#an au of an au...how silly!

[adhd-fandom-and-gay]

Off topic but I've been thinking about like...fantasy (i know its already kinda fantasy but shhh) creature Two of Us! au where Rowan is a werewolf and David is a vampire

Im still trying to figure out the specifics, but one thing that i am SO deadset on is David being very particular about being referred to as Count David because nowadays having 'Count' in your name is less associated with being an actual earl and more associated with vampire stuff.

And he wants to seem atleast somewhat tougher—whether that be for his own insecurity, to feel safe, or to push others away more—so he's very picky about people calling him Count David!

Despite this, he'd be way too timid to actually do anything besides ball his fists at his sides and mumble out some sort of correction anytime people forgot it. He can't be strong or assertive without lashing out, but he can't lash out for obvious reasons...so he'd simply mope and grumble about it all day.

I think that Rowan used to forget to say Count all the time, but he'd try his best to say it! In fact, he got super good at correcting himself, but the very first time he actually did say it right without stuttering or messing up in anyway—probably like months into their friendship—David suddenly was like 'you said that you're my friend or whatever so you can just call me david i guess' and Rowan's mind just froze because he did it right and NOW David wanted him to stop??? The fuck???

Now he sort of just switches from calling him Count David and just David whenever he feels like it!

(He can be like Draculavid...or Davicula...nvm forget i said anything i cant do wordplay.)

[httyd-art-requests]

I was contractually obligated to make this tag real, it was simply too adorable

(Not canon to the Toothless in Gravity Falls AU!)

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(Alt version and tag screenshot under the cut)

( @mouthsfullofsharpteeth thank you for the tag <3)

[mushtoons]

sorry this interaction wouldn't leave us alone

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[starp00k]

my friend and I found a roblox ISAT rp game and both of us knew we gotta hop on that shit. It was fun!!!!!!

(based on this img that we rp'ed a bit)

[tee-dohrnii]

POV: You suddenly bumped into the infamous troublemaker of Blackstaff Academy as he's running off with the Blackstaff he stole

[verflares]

(draconifies your zelink) oh whoops lol

+ an extra pic of em hanging out together :]

btw, you can find these guys on inprnt! both as a pair, or apart :] You Choose.

[voltoise-art]

This is basically the AU right?

(Silly little thing based on @trekkerac 's FrankenghostAU. I remembered this vine one morning and knew what I had to do.)

[doctorsiren]

This would only work on Calypso’s island

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.

He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:

Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.

Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.

If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.

If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.

Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.

Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.

[alch-emi]

And from then on the Chain made sure they knew exactly where Hyrule and Wild were at all times. Especially Wild.

A comic for my bestie @mirensiart ‘s LU pain sharing au! I love all the angst potential of it but I wanted to do smth a lil silly w/ one of my favorite duos :)

[lilybug-02]

Some Familiar Faces.

Bug Fact: The smallest species of insect discovered is the Fairyfly. These wasps measure no more than 1 mm across! (about the size of this dot . )

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[httyd-art-requests]

Saw someone mention in tags how Ford and Hiccup would get along well. And they were right!

I wonder what they're talking about :)

(Hiccup's dialogue is written in Cressida Cowell's Viking Alphabet runes)

[shepscapades]

When I first saw this I was mostly flooded with relatively angsty thoughts, but the more I tried to translate those thoughts realistically onto the page, the sillier and sillier they got =w=

[amimuu]

Something’s not quite right 🤔….

(Ft @oneofthosenightbees ‘s Narinder)

Guess who’s back, back again :3 (yes it’s me I bring new VTA after a thousand years)

Managed to participate in the Bluesky cotl lambswap event 😎

I was paired up with a super cool artist—it was so fun drawing their Narinder rdjndndndndndnnd—thank you for letting me borrow him!

Yes, Chime could easily drop kick him but they are in ✨panic mode✨ so for now they’ll just run until they feel safe enough to try anything else sjndnejsje

Wanted to give the other Narinder an effect of “he doesn’t belong here” so I glitched him all over and didn’t put the little blur effect on him :]

I’m so glad I was able to take part in this event :DDDD!!! Hopefully more VTA art is coming after this…until then, Amimuu out!

[soupmanspeaks]

Yk if Steelwool could make an easy Hundred thousand Mikemillion dollars if they put him in Secrets of the Mimic trust