + vi's swamp maddie, but she doesn't care. makes her look like a tiny little pupper, which they both love.

caitvi who simp over maddie's accent. ( "say that again for me, love?" "just one more time. then we'll stop." )

maddiecait who see an old picture of vi and tease the fuck out of him for his bowl cut. ( "my love, what were you thinking?" "my mum did it, leave me alone!" "it's not that bad... but i'm glad you changed it." )

on that note. cait who calls vi my love, and maddie love. it bothers maddie. she'll never say anything.

cait who still fucks to get over her anger. ( "it's commander to you, mutt." ) now including vi !! ( "did i say you could talk, faggot?" )

[tothestarsinvelaris]

(please no spoilers if interacting w/ this post. i have somehow avoided all TOG spoilers and know nothing more than the lil blurb on the back of the book)

okay, reading TOG for the very first time - starting chapter 7 - my thoughts so far:

Celaena is v pretty, sassy, silly, goofy, funny, badass, hiding a lot of pain, magic?? but not magic bc the king made all the magic go away?? she just wanna kill ppl and im here for it. i love a lady who knows 400+ ways to kill me and also play mind games with the people around her

my brain will only pronounce Chaol as Chowel or Kowl and its really annoying (and also why is it pronounced like kayle instead of coal ????)

Chowel/Kowl/Chaol is a lil bit kinda sus rn?? idk idk i just get a vibe from him. maybe books have just ruined me and i'm sus of everone until proven otherwise - but idk i just wanna side eye him tbh

Dorian has been real quiet and not talking to her much but is apparently v attractive (according to Celaena) and also is the prince. but like... i dont know how i'm supposed to feel about him rn?? he has puppers ? and they like Celaena? and he bowed to her bc of it and didnt make her bow to him when they first met and idk i just dont know what to think about him yet

Dorian also seems to have like... a lot of info we (the reader and Celaena) dont have yet. so i'm like okay sure... shes a super great awesome badass assassin but also... you had to hunt down her location for 2 months? your trip to her was 2 weeks long? youre staring at her in the dark while she is calming down from a nightmare and thinking she's beautiful and strange.. and like trying to convince himself to not think about her ??? idk if im supposed to be sus of this man or liking him tbh.

but he has black hair and is v hot apparently so like... future love interest perhaps? idk idk

Celaena gimme ur backstory right tf now girly. reign over this city again? having to do with the rise and fall of kingdoms? having no more magic? not fated for anything anymore?? girl stop being so secret secret and tell me ur story

[3xm-draconic]

The Jester and The Courier: a wild wasteland love.

Chapter 4: This is it, the Apocalypse. 

“Myrt?” Arcade pondered “you ok?”, “I need time to chill the fuck out before I go in and fix his hand” she mumbled “guys I’ll be up in my room for a bit, don’t disturb me ok?” she said as she stumbled to her room, Rex following not too far behind her.

“Is she gonna be alright, should I check on her?” Cass pondered, “Myrt’s just needing “alone time” right now Cassidy” Boone said “she needs to just…”, “you need to talk to her Craige, if she’ll listen to anyone it’s you” Raul said as he sipped his coffee.

Myrtle was in her room scrounging around “c’mon, c’mon where are you?” she grumbled as she looked for what she needed.

She finally found what she was looking for, hidden on the top shelf of her gun cabinet, a small tin box and a bottle of vodka. “Just a few mentats and a shot of happy juice…” she mumbled. She flipped open the tin and Rex started to whimper.

“C’mon now Rexie-baby, don’t gimme them sad eyes…” she grumbled, Rex just whimpered sadly and whent to go hide under her bed, she sighed “you wouldn’t understand puppers…”

She sat on her bed and looked at the bottle…

“Maybe just some happy juice for right now” she pondered, Rex whimpered, “ok, ok Rexie-baby…I’ll just…I’ll just read some Grognak comics for now”, Rex’s tail wagged. 

Cicero felt so…blissful…but he knew it was an illusion, he HAD to escape. These daedra in human disguises would do…Sithis know what to him…

He shifted and looked down at his hand, it was scratched up and bleeding a little…

Cicero bit and licked at his wrist to lubricant it, then with enough effort he managed to slip his hand out. With one arm out he got to work trying to free his other hand…no use.

His other hand was cuffed tighter than the other one. “Sithis damn it” he grumbled…

He heard footsteps coming, he started to panic “oh bother and befuddle, what if they see me uncuffed?!”, the door opened…

Myrtle walked in with medical supplies, “ok buddy, please let me take a look at that hand, ok?” she said as she approached him, Cicero saw in the bag a sharp knife…

“Ok, so buddy, hear me out” Myrtle said as she gently took Cicero’s injured hand “I’am not a daedra-thing out to hurt you ok?, I’am just a regular human like you”, Cicero wasn’t listening, he needed to get that knife…maybe if he could use his feet?..., “look, I know you're scared, you don’t know where you are and you have no idea what I am but given the fact that I haven’t once tried to kill you should clue you in that I mean you no harm so please” she moved the bag away from him “stop”.

 That just made Cicero angrier “well” he snarled “what do you intended to do to Cicero?”, she looked into his eyes “fix what you did to your hand first” she smirked “then when you're all bandaged up I’am taking you to Usanagi first thing tomorrow, so she can help me find out why there are so many screws loose in you”.

Cicero had to try a different tactic with her, to get out of his bindings and find his way back to Tamriel, he had…to play along.

Maybe even try charming her a bit…

“Metal woman…has anyone told you your metal eye is very pretty?”, she chuckled “thanks for the flattery…even though I know bullshiting when I hear it bud” she smirked. 

(Speech 100 vs Speech 15)

Cicero pouted, Myrtle eyed him, “sorry short king but you ain’t no casanova” she giggled, Cicero grumbled, “now we are having gecko kebabs for lunch, you what anything with yours? Insta mash?, Blamco mac n cheese, I have a few boxes of fancy lad snack cakes if you want one” she smiled.

He turned away and huffed, “no need to be so grumpy, I AM really trying to help you” she shrugged.

She left the room and Cicero looked at his cuffed hand, if only he had a lock pick…or a knife…

He looked around the room, there was little to be found say for the dresser, a window and a bed, he wondered what was in the dresser? He stretched himself out and reached for the bottom dresser drawer, inside he found strange metal coins and a few metal pins of some kind.

He took the pins and hid them under himself, later on at night when it was dark and quiet he would make his escape.

“Ok since you didn't specify what ya wanted I got ya a bit of everything” Myrtle said as she entered the room with a fully loaded plate: it had 3 huge honey mesquite-grilled gecko kebabs covered in a homemade nuka-cola jalapeno bbq sauce, blamco mac n cheese, fluffy instamash with brahmin butter on top, elote maize and to wash it all down she was even giving him an ice-cold sunset sarsaparilla.

She sat it all down next to him “and I even got you this” she said as she gave him a small white frosted cake of some kind.

“Now can I trust you with a fork to not stab yourself or me please?” she sighed, Cicero nodded, she watched, observing him closely as he looked at the food suspiciously.

Cicero had never seen food like this before, let alone was going to eat it, but to play along and survive…he would have to. He looked at everything on the plate, he recognized the “instamash” as mashed up potatoes so he tried that first…it was actually pretty good.

Fluffy, buttery and lightly salted, good potatoes, next he tried the “maize” it was butter, spiced with flavorful zest and crunchy, overall really good.  The mac n cheese stuff on the other hand…

Oh sweet Sithis, it was GOOD!

It was creamy and cheesy and was by far the best thing he had ever eaten, then he tried the kebabs…

Good lord his mouth was on fire!, he instantly regretted taking such a big bite and looked around for something to drink, “sarsaparilla” Myrtle pointed to the strange orange bottle. He had trouble getting the odd metal cork off the top of it, it looks like one of the strange metal coins from the drawer, she helped him out and he guzzled it down.

It was sweet! And the flavor though strange was quite enjoyable, Cicero then looked at the little cake.

He tasted it…it was like…like a sweetroll, Cicero sighed…he wanted to be back home in the sanctuary…

He began to panic again, if he did not get back soon, who would tend to the Night Mother?!

“Alright you finished?, I’ll see you again at dinner, hey let me know if you want any snacks or if you want to talk, ok?” Myrtle took his plate and walked away, “oh yes…see you soon…” Cicero grinned.

He would see her again…after all…he can’t have any of them following him now can he?

[miss-polly]

slides you my url n a crumpled 20 from the monopoly box

urls in review // @umbralined ;

Do I Follow Them?: On every blog you make!

Why Did I Follow Them?: I don't remember rip... It was 3 blogs ago but i love ya!

Do We Role Play?: In my heart and my dreams.

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Gimme gimme gimme

An AU Idea For Our Muses: I'm really super vibing with our Ganon/Polly plot, i think we could do more with that, but honestly like. I just super want to see where the Dee/Polly plot goes. Maybe we could do something with human!Evan and Liddy? and I need Seisyll and Marius to meet each other. For reasons.

A Song For Our Muses: Like Real People Do by Hozier tbh

Do I Ship Our Muses?: Idk if the feelings would ever be reciprocated but Polly is so incredibly weak in the knees for Dierdre Sorry not sorry

What I Think About The Mun: Pupper is fantatic! Super fun to chat with, incredible art my dudes. if i had infinite dollars I would give them all of it in exchange for art. Your characters are so unique and fun to write with and read about, and you're awesome!

Overall Opinion: I love you mwah!!

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10!

[twstchaos]

With All Due Respect, But...

I am deeply offended by the lack of representation of my people in Twisted Wonderland, and I believe that the Twisted Wonderland team is wrong for this mischaracterization. How--fucking--dare they make Idia a cat-person when he is based off of the god who named his ferocious three-headed dog Spot. 

For legal reasons, this is a joke, but I still feel strongly about this.

[mrskurono]

Dense werewolf!Atsumu that gets so excited and then panics when he knots you bc he didn't realize what was happening, he was just too excited!

Ugggh werewolf omimi can sit in the bathroom with me bc I love him and he's a good boi.

The densest! He gets so into it! Tongue hanging out his mouth, hot breath against the side of your cheek, cute groans and moans he simply can't control! All the poor thing wants to do is make you feel good and the way you're squirming under his massive body and panting his name just makes him feel like the best boi! But the sudden moment you gasp bc his knot just can't move anymore, poor thing panics a little much and tries to pull out. Better lock your legs behind him so he doesn't move and all that cum fills you up ❤

Werewolf!Omimi is the best boi 🥺 He gets so excited when you let him accompany you! He'll sit there not thinking his tail is wagging but big bushy thing is hard to miss. And he just stares. Oh how he stares. It would almost be intimidating if he didn't whine and whimper until you spread your legs and let him lap at your cunt with all that tongue he just can't keep in. Big and slobbery and wet. Omimi is a good boi, doesn't mind if it's a little musky and tastes like pee. He wants you in all his senses and is willing to lap at your pussy until your cumming on his pretty face ❤

[jamielea81]

Dodger Evans

[beguilingfury]

 i’m   heading   off   to   sleep   now   as   i   have   a   few   errands   to   run   tomorrow   as   well   as   getting   my   flu   vaccination   ,   so   i’ll   be   around   once   i   get   home   to   hopefully   work   on   some   more   stuff   !   have   a   wonderful   day   &&   please   remember   that   ilu   !   ♡

[regalarcanasnorfs]

Nix Hydra please give us a Lucio Tale telling us how he came across Melchior and Mercedes It’s the backstory I crave the most out of anything in the game I would die

[cherrynat]

the real question is when will chris evans give us more dodger content

[spellboundautumn]

Gimme pupper

Mumbles Sheepdog (Retired 2011)

[thedoomydogs]

what a firm handshake young man

[happygoriley]

When your human says your diet starts tomorrow..🍕🐾😮#theresnotimelikethepresent #pizza #pizzapawty #gimme #doge #doggo #doggosdoingthings #eatingfortheinsta #barkpost #sheeb #shibaholics #9gag #9gagmypet #unilad #buzzfeedanimals #pupper #inu #weeklyfluff #floof #bluepanpizza #theweekoninstagram #bork #noms #eater (at Denver, Colorado)

[lunarpanda]

What if Chiffon from Cinnamoroll was a secret random surprise character in Mario Tennis Aces?

[illegayl]

Naughty, gay, dog, rich