#amuse me

[potatoesmoomaddie]

Who is c!fable?? (Wrong answers only!)

[kryptonite-cutie]

I am

✨bored✨

Send me the most unhinged things to my ask box. Amuse me me enough and I might actually respond

[introvertedlass]

My insomnia has kicked in again so here I am when I should be sleeping. I guess I will just count down the hours before I have to go to work.

In any case, feel free to answer the following questions. Or not.

What is the weirdest food combination that you eat?

Would you rather be hot or cold?

If you could live in another era, would you or would you stay here?

Do you associate certain smells with specific times in your life?

Do you like owls and if not, what is wrong with you?

If you were all powerful, what is the first thing you would do right now.

Do you keep personal items at your place of work?

Are you ever filled with homicidal rage towards co-workers who make really loud sounds when they eat or sip their coffee?

Do you secretly plan world domination in your head during staff meetings?

Where is your safe place (physical or emotional) ?

[dappersheep]

UPDATE: I have now started writing the fics and have published the first one. I will no longer be taking new requests!

I'm about 5 fics away from hitting 50 works for FooFan on AO3 so I thought why not get people to suggest stuff aside from just filling all five with my own indulgences? I'll probably only choose 3 at most unless I get something really interesting.

Here's my criteria:

Must be a Food Fantasy character or pairing (canon, crack, rarepair, etc)

Toss up a prompt if you have an idea, otherwise I try to figure something out... keyword: try

Output will be generally SFW. Borderline NSFW if the 'plot' justifies it

Please keep expectations low for both effort and turnaround. You can send it as anon to my Ask if that's your thing. Deadline of submissions is when I start posting a new round of fanfics. By then, I will NOT accept any more requests unless I release another post like this.

Everyone who sent requests before this, I'll also consider it as part of the roster. Thanks.

[council-of-beetroot]

Someone needs to give me their unhinged polpru thoughts stat

[we-could-call-it-love]

[tooquirkytolose]

He made her an offer she couldn't refuse

[femmeoutoffocus]

💖

[kryptonite-cutie]

It is 5:15pm

I am 3 shot of tequila down and a glass of something else ready to sit

✨entertain me✨

[violent138]

If I was Bruce it would drive me absolutely crazy that I couldn't complain to Alfred about my kids:

Bruce: "Alfred, you won't believe what Dick did. He's in space again! He didn't even give me a heads up or--"

Alfred, drinking tea: "The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree--"

"Alfred--"

"I suppose it'll be twelve long years before we see him, no messages, not even a postcard."

Or

"Alfred, I think Jason's sick. Tell Leslie to tell him to take a night off."

"A night off you say, Master Bruce?"

"Don't start."

Or

"Alfred, why the hell is there a tank in the backyard?"

"I tried telling them not to Master Bruce, but you yourself bragged about the ability to survive Houdini's act."

There is no scenario the kids can wind up in where Alfred is even halfway sympathetic to Bruce.

[chimaeraonwards]

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

[newttxt]

laundry day

[puppppppppy]

the pullerrrrr

[doritopaw101]

Send me asks :)

[dcxdpdabbles]

Teacher: Class, we have a new student joining us today. Danny, could you tell us a little about yourself? Danny, standing up: Ugh, okay. My name is Danny Fenton. I'm from Amity Park, Illinois. I moved to Gotham with my siblings. Teacher: That's lovely, Danny. Do you have any hobbies? Danny: I like to stargaze, but it's tricky here in Gotham to see them. Teacher waiting for more: *Stare* Classroom: *stare* Danny panics as the class stares at him. I also really liked helping Dan with his experiments. Teacher: Who's Dan? Danny: He's my eldest brother. He got a job at Wayne Labs three months ago, so we moved. Classmate: What kind of experiments do you guys do? Danny: Dan's a chemist. He likes to create antidotes to various poisons or toxic substances. Last month, he made the new Anti-Fear Gass Antidote! Classmate: *scoff* Yeah, right, and I'm the tooth fairy Classroom: *laughs* Teacher: Alright, everyone, settle down. Danny, welcome to Gotham, but you should be careful with your fibs. They can be dangerous in this city. Danny: I'm not lying. Teacher: Of course not. Everyone turn to pages three and twelve in your math textbooks- Danny, please sit down. Danny: *sits* It wasn't a lie Damian: I believe you. Danny: Really? Damian: Yes, my Father signs Dan Fenton's paychecks. Danny: Oh, does he work at Wayne Labs, too? Damian: .....In a way. Would you happen to know who I am? Danny: Damian Al Ghul. I heard you tell the teacher you prefer that name. Damian: .....Yes. Your pronunciation of my last is perfect. Most people claim it's too hard. Danny shrugs: If I can learn to pronounce Obi-Wan Kenobi, I can learn how to say your last name. Most people are just rude. Damian, under his breath: Is this the rush Mother felt when she found her Beloved? Danny: What? I'm sorry I didn't catch that Damian: Do not worry about it. Merely know that you belong to me now Danny: Like a friend? Damian:.....In a way. Danny: Cool :D