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[an-a-counter]

screw it. get tally halled

Juno was mad he knew he'd been had so he shot at the sun with a gun

Shot at the sun with a gun

Shot at his wily one only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto, in the town or the meadow, in the billows, or even over the sun, every end of time is another begun

You understand, mechanical hands are the ruler of everything (ah!)

Ruler of everything (ah!)

I'm the ruler of everything in the end

Do you like how I dance? I got zirconium pants!

Consequencial enough to slip you into a trance

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?

I have a wonderful wife! I have a powerful job! She critisizes me for being egocentric (hahaha)

You practice your mannerisms into a wall

If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall!

I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of a hill

I was observing the birds! Circle in for the kill

I been you, I know you, your facade is a scam

You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am!

I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme! Detective undercover brotherhood objective: obscene

Oh, no, no, oh yeah

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber with an "Oh my God, I gotta get outta here or I'll have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time piece ringing the bell!" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No you know it must be neverending comprehend if you can but when you try to pretend you understand you resemble a fool, although you're only a man, so give it up and smile!

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber with an "Oh my God, I gotta get outta here or I'll have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time piece ringing the bell!" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No you know it must be neverending comprehend if you can but when you try to pretend you understand you resemble a fool, although you're only a man, so give it up and smile.

You understand, mechanical hands are thw ruler of everything.

Ruler of everything.

I'm the ruler of everything in the end.

Without looking down, gliding around, like a bumbling dragon I fly

Dragging my face on the sky

Oh, no, no, oh yeah.

I give @ccritterbugg an A+!

The letter A appears 8.4966% of the time. This post is 4.953703703%  ‘A’!

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I give @z0mbiefrank an A+!

The letter A appears 8.4966% of the time. This post is 3.105590062%  ‘A’!

you ever think huh i havent drunk anything in a while, i guess i'll just have a little sip- glug gLUG GLUGGLUG HOLY SHIT GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGGLUGLGUGLUG

[prontaentrega]

the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀

[ikam177]

Some lovely people have tried to inform me that real hedgies can have clicky purrs and I am very much aware of that. I just think Shadow is built different.

Like, louder.

[i-am-a-living-god]

Boop 😺

[an-a-counter]

I give @aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202 an A+!

The letter A appears 8.4966% of the time. This post is 6.093457943%  ‘A’!

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

[macgyvermedical]

PSA:

Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.

That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).

A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.

Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).

Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.

The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.

After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.

You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”

Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.

So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

[peach-pot]

whatever. WHATEVER.

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I give @1percentcharge an A+!

The letter A appears 8.4966% of the time. This post is 6.077348066%  ‘A’!

Media with no fandom =/= obscure media. 12 Angry Men is a famous movie but do you think that you can look it up on tumblr and find people shipping the nameless jurors? Well you can

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̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶b̶o̶x̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶.̶ ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶l̶a̶n̶c̶h̶o̶l̶y̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶A̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶v̶o̶w̶e̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶l̶p̶h̶a̶b̶e̶t̶,̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶E̶n̶g̶l̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶a̶l̶p̶h̶a̶b̶e̶t̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶p̶h̶a̶b̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶e̶s̶t̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶E̶u̶r̶o̶p̶e̶a̶n̶ ̶l̶a̶n̶g̶u̶a̶g̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶w̶i̶d̶e̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶E̶n̶g̶l̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶,̶ ̶p̶l̶u̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶e̶s̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶A̶n̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶G̶r̶e̶e̶k̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶A̶l̶p̶h̶a̶,̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶d̶e̶r̶i̶v̶e̶s̶.̶ ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶n̶u̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶.̶ ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶c̶k̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶i̶g̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶'̶a̶'̶ ̶a̶m̶o̶u̶n̶t̶s̶.̶

That was a lot to unpack, wasn't it? A'm sorry.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Teen Michael and Vanny form a FNAF alliance,,

[an-a-counter]

I give @gimmickblog-taxonomist an A+!

The letter A appears 8.4966% of the time. This post is 7.228915662%  ‘A’!

How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

[badgerclawsaresharp]

trifecta of brennan lee mulligan self-inserts in fantasy high junior year

[cairafea]

my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying

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