#1 Astarion Simp, Your Resident Asexual Chaotic Neutral Thieving Bard that'll romance, flirt, and bullsh*t their way through all problems. She/TheySee my about for more info.
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Gale: Tara NO Tara: Tara YES
Spawn Batstarion AU
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the face of a man that could tell me he loves me and insult my entire family history in the same sentence
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Given the last game I played was bg3.. Uh.. We arent talking about what I did in the grove What happens in bg3 stays in bg3. I plead insanity... I mean I was a durge afterall
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Need him to stop being so cute for like 5 secs
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Okay the astarion lover in me wants to spare him But the astarion LOVER in me wants to flush him to bully him (Im sagittarius its my love language hush)
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Redraw of this meme because I love it sm, sorry if it’s been done before 😭
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Gods I want a vampire husband so bad..
Can I trade my fiance in for one? LMAO
#im so thirsty for affection and love#I feel like vampire husbands would be super posessive and doting#Preferably one who doesnt die in the sun#Preferably one who doesn't have a weakness to garlic because sorry if I wanna risk myself by having garlic I dont wanna risk you too.#only one of us gets to have the “Oooh garlic will kill me” allergy thanks and thats gonna be me
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Just reblogging to support my friend not my usual bg3 posting but, LOOK AT THE CUTE ART.
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Everyone drawing drunk Batstarion, but what if he was a cute Honduran White Bat?
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