#amazon reviews

[asherquazar]

Don't ask me where I got this screenshot, but there is a girlie out there with a $20,000 life-sized Astarion sex doll.

I just have to ask…were the fanfics not enough??

[silvermoon424]

It.... it's a manga................

[3liza]

[traveller-of-the-knight]

[marscant]

1 star book of bill reviews

thought some of these were funny

most of them are just people freaking out about the "satanic" themes.

[hkthatgffan]

NEW VIDEO!!

Journal 3 is arguably one of the most beloved books not just for Gravity Falls, but for any Disney show, period. Despite that though, there are the occasional folks who don't feel the same way and just outright hate it for the most weird reasons.

In this video, we look at the rare 1 star reviews for Journal 3 that are genuinely confusing, yet hilarious!

Here's a few examples...

Yes, they were hilarious to read, lmao.

[coaldustcanary]

I was looking for a vegetable brush and found the greatest review of a soft-bristled brush for mushrooms ever.

[justabiii]

I was not expecting this in a Beatemups & Scott the Woz crossover episode but I'm not complaining

[howlingday]

Nora The Book Critic

Nora: Do not buy this book! You can SEE the ending right on the cover!

Nora: This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding Baby's bellybutton; the title makes this very clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby's bellybutton is right where it's supposed to be, ON BABY'S STOMACH! Right where it clearly SHOWS YOU IT ON THE COVER OF THE BOOK!

Nora: This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on the mystery of where Baby's bellybutton is; everything falls apart the second you realize that the bellybutton was in plain sight all along! There is no conflict! There is no character development! And there's hardly any plot! Whoever wrote this must have a serious error in judgement because you would have to be an infant to not immediately understand where Baby's bellybutton is! This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read!

[eemoo1o-animoo]

A very innocent review summing up what manga is from presumably a British mother I found when searching for the endangered Black Butler Vol.5.

[laurenthomanbooks]

I don't know who needs to hear this but most of the 1-star Amazon reviews for The Princess Bride by William Goldman are people absolutely IRATE that it isn't "the original book" and is instead an "abridged version" by "the screenplay writer."

[3liza]

[sad-eyed-lady-of-the-paperbacks]

I just stumbled upon this Amazon review (under a cut for spoilers) and Jessica, whoever you are, let’s be friends.

“With PANCAKES! PANCAKES, DOSTOYEVSKY! PANCAKES!” What an iconic sentence.

(To me though it did seem pretty clear that Mitya was very much not the murderer. I didn’t know that was ambiguous to anyone, but maybe that’s just my Mitya bias showing)

[themisterbenjy]

Very helpful, thanks.

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

more amazon reviews!

on april 17 evan went on a product reviewing spree. kindly sent in by @prvanna. if you see an eventually22 amazon review out in the wild while doing your online shopping, don't forget to mark it as helpful ;) see my tag for amazon reviews if you missed any previous posts.

[uchidachi]

So I had to go order MSG online because my food is not delicious enough and apparently Massachusetts does not carry deliciousizer. And one of the reviews…

Oh, Peter, Peter, Peter… that’s meat tenderizer, dear… please do not make your bee stings umami.