#also yogurt's with them

[dannnnnn47]

Made a mcyt fanchild ...

silliest creature ever and the only one of their kind (was man-made)

[allimili]

Recognition

Meet my crk oc Yogurt Cream Cookie! Blueberry Milk cookie's(shadow milk) Twin!

[b0nelessdoodles]

screw it i'm posting the other little chunk of this silly little au thing 'cause i want to and it might motivate me to idk clean it up and finish it yippee!

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 03

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In the Fluent Freshman AU I could see a moment where Andrew kind of misses having Renee around. She was a nice quiet support for him during her time at Palmetto and now she’s graduated. Bee suggests that Andrew try and make a new friend, he can try with someone on the team even.

Andrew, initially, thinks it’s a stupid idea. He real hates pretty much every sophomore (Jack’s group) and pretty much all of the new freshmen irritate him since they’re always trying to steal Neil’s attention with all their fucking problems. The only freshman that he has no opinion on (and therefore is miles and miles ahead of everyone else) is the quiet one that he glowered at pretty early on for staring at Neil’s scars.

Except now, with the knowledge that the kid is a foreign language major, he was probably just trying to figure out what language him and Neil were talking in since the kid isn’t phased at all when Neil absentmindedly used his shirt to wipe away sweat on his face. Everyone else had LOOKED but the kid had just continued on as if it were nothing.

Nicky likes him a fair bit and has assured both Andrew and Neil, after the fourth time the kid power walked away from them, that he’s not homophobic just due to circumstances public displays of affection make him deeply uncomfortable. The Foxes have pasts and if the kid isn’t going to make it their problem then Andrew isn’t about to get irritated over it.

(Nicky doesn’t elaborate that those circumstances being that he understands that Andrew is telling Neil all the places (geographical locations) that he wants to kiss Neil and where he’d do it. He’s really not a prude but how did watching Cars 2 result in this level of dirty talk?! He’s just trying to actually get to see these movies everyone keeps referencing so that he can join in on the conversation)

The kid’s quiet company the few times Andrew’s been in it and Neil has been making some slow progress on getting the kid to open up. Andrew knows that the kid has his own weekly meetings with Betsy and he’s not about to pry.

(It’s social anxiety and stress related. No he has not told Betsy about the whole Russian situation because she’d be mad at him right? Everyone keeps telling him that Betsy and Andrew Minyard are close and that Andrew is her favorite even if she can’t admit to having something like that. She’s nice but what if she gets mad about it and tells Wymack that he’s not fit mentally to be on the team? Then what? He can’t afford college without a sports scholarship. Oh god- Betsy spends a lot of time walking him through stress relief and not worst case scenario-ing every interaction)

Andrew figures that if nothing else this kid is fine with sitting in stony silence. If it doesn’t work then w/e he tried.

So, to Fluent Freshman’s absolute horror and dismay, Andrew Minyard starts to hang around him even when Captain Neil ISN’T AROUND. He becomes unbeatable at Poker and fluent in Japanese if not fully literate.

Once it’s just Andrew and Fluent Freshman sitting in absolute silence for an hour. This might be the nicest time Andrew’s had with someone not part of his family since Renee left. “You ever consider learning Russian?” Andrew asks.

Fluent Freshman’s award winning performance starts here.

“No, I have never considered taking Russian classes here.” He responds turning a page in his book on Esperanto (he thinks it’d be fun) because why take a class for a language he’s already fluent in. He’s bad at lying but he’s GREAT at just not saying the truth.

Andrew doesn’t say anything in response and they continue to sit in silence until Fluent Freshman has to get up and go quietly have a panic attack.

Everyone, except Nicky, all think that Fluent Freshman’s the second coming of Andrew’s general apathy. Bee is proud of Andrew for willingly sitting next to someone in almost complete silence. Andrew says it helps that there’s someone else like him (Bee is confused because Fluent Freshman is known to bring his own brown paper bag to hyper-ventilate into but she says nothing.)

Only Nicky knows the full extent. Fluent Freshman is doing breathing exercises, taking pepto bismol to help his stress related stomach ulcer, and considering using his art gen-ed for theater so that he can commit to this bit better.

Fluent Freshman kind of gets used to Andrew’s quiet company until one day they’re an hour and a half into their usual absolute silence when Fluent Freshman gets up to grab something Andrew looks at him and goes ���Hey wanna learn how to use a knife?” And Fluent Freshman stiffens up and straight up faints.

NEXT

[ivys-head-is-spinning]

someone should bring me yogurt covered pretzels, chocolate cherry frozen yogurt and camomile tea.

please

[llilyrose]

officer i swear i don't have a favorite pokemon this just appeared in my art folder trust

[werebutch]

People tend to be so hostile to criticism of the way they care for their animals bc nowadays veterinary knowledge of pets and proper pet care is rapidly improving compared to previous decades (imo) but it makes me sooo sad 😭 i know [practice] SUPPOSEDLY worked for you and your pet in the past but did you really truly pay attention to your pet or did you just assume its ok because they didnt die… crazy. Plus people have a skewed way of thinking about the lifespan of pets - rabbits live a long ass time, but they think if it died within 3-5 years of age thats normal. Ok. Sure. Im mostly talking about old people here 💀 i hate talking about what i do for my animals and seeing the looks on their faces change or tell me im “pampering” my pets and that their pets arent softies like that. Well. It’s your pet. Why did you get it if you dont want to pamper it in the first place LOL? But i know the answer is ‘for human entertainment’ soooo

Do notttt even get me started on how behind most vets are when it comes to houserabbits.. It’s taken me so long to find one that even slightly knows what they’re doing and i live in a place with a lot of exotic vets. Can’t imagine what it’s like in rural areas. Even then my current vet still gives super outdated advice sometimes lol. And of course it turns out my only true up to date amazing vet is an emergency-only !!! But i suppose thats handy 😭

[thawthebeez]

sick and fucking tired of seeing people kagehina-posting to the song I Don't Smoke by Mitski as if any of those lyrics fit them at all. "if you need to be mean be mean to me" and it's always the s2 ep5 fight where hinata is the victim as if that argument was kageyama patronizing hinata and not the two of them having a minor disagreement and hinata ultimately fighting for what he knows is right. "i can take it and put it inside of me" in reference to hinata internalizing any shitty thing that's ever been said to him as if he hasn't been glued to kageyama's side ever since day one when kageyama was calling him a 'klutzy piece of shit' on the regular and not giving a single fuck. "just don't leave me alone wondering where you are" as a form of hinata angst because kageyama went to the world stage, where he definitely won't be found, because his face definitely won't be on the TV screens in restaurants in hinata's new home town because STILL the universe refuses to keep them apart for some fucking reason. hell, if anything that line should be told from kageyama 'i have abandonment issues' tobio's perspective, because at the end of the day HINATA was the one to leave for some foreign country on the other side of the world (but even then, they still most definitely kept contact. like you're crazy if you think that a mere ocean is going to keep them apart). but, yknow, the haikyuu tiktok community just loooooves to demonize tobio any chance they get, because, well, they can't baby the autistic coded character so they gotta make him seem like a horrible person instead! i can't do this anymore .

[ferrantte]

savoury yogurt bowl by 44jeru 🍠

[localgardenweed]

Finally got my Prussia Nendoroid in the mail today! Im so happy he’s finally home, I ordered him back in the fall and it took almost a year but im still happy. He actually came early since he was expected to come in August so he came home a month early. He now sits with his boyfriend on my shelf till all time. I need to take stuff off from there, his box had no space and I had to sacrifice some stuff to put it there

He though did not come with his feather pen, I looked and looked and it was no where to be found so I might write a email and hope I can get some compensation and if not oh well not that bad I can survive. But no watch it actually came in the mail and I was just blind

[b0nelessdoodles]

was feeling the sad beige mom in my soul tonight so had to doodle a her 'cause its a crime i don't draw more mystic flour tbh

also have my dumb message to my friend about it

[daisywords]

"low-fat" this, "low-cal" that, "oh use cauliflower rice instead," "zero carb zero fat zero meat zero dairy zero calories" how about stop taking the food out of my food. satiety is not that easy to achieve for some of us. blease I'm so hungry

[tonguetiedartist]

Business Partners Charlotte & Patrick want to battle!

Been slowly working on this for a month, and finally painted it yesterday. Their Pokemon represent their cats, had a hard time deciding Waylon and Laika but making them both Meowths was too funny to pass

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

What pet/kid would squeak if you squeeze them?

First and foremost: definitely Shroud, like its undeniable, but you would also be mauled afterwards to its debatable if it's really worth it.

Micheal would as well but he's probably gonna go tell on you and sic Tubbo on you.

Yogurt, because of course.

Friend I think would but I'm a little less certain for Mareep.

And finally, I feel like Edward (who is technically more of a roommate than kid/pet but he needs to be included in more) would make some weird noise that you can't translate into words but it would be similar enough to classify as a squeak.

[maretriarch]

feeling really petite and fragile and damaged after slicing my finger open multiple times on a low fat zero sugar yogurt cup

[butterflybabiie]

would i be stupid to spend 125 dollars on a set of five of these plus matching salt and pepper shakers........