#americans are insane actually
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mx-flint · 2 years ago
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of course a white person thinks it's cute or funny to intentionally misspell a black person's name. why are the Italians in this fandom like this
???????????? I wasn't doing it intentionally I tried to spell it like 6 times but I just didn't know how???? I'm not a native english speaker????????? Try to spell my italian name and we'll see how good you'll do
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allagashed · 9 months ago
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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castielsprostate · 11 months ago
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hey americans, please fucking vote this year! thanks!
signed,
the rest of the world
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pinkcadillaccas · 1 year ago
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I think some of you are claiming to be leftists and have never done anything other than buy an eat the rich sticker from Etsy and participate in internet moral purity culture 👀
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lunarin64art · 9 months ago
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✩‧₊˚ Subspace Highway GF ˚₊‧✩ & ✧‧₊˚ Psychic BF ˚₊‧✧
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Bonus: The odd reality of dating the strongest fighter in the province & the gayest slut in the province...(Yes, this is a weekly occurrence)
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evanpetersbf · 3 months ago
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doggy, missionary, spooning, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, lotus, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, on a spaceship, in the garden, on the grass, in a car, in the theater, in the jungle, in the hunger games, on a kitchen counter. no lube, no protection, all day, all night, from the back, from the front, upside down, sideways, in a chair, standing up, from the bed to the carpeted floor, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from the dining table to the laundry room.
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fortjester · 4 months ago
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gojo satoru & geto suguru from jujutsu kaisen vs. uncomfortably numb by american football ft. hayley williams
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imerian · 4 months ago
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My (very old) loscar brooch (?) that i just now made doodles for
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#loscar#logan sargeant#ls2#oscar piastri#op81#and now starts the rant#my fave detail is probably tge eye. there few beads like this and they were laying around until my friend said that they look loscar relate#so o started making making whole thing around that bc in my opinion it's genius (also sorry this is gonna have extremely long tags bc i had#run out of them once. maximum is 30 apparently)#I'll go by lains from here so first obviously eagle. i think it's hilarious and what's even funnier is that i bought those charms before#even knowing who Logan was. just for shit and giggles#also to coala i added a bead on top to somewhat match the height#also i love mixing up their colours bc I'm insane about that. how they ideal negatives of eachother and how orange fits logan while blue-os#so i also mixed it up with those animals charms and their attachments here#next stop - oscar lane. there not a lot of black which is bas but at least last heart is actually black. beads above it represents eyes#(you can see with doodles) and next one is for his hair but i couldn't find how to show it#and round see through bead i use for his helmet bc it shines with red yellow and blue#middle part - i talked about the eye but also beads above it. i tried to match tones so they won't clash#then fish and i love that it's in form of heart bc i associate both of them with water so much i needed something here#and bead underneath that is for Logan eyes ofc. for doodles there tried to use brown so oscar would have blond/logan brown but didn't work#AND READ HEART. “-WELL IT'S NOT YELLOW” “PREMA RED THEN?”#as you can see I'm totally normal about their prema times plus i love how it stands out with everything else and can be read as#usual meaning of red hearts. also made out of corals so it fits them too#and last but not least - Logan my beloved#first and foremost STARS#I added as much as humanly possible party bc of American meme party bc i fucking love stars and associate him with them#also added all williams shades of blue and even white so it covers all that#okay no I lied a bit bc i used a button for their dark blue#another thing i would like to mention is metal ring bc it has extremely small hearts on it that you need to look for to notice#I HIT LIMIT FUCK.last thing to say is how I tried to play with circles in middle of every lane. okay goodbye
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eff-ston3mblogs · 4 months ago
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iheartsuperjail · 5 months ago
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the warden as patrick bateman?!?!! (TW//blood & weapon)
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i love superjail! and american psycho and i especially love the warden!1!!1!1! so why not make a cool, epic, & radical crossover?!!!! posted on my tiktok as well😋😋😋
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serialbxwl · 8 months ago
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i can’t believe one look at his cringe fail ass managed to get me to spend 30 bucks on a game
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bushwaa · 5 months ago
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"And I simply... am not here."
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sherlockholmeshound · 2 months ago
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whenever ppl try to come up with some version of 'romance and love isn't forbidden by the jedi, on this one novel-'
i'm just...
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#star wars#jedi order#jedi critical#sorry no that makes no sense with what's presented through most of the canon#'but it was in this one novel' then that novel it's trying to retcon it or to twist the in-between lines because it doesnt make sense#the belief that the jedi only forbid romance if it's possesive or stops someone from caring about others it's a lovely pink-tinted view#but it doesn't work with canon and the only thing that it accomplishes is attempting to to give anakin a different narrative#which is 'anakin was actually just too stupid too understand what the jedi's teaching meant'#and yes you can make an argument that anakin didn't understand all of the jedi teachings but not in the way this idea proposes#it's actually ridiculous#'anakin why you kept this secret didn't you know romance it's actually allowed by the jedi? we all have our crushes and partners lol'#'you silly the only thing we forbid it's becoming toxic and possesive'#headcanoing or making aus or fics with the jedi as this#big happy hippie family full of pacifists that try to destroy the pillars of traditional conservative nuclear families in pro of free love#it's fine like go ahead headcanon that and make aus of that but when someone comes to try to argue that no it's in fact very canon#it's just...what like come on#EVEN OBIWAN the picture perfect child for most jedi fans said he would've had to leave the order to be with satine aka IT IS FORBIDDEN#i'm going insane or what they told a 9 y/o that missing his mom was path to the dark side but no no they're FINE with romance#how could we miss Yoda's three romantic partners and Mace's being a swinger and also Shaak's polycule Anakin you're just stupid#(he is stupid but not like this lfmao)#fandom stuff#ranting#AND TO BE CLEAR no this isn't an argument about traditional nuclear conservative families or some bullshit being needed#this is me saying the jedi in canon are pretty fairly conservative as it is sorry but they're basically the knight templars with powers#and orientalism in the form of buddhism as a white american man (GL) understood it (badly)
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couchsterfield · 2 months ago
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kidney stone patrick bateman vs lung cancer sean bateman choose ur fighter
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unopenablebox · 9 months ago
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i admit that i find it a little bit frustrating how Wildly Astonished other antizionist jews act when i tell them my israeli jewish family have lived in the region since [some unknown length of time before 1800 when there start being records about it]
#and then they're like ''ohhh they're mizrahi!'' [connotation nonwhite‚ virtuously indigenous]#and i have to be like. no. it's just that‚ as palestine was in fact ottoman-administered greater syria for most of the last 600 years‚#you could get there from other parts of the ottoman empire. such as the part of now-ukraine your ashkenazi family is also from.#it wasn't actually a hermetically sealed arab-only ethnostate that evaporated immigrants on sight. it was a pretty decent place to live as#a jew by at least some accounts. or better than the front of the hapsburg-ottoman war anyway which is where they were coming from.#i'm not sure who you think it's serving exactly to believe that there were literally no ashkenazim in the middle east before the 1st aliyah#however there were some. and this information does not actually threaten a modern anti-state of israel position like at all.#but since apparently you've constructed your new Diaspora-Centric Identity around the idea that 'palestine' and 'diaspora'#are the two mutually exclusive nonoverlapping regions and the former is ontologically a no-european-jews-allowed zone#i guess i can give you a minute to try to figure it out.#ugh sorry this is nothing it isn't anything. for one thing it's fantastically unimportant#and for another thing i don't know how to like talk about it in a way that doesn't make me sound at least kind of like im trying to justify#myself as being somehow less complicit or something. i mean i think my complicity as an american dwarfs the rest of it honestly but.#i just feel really insanely alienated where the rhetoric of my theoretically most closely politically aligned group is not really built to#like. accommodate the facts of my family history.#sorry. i have honestly no idea why im so obsessed with articulating this concept ive just been chewing on it pointlessly for days#box opener
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thebusylilbee · 6 months ago
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a thing I noticed :
if you go to the front page of the New York Times rn, no country other than the US and the UK is mentioned for like 70% of it, you get one news about Russia, 1 about Ukraine, 1 news about the hurricane in Mexico, 1 about Palestine, 1 about France, 1 about Japan and a tiny ass "spend your summer there" article about Turkey and Greece... => so 8 places outside of the UK and the US if we're being very generous, all of them only once except for Russia which is twice, and ZERO proper international news section
on the front page of Time Magazine, you get the US for most of it, the UK too, 1 news about Taïwan, 1 about Pakistan and Afghanistan, 1 about the hurricane in Mexico too, 1 about China... => so 4 places outside of the UK and the US, all of them only once, with ZERO proper international news section either....
on the front page of The Washington Post it's a little better, you get the US, the UK, the hurricane in Mexico, the Vatican, France, Palestine, Ukraine, Iran, Japan, Hungary, Afghanistan. => so 9 places mentioned outside of US/UK. There is a proper international news section.
now for comparison with some big french newspapers :
on the front page of Le Monde you get France, Palestine, Iran, South Africa, Argentina, the UK, Ukraine, the US, China, Russia, India, Pakistan, Italia, Tunisia, Cameroon, Congo, Tchad, Eritrea and the Caribbeans... => so 17 places outside of France and the UK, with BIG international sections for Palestine, the Ukraine and Africa with 7 articles in each section, and then another international section for other news...
on the website of Le Figaro (far right) you get France, Russia, the UK, Greenland, Italy, Ukraine, Greece, the US, China, Palestine, Ecuador, the hurricane in Mexico, Germany, Japan => so 12 places outside of France and the UK, with an international news section at the bottom
on the website Les Echos you get France, the UK, Russia, Ukraine, China, the US, Hungary, Greece, Italy, Argentina. => So 8 places outside of the UK and France, with an international news section
on the front page of Libération you get France, Hungary, Qatar, Brazil, the UK, Palestine, Liban, Ukraine, Italy, Russia, the hurricane in Mexico, the US... => so 12 places outside of the UK and France, a HUGE international section for Palestine with 9 articles, a medium section for Ukraine with 4 articles, and a general international news section at the bottom with 5 articles...
mmmh guys... I think... I think the news in the US might be incredibly self centered.... just a thought
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