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Paul Lynde is amazing. His job was to be a hilarious, sassy smartass on Hollywood Squares as THE MOTHERFUCKING CENTER SQUARE. The best your life will get is melting your brainpudding by watching Treehouse Masters on Animal Planet while sticking cookie dough into your stupid shitchute. Snort a bucket of dicks you fuckramp, he's AmazePauls.

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28 ACRONYMS USED BY TEENS (For Parents)

On daily basis, I work with young people . I've heard some of their slags and typo acronyms, but never heard of most of these ones below. I thought all those lol, lamo and omg are jokes until I saw the almighty "28 Internet acronyms used by teens and children" I almost took a leap out of the window. God have mercy. I've never been scared of happenings of nowadays until now. This morning, I read about a 25 year old male who met a 12 year old girl on Facebook. He agreed with her to visit her in her parents house. Both spent 2 whooping days together in her room without her parent's knowledge. "scary" Please, parents of young children and teenagers take a read as you pray for your own children. I am lost for words..... Lord have mercy "Foolishness abounds in the heart of a child, but the rod of correction will drive it away from Him"... "Except the Lord watched a city, the watchman watch in vain" http://fox40.com/2014/12/08/parents-check-your-kids-texts-for-these-28-acronyms-and-what-they-mean/

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Paul Stanley is amazing. Good Jesus his face looks like a melting grandma who licked a lemon-anus, but he was in KISS (a band that terrified me as a child because I knew it stood for Kids In Satans Service). You'll never be in a band that your parents forbid you to listen to because they're Satanic, so fuck off stickdick, he's AmazePauls.