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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food
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You're either crying to the Sister Wife Sex Strike cover of "I Will Follow You into the Dark" at 8:30am with me or you're crying to the Sister Wife Sex Strike cover of "I Will Follow You into the Dark" at 8:30am against me.
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affirmations
i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature
i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths
i am building a machine greater than myself
i am able to make phone calls and appointments
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Lace bugs. 500 designs for Mexican drawn-work. 1893.
Internet Archive
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Sometimes I get too in my head with my writing. Especially about my smut. I reread every last word with the most critical of eyes and think, Ooh is that cringe? Will that be too graphic? Will this word or phrase take people out of the scene?
And then I read a book. A published, hardcover, NYT bestsellers list book and...
Did you get that?
Someone looked at this sentence (likely more than one someone, tbh) and was like, 'Yeah. We'll print that.'
So the moral of the story, my fellow heathen smut writers, is that we're fine.
As a matter of fact, we're actually fucking amazing.
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how it feels to find fruit in the fridge thats gone bad you forgot to eat
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"there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see"
(azalea lace bug , Stephanitis pyrioides)
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