#always-a-slut-for-doritos

[uncorrectintamed]

At the store getting snacks

Jin Ling: [raising his voice to talk to the juniors at the other end of the aisle] Do you want any chips?

Lan Jingyi: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

[0idontgetsleep0]

Jade: (raises voice enough to be heard from the aisle) do you want chips?

Floyd: (at full volume) IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[silvertrashpanda]

Hajime, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Mitsuru at the other end of the aisle: Do you want some chips?

Mitsuru, at full volume: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

I said chubby Remus hcs in connection to buff Virgil and I am here to deliver!!

CW: suggestive, body issues

Remus and Roman are built the same so keep that in mind

Remus knows he isn't skinny or built like a Disney prince or a dorito but does that bother him? Nope!

When Roman starts to bemoan his fate, Remus will point out that chubby was the ideal royal body type or

Remus will do his "my great great great granny survived the famine" dance. And yes, he sluts it up to prove a point

This dork is not afraid to show some skin and if that gets a certain spider to secretly ogle him, well that's just a bonus

When he's not eating toiletries and stationary supplies, Remus actually has a very balanced diet. Naturally he indulges in sweets and fatty food, because he can and it tastes good

Virgil absolutely loves his squishy dukey. He's so cute and cuddly, and soft

Remus is thrilled whenever Virgil uses his thighs or tummy as a pillow

This man jiggles when he walks, and dammit if he doesn't make it sexy as hell

One time he wore a corset (that he stole from Roman) just for fun and Virgil tore it off because he doesn't need to hide himself. Remus was too busy being gay for buff Virgil to completely understand

Roman was not happy about the destroyed corset but it could have been so much worse and he knows it

Remus is a tough puppy when it comes to criticism, especially about his gorgeous body, but he would be devastated if Virgil ever tried to suggest he lose weight

The only time that came close was when Virgil suggested Remus start working out with him. He quickly explained that it would be great to bulk up and let off steam (and not so quick to admit he wanted to spend time with Remus)

When they're cuddling and Virgil is really tired or maybe a little drunk, he will absolutely cover Remus' tummy in kisses. Occasionally he'll include the thighs too. Remus is a ticklish guy so he always giggles like crazy

Remus has taken up belly dancing to show off his stuff. And yes, he wants to show off for Virgil, who always seems to be straining to sit still during his performances

Roman is the exact opposite when it comes to his body. Occasionally Remus will try to bolster his confidence, only to be shot down. Remus always vents his frustrations to Virgil while Virgil cuddles him

"I'm an earthquake in the bedroom! Sink into my holes and watch everything shake! Watch your back San Francisco, I will destroy you!" -Remus trying to flirt

Virgil is at least a little amused. It's not like this dork mentioned "daddy milkers" again

I cannot stress enough how much Remus loves the fact that Virgil can carry two of him with little strain. He knows he's a big boy, which means that Virgil is fully capable of skull crushing. And Remus has a skull meant to be crushed!!

But he'll take being squished and adored too. His Scare Bear loves squishing him in the warmest hugs

Virgil tends to grab him by his softest bits to pull him closer in general. Remus knows his bf can't get enough of his sexy body, and he can have as much as he wants!!

Hell Y E S Chubby Dukey!!! I L O V E L O V E L O V E how fucking confident Ree is about his body manz knows he's the whole damn menu wearing crop tops/any revealing outfits and his B U F F Emo definitely agrees <3 Also the tummy kisses P L E A S E that's S O fucking cute he's just a giggly mess as Vee worships his body and showers him in affection!!! He adores a gentle Spider who looks like he can C R U S H him but he'll still take getting carried around and smooches any day <3

[buckdefender]

Tommy: Evan, which chips do you want with dinner?

Buck: I'm always a slut for doritos.

Tommy: Evan!

[mothtowers]

thinking about pre au-boom undertale fanworks. I miss you comics about the characters taking frisk to school. I miss you PTA sans. I miss you comics where sans says something 2016 like "Im always a slut for doritos" and papyrus' head becomes a realistic skull.

[shalikneez]

fourth wing thoughts (no spoilers):

while reading:

- MIRA IS HOT she reminds me of totk zelda

- xaden scares me lowk

- why is xaden so mf big. HUH?! enormous ginamanasaurus motherfucker. in my head he’s 5 foot 10 inches and sleeper bod. next question

- i know rhiannon is sexy. need more of her!

- omg chronic illness mc YES

- violet is so cool lowk like acknowledges her weaknesses ✅ improves herself ✅ isn’t annoying ✅ isn’t a bitch unless ur a bitch to her first ✅ smart as fuck ✅

- bitchass jack barlowe reminds me of nacho cheese doritos.

- dain more like DAMN why don’t u shut the hell up 🤣

- dain is so protective savior complex core like bro has no faith in her aaaahdhdh honestly i would have snapped sooner because like why is he always talking like she’s a child and needs to be saved

- xaden on the other hand is always hyping her up. which is great but occasionally he goes over the top imo . we get it ur down bad my guy

- she’s sooooo silly calling xaden out in public all the time

- so happy dain x violet romance didn’t last. he reminds me of chaol from throne of glass

- ngl thought violet was gonna be the whiny shy useless mc but the whole book up to 60% is all about her getting stronger and cooler and hotter and she’s confident and figures her shit out without complaining

- i loooove her and her sibling’s relationship. it’s so real ngl. book of brennan is so cute. brennan and mira, and mira and violet. i love them.

- violets armor from mira is so cool ik she looks hot in it. fan art better slay

- NAOLIN MENTIONED ‼️‼️

- if she says “rippling muscle” or “he’s so beautiful” one more fucking time—expand ur vocabulary girl 😩

- dain bruh stfuuuuu bro is so annoying he probs looks like this 🤓

- so many cliches but all the cool world building and shit balances it out so well like i don’t even mind that much

- yeah she’s gonna get a special dragon obvi

- i was right 🤭

- dragon descriptions make me 😁😁😁 it’s so httyd and so much detail and care put into it i love it

- dragon world building is so 💗💗

- tairn the dragon u are so cool to me

- i want a dragon

- i miss mira

- xaden is so cool. reminds me of a wolf

- TAIRN IS SO UNSERIOUS 🤣🤣 sarcastic ass dragon

- MATES LMAOOOO so sarah j maas coded

- LIAM IS SOOOO CUTE so puppy dog :) sawyer too

- oh the telepathic connections. it’s so sjm up in here

- telepathy aspect is cool tho i like how this author writes it <3

- why r the dragons getting hot and heavy 🥵 🤨

- omg kisss!

- MIRA OMYGOD I LOVE U I MISSED U SO MUCH MY WARRIOR QUEEN

- ngl around 70% it’s not as entertaining as all the deathly challenges and trials from the beginning

- omg violets power 😮 im a slut for opposite aesthetics

- oh. not a fan of the monster dick sex. uncomfy lowk. good for them though 👍

- ok politics. i don’t care that much.

- OKAY CLICHE DIALOGUE I SEE YOU it’s so weird i’m not even that bothered by it when normally i would be

- this is becoming more romance than death-defying war college stuff :/

- lovers quarrel. lovers share trauma. then lovers make up. idgaf!

- me when the romance book is romancing 😐

- basic adult romance dialogue! welcome back. how are you today

- more monster dick sex. how lovely.

- xaden’s muscles keep rippling. bro stay still!

- man what kinda sex is rebecca yarros having 🧐👁️

- omg plot

- omg TENSION! BETRAYAL! TWISTS!

- oh the climactic end-of-book battle. ngl none of these details are processing in my head. what fight?

- i know someone had to die but why that particular person. man :(

- i’m sure this battle and strategy and action scenes are so slay. i’m dissociating tho lol

- aw xaden likes her so much. simp

- CLIFFHANGER 😮

overall: i liked the first half better than the second half. first 50% was soooo addicting. i loved the world building and dragons and war college and challenges so much but i’m just not a huge romance person. like the romantic buildup is amazing but afterwards i’m just meh. of course there was the expected tropey/ cliche/ booktok moments BUT most of it was overshadowed by how great the other aspects of the writing was. i dissociated at the end and didn’t really feel attached to violet or xaden or even the dragons (this is a me problem) but i think the ending is great set up for book 2 (will probs give it a read). like u can tell where the book is going but then the author does something unique to make it a little different than other books in this genre, so idk how many surprises book 2 will have. the fact that i read this is in less than 24 hours says a lot though. i hope mira comes back :D

[computer-cacophony]

HGS Incorrect Quote

*The main four are at the market in Lyngarth*

Sage: Do you guys want any chips?

Rosemary: *in the distance, at full volume* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

[ncityavenue]

Tough Love

Disclaimer: Chenle being an asshole (sorry chenle stans), Haechan being your venting stock, a situation that works itself out, Enemies to friends/lovers by chance???, slut shaming, and that's abt it!

A/N: Sorry if this boring I had no other ideas

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" Wait so you're mad at chenle for what now?" Haechan questioned only paying half attention to you while he was playing his game.

"He called me a Slut for wearing a two piece set and a slightly see-through on the top part." You poke your lips out a bit frowning.

" ah he didn't mean that, he's not always in a good mood after practice y'know." Haechan shrugged off.

"Haechan, this isn't the first time though. Your little teammates always has something to say about me whether it's good or bad. I mean, the good ones could stay but-" You say, He only sighed.

"Y/n, Do you want me to talk to them about it?" Haechan turned himself around to face you for the first time since he's been on the game.

"Yes, more-like Chenle though. He's dick riding HARD." You exaggerate, grabbing a bag of chips in haechan's stashed snacks in his closet.

He only chuckled knowing his friend could definitely be on anyone who breathes case, " Oh, and you said he pointed out your see-through shirt?"

"Yes, it made me a little embarrassed. Plus, I've worn that set before many times and no one else noticed but him AND I was infront of Poor jisung. I know he wasn't ready to see boobs." You explained, taking a bite out of your doritos chip.

Haechan started to chuckle more, "Chenle was eye fucking you that's why, he was definitely looking at your double d's "

You silently made an 'oh' sound. You started to think, Chenle is always the first one to look your way when you enter the room not even haechan snaps his neck that hard at you and he's your best friend. Does he like you? Couldn't be. He degrades you any chance he gets, and not in the way you like.

"Do- do you think he likes me?"

"Yes I do."

"Really? Like for real? Why– did he tell you? You can tell me I won't embarrasse him or anything."

"He didn't tell me jack- it's just obvious, I've been his friend for years I know when he likes a girl. He weirdly bullies them and wonder why they don't like him back." Haechan said.

"Ah I see, so it's hard for him to express his feelings without being mean?"

Haechan laughed at your sudden curiosity, "I don't know you should go see for yourself."

Coincidentally, Chenle busts through Haechan door.

"Dude what the hell?! I keep telling you about coming in my room like that, I could've been fucking y/n or Jacking off" Haechan scolded, you slightly cringe at his words.

"You are not helping hyuck.." You said, he apologized before returning his attention back to Chenle.

"I thought you left like hours ago, why are you still here?" Chenle questioned you.

"Because I can."

He rolled his eyes before going to talk to haechan but was cut off before he can even begin his sentence, "why are you so mean to them?"

"It's fun that's why."

"But you don't seem to be mean with any of my other friends outside of our team. It's just them." Haechan points out.

"Since when do you stick up for them?" Chenle asked furrowed his eyebrows.

"Because they're my friend???" Haechan raised an eyebrow, you stayed silent understanding not to get in between their mini argument.

"Obviously, you're not in a good mood. Lost a match? I'll just go ask Mark for the favor then."Chenle announced before slamming the door, Obviously bothered with the confrontation.

You pursed your lips looking down before sipping your soda, "Well then, I was not expecting that."

"You're right though, I should definitely say more to him about his insults on you." Haechan nodded at you.

"I don't want you to sweat it hyuck, I should take care of this myself. It's just I don't wanna get called sensitive again as I did before by him."

"He's so mean when he wants to, I'm sorry about him."

"Don't apologize, I got this, if you see Chenle crying with a red print on his face don't look this way."You joked.

Haechan turned back to you with a small smile, "Oh I'll definitely won't."

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You spent a couple more minutes in haechan's room before leaving to go get something to eat, you took yourself to the kitchen trying to look for something.

You went in the cabinet reaching to the top to find some donuts, you knock them down with your hand successfully catching it in your hand.

You poured yourself some more soda, you turned to leave but boom! Was met with a chest. Just by the loose white t-shirt you knew exactly that it was Chenle.

"Can you watch where you're going?" Chenle scoffed.

"Bitch, you were in my way??" You spat back.

"Who are you talking to?"

"You."

"So you wanna argue or something again, did haechan sent you out here to pick on me?"

"Pick on you? How would I pick on you when you came in here AFTER ME? Plus I don't say shit to you, do you realize every encounter we have you're the first to talk shit?" You now placed your snacks on the counter with your hands on your hips.

"Because it's just so fun seeing you frustrated." Chenle giggled a bit, you started to think Haechan is friends with a Sadist.

"What the fu- okay can you just let me get back to Haechan's room." You demanded more than asked.

"What if I don't want to?"

You closed your eyes and inhaling then exhaling, " and what if I kick you in the nuts?"

"Babe that would hurt."

You nearly choked on air, Babe? Did he just call you babe? Out of all things or people.

"Babe? I'm not your babe."

"Did I say you were?"

"Chenle I'm not in the mood for mind games just LET ME get back to haechans room PLEASE."

"Okay but there's one thing i need to tell you."

"What?" You raised an eyebrow, you saw a shift in Chenle body he looked more softer in the eyes and more vulnerable.

"I can't really keep up this mean stigma I have against you, so I'm just gonna say it— I like you. I know I've been a dick lately but I don't know any other way of expressing my interest in you without being too obvious. I'm actually really sorry for treating you the way I do, no one knows that I like you except renjun- I tell him everything but anyways i–" all you did was hush him from his blabbering.

"I knew it was something, but for right now just work on being more nicer to me than anything else. I don't know if I like you or anything, MAYBE it could happen if you fix your attitude towards me because honestly I do find you attractive but that can only go so far, right? And maybe if you become more kind you could get a reward, if you know what I mean." You answered a sly smirk.

All he did was grin before nodding at your statement, the silence in the kitchen became thick so you decided to exit with your snacks of course.

But, not without Chenle getting a glance of your ass.

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Y'ALL IM SORRY IF THIS WAS BAD THERE WILL BE BETTER ISTG🙏🏾😭😪

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Davey: *raising her voice slightly so she can speak to Jack down at the other end of the grocery store aisle* Do you want any chips?

Jack: *at full volume* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.

[moon-spirit-yue]

Namaari, slightly raising her voice so she can speak to Raya on the other side of the grocery aisle: do you want any chips?

Raya, at full volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

*at the store*

Elle: Alright, what crisps do you guys want?

Tara: I’ll take-

Darcy, at the top of her lungs: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

[coockie8]

[groceries shopping]

Piper, talking a bit loud so Finn can hear her: hey do you want any chips?

Finn, shouting at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!!!!

[gustingirl]

Jake, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Josh down at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?

Josh, screaming: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.

[cockslutpadalecki]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Summary: You’ve told Steve you’re not interested a hundred times, but he still won’t take no for an answer.

Characters: Dark!Best!Friend!Steve x F!Reader.

Words: 2.2K.

Warnings: non-con/dub-con, gaslighting, explicit sexual content, nipple sucking, female masturbation, forearm choking, forced/unwanted orgasm, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), cream pie, 18+.

A/N: Inspired by song of the same name by Marshmello Ft. Anne-Marie. Beta: @princessmisery666 but all the general bullshit is entirely mine.

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1,190 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

#4

You asked for some thots.

How about mean!Steve, slight bullying and dumbification with the quote, "The only sound I want to hear is you choking on my cock."

Stains Like Red Wine

Summary: Even though you’re one of Bucky’s best friends, for some reason Steve has always had it out for you, intent on making your life hell whenever you come back to Brooklyn. And tonight is no different. 

Characters: Dark!Mean!Steve x F!Reader.

Words: 2.7K.

Warnings: non-con/dub-con, Steve is a literal asshole but I still wanna suck his c*ck, bullying, misogyny, public humiliation, implications of dacryphilia, slut shaming, explicit sexual content, (slight) dumbification, use of pet name (peach), hate sex, multiple orgasms, forced orgasms, female masturbation, finger sucking, gagging on fingers, slight size kink, some degradation, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), cream pie, 18+.

A/N: River, my fellow mean!Steve hoe. This story took everything out of me and I’m honestly terrified you’ll hate it, but here it is, aah. This is an AU but I don’t specify professions etc. Beta: @princessmisery666 but all the general bullshit is entirely mine. And thank you to my amazing pre-reader and filth enabler @sweeterthanthis for your support as always.

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1,249 notes - Posted January 12, 2022

#3

Star Spangled Sinner

Summary: You catch Steve doing something he shouldn’t.

Characters: 40s!Steve x Star Spangled Singer!Reader.

Words: 2.3K.

Warnings: voyeurism, explicit sexual content, jealous!reader, Steve is a little slut, oral sex (male receiving), female masturbation, (slight) size kink, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), mention of multiple orgasms, mention of cream pies, 18+.

A/N: Re-watching all of the MCU films in timeline order and got inspired watching the scenes while Steve was on tour with the Star Spangled Singers... like, imagine if he was sleeping with one of them in each city they visited? This is what I made of that. Beta: @princessmisery666​​ but all the general bullshit is entirely mine.

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2,041 notes - Posted February 2, 2022

#2

No Vacancy

Summary: After taking an accidental detour on your way to a remote getaway, you and boyfriend Zach end up in the middle of nowhere with no other option than to spend the night at a seemingly desolate motel.

Still covered in the blood of their latest victim, killer duo Steve and Bucky head to the nearest motel to freshen up before hitting up the closest bar in search of a couple of one night stands to top their night off.

But when your paths cross, and the friends bear witness to the disrespectful way you’re treated, they decide to take out their pent up energy on you and Zach instead.

Characters: Dark!Steve x F!Reader x Dark!Bucky.

Words: 5.4K.

Warnings: non-con/dub-con, explicit sexual content, dom!Steve (ish), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), threesome, double penetration, anal play, anal sex, spit roasting, deep throating, oral sex (male and female receiving), multiple orgasms, mentions of cheating, (sort of) cuckolding, voyeurism, pistol whipping, creampie, murder, violence, Stockholm Syndrome (if you squint), 18+.

A/N: Formerly a Patreon exclusive. Beta: @princessmisery666​ but all the general bullshit is entirely mine.

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2,756 notes - Posted April 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Summary: Steve has an illogical dislike of you, for reasons you’re unsure of. But when you find yourself at the apartment he shares with Bucky, and your heat begins to present itself, it’s only a matter of time until Steve’s Alpha instincts take over.

Characters: Alpha!Steve x Omega!F!Reader.

Words: 4K.

Warnings: explicit sexual content, a/b/o dynamics, knotting, claiming, hate-fucking, enemies to lovers, female masturbation, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), multiple orgasms, forced orgasm, slight Dom!Steve, tiny amount of fluff, 18+.

A/N: Formerly a Patreon exclusive. There are some POV changes within the story, but they are clearly highlighted. Beta: @princessmisery666​ but all the general bullshit is entirely mine and many thanks to my pre-reader @navybrat817​ for being awesome as always.

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3,447 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

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[bojackandherb]

Herb, raising his voice slightly so he can be heard from across the aisle: Do you want chips?

Bojack, at full volume: HELL YEAH, I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!