#am I tagging right idk idc vibes just feel right

[honeyconez]

Me skibidi cave

Last updated 10/30 I go by Conez or Ed idc

I am a minor so you will be blocked if you’re a super duper old person *AND* you creep me out in any way. I know the warning signs. I am not stupid. If you think you’re getting away with something you’re gravely mistaken. I have my own little ways. I’m in your walls. I’m in your crusty little walls. Like a rat.

Any pronouns I’m confused about what I identify as

PLEASE REQUEST STUFF!! I LOVE REQUESTS AND I LITERALLY HAVE ALL THE FREETIME IN THE WORLD! DONT BE SCARED!!! AS LONG AS ITS NOT INCREDIBLY NSFW OR ILLEGAL PLEEEEASE REQUEST STUFF!!!!

I’m pan don’t bring a pan near me give me pans

I like team fortress 2 a lot

I like cursing. I try not to a lot. Also, I have many MANY reasons to believe I may be autistic so just a warning. I am getting a diagnosis soon so I will update accordingly.

I have trouble interpreting the tones of things. You don’t have to use tone indicators though, I don’t really know what all of them mean. I use emojis as indicators I guess

I don’t mean to be an asshole tell me if I’m being rude or something 😭😭

Please don’t be scared to interact with me I don’t bite, I’m a nervous person so I usually can’t hold conversations too well

Other things I like

• SCP Foundation

• HLVRAI

• Guardians Of the Galaxy

• Deadpool

• Mouthwashing

I have art block right now

posting schedule does not exist anymore

I will try and go through all the notes on my posts to block people who fit my DNI list or people who give me bad vibes.

SOMETIMES I ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOW PEOPLE SO IF I UNFOLLOW IN 2 SECONDS SORRY I MISCLICKED PROBABLY 😭 I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

ALSO TUMBLR MAKES ME UNFOLLOW PEOPLE SOMETIMES

My tags 😩😫😣(if I remember)

•wholetconezcook - drawings

•conedoodledoodle - doodles

•conezdumbideas - shitposts

•conezyappityyap - rambling

•conezeatspencils - pencil drawings

•conezirlskibidis - my irl pookies

•conezsillyvoidcomic - my stupid comic

•conezonthattypicalgrind - typical colors rants

•conezdoesthegmog - gmod

•conezgoofyassocs - my ocs

I’ll add more if I need to, I won’t bother tagging my old stuff and I don’t tag reblogs

Other stuff I like + DNI List

Other general stuff I find neat •Computer viruses(stuxnet……)

•World Wars 1 & 2

•Patterns in math…. My beloved….

•Paradoxes

•Spaceeeeeeeee

•Geology

•Math in general I guess

•Death of the universe(I could go on and on… please ask me…)

•Coding

•Rules of robotics

•History

Games

• Undertale/Deltarune

• Minecraft

• Celeste

• Rayman

• Subnautica

• Cat Quest I & II

• Stardew Valley

•Cuphead

Movies

• Emesis Blue

• Deadpool 1, 2, 3

• Howl’s Moving Castle

• Magnificent Nine

• Steven Universe the Movie

(Will add more I remember)

Cartoons / Shows / Series idk

• Lil Pootis

• Adventure Time

• Fionna & Cake

• Adventure Time Distant Lands

• Steven Universe

• Minecraft Storymode (I watched the Netflix thingy before it was removed)

• Captain Underpants

• Team Neighborhood

• Over the Garden Wall (one of my favs)

Books / Comics

• Curse Of the Werepenguin

• Dogman (huge inspiration)

• Breaking Cat News (huge inspiration)

• Bunnicula

• The Outsiders (could yap forever)

• Midsummer’s Nights Dream

• Adventure Time Comics

•Countdown to Zero Day

Youtube series or Youtubers I like

*(by youtubers I mean their videos if they don’t really have a series) **(if any of these Youtubers are actually bad people please tell me I live under a rock)

• Honorcrocketts

• Rubberfruit

• Kostamonien

• STBlackST / Unusual Troubles

• Kitty0706

• Requiem For A Pizza

• Badwatervideos2009

• HoovyTube

• Team Neighborhood

• Kugawattan

• TheInvertedShadow

• DamashiDX

Musical Artists

• Lemon Demon

• Neutral Milk Hotel

• Penelope Scott

• Weird Al Yankovic!!!!

• ARTHUR

• The Scary Jokes

• Metric

• Beck

DNI LIST

Homophobes, transphobes, racists, pedos, pervs, proshit, pro-Israel, zionists, zoophiles, completely NSFW blogs, TERFs and SWERFs

also specifically people who still draw/use/support dr br*ght. Seriously? Use Dr Shaw or another rewrite. It’s not that hard.

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i think i blanked out while writing a lot of these oof

Animal: cat. basic but can't help if it's true lol. i just laze around. eat occasionally. will open up over time n' shit

Place: uh ik most people did like. places outdoors. but. for me it gotta be a cafe. it's chill. quiet. uh. i love coffee lmao. and if it's not a very popular one, or one that isn't too loud or cramped, then it can be a nice place to read, write, draw, or some other calming quiet activity/hobby. the vibes are great. and again. coffee my beloved <3

Plant: cactus. prickly, yet (some) grows flowers. and. doesn't take in lots of water and i'm dehydrated (let's ignore that it benefits the cactus but doesn't benefit me ok)

Character: virgil from sanders sides goddamn. anxiey. i'm verrrrry anxious. and like. for the longest time i put eyeshadow under my eyes like him bc of him. so. i dress the way i do because of him so. i listen to the music i listen to because of him so. yeah uh help

Season: winter. like generally it can be sad because fuck snow yknow and salt and muddy slush and it's *cold*. but. because of those lows. the highs hit so much more. like warming up with a nice coffee. or the light fluffy sparkling kind of snow in the sun that makes you forget you hate snow and you're like "wow snow is very prebby". because i am generally a lingering ball of sad, but you know it makes the happy times seem much more special and nice and you know that isn't good in the long but it helps you through it. like how it helps you through winter.

Hobby: kandi making. cuz like. hear me out. the results make you feel ':D' no matter if you enjoyed the process or not. the sense of accomplishment. but. it has the possibility to snap. and break. and undo the entire thing you worked hard on. whether it was a simple single or one of those. like. really complicated cuffs. and it can be realllly frustrating. and you can either remake it. or make something new. i'm coming up with this on the spot because i have poni beads next to me but like it's true so

Colour: black. idc if you say 'it's a shade' or whatever. because like. the fact of the matter is. black can't really be stained. in reference to like. black clothing. because black is the darkest colour/shade. which makes it hard for anything lighter than it (everything else) to show up. so yeah, maybe it might be stained by some ketchup that you spilt, but you can't really see it so it doesn't matter how many mistakes you do. it can cover it up. the only thing that can really make a difference to it is bleach. ...idk where i was going with this. where was i going with this? idk i like black i don't like my mistakes being known because like. anxiety reasons. or something

Crystal: ik this isn't really a crystal. but tigers eye. it's colour shifts and changes depending on lighting and what angle you're looking at it

Food: anything with partridge berries. partridge berry jam, partridge berry muffins. tart but with the right conditions (sugar, lol) is very nice. a nice tart/sweet berry. love it. i love tart berries

@shinygemstone and open tag. no pressure

post: an animal, place, plant, character, season, hobby, color, crystal, and food that remind you of yourself

Aaayyy cool ask! Animal is rabbit but also shrimp for some reason :) Place is up in a tree, plant is, well, tree! But also grass and crowberry. A character must be Spamton cus I love him so much, but also Spinel :)

Season gotta be spring!! Hobby is art, colour light blue/purple, crystal is rainbow quartz probably... and food is carrot soup!

Um. Maybe someone more wanna join.?@drowninnoodles @bi-pan-whiteout you like these kinda things right

[galaxy-dragon123]

blah blah post about trans spencer reid being important to me blah blah blah something about trying to explore your attraction to women as a trans man and it not being the same thing cismen or cislesbians experience it’s its own awkward thing and such a weird thing to navigate blah blah blah

[jikookpancakes]

JIKOOK FIC RECS that no one asked for (2021)

but im giving anyway because THE TALENT IN THIS FANDOM IS INSANE

long post incoming!! this is probably just part 1 because i wont stop reading anytime soon so i’m inserting that link just in case i do make another one in the future

What’s a Soul Really Worth, Anyway? by thisneedsmorefilth - 130k words, fantasy, demon!jm, witch!jk, listen, this and the next one are my top 2 jikook fics of all time, so well-written, plot so exciting legit reads like a book, better than a lot of books tbh, the world-building is INSANE, jungkook and the gang accidentally summon demon!jimin and chaos ensue, especially for jungkook...and you know why!!!, so funny, angsty, cried so much, happy ending but listen to me: you gotta read the sequel too, YOU GOTTA.

Militat Omnis Amans: The Beginnings by edaen - 92k words, fantasy, werewolf!jk, vampire!jm, forbidden love, super slow burn but super worth it, JIKOOK IN THIS IS MY FAVORITE JIKOOK IN ANY FIC EVER EVER EVER, this is the ultimate all or nothing will freeze hell over for the other kind of love, and the way this is written is just so... how do i describe it. like you can just tell the author wanted to be very realistic with their feelings. you’ve seen the word count, this is SLOW burn. like you will legit feel their struggle to just be able to love each other and while it hurts, it’s also SO GLORIOUS. i love this one so much and if you like reading angst with happy ending but like cranked up to 200% then read this. bonus feels if you read the whole series

Until Dawn (series) by edaen - this is the long series where the previous one above is part of. highly rec if you love fantasy and you wanna read about bts being a rag tag group of supernatural beings fighting evil yay. also it makes the above fic more satisfying because you see more of jikook just being tgt and in love (with bonus angst because of course)

7 Signs by NamHyora - 27k words, secret spies au, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm who is always used as a raven in their operations aka they use jimin and his attractive self to attract people and gather information or acquire targets and all that spy stuff, and his bestie alpha jk is not too happy about it hehe, friends to lovers, iove this one so much i wish it was longer but i think the author is planning to write a sequel!

Drop Like Confetti by annie_vi - 110k words, ceo!jk, age difference, age swap, ahhh i love this fic so much cause jimin smart and mature and has this no bs attitude, and he can keep up with jk despite the age gap and the difference in status/experiences, jk sexy dilf in this one eheh, i love it cause the drama/angst tackles a very real concern for such couples, like there’s no angst just for the sake of having angst, it really makes sense where they’re both coming from, they’re so whipped for eo too so love that for me

Fold it Up Like Origami by annie_vi - 99k words, gamer!jk, model!jm, same author as above and jk is so boyfriend goals in this one and in all this author’s fics in general like wow my standards are so high now i will legit be single forever just reading jikook fics (with no regrets), secret relationship due to their celeb status, well-written as usual, dialogues/banter in this author’s fics are just YES

The Tournament by kinkmins - 34k words, prince!jm, bodyguard!jk, abo, i’ll paste part of the summary here “Prince Jimin gets ready to hold a tournament where 50 alphas compete for a chance to court him, his father the king hires a new bodyguard who is a little too blunt and a little too talkative.“, i really love this oneeeee

Screwed Up and Brilliant by annie_vi - 113k words, escort!jk, jimin needed a date for a work event and in comes jungkook, escort extraordinaire with a no sex rule and jimin is just dasdkjfhasl, a lot of that “is this real or is he just acting” kinda angst, fluff smut angst

Like Everything Glows by annie_vi - 180k words, merman!jm, aquatic vet!jk, ok this is like my 4th rec from this author just read all their fics you’re welcome, this is their first fantasy fic but soso good, i rec’d this to someone who doesn’t really read fics and she really loved it and said “their love is so pure hhh”, she’s right

Track one: I love you by honeydice - 30k words, they’re “just” best friends, lots of pining it hurts, there’s some yoonmin and mentioned past jinmin in this so just noting in case, angst, denial of feelings, siiiiigh

InYou by edaen - 4k words, pwp :), abo, the morning after jikook mating, more sexytimes ensue + fluff

Falling For You Again by Rose_gold715 - 30k words, amnesia au, jk forgets about jimin and idk just something about this hits right in the feels. btw i don’t support the jk hated jm before in real life agenda so i don’t like this fic for that reason but i like this fic because i love me some good painful angst with happy ending.

The President’s Son by AmeliaBedelia - 55k words, bodyguard!jk, president’s son!jm, jk is assigned to shadow jm bc his life is under threat, and things develop :), jm is jk’s gay awakening :) :)

A Touch of Sin by pettey - 102k words, fantasy au, police officer!jk, supernatural!jm, shamanism, LOOK AT THE RANGE OF JIKOOK WRITERS YALL, this is such an interesting concept, so different from every other fic i’ve read, really well-written, sometimes you come across fics and you cant help but go “someone out there rly blessing me with this art for free”

Tears to the Tide by haromame - 65k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, honestly there’s not a lot of abo elements it’s focused more on jungkook having ptsd as he just came from war, established relationship jikook, he comes back home to jimin and things have just... changed. except their love ok THEY LOVE EO SO MUCH this made me cry so f much ugh so good tho.

Zero Hour by edaen - 5k words, canon compliant, a little drabble based around rosebowl jikook, it’s part of a series/collection of canon compliant jikook so if you’re looking for more canon compliant here you go!!, also if you can’t tell already i tend to like several things from a single author, i haven’t read their other fics im legit saving for sad days but i am confident enough to say their other fics are also rec-worthy.

Wonder by wordcouture - 7k words, im sorry in advance, mcd :( pls take care of yourself, i don’t like sad endings ok i don’t, but this is so popular and i was like, ok let’s see what the hype is all about, i get it now, :((((((((((((((((((((, well-written tho, bc the author will manage to crush your heart in just 7k words ha ha

The Omega Revolution by PinkBTS  - 158k words, abo, alpha!jk omega!jm, dystopian au, the hunger games more specifically mockingjay vibes, angst with happy ending but there’s some...things... lost along the way and i think that’s realistic for a dystopian war au, well-written

Blind Switch - 226k words, jockey!jk, rich spoiled brat!jm, jm gets exiled to his grandparents ranch where he meets jk yeehaw, im sorry for the yeehaw, anyway fluff smut angst enemies friends to lovers hurt/comfort slow burn happy ending, all the good stuff, ugh jk so boyfriend goals, also the amount of fluff in the later chapters thank u writer

Finally by Rose_gold715 - 12k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, angst with happy ending, jikook mate out of convenience and jimin runs away from jk and his pack feeling unloved and outcasted, but jungkook goes after him :((

Park Jimin’s Guide to Good Housekeeping by Ashlyn17 - 235k words, fantasy au, when i say jikook has the best fic writers i mean jikook has the best fic writers because THE WORLD-BUILDING in this one?, THE PLOT TWIST?, yesyesyes, jungkook is a powerful fae and jimin is assigned to be his housekeeper hehe, listen my entire fic rec has several that could be great netflix shows and this is definitely one of them

A Spell That Reminds Me of Your Name by Chimneycricket - 42k words, wizards!au, enemies to friends to lovers and the development felt natural, well-written plus the author sometimes makes art of their fics and other jikook fics and posts on twitter, both their fics and art are so good, i’ve heard good stuff about their other fics too :)

that’s it for now!

just a quick one about my preferences: idc about tops/bottoms, i read just about anything but i prefer fantasy and multi-chaptered fics, i love established relationship jikook so hmu with recs anytime, i don’t like reading anything with cheating and mcd, i love fics where jk and jm are just so friggin in love they are just IT for eo, and at the end of the day even if there are elements to the fics i wouldn’t normally read, as long as they’re well-written then i’m all for it

[ilynaevis]

what abt the sibling moot game or ships with trope? (๑>◡<๑)

okay i'm not sure if i'm doing this right bc i haven't rlly done moot games before but 😭 ALSO THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD sorry for spelling or grammar mistakes 

@jungwonize hi sai <3 i ship you with riki tbh.... i'm getting bffs2lovers vibes u guys would probably fight (affectionate) over small things like who gets the last slice of pizza or something like that  Plz + the ppl around you would ask if y'all are friends or enemies bc they rlly just CANNOT tell when half of the time ur at each other’s throats and the other half ur sharing headphones on the bus or whatever </3 @yyunari i am so tempted to say ningning but u and beomgyu would be a good match HEAR ME OUT i know this isn’t a set trope but radio show co-hosts. YEAH. just going back and forth w the playful banter and all ur listeners can tell y’all are whipped for e/o but ur oblivious! bc how could u fall in love with someone who makes deez nuts jokes... right... @yeongwonie  was thinking strangers to lovers IDK THO!! or maybe like classmates to lovers i’m kind of struggling Hold up ok so i’m thinking ur like oh shit i’m failing this one class so this teacher assigns me a tutor and god must be on my side bc it’s the cute boy from my chem (??? just roll with it) class (cue hyunjin) but plot twist hyunjin has been cheating on the tests for like an entire year (i saw this somewhere once but i forgot where !! idk if it was on tumblr so someone let me know if you’ve read something similar i’ll tag them/ leave a link) so ur like wow ur no help ur an idiot and he’s like at least i’m not failing <3 and boom you fall in love @blessed-sky JAKE argue with the wall idc i feel like you guys would be the perfect match now THIS i am certain is strangers to lovers. sorry to be cliche rn but coffee shop au too like the 2 of u would meet at ur local coffee shop where he’s a regular barista n you think he’s rlly cute but obviously u would never tell him that! but then he writes his number on ur cup. so ur shot has been shot for you ! good for you !!!  @chiyuv heeseung i know he’s ur bias and you were probably hoping for him but u guys would be cute together OKAY i’m going to do enemies to lovers for this one i know u like piano and ballet so maybe one of those and you’re competing for first or like a spot in a rlly prestigious overseas program (its head to head bc u and hee are top 2 like no one can  beat u guys) but one day u start thinking he’s cute (and then the pining and angsty stuff happens) fast forward now he’s teasing you for thinking he’s cute. but then he tells you you’re cuter. yeah <3

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hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

[soulcluster-moved]

Favorite Characters Meme List your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people. 

Gamora / Adam Warlock ( Marvel ) — I’M CHEATING AND I DON’T CARE YOU CAN’T STOP ME ! it’s just that they’re so closely tied to my marvel experience, they are the very core of it. I fell in love with Gamora through the MCU and when I wanted more I, obviously, turned to comics and who should I see but golden jesus??? and so I started reading his and I fell in love and I fell in love with both of them and now it’s a never ending cry fest that I subject all of you to every day. I wish I could say I’m sorry but I am not. For Adam, I feel like it’s a blend of how his story handles gender and how he interacts with people, and def I just vibe a lot with his aesthetic lol and for Gamora, I get so many feelings for how she handles her own feelings and relationships, the way she makes decisions, why she acts the way she does, it’s just very interesting to me. I relate to them both a lot

Lara Croft ( Tomb Raider ) — While I kinda played around in the TR games as a kid (yes, I locked Winston in the freezer), I didn’t get into them deeply until the survivor reboot came out. Then I promptly went back and played every game (yes, even Angel of Darkness) and Lara is now one of my favorite characters. I just love how she’s such a nerd and still so kick ass and the way her trauma manifests and affects her, idk I love her

Frederick ( Fire Emblem ) — MY MAN I love him so much. I just, I want a knight who’s gonna knit me sweaters, you know?

Gray Fox ( Metal Gear Solid ) — *curls into a ball* Quiet was a close one on this but Fox just...oof, you know? I did not expect to like him going into the series tbh just because it seemed most of his fanbase just hyped him up being a cyborg and I want something more than that. AND OH BOY DID I GET IT! I guess a lot of it is me reading between the lines of the MG2 dialogue but still....he has such a rich and tragic story, and I did a lot of historical research into him too and learned a lot of things about war, which I feel is what Kojima wanted haha but I love him so very much

Hawke ( Dragon Age ) — DA2 is my favorite DA for one. Second, Hawke’s story just speaks to me, and it makes me so sad what she has to go through, losing her family, what happens to Kirkwall, the ending... THE ENDING GOD! I cried the first time (and I cry a lot during that game, still, actually). It’s such a compelling story to me and I feel so much for Hawke. The found family stuff with the Kirkwall crew just gets me right in the feelers 

Cell ( Dragonball Z ) — I was about to say he was my OG childhood obsession but there was someone before him...and before the others...so we won’t go down that dark road. But idk I can’t really explain this. I just love him. The style, the drama, his past, his motivations, it’s some Good Shit

Aerith Gainsborough ( Final Fantasy ) — Ok she’s another childhood obsession. I think my first fanfic actually involved her (it was her and Cloud reuniting fix-it fic, because of course it was). A secret: as a kid I thought her ribbons were her ears. idk I was like, well I guess that’s normal, it’s a game, idc. But yes, I love her for her sassiness and just in general how great she is

Elisa Maza ( Gargoyles ) — a true icon for little me. Don’t tell my mom, I would pretend to go to bed and then sneak the TV on to watch Gargoyles cause it only came on on the late night block. She’s been a favorite since I was a kid

Fujin ( Mortal Kombat ) — would you judge me if I said it was the braid that got me first? ...I’m a sucker... but then I saw more of him and he’s so gentle and such a nerd aND HE HAS PUNS and he loves humanity and learning about them and ??? HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM ??? 

Soseki ( Harvest Moon ) — I love one sad tragic man with my whole heart. These games have such surface level information but he’s just so sweet and full of puns and flirting and I just love him...I don’t know what else to say but I have a lot of strong memories and connections tied to his character and I feel very close to him.

Tagged by: @dcvinepurpcse (ty!!) Tagging: @mxrvelledwebs, @charllatan, @cornerstonc, @espektros, @tempesttragedy, @madamhatter, @cosmicacy, @trivialitiiies, @merveiilles, @luciferian-drama, @spakona and please steal it!

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Wow! It’s the second part!

Maknae line *air horns*

Read part 1 here! ✨

Ggtrj / Gwennie • @kunswifegwen

I’m actually so thankful Z added u to the gc bc I seriously think you made us complete. I just adopted u (without abi knowing) and I feel like it’s a GOOD fit bc u remind me a lot of well,,me (in a good way) and not just bc we have the SAME NAME. This is ur first peach anniversary, and I hope it’s not ur last bc I love u being in the gc, and ur public fights w Z are amazing to witness anyway I wanna get closer to you in the future and love u Etc etc ok byeeeee!!

Things that remind me of you •_•

•”whore”

•3/4 of the couple line

•1/3 of the chain smokers line (🌿)

•my child

•model trains

•fighting

•hot Cheetos

•vans

•locals

•lionel Ritchie

•the color blue

•frogs

•toes

My favorite memory of you •.•

•it wasn’t long ago, but when u accidentally Ft the gc and I was the only one who answered. We only talked for like 2:30 but I had fun 😌and it was like our first time talking irl it was cute haha

Ur fav memory of me •.•

✧･ﾟ:* ♡ *:･ﾟ✧

Cissy • @bbjisungg

Cisssssyyy!!! I wish u talked more😔but Ik that even tho u aren’t that active, ur still close and I’ll always consider u a close friend and I WILL ALWAYS TAG U IN TAG GAMES UNTIL I DIEEEEEE

Things that remind me of you •.•

•sneaking

•Jisung

•💕💞

•ferns 🌿

•”bet”

•toes

My fav memory of you•.•

•obvi when we sluthed together but also when u first joined the gc bc of the energy and the vibe we all had together I thought it was great 🥺

✧･ﾟ:* ♡ *:･ﾟ✧

Zainoo / z • @huangvibez

Z Ily so much omg I think ur so funny and cute and watching u fight Gwen is iconic. I think this past month we didn’t really get much closer, BUT THATS Ok! Ur still someone who I really love and I’m glad we’re pretty close all n all. Keep doing u sweet child😌 and treat my new kid RIGHT (I don’t really get ur relationship but good for u)

Things that remind me of u •_•

•we bare bears

•frogs

•Gwen (I’m not kidding)

•the letter Z

•green

•”I-“

•4/4 of the couple squad

•🍑🧀🧦👁👄👁 these emojis in that order

•lactose intolerance

•cheaters

•toes

My favorite memory of u •.•

•when we were the last two on the first ft call (on discord) and we talked abt that cute brand but we couldn’t remember the name, like I can’t remember the name now

Your fav memory of me•

•I ran out of pictures but I’ll type it out

“Hmmm that one call where you were making that power point”

“When you tried convincing your parents to let your best friend to live with you”

✧･ﾟ:* ♡ *:･ﾟ✧

Elie • @bbyyangiex2

elie ur the bb of the gc but ur not a bb, ur like the toughest person Ik. The amount of times the gc turns into a cult for u should be worrying (our current name is elievators) but I’m not worried at all. U are disgusted by the couples and I respect that,,, but also am anxiously awaiting the day u get a gf and realize how great marriage is😌 I love hating on men w you, and comparing u secretly to the gum wayv picks up on their shoes (not that I think ur the gum, just that u stick to them like it 😌)

Things that remind me of u•

•wayv

•50s dance shoes

•getting bit by a dog

•nctnetwrite

•the Addams family

•edits

•lesbianism

•FINGERS (mmuuhahahaha)

My favorite memory of you•.•

•it’s actually when u wanted to be an admin for nctnetwrite and you helped make all the photos and such,, I really feel like we got closer doing all of that idk if that makes sense

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

I love all of you, happy anniversary 😌💞💕

For the three month we’re having a video call idc what you have to say

[youidiotprince]

I’m so late sorry 😭😭 but I want to give some love to @snorbs @virisbitch @yasminora @sundaymorninghangover @sophsfaves @jensrolt

no worries you’re not too late so it’s all good!!

@snorbs I just recently raved about your gifs in another ask so I won’t spend too much time on that but your gifs!! are amazing!! also I loveee the more meme-like ones you’ve done recently!! (senne + coffee for example) you also seem so friendly and kind and fun on my dash!! I also stan you for being such a senne fan like that’s such a good choice (ps ace rights baby!!)

@virisbitch I am once again asking where do I begin when complimenting kallie?? we all know you have jokes for days without even trying but honestly I just think it’s really cool the space you’ve carved out on the internet for you and your followers. I feel like you have such a good rapport with so many different mutuals and so many people love your blog and idk I feel like the vibe is everyone would just like to hang out on your blog and I think it’s awesome that you’ve created that kind of chill welcoming space. this doesn’t make sense but idc!!

@yasminora you made it again!! so hi this time I’ll compliment your editing skills bc you always have amazing icons and layouts and I really love your header rn!! like I’m actually really obsessed with it it’s so pretty

@sundaymorninghangover julian you are such a strong and caring person!! the fact that you organized a gc that’s a safe space for teens in the skam fandoms bc the actual fandoms aren’t actually a safe space for their target audience very often is so incredible (I hope that’s been going well) and you’re so fearless in standing up for what you believe is right which I’m not really great at always so you’re an inspiration. also you’re funny, just thought I’d throw that in there.

@sophsfaves okay you’re like really really funny I’ve laughed out loud at so many of your posts and I love seeing you on my dash!! and your remake is amazing like the fact that you’ve planned out all these details of it?? I’m so impressed I could never haha I feel like making an actual entire remake is sooo much work and paying attention to so much detail and idk you’ve done it so well bc your remake sounds so good!! I love reading your posts about it and I love seeing you be passionate about it. (also pls send me Isak’s dad’s ig papa ijzermans needs competition).

@jensrolt omg hi hello you also got tagged again!!! here is some more love bc so many people love you and that’s awesome!!! this time I’ll just comment on the aesthetics of your blog bc I love your layout and how minimalistic and pretty it is and also Hanna 😍

anonymously (or not) send me your favorite blogs and i will compliment them because the world needs more positivity in 2020!!

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Stuff I love # 4: Incredibles 2

So the movie just came out, aah! I waited 14 years for the sequel. OBVIOUS SPOILER ALERT SINCE THE MOVIE LITERALLY JUST CAME OUT! There are other spoilers but I won’t spoil the movie’s Big Bad!

SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERS AHEAD (is this enough for you?)

What I loved about the fam + Lucius and Edna but they are fam too so it’s cool Helen/Elastigirl: She is so strong! She has two superpowers: elasticity and being an awesome mom. I like how they switched it up with having the mom get an awesome opportunity. But I felt kinda bad that she didn’t get to see her family for most of the movie. Bob/Mr. Incredible: He was so awesome, he learned how to deal with his kids the right way aka his way. All of them are really different and have strong personalities especially his youngest kid. I enjoyed all his family scenes, they were so funny! Violet: Aah, adolescence... A painful time, especially if you have superpowers. She likes this guy but he uncovers her identity on accident. His memory of her taking of the mask is wiped clean, but also his crush on her, him knowing her and him asking her out and the date they made. I loved her determination though, it sometimes went away cuz “unrequired” (please, they start dating in the end) crushes can bring you down. Her and her brothers have the funniest dynamic ever! Dash: Funny the way he is, like the first movie. Did you wash your hands? *Speeds to sink* With soap? *Speeds to sink again* Did you dry them off? *Violently shakes off his wet hands and props croissant in his mouth*. Never chance, Dash! Jack-Jack: The best! The crème de la crème of this movie! I kinda hope he gets to keep all 17 of his powers. It would be so fun and messy at the same time! Lucius/Frozone: Still annoyed his wife didn’t get screen time. He is just so chill and cool (hehe I’m lame) and he deserves the absolute best. Edna: Her and Jack-Jack radiate chaotic good and lawful evil duo vibes. You can decide who is who in this. I love her! She is amazing!

Favourite part(s) (The movie was a goldmine of amazing-ness, but these 5 aspects were the best). - The Jack-Jack and Raccoon fight was so funny and cool, the best scene of the entire movie! - Violet and Dash being badass while also babysitting Jack-Jack. - Helen being so good, she wants to save the antagonist (yeah I can keep this spoiler free!) from drowning and/or impact impound(?) from hitting the surface too hard (idk English isn’t my native so Idc to look it up). - Just Lucius and Edna being Lucius and Edna! - Bob falling asleep reading Jack-Jack a bedtime story instead of Jack-Jack falling asleep. Also when he puts an entire table above Jack-Jack’s bed.

I haven’t posted one of these in such a long time. Reasons; 1: I had exams. 2: The World Cup began as the craze for it did. 3: I recently lost a close relative so I didn’t feel like it until now. Sidenote: Nicholas Bird is tagged since he voiced monster!Jack-Jack. Ps: Hope you have an Incredible time like I did! (yeah I am lame like that).

[starrykiwis]

i was tagged by @thepinkufo to answer this 92 truths thingy thank uuuu agatha my love,, well i did it quite a while ago but here i am again. hope u had a nice day.

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LAST…


[1] drink: water


[2] phone call: my sister i guess


[3] text message: my sister


[4] song you listened to: landslide by fleetwood mac thank u agatha for sending me that audio i loved it


[5] time you cried: like... a month ago or a few weeks ago


 [6] dated someone twice: nope


[7] been cheated on: nah


[8] kissed someone and regretted it: i havent reaaally kissed anyone... ever


[9] lost someone special: yep


[10] been depressed: idk tbh i’d say . . .almost or maybe


[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no omg i h8 throwing up ugh,,, not to be random but i recently found out i like beer.. .  no one asked but i’m saying it anyway bye

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:


[12] purple


[13] yellow


[14] orange

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…


[15] made new friends: i did i’m happy bout it


[16] fallen out of love: noooo  oo 


[17] laughed until you cried: thanks lord i have it’s gr8


[18] found out someone was talking about you: idk really idc


[19] met someone who changed you: yeah i guess so


[20] found out who your true friends are: hm no


[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: again, no


[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: basically everyone i don’t have too many people on my fb


[23] do you have any pets: one dog, my angel


[24] do you want to change your name: no i don’t


[25] what did you do for your last birthday: hm i watched the olympics on tv and yeah spent the day with my family at home doing nothing at all i don’t really like birthdays tbh


[26] what time did you wake up: today at 10am i’ve been sleeping a lot lately


[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping


[28] name something you cannot wait for: finding myself somehow? also coming out as a lesbian (i guess?) bc i’m fucking claustrophobic in this closet binch narnia can choke bye


[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: i live w her and she’s in the same room as me <3


[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: not a lot actually? it’s not abt my life at all, it’s me ..my life is okay


[31] what are you listening to right now: the tv but i’m not paying attention as usual


[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: i don’t think so lol


[33] something that is getting on your nerves: myself (leaving agatha’s answer here)


[34] most visited website: lately i’d say youtube and tio google mesmo


[35] elementary: nice


[36] high school: it was okay a bit messy but okay


[37] college: i’m about to start uni next month send me good vibes


[38] hair colour: brown


[40] do you have a crush on someone: atm i don’t think so (((and btw agatha i love u)))


[41] what do you like about yourself? i can easily see beauty in stuff


[42] piercings: just the ears and i dont like it but it wasnt my choice


[43] blood type: A+ (i spent a lot time thinking it was O+ wtf)


[44] nickname: isa, ing, indie


[45] relationship status: *sighs* i’m single and gay


[46] zodiac sign: leo don’t judge me


[47] pronouns: she/her


[48] fav tv show(s): everything and every type of stuff? okay then pll, criminal minds, madeline, friends, fresh prince of bel air, voltron. . .idk i forgot something whats my name where am i oh hi


[49] tattoos: i want flowers!!! but i have none atm rip


[50] right or left handed: right handed

FIRST…


[51] surgery: i took some teeth out


[52] piercing: ears


[53] best friend: julia i guess she was my neighbour


[54] sport: swimming


[55] vacation: i cant rmr rn lol


[56] pair of trainers: cant rmr


[57] eating: hm i guess fruits


[58] drinking: milk from my mother surely (leaving agatha’s answer again)


[59] i’m about to: sigh


[60] listening: nothing specific


[61] waiting for: watch dunkirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11khkshjskfhdjJHSKJASHKJ


[62] want: to meet the sea again during the night and feel the fresh wind in my face and the sand through my toessss


[63] get married: i don’t plan on that & can’t really see this happening


[64] career: well idk??? but.. . probably a librarian

YOUR TYPE…


[65] hugs or kisses: idk hugs i guess maybe both


[66] lips or eyes: idk??yeah


[67] shorter or taller: idc


[68] older or younger: my age or older


[69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous


[70] nice arms or nice stomach: idc


[71] sensitive or loud: hm idk whaTAT


[72] hook up or relationship: probs relationships?? idk


[73] troublemaker or hesitant: idk.. . man these were hard i’m telling you

HAVE YOU EVER…


[74] kissed a stranger? no


[75] drank hard liquor? yeah


[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? no i dont wear them


[77] turned someone down? yep


[78] sex on first date? nein


[79] broken someone’s heart? i hope not :// idk


[80] had your own heart broken? no wow


[81] been arrested? oh no


[82] cried when someone died? yes


[83] fallen for a friend: nevah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…


[84] yourself? sometimes...


[85] miracles? hmmm...maybe


[86] love at first sight? não


[87] santa claus? i never really did


[88] kiss on the first date? ?? w?w?it happens??obvs


[89] angels? i do


[90] current best friend’s name: i don’t have a “main” best friend. my friends are the best people ever i love them


[91] eye colour: brown


[92] favourite movies: oh omg idk im lazy rn bye!!!!

idk who to tag so yeah i’ll do it randomly @walkingintheamm @fairylightsstyles @harrystylesgotmefuckedup @magic-view @stardustsharry @harrysera @androgynoustyles (i hope u come back soon) @cheshirepuddin @eyy-jenny @mizpahes @latelatestyles @sweetcreatured ignore it if you don’t want to do this! hope yall had a nice day

[grapefruitwoozi]

I was tagged by @kyebumzu-official (thank uu~)

i tag: @soonhosh @k-linyong @krbiy @ilovewoozi 

Your top 10 biases?  

Amber Liu f(x)

Lee Jihoon (seventeen)

Kim Namjoon (bts)

Kim Hansol (topp dogg)

Kim Kibum (shinee)

Rocky (astro)

Kim Yugyeom (got7)

Joy (red velvet)

Yoojung (ioi)

Chele (nct dream)

First group I listened to/liked? snsd!!! awwwh

Do you prefer boy groups or girl groups? depends on how gay i feel each day Favorite female group? f(x)!!!!!!

Favorite male group? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh bts, topp dogg, and seventeen are all p tied tbh so idk Favorite female solo artist? can i say amber??? bc amber if i can count her as a soloist. But if not then Lim Kim!!!! (pls appreciate her shes so great) Favorite male solo artist? jay park  Top 3 Groups? f(x), topp dogg, bts Favorite Kpop Song? i dont know like, favorite over anything always, but right now its fxxk it by big bang

Favorite happy Kpop song? chewing gum by nct dream hELL YEAH

Favorite Kpop sad song? rainy day by topp dogg

Favorite Kpop smut song? listen i cant think of any smutty kpop song rn for some reason and this isnt even kpop but lu by luhan is my shit lmaoooooo its barely even smutty but idc

Favorite Kpop song of 2017 so far? knock knock by twice or never ever by got7

Favorite debut? astro!! :’))

Favorite debut of 2017 so far? tbh idk lmao

Favorite mv of 2017 so far? knock knock 

Favorite mv? uhhhhh im not sure tbh

Favorite album/mini album? i do not know at all

Favorite album/mini album of 2017 so far? idk that eITHER IM AWFU L WHOOPS

Your ultimate bias? amber liu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Favorite GIF of your ultimate bias? 

Favorite picture of your ultimate bias? literally all of them i cant pick 

Favorite thing about your bias? shes the most wonderful, sweetest, genuine person in the whole entire world. shes so real and honest and shes so open i’ve never seen anyone be as wonderful as her and i just love how genuine she is. she loves everyone and its amazing

Was he your bias from the start? im not sure if this means like, out of all the groups i like or just out of f(x) bc if its the first then no, because key was but then immediately after i found out abt amber i fell in love so she became my ult. and for the second one, yes bc i never even looked at the other members like “are they my bias??” bc like, amber.

Have you ever changed biases more than 3 times and in what group? nah. not more than three. but i changed biases in got7 and shinee lmao. 

Favorite Ship? soonhoon, namjin, verkwan, taekook, and yoonmin are all p much tied lmao

Do you ship the “mom & dad” in your favorite group? yeah!

Who’s the mom and dad in your favorite group? namjoon n jin

Who do you end up liking more in groups; Leaders, Maknaes, mood makers, vocal, rap, “mom”, “dad”, English speaker, drummer, guitarist, pianist? tbh idk i like any one ??? i guess most of my biases can rap? like they arent all the rappers but they can rap? or english speakers too idk my biases r all different lmaoo

If your bias got a girlfriend/boyfriend how would you feel? I would be happy for them n just hope their boyfriend or girlfriend treat them well and keep them happy (also lowkey salty it wasnt me lmao lbr)

How would you feel if your bias came out gay/lesbian/bisexual/etc.? if any of the girls did id be like oh hELL YEAH FUCK YEAH MY BABIES COME LOVE ME AND KISS ME but any of my biases in general if they came out id be like “welcome to the gay life babies we got refreshments n love for u~”

Do you think any kpop idols are gay/lesbian/bisexual/etc.? definitely. i think theres no way EVERY. SINGLE. IDOL. is straight. its just not realistic.

If so; who? I'd rather not say bc i dont feel like fighting with ppl but i do have a lot in mind

Favorite kpop blog? currently its @blood-sweat-and-sin 10/10

Favorite kpop scenario blog? i dont have a fav lmao

Favorite kpop smut blog? i dont have a fav for this either 

Favorite Kpop fanfic? uhhhhh idk ive been enjoying this kim hansol fic called “my butterfly” on wattpad, its really good but they havent updated in a while cries. as for finished ones idk heres my wattpad finished list 

Favorite show with kpop idols? i do not know

Do you prefer saying “Oppa” or being called “Noona”? bye g2g

Is it cuter when KPop Idols know your language or don’t know it and try to speak it? when they dont really know it and try speak it bc their accents sound super cute and the english is broken :’) i lov

BIGBANG: “Bang Bang Bang” or “We like 2 Party”?

iKon: “#WYD” or “Rhythm Ta”?

Monsta X: “Perfect Girl” or “All in”?

BTS: “Save Me” or “Fire”?

EXO: “Monster” or “Growl”?

Astro: “Breathless” or “Hide&Seek”?

Red Velvet vs. EXID: “Ice Cream Cake” or “Up & Down”?

4Minute: “Crazy” or “Hate”?

NCT U vs NCT 127: “The 7th Sense” or “Fire Truck”?

Got7: “Just Right” or “Fly”?

Amber vs Ailee: “Borders” or “Insane”?

FTISLAND: “Take Me Now” or “Pray”?

History: “Queen” or “Might Just Die”?

KNK: “Knock” or “Back Again”?

Day6: “Congratulations” or “Letting Go”?

Block B: “Her” or “Toy”

ZICO: “I am You, You are Me” or “Boys And Girls”?

B.A.P: “Feel So Good” or “Young, Wild & Free?”

Seventeen: “Very Nice” or “Adore U”?

Taeyeon: “I (feat Verbal Jint)” or “Why”?

G-Dragon Vs. Taeyang: “Who you?” or “Eyes, Nose, Lips”

BTS: “The Most Beautiful Moment In Life Series” or “Dark & Wild”?

Day6: “The Day” or “DAYDREAM?”

BIGBANG: “A” or “M”

Monsta X: “The Clan, Pt.1 ” or “Rush”?

Seventeen: “Boys Be” or “First Love&Letter”?

EXO: “Ex’ACT” or “Love Me Right”?

Astro: “Spring Up” or “Summer Vibes”?

Vixx: “Chained Up” or “Error”?

EXO or BTS? bts

SISTAR or Red Velvet? red velvet

NCT U or NCT 127? nct dream

Girls’ Day or Girls Generation? girls generation

Seventeen or GOT7? seventeen

Winner or iKon? idk

Block B or Beast? block b

Romeo or Astro? astro !!!

Jimin or Jungkook? jimin~~

Xiumin or Chanyeol? xiu!!!

Taeyeon or Ailee? AILEE 

G-Dragon or Taeyang? gd!

Amber or Henry? Amber!!

Wooshin or Hwanhee (up10tion)? wooshin~

Jeonghan or Dino? lee chan!

Taemin or Jonghyun? jjong

Seulgi or Irene? seulgi

Got7: Markson or Markjin? 

Red Velvet: JoyGi or WenRi joyri

BTS: VKook or JiKook?

EXO: Hunhan or Kaisoo?

Monsta X: Showhyuk or Jookyun?

Topp Dogg: Hanjoo or Xenissi?

NCT: TaeTen or JaeYong?

Seventeen: Meanie or Jeongcheol? soonhoon

iKon: Double B or Double J (Junhwan)?

[reachthezeneth]

tagged by: @hotdadlicense thank you loml <3

1. why did you choose your url?

I've used this url for like 10 years? It's based off my name and I think it's witty because it looks like zenith (highest point). I'm hilarious I know.

2. any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them?

@reachthezene which was where I put my non f1 stuff but now Idc so I just put random stuff in there tbh. There's no logic behind anything I do

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

Well this account is new but I think the first one I started was in like 2011? So 10 years or so

4. do you have a queue tag?

I think I did but I can't find it and I don't remember it but I might start another one

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I think it was Supernatural?? So back in 2005+- the CW used to have like a thread/blog for their shows and I was there but around 5 years later everyone left for Tumblr so I followed them here

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Who doesn't love Buck?! I did the bi edit for the representation we need & look at his smile! 🥰

7. why did you choose your header?

Sometimes I think about adding a header but I've yet to decide on one. I need something iconic™ tho like y'all have amazing headers!!!

8. how many mutuals do you have?

I've yet to see someone that knows this lol but like more than one. of this I am sure.

9. how many followers do you have?

Considering the quality of this blog I am shocked to say over 150 which ???

10. how many people do you follow?

I usually like to keep it around 50 and that's where I am at right now. Less than 60

11. have you ever made a shitpost?

??? all of my posts ??? Idk how to answer this lol

12. how often do you use tumblr each day?

I'm going to be honest, I didn't enjoy this app for a while earlier in the year but once I realized I can do whatever I want, I'm on waaay too much

13. did you ever fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

There are blogs I don't vibe with and those I strongly dislike but I just talk shit about them with friends. I don't need to start fights haha

14. how do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts?

I had my share of moral pressure at church tyvm

15. do you like tag games?

I loooove tag games!!!

16. do you like ask games?

Does someone like tag games but not ask games or vice versa like genuine question now. But yes I do, thank you for asking

17. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

lol like all my Tumblr mutuals are famous and I love that for them!!! I am here to boost their work and to praise them in the tags <333

18. do you have a crush on a mutual?

Low-key would marry some of them but y'all aren't ready for that conversation 💍❤️

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