#always a bridesmaid

[fictionaltrvlr]

I have made… something.

[hurtyourego]

okay they actually really scared me for a sec that this wasn’t gonna have a happy ending

[30yearsadevilsminion]

My Comic Con Schedule

Thursday: looking at my badge sadly, wishing I was on my way.

Friday: wearing my badge to my first day of PD for my new district, tears running down my eyes.

Saturday (3:00): rolling on the ground, sobbing, because I'm not in the autograph line.

Saturday (5:00): weeping because I'm not in Ballroom 20

Sunday: I don't know. Frantically searching online for news of what happened or vlogs or something.

Hopefully, I can go next year.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

Metalhawk: bro stop calling my people NAILS

Starscream: if you tase me im gonna make u my dead wife istg

Wheeljack: why do your optics turn separate directions whenever i mention the word 'plan'.

Ratchet: yeah i have arthritis so idc if i die tbh :/

rodimus: im buying an rv and me and all these strangers (who like me more than u, not that it matters ) (im hot) are gonna * EXPLODES EVERYONE *

wheeljack, in the middle of discussing a very elaborate pain-staking plan:... ... something just exploded & i wasn't the cause 😢...

prowl: WHERE IS YOUR RAGE

needlenose: i sure love my big dumb evil husband. sure hope a disgruntled little popcorn kernel doesn't detonate a bomb in his head

Wheeljack: fuck my life

Starscream: i love lying, so, naturally-- im gonna become a politician.

ironhide: i saw the hat man

the intelligent Bumble (bee):

[kieran-culkins]

novandy + the australian open ​(2011 / 2013 / 2015 / 2016)

[riding-the-sunset-bird]

hi hi!! i was replaying the wedding dlc and something strange happened. when inviting family and friends for wedding , pamela was not invited somehow?

i usually like to change up the wedding parties each time I play and I've done one play before where pamela wasn't in my MC's wedding party but she was invited by cove instead.

this time though (expecting cove to invite her) i didn't invite pamela again , and when we visited moms' place to invite , only ma was invited and there was an extra dialogue of "how mom didn't seem upset" and like that

i am confused , why didn't cove invite her or is there a specific combo of party invitations that will prevent cove to invite her

for more info , i had invited lee as my maid of honour , and Liz , neolani , Derek were part of my wedding team.

Hi hi~! How it works is like this...

Since Cove's best man will always be Cliff, he'll be out of the running for the wedding parties; also excluded is whoever MC picks as their party lead.

The MC, being the first to pick who they want in their wedding party, can then choose up to four people, and Cove's will go off of the ones they don't pick. If the MC picks three or four people, Cove's party will have three people, but if they pick two people, Cove's will also have two, and it continues being equal with the MC picking one (so Cove's will also have just one).

The order in which Cove picks his wedding party is based on a priority list that goes like so (in order of highest to lowest priority): Kyra -> Terry -> Miranda -> Derek -> Noelani -> Pamela -> Liz -> Lee

Thus, if the MC doesn't pick Kyra, Terry, or Miranda, those three will be Cove's choices no matter what, which is what happened to you.

So if I, for example, pick Kyra (as the party lead), Terry, Miranda, Noelani, and Liz, then Cove will always choose Derek, Pamela, and Lee in that order. If I instead pick Terry (as the party lead), Liz, Pamela, and Derek, then Cove will pick Kyra, Miranda, and Noelani in that order, thus leaving Liz out of either party due to being the lowest priority on Cove's list considering I already chose Lee.

[corallapis]

<3<3<3

[cringefaecompilation]

me externally: imogearne good

me internally: fearne is terrified of anyone letting go of her in all her relationships. she deeply desires some sort of bond with them that will make them stay. she deeply cared for and still does care for chetney and bonded with him over his lycanthropy and was upset when he completely stopped pursuing her after they banged. while she does have feelings for ashton and now a solid bond with them because of their shards, she's convinced herself that ashton deserves better than her or would be miserable with her because she almost got him killed and he said he deserved to die. she is scared of using her shard power and they are not which further splits the rift. so she tries desperately to bond with imogen over their shared ruidusborn powers more and more blatantly even though she knows imogen loves laudna and wants them to be happy because they are her friends. even so, she also deeply loves imogen and hopes that she could be enough for her and that she won't leave like everyone else. and maybe if they're both ruidusborn it'll be worth it to stay with her. imogearne good.

[beanslovechild]

poor matt Jackson always the bridesmaid never the bride literally everyone who has ever loved him secretly had someone else in their heart kenny with kota hangman with kenny jack with the Jurassic express/hook ( because you just know he has lingering feelings about that because it literally broke him and changed him as a person fundamentally ) he's never been the one he's been everything under the sun a probably a maybe sometimes even a definitely but never the one 

[cancerian-woman]

in a show about romance and more Bonnie really never once mentioned the word “engaged” or anything related to that

[hurtyourego]

the way i completely forgot meagan tandy is in this movie 😭

[stripedstarsblueflags]

“oh by the way, george russell has just very casually set the fastest time of the week” fucking sums up george in one sentence i caaaaaaant

[sugarcoated-lame]

This is Always A Bridesmaid Jake btw

gif by @oliviaisarodrigo 🧡

[rosetta-j-stone]

[sunrisespeedway]

The Magician - Pato O’Ward

Upright, the Magician can represent resourcefulness, willpower, skill, and determination. Reversed, it can mean manipulation, untapped talents, and deceit.

I like Pato as this card because he is all of the things it represents when upright, but is sometimes considered an untapped talent. He’s got a tendency to always be second best, or as my mom puts it, he’s always the bridesmaid, and never the bride.

I’m not sure what the next card will be, perhaps the Sun or Temperance. We’ll see.

[mmyerssimp4life]

How it feels to ship radioapple in this terrible fandom