#am a simple person
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Undead Girl Murder Farce cast of characters: Aya Rindo, the Oni slayer/Cage user, the Maid, the detective SH and his partner Dr. Watson, the vampire, the French gentleman and his phantom, the occult master and the Professor M. ( x )
#undead girl murder farce#aya rindo#tsugaru shinuchi#shizuku hasei#sherlock holmes#john watson#carmilla#aleister crowley#arsène lupin#erik phantom#professor m#the key word is detective#and then falling for it#am a simple person
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.
#ace writes#autism#nonverbal#deaf#deafawareness#sign language#no yeah i just think it would be good#btw I am a semi nonverbal autistic person that knows a couple of simple signs#but would like to pursue it further as a good method of communication for me#just so ya know :}
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On the surface 🌸
#zelink#skyward sword#zelda#legend of Zelda#loz#loz ss#I just can’t be fast at art it’s so sad#even tho I tried a more simple style and rendering it still took 12 hrs wtf am I doing in that time#loz sksw#loz skyward sword#legend of zelda skyward sword#skyward sword zelink#skyward sword fanart#loz fanart#personal favorites#my art#2024 art
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literally obsessed with kanji. finally a good character for me to latch onto
#hes 15 years old. he regularly intimidates people multiple years older than him. his favorite hobby is sewing.#he chased an entire motorcycle gang out of town with nothing but his regular ass bicycle. he has debilitating social anxiety. hes gay#perfect character. incredible job guys#personal#i am a simple person. i see a character with incredibly poor social skills and i decide they are my favorite with no further questions
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I'm not explaining why re-imagining characters as POC is not the same as white-washing, here of all places should fucking understand.
#personal#delete later#no patrick. “black washing” is not as harmful as white washing.#come on guys get it together#seeing people in my reblogs talk about “reverse racism” and double standards is genuinely hypocrisy#say it with me: white washing is intrinsically tied to a historical and systematic erasure of poc figures literature and history.#it is an inherently destructive act that deplatforms underrepresented faces and voices#in favor of a light-skinned aesthetic hegemony#redesigning characters as poc is an act of dismantling symbols of whiteness in fiction in favor of diversification and reclamation#(note that i am talking about individual acts by individual artists as was the topic of this discourse. not on an industry-scale)#redesigning characters as poc is not tied to hundreds of years of systemic racism and abuse and power dynamics. that is a fact.#you are not replacing an underrepresented person with an oft-represented person. it is the opposite#if you feel threatened or upset or uncomfortable about this then sorry but you are not aware of how much more worse it is for poc#if representation is unequal then these acts cannot be equivalent. you can't point to an imbalanced scale and say they weigh the same#if you recognize that bipoc people are minorities then you should recognize that these two things are not the same#while i agree that “black washing” can lead to color-blind casting and writing the behavior here is on an individual level#a black artist drawing their favorite anime character as black because they feel a shared solidarity is not a threat to you#i mean. most anime characters are east asian and i as an east asian person certainly don't feel threatened or erased. neither should you.#there's much to be said about the politics of blackwashing (i don't even know if that's the right word for it)#but point standing. whitewashing is an inherently more destructive act. both through its history of maintaining power dynamics#and the simple fact that it's taking away from groups of people who have less to begin with#if you feel upset or uncomfortable about a fictional white character being redesigned as poc by an artist on twitter#i sincerely hope you're able to explore these feelings and find avenues to empathizing with poc who have had their figures#(both real and fictional) erased; buried; and replaced by white figures for hundreds of years#i sincerely hope you can understand the difference in motivations and connotations behind whitewashing and blackwashing#classic bixels “i'm not talking about this chat. i'm not” (puts my media studies major to use in the tags and talks the fuck outta it)
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I think it would really benefit people to internalize that mental illnesses are often chronic and not acute. Some of us will never be able to jump the hurdle of managing illness, much less sustaining a sense of normalcy. Many of us will never "recover," will never manage symptoms, will never even come close to appearing normal - and this is for any condition, even the ones labeled as "simple" disorders or "easy-to-manage" disorders.
It isn't a failure if you cannot manage your symptoms. It isn't a moral failure, and you aren't an awful person. You are human. There's only so much you can do before recognizing that you cannot lift the world. Give yourself the space to be ill because, functionally, you are.
#mental health#mental health advocacy#like... anxiety and depression are often concieved of as simple and easy to manage...#...but that isn't the case for so many of us. anxiety and depression just have a lot more research invested into them...#...and while i wish this were the case for literally every other condition it does alter people's perception of you to some extent...#...so while this is NOT solely about anxiety or depression it includes us...#...my anxiety and depression and PTSD have *destroyed* my life. this is chronic and will probably be life-long...#...and that isn't my fault. i've done the fucking work but guess what? that doesn't account for the fact that I Am Just ILL#the least we can do for each other is to be compassionate#be compassionate to those who cannot heal. be compassionate to the people who can't manage their lives. this world is scary enough#recognize that management of symptoms is something not all of us can do - even IF their condition is labeled as 'easy to manage'#i allowed myself to feel angry that i can't heal 'normally' and that was unfair as fuck toward myself#and i NEED people to internalize this so that MAYBE this could help somebody else who is where i was#i NEED them to understand that it's okay that they are where they are - sometimes shit just doesn't turn out how you expect or want#don't beat yourself over you being a person. you are struggling enough. you deserve to rest. just rest please#and just... give yourself space
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kitty… :’)
#stardew valley#stardew#sdv#sdv cat#stardew valley cat#cat#kitty#i am a simple person who sees cat and cries tears of joy
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@multiisketch, you're not getting enough credit with drawing that robotic gear on him. Closer I looked at your pages, the more amazed I was with your level of detail.
Link to their comic you should totally check out
#I am a simple person#I see Sonic in a bad situation and I draw it#100% making more art- just wanted to get this one out of my system today#Sonic Boom revisited#wnacn#my art#sonic fanart#sonic au#edit: i hate it when i dont notice a pen streak till im lying in bed unable to fix it until morning- whoops
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Realising that my idea of what it means to be in a fandom might be a little skewed so help me out here what is your baseline qualification for being part of a fandom
#for example#is it as simple as liking the thing#do you have to interact with others who like the thing#do you have to make fan content for the thing#or is it personal opinion#ie i think im part of this fandom vs i dont think im part of this fandom#for context btw:#my friend showed me one of those tiktoks of the guy walking around a convention#asking attendees which is the most annoying fandom#(which imo stupid question its gonna depend on popularity and average age of the fans but i digress)#and like my friend was showing me bc most of the people were saying mha and she knows im into mha#and she was just trying to joke that thats me theyre talking about#but i don't really consider myself in the mha fandom but like shouldn't i ??#like i enjoy mha so am i part of the fandom???#and then i thought damn do i even consider myself apart of the dc fandom???#weird thoughts for a Thursday evening
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Elain is the most relatable Archeron sister because I too would rather spend my days gardening and baking and if I met Azriel in real life I would also want to climb him like a tree
#I am a simple woman with simple needs#I don’t want to be the person who saves the world I just wanna bake and fuck the emo#elriel#acotar#elain archeron#elain x azriel#azriel
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Whenever I see people with those horrible awful tasteless takes about Lucanis being somehow less hot because he is short I am like "It was you! You were the person that ruined romance genere for me! You are the reason I don't see any hot short men there!"
Anyway I am not even that that crazy about Lucanis, but I will not see the short king being disrespected like that.
#dragon age veilguard#dragon age#I am a simple tall person#I like my men like I like my to do lists- short#lucanis dellamorte#This is a joke post... mostly
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zolu is maybe one of the easiest ships i've ever liked. they're dating, except when they're not, they're best friends even when they're kissing and they're still captain and first mate when they aren't. they hold hands, they hug. they have sex. they don't.
Luffy can hold Zoro's katanas and Zoro can hold Luffy's strawhat and no one bats an eye. one says "You're so cool!" and the other says "You're strong" and it's just another way to say "I see you, this is why I follow you/this is why I trust you". it's not seeing each other for a long time and still knowing how the other's steps sound like against wood and sand. the captain runs and the first mate follows. it's always "Zoro and the others" and "Where's Luffy?"
if they're just friends, if they're something more, if they don't have a label for it, at its core, it's just about how they get each other. they understand how the other's mind works. however you view them, it doesn't erase they fact that they love each other in a way they don't love other people.
#zolu#on why i love zolu#seeing the hate its gotten on its own tag#i figured i'd put it on my two cents#i am aroace and i do hc Luffy as aroace#the same for Zoro if i'm honest#but the thing about this hc is that not only it isn't canon#but is an actual spectrum#what really made me pause was that the argument was that zolu was an “icky” ship bc of how they viewed Luffy as aroace#i would have prefered they just said they hate the ship#it makes sense as i do too hate ships without reason sometimes#but it was how they seemed to view aromatic/asexual people that fucked me up#both orientations are spectrums#the way i see it and experience it isn't the same other people do#giving this label and then saying it only woks on one way is disrespectful to the many people that fall under this umbrella#it isn't as simple as saying “aromantic folks can't experience love” and “yeah ace folks all find sex disgusting”#everyone is different everyone has different views and it's about finding what fits *you* personally!#sorry for the rant on tags i just wanted to get it off my chest#i've seen more people explain it better and break it down more coherently#and i'm so so glad to see so many big brained people ready to communicate on why that take just wasn't it#one piece
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there's no rule saying you can't turn medieval kings into magical girls.
#em draws stuff#h5#henry v#henry v 1989#reappearance of me shouting DAWNTREADER TEXAS HALBOY which continues to be a joke I refuse to explain#manythanks to my housemate the magical girl conoisseur for the design assistance#still not Quite satisfied with the various frills since they make him look less of his time#but then again. Who am I to say such things when I have written 'oh my god! i was a lancastrian magical girl!' on this drawing#I think in the end I did an okay job of managing my personal inclination in character design (simple and practical)#and the magical girl one million bells and whistles and bows and greebles aesthetic...#his little mascot-critter is a swan because 1) dunstable swan badge 2) SCARY#large upsetting bird of which I am afeared!
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Sorry if this is a question that's already been asked, but what's your typical drawing process like?
an ask about it exists somewhere but honestly. my process is easier than the process of looking for that ask so!!
i don't do much with art to be fair. it's all flat colors, some blushing and a shadow slapped over it. sometimes some gradient maps to make in more fun?
(forgot to add, refs are not just for the pose - i collect character refs and additional things on boards in Vizref, so if need be. i just splitscreen it ^^ very useful, i have those for my fandoms and for commissions. and feels better that reference function inside of procreate)
black and white pencil pictures are even easier. almost one layer "keep at it until it's done" with 6b pencil in procreate.
the ones with watercolors are also easy... honestly the most difficult part about my process is owning watercolor brushes 🥲
Additionally i do have a few timelapses around here, but that's the last one?
youtube
[video ID: a timelapse of an art, it's Lee Hyunsung holding up Yoo Joonghyuk body with a mournful expression on a background of a crumbling wall and a torn portrait. End ID]
so yeah. tldr my process is just very rough sketch - sketch to figure out colors - make the first sketch readable - finish the colors up. :")
#id in alt#orv spoilers#due to the examples i made....#sorry if that is not as exciting as you expected... alas i am a simple person#unless you look at the sketchy lineart like on lhs pic#then i am of questionable priorities. i suppose. ^^
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shitpost
Sav in Odile clothes
Sav in Odile Clothes + black background and kinda transparent??
Just a bit of a warmup shitpost from a one off comment at the end of the finale stream. I can't even approach the eat-ability of insertdisc5's style (pos). I would honestly consider this closer to a sprite edit. Credit to jelloapocalypse for the original sprite that I mangled beyond belief.
Lore accurate:
Sadile with the Jays
I mean in cannon he (Sav) don't have legs sooooo
lore accurate
#potatcatart#potatcatposts#in stars and time#isat#isat odile#pizza game#pizza game vn#pizza game sav#should I tag these people???#like they are famous and i am just simple art person????#fanart#my art#Also shoutout to that one guy in YT chat that realized I put Jays on my silly Mr. Arimnaes fanart/shitpost#jelloapocalypse#insertdisc5
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