#although gunnie had a lot of bad luck

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@dimension20official I feel like there are multiple people who would jump at the opportunity to publicly shame Lou’s dice

Dice Shaming

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21-22 Summaries - Oilers @ Blues (5-4)

okay it's been forever since I have done this....let's have a good one boys. also i really hope torey and brayden are back soon

overall a really great game from the boys. Lots of stuff clicking but we really need to get torey and mikkola back. Calle and Bortz are useful for one or two games at a time but can't be mainstays on the blueline. incredible game from Robby and Vladi

First Period:

okay going to be making dinner during the first so might miss some stuff

Chief trusting Robby to match up against McDavid

makes me so happy. he is having a great year and deserves it

okay let's not get ourselves into a penalty fest here boys

BARBIE

also love how agressive Colton was on the PP. really jumping up in the play

ugh not that agressive colton to put yourself offside. keep that mindset though bud. good ideas

i like the Oiler's goalie's mask

panger don't talk about Steener right now, i miss him

oh that was pretty. very pretty sequence on that PP. shoutout to Buch with the backhand pass

oh so close Dak

hey hey a Colton slap shot. keep taking those babe and they will go in eventually

THERE WAS 5 SECONDS LEFT YOU GUYS

ugh that is unacceptable and really pisses me off

but we had a fantastic period so if we can just keep going we will be good to go

Second Period

oh marco got away with a trip there i think

oof another hooking call on Robby

that was a really pretty pass from Connor to Leon on that goal

we need to start getting some pressure and pucks on net here boys

we look a little more tired this period

look at colton go. just getting up the middle of the ice with spped and drving the net. also great pass from Robby

it has been a while since I have really been able to watch a game like this and i can really tell the difference in Robby's game. he is moving his feet, making great passes, and being more agressive on the attack. i love it. this is what we need from him

also I love Bortz and he isn't awful but i really can;t wait until Torey and Mikkola are back. I think Bortz has entered end of career Gunny teritory in terms of speed and skill but now we don't have Petro to make up for it

BORTZ!!! he heard me taling shit lol I'll keep doing it if it means he keeps scoring

oh so close O'Ry

another powerplay??? Rouzy looked very confused while Connor was pushing him to the ice lol

the way i screamed when Binner gave that puck away

once again i am in awe of how sexy David Perron's hockey is

holy shit some very sexy hockey from Robby and Rouzy that lead to a grade A scoring chance for Buch

I turn my back for like a minute and they score twice....come on boys. it sounded like some sloppy zone clears and turnovers which isn't great but haven't been a pattern this year so not too worried yet. the oilers are very good and this game is going better than i though considering the guys we have out

not a horrible PP to end the period but just a little too much passing. we have to start getting pucks to the net

although i can see why they may be hesitant condisering the spped Edmonton has. one mishandled rebound and they are off the races into our own end. so i kinda get it

i am expecting a huge effort from Binner in the third even though none of these goals have been really obviously his fault

Third Period

okay great start to the period for Binner

also getting some good shots on but they are really clean so they have been easy saves

I adore DP but something is off right now. his hands and puck control look great but he just isn't moving his feet very much

god Buch is having some bad luck tonight. missed a couple really great chances

good god barbie that was a great pass from robby and you had like half the net

Oh wait fuck he did score. it was in and out of the net so fast it looked like it went off the crossbar. good shit

also assist for Robby and he has a multi point game streak going

okay kids we gotta be more disciplined in front of our net. we can;t be taking penalties right now

fuck yeah boys. way to keep your feet moving and tie it up. bery sexy. Vladi and Bortz were putting in some seriouis work and got rewarded

robby with the assist. that is 3 tonight. that's my guy

oh man there is so much time left in this game

DP back at it with the sexy puck protection

ugh i really wanted that point.....Calle was a bit over mached on the boards there i think

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Lineup Lamentations - GW36

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s for the week!

WALSH 

TRANSFERS:

OUT: n/a

IN: n/a

Easy save for me this week. Fresh off BB the team is in good shape and a strong XI. Will reassess with two frees next gameweek and see what's what.

GK:

Ederson (bur)

Ederson goes to Burnley which feels like as good a chance for a clean as any. I suspect Dyche to park to fuckland and City have been cleaning their lives away recently. It feels great to have Ederson in for these final three games.

DEF:

van Dijk, Alexander-Arnold, and Robertson (HUD)

Triple Livp are in babes. VVD Trent and Robbo came in big as my only SGWers last GW and look primed for cleans in their final three. It's scary to not have any Livp attackers but as long as the clean comes in I should keep pace just fine.

MID:

Son and Eriksen (WHU)

Suon and Eriksen are in home Wet Spam. Spurs are great and Poch is one of the best managers in Europe. 6-0 incoming.

Sterling (bur)

City being eliminated from Champs makes me feel pretty good about Pep not rotating his big boys and riding them till the bitter end. Raz against a bus is always a bit eek but he's been getting minimum one tap in per game lately so as long as he tap tap taps it in then life will be swell.

Redmond (BOU)

Finally, Redderz gets another start home to Howe's group of beach merchant shitehouses. Redderz peaked the GW before the DGW, but nonetheless, I still fancy the boy. Few plum fixtures and I'll probably stick with him in my lineup until the end this season.

FWD:

Agüero (bur)

Kun sticks in there, feels fine. He looked a bit more lively against United than he had done lately so hopefully he's got some explosions left in him. I'm still eyeing him up for triple cap in 37...but we'll see.

Gray (WOL)

Gray gets another start for me home to Wolves. Wolves fucking suck so happy to start Gray in this one against their diabolical GK and horrific CBs.

Llorente (WHU)

Last but not least is the blue eyed beauty Llorenthe. He was a joke laugh riot against Brighton but the fixture is too good to see past. I'm expecting him to play as I think Poch'll probably sit him against Ayax since it would be difficult to carry a donkey in that game. Hopefully he lucks into something. Who is to say? I have no clue.

CAP:

Sterling (bur)

I'm going Raz. Even tho Poch is one of the best managers in Europe (as mentioned above) and Spurs usually, 99.9% of the time, dismantle and blow over horrible sides that roll up to their house, I'm going to overlook them here and stand by City. I like Raz more than Kun away and I'm praying to all the satan's in hell that Pep puts Bilv in central mid and sticks Leroy on the left with Raz on the right. I'm a little bit worried that Raz could be leggy on Sunday...he has played a lot of minutes recently...but he's a fit boy so hopefully he just gets in there and fires.

ALON

TRANSFERS:

OUT: Ward-Prowse

IN: Loftus-Cheek

It’s 1:30am here and I was looking at my lineup just like bleh. The prospects of starting a very underwhelming (I broke him when I transferred him in) JWP or Cathcart in a meh fixture or Bednarek ever or McNeil home to City were just all giving me terrible feelings. Ruben at least is a player that I love and rate highly and losing a hyphenated player in my team in JWP it became a very logical replacement to just bring in RLC and go from there. I looked at Camarasa as well but RLC’s stats were way better and obviously the team is way better so I’m hoping to find some points in the last 2-3 fixtures (not definitely starting RLC in all 3).

GK:

Gunn (BOU)

A big let down on my DGW because of a 90th minute Gray ding what a bummer. I’m starting Gunny over Guaita though because I think the fixture is a lot better and although Bournemouth still do attack and have some good attackers I’m just hoping that the power of the beach overwhelms them into being terrible and Southampton keeping a clean. Also all Callum Wilson has been doing for a bit now is missing sitters so I hope that that keeps up as well.

DEF:

Matip and Alexander-Arnold (HUD)

Hope both start. Should be easy from there.

Vertonghen (WHU)

Vert has been a great servant to Alon FC since I brought him in so I hope that this keeps up. WHU have given up on life.

MID:

Salah (HUD)

King / Legend / The Best.

Sterling (bur)

Raz is great. Hopefully he stops missing sitters. Although actually hopefully he keeps missing sitters and City drop all the points.......

Son (WHU)

Son is fantastic and I really think he’s a captain shout this week against West Ham like I mentioned on the pod. West Ham will play their standard midfield two of just Noble and Rice and a bunch of other attackers paired with bad defenders. Son should find joy here and he’s suspended in first leg of UCL so it makes no sense to rest him.

Loftus-Cheek (mun)

At Old Trafford we know is an outstanding attacking fixture. I’m just hoping that it’s DDG in goal and not Romero so that all of RLC’s curlers from distance magically squirt through his butterfingers.

FWD:

Agüero (bur)

Kun is auto. Like Walsh looking like he’ll be my TC next gameweek.

Jiménez (wat)

I seem to have broke Jim as well with my transfer in. This is my first time owning him all season - what a joke - and he goes from the most consistent best FPL asset of the season to three straight blanks. Good job by me.

Llorente (WHU)

Llorente like Son should find some joy against the mess that is West Ham. They concede 2+ basically every match so Fernando will get chances. Just needs to dick them in now.

CAP:

Salah (HUD)

It’s just easy. I’m not sure what I would’ve done say in Walsh’s position whether you transfer in Mo or Sadio or cap someone else I’m not sure it’s a really tough call. Maybe Son, I might’ve gone Son. But regardless I do have Salah so I go with Salah and don’t overthink things. Huddy are Huddy and if Salah is in the mood he’ll score 5 on his own.