#also: BUTT GRAB
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Enjoy some Astarion kiss screenshots I got with my tav Seraphina, trying to find the cutest and prettiest spots for them to smooch
#on a mission to kiss in every cute spot of faerun#and also the astral plane lol#the last one is kinda lovely#i like to think he's giving her random little tender cheek kisses like that in the underdark and/or on their faerun adventures#if you move the cam i think he's supposed to be kissing her upper lip but idk it looks kinda weird lol#so sweet cheek kiss angle it is#also: BUTT GRAB#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#astarion x tav#astarion screenshots#astarion ancunin#my ocs#seraphina#pk492#astarion romance#besitossss#pk plays bg3
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happy pride to boygenius channeling the energy of mid 2000s emo bands and regularly kissing on stage (video from /_racheldowns on ig)
#but it’s better bc first women and second everyone involved is actually gay#also#julien rly went and played that guitar through it all#neck kisses butt grab being shoved to the ground making out being dog piled nothing can spot her#boygenius#lucy dacus#julien baker#phoebe bridgers
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It really shouldn’t be surprising Hakuba is strong he’s a modern Holmes like Shinichi and Holmes casually straitened a fire poker a villain bent to intimidate him. Wouldn’t surprise me if he worked on being surprisingly strong just because he wants to be like Holmes.
Mm yeah.
I always kinda forget that Shinichi’s that strong, too, since most of the times we see Shinichi, he's actively melting from poison... but yeah, he's pretty strong.
And as far as the Gosho boys go I had honestly always thought of Hakuba as being physically stronger than Kaito or Shinichi just by pure merit of being bigger (he's a little taller and wider canonically, but I tend to make him a bit taller than that still). But like while its safe to assume that as a sherlockian detective he'd take up some kind of hobby or sport to train his body I’d really just thought of him as being strong in a casual way.
Strong enough that he doesn't sweat when he's chasing after Kaito. Sure. Strong enough to lift a person? Yeah probably, there are any number of reasons a detective may need to carry someone-
But what really got me was how effortless it looked.
My boi didn't struggle.
He Strong.
Let's break it down (cause I assume no one asks me these things expecting me to be normal about them). Fair warning there’s about to be a lot of estimates here:
We know Hakuba is 180 cm (5'11") and 65 kg (143 lbs). These are numbers Hakuba gave us himself so they could be inflated, but it actually tracks with the height that we have for Kaito so Im just going to assume this is correct.
Now then the numbers we have for Kaito are 174cm (5'7") and 58kg (127lbs).
Making Kaito approximately 89% Hakuba’s weight.
And of course its going to be quite a while before this case gets animated so we can't have a exact measure of how long he was holding him, so im going to lowball it and say it was 3 minutes, maybe I'll revisit this when its animated.
And maybe I’m projecting... but it would mess up my back if I held that much weight for that long.
#dcmk#asks#hakuba saguru#no idea why this bit has impacted me so much#i am more focused on this than i am on the panel that looks like Hakuba give kaitos butt a grab#i consider myself unexpectedly strong but i also have scoliosis... i could not do this#my back would object so hard the phoenix wright soundtrack would start playing
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Free my man not only did they make him heterosexual they also made him a total creep
#comic!edwin pinching this girls butt before grabbing her and kissing her...#its a no from me#he also doesnt know the difference between comma and coma??#idfk#i only like the litt/buckingham run so far
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So Miles is pitching for a Top Gun: Rooster and I dont think we need a sequel tbh but if we do get a sequel to TGM what would do you think it would look like/you want it to be like?
i don’t care. the storys over.
Let’s do an indy 5/cars 3 situation (gotta keep the IP alive) where mav is in an old persons home with dementia and multiple replaced joints and divorced but somehow the navy still needs him and just him to train the new 20 year old female protégé (maybe amelia for tie-in bonus?) after rooster volunteered to fight in ukraine in 2022 and got shot down and killed a week into the war… And somehow it’s maverick and only maverick who gets behind the yoke to save the day (OMG Tom cruise wins against all odds again)
fun for the whole family and it makes a lot of money 🥳🤑
#how cynical can we make our cash grabs#more or less cynical than tgm already is?#some days i remain unconvinced by tgm#not to be the jaded 20 year old convinced it’s so over all the time#story’s been over since 1986#this is a hot take i think but mav’s character did not develop at ALL in tgm. he just atoned for past mistakes which is NOT the same as dev#his arc is OVER!#send the dead horse to the glue factory it’s nothing but pulp#(common compacflt hypocrisy) (i also can’t stop writing about these guys)#parroting marisatomay’s assertion that miles teller is a good actor but he does not have movie star juice. he is not gonna get my butt#in the seat for top gun 3 unfortunately. only the airplanes will do that.#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#bradley rooster bradshaw
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Compiled this lil piece from solar filter I used during the eclipse and plants I grabbed from my friend's parents' yard in Arkansas (they have those cool helicopter seeds we don't have around Florida)! Included Jupiter and Venus symbols on two handheld filters since those planets were very visible during the eclipse, and bits of a cyanotype I did the day before! So all the components are directly related to the eclipse/general area I viewed it from :-)
#my art#i don't actually usually post my actual art here bksndjd but I kinda busted my butt and thought this was a very cool thing I did !#text#eclipse#solar eclipse#the truth is out there#all of the inorganic materials are solar filter or cyanotype#(aside from glue lol)#the silver is the side that faces the sun - the black is what you look through!#and all the organic materials were from near eclipse path#i like the little red leaves which I grabbed bc I thought they looked cool but they ended up being neat as prominences too lol#anyway. inspo'd by exquisite creatures exhibit in crystal bridges AR bc the guy there uses bugs n plants n such in his art#also fuck leaves for use in art those little bitches fr . very annoying !#probs my fault in part bc I'm too impatient to book dry them tho... I rly wanted to get this Out Of Me y'know?#i put that dandelion together by hand lmaooo#like reattached the seeds to the head . so I could glue em on somewhat and keep em kinda more in place#than how they were attached naturally
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Hello, have a convenient excuse to post a playlist (YT)
Tsukiru (piano arrange) ─ Drakengard 3
Softy ─ Kiltro
Curses ─ The Crane Wives
Cat People (Putting Out Fire) ─ Mark Lanegan & Dave Gahan
When Things Explode ─ Unkle
The Dazzler ─ Ex:Re
Shadows ─ Warpaint
Tsukiru (fan piano arrange)
And Then is Heard No More ─ Mili
Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me ─ Akira Yamaoka
#FFXIV#FFXIV Screenshots#Lahabrea#Endwalker Spoilers#CH: Yorick Nelhah#This is what I was actually gposing asfifwe#I really need to get off my butt and grab their ship tag but like listen I am... tired#which is funny because that IS more or less also just their ship tag lmaoo#think the actual passive I was thinking of was Aspect Mastery but like Enochian is close enough#important takeaway is orbs#P:T𝔰𝔲𝔨𝔦𝔯𝔲 ♥L&Y♥
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>Me finally gets hands on Otis Photomode mod >Me uses it to stare at Astarions hands and eyes >Tries to use it for dialogue >Finds it has flickering >Cries >Continues to use it to study every inch of his hands and face really close and personal.
YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE HANDS LOOK LIKE? HOLDABLE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE LIPS LOOK LIKE? KISSABLE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
#baldurs gate 3#astarion#ascended astarion#astarion bg3#If anyone knows a fix for the flickering please help#ALSO HE REALLY DOES JUST GRAB THE BUTT ONE BIG HANDFUL. I AM IN SHOCK EVEN THO I SEEN IT HAPPEN TO OTHERS
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Fallout New Vegas is the gift that keeps on giving. Every day I discover something new about it.
#Like if you give power to the NCR and The Strip then Fantastic will be promoted to Hoover Dam.#Where the female staff will complain about him sexually harassing them (like grabbing their butts without permission).#You can give the ghoul Beatrix a bottle of absinthe when trying to convince her to work for the Atomic Wrangler.#There’s a letter in front of the Ultra-Luxe Casino!?#You can interrupt Tabitha’s broadcast in Black Mountain??!!#ALSO THE SONG YOUR BRAIN IN THE OLD WORLD BLUES DLC IS HUMMING IS THE SONG BEGIN AGAIN FROM THE DEAD MONEY DLC!!!#THERE’S SO MANY HIDDEN DETAILS!!!!!#I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH!!!!!!!
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nothing hits quite like this - Australia 2017
#ferrari passion is about shoving your hand in your driver butt#that guy just grabs a handful of it#ME WHEN?#also seb jumping and running into that hug#i'm going to jump off my window#sebastian vettel#ferrari#f1#australian gp 2017#jo.gif
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My dear friend, I write to you now in the highest regard and with deepest affection - hangers for clothing are also fashioned from wire.
haha with much humility and gratitude, I thank you for your wisdom. My following concern is what and when came before the hook and shoulder shape we have now?
#rose and rambles#haha thank you <3#see this is the fun thing about worldbuilding but also the most daunting#like you build a fantasy village and you think#wait#is a village in which anyone can afford or has a need for a hanger for their clothes#or is a coat rack all they need and the rest they fold into drawers#because hanging clothes keeps wrinkles out of finer fabrics right?#so only the wealthy would probably have any need for them#and anyway im talking out of my butt instead of research because i continue to be#too lazy#all this thought goes into one sentence where a protagonist is grabbing an article of clothing from their closet before rushing#out the door to woo a fairy queen like#more exciting stuff is going on BUT THE TANGIBILITY OF IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW THE PROTAG HANGS HIS CLOTHES#these are the questions that haunt me
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So you like cupchal, right? But like…..do you have any Headcanons? :D
(If not that’s ok!)
Cupchal is very dear to me, and I do have a few cringe headcanons I'll share
They can be very protective of each other at times, Cuphead especially, like when there's danger or lives are at risk Ms Chalice never thinks about herself. It worries everyone really
Ms. Chalice is very touchy with Cuphead and with other people she cares about. In fact, when they get older, I'm almost 100% convinced that she'd be a lap girlfriend...I couldn't tell ya why, Ms. Chalice liking physical touch just makes sense to me
I imagine that the bodies of all three of the cups are held together with kintsugi, there's especially a lot on all thier hands. Cuphead already didn't like taking his gloves off all that much before, but now, taking them off just makes him uncomfortable. But whenever he does, Ms. Chalice always insists that he let's her hold them, because she likes to feel the imperfections in them
Cuphead isn't a very affectionate person by any means, but when he thinks he's alone with Ms. Chalice he likes to love on her. One day Mugman came home to Cuphead and Chalice sitting together on the couch a little closer than usual, and when he saw Chalice give Cuphead a kiss on the cheek he was just Speechless just never been That taken back by anything before
That's gonna have to be it!, because if I go any further I'd just be rambling about stuff no one would get, so that's all for now
#ask#i love them#cuphead#ms. chalice#cupchal#headcanon#cuphead au#the cuphead show#cuphead dlc#Bent's got brainworms#may or may not post more headcanons about them some time#also chalice grabs cuphead's butt all the time <3
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sometimes life is just spending all day at work wanting to write fanfic and then coming home and lying facedown on your bedroom floor for an hour instead
#banana speaks 🍌#new job is kicking my butt and the worst part is it isnt even THAT physically demanding like#i spent the entire pe lesson this afternoon w the kid whose obsessed w nature and likes breaking off tree branches#and then had an almost 10 min standoff w him bc he couldn't uproot a baby tree and i wouldnt do it for him#no matter how many times he grabbed my hand and tried to get me to do it shshd#i also spend a lot of my days getting farted on bc the kids who love sitting on my lap also let out the most RANCID ones when sat on me 😭#yesterday one of the girls DID come up to me and sort of glomped onto my head and nearly crushed me. twice#which makes yesterdays shoulder pain understandable but TODAY???? WHYTY
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Crafting update: frog legs!
I’m also about 10% done with the quilting on the red and purple quilt
#sewing wip#frog legs#plushie wip#asthma is absolutely kicking my butt right now#also I startled myself really badly with a ‘oops the beetle I threw in the trash wasn’t dead’#incident that involved me realizing something was moving in my trash can#freaking out grabbing the trash can and running it into my dad’s room#where I set it down tried to move away accidentally kicked myself and fell over#and THEN I remembered the beetle#my dad took my trash out for me lol
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I'm not trying to brag on main, but my thighs are so soft and squishy and my butt feels so good in my hands and it's a real shame that none of yall will ever get to know this
#so sad#someone should get to feel my thighs and grab my butt but also any time anyone looks at me i turn aggressive and paranoid#sigh#wish i had a fuck buddy
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I’m out of town for a couple of days for my brother’s chess tournament and the internet in this hotel sucks butts and I only brought one book with me 😓
#sucks butts IN A BAD WAY#this is the same hotel that held the last couple of big chess tournaments my brother entered#so I’ve been here a few times but this is the first time I’m actually renting a room instead of driving back and forth each day#so positive: got a room and don’t have to drive a bunch. negative: no continental breakfast 😒#they have a little tiny starbucks but no free breakfast which is bullshit!#also all of my books are stilled packed up from moving bc I’m lazy so I couldn’t grabbed any one I really wanted to read#but I did get a free copy of Stephen King’s ‘On Writing’ the other day so I brought that#and yeah I am kinda pumped to peruse that. Mr King is a pretty cool dude and I def want his writing tips#but also… I just kinda would rather read something about a fucked up wizard or something ya know?#anyway I always feel weird or annoying saying this but if you want to send me any asks or anything to help pass my time then by all means#or not. it’s cool. really. I hate bugging people and I hate coming off as desperate & needy outside of the bedroom#im going to be mushy and say im kind of excited to spend the night sleepover style with my little bro here#he’s getting older and it’s getting harder to convince him to hang out with me#love this little dude so gosh darn much#oh man what if we get a pizza and watch a movie together? would that be cool? is that something teenagers like to do with their older bros?#i’m so lame#being like 18 years older than your younger brother means you get to fulfill your cool uncle/dad vibes without actually having kids#ok I have to stop myself from filling this with tags about wishing I was a dad or being whatever#what was I saying before?… did I even have a point?#oh yeah… bad internet… only one book… I’m hungry… yeah…#this isn’t important#you can ignore this#text
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