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nickssidewitch Ā· 2 days ago
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āœØā¤ļø How the Sturniolo Triplets Flirt With a Crush šŸ˜»āœØ (a Tarot Reading)
Chris šŸ§”
Very invested, will make sure to keep up with his crush almost every single day šŸ˜­
But he also overthinks A LOT during this stage, so heā€™ll ease back if he thinks heā€™s doing too much.
Heā€™ll post little things on his socials so the person heā€™s flirting with can see them. Itā€™ll be little subliminal messages and things of that nature.
But heā€™ll also overthink that as well, and will probably even make little clarifications to try not to make it seem like itā€™s directed at someone (even though it most definitely was).
My Gosh, this man worries so much when he flirts because he hopes the girl can pick up on it and if heā€™s not being super cringy or heā€™s not making her turned off.
If he can see that the girl is enjoying his flirting, he wonā€™t worry as much, but she has to be super direct about it, otherwise he will literally die of overthinking šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
He flirts the most via social media posts, but he also texts and does FaceTime calls a lot with the person heā€™s into. Heā€™ll wanna text/call them late at night just so they can both catch up on each otherā€™s days and just vent.
He will literally stay up for hours, laying on his stomach, feet dangling in the air like a giddy schoolgirl, staring down at his phone just to see if his girl will ever call him or text him. Iā€™m exaggeratingā€¦ but also Iā€™m not.
Heā€™s a great listener, so he doesnā€™t mind a rant or a trauma dump or two šŸ˜­
He will buy his girl things that remind him of her. Little trinkets like charms and stuffed animals. Heā€™ll buy clothes and jewelry if he sees something he knows the girl will like.
He will pay for everything.
He definitely puts on a certain voice that he doesnā€™t even realize. (I can hear it in my head and itā€™s sexy as fuck. A bit raspy and low, a bit of a whisper). He even has a look on his face and will stare at you with that look šŸ˜­ He has no clue he does it though.
Lots of music. Lotsss.
If he feels that the flirting is not working though, he will be devastated.
Nick šŸ’œ
He actually prefers being flirted with. He likes being the center of someoneā€™s affection. *debby ryan meme*
He will do obvious things to flirt with someone. And if the guy donā€™t pick up on it, thatā€™s on him āœŒšŸ¾
Heā€™s a gift giver and acts of service kind of guy when flirting. If the man doesnā€™t appreciate what heā€™s doing by actually acknowledging it, then heā€™ll be devastated and wonā€™t give you the time of day anymore.
I think he knows what he wants, who he wants, when he wants it, and sometimes why. šŸ˜­
That can be a bit intimidating for some guys because they have this expectation of him being someone who will change themselves just to get their attention. But in reality, Nick is very confident in who he is and would never change himself for a manā€™s attention (unless itā€™s literally just him working out or drinking more water, etc.)
Heā€™s asking his brothers about what guys do in certain situations (because usually itā€™s a bi or more masc guy heā€™s into). Heā€™ll literally go to Chris or Matt with his phone, show a text and be like ā€œoh my gosh what does this mean??ā€
Heā€™ll definitely be touchy-feely with you, and thatā€™s a big deal because he hates touching people and people touching him. So if heā€™s got his arm around you, then youā€™re the one for him!
Matt šŸ’™
Super invested like his brothers.
People keep saying heā€™ll be dry which is very untrue. That man will always find a way to keep the person heā€™s flirting with entertained.
He wants them to laugh and actually find him funny, otherwise it wonā€™t work and he knows it.
Humor is a way for him to figure out whether youā€™re actually listening to him and understand him and the way he thinks. So if you canā€™t pick up on his humor or donā€™t laugh at certain jokes he makes, youā€™re out.
He likes flowers and chocolates, but doesnā€™t mind jewelry and expensive things to bring his girl as well. And if sheā€™s like ā€œOh, Matt, you shouldnā€™t haveā€, heā€™ll be like ā€œUm, yes, I definitely should have, and I did!ā€
Heā€™ll send risky texts or say risky things just to see the girlā€™s reaction to them. Nothing too crazy or frisky. Just something that can spark a reaction that can be a telltale sign of whether sheā€™s into it or not.
These are the basics of it! Lmk if you guys liked this post!! šŸ„°
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bittsandpieces Ā· 4 months ago
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I totally understand the aspect of OF fucking up your whole sexual mindset and body image. Damn, though, Iā€™d really love to see you at the height of self enjoymentšŸ„²
.....okay how about this. I'm still job hunting and while I don't have a ton of bills at the moment, there are definitely expenses
$15 to my ca.shapp ($bittsandpieces2) or ve.nmo (@bittsandpieces) with your username in the memo and I'll send you a link šŸ˜˜
And, as an incentive: this is the outfit šŸ„°
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orcelito Ā· 4 months ago
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Did the stuff exchange šŸ‘ that sucked šŸ‘ wahoo
#speculation nation#i was very curt bc i just wanted to get it over with.#kinda wish id given her a piece of my mind but whatever#i did shut the door rather forcefully in her face. which hopefully said plenty.#and then i cried bc it just felt so Cold. a stark difference from the last time i saw her.#man ive come to accept it's probably for the best overall but the suddenness of it still sucks so bad.#also the 'i never actually loved you' thing. what an asshole thing to say.#she also missed one of the stuffed animals and it's one i wanted to have back Especially#bc it's a pair with one that i own. i want my little bee's axolotl friend back And i dont want her owning the other one of a pair.#she seemed to really love this deer before. said it gave her a lot of comfort to hug at night.#so i wanted it back especially too. i dont want her getting any more comfort from my prior affection for her.#i just hope that seeing me reminded her that im a real fucking person that she fucked over.#like yeah shes got her new 'love' yadda yadda yadda but she strung me along for 6 fucking months#then broke up with me over fucking TEXT. saying some incredibly insensitive things as she did so.#even if they were the truth. there are still some things that dont need said i think. especially to someone who has trust issues.#but most of all she shouldve fucking done it in person or At Least on the phone.#i told her plenty already how cowardly and horrible it was for her to break up with me over text#and i want to scream it from the rooftops and carve it into her tires#but i wont. because ive said it enough. and being too destructive wont make anyone happy.#not even me.#it just feels like such an injustice. and i feel so angry and hurt.#i can understand and accept that it's probably for the best that the relationship ended here#but that doesnt make the manner it was done hurt any less.#and jesus i thought i was the asshole for how i broke up with my girlfriend last year. at least i broke up with her in person!!!!#i didnt even get that. what a whole load of bullshit.#anyways im gonna play my samurai game. and focus the best i can on just moving on.
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oetscop Ā· 2 years ago
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i dont understand why so many people get so worked up over someone still sleeping w stuffed animals. like its something so innocuous how are you getting angry about that?
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justthatspiffy Ā· 2 years ago
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there's such a jarring difference in watching dating reality tv when you're single vs in a healthy relationship
when i was single i watched it almost as an exposure therapy to people being vulnerable and performing romantic gestures, and while i had many moments of "no! that is not how we communicate with our partners!" and awareness of the hilariously compressed timelines of these shows, i was not overwhelmed in cringe
now, while i don't have any more romantic experience than the people in these shows (tho i may have plenty more communicating-in-healthy-ways experience), the romantic performance is thrillingly novel, the vulnerability is alarmingly rushed, and it's overall not as interesting to watch
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girls-and-honey Ā· 2 years ago
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Hiya honey girl!
How are you doing? ā™„ļø
I feel gay today, and I donā€™t have anyone to vent to, so itā€™s gonna be you Iā€™m afraid
I feel so gay, I spent half the day looking longingly in the distance, and *sighing* wishfully
Do you ever feel like that?
Last week I bought a red rose from a dude in the street and offered it to a beautiful lady singer in a bar, and even if I donā€™t particularly want to see her again, it still felt good to do something chivalrous and lesbiany you know?
I like living my life on my own, but some days I wish I could do those romantic things with somebody, like holding hands and cuddling, and walking along the river, and maybe kissing a little.
Even if Iā€™m happy by myself, sometimes I still yearn for the day Iā€™ll have my own lady to offer my roses to šŸ„ŗ
inkaaaa hi hi <3
I'm doing pretty good, in drastic need of a weekend. almost there!
!!! gay vents are always welcome here! oh to look longingly into the distance whilst sighing wishfully...
do I ever feel like that YES absolutely in fact while pondering my response I did just that asjdfkl okay I might ramble in the tags but yeah completely relate to be happy with life on my own but sometimes wishing it wasn't just me yeah I'm definitely going to ramble in the tags
offering a beautiful lady a rose I'm šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ sometimes you just have to indulge in chivalrous lesbiany actions this is unavoidable. manifesting this for you, I hope all your rose offering yearnings come true!
#this is so sweet and very relatable alksdfjs#only opting to ramble in the tags instead of the response bc I feel like this is going to get long lol you've been warned#but yeah. definitely do feel the happy by myself but sometimes wish I could be sharing that time with others#sometimes if i'm watching tv I'll wonder what new shows or movies I'd be watching if someone else was here#instead of the same eight shows I just watch on rotation all year (this is bc I like them btw. it's just hard to watch new shows#without external motivation to do so)#or when I'm working on the blanket that's been in progress almost two years. I wonder if I'd be making it in someone else's favorite colors#lot of little thoughts like this. some are fleeting and others I tend to get stuck on a bit or overthink#like breakfast for example. would I eat breakfast more consistently if I was also making it for someone else? what if they prefer to eat#the same thing every day? i need variety but I could make sure we always have their favorite fruit or put their cereal box out to make it#easier. or if getting the cereal out is part of their routine i can make sure their favorite bowl is always clean#i find myself wondering which of my mugs would be their favorite? which of theirs would be my favorite?#yeah i'm an acts of service person can you tell. also quality time... can you imagine the shared floor time conversations#a lot of the time I picture myself doing the exact same thing like watching tv and playing switch or practicing music or even working#the biggest different is just that someone else would also be here doing their own thing#to scroll tumblr in silence from the same couch... sending each other posts even though we're both right there. I do miss that#even chores would be more fun and go quicker I think. racing to see if they can do the dishes faster than I can fold and hang laundry#tidying and putting our things together in shared spaces. seeing them side by side just like we are#making the bed together and putting each of our stuffed animals on our own side#or maybe I'd just make it so they have one less thing to worry about#I think i've exposed myself enough alskdfj but there are quite literally hundreds more where those came from#anyway who wants to admit they have a crush on me (kidding) (ish)#asks#oops after posting this is looks like way more tags than I thought it would sorry anyone who made it this far
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acepalindrome Ā· 1 year ago
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Alternatives to Squishmallow
So as many of you have probably already heard, Jazwares, the company that produces Squishmallows, is donating to charities that support Israeli soldiers and the IDF. Theyā€™re also supporting Canary Mission, which has been doxxing people who speak out against Israel. BDS hasnā€™t called for a boycott against them, but I canā€™t in good faith spend my money on their products, and I would strongly encourage everyone who enjoys plushies to really think long and hard about if you want to give your money to a company thatā€™s helping support genocide!
But the holidays are coming up, and lots of us enjoy plushies and were fans of Squishmallow, and were planning to give Squishmallows to friends and family this year.
Fortunately, there are a number of great plushie companies out there, and I want to promote some of my favorites in the hopes that folks will get their plushie fix from a source that doesnā€™t side with Israel. So without further ado:
Fluffnest
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Fluffnest got their start on Kickstarter a few years ago, and I adore the round shapes of their PuffPal plushies! My favorite is Pete the Possum, which is probably the best possum plush Iā€™ve ever seen. Iā€™ve also got a beautiful moth from their Kickstarter and Iā€™ve been wanting their bats for ages. They also recently had a Kickstarter for an Animal Crossing-esque video game featuring their plushie characters and it looks fantastic.
Squishables
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I canā€™t get over the plague doctor plushies. Theyā€™re so perfect and cute, and theyā€™ve released other variations of them called Alter Egos, like a ghostly version, an alien, or a really sweet cottagecore one! Theyā€™ve got a ton of variety, but what I like the most are the fantasy plushies. Thereā€™s a lich! There are dragons and demons! Cryptids! Biblically accurate angels! A lot of really fun stuff!
Also they do a lot of great charity work! Right now theyā€™re doing an auction for the Food Bank of New York City.
AfternoonFika
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AfternoonFika is a very small business of only three people, but their plushies are extremely cute. They tend to sell out fast, so I recommend following them on social media to stay on top of any restocks! They recently released a line of dinosaurs that are precious, and of course I love their iconic cactus cat and cinnamon bun bunny.
Jellycat
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Jellycat has been around since 1999, so theyā€™re the oldest of these companies. Theyā€™ve got great designs, a ton of variety, and a lot of their plushies are made to be cuddled on and not just displayed. All three of my tiny nephews sleep with a different stuffed dog from Jellycat. My mom has a sun and several succulents that she uses as decorations. Thereā€™s a little something for everyone who enjoys plushies!
If you have any other favorite companies I havenā€™t mentioned, feel free to add on! Iā€™ve enjoyed Squishmallows for a while now and Iā€™m sad to see their leadership coming out on the side thatā€™s committing war crimes on a daily basis, but this is a good time to discover new favorite plushie companies! And remember, money speaks loudly. Even if BDS hasnā€™t called for a boycott of Jazwares, it sends a message when sales start dropping for companies that support genocide. Itā€™s a small thing, but the little things we do can add up!
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giantkillerjack Ā· 2 years ago
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So I ended up going into more detail about Kitty in my tags, but then I thought I'd include this part in the post proper because it bears repeating:
As an autistic Trans queer nerd, it has been my experience that my unbridled enthusiasm for all things I love - including PokƩmon and skipping and shipping and puppies and Steven Universe and DuckTales 2017 and the list goes on - has absolutely gotten me more good pussy and incredible wonderful romance than it has lost me in my lifetime.
I mean it i am so dead serious that tamping down on your love and enthusiasm for life in order to seem more "adult" is INCREDIBLY common and it is a TRAP! A big grey and beige, box-shaped, joy-crushing, everything-a-child-is-afraid-to-grow-into trap!!!!
Like, yes, maybe allistic cishet people are largely bemused by me - they think I'm something of a novelty with my loud laugh and my infodumps and my intense passion for the things I enjoy - but the queer autistics desire me carnally! And I them! We infodump TOGETHER! Even when I don't share their love of something, what bliss to see how happy they are! And who else would want to work with me to create an elaborate roleplay storyline involving swordfights and character development?? Autistics and queers, that's who!!!
Also, being loudly and unapologetically myself is why I have such a wonderful partner of nearly 10 years now! That is the exact thing that first attracted her to me romantically, and it is the thing that most often has her looking at me like a big ol' sap!
For example, when she was a kid, she hid her love of Pokemon because she was convinced it would ostracize her. When I tell her now about my Pokemon go PVP battle strategy, she smiles SO BIG because she says she never dreamed of having a partner who would say things like that! Also, she thinks nerds are hot, which is great news for me!
Anyway, my point here is that I hope you never have to dull the shine of your life's joy by tamping down on the things you love - because although there are people who will infantilize you for it because they are fools, there are many MANY people who will love and desire you specifically because you don't do that!
I think one of the reasons I get annoyed with Kitty being infantilised is because exactly the same thing happens to me in real life.
So, I (apparently) look a lot younger than my actual age. I constantly get told that. Iā€™ve also kept a lot of my interests from when I was a child, or have interests that are seen as ā€œchildishā€ (PokĆ©mon, Horrible Histories, etc.).
The result is, I often get treated like a kid, even by people younger than me. People will actually apologise to me if they happen to swear/make a dirty joke and notice that Iā€™m in the room. I can never understand why, it happens even when I laugh at the jokes.
Iā€™m an adult. I donā€™t know how to make people take me seriously without changing myself and trying to act like an adult ā€œshould beā€. I donā€™t want to give up my interests, to lose the enthusiasm I have for them.
Kitty is canonically an adult (her father said that she had come of age), but because of the way she acts, people point at her and are like ā€œthatā€™s a childā€. People say that sheā€™s not allowed to have a romantic/sexual relationship, because sheā€™s just a little girl.
At the same time, Kitty reads smutty romance novels, sheā€™s clearly very interested in sex. She can show surprising maturity at times, like when she was pretending to be Thomasā€™ PR agent. But still, people treat her like a kid because of her optimism and naivety.
Kitty wants romance. She wants sex. Why shouldnā€™t she be allowed to have those things if she wants them?
I often worry that no one will ever take me seriously enough to be attracted to me, and that I wonā€™t be able to experience romance or sex because of that. Seeing the way people in the fandom talk about Kitty just makes those insecurities even worse.
#bbc ghosts#these are good points!#she always reads to me as a woman who didn't get to do so many of the things we associate with girlhood and womanhood#and so now she is approaching romance and gossip and looking at boys with her female friend with extra enthusiasm!#which if you add the cartoonish exaggeration all the ghosts have can read as childish to people#and people i think get a lot of emotional catharsis out of seeing a young character treated well. but you're right Kitty is an adult woman.#the only actual child character is in the basement with the plague ghosts despite how often she's in fan fic#even as a joke people should be careful of infantilizing adults and especially Black women#anyway you know who else loves stuffed animals and hello kitty and shiny pink girly things? adult trans women! a lot of the time! they are#not childish they are grabbing the joy they always wanted and showing no signs of stopping! it's amazing! it's beautiful!#like yes girl you are 6'6" in your hello kitty combat boots and i wanna fuck you so baaaaaad#also my girl and i are in an open relationship and it always tickles me when she finds a match on OKC because they are always#big nerds and also 90% likely to be a cute chubby transmasc like me! my girl has several different types but evidently#we transmascs have ONE type and it is MY GIRLFRIEND. we just love her.#we see her nerdy ass profile and go oh shit it's agender Milo Thatch!!! swipe yes swipe yes!!!!#( I forgot if it's left or right for yes )#this became not really about kitty but it is worth saying anyway#also if someone falls in love with you while you are trying not to be yourself it's going to be a bad time for both of you#you don't want someone who loves you despite the fact that you're weird you want someone who loves all your weirdness as part of you#otherwise it's going to start feeling really suffocating#*these are good points - is referring to op's points btw
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evie-sturns Ā· 7 months ago
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toddler - Matt Sturniolo
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summary: having 2 toddlers isn't the easiest, espically when you're currently pissed at your husband matt after an argument. one night you get pushed to the point of a breakdown when the kids won't behave and matt's there to help you.
contains: dad!matt, fluff, slightly suggestive , crying, slight mental breakdown, comforting, angst?
a/n: this was loosely based off of how daddy matt was in today's vid.
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7:38pm
matt and i had an argument last night leaving me in tears, heā€™s been in his bedroom this whole day leaving me to deal with our two twins which are both 3 and a half.
i attempt to cook up something that somewhat resembles a dinner for our girls but the only thing occupying my mind is the events of what happened last night.
yesterday
ā€œwhy is this house always so fucking messy!ā€ mattā€™s voice booms throughout the living room as he abruptly stands up
ā€œshit, i donā€™t know maybe because you got me pregnant at 18 and iā€™m the only one who does anything for the kids our this house!ā€ i raise my voice back at him
matt lets out a shocked laugh ā€œsorry that some people have fucking jobs and donā€™t lay on their ass with the kids all day and call it tiring?ā€
ā€œlay on my ass? i clean, i cook, i take the girls to daycare and i bring them home, i do everythingā€
ā€œif everything includes not having a fucking job and using up my money that i earn then sure, you do a whole lotā€ matt says with a slight attitude.
ā€œall you fucking do is act like you have it hard when you donā€™t! get a fucking gripā€ he yells
the whole room goes silent, i erupt into tears and walk out of the room to our spare bedroom
ā€œand always fucking crying.ā€ i hear him scoff, only making my state worse.
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my thoughts are cut off by a wail coming from behind me, my head spins back to see millie with a fistful of claireā€™s hair, yanking.
i instantly drop the wooden spoon into the pot before speed walking towards the twins
ā€œstop it!ā€ i yell, grabbing millie from under her arms and staring into her eyes angrily ā€œgo find daddy, not acceptable millie.ā€ i raise my voice, placing her down.
she folds her arms with a huff, stomping her little legs down the corridor to matt and iā€™s shared room.
ā€œyouā€™re okay claireā€ i coo, fixing her pigtail which sits on the very top of her head
i pick her up and place her down on the couch with one of her stuffed animals before making my way back towards the kitchen.
i turn down the heat on the stovetop slightly with an exhausted sigh
suddenly i hear small giggles coming from behind me followed by the backs of my knees being pushed
ā€œfuck!ā€ i yell, stumbling over and grabbing the handle to the pot, spilling boiling spaghetti onto the floor, also splashing up onto my sweater.
millie goes silent before sprinting in the other direction with claire
as of things couldnā€™t get any worse right now i hear mattā€™s voice start something
ā€œwhat are you actually fucking doin-ā€œ he cuts himself off when he sees the state iā€™m in
i burst into sobs, matt looks down at me with concern painted across his face
ā€œhey- shh sh youā€™re okay, youā€™re okay.ā€ he says frantically, walking over to me and kneeling on the floor
ā€œmatt i canā€™t do this the kids arenā€™t behaving and i canā€™t fucking make them something theyā€™ll like-ā€œ i start, saying in between shaking breaths
he carefully picks me up from under my arms before switching his grip to the back of my thighs, i bury my face into his shoulders and feel matt take in panicked breaths
he speed walks us down into our bedroom at the end of the corridor, ā€œare you hurt sweetheart?ā€ he says, placing me down on the bed and peeling my sweatshirt off of me
ā€œdid the hot water soak through? shit.ā€ matt says trying to stay calm.
ā€œno-ā€œ i sniff, rubbing my eyes. matt yanks his sweatshirt off his body and lays it across me like a blanket.
ā€œstay right here okay? iā€™m gonna sort the kids out then put them to bed, then iā€™ll come back to talk, try get some sleep for me gorgeous.ā€
matt presses a kiss to my nose before rushing out of the room, leaving the door open behind him.
i have a clear view of kitchen from where iā€™m laying so i see matt walk into the kitchen before kneeling down
ā€œcā€™mere.ā€ he demands, sticking out his arms. millie and claire toddle over to him with a guilty expression across their face.
ā€œtell me whatā€™s happened.ā€ matt says sternly, maintaining eye contact with both of them.
millie bursts into tears almost immediately as she looks at matt
matt runs his hand up and down her arm as he waits for a response
ā€œwe- we pushed mommy and she fell and spilt hot water on her and hurt herā€ she sniffs
ā€œa-and.. and youā€™re mad at meā€ she continues.
ā€œdo i look mad sweetheart?ā€ matt says softly, claire shrugs along with millie
ā€œiā€™m really really sad that you werenā€™t behaving for mommy, and i know you know better than that right?ā€ matt speaks
millie nods, wiping her nose with the backs of her hand
ā€œand now iā€™m gonna ask you to go clean up the spill with claire and then weā€™re gonna go say sorry to mom okay?ā€ he says gently, pressing two kisses to the girls forehead
they nod in unison before going into the kitchen, matt hands them the paper towels and they instantly drop down to there knees and attempt to clean the mess.
matt watches while biting his nails ā€œwhy do you think you made mommy cry though?ā€ he says, claire looks up at him with a heaped pile of paper towels in her hands
ā€œbecause we were naughty.ā€ claire sighs, matt nods while gathering the piles of drenched paper towels and throwing them away.
ā€œwhat iā€™m ā€˜gonna ask you to do is sit down at the kitchen table and think about how you will say sorry to mommy tomorrow while i make you dinner okay girls?ā€
claire and millie run over to the dining table, more than hungry and tired now.
matt sorts through the pantry before settling on mac and cheese which i wasnā€™t even sure we had.
after a good 10 minutes matt brings over the two small bowls to the twins, who have been silent ever since they sat down.
ā€œyou have to eat all of this okay?ā€ matt says while placing the bowls down. claire and millie nod
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8:56pm
matt finishes up the last dishes in the sink before walking over to the girls ā€œyou alright?ā€ he asks softy before picking both of them up, one in each arm.
matt walks down the corridor, flashing me a quick smile as both the girls bury their head in his shoulders.
ā€œtheyā€™re very tiredā€ he mouths to me with a small laugh while walking into their shared bedroom.
i hear the door shut followed by matt walking into our bedroom. ā€œyou feeing better gorgeous?ā€ he asks calmly as he flops down in bed beside me.
ā€œthank you for doing that.ā€ i sigh, rubbing my eyes with my palms.
ā€œdonā€™t thank me? iā€™m their dad and i realise that after yesterdayā€™s.. argument that youā€™re right and i do need to start caring more.ā€ matt looks over at me.
ā€œyou donā€™t have to just say thatā€ i whisper
ā€œiā€™m not just saying that, i actually mean it.ā€ matt responds with an unreadable expression
ā€œthe shit you said last night..ā€ i start, my voice wobbling ā€œiā€™m gonna find it hard to forget, because i know that in that moment you meant it.ā€
matt goes silent,
ā€œand i know that youā€™re busy but i try, so hard to make you and the girls happy, meaning that i donā€™t have free time to work because everything i do is for you?ā€ i keep going, several tears now rolling down my cheeks
ā€œso you saying that you should help our more around the house and pretending like everythingā€™s perfect between us isnā€™t gonna fix shit.ā€
i physically canā€™t keep speaking unless i want to start sobbing so i stop, taking in a shaky breath.
matt doesnā€™t say anything back, instead sitting up and grabbing me and pulling me into a deathly tight hug.
the few tears that fell dampen the shoulder of his shirt as he rubs my back.
ā€œi donā€™t even know how to apologise.ā€ matt says, his voice trembling.
ā€œplease- donā€™t cry.ā€ he whispers, ā€œiā€™m just really tiredā€ i squeeze out
ā€œi know iā€™ve been a shit.. person for the past year or so and trust me, you and the girls are on my mind every single minute of every day and- and thereā€™s no excuse for what i said yesterday except for the fact i wasnā€™t thinking straight.ā€
matt rambles
ā€œi shouldnā€™t have yelled, or said anything. i know, i know you have it way harder than me, and iā€™m not just saying that itā€™s true.ā€
ā€œyou donā€™t have to forgive me at all today, tomorrow or in general for this but i love you and iā€™m so sorry.ā€
matt finishes by pulling away to look at my face, which he cups in both his hands.
ā€œthank you.ā€ is the only thing i reply with, somewhat shocked by that 2 minute long tangent.
matt lays back down on the matress, pulling me towards him. i lay my head down on his chest with a deep breath in, instantly falling asleep
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9:56am the next day
the morning sun burns into the side of my face as i roll over in bed,
my eyebrows knit together when i realise mattā€™s not next to me like normal.
i sit up in bed, wiping my eyes as i attempt to run my fingers through my tangled hair.
i stumble out of bed towards the door of our bedroom, gripping the handle lazily and swinging it open.
the whole house is perfectly clean ā€œwhat the fuck..ā€ i mumble to myself as i walk into the living room where my eyes lay on my favourite sight
my 3 favourite people, matt claire and millie are sat on the sofa, mattā€™s in the middle and the girls are cuddled up to his side while matt holds open a picture book which he stops reading when i walk in.
ā€œgood morning prettyā€ matt smiles stupidly, i grow a small smile on my face.
ā€œi think that someone has something to say to mom?ā€ matt says, looking down at each of the girls.
they run up to me and wrap their arms around each of my legs ā€œwere really sorryā€ claire says, i bend down to their height and give them a smile
millie follows up with a ā€œand iā€™m sorry for hurting you a- and i love you a lot!ā€ she says with a cute smile.
ā€œitā€™s okay sweetheart, i love you.ā€ i grin, wrapping my arms around them before standing back up.
ā€œand iā€™m gonna make it up to you tonightā€ matt says quietly while walking over to me
ā€œmatthew bernard! you horny mother fuckerā€ i whisper.
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mammonscheeks Ā· 4 months ago
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obey me brothers reacting to a malnourished mc
ā¤‘ a/n: I feel like this is the most canon writing Iā€™ve ever done yet... enjoy!Ā 
ā¤‘ warnings: noneĀ 
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DEMON BROTHERS REACTING TO A MALNOURISHED MCĀ 
ā€œHey, MC! Youā€™re lucky because you get to go out with The Great Mammon tonight! Weā€™ll hit the casino nā€™ leave with our pockets stuffed, and then we can go clubbing! What dā€™ya say?ā€Ā 
ā€œ...ā€
ā€œMC?ā€Ā 
Mammon put his warm hands on your shoulders and shook gently, not used to your lack of response. He furrowed his eyebrows as he caught sight of the dark bags under your dull eyes.Ā 
ā€œYeesh, MC! Did ya get into a fight or something?ā€ Mammon joked, trying his best to hide the fact that he was worried about his human.Ā 
ā€œHuh?ā€ you blinked as you realized you had just been zoning out.Ā ā€œI, uh.... Shit! I forgot my potions textbook in my room, Iā€™ll see you all later!ā€Ā 
ā€œLanguage,ā€ Lucifer sternly reminded you as you haphazardly scurried out of the classroom, your mind "laggingā€ as Leviathan would put it. The demon brothers watched you leave, shooting odd looks at each other.Ā 
ā€œI donā€™t think MCā€™s been getting enough sleep,ā€ Belphie yawned.
ā€œAs much as I hate to agree with Belphegor, heā€™s right. They seem quite fatigued.ā€ Lucifer said, staring intently at his brothers. ā€œLeviathan, did you force MC to play video games with you all night again?ā€
ā€œDonā€™t accuse me first,ā€ Leviathan grumbled. ā€œBut no, I was catching up on some anime alone last night.ā€
ā€œMaybe MC needs to eat some more,ā€ Beelzebub said, snacking on some chips despite theĀ ā€˜no foodā€™ sign in the front of the classroom.Ā ā€œOh, I have an idea! Letā€™s get Luke and Simeon to cook a celestial feast.ā€Ā 
ā€œYou obviously only want that for your own self interest,ā€ Satan rolled his eyes.Ā ā€œIā€™ve read a book on this. Maybe MCā€™s malnourished? Humans are fragile, of course. Additionally, the Devildom provides little natural light from the sun like in the human world.ā€Ā 
ā€œI know just the cure!ā€ Asmodeus gasped, pulling up Akuzon on his D.D.D.Ā ā€œAaand itā€™s ordered!ā€Ā 
ā€œYou better not have used my Akuzon account for whatever beauty product you bought,ā€ Leviathan raised an eyebrow.Ā 
ā€œOh hush, Levi. Trust me, this will fix MC up right away!ā€Ā 
ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†ą­Øā™”ą­§ā‹† Ėšļ½”ā‹†
The package arrived by the end of the school day, thanks to Leviā€™s Akuzon Prime subscription.Ā 
Mammon held up a colorful piece of gelatin in his hand, inspecting it thoroughly.Ā 
ā€œSo this... Vitamin gummy... Is gonna help MC? This tiny little colorful thing? Seriously?ā€ He grunted.Ā 
ā€œWow... Humans are weaker than I imagined,ā€ Satan frowned, squishing one in his hand.Ā ā€œThey have to eat these to stay alive?ā€
ā€œBeel, donā€™t you dare think about eating MCā€™s gummies,ā€ Belphegor scolded his twin.Ā 
ā€œAnd donā€™t forget, I also got MC a sunlight lamp!ā€ Asmodeusā€™ eyes glittered.Ā ā€œApparently, these provide light therapy by tricking the human body into thinking theyā€™re receiving natural light!ā€Ā 
ā€œIt seems that humans have weak minds then,ā€ Lucifer sighed.Ā ā€œEither that, or weā€™ve been fooled.ā€Ā 
You walked into the HOL, stifling a yawn. Your entire body felt heavy from fatigue. It seemed like you had taken the human worldā€™s abundance of sunlight and Vitamin D for granted. Solomon had helped you by casting a energy spell for the first few months you had lived here, but even that was starting to wear off.
ā€œMC!ā€ Mammon basically tripped over his brothers to rush to you.Ā ā€œTake one before you die!ā€Ā 
Startled, you looked up just in time to see Mammon basically shoving a gummy in your mouth, before you were immediately blinded by Asmodeus holding a warm light in your face.Ā 
You covered your face and squinted your eyes, seeing the eager and expecting eyes of the demon brothers.Ā 
ā€œGuys, what are you doing?ā€ You questioned. This was pretty unexpected, but you were used to the brothers pranks and shenanigans.Ā 
ā€œWe just wanted to help! We heard you were malnutritioned because itā€™s always dark in the Devildom!ā€ Mammon said.Ā 
ā€œSo we bought a sun lamp and some vitamin gummies for you,ā€ Belphegor yawned.Ā 
ā€œAw, guys... Thank you!ā€ You smiled happily. Even though you hadnā€™t told the brothers explicitly what was wrong, thinking you could take care of it yourself, they had of course, noticed. Your heart swelled with appreciation, until you noticed that the brothers were still staring at you expectantly, like you were about to turn into some mutant creature.Ā 
ā€œUhh.. You guys do know that itā€™ll take a few days for my body to recover, right?ā€ You shrugged.Ā 
ā€œOh..ā€ Satan sighed, as the brothers looked disappointed.Ā ā€œI thought the effects would have been immediate.ā€Ā 
ā€œLaaame,ā€ Leviathan said.Ā ā€œA power-up type feature would have been way cooler! Like, imagine if MC ate that thing and grew 10 feet in size to defeat the final boss!ā€Ā 
ā€œThatā€™s fine, MC. Just focus on resting. Iā€™ve excused you from classes for the rest of the week,ā€ Lucifer said.Ā ā€œThis is an quality of humans we should have researched more during the planning stage of the exchange program. Diavolo also sends his apologies.ā€Ā 
"Thank you Lucifer, but itā€™s no big deal,ā€ you smiled.Ā ā€œWell, Iā€™m going to go take a nap now.ā€Ā 
"Iā€™ll come with,ā€ Belphegor yawned.Ā 
ā€œOh no you donā€™t!ā€ Mammon yelled, running after the two.Ā ā€œIā€™m the only one allowed in MCā€™s bed!ā€Ā 
ā€œHey, donā€™t forget about me! Iā€™m bringing the lamp!ā€ Asmo cried, waving it in the air.Ā 
ā€œYou know, I also read that cuddling with a partner can help fatigue,ā€ Satan blushed, following behind.Ā 
ā€œIā€™ll bring some snacks for us,ā€ Beelzebub called after.Ā 
ā€œIā€™ll bring my TSL movies so we can have some background sound!ā€ Leviathan ran after.Ā ā€œDonā€™t you dare start without me!ā€Ā 
Lucifer sighed, looking after his brothers scrambling to get to MC. From having spells backfire on you, battling unique health concerns, and getting preyed on by lower-ranking demons, your acclimation to the Devildom had faced many obstacles. However, Lucifer knew that he and his brothers would do anything to ensure you had a support system.Ā 
As you fell asleep with the weight and warmth of your favorite people around you, you couldnā€™t help but feel loved and cared for.Ā 
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ligbi Ā· 2 years ago
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saw a h/ello fr/esh ad on the u2bes and thinking about my friends who used that service.
got food with maggots in it
multiple months in a row
and they still use it
why would you continue to give money to a company that is sending you live bugs in your food when that is not the intended food?
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wifeyoozi Ā· 6 months ago
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mingyu & wonwoo : Still stuffed, one shot, double kill
w.c : 3.1 k ā”Š synopsis : boyfriends mingyu and wonwoo give their bestfriend more than you could have bargained for, but you are not complainingā”Š content warning : smut , best friends to lovers sorta, bisexual threesome (m/m/f) , oral sex (f + m rec) , edging , hard dom (top) wonu + sub (bottom) gyu + sub reader , slight size kink , (idrk what its called but ig sandwich sex?) , anal (m rec) a/n : note that depiction of mingyu and wonwoo as bisexual is just for the entertainment of this fic and I do not intend to impose any sexuality on them irl. also I was absolutely wasted drunk when I wrote this so I don't even know just nasty threesome.
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it was just another video game night with wonwoo and mingyu. it was at your house, like always, because you had a gaming system installed in your bedroom instead of the living room unlike wonwoo and mingyu's shared apartment. and all three of you agreed that the bed was more comfortable to spread out and sit on while gaming.
you yelped from the right side of the bed, having won yet another round (well, technically you came second, but at least you won against mingyu). the screen in front showed the game over slide once again. you sighed and got of the bed to stretch your libs a little.
"i'm getting more beer," you announced seeing all three of your cans empty already, "y'all need anything else?"
"some snacks would be great!" mingyu called out. you took the empty cans to dispose off and left the bedroom.
you, mingyu and wonwoo have been best friends forever. you and mingyu had been childhood friends since you were neighbours. you met wonwoo in highschool and decided immediately to make him part of your little gang. the friendship remained as solid as it could throughout school and college.
wonwoo and mingyu had started dating around last year after pinning over each other for almost 2 years until mingyu asked wonwoo out for a date finally and wonwoo agreed shyly. you knew both boys were in some part of the bisexual spectrum and them dating didn't change a thing in your friendship. you were happy for them and rooted for them all the time, but you'd lie if you were to say you weren't a little jealous. you just wished you had someone to take care of you the way they did of each other. of course, they took care of you almost as well as a boyfriend would, but its been so long since your last relationship that you need more than just care.
meanwhile, mingyu and wonwoo had started making out on your bed in your absence, kissing nastily with wet noises enveloping the room. "mingyu, stop, y/n is gonna come soon," wonwoo whisper yells when he felt mingyu's hand get frisky over his sweatpants.
"i can't help it baby. you're so hot, winning every round like that. you deserve some reward," mingyu argues and wonwoo can't the sound that escapes his throat when mingyu latches his mouth on his neck, "besides, its been so long, i can barely keep away from you."
wonwoo chuckle, "we fucked last night."
"my point, its so long already," mingyu said sucking a hickey on wonwoo's neck. they were too lost in their own world to notice the door opening.
"uhm, guys?" you didn't mean to interrupt them, but you were also not exactly sure what you were supposed to do seeing them make out like animals in heat on your bed. it was hot to see them frisky like that, you had never before seen them get like this, but you had to remind yourself that it was not appropriate to think of your two best friends like that.
"o-oh! y/n! we're so sorry-" wonwoo stumbled to say, pulling away from mingyu and adjusting his glasses back up.
you didn't exactly know how to react. for one, it was difficult to unsee the growing bulges in both boys' pants. it wont be very easy to continue the game again after having that image in your mind. the beer you have had has made you a little horny - its an effect alcohol seems to have on you always - and your hot gay bestfriends weren't making it easier for you.
"whatchu thinking 'bout?" mingyu asks in a more teasing tone, seeing you malfunctioning and just standing in your place like a broken machine, "thinking 'bout joining us?"
mingyu was smacked on his arm by his boyfriend, "gyu! be nicer!"
"what? its not the worst idea," mingyu says, rubbing the spot he'd been hit on, "i remember her mentioning her interest in threesomes last time we got drunk at joey's. besides, i know you find her really hot, you'd love it too, right? i see this as a win-win!"
"i-i never said that!"
"oh but your eyes say it all, baby. i've seen how you check out her ass all the time. i am not complaining, don't worry, i do find her really hot too." mingyu was smacked again.
"boys, boys! what are y'all talking about?" you were dumbfounded. wonwoo checks out your ass!? mingyu finds you hot!? that's some great information to digest. wonwoo and mingyu share glances, as if speaking more than that you can hear with their eyes alone
"say, y/n, i'm horny, nonu is horny, and you could join us if you like, no pressure, but we'd really make it worth your time," mingyu says, looking back at you.
"you don't have to if you don't want to. you could say no and we'd never speak of it again," wonwoo adds.
you think about it seriously. on one hand you were really arounsed and your bestfriends' bulging sizes against their respective pants were sending blood to your crotch and they just offered you for a threesome. then on the other hand, your conscience said it was morally wrong to do this.
fortunately for you and your throbbing pussy, you had just the right amount of alcohol in your system to put your morals aside.
"okay, what the hell," you mumble and jump on the bed between the two, pulling them both by the collar. mingyu giggles as he pins you down and connects his lips to yours instantly. you feel two pairs of hands exploring your body, feeling you up and messing with your clothes. mingyu ravishes your mouth with his tongue, kissing you wet and dirty.
you are surprised when wonwoo pushes aside mingyu's head to take his turn to kiss you. you whine into his mouth, feeling the sudden change. wonwoo can taste mingyu in your mouth still, and the mixed flavours with the taste of your mouth turn him on incredibly. if you thought mingyu was a dirty kisser, wonwoo was worse. his spit was all over the places as he kissed you hungrily and open-mouthedly, and you absolutely loved it.
it must be visible on your face because mingyu chuckled at you, already taking off his clothes, "i should warn you, y/n, wonwoo may look shy and innocent with his nerdy glasses, but he is a complete freak in bed. he is a literal sex monster."
you gasped at mingyu's words. wonwoo took the opportunity to stick his tongue deep down your throat, making you almost choke. then suddenly, it was gone. wonwoo pulled back from you, making you chase his lips, but he pushed you down. he sat up on the bed, taking off his t-shirt, making you whine as he did it all so slowly.
"mingyu, take off her clothes."
mingyu obeyed so. your shirt was pulled off you, your bra taken off at a speed that your think the clasps must've broken, and your shorts yanked off. you felt cold and exposed out in the air, so you tried to approach mingyu to kiss you again, heat your body with his again. but your hair was pulled, making you fall back on the bed with a gasp.
"did i say you could kiss him already?" wonwoo's eyes were dark, and you were scared of him in a hot way which made you want to obey everything he says like a little obedient slut. you were leaking so bad from his strong demeanor, you were sure they both could see the huge dark spot on your panties.
wonwoo leaned by your ears, and whispered softly, "if i make you uncomfortable with my words or action, you can tell me to stop, yeah?"
you nodded, but you didn't plan to. if anything, you wanted him to keep acting meaner to you. you didn't know you would be into being dominated like this until now.
wonwoo snaps at mingyu after that, "open her legs up, kiss her thighs." mingyu does just that, slowly spreading you knees apart and placing buttery wet kisses long your thighs, nearing to your core. you cannot make out if the sound he makes is a laugh or a moan against your soft thighs when he sees how wet you are.
wonwoo snakes his hand down to your breasts, grabbing one in each hand and slowly kneading the flesh. "take her panties off," wonwoo commands mingyu and he does so. "lick her up. she's making a mess, lick all her juices up."
mingyu licks a flat strip along your pussy, his tongue dipping into your folds. wonwoo helps him, reaches a hand to open your outer labia with two fingers, and properly gives mingyu access. mingyu licks a long strip from your slit to your clit and you let out loud whorish moans to let it be known how much you love this.
"squeeze his head with your thighs, he likes that," wonwoo tells you and you comply with him without even thinking. you press your thighs to mingyu's ears, enough to for him to feel the pressure but not so much you'd hurt him. but that's not what wonwoo wants. "more," he he tells you, and you squeeze your thighs tighter around his head until, --
oh. mingyu moaned over your cunt, and you felt the vibrations. wonwoo smirked when he heard it too. he grabbed a hold of mingyu's short hair tightly and pushed his head deeper into your cunt. you understand now. mingyu likes being hurt like this. he likes being controlled by wonwoo. you couldn't hear what wonwoo said next, lost in the thoughts when you suddenly felt a tongue dart into your cunt, earning a choked moan from your lips.
wonwoo leaned down to kiss your nipples, sucking on them and licking them up like a hungry cat. your hands reached over his head, lacing your fingers through his soft hair. you were close already and both the boys could sense it from the way your moans got more erratic and your thighs trembled.
you were just about to reach your high when wonwoo grabbed mingyu's head and pushed him away from your cunt. a cry left your lips, your cunt spasming and clenching around nothing with all sensations gone. you felt tears filling up your eyes as wonwoo leaned down and kissed your lips.
"there, there. it wasn't that bad now, was it? i know a pretty girl like you can take better," wonwoo's words were comforting, as his hands rubbed circles on the side of your hips, but his tone was awfully teasing and it just made you want to cry harder.
wonwoo instructed mingyu to sit up on the bed against the headboard and got you on all fours in front of him so your face was to mingyu and ass to wonwoo who was preparing his dick behind you. mingyu's dick was red and hard against his belly, but he wouldn't dare touch it without wonwoo's instructions. mingyu and wonwoo were a little similar in sizes, you noticed (and it made your mouth salivate), except mingyu was thicker than wonwoo and the latter was longer.
it was more so of a punishment for you too, to just watch his painfully erect dick and not put it in your mouth. hell, you couldn't even kiss his pretty pink pouty lips until wonwoo said you could. you had only spent twenty minutes with wonwoo and mingyu in bed, but you already knew the rules of this game. you knew wonwoo was in charge of everything and you should obey everything he says, otherwise the consequences could be harsh. and that turned you on incredibly.
wonwoo played with his dick, sliding along the length of your slit, teasing you. "wonu, please," you whimpered needily.
"hm? did you say something?" wonwoo said in a fake tone, landing a smack on your ass, only to rub the spot soothingly soon after, "its difficult to hear with this beautiful pussy in front of my eyes."
you whined again, tears falling down your cheeks. mingyu was smirking at you, as if he was in any better position than you with his throbing untouched dick.
"daddy, please, fuck me," you whimpered at wonwoo.
the latter chuckled, slowly pushing his head into your cunt, already prepped and stretched by mingyu's tongue before. "shit, you're so fucking needy. just a needy little slut, arent you? don't worry, i'll fill your pussy up."
he set a high speed for you. you gasp and almost fall face-flat on the bed, only to be held up by mingyu. mingyu's other hand clutched the sheets, trying his best not to lose control. he liked being a good boy for wonwoo. the rough punishment-fuck was good, yes, but he loved the way wonwoo praised him and rewarded him better. besides, he had to be a good role model for you.
wonwoo could see the desperation on his boyfriend's face, and chuckled, deciding he deserved a treat. "mingyu has been a really good boy, don't you think, y/n? why don't you blow his dick, hm?"
wonwoo pushed your head down till your mouth was on mingyu's dick. you licked a long strip lengthwise on his erection, testing and teasing. mingyu let out a guttarial moan and you took his dick inside your mouth as far as it could go. wonwoo wasn't satisfied with your mediocre efforts, and pushed your head till you swallowed all of mingyu.
you forced your gag reflexes to relax as mingyu's head hit the back of your throat. with wonwoo's relentless speed, your head bobbed over mingyu's dick from inertia alone, not having to do a lot of work. mingyu's thighs started convulsing soon and both of you were near to your edge already. you thought if you don't let it show you were close, wonwoo wouldn't notice until you're actually cumming and he wouldn't be able to edge you a second time.
it was risky, but you really wanted to cum already.
unfortunately for you, mingyu was too obedient to his boyfriend to cum down your throat without asking first.
"wonu, i'm close," he whined, making wonwoo pull your head off mingyu by your hair, making you whine loudly. you whined even louder when wonwoo exited you without giving you the release you needed.
"you are really noisy, y'know that?" wonwoo tells you teasingly. "good for you, i love hearing your sweet voice. stay in your position. mingyu come back here."
mingyu stands up on weak legs and kneels on the edge of the bed in front of your ass, his dick the perfect height to your entrance. wonwoo took a hold of his lover's dick and slowly pushed it in you again. you gasped at the unexpected intrusion. "hold her hips, baby, or she'll fall. she's so weak, you gotta help her. now, don't move yet, be patient."
mingyu stays still, painfully deep inside you. you loved the stretch from his dick. you could almost feel his tip brush against your sweet spot - if only he'd move a little and hit it with force.
you heard a whimper from mingyu, making you look back over your shoulder. your eyes widened, seeing wonwoo fingering mingyu from the back, two fingers deep already, preparing him. you realised what was about to come instantly. you turned your back and waited in anticipation, knowing that the best blow will come with the surprise of it.
you couldn't be more right because as soon as wonwoo's hips snapped against mingyu's, mingyu's snapped against yours, going balls deep. the feeling was extreme, one of a kind, and thrilly. mingyu's dick hit every right spot at every hit, making you reach cloud nine with the feeling. if not for mingyu's hands supporting your hips, you would have fallen down already with how weak your limbs felt.
the room sounded really filthy with the rhythmic double slapping of skins mixed with your moans, mingyu's whimpers and wonwoo's groans. but certainly mingyu was having the best time among you three, with his prostrate being abused by his boyfriend's dick on one end and having his dick swallowed by his best friend's pussy on the other. his eyes were rolling back and his throat ached with the loud noises it created. he was close a second time and he let his boyfriend know of it.
"cum on her pretty ass," wonwoo said, marking his sentence with a loud smack of his hand on mingyu's ass, making the latter cry. just as instructed, mingyu exited you before cumming ropes of white semen in your ass. "such a good puppy. now help her cum too. use your fingers on her clit."
mingyu's fingers found their way to your sensitive clit, rubbing in circular motions. you barely took any time before you were squirting, wetting the bed under you with a cry. you let your body fall on the bed and turn on your back so you could embrace mingyu, who fell right on top of you. wonwoo had slowed his speed a little to let his lover come down from his high at a relaxed pace without overstimulating him.
you kissed mingyu and mingyu kissed you, both finding comfort in the wet warmth of the other's mouth. the sight was oddly a turn-on for wonwoo, who soon came deep inside mingyu's ass, giving him a creampie as he exited. mingyu rolled over on the bed beside you, eyes closed shut from the tiredness.
you vaguely saw wonwoo get up and leave to the bathroom before your own eyes fell shut. you were sleepy already, it's probably past your usual bedtime. you barely registered being wiped clean with a warm and wet towel before being dressed in your pajama shorts and a loose tshirt. when your eyes opened wonwoo was doing the same to mingyu, kissing him on the top of his head after.
mingyu rolled to his side and snuggled against you sleepily, making you giggle softly while wonwoo got himself a pair of grey shorts to put on. wonwoo pouted and mumbled something under his breath before he snuggled on your other side. both the boys practically sandwiched you, with your back to wonwoo and front to mingyu.
you saw as the boyfriends shared a goodnight kiss, the sweetness dripping, making you smile for them. then mingyu looked at you with pouted lips, and you muttered a me too? before he pressed a kiss to your lips. you giggled as wonwoo picked your cheek as goodnight too.
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"so, uhm, is this a thing now? we ... three?"
"it could be, if you like."
"i think i'd like it, it be great."
"this is so perfect, my cute little boyfriend and my cute little girlfriend." mingyu chuckled.
"i'm not little!" you and wonwoo whined simultaneously.
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liliavanrougelover Ā· 6 months ago
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You like his housewarden?
Summary: You ask for advice on asking out his housewarden
Characters: Vice-housewardens (platonic)
A/N: If you saw me post this right after the vice-housewarden one, no you didn't
Trey Clover:
Heā€™s happy. You trust him with this information and want his help? Heā€™s glad you trust him. Heā€™s so willing to give you advice and itā€™s so helpful. He wonā€™t tell you that Riddle likes you back and he wonā€™t tell Riddle that you like him. ā€œI canā€™t say for certain, but I believe Riddle would enjoy roses. A strawberry tart would also help-ā€ (Itā€™s just actual advice).
Ruggie Bucchi:
Heā€™s ecstatic. Not that you like Leona, but that you asked for his help. Why? Well, heā€™ll help for a couple of thaumarks. Heā€™ll even give you legitimate advice. Just hand over the thaumarks and his advice is all yours. Itā€™s not that hard, is it? ā€œLet's say 50 thaumarks. Thatā€™s too much? My knowledge is very useful so of course itā€™s a little expensive.ā€
Jade Leech:
He smiles. You picked the wrong eel for the job (Either of the tweels would be bad). Heā€™s a little shit. He just tells you that Azul would like anything (which is true) and then walks away. Next thing you know Floydā€™s running over asking you about your crush on Azul. Jade told him about it. ā€œAzul would enjoy any type of confession. Now if youā€™ll excuse me, I need to go to class.ā€
Jamil Viper:
He sighs. Heā€™s so done. He barely gives you advice before walking away. Kalim asked him yesterday for advice on confessing to you and then you ask him for advice too? As long as youā€™re not playing some long con to steal from or hurt Kalim, he doesnā€™t care too much. ā€œA stuffed animal would probably work. I have work to get done, so I have to go.ā€
Rook Hunt:
Heā€™s not surprised. He already knows you like Vil and heā€™s equipped for this situation. And of course you would go to Le Chasseur Dā€™Amour for this task. No oneā€™s more qualified. Heā€™s giving you advice before you even finish asking. ā€œRoi du Poison would accept most confessions from you. What you should be asking is what not to do. You see-ā€
Ortho Shroud:
Heā€™s so happy. Heā€™s smiling so big (or the robot equivalent). You like his brother? His brother likes you! His big brother wonā€™t be sad and lonely his whole life. He has advice, but none thatā€™s really helpful. He tried at least. ā€œOh, well my big brother likes cats, so you could bring a cat when you confess. And you might have to confess outside his door.ā€
Lilia Vanrouge:
He has a cheeky smile. You like Malleus and you're asking for his advice? Well, he did raise Malleus, so he canā€™t blame you. Heā€™s so excited for you, but he wonā€™t tell Malleus. But, he told two other people. After all, Silver and Sebek arenā€™t Malleus. ā€œOh, you made a good choice by asking me. Iā€™m pretty much an expert on Malleus. So first off-ā€
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unadulteratedsoulsweets Ā· 8 months ago
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A DC X DP IDEA #28
My Beloved
Imagine disā€¦
You know, I like misunderstandingsā€¦
I saw a bunch of prompts that Danny is the mother of Ellie and Dan who is angry and will destroy the world in the future.
I also saw a bunch of prompts of Danny and Phantom separating themselves and acting like two individual beings but having to be in proximity or else there would be consequences.
But I didnā€™t see anything about combining the two thingsā€¦
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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Daniel ā€œDannyā€ Fenton knew that he had many powers, that kept on growing and appearing at the heat of the moment. He would sometimes forget how many powers he had due to his never-ending list. He has powers that he likes to use often, like levitation, flight, intangibility, his ghostly wail, and many moreā€¦ But even he has a favorite, his duplication power.
Unlike Vlad who can create multiple clones of himself to do his bidding, he can only create one.
Now donā€™t go on and underestimate him just because he can only create one despite Vlad making multiple and who is also a halfa.
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His clone is unique, when he first discovered this power of his he was all alone in the house full of guns to kill him when a passing thought passed his mind. Wes was getting on his nerves with how he adamantly tried to prove that he was Phantom. He knew the consequences when the people knew the truth, especially his parents, every time he closed his eyes it always showed him and his parents at the other end of the dissecting table.
He kept on saving them, poor animal ghosts who had just stumbled through the portal. He kept on stuffing his face with his pillows just to block out the screams.
He had just blinked, one moment he was all alone and all of a sudden another appeared in front of him.
He was startled at the notion while the clone looked at him with interest.
The clone was not human-HIM per se, but it was the ghostly-HIM aka Phantom but with more ghostly attributes.
Snow white hair that seems to sway, taller by a few feet, pointed ears, fanged teeth, skin so blue, and white freckles that seem to give off a faint glow.
He tried going ghost but was unable to do so, what he can do is a weaker version of flight, intangibility, and invisibility. While Phantom got most if not all of his powers whenever he went ghost.
At first, he was ecstatic with this new power of his not only he can throw people off who are looking too deeply into Phantomā€™s identity and put an end to Wesā€™s chatter but with this new power of his he can finally have some sort of normalcy.
But after a few minutes, he began to feel fatigued and nauseous, Phantom slowly moved towards Danny and merged himself with his human half causing a faint white glow all over his body that he got used to whenever he was going ghost.
It was a few minutes, Danny thought to himself, but it was enough to not only create a separation between the kid who always hides in the bathroom or disappears whenever there is a ghost attack and a ghost kid who looks the same age as he and only appears whenever he disappears.
But it was enough.
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Everything was great, as Phantom was able to deal with the ghosts that constantly invaded his hometown but also, he is slowly bringing his grades up from where it was before the accident. He also created an alibi for himself so people will know that both Phantom and Danny and two separate people.
Both sides were able to go on separated from each other the more time they spent separated
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After a few days, something also began to change.
Phantom would sometimes make a joke or a quip about death or even puns that made Danny laugh. Phantom would be more serious whenever they got too far from each other, small things that made both Danny and Phantom different from one another from an outside perspective.
Both made a mental connection to each other.
Not like romantically, but more of a deep platonic love for each other.
Devotion to each of their other halves. So deep that one might double-take whenever they saw the two.
Danny loves his friends and family but even they cannot understand him ever since the day of the accident. Jazz blessed his sisterā€™s soul, who read every book in every existence known to man and tried to help him. But the thing is, those books are for humans, not ghosts, and especially not for someone like him.
He died and came back to life knowing instinctively that something was wrong with him. He stands in between life and death. He knew he died and felt every bolt of electricity that had killed him. He who had to sit still at the dinner table listening to their parents who were supposed to love them, listened in great detail to what they would do to Phantom when they had caught him.Ā 
But Phantom, Phantom instinctively knew how he felt and heard his thoughts. When rough days came to Danny, Phantom quietly appeared behind him and offered his silent support.
Both needed each other to live, without the other one cannot survive on their own.
Phantom, when got too far and separated from his human for far too long got reckless, angry, cold, merciless, and ruthless. Nocturn got the burnt of it despite knowing that Phantom held back.
And Danny?
Got too emotional, and detached, and has that far-away look on his face. He would space out an entire war or destruction surrounding and he still would not notice.
Both are each otherā€™s anchor and rock. And when both become one and become Phantom together then they will be unstoppable.
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When Danny became the Ghost King it was clear they needed to separate often due to the amount of paperwork that was left pilling when Pariah Dark was in charge.
It became domestic, Danny thought as he paused for a bit when he was trying to write a book report from the Lord of the Rings courtesy of Mr. Lancer. Add the latest guests in his room he thought as he took a look at the sleeping and cuddled up Dan and Ellie who are now freshly de-aged due to some circumstances.
When Danny tried to explain to the two halves the reason why he and Phantom seemed to separate or why he was using this power of his almost every day.
Dan and Ellie seem the only two who didnā€™t feel weird at his new predicament. Both de-aged ghosts after a sudden bad melting episode and the start of someoneā€™s redemption arc called human Danny is their mom while Phantom is their dad.
Danny at first surprised at the title given by the two but asked playfully to the twins why is he the mom. Phantom who was trying to cuddle the two de-aged ghosts whom he saw as his children at this point and his human counterpart mumbled about whether was it the time when he went and juggled flaming diapers or mastered the art of the 'mom stare' that could freeze a room?
Danny who is still in a bad mood from Dashā€™s bullying earlier snarked back at Phantom on how he got the dad title. Did he accidentally perfect the art of 'dad dancing' during ghostly gatherings? or accidentally stumble into a dad joke competition?
Sam, often would joke that if she didnā€™t know better, she would think the two would be lovers which would be found in Paulinaā€™s A03 account and history.
Now that spread like wildfire, it spread faster than Wes could say Danny is Phantom. Now both GIW and his parents are out to get him for two different reasonsā€¦ One Phantom mind controlled their precious son and now locked up Danny for his ā€œown goodā€ and two he was called a so-called ā€œtraitorā€ to his race as he fell in love with a creature who was not even sentient.
As things slowly went out of hand, Danny had to physically drag Phantom, who had been clawing and gripping to Danny like a lifetime ever since Danny told him to stay at the Infinite Realms for their safety, to a portal with the two children who have their eyes puffed red as they say their farewells to each other.
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The JL is now confused, they kept seeing the same teen on the loose that appeared in various cities such as Metropolis, Central, Star City, and many more, with various government agents tailing him and trying to capture him.
At first, they thought it was another of Walkerā€™s programs, in which they kidnap various kids who have a powerful meta ability to be part of a group that directly answers to the government.
But when it was revealed that he is another son of Bruce Wayne, it became personal.
Could it be another ploy to gain the Wayne enterprise through a much older and miniature appearance of Bruce Wayne, is it another ploy to gain Bruce Wayneā€™s wealth and moneyā€¦ They might never know.
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Batman aka Bruce Wayne publicly announced that he had found another son who was rummaging in the trash of Gotham City, this way those mysterious agents could not publicly go after him as Danny had been publicly broadcasted and the manor is equipped with the latest security known to man.
Danny is very skittish the Batfam concluded, as if every move and twitch they made is something Danny should be wary of. Danny was too distracted to be sad, and have little to no energy to even join Dick and the rest of his siblings to bond over something.
However, that didnā€™t stop them from forming some sort of familial bond with Danny despite him being too guarded and too wary to get close to the family.
However, it all changed on a random day, as the entire noticed his change of mood. No longer the wariness, anxiety, and nervousness they encountered daily. Each of them began asking around within themselves if they were the one who made a change to Danny, even Alfred didnā€™t know who or what made him turn a 180.
Of course, when they tried to ask COUGH to interrogate COUGH Danny, he just kept quiet and smiled shyly.
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Night comes and all the Bats are gathered at the cave to discuss what made Danny to be in a good mood before their patrol.
As they were just about to leave for their shift when Oracle notified them Danny leaving the manor.
Of course, all of them immediately followed him and followed him to a tall abandoned building with Danny sitting giddily on top of the said building. Of course, some of them have some dark thoughts about Danny sitting on top of a warehouse and seeming near the edge. One of the Bat broods is ready to interfere if Danny even makes any signs.
But all thoughts were thrown out as a crack seemed to tear through reality appeared behind Danny, Danny on the other hand looked ecstatic. As the tear/ crack opened up there they saw an underworldly being donned with a crown that is covered in various jewels, an outfit and cape fit for an emperor, and eyes that reminded them of the Lazarus pits.
Just as the moment they tried to calm their hearts down, Danny flung himself towards the unknown being and cried out beloved, the said being caught Danny and twirled him around.
Both are in their little world as they both keep laughing and hugging each other.
The Bat family who are still in the shadows kept their eyes on the two as they wanted to get Danny away from someone that made their instincts go haywire. Batman and Robin are both especially to grab Danny away from that thing.
Both the being and Danny finally settled down and began chatting to each other with little to no distance between the two. The being then summoned a basket that was full of unique and exotic food and then shared it with their new brother.
Then Danny suddenly asked about the kids, What kids!!! EVERYONE thought when suddenly two black blurs went and tackled Danny down, knocking the air out of him.
As the kids stopped hugging Danny, they all held their breaths, they looked like the perfect copy of Danny. Black hair and blue eyes, both kids exclaimed Danny as their mom while they pouted at the being and called him dad about hoarding their mom.
The reunited ā€œfamilyā€ began chatting about how they were at each other, more on the beings asking how Danny is especially doing.
Danny chatted about how the Waynes are too good for him and how he informed Batman since the Bats have a very close relationship with the Waynes. When one of the kids why mom needs to talk to Batman, Danny just casually reveals a bombshell on the Anti-Ecto laws, GIW, The Infinite realms...etc. So that both mom and dad could get together again, as mom aka Danny is trying everything to stop the war from the living world while their dad tries to stop the war from the Realms.
As they were chatting and catching up to one another, Danny looked at his wristwatch and told the kids that he had to get going or else the Waynes might notice that he snuck out. Both kids immediately cried and gripped Danny while the other being also known as dad didnā€™t even try to pry the kids off from Danny as he too wanted to stay with the human.
Of course, Danny gently pried off the three hands that were gripping and immediately one of the kids threw a tantrum at how Danny was not safe and might get him killed if he stayed there and Danny should just go with them. Of course, Danny shook his head and told the kid that Mommy was doing everything he could to protect both of them also he might not want to admit it in front of the Wayne but he did grow on them, like a fungus he canā€™t remove.
And so, the trio left the building after one last look and hug from Danny, Danny immediately lost the small life and cheerfulness that he had when he was meeting them and silently went back to the manor.
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This made the Bat clan scramble to fix everything, all the while competing for the favorite uncle and aunt title while both Bruce and Alfred engage in their silent war for the grandpa title, when they showed their findings to the League both Booster Gold and the Flask stood up white as paper.
They claimed at the picture of Danny, that he may be the one who destroyed the future, but looked a little confused as some traits that they remembered were not on Danny which made them speculate that maybe he grew into. But when the two-time travelers explained in great detail his appearance, it matched the appearance of their nephew.
Is this the reason why Dan turned evil, humans have killed his family leaving him both angry and devastated that he let the world know of his pain?
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PS: If someone out there wants to continue or make a fic about this you are free to do so, donā€™t forget to tag me though.
PPS: As you can see, I posted a bit early, I got a bunch of people to do and things to see. So uhh, bye-bye!
PPPS: This one got too long for my liking...
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hedgehog-moss Ā· 6 months ago
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I bought a roll of chicken netting to fence off my vegetable gardenā€”which I haven't planted yet because it's been raining every single day for like two months and I didn't want my young tomato plants to rot, but the weather is finally improving. I'll plant my garden next week, and I wanted to trim the grass around it and clear the area of weeds, but then I remembered I have animals that can do this job.
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So I opened the pasture in front of the (future) garden. Currently it looks like a long pile of dirt, because that's what it is (well, compost + llama manure + dirt)ā€”but look how long it is! I'm feeling ambitious this year and I have quintupled the length of my initial hĆ¼gelkultur mound.
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You might be surprised to learn that Pirlouit was the first animal who noticed the opening in the fence and got out. It's not actually surprising because Pirou has a fresh grass-darā€”but Pampe was very much surprised & vexed.
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Everyone looked really happy to have access to this new little area!
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Initially I thought I would be able to continue preparing the garden while they were eating, but I quickly realised I was too paranoid for that. I mean, it's Pampe vs. a small temporary fence meant for chickens. Enough said. I didn't dare to turn my back on her even for a minute, so I ended up just sitting in the grass next to them with a book, which was really nice.
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Pampe decided to lie down in the grass to eat more comfortably, something Pirlouit still deeply disapproves of.
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Poldine however thinks it's a brilliant idea.
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Update: all my llamas are now horizontal, eating like three Roman emperors. Only Pirlouit continues to mind his table manners.
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Of course this peacefulness couldn't last, and after stuffing herself with new grass for half an hour, Pampe remembered there was also a new fence to think about.
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She decided to lie down again 5 centimetres away from it, so she could inspect it and strategise while maintaining a demeanour of relaxed innocence.
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I was not relaxed.
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You are exhausting.
At 7:30pm I started feeling torn, because I don't like to miss apĆ©ritif time butā€”could I run to the kitchen to get a glass of apĆ©ritif and some biscuits and run back before Pampe had time to do anything? (The kitchen is 15 metres away.) (I feel like this detail doesn't change anything and if I inserted a poll here everyone would massively vote "Pampe will have time to escape")
But you would be wrong!! When I returned from my quick and suspenseful dash to the kitchen, guess who was on the verge of doing something illegal...?
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PAMPOLDINE. Bad llama!! She was interested in tasting the flowers on the other side and she was pretty bashful when I shooed her away.
I believe the only reason PampƩrigouste didn't escape is because she assumed her daughter was about to, so her family's reputation was maintained, she would get to see me run and curse llamakind and straighten the fence grumpily, and she didn't even have to get up.
Which goes to show that she doesn't escape due to a deep and unquenchable thirst for freedom, but to aggravate me personally.
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I settled on my ash wood throne to have apĆ©ritif, comfortably seated in full view of all the animalsā€”
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ā€”so of course Pampe immediately got up and went to inspect the fence on the other end of this little pen, behind the hazel tree that was blocking my line of sight, in the one place that I couldn't see from my seat.
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I had to get up to see what she was doing (and angrily wave a stick in her direction until she moved away) and when I returned to my tree stump there was a little insect swimming in my wine. Pampe lay down again, pleased with herself.
When it was dinner time and I kindly invited everyone to return to the pasture (Pirlouit & Pampelune complied without fuss), Pampe suddenly lay completely flat in the grass, in what was clearly an attempt to make herself invisible and be forgotten all by herself in this barely-fenced area, kind of like children who dream of being locked in a toy shop overnight.
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I haven't taken my eyes off you all evening. Of course I can see you.
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I had to poke her with my stick until she deigned to get up and leave (Poldine followed), but all in all it was a very successful little outing. I might do this regularly throughout the summer to keep the grass trimmed in this area, although the difficulty level will be greatly increased when I have to patrol the fence and protect my vegetables at the same time.
I'll add that when I went out later in the evening to close the chicken coop, Poldine & Pampelune were far away, grazing together under the plum trees, meanwhile Pirlouit and Pampe were still queueing in front of the part of the fence that was previously open. Both waiting for me to let them access this heavenly garden again (but with different motivations)
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sainns Ā· 6 months ago
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PINING.
š“¢. 慤慤things they do to show that they like you.
OT7慤āœ¶ 慤 (ā €gnreaderā €) . . . friend!enhypen, pre relationship, this is a revamped post from when i first started my account, sunoo's the craziest one here for sure, a singular death joke, not proofread so pls ignore typos.慤817 words
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lee heeseung refuses to let you carry anything. heā€™s made it a habit of grabbing anything that youā€™re holding and carrying it himself. whether it be shopping bags, your purse, a stuffed animal that he won for you, or groceries, he will be carrying it all. sure, it may be a little hard carrying 15 different bags of groceries up to your apartment but he doesn't mind. even as you complain, saying that you feel bad that he has to carry everything when you can help, he'll just laugh you off, asking you to let him do this for you. you do a lot for him (unbeknownst to you) and this is the least he can do.
park jongseong asks for your opinion on almost everything he does. he'll ask you if he should buy this shirt or that one, watch looks better, what he should eat. itā€™s like he lost all ability make choices for himself after he gained feelings for you, only trusting your opinion. maybe it's because he wants to have things that you like, who knows. what everyone does know is that the contanst buzzing coming from your phone? jay. he's most definitely texting you about whatever it is he feigns needing help choosing, but he can't help it if your opinion is the only one that matters to him.
sim jaeyun loves to go shopping with you; he literally begs to be able go even if you tell him that you're just going to window shop. not to mention the fact that he is so serious about shopping; heā€™ll put his phone on do not disturb, giving you his full attention. when you ask him was store he wants to go to he'll shake his head, claming that this trip is for you and if he reall needs something then he can go on his own time. he always ends up buying your stuff for you, waving you off as he gives the cashier his money.
park sunghoon calls you every single night just so that he can fall asleep to your voice. in the beginning he asks you about your day, listening intently and asking follow up questions. he wants to hear your voice for as long as possible, especially when he went the whole day without talking to you. when you ask about his day, though, he gives you the most basic answer possible and moves the conversation back to you. and every morning, without fail, he claims that he didn't mean to fall asleep but your voice is way too soothing for your own good. you figure that he's not telling the full truth after you hear him say goodnight and he doesn't hang up the phone.
kim seonwoo takes more pictures of you than he does of himself. you swear when you caught a glipse of his gallery you saw an album named 'yn' that featured over seven thousand photos of you. which yes, you saw correctly, he has a very full folder full of pictutes of you. most of them aren't even good but he would rather die than delete the ten, nearly identical, photos of you laughing or the blurry video he got while you were ugly crying because of some movie. he also uses them to tease youā€”laughing when you tell him to delete it. yeah.. he's almost all out of storage, at this point he's going to buy a burner phone just for photos of you.
yang jungwon loves to texts you updates about his day. if you think jay texts you a lot, oh man, jungwon beats him by twenty miles. he'll tell you his plans who they're with, what he's planning on eating, the cute cat family he saw on the street (pictures included). this man tells you everything, every thought he has it feels like. honestly, he only bothers going out so that he has an excuse to text you, it makes him smile brightly at his phone when he sees your responses. when you start sending him updates about your day? he gets so happy, it's his favorite part of the day to hear from you now, nothing else could ever compare.
nishimura riki does not know what personal space is. he's always touching you in some way, even if it's subtle, like your shoulders pressing together when you're sitting on the couch, watching a movie. when you walk somewhere together, you have to push him away multiple times because he's practically on top of you with how close he is. when you're hanging out with friends, he tends to wrao an arm around your shoulder or lean his head against yours. your friends tease him for it, saying that he's practically apart of you now. he glares at them playfully, gripping your hand in his as he pulls you away (he just really wants to be alone with you).
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