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[themculibrary]

Darcy/Thor Masterlist

After the Fall (ao3) - Bishmonster E, 8k

Summary: Thor and Darcy go on their Honeymoon.

Against School Policy (ao3) - blackhawkinbudapest E, 5k

Summary: “Reckon I have a shot?” She slowed her steps as they reached the fork in their path, when Jane went left to Physics and Darcy went right to Poli-Sci. “He’s your professor!” “So?” “Well it’s kind of against school policy!” “Pssh policy-schmolisy. I just wanna climb that man like a tree and have mind blowing orgasms that last -” “Darcy!” Jane exclaimed

Darcy is a student, Thor is a Professor and neither one is appropriate.

A Lesson (ao3) - PinkPandorafrog E, 3k

Summary: Darcy maaay have made a tactical error and pushed Thor a little too far.

Back in Time (ao3) - SacredStoryline T, 33k

Summary: Dr. Darcy Lewis is still grieving and isn't ready to rejoin the world just yet, but S.W.O.R.D. has other ideas and drags her out to investigate an anomaly. Suddenly, she finds herself thrown 14 years back in time to the start of it all. Stripped of her hard-earned credentials, Darcy is back to being an intern for the very much alive Dr. Jane Foster, arriving the night they meet Thor.

Can she use her knowledge of the future to her advantage? What will happen if people find out she knows about the infinity stones? Are the Asgardians really gods? And why was SHE the one to be sent back in time?

Glowing gods, telepathic and slightly possessed ravens, Frost Giants in New Mexico, and the Queen of Asgard putting Odin in his place are just a few of the things brought about by the smallest of changes.

Before The Fall (ao3) - Bishmonster E, 26k

Summary: Sometimes even strong independent women who know how to roll with the punches need a shiny white knight to rescue them from the dark.

Consort (ao3) - PinkPandorafrog E, 2k

Summary: There were worse things for an Omega than to end up the consort of a prince of another planet. So wildly AU.

Falling Slowly (ao3) - Bishmonster E, 17k

Summary: Darcy finds out she's pregnant.

Flying (ao3) - PinkPandorafrog darcy/thor, background darcy/tony E, 3k

Summary: Darcy needs to fly to Sweden to offer Jane a job. She doesn't go alone, of course, but Thor doesn't exactly feel comfortable flying in a jet. Distraction? Distraction.

Might (ao3) - PinkPandorafrog E, 2k

Summary: Thor intends to show Darcy the full might of his hammer

Pleasantly Surprised (ao3) - orphan_account E, 2k

Summary: Under the effects of a spell that brings hidden desires to the surface, Thor finds himself on Darcy's doorstep and some interesting things are revealed...

Some People Juggle Geese (ao3) - sara47q M, 1k

Summary: Darcy gets drunk and wakes up in bed with Thor. And that's not even the strangest part.

Tell Me What It's Gonna Be (ao3) - PinkPandorafrog E, 2k

Summary: Thor had picked up a habit of letting himself into her apartment via her bedroom window, so Darcy wasn't entirely surprised to find him standing in the middle of the living room. But why, exactly, was he there?

there's a girl who's waiting (that's not all she'll do) (ao3) - amusewithaview N/R, 1k

Summary: Thor stared incredulously as the mortal fumbled with something small and metal, pointing it at him. “You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon – “ his words were cut off an instant before the mortal used said weapon as he felt a telltale burning sensation on his right side.

Precisely where his sálknútr rested.

He had a fraction of a second to stare at the girl in shock before she rendered him unconscious.

It was not the most auspicious of beginnings.

(A "What if?" spin-off from the main continuity of "Nothing but love in view.")

Thunderstorm (ao3) - blackhawkinbudapest E, 6k

Summary: Darcy’s plan was to have a quiet night, watch the storm roll in over the New Mexican desert and drink beer. It wasn’t to chat with a god, get naked and rained on and have the night of her life.

Unwritten (ao3) - catemonsterq E, 74k

Summary: Darcy is positive the last thing she needs is a relationship. Her relationships invariably end poorly and leave her disappointed, so it's for the best that she just not have them. All of this is turned on its head when Thor begins to flirt with her and introduces something new in her life.

Or, Darcy discovers she's subby and loves it

[thatsolacegirl]

All of my recs are from AO3:

1. The Ragnarok Cycle series by sinead_smith (you have to read it, it’s so good; ongoing)

2. Long Live (from Infinite series) by squirrel_stone (you can also read Infinite Original version by the same author)

3. a time and place for us (I'll find a way of forgiving) by amusewithaview

4. Time After Time by Artabria (deals with reincarnation)

5. The Darcy Cycle series by Aria

6. Peridot by Ymile

7. Sweet Sigyn series by bored_now

8. Debt by DenseHumboldt (ongoing)

9. Memories by ZombieCyborgAssasin

Edit: I also found two from ffn:

1. Lost and Found by AstridMikaelson

2. i showed him all my teeth (and then i laughed out loud) by mirasecret

3. Burdened Arms by hannahsoapy (deals with Darcy being reincarnated and going on a blind date of sorts with Loki on the insistence of his children)

I have a desperate need for tasertrick fics where Darcy is Sigyn. Could anyone help a shipper out with fic recommendations? 😭

[definitelynotscott]

December Recs - Day 7

Next up we have catch me, I’m falling (for you) which is a super cute and funny little Sam Wilson/Darcy Lewis soulmate thing. This was one of the stories I read early in my ventures into Sam/Darcy reading, and I highly enjoyed (and still enjoy!) @amusewithaview‘s convincing arguments.

[leftennant]

amusewithaview replied to your post “how dare you post ned the piemaker at me.”

I noticed this and saw they had different tags and definitely had a moment of “Huh?”

lolol omg @amidtheflowers and i were dying.  you can’t have the two of us both on that blog at the same time or the whole thing is at risk of turning into a barrel full of monkeys...that can type.

[penny-anna]

I don’t think Pippin is unattractive, I think Being Attracted to a Took is not something any one race could bear so instead it happens to individuals which leads to discussion like: “Shane about poor Bungo.” “Oh, what happened?” “He fell in with young Belladonna.” “Ah, yes, well it’s like that sometimes, isn’t it? Tooks and their wiles.” Idk if it’s like Tooks have something of the Eldritch about them (fairy lore!) or what but Tooks are either ridiculous or weird up until theyre Suddenly Not.

very plausible, esp if they are vaguely elven-looking

[words-writ-in-starlight]

amusewithaview replied to your post “I understand that everyone and their goddamn cousin is looking to cut...”

Soup totally exists but I, personally, start hallucinating if a fever goes over 100 so now I am worried about you and your fever cooking.

For whatever reason I seem to have built up some sort of internal brain callous to fevers, because when I went to the ER the other day I was at 104.5 and still pretty lucid.  I’ve had febrile hallucinations before, but only once, and I’ve had a LOT of high fevers in my day.  My impulse control and focus are both suffering, but coconut soup (which is what I made) is literally “put coconut milk and regular milk in saucepan, add indiscriminate volumes of spices, walk away for twenty minutes” which is aboooout what I can handle at this moment.

[awww-brain-no]

FANDOM ASK THINGY: one of the books or series that we have in common. :P

WHY MUST YOU PUNISH ME?!?!

So hard to pick, but I decided to go with The Enchanted Forest Chronicles because I just recently reread the first couple

otp

Kazul and her cherries jubilee!! I love me characters that will completely go against type just because of some random reason and it’s such a good, random plot device to use 

favourite canon pairing

Obvi, Cimorene and Mendanbar 

worst pairing ever

guilty pleasure pairing

None. There is no guilt over any of these!

a pairing you want to see more

Morwen and Telemain - GIVE ME ALL THE SASSY WITCHES AND MAGICIANS

that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no”

I....uh... haven’t gotten too deep to know of other pairings?

favorite non-romantic pair

I love all the enemy interactions between CImorene and Antorell. He just such a little weasel and she puts him in his place like no other

[couslandpup]

I really do like the romance! He’s just an ass.  Zevran (with my Cousland, Mairead) Anders (with my completely undeveloped diplomatic Hawke) And Solas (with my talk-shit-get-hit Lavellan, Mara)

2/3 for Betrayer Boyfriends isn’t too bad, right?

[thebibliosphere]

Joy, every time I see a picture of you I am overcome with the certainty that you are the new Mrs. Frizzle.

Do you know, I never grew up with that cartoon but enough people have said that to me I felt compelled to watch a bunch and honestly, thank you, what a great compliment haha

[wisplights]

@amusewithaview‘s tags are always inspiration gold, I swear. Everyone needs Hela as a demonic Ms. Frizzle, don’t they? Imagine the dresses!!! ..and the frightening lessons.  😨

[dresupi]

smokin’ hot

For @nemhaine42 and @amusewithaview

I fixed it!  

Pepper felt something brush her arm and she looked down, frowning slightly.  “What are you doing?” she asked.  

The marshmallow-on-a-stick poked her arm again.  Tony shrugged.  “Just roasting this marshmallow on the fire that is your smokin’ hot bod...”  

She rolled her eyes.  “Tony... please.”  

“Well, if you’re going to beg...”  

[fantasyreadersstuff]

[thesteppinrazor]

So thanks to @amusewithaview I ship darcy x namor now ???

Like, I barely even know who namor is but here we are...

[chibiuseless]

Darcy/Tony = If they invented a way to actually have sex over the internet you and I could use that glorious technology for internet hugs. (You know, when I wasn’t using it for sex.)

Pairing: Darcy/Tony

Word Count: ~550

Prompt: #47 If they invented a way to actually have sex over the internet you and I could use that glorious technology for internet hugs. (You know, when I wasn’t using it for sex).

Warning: Implied smut, language?

A/N: Darcy/Tony is not a ship I would ever have written without a prompt. However, I didn’t want to not answer this, or not give it a go. My sincere apologies if this is utter trash because of that. I did my best.

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When she asked Tony what would happen when she left for the Asgardian liaison duty and she needed him; a suit was decidedly not the answer Darcy expected from her brilliant partner. Several snarky Stark one-liners about the Bifrost, or Mjolner? Of course. A couple rejoinders about her not leaving at all? Par for the Stark Tower course. Hell, she even imagined a half-joke about phone sex.

But not this.

Not these two almost weightless suits. He tried to explain them to her, but after only a few minutes her eyes glazed over and she mumbled, “Dammit Tony, I’m a poli-sci major not an engineer.”

That made him laugh, and he dumbed the science down just a bit for her, “Essentially, Shortcake, they’re wifi-paired suits that allow one wearer to feel what the other wearer feels via external stimuli.”

“So, let me see if I get this… If you hug yourself, then I will feel like you’re hugging me as long as I’m also wearing a suit, and it’s calibrated properly? Or will I feel like I’m hugging you?” It was an important distinction, she’d thought.

“Well, it’s programed for both, Darce. You just have to set it up for each session, based on what you’re interested in.” He demonstrated for her, sliding a semi-transparent glove over her hand, then his own, and showed her how if he clenched his hand she could either feel as if she were clenching her own hand, or as if someone was holding hers instead. “Additionally, you know I didn’t spend a full month on this for just Internet Hugs. Optional casings for inanimate objects can be used to simulate intercourse.”

“Jesus Tony, you really put a lot of thought into this,” though honestly that wasn’t a surprise to Darcy anymore.  In the last couple years she’d gotten used to Tony’s ability to fully immerse himself in a project, thinking of nearly every possible angle. He was a genius afterall. Her genius.

“I put a lot of thought into it for you, Pint Size,” his eyes slid from hers to her lips, and back up. She was going to miss his kisses while she was gone.

“Okay, all thought processes aside. Have you tested it out for its full intended purpose, or just for business handshakes?” Darcy raised one eyebrow in concern. She had no intention of leaving for Asgard with a suit that would hypothetically let her get freaky with her lover. It had better do it’s damn job. “I think we should test drive this invention of yours.”

Nearly an hour later, a soft ‘woah’ was all Darcy could manage as her breath finally began to regulate; Tony’s slow caress of his own arm made the hair under her own suit raise in response, and she sighed contentedly.

“That was something else, Tin-Man.” Darcy peeled the suit from her flushed skin, and folded it up to place on the lab table next to her. “I just have one question for you.”

“Shoot, babe,” her lover’s eyes were still dark from his own release, as he eyed her.

“How’s this supposed to work in Asgard? There’s no wifi…”

[val-eris]

Agreed re bards but what's hilarious is that my bard kept doing this ON ACCIDENT. Like "whoops, I didn't mean to seduce you, I'm just that charming." ALSO - I am excited for the new campaign and getting in at the start and seeing ALL NEW CHARACTERS. I'm also thrilled that I can finally catch up and there will be a tangible end. It's just. It's also the end of an era and I am feeling things.

I have actually never played D&D, and watching that show really showed me what was fun/valuable about if for a lot of people. (I’d love to do it sometime but I don’t have enough friends who’d be interested atm.) I love how all the players are as invested in their characters as the fans are, and really care what would be important to them and what they would do, even if it’s not the best choice for the players (like Pike using revivify right before the big battle even though they might have needed those spells).

[words-writ-in-starlight]

Which "this" did you just discover - Darcy/Lucian, or the entire MCU After Dark spin-off series of fics and headcanons? *chinhands*

SPECIFICALLY Reincarnated-Sonja-Darcy/Lucian, because somehow I have read a great many MCU After Dark posts (I interact with the MCU like 99% in AU these days, Death of the Screenwriter y’all) and never encountered this EXTREMELY CHOICE Darcy reincarnation concept!  Like!  Damn!  Fuck me up with that whole Lucian dynamic!  I am such a weak bitch for the attitude of “literally anything you want from me would be yours in a heartbeat because I’ve been mourning you for centuries and the idea that you’re here is both completely foreign and utterly incredible” that I cannot BELIEVE I was not cosmically drawn to this AU before!

"#lucian would literally lay at her feet as a stool or footwarmer if that was what she wanted right now”  This tag is more or less the deepest desire of my id at all times, Amuse.  How do you know these things.  Please remove your spyware from my home.  

Also, I am suddenly realizing that it’s been like...maybe eight years since I saw the Underworld movies?  I’m not sure how that happened, I love that shit, I had the most disastrous crush on Selene as a kid.  (IT’S THE COAT.  IF YOU SHOWED BABY STAR AN ATTRACTIVE, COMPETENT PERSON IN A LONG BADASS COAT, YOU WERE GUARANTEED OF THE OUTCOME. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT STILL BE TRUE.)