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mars-ipan · 9 days ago

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Hi marsi I am so so so so so bored bc my husband died at war

(Hasn't been online for 5 hours and I have severe attachment issues)

So here's some little priest au thoughts

-Hinata is irrationally embarassed by even the idea of petnames. He thinks it's blasphemously sexy to think of Komaeda as "angel" but if he ever said it he'd explode

-Komaeda on the other hand uses like... strange petnames. Occasionally Hinata will get a " 'nata" or "knight in shining armor" and his brain ceases to function. Typically from Komaeda it's definitely intended teasingly... Hinata helps him reach something or picks up something heavy for him and he's like "Ah, thank you! Lucky thing I had such a big strong man around ^_^"

-On that note, Komaeda will often pretend to struggle with tasks in front of Hinata to solidify his image as someone who Hinata needs to help. He'll intentionally let something fall out of his arms and ask Hinata to get it for him . Like Fetch

-Komaeda puts lemon juice in the holy water to give it a fresh smell and keep it from getting mold. Don't get it in your eyes !!

oh i love how much you understand them

#ask #hemo #priest au #hinata 100% thinks ‘ah he’s like an angel’ One Time and spends the rest of the day wanting to repent #meanwhile komaeda catches smth hinata nearly dropped and goes ‘lucky you! you have a guardian angel looking out for you :)’#ur so right abt the big strong man thing too #‘hinata may i ask you to help me carry in this shipment of communion wine?’#‘i know you have the brawn to lift them ^_^’#for sure would like casually squeeze a bicep as part of a ‘joke’#the fetch comment is killing me. literally. just playing games with his fucking dog atp #also. i googled whether or not you were allowed to put lemon in holy water and got no results so we’re in a gray zone here #BUT i really like the idea. of hinata being sprinkled with holy water. and a drop lands in his eye #and he— unaware of the lemon added to the water— feels his heart drop when it stings #like can you IMAGINEEE . that’d rule

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