#amirite or amirite?

[bg-anon]

Me when Darvey

[therighthandofvengeance]

Sheridan: I am not madly in love with the Minbari ambassador. Ivanova, skeptically: if you say so. Sheridan: this happens to be a perfectly rational amount to be in love with Delenn, I will have you know.

[blabberoo]

forgotten confession..

[sunnynabons]

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

[razberrypuck]

sixer, it would eat you alive.

[crowwwzy]

Change of color / growing up

[valeriapryanikova]

glitched beans

[boombaux]

dick picking jason up from a random address like a divorced mother picking her child up from school

[rapidhighway]

more.

[darklydeliciousdesires]

@zablife This could easily be something that came from your partners in crime series!! xD

Prompt #1098

"Let's just move on to plan F. F stands for fabulous."

"The way all your other plans have worked out so far, I would assume F also stands for failure."

[muzsmocsing]

It's insane how Pei Ming slutted his way through life and slutted it up even more once ascended, banging mortal, god, ghost, and demon alike yet he managed to be known as The God of Love. People wish STDs upon his hoe ass and STILL pray to him for luck with romance. Meanwhile one unfortunate government mandated typo and poor Feng Xin is forever known as Thick Dick Daddy 27. Like how is that fair.

[pigswithwings]

top ten signs the heavy machinery likes you back

[therighthandofvengeance]

Sheridan: Zha’Ha’Dum’s nothing like we think! They have symphonies and museums and light opera. okay, so nobody really likes those things, but they have ‘em!

Garibaldi: listen, we hear what you’re saying, but you’ve lost your freaking mind.

Ivanova: it’s the hangover, near-death experience, multiple orgasms, running into ex-wives with surprise fiancées doing the talking.

Sheridan: no, it’s not. I’m telling you guys, I’m going to Zha’Ha’Dum.

[amelia-yap]

internal screeching

[doshegotabo0ty]

[lambment]

miscommunication my beloathed… part 2/2 (X)