#altezi

[teecupangel]

Hi Teecup, hope everything's going good! Here's yet another Desmond becomes an animal AU, but with a twist! :D

So Desmond gets reborn as a horse. I also imagine it somewhat modern setting, with Ezio being 17 and Altaïr being 16.

Desmond feels the unmistakable sensation at being born and to his suprise he is not a human, but a foal. Born at Auditore Farm. Where Ezio is the new manager after his father retired and Federico was in a bad accident that leaves him unable to ride the horses anymore. And first thing that happens after he takes the position is that the prized mare of Masyaf Ranch breaks into a stallions pen and gets pregnant. After the two ranches struck a deal about the mare that might finally save the struggling Auditore farm from being sold. The mare that was Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad personal, very dear, horse. So, Ezio is not having a good time and Desmond feels bad and blames himself for it. Because he couldn't even die properly, so why should his re-birth be anything other than a huge fiasco and mistake.

Until Ezio takes a look at the foal the next morning and sees the newborn foal just sitting in the corner, not caring about his mothers attempts to get him stand up. It wasn't the foals fault it was born and their farm had always prided themselves in the care and love their horses recieved. So when the foal refuses to nurse, Ezio takes it upon himself to hand raise it.

When Rashid and Altaïr comes for the mare, Rashid looks in disgust at Desmond, but Altaïr looks.... sad. While everyone moves the mare over to the transport, Ezio goes to feed Desmond and finds Altaïr in the stall. Desmond is playing with Altaïr and the teen is smiling, which Ezio thought him incapable off. When Altaïr realises he's been caught he tries to play it off as curiousity at his prized mares offspring, but Ezio of course doesn't buy it. Especially when the offer to try to bottle feed Desmond is recieved with a very enthuastic nod. Sadly Altaïr has to leave and Ezio is left with having to juggle the responsibility of the stable, of raising Desmond who refuses a foster mother and his duty as the middle brother. Life is stressfull, but Desmond certainly brightens any day.

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Just a very self indulgent AU with the excuse of having Ezio and Federico in tight jeans and cowboy hats. XD And ofc Desmond causing chaos everywhere he goes, though rarely causing harm. Maybe Leonardo could be a vet that works at both stables for EziLeo or you could even do a rare pair of EziAlt(idk what the ship name is XD) once Altaïr realises that Al Mualim never had the horses in mind, only profit.

Ratonhnhaké:ton can remain largely unchanged if you want him included. Haytham works at Masyaf Ranch and both Auditore and Masyaf border a native american reserve where he met Ziio. Ratonhnhaké:ton prefers to play and eventually help out on Auditore Farm, much to his fathers chagrin. But Haytham does try to be there for him, despite their differences(i've recently gone into a fix it Father-Son fic dive, so i want a Haytham that will at least try for his son).

Full disclmainer: i have only watched/read a few movies and books about ranches and stables, not to mention having no idea how native americans do things, so i apologize if anything is grossly wrong. I don't mean it, i just want a feel good story about a man and his horse overcoming odds and everythin ends well at the end. ^^

Full disclaimer: The only thing I know about ranches and stables are from … well, majority from fanfics where one dude goes to a ranch to work and falls in love with the ranch owner and… the movie Nope and that horse-heavy episode of Leverage. XD

So my immediate idea is that Altaïr ran away from Masyaf Ranch and asks Ezio to employ him for board and food. That’s our setup for AltEzi if you want XD

Or it can turn into Ezio being the older brother and caring parental figure that Altaïr desperately needed.

I don’t know why but I kinda imagine Federico having to use a cane in this one as part of his accident. He still helps out in the ranch but he’s relegated to light work and mostly budgeting and stuff. Altaïr’s employment is a definite godsend.

Federico is also the one who cooks and he cooks a lot when he’s stressed. Even makes his own jam from the garden they have (which Ezio tends to most of the time).

It would be funny if this was set in Desmond’s POV the entire time so the whole EziAlt part is right there but Desmond just assumes they’re becoming such close ‘friends’.

Ratonhnhaké:ton and Haytham works as stable hands and Ratonhnhaké:ton is around Altaïr’s age so they become close.

If you still want this to be EziLeo then the beta couple could be AltCon instead? That’s an even rarer pairing hahahaha

Leonardo is a family friend and the vet to their town (which has a lot of ranches) and he’s close to the family that he sometimes joins meal time whenever he’s there on a job and he has the time. If this was EziLeo, this would be a slowburn friends-to-lovers kind of deal with Federico working overtime to get Ezio to realize that Leonardo has a crush on him. Altaïr gets roped in later on much to his dissatisfaction.

Claudia and Petruccio are both living their own lives with Petruccio away for college. If this was summer time, he comes home to help out and he can be Altaïr’s friend.

Throughout this entire thing, Desmond is just trying to live his horse life while trying to get use to his horse body with his greatest problem being his instincts to move like a human.

He finds love in eating the strawberry field Haytham is in charge of.

His archnemesis is a bird that always tweet so loudly in the morning, waking him up and having the galls to land on his back because it knows Desmond sees him as the bane of his horse existence.

In other words, this is a feel good story about two men finding their own happiness while taking care of the strangest horse… while overcoming odds and everything ends well in the end.

[sulfies]

I wanna eat your art (politely) thank you

Thank you my child, no shipper shall go hungry

[ericadolohan]

Plushie thoughts

Another request from Bychopy!!!! (On pixiv)

This time it's Altezi and my OC Kayn!!! Thinking about their someone while holding the plushie version of that someone (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

(lol Altezi is thinking about Yareth(Bychopy's OC) while Kayn is thinking about Jayzu(My OC) lmao)

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Anyways... Full colour pencil! And oh my god... This looked so beautiful. I never ever got this kind of such good colouring before just... Wow... I am proud of myself...

Seriously just look at Altezi!!! The way I colored him is for me, unbelievable!

I never managed to colour such almost accurately I wanted it so good! Like bruh! And add up the fact I'm finally learning colour theory, now that is for me, is amazing...

I'm going to give myself a hug... I'm so happy •ᴗ•

[illtakethatroad]

Declaring Rights

Ezio should have listened to himself when the first warning struck him, his mind telling him not to glance back over towards the man in the corner. Whose amber eyes were half-lidded, cupping his drink in his hands, watching the crowd. As if waiting for someone. Yes, he should have kept his attention on his brother whom was trying to see where he was looking. Lady luck was smiling down on him tonight because his poor sibling had no idea where he was looking - who he was watching - so intently. If he had, well...the younger man wouldn't live it down.

Because he was staring at a man. Who was just lounging there, twisting the glass in his hands every once in a while. Those gorgeous eyes still looking elsewhere and not locking onto his own so he could appreciate and see them fully. The young man tightened his hold on his Miller bottle. Yes, oh yes, how he'd love to peer into those warm depths - press the other man's back against a wall, pin his hands down as he nipped along that expanse of skin exposed when the other turned his head.

It seemed as if his - yes,

his

- golden eyed beauty felt his gaze, the man slowly glancing over to Ezio.

A flash of light from the DJ booth illuminated the man's form. Brown locks a shade lighter than his own, a strong jawline - oh, how he wanted to bite and nibble and nip it - how a scar ran down those lips -

dio

...the man parted them ever so slowly...

He also couldn't help but notice how the man was dressed so casually. A simple black jacket, white shirt and how his denim jeans hugged him just

fucking right

. Not too tight - Ezio wanted to tug them off, just to see if this man was wearing anything underneath - yet not too loose. He felt his hand tighten its hold more, bringing the bottle to his lips to take a swig.

The other had crossed his legs, taking a hand back from the drink as he leaned back.

The second warning was how he shouldn't have offered to buy a drink for the taunting male across the room.

Yet he'd set the beer down, turning to look for a waitress. Soon, he'd called her over - yes, he could appreciate her curves and how her breasts seemed to 'pop' out - he then motioned over to the corner where his beauty was sitting. "Be a doll and get him whatever he desires, bella. Tell him this one's on me."

He'd heard Federico - he momentarily wondered why he was here - ask him what he was doing. Other things amoung this and that but Ezio's gaze had returned to his bottle that he'd been resting on his knee. Once the woman left, he slowly lifted his sights. Just in time to see the waitress speak to the man with yellow spheres, motioning over to him a moment later.

Ezio licked his lips when he caught sight of the man motion down to his drink, parting his lips to respond -

fuck

, he wanted the other man to go down on him, those lips...those c-

A hand seized hold of his shoulder, shaking him.

He turned his attention to Federico, raising a brow as his hand slid up to grip the neck of the bottle.

"What're you

doing

? Offering to buy a drink - and for a

guy

no less." It was whispered and harsh, as if coming to the conclusion that his little brother was drunk.

And how he wished he had been. All the images of what those lips could do to certain parts of his anatomy and he wanted to mark up the other's skin. Bite, suck, hold onto the man hard enough to leave imprints -

"Hmm......" He lolled his head back to its previous position to look back at the man, watching to then see how gold locked onto his own. The younger sibling couldn't stop the carefree smile coming to his lips, revealing his teeth. "Non posso farne a meno. Lo voglio."

Indeed...he wanted to grab a fistful of those chocolate locks, push the man's form into the sheets - the only sounds being moans, groans, grunts and skin hitting skin - and have it get to the point - hard, fast, rough - where his bright eyed beauty would grab the covers, tear and tug at them as his cheeks would flush -

There was a whack against the back of his head, causing him to blink and veer over to his brother with a scowl.

"Vai a farti fottere." was hissed, grabbing onto Ezio's shoulder to shake him a bit. "Don't waste both his and your time just 'eye fucking.'

Go

."

Ezio immediately shook his head, feeling himself blindly set the beer down. "Then who would look out for you, dear brother?" he teased, obviously getting another, 'Vai a farti fottere.'

He turned his gaze back over to the tanned man he'd been watching, blinking and suddenly alarmed to see that the other had slipped past him.

Cazzo...

Well, this was a let down. His shoulders slumped slightly and turned to face the bar, raising his hand to motion the tender over. He rose his head, ordering another drink. A harder one - hopefully as hard as he'd wanted to take the man who had slipped right from under his nose.

...what a letdown.

Ezio blinked when he noticed a small slip of paper handed to him.

He slowly tipped his head back, instantly recognizing the other male standing before him. Whom had a brow raised in an interested manner, the side of his scarred lips tugged back - he wanted to devour this man whole - and lowered his gaze down onto the paper. Ezio looked lost for a moment before his mind caught up with the other silently telling him to take the paper.

And so he did, shifting to slip it into his backpocket, eyes still on the other man's face.

"Altair."

"Scusa...?"

The man before him - Altair - rose his gaze to look at him, the amused expression still there. "My name...is Altair."

With that the exotic male had left, leaving Ezio to stare at him - eyes having eyed that ass then run over the rest of the other's form - before licking his lips once again.

He should have listened to Federico when they left, should have ignored the tug and pull and

lust

, yet he didn't. Couldn't. Wouldn't.

Ezio had picked up his cell phone and dialed the number, nearly letting out a happy groan when it was answered by the man who'd given him the number. Relieved that it indeed did belong to

his

Altair.

Whether the man knew it or not...he was going to be his.

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Summary: A man in the corner caught his attention, a man with such gorgeous eyes. And whether he knew it or not, Ezio already decided that he was his.

dio: God bella: beautiful (feminine) Non posso farne a meno. Lo voglio.: I can't help it. I want him. Vai a farti fottere.: Go fuck yourself. Cazzo: fuck Scusa: sorry (I use Google Translate for this stuff so...yeah...)

I'm sorry if it sucked or seemed too out there...I was kinda zoning a bit.

[teecupangel]

have you ever thought of writing an Altaïr /Desmond /Ezio ? I would love to read something like this written by you.

Hi nonny,

At the moment, I have no plans to write an Altaïr/Desmond/Ezio. I can't be sure if I can even squeeze in a smutty oneshot next year but I'll let you know if I can? XD

I mean... I guess if I do make a harem ending for Badump Animus Destiny, that could count??? Not that I'm specifically planning on writing a harem ending XD

Uuuhh, here's two ideas that have that pairing though: Immortals AU where Arno gets sexiled a lot thanks to them and Poly ideas (one modern and 1 'canon' timeline) for Altaïr/Desmond/Ezio.

[teecupangel]

I'M WILL GOING BUCK WILD WITH THIS PLOT LMAO

Ah, ah! I was reading stuff on The Old Guard tag and now all I can think of is

Kassandra as Andy cause she is literally older than Jesus fucking Christ

Altaïr & Ezio as Nick & Joe cause WHY NOT

Arno as Booker cause he's a bloody drama queen

F!Eivor as Noriko cause DRAMA

Desmond as Nile cause they're BAMF and all come together on a AltEziDes with Arno suffering on the background and Kass looking like a proud lesbian mama lol

Bayek would be a good Andy too, and Connor and Shay also give me NickJoe vibes lol

Ooohhh, I’m always game to think about immortality-based plotlines XD

Kassandra as Andy would be spot on, especially if F!Eivor is Noriko/Quynh. Although, instead of a Labyrs, her main weapons would be the pointed tip of a spear and a Viking axe. She’d also be more on the calm chill side and happens to like to tease her fellow immortals. (To make it more interesting, maybe F!Eivor and her also met in the Isle of Skye and their relationship blossomed there as well)

Altaïr and Ezio as Nick and Joe would be a pretty fun pairing as well, especially if we keep Altaïr’s whole ‘distant and kinda arrogant’ personality. Ezio would be the one to remind him if he’s being too rude, sometimes with just a touch, because, even if they’ve been immortals for so long, some habits are hard to let go of. Ezio likes to joke that Altaïr is a work in progress which everyone knows is his way of saying Altaïr is trying. Altaïr, on the other hand, may act aloof most of the time but he’s quite protective of Ezio and there is no one in the world he trusts more than Ezio. Their personalities tend to clash at times and everyone knows that they sometimes spend half a century or so apart because of some dumb fight neither of them wanted to acknowledge responsibility with. It’s just become part of their whole deal that everyone just nods along to. Then Desmond comes in.

Arno as Booker would work. Just replace the death of Booker’s sons with Élise’s death (for more pain, maybe imply that Élise may have been or may have not been pregnant during the time of her death).

But you know who else could work as Booker? Haytham Kenway. Instead of being part of Napoleon’s army, keep his whole deal, including his actions to help the British Empire. But this time, he is the one to kill his own son instead. The American Revolution still played as history had recorded it so Haytham has to live his immortal life with the guilt of killing his son for nothing. He’d also be the most aloof of the Immortals and perhaps even be jealous of how ‘easy’ it is for everyone to move on. (Plus points if he treats Desmond the way he treats his son before and he only realizes it when Desmond tells him to stop treating him like an idiot, only digging in the guilt of how his relationship with his son was).

Eivor as Quynh/Noriko also gives us an excuse to… well, torture Eivor. While her imprisonment would be of a similar fate to Quynh/Noriko, we can include her being subjected to a blood eagle in Odin’s name. If you want to hammer in the angst, make Sigurd the one to do it. Of course, if Eivor and Kassandra met on the Isle of Skye, the events of Eivor’s life would have to be shuffled around to make it more coherent. Her imprisonment could be because of Sigurd or because of the Saxons.

And then there was Desmond. One main difference between Desmond and Nile would be their attachment to people. If we keep Desmond’s strained relationship with his parents, he would actually be more open to being immortal. He would hide his desire for a connection with practiced smiles and his chill personality although he wouldn’t fool Kassandra. It would be his desire for a connection but hiding it from everyone that makes it easy for him to fall for both Altaïr and Ezio. Neither of them planned to fall in love with Desmond, maybe they even started out a relationship with him as more of something fun and uncomplicated (like having the immortal version of an ongoing sexual and emotional threesome) which Desmond was cool with (he didn’t expect to fall for them too) while they’re teaching him the ropes and helping him acclimate with his newfound immortality. It would only be later that they would realize that Desmond is like the missing piece in their life.

Other possible ideas:

Ratonhnhaké:ton and Shay giving off Nick and Joe vibes? Color me intrigued. This one also has the additional emotional baggage of Shay being employed by Haytham who Ratonhnhaké:ton killed so, like… they say their relationship is ‘complicated’ and that would be an understatement.

If Arno is Booker, he would have had a relationship with Jacob Frye. Maybe his relationship with Jacob is what helps him move on from the pain of Élise’s death but Jacob isn’t an immortal soooo… (holy wow, Arno has, like, the short end of the stick in this one if he’s an immortal. Haytham doesn’t count, he deserves to feel the guilt)

Bayek would definitely be a good Andy as well. If you go for Bayek instead, Quynh/Noriko would have to be Aya. Although, if you just want Bayek to be included in the plot, he could be Lykon instead? Another possible Lykon is Alexios/Deimos as well and that would definitely be some angst for Kassandra.

Of course, Merrick would be Vidic, hahaha. Maybe Copley could be Layla or even Lucy?

Why are they immortals? Why do we need to explain that? Let’s keep it a mystery but make vague points of how it might be connected with some kind of Isu research to achieve eternal life.

[teecupangel]

Thoughts/plot ideas for a Desmond/Altair/Ezio poly ship?

Well, Desmond’s gonna get a lot of loving that’s for sure but here’s my thoughts/plot ideas for a Desmond/Altaïr/Ezio poly ship.

Let’s start of easy in terms of plot, in a modern AU setting:

Altaïr and Ezio would be rivals (school rivals, CEOs of rival companies) and there’s going to be a lot of UST between the two that everyone within a mile sees.

Their whole setup would be one of them tugs the other pigtail first then the other would tug it even harder until it just ends up an all out hair-pulling fight.

They’re both competitive af and they don’t like to lose.

But it’s all in good fun and they have this begrudging respect for one another that they’ll never admit.

It’s during one of their dick-measuring competition that things get heated and they ended up fucking (who tops? Whoever won the match)

At that point, their relationship would be more like fuck buddies and their foreplay is whatever stupid competition they cant think of.

Enter Desmond Miles.

In this scenario, Desmond’s either the son of a sorta famous asshole that Altaïr and Ezio know/have dealings with or he’s the bartender of their favorite bar. Either way, Desmond is someone that can be described as ‘unattainable’ because he’s a bartender and he knows all the different ways someone could flirt or because his famous father will make Altaïr and Ezio’s life hell.

We’re going sorta 90s romcom cliche and make Desmond a competition for Altaïr and Ezio. If you don’t want them to be assholes, the winner has to get Desmond’s number or one date. If you want them to be assholes, the winner has to fuck Desmond.

In the end, they’re both idiots who fall in love with Desmond anyway. Desmond also falls in love with both of them but he also knows that this is some kind of game to them both so he pretends he doesn’t know anything.

(insert angst-filled chapter here, maybe a 3rd act breakup just to get that out of the way)

In the end, Altaïr and Ezio agrees to share Desmond while they… uuuhh… kinda admit that they also love one another without saying it out right (like less ‘I think I like you too’ and more of ‘I’m okay with sharing Desmond with you but that’s because you’re special to me… maybe… we’ll see’)

Altaïr and Ezio also like to make Desmond their buffer whenever they’re annoyed with each other. Desmond sometimes like it because it means they’re going to pay extra attention to him just to annoy the other, sometimes he hates it because it pretty much boils down to “tell that idiot that I am not-” “Oh my god, he’s right there, just freaking talk to him!”

Ezio is the spontaneous type who enjoys surprising Altaïr and Desmond. He’s also the one whose PDA style has gotten him smacked with ‘sexual harassment’ post its (“They don’t even work here!” “We’re getting second hand sexual harassment!”)

Maria loves Desmond and already told Ezio that she’s going to adopt him if they ever break up. Claudia likes to joke that they’ll disown Ezio if he does break up with Desmond.

Maria jokes she’d marry Altaïr if she ever gets tired with Giovanni and Ezio has no idea why his mother is like this. Altaïr, on the other hand, is a little shit who sends flowers and giftcards regularly once he learned of this just to fuck with Ezio. Desmond knows Altaïr has sent Maria something because he always get something as well and he’s pretty sure Altaïr is trying to make sure he doesn’t feel left out and finds it sweet (although he has no idea where the fuck he’s going to put all these good damn flowers though)

Ezio is the one who makes the big romantic gestures like an all-weekend retreat. Altaïr’s big romantic gesture, on the other hand, can be summarized as ‘dropping everything and doing this dumb thing for the person he loves’ which includes letting Malik deal with a very important meeting so he can run away with Desmond after kidnapping Ezio (In Desmond’s defense, running away is an exaggeration, Altaïr just… bypassed their family estate’s security and got Desmond out without raising any alarm… all because he texted Altaïr and Ezio “I hate this place so much”)

Their relationship is more or less 2 masters and their spoiled pet. Desmond is definitely a sugar baby (who may or may not actually be the heir to old money?)

In a ‘canon’ setting, I guess…

In a situation where Altaïr, Ezio and Desmond are all in the same time period (either Altaïr and Ezio got punted into Desmond’s time period or two of them got punted to the other’s time period), their relationship would depend on their age. For the sake of this idea/headcanons, we’ll say that Ezio and Altaïr are both in their early to mid thirties while Desmond is in his 25ish year-old self.

If they get kicked into Altaïr’s timeline, this would mean that Altaïr would already have Darim and Sef. To not make the situation too complicated, let’s say Altaïr and Maria have a close friends with children kind of relationship.

In this situation, Ezio would be more like a partner to Altaïr in terms of the mentorship of the Brotherhood while Desmond just… chills. Desmond prefers to just play with Darim and Sef (making him Maria’s favorite) but, some times, he would comment or give a suggestion that Altaïr and Ezio wouldn’t think of, surprising and delighting the both of them.

Altaïr and Ezio’s relationship would start out slow, similar to a ‘business partner to romantic partner’ kind of setup while their relationship with Desmond would develop quicker, with the help of Darim and Sef.

They would end up being Darim and Sef’s parents (although they still call Maria mama) and the kids’ favorite will always be Desmond.

If they get kicked in Ezio’s timeline, this would mean they’d be around AC2 timeline and the three of them would form a three man Assassin squad.

In this scenario, Altaïr would be forced to take the mantle of mentor once more and both Ezio and Desmond would support him as he tried to get used to all of these… ‘futuristic’ things.

Altaïr and Ezio would bond over the responsibilities they’ve been saddled with while Altaïr and Desmond would bond over being two fishes that got thrown into a different aquarium.

Desmond’s the one who tries to keep them from overworking themselves (also, his memories on what would happen next would make everything easier for them)

If Altaïr and Ezio gets thrown into Desmond’s timeline, I kinda like the idea that, while their bodies are in their early to mid 30s, they have all their memories up to their death.

In this setup, they’re the reason why Desmond doesn’t die from the Grand Temple and they took down the Abstergo goons sent to the Grand Temple.

They have no information about the world and they don’t know about Desmond’s cell that left earlier. With Desmond unconscious, they’re left with no choice but to leave and camp out somewhere nearby.

Cue in a lot of confused old-timey Assassins and Desmond thinking he’s fucking hallucinating and, after he realizes that yeah they’re real, believes it’s his fault that Altaïr and Ezio are in this time period.

Side note: if you want to add some omegaverse shenanigans, make Desmond suddenly go into a heat after the Temple and he gets bonded to Altaïr and Ezio.

Anyway, in this setup, Altaïr and Ezio would be protective of Desmond because, the way he explained how the Assassins been operating in this time period… well… they’re not happy and that’s saying it mildly.

Altaïr and Ezio would get close because of their fondness for Desmond and they bond over the fact that they’ve already lived out their lives to the best of their abilities.

They think this is a second life given to them and they decide to make the best of it.

Whatever situation they find themselves in, Ezio and Desmond’s relationship will flourish because Ezio feels a connection between them and Desmond knows Ezio so much that he is already love him that falling in love with him would be easy.

Whichever plot you choose, Ezio will definitely do some body worshipping to both Altaïr and Desmond. Desmond because he deserves it and Altaïr because Ezio is a bit of an Altaïr fanboy before Revelations made him jaded.

They’re all over protective of one another and they wouldn’t hesitate to beat someone up if it means protecting the others.

Desmond is the one ones who has an easier time of just going ‘no thoughts, just kill’ while Altaïr and Ezio flipflops between agreeing with him while the other has to be the one to remind them that there are other options they can consider first.

They’re all switches but Desmond is the most bottom of the three of them. He’s also a bit of a pillow princess.

On the other hand, Desmond is the one with the kinkiest ideas and many of them are just said as a joke but Ezio went ‘interesting’. Altaïr keeps a list.

[teecupangel]

Probably a weird idea, but it popped into mind while trying to sleep. A modern Altair/Ezio prompt where Altair is a veterinarian, ezio is a cop, and Desmond is Ezio's canine partner who, after being wounded and treated by Altair, sets out to hook Altair and ezio up because he is tired of Ezio's recent string of bad relationships. Yes, Desmond is sentient, and no, no one else knows about it. Malik and kadar are vet techs at Altair's clinic. And Connor is in there somewhere. A dogwalker, maybe?

I don’t think it’s a weird idea but, then again, I have a very high tolerance to things that many would call weird so (shrug).

Anyway, may I suggest the following:

For drama, Abbas is definitely Altaïr’s ex and their breakup was so bad that Altaïr transferred to a different course altogether, becoming a vet while Abbas is maybe a doctor in internal medicine or maybe a surgeon. They had a cat together called Adha that Altaïr smuggled out when they broke up. She a real prima donna.

Desmond is supposed to be a sniffer dog and he’s really good at it because, surprise, he’s a cheater who uses Eagle Vision instead of actually sniffing stuff.

Desmond becomes Ezio’s partner after an incident with another dog named Cross. He likes this better anyway since Ezio shares all of his food with him which is nice. Also, Ezio takes him to his home where Desmond notices he’s living alone and his only friend outside the precinct is his best friend who is a well-known artist currently touring various museums so their days off the force are couch days with Chinese takeout because there is no way Ezio was ever going to order pizzas.

Desmond also has to watch Ezio have bad breakups like his longtime girlfriend who he broke up with because her father didn’t approve of Ezio, and some woman who turned out to actually be married but Ezio didn’t know that and the woman insisted that she hated her husband which really didn’t help, a guy who was super-super close with his sister who had the hots for Ezio too and… uuuhh… Desmond would like to end it there for the sake of his sanity.

It would be fun if Ratonhnhaké:ton is Ezio’s partner in the force and he’s the one who gives the best belly rubs according to Desmond. He also acts like Ezio’s younger brother and Desmond is also trying to get them to be actual friends too.

Maria is one of Altaïr’s regular who has a Sphynx cat named Robert that likes to bite and scratch Altaïr.

Altaïr’s grandfather, Rashid, doesn’t approve of his job as he wanted him to be a ‘real doctor’. While it’s true that Altaïr had transferred to veterinary medicine because of Abbas, he actually wanted to be a vet ever since he was young. He just never told Rashid because he knew his grandfather wouldn’t approve.

Kadar is absolutely on board with hooking up Altaïr to the hot dog owner. Malik just wants to work in peace.

Desmond is sure Adha the cat isn’t as aware as him but holy shit does she always have to look at everything he does with such a judgmental expression on her furry face???

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From @thedragonqueen1998

Lol, salty Altaïr is fun. XD Would be fun whenever Desmond sees Altaïr he runs up and gives him a hug. Ezio knows that his Charmander loves him, so he isn't worried about it. Likes to tease Altaïr that his Charmander has too much love to not share him with Altaïr and Ratonhnhaké:ton. Could even become AltEzi. XD

Ezio actually believes Desmond is trying to pair the two of them together, acting all sweet and cute whenever they meet Altaïr and giving him hugs, even letting him carry him in his arms the entire time Altaïr and Ezio talk.

Altaïr believes this is a sign that Ezio conned Desmond into picking him and will refuse to even consider the very idea of having unresolved sexual attractions to someone like Ezio Auditore. He’d rather get chased all day by a herd of Tauros thanks.

Clay the Squirtle just thinks this is all amusing.

Ratonhnhaké:ton actually believed that Desmond is like a shared custody type of situation. He’s just glad he’s not in between any of that drama and Layla cannot agree more.

From @zero-saito

Oh that’s so cute!! Kadar is an eevee!! ❤️ lol this means Clay ended up with Altaïr. The sassiest Pokémon in the world, teasing Altaïr. lol would the starters be able to understand each other cause that would be funny too. Taunting each other in battles and sharing stories of what happened on the road. All the tea lol trying to get altair and ezio hooked up 😂

Malik gets to hear all about whatever the hell is going on between Altaïr and Ezio whenever Altaïr calls. His Eevee absolutely tries to take over the camera, going “Eevee❤️ Eeveevee❤️” whenever he sees Altaïr. Kadar absolutely loves Altaïr even though Malik is technically his trainer. He’ll evolve into a Sylveon later.

All Pokemons understand one another and Clay is the first one to realize Desmond is the Charmander who is two-timing Ezio and Altaïr. Yeah, that’s what he calls Desmond to tease him. Desmond even goes and hug Ratonhnhaké:ton every time they meet and Clay’s favorite greeting is a loving ‘sup, you hussy’. Layla is just… chill. She knows who they are but they don’t know who she is and she has no reason to tell them. As far as she’s concerned, she’s not touching whatever drama is going on. She’s living the good life as a the pampered Pokemon of Ratonhnhaké:ton and, really, she got the best deal out of the three of them. XD

From @mysticalbasementwitch

Wait where are Edward and haytham?

Edward is an energetic old man who used to be the Pokemon League Champion. By the laws of anime, he will appear to train the main characters after a bitter defeat. Considering how this seems to be shaping up to be in Altaïr’s POV, this means that Ezio defeats Altaïr at some point I guess, it would be funny if a Charmander defeats a Squirtle. We’ll put it around the time when they’ve evolved into Charmeleon and Wartortle and is a key event that will lead to Clay evolving to a Blastoise. Edward’s main Pokemon partner is a Gyarados named Thatch.

Haytham is the current Pokemon League Champion with a balance team. He’s the goal of most Pokemon trainers (except Altaïr who just wants to fill up his Pokedex). And because we live for the Kenway drama, he is Ratonhnhaké:ton’s father and they have a sorta kinda distant relationship mainly because Haytham only learned about Ratonhnhaké:ton during the tournament XD

Was looking at Pokémon that are red cause of reasons, don’t ask it doesn’t make sense, and then had the thought: Desmond reborn as Charmander. And just imagining him growing up into a Charizard. Like, especially in an au where Desmond comes from a universe without Pokémon into this one, he’s just adjusting to “oh fuck I’m an animal?!” into “oh fuck I can breathe fire?!?!” and juuuuust when he’s getting over the concept and feeling of evolving, he becomes a Charizard and has a moment of “Wait…I have wings…I’M A DRAGON?!?!”

Meanwhile, Ezio/Altaïr/Ratonhnhake:ton (whoever you wanna put him with) just watch on in pure confusion as their partner Pokémon has a breakdown.

Okay, what if it was a First Gen Pokemon AU where Desmond is one of the three starter Pokemons in Monteriggioni, the first ‘town’ in the continent they are in and the headquarters of the Brotherhood.

They’re just called the Brotherhood, not the Assassin Brotherhood, and they’re rivals with the Order.

So three teenagers come to age and gets to pick their starter Pokemon before going on a journey across the continent to battle gym leaders and be legible to join the tournament held annually during the end of the year.

These young teenagers?

In Desmond’s eyes, they look exactly like Altaïr, Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton.

Oh.

And apparently he was now a lizard with a flaming tail.

What the fuck.

The last thing he remembers is emptiness that made him sleepy.

When he woke up, he was there, in the middle of a large circular scifi looking table with a blue turtle with a curly tail and some kind of animal with a large closed plant on its back and…

Holy shit.

What the hell is this place?

He could see his reflection from one of the nearby monitors and he was a red lizard with a flaming tail.

He began to flap his tail, accidentally smacking the turtle who let out an indignant “Squirtle!” and smacked him back with his own tail.

Desmond, still not used to his new center of balance, staggered and accidentally slammed against the plant animal on his other side who went “Bulba-saur!” and…

All three stared at the sudden all out brawl happening on the presentation table as Ezio asked, “Uuhhh, Tio…?”

“Such lively Pokemons.” Mario simply laughed it off, “Don’t worry. We’ll heal them once you picked your first Pokemons!”

“Are you telling us to pick now?” Ratonhnhaké:ton asked with a frown.

“Yes. And…” Mario grinned at them, “As your first duty as a Pokemon trainer, you three should stop them from fighting too.”

“You just don’t want to get between that fight yourself.” Altaïr dryly said.

Mario just laughed instead of denying it.

(You decide who gets Desmond. By this point, you guys know me enough to know which one I would pick hahahahaha)

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Happy Halloween! this will be the only time I will post my drawings on tumblr. Yes, yes. I know Altair's eye is messed up...

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