#alvarezian shitposts

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Question: Are you mod Wahl from Alvarezian Shitposts? Because especially they seem to use caps lock more often than the other mods and Wahl fits you since he's your robot son?

Yes. I am a pure drama queen

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Thank you all for 200 followers!

Here is a little bit about all of us!

Mod Allie: 

Howdy! My name’s Allie. You can find me at @hilderbrandish and @smugnessoverload and @alvarezian-shitposts (as Mod Brandish). My personal best girl is Lucy Heartfilia from Fairy Tail and Nonon Jakuzure from Kill la Kill. My favorite anime is Kill la Kill. I love fight scenes more than anything, especially if the animation is well-done. I’ve always loved singing, and I’ve been in the school choir since I was first old enough to join. I sit with the weebs in the back of the church on Sundays because that’s how lit I am.

Mod Liz: Hey guys i’m mod Liz, You can also find me over at my main blog @lizanime3, I love cute animals as well as overwatch, danganronpa and the persona series, I love animes with a unique art style such as Studio Trigger and Studio Shaft’s works as well as Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. I play the piano and drums as well.

Mod Charlie: Hey guys. My name’s not really Charlie but my main blog is @charlierejouis. Fairy Tail fans might recognize my side blog @natsubeatsrock.  Yeah, that one. I play a lot of instruments and games. My best girl is Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion by virtue of being my favorite character in anime.

Mod Wyatt?:howdy. Ochako,Koala,Tsugumi and Kyouko are the only best girls. I spent all day playing overwatch and reading manga. I have a tumblr but i dont post so eh. Ummm i play lacrosse. And ummm i quit my job today so yeet. Bye i guess

Mod Jams: Hello all. i’m jams. you can find me at my main @incessantswan or my personal @bananajams (my other blogs’ links can be found there too). my favorite color is purple, and my number one best girl is Kae-chan, aka Kae Serinuma from kiss him not me. my favorite anime is parasyte the maxim. i’ve played piano since i was 5 and i like scuba diving.

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My own daughter... thought I was a monster. She was right, of course, but it still hurt.

Irene Belserion

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Larcade: There is nothing worse than Father's death.

August: I can think of a lot of things that are worse than his death…

Jacob: A naked person.

Ajeel: Having to clean up after you cover everything in sand.

Invel: Losing your place in a book.

Brandish: Running out of mango gelato.

Serena: Acnologia

Larcade: ...

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I love you with all my boobs. I would say 'heart,' but my boobs are bigger.

Irene Belserion

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Brandish: Well, I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Dimaria: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Brandish: You don't have to wear it.

Dimaria: No. I'm going to wear it forever.

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Zeref: Isn't there someone else you can torture?

Ankhserum: Probably, but I choose you.

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Zeref: *pointing up at the night sky* And, Larcade, that constellation there is called “my hopes and dreams.”

Larcade: Father, those are birds.

Zeref: *wiping a tear from his eye* Watch them fly away.

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Invel: Brandish is giving away all of our plans!

Zeref: ?!

Invel: You look surprised, your majesty.

Zeref: I certainly am. I didn't realize we had any battle plans.

Invel: Well of course we do! How else would the battles be directed?

Zeref: ... Our battles are directed?

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Dimaria: Randi, you’re supposed to react when people cry!

Brandish: I did, I rolled my eyes.

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Ishgarian mage: Who do you think you are, the Black Wizard?

Larcade: No. I'm his son, Larcade.

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Zeref: My first girlfriend was trapped in a crystal.

Invel: That’s rough, buddy.

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Zeref: *takes out map of Fiore*

Wahl: Wow it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?

Ajeel: Desert?!

Invel: No. His majesty is holding the map backwards.

Zeref: *turns map over*

Wahl and Ajeel: Oh.

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Invel: Everyone know what they're doing?

God Serena: In general, or in the plan?

Invel: The plan.

God Serena: Oh, phew.

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God Serena: What we need is a diversion… I say Larcade gets naked.

Larcade : No.

God Serena: I could get naked.

Everyone: No!

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Wahl: Why was six afraid of seven?

Invel: I'd assume it's because Seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating so...

Wahl: Because 7 8 9

Invel: ....oh