#although i think he'd do it at really inconvenient times

[colresskisser]

stupid little headcanon for the funny: i think remus might get dead small animals and affectionately bring them to people he likes. like cats do

it's how he shows his love

[baby-tini]

Hii can you write headcanons for all the Mikey’s on a reader who has a lot of energy and who’s really a goofball like she jokes around all the time she also bounces off the damn walls😭 can you also throw some nsfw in there if you can can can u also include what are the punishments for her when she gets to out of control

tysmmm if you can’t it’s fine but I love your work sooo much keep up the good work I love you and happy birthday I hope I’m not too late🥰🥰🥰🥰

Thank you sm baby, I really appreciate it!!!

TW- Drugging in Kanto!Mikeys

Toman\OG timeline- This version of Mikey would quite like your personality, quite a bit actually. He thinks that you constantly joking around brings a nice change to his constant gorey environment, so it's a nice changes of pace for him. Although he does expect you too be serious sometimes and when you're constantly bouncing around will lead to punishments, because of you obviously not listening to him. He's not too harsh in these punishments simply because he thinks it's cute when you're all excited and having fun being hyper. But when he does punish you, they're more... playful? He'll just keep you in his learn, make you cock-warm him occasionally. Letting you know that if you move, you won't get too cum at that night, so just sit here and relax as he takes care of paperwork.

Manila- He finds you quite the amusement. He'll even play along with you, but you can be quite over-whelming sometimes and more often then not, he'd like too just relax with you and he can't do that when you're constantly all over the place, jumping around and spewing non-sense. If the high-energy is from you being constantly couped up in the house because he doesn't let you leave, he'll take you out, but only for a little bit and either when it's really dark out or it's very early in the morning and he'll let you run around and do whatever it is that you need too do in order too calm down and not be so hyper-active. If taking you out isn't enough, he'll exhaust you with sex, he won't really punish you because he finds your sporadic behavior pretty cute and albeit a bit of stress relief, but if he needs too lay you over his lap, he will.

Kanto- The worst when it comes too having a partner like this, Kanto!Mikey is the most likely too dish-out punishments simply because his patience is near non-existent at this point. He lacks the patience and his dark impulses are running rampant at this point and he sees your obnoxious behavior as an inconvenience of sorts and he especially won't be too happy when he tells you too settle down only for you too be all over the place minutes later. He doesn't care for exhausting you through sex, no, at this point, his punishments will be more focused on the physical aspect because of your personality. He'd be very much into physically exhausting you play-fighting of sorts, more like holding you down and making you tire yourself out and if that doesn't work, he has other methods, such as drugging you a bit, nothing too serious, just some sleeping pills

Bonten-He gets pretty annoyed with your constant high energy, it's pretty exhausting for him, especially when he just wants too lay down and relax with you. This is another version of Mikey that takes your constant bouncing off the walls when he tells you too calm down, as disobedience. You're someone that he finds pretty mentally and physically exhausting. So, he does what he needs too, he'll let you run wild for a bit, but when he's tired, he's done. So, that means a punishment and he's not ever nice when he delivers punishments. If he doesn't have the energy too exhaust you himself, he'll bring in quite a bit of help and by help, he means toys. He'll lay you out on the bed and find the most long-lasting vibrators that he can buy, he'll just sit there and watch you and when you are finally exhausted and you're relaxed, he'll let you up and let you calm down, give you a nice bath if he's feeling up to it.

Street Racer- He'd love you like this, he has pretty high energy himself so he finds it too be quite fun, too be around you. He appreciates how spontaneous you can be. You guys are both impulsive so it always leads to you doing something fun together. He's always up for the constant wild and spontaneous ideas that you, Mikey even encourages you and you impulsivity. But, he does understand that sometimes you're too crazy.. and it's his job too calm you down. While this version of Mikey doesn't punish you, because he really doesn't see a reason on why he should, his method of damage control is just fucking you too sleep. You have so much energy, and he has better things you can do with your hyper-activity, and that's letting him overstimulate you to exhaustion. You won't be hyper when you can barley walk, now will you?

[active-mind-15]

Headcanons for Akashi when he's angry? 😡

Been a hot min since I've done one of these long ass headcanon posts exploring different Akashi emotions/scenarios, so here I am again. Anger was per the suggestion of @japeneselunchtimerush, so shout out to Aura for once again feeding my Akashi brainrot. Let's get into it!

Usually, before I get into the headcanons, I talk about if there have been any examples of it happening in canon, and for anger, there have been! The most prominent example was during the Teiko arc, when Murasakibara was not listening to Akashi anymore and later confronted him, causing Akashi to switch for the first time. The anger I would argue is more apparent in the anime version, but it's still there in the manga, just as more of an undertone, though. Aside from that, though there aren't really many other instances I can think of apart from during the Winter Cup finals when Akashi realized his team was being overwhelmed and tried to make a comeback. Although, I'm debating classifying that purely as anger since he was clearly having a breakdown. But let's move on to the actual headcanons, I've rambled on this bullet point for long enough.

Firstly, what would make Akashi angry? Going off canon, we already know that one of these things is disobedience/belittling, especially when it comes to Akashi's own authority, but what else can we say makes him angry? I would say he's similar to Kuroko in the sense that he can't stand when he sees people being rude to others. I can imagine him seeing someone being the victim of harassment and bullying and he stands up for them, kinda like how everyone stood up for Kuroko in Extra/Last Game when Team Jabberwock attacked him. He's especially protective over his friends and would never let anyone say one bad word against them, lest they face his wrath.

(^^ As an extra thought to my previous point, I wonder if he ever had to reckon with being angry at himself for the scissors incident during the Winter Cup. I'm sure he's probably beaten himself up over it many times over.)

The examples I've given thus far are all serious things to get angry over, though. So, to lighten it up, I'm going to talk about situations in which I think Akashi would get mad for pettier reasons.

He'd for sure get mad at people disrespecting his height. Y'all saw how he dunked on Seirin in the WC finals just to show off and said "Did you think that was a move for tall people?" Technically he's above average height for his age, but when you put him next to his teammates, he looks so tiny since everyone else is freakishly tall. I'm sure his intimidating captain aura prevents most people from making jokes about his height anyway, but someone on an opposing team might be meanspirited enough to do it and he'd get pissed, like how Kuroko got pissed when Papa mistook him for a child.

Another petty reason I think he'd get mad is if someone isn't paying attention to him while he's speaking. I can especially imagine this happening with the Teiko gang because you know them mfs cannot collectively focus on something for more than five seconds. So imagine him talking about something serious only for him to turn around and almost nobody is paying attention. I've said once before that I think Akashi would be petty enough to pinch or kick somebody for something, so I think that this would be one of the times where this is applicable. He seems like an ear-puller to me, too. Just saying.

I'll give one more petty example for funsies, but I think he'd be mad if he didn't get what he wanted/things are not going his way. Not in the "I'm on the brink of defeat and the meaning of my existence is about to be nullified" type of way we've always seen for him, but in a "the cafe I frequent is out of my favorite drink and I'm about to make it everybody's problem" type of way. He just gets dramatic about minor inconveniences.

So now that we've talked about what could make Akashi angry, let's talk about what he would look like if he was angry. From what we've seen in the series, even when he's angry, he remains calm. He chooses his words carefully and is not the type to shout. The only time he's really raised his voice is when he was arguing with himself in his own headspace, but raising his voice at other people seems like a serious no-no for him. Even though he's calm while he's angry, the anger will still show on his face. The knitted brows, the deep disapproving scowl, anybody would be able to tell that Akashi is mad from a mile away. But if he's only mildly angry, I bet he'd look more pouty than actually mad, much to Mibuchi's delight because it makes Akashi look very adorable.

Come on. Look at that face. You're telling me you wouldn't pinch his cheeks?

How do other people react to him being mad, though? If he's seriously angry, it's like the air shifts. Nobody gets in his way when he's really angry. But when he's just mildly irritated, I think as time goes on, his friends will try and make him feel better, especially if the reason why he's mad is trivial and something that can easily be remedied. Like "Oh, Midorima's not free to play a game of online shogi with you right now? You can play shogi with me instead!" or "You forgot something in the gymnasium? I'll go get it for you!" I just like the idea of Akashi's friends, especially Rakuzan, going out of their way to do things for Akashi the way he does things for other people. It's what he deserves.

Overall, Akashi is a person who does not get angry often, and I feel like part of that reason is because he's always been taught to compose himself and not express emotions that can be perceived as negative. So, I can imagine what a struggle that must be for him, especially when he truly is angry but feels like he's not allowed to show it. So I would hope as time goes on that he feels more comfortable being open with that while still being able to show emotions in a healthy manner.

Alright, I've yapped enough, time to pack it up. Hope you guys enjoyed.

[dave-me0wstaine]

Hear me out... Dave Mustaine findin' out orgasms can help with cramps, and it just so happens that his girl is on her period. Like, this man is overstimulatin' her with how many orgasms he's forcin' out of her, still careful with her, yet desperate to help her. Yk?

these two asks came in pretty close together and are quite similar, so i'll be answering them together!

in sfw terms, i think dave would be extremely sweet to you. if he's younger, i think he wouldn't quite understand how periods could be so dreadful, he really just sees them as a mild inconvenience, although he knows better than to say that out loud. he'd make sure that you'd get anything and everything you needed, whether it be snacks, blankets, or medicine.

if we're talking about older dave (think mid-90s and onward) he'd wait on you damn near hand-and-foot. like you wouldn't get up to do anything. like i think he'd even run any errands you had to do that week. and he'd be so cuddly. he'd constantly have a hand on your stomach, smoothing his hand across your flesh.

and maybe one night, he's rubbing your stomach and planting small kisses on your neck. one thing leads to another, and you two have sex, and to both of your surprises, your cramps diminish significantly. once dave finds this out, all hell breaks loose. he almost gets excited each month when your period comes, cause he knows he gets to make you cum on his fingers.

he'd overstimulate you, but somehow be so gentle about it that you barely notice that you're being overstimulated. once he's made you cum, he lets you catch your breath, and slowly starts rubbing his thumb over your clit, making you whine and mewl. and omg the entire time he'd be whispering sweet nothings, things like '"there you go, baby, just let me take care of you, yeah? let me make you feel good, make the pain go away. atta girl,"

[hikariyuushiart]

Elevator Girl and Mr. Gap

Admittedly, of all the residents in the Ghost Apartments, Mr. Gap wasn't particularly the Elevator Girl's favorite. She never found Mr. Gap's requests for body parts to be particularly funny or amusing, though Mr. Gap always seemed to think otherwise. She still couldn't understand what he did with them.

At least with things like fingers or hearts, she could assume he might eat those, seeing as most residents seemed to live off a meat and blood diet. But what of his request for hair? What did he do with that? Or were those sort of requests only for when he actually wanted to do something nice for free, but couldn't bring himself to do it without being weird about it?

Either way, he was a tough resident to pin down. As such, he was usually close to last on her route. Sometimes she wouldn't see him at all. Or, more inconveniently, he'd find her while she was still in the living world, and she'd end up panicking trying not to get him caught talking to her. It was more for her own safety than his, as he could easily slip away while she had to deal with any consequences.

Today, he'd caught her just as she was about to enter the hallways that led to the elevator. She'd just left Mr. Hood behind, as he knew as well as she did by now that there would be no more hostiles from this point forward. Whether or not he thought Mr. Gap was a 'hostile' was still unclear. The Elevator Girl wasn't even sure if the two had formally met yet.

But before she knew it, she caught sight of him through a broken -- filter? vent? -- and approached him with a slight roll to her eyes.

"Hello again, Mr. Gap. What you want?" she asked in a lightly exasperated tone, right hand holding the handle of the nearly empty wagon while her left hand rested on her hip.

The mischievous gremlin grinned as he pulled out a magazine from the darkness. "Fun lots of paper~."

She sighed, "Of course. Another article from the supernatural gossip. Who would've guessed? And what do you want for it this time?" She crossed her arms, giving him an un-amused look. "Again. What you want?"

He held out his open left hand expectantly. "Two finger."

"Really? You're going to ask me for that sort of thing NOW?" she groaned, rubbing the back of her head underneath her cap. Luckily, thanks to Silvair's research, she'd long since learned that while she was in this 'other world', it was possible for her to regenerate fairly quickly. She'd attempted to do some light testing back in the realm of the living, but it seemed like her healing factor returned as soon as she was back in the real world, even if she was still in the Ghost Apartments.

"One finger," she haggled, watching as Mr. Gap's face turned from giddiness to slight annoyance.

"One finger...?" he repeated, mulling over her counter-offer. But eventually his mood seemed to lighten a bit. The Elevator Girl could only assume he was happy that anyone was willing to humor his offer at all.

"One finger. Give," he insisted, to which she sighed and looked away while offering up her left hand to the hole in the wall.

"Just because I agreed to this doesn't mean I'm happy about it..." she huffed. But she also knew that, more often than not, the articles and information that Mr. Gap ended up finding was usually helpful information. Other times, it was just him bragging about his infamy as a spooky ghost.

With a flinch, a yelp, and a bloody snap, her left index finger was gone. Although she didn't need to, she quickly grabbed a small roll of gauze to cover the gaping wound. Even if it would regenerate quickly enough, she still didn't want to risk getting blood on her clothes right now. Her tear-filled eyes narrowed slightly at Mr. Gap in annoyance.

"Alright, you've got your payment. What is it you want to show me?" she asked. And as soon as she did, Mr. Gap flipped the page open, revealing an article about 'the man with the red umbrella'. She stepped a little closer, attempting to read it in the dim light.

At first, she thought it nothing new. The rumors and the ghost stories that were spreading about Mr. Scarletella were old hat by now. But what WAS new was a theory about how his story originated.

Apparently there was speculation that he was a man who used to live in the area, known for his red umbrella. A friendly foreigner who people didn't mind seeing, but would never really approach or try to befriend. Some people claim to still see him to this day.

Others claim he was a ruthless landlord who drained tenants dry, killing those who couldn't pay rent to sate his own twisted bloodlust.

It did have the gears turning in the Elevator Girl's head. Silvair did speculate that a good chunk of the residents in the Ghost Apartments were all human once. Their lives had been long forgotten, including his own, but that didn't mean the living world completely forgot them. Perhaps Scarletella was also one of those.

"You like? Happy?" he asked as she finally leaned back with a small sigh and reluctant smile.

"...I like. Oh, and here..." She pulled out a handmade pamphlet of notes she'd taken on the Ghost Apartments' language, handing it to Mr. Gap. "You want learn my language, correct?"

Mr. Gap was more than pleased to receive the handwritten pamphlet, grinning ear to ear as he nodded to her in response.

"Thank you! Thank you! I leave! See you again!"

And that was the last she saw of him for the day. She'd sigh, silently rolling back forward through the corridors. She'd stick around long enough for her finger to grow back before finally heading into the elevator to exit back to her own world.

[sugar-omi]

TRANS MASC COVE TRANS MASC COVE (sfw +nsfw hcs pls,, id love your thoughts)

NO BC NOW YOU'VE PUT THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD N I NEED HIM DESPERATELY eta while im in the middle of writing: after this i... i can no longer hold onto my fem!cove thoughts. n i am eating up trans!cove like a starving ANIMAL.

tags : SFW + NSFW, transmasc (ftm) cove, switch cove/reader, some mentions of body/gender dysmorphia, im sure theres 1 transphobe walking around sunset bird so the smallest mention of that clown

SFW

i've been seeing a lotta top surgery scar tattoos on my twt timeline lately, and pls some of them i need for myself bc they're so!!!! pretty!!!!

so i can definitely see him getting tattoos there

not because he wants to cover em up, i just think he sees so many flash sheets over time that he's SOLD

mmm i wanna say that fem/afab!cove would have small boobs

or B cups at most

either way, i almost wanna say that his boobs before surgery wouldn't bother him as much unless someone was sexualizing him or he was exercising n his boobs were bouncing too much or smth like that

even then its usually complaints of, "ugh, this bra isn't supportive..." or something like that

ofc he still has his moments

i also think he only binds sometimes, rarely

doesn't do it often since it's often hot outside, or especially if he's sporty, its uncomfortable

(also looked it up just to be sure) but since he's always on the beach its inconvenient/unnecessary to wear if he can't wear it in the water

but like i said i think he'd be pretty flat/small anyway, so i think he's okay

mm definitely doesn't give up having long hair, or wearing the occasional dress/skirt ofc

but will correct one of the old sunset bird residents if they try and say "see honey, it was a phase, you're wearing a dress today!"

also idk abt yall, n this is more of a general thought, but i feel like step 2 cove's impulse control is. deathly low.

so one day, he has long/long-ish hair

and the next he has a mullet, wolf cut, or buzz cut.

he's so chaotic to me pls

now i've had fem!cove on my mind for weekssss now

so i'm not just saying this

but cove is still buff

thick muscly thighs, NICE ARMS. REALLY NICE ARMS

mm so i feel like he looks pretty androgynous or masc anyway

now im projecting here.

but cove has irregular periods, n they're pretty heavy most the time

or lasts awhile (ok im done projecting. sorry cove</3)

also think he deals with cramps (IM SORRY COVE)

i think his period is the biggest trigger of his body/gender dysmorphia too

although i think fem!cove would hate her period anyway altho tbf who doesnt

he'd definitely appreciate some comfort!!!

bring him another heating pad, your comfiest hoodie or blanket and snacks

he's very happy for the thoughtfulness and the company

step 2 cove would definitely be moved by such thoughtfulness... he's in tears

so after the first time it's a trend to spend time together in his bed, watching movies or something while he's cuddled into your side or next to you in a cove-rrito, all sleepy n comfy...

NSFW

had to stop writing the SFW to write this bc i had a thought

cove laid out all pretty... his chest rising and falling and he's all teary eyed as you're between his legs, eating his cunt until he's seeing stars.

pls his cunt with be so sensitive, and he'd be so pretty to fuck

would shake so much too

his thighs quivering so bad he clamps around your hand

you'd have to hold his legs up so he doesn't nearly flatten your head between his thick thighs

"y/n!" cove cries, his hands tangled in your hair and he's trying so hard not to squish your head between his thighs, but your tongue is flat against his sensitive clit, sucking and bullying the poor button while your fingers make a loud, sloppy mess of his hole.

he whines, hips shaking in your hands.

you tighten your grip on his waist, your fingers digging into the flesh, grumbling irritably around his clit but cove just cries out a loud moan and slurred word, torn between your name, a cuss word, and a cry for god.

you pull of his clit, your fingers still curling against that spongy spot inside his sloppy walls. "stay still, you're gonna crush my head..." you start to kiss his thighs, small kisses turning into you sucking deep hickeys into his tan skin, and that turning into biting.

cove gasps for air, his eyes fluttering closed as he squirms.

"fuck, y/n, please..." he mumbles, tugging at the bedsheets.

you stop the assault on his thighs, leaning up on your elbows so you can give cove a kiss, your lips lazily moving together...

anyway... horny aside for a moment<333

mm i could see cove not getting or really wanting bottom surgery

i think trans cove would be pretty comfortable with his body's appearance overall

and he's probably read into it a lot since it's not like he hasn't thought about it, i could just see him probably deciding its not something he wants

ARGGHH HE'D BE A DEMON WITH THE STRAP THOUGH

ahh. cove holding you down or folding your legs against your chest while he slams his hips against yours...

his strap hitting your poor prostate / cervix, he'd coo about how cute your whines are and that you're making him leak

would definitely upset he can't fill you up w cum

especially if you wanna get pregnant, rambles about how much he wishes he could fill you up with his cum again and again and again...

arghhh fuck imma lose my MIND

definitely takes advantage of those squirting dildos

can at least admire how you look oozing milky lube

omfg definitely wakes up all excited to tell you if he dreamed about it too...

has an array of straps

we already know he has a tentacle dildo or two deep in his closet...

yeah tries them out on you

"don't get tired yet, i have one more.. and it has a knot!!!"

he just likes to experiment on you a little~~ bit <333

ohh please tell him he looks handsome/sexy while you're giving him head

he'll die.

FUCK HE'D GO CRAZY IF YOU RIDE HIM TOO I KNOW IT

yeah he's still the same cute, secretly horny, big crybaby pookie <3333 i love him pls

[batneko]

Got a Spicy One for ya today lads. How about some sex pollen bowuigi?

(not explicit but I'm still putting it under a cut so nobody has to see it if they don't want)

It's one of the gang's occasional reluctant team-ups, and Bowser and Luigi are split off the rest of the group and have to fight a big flower monster neither of them has heard of before. Afterward they both suddenly find themselves really hot and bothered, and since there's nothing else that would have gotten them going they both assume they're attracted to each other. Having sex in a floral glade just seems like a really good idea at the moment!

Afterward, when they go to find somewhere to wash up, Bowser notices how absolutely covered in pollen they are, and Luigi trips over a broken signpost. He finds the sign covered in leaves a little way away, and it warns travelers to stay away from the flower glade and avoid other people if you've been exposed. Uh-oh.

They both agree it was just a horrible accident and they should never speak of it again. No hard feelings, but also, take this to your grave.

Time passes.

Neither of them can stop thinking about it. Despite the awkwardness of doing it in a forest, the sex was really really good, and Luigi can't stop wondering if it was the pollen making it more intense? Or if he's more kinky than he thought? Or if Bowser's actually a good lover? The only way to find out would be to try it again, and Bowser would never go for that... right?

Meanwhile Bowser hasn't gotten laid in so long that it's gone from dry spell to drought to climate crisis, and he can't stop thinking about it because oh god he'd almost forgotten how it felt to hold somebody like that. To have somebody look at you like they WANT you. He feels like he's losing his mind but he almost (almost) doesn't care about how pathetic he'd look if he can just have that again.

The next time they run into each other one of them (I can't decide which. Maybe both?) brings up the idea of... maybe... in a casual way... sort of... doing that again? Onlyifyoureintoitofcourse.

And of course the other one IS, so they slip off to find somewhere to give it a go. Turns out the answer to Luigi's question was D. All Of The Above, but even without the pollen intensifying things it's still pretty dang good. He doesn't have to be convinced too hard when Bowser suggests Luigi could come over whenever he's in the mood. Purely as a casual thing. Obviously neither of them wants a relationship.

It goes on like that for a little while, although pretty soon Bowser starts making more accommodations for Luigi. It's an inconvenient trip, so he arranges for one of those painting portals. And if Luigi can come over whenever he wants, it just makes sense for him to have his own room in the castle. And since now it's a breeze to go back and forth, Luigi doesn't worry too much about getting home and just hangs around more often.

They get used to each other's company in more than just sexual situations. They start to actually like each other.

Though they both want to keep it a secret (Bowser doesn't want Peach to think he's been "unfaithful," and Luigi doesn't want his brother and friends to think he's a traitor) it's not like Luigi can just hide in his room all the time. Eventually it's kind of unspoken knowledge that Luigi is Bowser's Official Mistress. Not a consort or a concubine because that would be too official. Just the person that everyone knows he's sleeping with and should be treated relatively politely because of it.

And that's all I've got. Two idiots who apparently haven't seen enough movies to realize somebody always catches feelings, and a whole castle full of loose lipped time bombs who are bound to let something slip eventually. Which will go off first!?

[tdlosk-confessions]

This one's silly! I think powerscaling is fun if done FOR FUNSIES and not as something genuine to get angry at

Preface done

That being said I do not believe Saiki could beat Mob in a psychic fight. Because Saiki has a ton of powers and a lot of raw strength, sure, but his powers all have insanely stupid and inconvenient drawbacks that make them, imho, too annoying to be used effectively in a fight. AND if he takes off his limiters he's got close to no control over them, which would be more detrimental than not having the strength at all.

While Mob has less versatility (although Teruki is shown to be quicker about it, Mob can technically learn to do all the things other psychics are shown to be able to do in the anime. He's got the potential for even more versatility but he usually sticks to a few things), he's got the raw strength too AND he's got battle experience, which is a lot more useful than people usually acknowledge. He wouldn't wipe the floor with Saiki, but I think he'd end up coming on top.

And I know people also make the argument that Saiki is a gag character so he wins automatically, but that's not the kinda gag Saiki has got going on. His gag is that he's hella fucking powerful and yet still mildly inconvenienced all the time by minor issues. If anything, the gag would mean that he loses in a way that's really stupid and embarrassing.

Woah that was longer than I anticipated! Again, I like discussing these kinds of things in a jokey silly manner. At the end of the day the only real answer to any "who would win" question is "whoever the author wants winning"!

-🐇

[Confession 536]

[katzenklavierr]

Short Review of Sonic Movie 3

Sonic Movie 3 met my expectations pretty exactly: it's a fun action movie for kids that takes inspiration from the video games while making adjustments to meet its own internal lore, just like the first two. So I can't really say I was disappointed by it, but it didn't really blow me away either. I think I liked the second one a little bit better.

If you're a Sonic fan who liked the other two, you will probably enjoy it. If you're a Sonic fan who disliked the other two because they're not faithful adaptations, you will feel the same about this one.

Rest is under the cut for those who wish to go in blind.

Let's get the negatives out of the way first.

I only really have one major complaint and it's that there is way too much Eggman in this movie, to the point where it feels like he has more screentime than Sonic does, let alone all four of the animal characters. I don't even mind stripping Gerald of his moral nuance and making him the big bad (although never mentioning Maria's illness makes his motivations really unclear), but like. Jim Carry's Eggman (now twofold) is better in small doses. At least he died at the end I guess (but if they do another death fakeout for him I'm going to be so annoyed). I feel like the themes they were exploring with him might've been better suited for Shadow so that he'd be a stronger foil to Sonic, which they did a little bit but again. Way more focus was given to Eggman.

The pacing is also really bad. Like, worse than the other two movies. Most scenes don't have any time to breathe before we're jumping to the next thing. Only a few emotional beats are allowed to actually linger long enough to sink in. I get that this is Sonic and we gotta go fast and all, but it feels like this movie being about 20 minutes longer or cutting out some of the Eggman shenanigans to make room for other characters would've benefited it.

They really struggled to find a reason for Sonic's human family to be involved or give them stuff to do. They're important for Sonic's arc, and Tom getting hurt by Shadow is meant to parallel Maria, but they just kind of failed to be relevant in any other way. I didn't really feel it this was as big of a problem in the first two movies. Maybe this film is just suffering from not knowing how to adequately juggle an ensemble cast.

I was a bit worried that they were going to take the story beats from Sonic Adventure 2 and turn it into pro-military propaganda, which thankfully didn't happen. They didn't really address any of the military criticism directly, and Maria's death was explicitly accidental rather than an act of callousness, though I think it was a smart move to have them shut down Gerald's research and imprison him only to build the WMD themselves using his plans and show that they were only interested in keeping it in their own hands. Other than being an inconvenience to Sonic and friends, though, they don't really act as a significant antagonist but rather just a third party in the matter. Again, better than turning them into a force for good, though.

Now for the stuff I did like.

Keanu Reeves killed it as Shadow. He's done other VA work in the past, which I think helps, but he has the exact right timbre for him and just enough emotion to sell the role.

Shadow's relationship with Maria is shown really effectively, and I like that Maria gets to have more of a personality than she really does in the games (though I have not yet played Shadow Generations so I can't speak to her portrayal there). I wish they had explored the tension between Shadow feeling like a monster a bit more, though, as well as my aforementioned gripe that they removed Maria being terminally ill from the story (which I feel is important to her character and her relationship with Shadow).

The fight scenes and action sequences more generally were really cool. I loved both Sonic v. Shadow fights, especially the first one with Shadow on his motorcycle and Sonic on foot zooming through traffic.

Special effects and CGI were also well done and felt very grounded. All of the characters look so soft and I want to pet them so bad. I love the glitter effect when Sonic and Shadow go super, too.

While the scene itself felt a little forced, I did enjoy the chao garden restaurant. I want to eat a chao bao.

I completely called BOTH characters in the post-credits reveal. My thought process was that if they didn't put Amy in the 4th movie (which you know they are going to be making) it would be a crime against me personally and generally a bad move to put in another male character before her, and if they're bringing in Amy it makes sense to bring in Metal as the new threat, especially since they concluded Shadow's SA2 arc in this movie and (supposedly) killed off the Eggmen. I look forward to hearing more about it.

I think I'm still kind of in awe that I live in a world where my favourite blue hedgehog not only gets a big screen appearance, but a whole film series -- one that doesn't suck and is actually successful, even! I feel like the cultural attitude towards Sonic has shifted much more favourably and the films are getting more people interested in the franchise as a whole. In the threatre I was at, there were other adult fans there seeing it with their kids, it was very cool. So even if I have my gripes with them as a life-long fan, I feel they are definitely a net positive and I am glad they exist.

[undiscovered-horizon]

Why there are no phones or clocks in dreams:

(Morpheus x Reader)

The Sun always rises is usually used as a cheesy inspirational quote but there are times when it seems more like a curse, really. When the Sun rises, as one might assume, the night must end and with it, all Nyx's gifts: peace, rest, and most of all, dreams. Therefore, people can generally be assorted into two categories that already reveal quite a lot about their personalities. There are those who think of the night as an inconvenient but necessary transition between days. The other ones think of daytime as the agonizingly long hours separating them from the dreams that they crave so severely. You, little lamb, fall into the latter as far as I know:

Morpheus deserves credit for the level of detail he incorporated into parroting your own bedroom in your dreams. Or, you should be the one praised for your outstanding memory. In any case, the room you and he are in, looks uncannily like the original, making you ponder, somewhere in the back of your mind, whether you are actually asleep in the first place.

But would he appear this tender anywhere outside his realm, somewhere not only you can hear him? His sweet whispers, although welcomed warmly, are flustering and you finally realize what it actually means that he's the patron saint of enlightenment or inspiration - not even poets can speak so beautifully and yet fearfully about love. Dream's long, skinny limbs are tightly wrapped around you. The material of his robe is a lot softer than it looks, gracefully flowing off the lanky body underneath. Although you know that he'd be cold to touch, the thought of his pasty, thin skin can only make you feel warm. His neck smells like exotic fruits wrapped in antique parchment and you can't help but wonder why the entire world isn't soaked in this wonderful scent. Adoration is such a strange affliction.

His hand stops its soothing movement against your back when you shift on top of him, turning your head to look at the clock hanging on the wall - 6:30 A.M. Is it really ticking or just laughing at the lovers before it? The Sun peeks over the eastern horizon. Should you want to, you could just turn your head to the other side and admire the dawn but compared to the man brushing his lips against your cheek, it would be a terrible waste of time. Morpheus whispers something delightful into your ear again, bringing your attention from to clock to him - right where it should be. When morning comes, you'll leave his side but it made no sense to worry about it while there were still thirty minutes left.

Accidentally or not, he pecks part of your neck that tickles, making you giggle quietly. In a strange turn of events, Morpheus treats it as encouragement. Trying to get away from him, you squeal and squirm but his bony arms seem to be stronger. His lips, cold yet gentle, move towards your jaw and cheeks. Something changes about the way he presses his mouth against your skin like he, too, feels the time slipping through your fingers. The intensity of his kisses is almost desperate.

The alarm clock rings. It's loud and irritating, making the world of dreams fuzzy. With each second the sound resounds in the your-but-not-your bedroom, the more this delicious reality is turning muddy and unreadable. By all means, you're not ready to let him go just yet.

Reaching for the phone on the bedside table, you're ready to do something equally satisfying and stupid. "Oh, screw this," you murmur more to yourself than Morpheus. Swinging your arm as far as you can without getting up from your comfortable spot on top of him, you throw the phone right at the ticking clock, silencing both of them forever.

"Are you sure about this?" Morpheus asks. Quite literally, it's the first thing he's said in a few hours that isn't embarrassingly lovesick. You've almost forgotten he can be serious. The 'real world' may be calling out to you but, despite the consequences, you're more than happy to let it go to voicemail.

"Are you that eager to kick me out?"

He knows you're joking but that doesn't stop him from giving you an honest answer. "There's nothing I want less."

"Good," you answer. Somewhere between tender kisses, you manage to whisper: "'Cause I made up my mind ages ago."

Your phone in the waking world, however, is still ringing but at the moment it sounds like the annoying melody is played on an old radio two blocks away. A little too lost in the softhearted whispers and caresses, you don't even notice when it, too, silences. The next night, when you step foot into his kingdom again, you probably won't even notice the strange lack of clocks and alarms.

[moon-thething]

Father!Kevin x child/teen!reader

I am so sorry for this inconvenience, I totally forgot to enable the ask button. But I think it sould be enabled as of now

Now onto your ask. I would be delighted to write this :)

I decided that I'm going to make two headcanon board's. One where the reader is Skid and Pump's age, and one where the reader is the Hatzgangs age :)

Romantic or platonic?: Platonic/romantic

Readers gender: gender neutral

Type: Fluff

Hope you enjoy this!

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Skid and pumps age:

Kevin would be very protective of you to say the least

He would absolutely freak out if anything happened to you, even a little scratch would make him freak out and run around the house looking for a band-aid

"Dad! It's just a scratch!" Y/n whined s they watched their dad run around the house frantically

"But it can get infected and then your arm will fall of!" He yelled, grabbing the pack of band-aids as he rugged back to you and out one of your scratch

He let out a sigh of relief as he collapsed onto the floor in exhaustion as you just giggled and ran back out outside

Yeahhhh, you don't tell Kevin about small injuries half of the time

I feel like he would sneak out a little bag of candy when his shift is over and give them to you. He just likes to see your eyes light up every time he brings home candy

If you started to hang out with Skid and Pump, he would be devastated. I mean, he's glad you're making new friends but, Skid and Pump? Seriously?!

Although he does warm up to them eventually, he knows the dangerous things the two get into every single day.. well maybe not every day but they do get into dangerous situations often

Every time you come back home after hanging out with Skid and Pump he'd jump to you and check for any injuries

And of course every time you'd come back, there are none. Which of course makes Kevin reliefed, but still does not make him trust Skid and Pump

Anyway, when it comes to you getting bullied, you better believe he's gonna at least try and beat us the kid. But if course since he is an adult he doesn't have the ability to hurt a child

But he has the power to give the most disgusting candy to the kid when they come to the candy store. Yes, it may get him fired, but he's the only worker that actually takes extra hours, and to be honest, he's the only quote 'good employee' end quote

If you come to his workplace he will 100% py attention to you. Honestly, if someone tried to steal candy he wouldn't notice, unless you point it out that is

I bet on every Halloween he'll go out of his way to make you a costume. Oh, you'd like to be a ninja turtle? Boom, now you're one of them

To sum things up he is a really loving father, but he can be overprotective at times

Hatzgangs age

Now, when you're a teen he wouldn't worry that much about you. Yes he still worries when you get hurt but he isn't overreacting over a small paper cut. But he still treats your wound's

He wouldn't tell you to 'wak it off' when you get hurt, but he wouldn't run around the house screaming like a little girl trying to find the first aid kit

He would still steal small candies from the store for you, but not as often. But you still appreciate that he keeps the tradition, at least it's a tradition for the two of you

"I'm home!" Kevin yelled, his eyes half lidded as he closed the door behind him. Letting out a sigh of relief as a smile spread across his face seeing you enter the room

"Welcome home dad." You said, walking towards him as you gave him a hug, "I cleaned up the house a little. Since I know how much you hate seeing the house dirty." You smiled warmly towards him

He returned the smile as he rested a hand on your cheek and kissed the top of your head

"Thank you." He sighed, ruffling your har a little as he reached into his pocket, pulling out a small plastic bag filled with candy, "I guess you deserved this." He chuckled s he put the bag in your hands

"Thanks dad, you're the best!" You yelled, hugging Kevin as you ran back into your room

When you start to hang out with the Hatzgang, he'll be a little worried but he knows you'll be able to protect yourself

He'd always laugh when he sees you wearing a hat around the house. But it's always lighthearted

If you got in trouble at school, no matter what, he's always on your side. Oh, you beat up a kid at school? You have to have a reason, since he knows you don't beat kids up out of the blue

He'll just be sitting in the principal's office with you as the principal talks crap about you. He always takes you out for ice cream afterwards, well if it isn't that big of a deal that is

He'll often see you at his store with the Hatzgang, and he loves that you slap Roy's hand every time he tries to steal something from the store. He also gives you a discount on candy so it's a win win situation

Like when you were little, he'd always go out of his way to make you a Halloween costume. And if you're an artsy kid he'd help you with any supplies you might need for your costume

If we're being honest, he'll be kind of sad if you didn't want to dress up for Halloween, like- at least put on a costume so that he can take a picture!

Anyway, caring dad that isn't as protective but still loves you to bits

[yanderes-galore]

A concept for yandere Professor Chaos with a hero darling that views him as their nemesis if you're willing to write for him please?

I'm going to alter it a little hit but it'll keep the plot! Aged up as usual! Wasn't sure where/how I wanted to bring the plot... so at the end it had two possibilities. I hope you liked this :D.

Yandere! Professor Chaos with Hero! Darling

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Violence, Enemies/Lovers but forced, Delusional behavior, Manipulation, Kidnapping, Obsession, Attempts at stockholm syndrome implied.

Professor Chaos is an extension of Butters in terms of yandere.

He's a somewhat incompetent villain that thinks what he's doing is horrible but really isn't usually.

He causes inconveniences more than anything for the most part.

Although in the games he is actually kinda threatening.

I feel he'd declare himself as your nemesis, like it or not.

Then he slowly realizes the genre of 'Enemies To Lovers' and decides that is what you two will do!

Perhaps it's time Professor Chaos had a... romance arc.

He knows he's supposed to be a bringer of chaos and not supposed to be loving.

Yet, Butters has known you before he and you took on an alter-ego.

When Stan, Kyle, and Cartman used him as a slave or punching bag, you were there for him.

Which made him... biased.

Naturally when he realized you were a hero he knew he had to do something.

He's easily one of the greatest villains in South Park.

It should be an honor for you and him to be enemies!

You're his nemesis now!

You may not even think of him as your nemesis despite what he thinks.

That or you do see him as a nemesis and just don't agree on the whole sub-plot he has planned.

Professor Chaos fantasizes about the arc you two could share for each other's character.

He hopes you can imagine it...

Professor Chaos and his nemesis... secret lovers in a world plagued by chaos of his design!

You act like you hate it... but you must love it as much as him!

He has this whole fantasy like something out of a comic book.

Even as a villain... Butters is still as soft as he was when he was younger.

The issue is his... execution.

He feels he can't hurt you when you fight.

You could beat him and he'd probably just accept it.

He also struggles trying to tell you his plan.

He loves you...! This could be important to your characters...!

Upon rejection... Chaos decides he'll have to persuade you.

Sure... maybe some enemies to lovers stories involve a little kidnapping-

He can make this work.

This little fantasy of superhero and villain pivots between actual illegal territory.

At first you thought this was some cute attempt at nostalgia!

Now Butters was actually holding you hostage in his house.

You thought you were just playing...!

This is the point you start to fear his delusions.

He stutters about it but he tries to be loving towards you yet also kinda mean?

He's really far into his delusions and this was a disturbing attempt at a confession.

That's if we were making this closer to canon where this is all some sort of game.

But if we're talking an actual superhero AU, it would be similar.

You didn't mean to get caught after Chaos tried to confess such a deal to you.

Yet Chaos is more insane than you thought.

Delusional, really... keeping you in a steel cage you can't break out of.

You always thought of him as evil.

Either scenario is a poor position to be in.

Then here he is... a lovestruck gaze on his face.

Claiming you warm his evil heart.

The first scenario is the most terrifying one.

Butters taking the game too far... thinking it's a good way to confess to you-

You hope that you'll be able to get him to reach his senses or get help soon.

Either by police or an actual superhero you don't care, you just want to be home!

[crimsonv1]

Secret Admirer - Billy Loomis

(Yandere?) Billy Loomis x Reader

TW// Murder, Stalking, Sexual!! themes!! Knife kink implied?? WHOLESOME., Blood.

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Woodsboro High, 1996

The murders in the town were getting ridiculous. And you couldn't say that they were your fault, but you couldn't say that they weren't your fault.

You had no interference with this matter at all, until the killer had interest in you. It started with a blood smeared letter, saying some things about loving you, signed Ghostface. You didn't enter it to the police station, not wanting to be troubled by them. But then blood smeared flowers appeared at your door, fast running shadow like figures appeared at your window, and now your exes started getting killed off.

Sometimes you would have arguments with your friends, or start to hate them. And even they would get killed, like your ex- best friend who died horrifically. It's not like you didn't know, especially after their heart showed up at your door. You were warily creeped out, but calmed about knowing you most likely weren't going to be killed soon.

______

School was boring. Plain boring. Only thing next to you was your friend Stu, and his girlfriend, Tatum. She wasn't annoying, and neither was he. But it was annoying how much of a third wheel you felt by him. Even if he was your closest friend, you felt like an inconvenience by them. "Hey Stu, what if randy's right" you poked him beside you while mumbling your words. He turned around, "About what?" He kept playing with Tatum while laughing. "About , you know.. Billy. What he said yesterday at the video store." Stu, who now had all his attention on you turned his expression confused.

"What? You think he's actually the killer? No way. I mean- the police let 'em go" He laughed. "Yeah but you know, Randy's a horror movie fanatic, and Billy loves horror movies, so I mean.. nevermind.. you wouldn't wanna hear, bother Tatum" You pushed away the thought. "No, go on- maybe I do wanna hear"

You sighed, " Well if Billy was gonna be a killer he'd do it based off of his favorite horror movies, and his only knowledge of killing- horror movies.. Wich are REALLY cliche. And Randy knows so much about cliche horror movies, so if I had to trust anyone to find out about a serial killer who does actions solely based on horror movies- it'd be randy." Stu stared at you so mesmorizingly, his face lighted in a beautiful way by the sun through the window.

He stared for a moment longer, his mouth almost agape, head rested on his hand- "Wow. You really are smart, I mean- that's so.. smart. But- I still don't think he's the killer. Police are always right, right?" He joked.

You sighed and got up, "Yeah, thanks for listening. Next class. Gotta go. Third wheel things" He looked offended, "Hey I don't third wheel you?!" "All the time" You walked off, waving him away.

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Once you were at your home, you heard a knock on your door. Who could actually be visiting at night. You opened it, to see Billy with a bouquet in his hands. You felt butterflies, until realizing his situation with Sidney. "Ah hey, come in- if you want." You stepped aside, while he walked inside. "Hey, these are for you." He handed you the bouquet, and you set it aside you. "Oh, uh thanks. What's the occasion? Or favor?" You thought through the dates, seeing if there was any special thing going on today.

You were madly blushing at his movement though, although he had a girlfriend. "nothing, just being nice,"He laughed, looking around the house. Scanning if anyone was there, but almost everyone knew your parents were always on trips. "Oh these remind me of something, or someone" He looked at you with concern, and. A hint of jealousy "who?" "Oh I just- have a secret admirer. Don't know who it is. Wierd gifts sometimes," he let out a breath of relief,

"So uh, you suspect me as a killer too huh?" He randomly brought about. He inhaled sharply, "Huh? What do you mean?"

"I mean, you think I'm the killer." He turned to you

"But since when did I say that?" You stepped back, lying. He laughed while looking down. "You're smart anyways." You smiled, not knowing what he meant.

Until he pulled a knife on you. You leaned on the table backwards, "nice uh- knife."

"Did you get my letters?" He looked at you sinister, "I just knew I couldnt leave you untouched about what you said to Stu. You're too smart for your own good, y/n." He stepped closer to you.

Everything hit you all at once, and now you ran. As fast as you could. But soon enough, Billy grabbed you by the leg and violently dragged you backwards, slamming you onto the ground. He pulled you across the floor underneath him, pulling the knife to you Incase you tried to escape. "What? You didn't find my gifts good enough?" He said out of breath with the knife pressed to your stomach, he dragged it about to your neck.

"That was.. you" you breathed heavily, frozen in place. "Mhm.. did you like them? "

"I'm gonna need an answer, y/n." Before you could speak, "I know you're so smart, you could figure out I was the killer... and what about Stu? How'd you think I found out?" You grinned, every single realization coming at you at once. "Why, me." He shook his head, disapprovingly. "You have a girlfriend."

"What? Your so oblivious. Her slut mom is the reason for my fucking life being a price of shit." He yelled, not necessarily at you. "She'll be dead anyway, not that I should tell you our plan. I think you'd ruin it.."

"But why.. me. Why, did you choose me to.. write those notes, leave those things and- or is it just a game? A sick one."

"it's no game." He quietly said under his breath, loud enough for you to hear. And after those words it seemed like hours that you both stared at eachother. His grip on the knife loosened, and his eyes were only on yours. They seemed as if they went from sinister to complete puppy dog eyes. They were wide, and gazing at you like you were an angel. His mouth barely open, but open enough. He placed the knife to the side of you, on the ground. You put your hands on his shoulders and used them as a leverage to slide up, now sitting up on the ground, his eyes followed yours. You both just sat there, silently.

And suddenly he rushed to grab you, knife still in his hand. His hands flew to your lower back when he moved to kiss you,

And you kissed back. For some reason, you did. And that moment was amazing, he came closer to you.

The only thing interrupting it had to be the fact you both needed to breathe. He quickly got up, and you did too. "Jump."

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You both layed there, on your bed, just making out. He glided his hands down to your thigh, tapping it silently. He reached into his pockets and pulled out a condom,

"did you plan on this happening?" You laughed. "Well I was hoping something like this would." He mumbled while laughing.

{{ This isn't a smut story 😽 so skip,

..if y'all want one I'll write it tho.}}

The next morning you woke up, recalling the actions from last night as you got flustered. You walked into the kitchen, and saw his knife on the ground. 'Eh, I'll just return it later.', you thought, placing it onto the table when you got a call.

"Helloo-?" "Hey, Billy left his knife at your house." The voice box rang, "Stu you can just speak."

He laughed across the phone, "I'll leave it at my window one of y'all come get it."

"You sound rushy" he laughed

"no just tired."

"I know why" You audibly gasped before you both broke out on laughter

💌🖤🧡

[danieyells]

Who do you think would beat last the "refusing to accept that they have a crush" allegations? Romeo and Jin act like they would die before admiting any sort of vulnerability, and, if their crush is someone that can tease them, they would probably pull a Taiga and eat the like dove raw before admitting their feelings.

"I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose" ass behaviors

I think Jin would admit it sooner than Romeo, although he probably would wait until he was sure it was more than just a crush. Whether or not he admits it to them depends on the nature of the person--he probably wouldn't wanna say it to someone he thinks is going to tease him for it or not believe him. He'd rather they say something first, skip the chance of awkwardness on his part. In his own mind he'd accept it. But he'd want to be certain he's not making a fool of himself by admitting it aloud. But he'd definitely admit it sooner than Romeo.

Romeo definitely keeps that shit to himself. You had better come to him first if you want any hope of hearing he likes you! He shows it more than he says it, but he'd probably deny that his mannerisms or actions are out of love. Or if he did say it it wouldn't be in a straightforward way, and it'd still only be after you asked if he was interested in you or confessed your own feelings. He probably refused to give it that much thought the entire time, refusing to even consider that his feelings had gotten that strong, and when he finally starts to accept it is when you ask. "And if I were doing all of this because I had feelings for you? If I did return your feelings, what would you suggest then." He won't say it until he's certain it'll be worth his while.

Now Leo. . .Leo is the real problem. Leo's confession depends entirely on yours. He makes a bet that you'll fall in love first, knowing full well he's got a crush already. But since he made this bet all he has to do is hold it in until you say like him first. And he's real determined to win that bet so it'll be hard to wrench it out of him. At some point he accepts it but oh god he would never say it. Not before you do! At some point Sho tells you he only makes that bet when he's already got a crush. The truth is you won before the bet even started.

Yuri would be a contender but he'd fuckin say it by accident at some point. It'd slip out somehow and he'd sputter and try and take it back.

Jiro would take a while too but that's because he'd be making absolutely certain that he's not misunderstanding his feelings. He's not trying to deny it he's just making sure he doesn't end up lying to you. Sorry he couldn't tell you sooner, MRIs makes him foam at the mouth so it took a while to get the scan done, but it looks like he's in love, probably? And it's probably with you. Just letting you know. Do you want a copy of the MRI for your records or. . . .

Ren seems like he'd be a contender but like. . .he's such a tsundere. I think he accepts it, he just doesn't wanna tell you. He thinks it'd be pointless to tell you. But he'd say it eventually because he wouldn't be able to keep it in forever.

The real winner tho? Ritsu.

Ritsu wouldn't even understand what he's feeling and how to process or admit it and that's why he wouldn't say it. You'd be married with kids and he damn well may never have said he loves you. He doesn't understand what he's feeling, just that he wants to be with you. . . . It's extremely inconvenient and goes against his work ethic, so he ignores it most of the time, only asking for a little bit of your personal time. He wouldn't admit it solely because he doesn't realize that's what it is. If you ask if he loves you he'd say that you're compatible, so do the feelings involved really matter? His mom tells you he loves you before Ritsu does. She can tell, Ritsu can't.

[lokisransom]

Take Me Back To Eden

you radiate a warmth that loki craves, it reminds him of Asgard when he was young, before he thought of it as a place of unjust bias resulting in the anguish of their people. Since the day he saw this father for who he is loki only craved the familiarity and comfort of what felt like home to him. it had always seemed just out of reach, as if the world around him needed him to feel cold and alone, ironic considering his lineage.

The day he met you he could've sworn the universe was just putting him in his place, just another desire just out of reach, something he convinced himself would solve all his problems, or at least help him relax once in a while. You seemed almost ethereal, Moreso than even the god was prepared for. No one on the compound had told him they'd be getting a new teammate or that said teammate would give off an almost hypnotic aura.

Loki knew he needed you the second he laid eyes on you, it took him days to come up with a plan that he thought would succeed, he placed you on a metaphorical pedestal, convinced himself that even his best schemes couldn't trick you into spending time with him no matter the context.

Loki almost idolized you, he'd do things with the justification that you would want him to or that you would approve of his actions, most of the actions using those justifications were selfcare themed proving himself kind of right and definitely not wrong (his favorite type of right) 

he'd gotten into the habit of going off into his own world while in meetings and especially while outside sunbathing, you were always the center of his fantasies, although innocent in nature they were still very distracting. in fact they were so distracting that he didn't notice you standing over him with a smile on your face until you kneeled down next to him  where you poke his sides to get his attention. his eyes snap open the second you touch him, a moment ago he had thought your scent was just his overactive imagination.

the panic set in almost immediately, none of this was how he'd imagined the two of you would talk for the first time, he had always thought one day he would finally walk up to you after a mission, or maybe save you from imminent death, making him your saviour but here you sat with an eyebrow raised in curiosity.

"hey?" your greeting sounded more like a question than you had meant it to but you'd also expected loki to cause chaos at every chance 

"h-hi" the only thoughts running through his mind was how perfect you were up close, he wanted to lean into you and never let you go but he refrained from doing so. you could read him like a book, his every though projected from behind his eyes, his body language screaming that he just wanted to fall into your arms and never leave. 

"you're so much more docile than I expected" your head was tilted and your tone curious. Loki's paused for a moment, thinking over his most recent actions and how they'd been sub par for his standards. he hadn't thought he'd let you distract him that much but he hadn't gone through his usual weekly list of pissing people off with minor inconveniences and moving furniture an inch to the left. his methods have gone soft but he tells himself its just efficiency. 

"i guess i have been more docile recently, you're right to have expected more of me." his gaze drops to the grass below you, the last thing he wanted was to disappoint you.

"n-no, its not that I expected more of you, I've just heard rumors, none of them exactly pleasant. i think its a good thing that you haven't been wreaking havoc. it makes you seem a little more approachable. " your smile softened and your brows furrowed. 

"they don't speak to you much do they" you intended it to be a question but it was really more of an observation. loki just shook his head, he'd always been a loner, always craved recognition and reassurance, always just wanted to have someone to lean on and he seemed to have accidentally chosen you. he really didn't mean to but you just had this atmosphere surrounding you. 

you placed your hand under his chin, gently pulling up so that he'd look you in the eyes, you felt the need to make him truly understand your intentions.

"they don't deserve a glimpse inside your mind, frankly neither do i but id like to change that if you'd let me" if it was the placement of your hand or the tone of your voice he wasn't sure but you had left him breathless, he nodded in response to you, not trusting his voice or even knowing what to say. all he knew was that he needed you, that he'd run to you any time he had the chance, his mind raced with possibilities, plans for long walks, places you might enjoy, he suddenly wanted to know everything about you, your favorite foods, if you had allergies, your favourite color. he needed to know it all, he wanted to crawl inside your mind and aimlessly walk till his legs give out.  

you decided you would join him in the grass, sitting just out of the sun under a tree while he continued laying in the direct sunlight, he turned onto his side to face you, not ever wanting to miss a glimpse of you. even in the shade you seemed to be glowing, it was a nice warm glow that reminded him of an oil lamp or a camp fire on a summers night. 

the sun had started setting, you and loki had fallen into a comfortable conversation that jumped from topic to topic, he would hang on your every word and you returned the interest. it seemed the two of you really were polar opposites, although you'd both spent much of your lives searching for something to even you out, for him that meant sunbathing for hours a day and for you that meant long walks on winter nights. 

loki had kept in the back of his mind that you two might be able to even each other out more so than your current solutions, he didn't want to push his luck though, he had just gotten to talk to you today and he didn't want to push you to far or scare you off, although he did hope that you had the same thought process as him.

of course you had, it was what initially made you want to go to him, you'd heard rumors of him being cold, both physically and metaphorically. you'd always felt like you burned to bright for your own good, like at at any moment you'd combust and be left with nothing but ashes.

you'd always felt like Icarus, flying to close to the sun but not sure you could resist even if you wanted to. it had popped into your mind at some point while you and loki spoke that he could keep your wings from melting in the hot sun, although it would run the risk of the cold shattering the wax that kept you afloat. it felt like you had known him all your life, as if he was there from the start. 

you thought to yourself that maybe both of your lives would have been better if you had known each other from the start, that maybe if you had been Asgardian or if he had been thrown to Midgard at a different time maybe together you would've been  able to avoid the growing pains of life. maybe you would've been able to save his mother or avoid some alien invasions, maybe you could've saved him before he fell and maybe he could've held you before the collapse. 

the chill in the air and the darkness surrounding you is what snapped you out of your train of thought, you'd both spent so long talking that your voices were hoarse and the sun had long gone down, the moon cast a blue sheen on Loki's skin making the green of his  clothes stand out  just that little bit more. the reflection in his eyes drew your attention, he seemed less at peace under the moonlight, almost as if nights in the past had left him sleepless and numb. 

in reality it wasn't the night that was at fault but instead the endless expanse of space and the creatures that occupied it, particularly the ones that dedicated their lives to hunting him down and making him suffer, the sun helped him forget about the darkness that followed him across galaxies. you crawled towards him sitting back on your heels, you rested you hand on his back softly as to not startle him. the look on his face told you everything you needed to know.

"you know you don't have to run alone right?" your words were far softer than either of you had expected, the implication that you'd follow him across worlds hung heavy in the air, although he did understand where you were coming from. in the short time you'd been speaking to one another you'd become closer friends than loki had ever had. 

he nodded in response before hesitantly responding "I know, but its safer if I'm alone.. less people get hurt when I'm alone" his word stung you in a way you didn't quite understand. you knew he didn't want to be alone and that he meant it towards everyone and not just you but you felt the need to prove him wrong which would prove to be a difficult task.  

after a short pause you decided on actively asking him questions that would force him to second guess his train of thought and re-evaluate what his options actually are.

"is there really no where you could go that would be safe? even just for a little while? what about Asgard?" your spitfire questions almost threw his off, he'd never had someone try to problem solve with him because most people just wanted him gone. 

"I mean, technically Asgard would be fine for a while... i never really thought about going back home. there really isn't anything there for me other than potential safety and inevitably the past." that answer felt almost to easy. the only real downside would be the lack of purpose. at least if he stayed here he would have something to fight for even if it wasn't something he was passionate about it was still a reason to get out of bed every morning. he also realized at the thought of leaving he felt an almost dread, not because he'd miss the things he has or the general area but because he'd found a new friend that he really didn't want to get to the point of missing. he didn't want to miss you. 

"if you go to Asgard are you going alone?" you didn't want to outright ask if you could go with him but you were really hoping he'd let you, if nothing  else it would be nice to see a new planet. he could've sworn that his heart fluttered, maybe he could have the best of both worlds.

"would you be willing to go with me?" a smirk creeped its way onto his face and with that you knew you'd finally get to see the chaos loki could bring, a trickster back in the places he learned how to trick people would be a recipe for fun, for him at least. 

A/N- i will be making a part two fairly soonish, also i apologize if this seemed all over the place, it was written in the late hours of the night across several weeks and I'm not great at reading over things before i post them, maybe some day I'll learn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PS. this was 2k words, v proud of myself 

[xxlady-lunaxx]

Confession, rejection, acceptance, repeat | {KokuZan}

Theme: Angst, angst, and more angst 🤩✨

"Yes? What would you like?" Muzan asked, turning to his highest ranked demon.

"Uh.. Master, I would like to, uh, ask you...out?" Kokushibo said nervously. For over thirty years his crush on his king had only grown. And only just a couple months before, the other uppermoons had found out. They'd pushed him to confess ever since he told them and he'd finally decided he would today. Which was what he was currently doing.

Muzan cocked his head to the side, confused. Ask him out? To leave the room or...? 

But reading his uppermoon's mind proved he'd gotten it completely wrong.

Forcing away the heat that was rising up to his face, Muzan quickly got ahold of himself. "Kokushibo," he said.

The said demon looked up and met the red-pink eyes of his crush with the six of his own. "Hm?"

"No."

The word bounced around the room several times before it sank into Kokushibo's mind and he realized what his master meant. "...No?" he whispered, more to himself than to the other.

Muzan nodded and turned to leave. He paused at the doorway, though, and said, "Oh, and, tell the other uppermoons that if they so much as think about any of these stupid relationship things, they can forget they ever existed. That goes to you, too, Kokushibo. I'm surprised you even considered it. And for thirty years?" He shook his head, disappointed, and left, leaving Kokushibo to process what had just happened.

___________________ "I knew it. I told you he wouldn't accept it.." Kokushibo repeated for the 10th time, looking off into the distance.

Daki sighed and continued rubbing Kokushibo's back. Usually it was the elder of the two acting as the comforter, but this time Daki had to play the part to her father figure. "I'm sure he's just in shock."

"No.. no, he was clear about it. If he thought we might be together at any point he wouldn't have put such restrictions.. He's right, though. I can't let myself think such things, I mustn't ponder this any longer." Kokushibo's mind was set. Kind of. Well, not really. A little. ...Not at all, if he was honest, but he had to obey his Master's orders. He got up and gave Daki the fakest smile ever. "I'll be fine, no need to worry. I apologize for this inconvenience. I'll see you later." (BRO HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT- Edit: Nvm i fixed it 😁)

He left without another word.

Daki sighed again and looked down. If she hadn't pushed him to confess this wouldn't have happened. How had she messed everything up.. 

Douma walked in and sat next to Daki. "Don't worry, they both just need time to think about it!" He clapped cheerfully. "I'm sure in no time they'll be together."

From behind the two uppermoons, Akaza groaned in annoyance. "Master literally said we can't even as much as think about those kinds of things, stop acting like it's going to happen. Because as much as we want it, the Master's word is his word and we can't disobey."

The blond nodded, still acting as optimistic as ever. Akaza sighed. Daki rolled her eyes at the two and got up. "I've got to go now, you two stop fighting." And at that, she left.

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For another week, Kokushibo grew restless. He couldn't believe he had actually gone out there and asked Muzan that. Or that he had been rejected. The humiliation and disappointment weighed down on him. The other Uppermoons tried desperatly to cheer him up, but as much as he appreciated their attempts, it did nothing to lift his spirits. He was just to sadened about this to be happy.

Meanwhile, Muzan couldn't get his mind off of this. He was surprised, shocked, flustered (although he would never admit it), and apprehensive. He didn't know how to feel about this but he did know (or at least he thought he did) that he shouldn't accept this confession. It would get in the way of everything. Of course, he felt that that might be wrong but... who would listen to their heart anyways. That was weak and for humans. Which was how they were always so vulnerable and fearful. Getting attatched caused problems.

Then again.

If he didnt accept, who knows how long he'll be thinking about this on and on. He couldn't stop, and if he didn't at least consider accepting then who knows how long he might think about it. But of course that was the whole point. Distracting him from important matters.

He sighed, annoyed. Why were emotions so annoying and complicated?!

Muzan rolled his eyes at himself. Whatever, this wasn't worth his time.

But then an hour later he caught himself thinking about it, yet again. What was wrong with him? Had these emotions gotten ahold of his head...?

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Kokushibo sat in his study, reading. 

Kiyoko took his hands and smiled up at him. "What I would give to live with you forever." She smiled softly and faded away, leaving Hiroshi crying deeply as his lover disappeared in his arms.

The Uppermoon paused, wondering why he was reading this. He'd gotten so into the book that he hadn't even realized he was reading a romance novel. Was this because he wanted to replicate this with Muzan? ....Wait.

Why couldn't he just stop thinking about this? Every day it was Muzan this, Muzan that. Wishing he was in his arms now, knowing that he'd never be then. What was with him? He had to stop this. Push down all these disrupting feelings. No. More. Emotions. 

Sometimes he wished he could be like Douma. Never feeling real emotions, only faking. It would make things all the more easier. He got up and tucked the book back into the bookshelf. That was enough thinking. He had to accept his fate. Enough of this wanting, he was done with wisihgn he had something he would never get. Leaving the room, he vowed he wouldn't have anything to do with love again. Never ever.

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Muzan was having completely different thoughts. He felt as if he shouldn't have been so harsh on his uppermoon. Besides, he had always favored his top ranked Uppermoon best. Which was one of the reason Kokushibo was Upper 1. And besides, there was something there. He hated to admit it, but he had definitely flushed JUST A LITTLE (totally-) when the confession had risen. So maybe he should accept this? Maybe.. 

He looked around. Where was Kokushibo? He would accept the confession now. Two weeks of thinking was enough, who cares about the restrictions he'd set. They didn't matter anymore. He was going to get Kokushibo and accept the stupid (or not) confession. He couldn't take it anymore, too much thinking and theorizing and restless nights of worry. He was going to give his own confession to his favorite Uppermoon.

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Kokushibo had been called to see Muzan for a reason he did not know. He knocked on the door and waited for a response.

 Muzan looked up. When he realized it was Kokushibo, he took a deep breath to get himself ready before he said, "Come in." He motioned for the other to sit across from him as the demon strode in. "I know you're wondering why I have summoned you here, and, well, the matter is quite simple. It's a matter adressing what happened a couple weeks ago. Your... 'confession.'" 

The room grew painfully quiet as the demon king waited for an answer. Then, "Yes?" Kokushibo wondered if it was to reprimand (me writing that but only vaguely knowing what it means) him for thinking about it. But whatever it was, at least he had decided to let it go and stop paying so much attention to it, right?"

Muzan took a deep breath, deciding to let Kokushibo have his privacy and not read his mind. If they were going to do this, he needed everything to work out as he wanted. "Well. I'm going to.. accept it. Or rather, I'll confess something as well. I.. I'm asking you out."

Kokushibo was beyond shocked. "Wait what?"

"I'm asking you out," Muzan repeated, getting impaitent.

"No.. I heard what you said but.. I'm just.. surprised."

"Yes, I suppose you would be. But anyways, now you can accept this an-" the shorter of the two was cut off by Kokushibo.

"No. I am going to reject this. I apologize, Master, but I have no interest in this sort of love nonsense." And with that, he got up and left, leaving the demon king, the one who got everything he wanted and everything had to be his way, alone.

"....." Muzan was shocked. How could he have just been rejected? Him? The demon lord? Been rejected by his own subject? ....this couldn't be happening. How. Why?! He got up to storm after Kokushibo but then paused. This.. humiliation, this embarrassment and disappointment.. It was how Kokushibo must've felt when he'd rejected him, right?

He sat back down and slumped in his chair. He supposed he deserved this, then. But.. how would he go about this? Kokushibo had gone with acceptance.. Suppose he did the same? It wouldn't be easy but.. that's just life for you. Was this how it was for the humans as well? Perhaps emotions had more to them than fragility....

Word count: 1523

{Look I didn't know where to end it ok- But anyways this was too short 😞

Anyways, ignore the amount of spelling mistakes in this, I was too lazy to look up the proper spelling.}

Edit: AGAIN I WROTE THIS A WHILE AGO AND ON WATTPAD SO IT'S KINDA GOOFY BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT 😭