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people who think hating literal children and babies is a personality trait are some of the most irritating and boring people out there no printer just fax

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Can we rate the spriggans in dateability? (More dateable to less dateable?) (wait can there be a “what kind of b/gf the s12 would be” or is that too s12 thirst from me?)

Honestly, I’d say Brandish and Ajeel are the most dateable with August and Irene as the least dateable. As for the bf/gf thing, I’m really bad at coming up with that sort of thing.

-Mod Brandish

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Truly Random™️ but hey it’s my birthday!! So, here goes a special pun: What does a bee use to comb their hair? A honeycomb (ba dum tsss)

Happy birthday. Puns are respected here

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NATIVE AMERICA - Groundbreaking New Doc Series Combines Modern Science and Scholarship with Native American Traditions and Oral History to Bring to Life the World Created by America’s First Peoples [ All Episodes Streaming For Free PBS.org! ]

“Weaving history and science with living indigenous traditions, the series brings to life a land of massive cities connected by social networks spanning two continents, with unique and sophisticated systems of science, art and writing.

Made with the active participation of Native American communities and filmed in some of the most spectacular locations in the hemisphere, NATIVE AMERICA reveals an ancient and still thriving culture whose splendor and ingenuity is only now beginning to be fully understood and appreciated. […]

Narrated by Robbie Robertson (Mohawk and member of the famed rock group The Band), each hour of NATIVE AMERICA explores Great Nations and reveals cities, sacred stories and history long hidden in plain sight. […]

Inventive animations by Academy Award-nominated artists and 3D computer modeling bring ancient ruins to life, enabling viewers to experience the pre-Columbian world in an immersive way.  The result is a new window into a 15,000-year-old story that unifies North and South America and resonates to this day.” [source]

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!! WATCH THE TRAILER!!! 4 episodes have aired so far and you can watch them on the link above! Aho!!!!!

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I hit 600 followers? I made this for my 400 on instagram so it seems fitting to post it here!

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I hit 600 followers? I made this for my 400 on instagram so it seems fitting to post it here!

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Zeref: I am cursed to live on forever killing everything I love, also my girlfriend is dead

The Spriggan 12: This is so sad Wahl play despacito

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(About the college spriggan post) AJEEL WOULD DEFINITIVELY BE ON ARCHEOLOGY and maybe Jacob could be a teacher on criminology...? Larcade probably should take a few sex ed classes to have it slapped on his face that doing-what-he-does to people is wrong.

Ooooh sounds delicious

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God Serena is a drama major. how could I forget

Hmmm in a modern world/college au what majors you think the spriggans would have?

I think Neinhart and Dimaria in history, Wahl in engineering, and Invel in psychology. Not really sure about the others, but I think Zeref, August, Jacob, and Irene would probably be professors

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Hmmm in a modern world/college au what majors you think the spriggans would have?

I think Neinhart and Dimaria in history, Wahl in engineering, and Invel in psychology. Not really sure about the others, but I think Zeref, August, Jacob, and Irene would probably be professors

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LOOK AT THE DATE! I WAS RIGHT ON POINT

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Ajeel: So you’re like our mom. Team mom. (Chanting) Team mom, team mom, team mom!

Invel: I’m not the team mom!

All Spriggans: Team mom, team mom, team mom!

Invel: August, why are you chanting?!

August: It is a catchy chant.

(Pause)

Ajeel: Team m-

Invel: One more chant and no slushies after the meeting!

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Brandish: Are you seriously listening to that Candy Store song again?

Serena: Are we gonna have a problem?