#also yes the lighting is whack but at least it's there this time
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2020 vs 2024
I think the most important takeaway is that I learned to draw elf ears bigger correctly.
#my Art#redraw#fanart#adaine abernant#fantasy high#fhsy#d20#siobhan thompson#please keep fhjy spoilers to a minimum Iâm not caught up yet đĽ˛#I donât think she has the spell but the base is supposed to be Tenserâs Floating Disk#next up is learning how to draw magic effects instead of throwing weird brushes at it until itâs decent enough#her hair is longer this time around as that is the highest honor i can bestow upon any character i draw#also yes the lighting is whack but at least it's there this time#I'm leaarrning
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finn x fem reader whos really into science, rambles on a bunch and finn actually listena to her which she hasnt seen anyone do and actually CARE about what shes saying and immediately starts crushing (they were og friends but it just made her heart flutter and it was a pretty sunset)
YES YES ABSOLUTELY love this <- fixated on astrophysics since he was six and is considering becoming one in the far future
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finn with a fem reader whoâs a science nerd
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Finn called you over for repairs to their telescope not too long ago, something about a fight with the Ice King where he cracked the lense. The sun had already gone down, and the stars (now more visible after all the humanâs pesky light pollution was gone) came out of their hiding spots along with the crescent moon.
You stopped the video game you were speeding through, the call being a necessary distraction to pull you out of what would otherwise be many hours straight of gameplay, and a significant lack of self-care.
You pack your bag with snacks, and (of course) books about astrophysics and astronomy (just in case the hangout became a sleepover, or you suddenly needed them. Things can get very chaotic very quickly with Finn), two of your favorite and very closely related sciences. Unlike him, you didnât want to adventure for your whole life, you did eventually want to become an astrophysicist, maybe study with Peebs.
âWhy do you even have a telescope if you never use it?â You say, looking down at the new lense you were trying to install.
ââCuz we need it to see any incoming baddies,â Finn waves his sword around, whacking imaginary enemies.
âWhat about, like. Using binoculars instead,â
âTelescope sees better,â
âFair point, fair point,â You raise an eyebrow at him, âYou do actually know what itâs for, right?â
Finn pauses to think. âI meanâŚyou look at the stars. At least I think you do. I dunno why youâd look at them through that when you can see âem perfectly fine from here,â
âItâs cool, trust me! Itâs to see them in more detail,â
Finn stares blankly at you.
âSo, in space, thereâs, like. a hundred billion thingsâthings we canât even see from hereâand this telescope lets you look at all the stuff you canât see and all the stuff you can see but better,â
Finn sheathes his sword, âI thought there was just the stars, planets and the moon in space?â
âOh, well. Yeah, but thereâs also asteroids, meteoroids, all those decayed satellites from before the mushroom war, supernovasâoh oh oh! Do you know what a supernova is? Theyâre so coolâtheyâre basically a big, big star that after becoming a red supergiant they implode in this huge burst of energy that lasts yearsâand at the end it either makes a neutron star, or a black hole. Black holes are actually super cool too, they donât let anything outânot even light! Most black holes are smaller than Ooo but there are some massive ones at the center of every galaxyâwhich is a whole other thingâthat couldâve been formed by being compressed at the center of giant stars back in the ancient universe. Also, theyâre probably going to be the last thing in the universe but because of hawking radiation eventually theyâll fade away too, andâŚumâŚâ
You look back over at Finn, who now sat criss cross on the floor of the balcony. Heâd been intently listening (even if he didnât understand some of it) but in your eyes you were boring him. Most people donât have the energy or desire to listen to your long rants about space, and once you start, the conversation fizzles out and theyâre too tired to talk to you.
You look down at your hands, âSorry, I was rambling again. We can talk about something else if you want, hahaâŚâ
âNo, no no no,â He had zoned out many times during PBâs talks of numbers and other things kinda irrelevant to him, but for you it was different. Maybe he just likes hearing the sound of your voice, he doesnât know. âCan you keep going?â
Your heart flutters.
Your rambling continues on into the night, moon and stars slowly moving across the skies. Finn doesnât add much to the conversation, mostly watches with a fluttering feeling he couldnât figure out in his chest. Man, you were pretty when you talked.
Many hours later (you donât know it, but the sunâs coming up soon), you sit by Finnâs side, both of you sleepy from staying up all night.
Finn looks over to you, âTonight was fun,â
Youâre quiet, ââŚthe funny thing is, most peeps donât like to hear about it. The stars,â
âI wanna hear about the stars, if itâs you talking about them,â
Your eyes practically sparkle, and you pull him into a hug. Finnâs face grows hot, and he freezes before hugging you back.
âTier one, dude,â
âWhat?â
âWhat?â
#mariner talks#mariner writes#finn the human x reader#finn x reader#adventure time x reader#finn the human
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borrowing showers past bedtimes
remember the little thing i wrote the other day about v borrowing kerry's shower? yeah i finished it, somewhat, decided it was still relatively short (2k) and too plotless for an ao3 post. so woe, fic be upon ye. (under the cut)
It seemed like it took forever until Vâs incessant knocking on Villa Eurodyneâs front door got it to swing open.
Speaking of the door, when the fuck did Kerry even get his front door fixed anyway? They had tried to fix it on a random weekend when V came over, but it kept opening stubbornly no matter what they did. And then Kerry had gotten so mad and tried to rip the door of its hinges, so they dropped the effort altogether. Andâ
âOh, shit.â Kerryâs voice brought him back to the present and V blinks to realize Kerryâs looking at him with wide eyes. He pulls down his headphones he had on to his neck. His previous annoyance at being bothered in his house at this hour slipping rapidly into shocked worry at the sight of a merc covered in blood and mud and who knows what else, standing with his arms and feet a shoulder apart.
âHey Ker, whaâsup, sorry for barginâ in so late at night,â V says, words stumbling over the other like a trainwreck, then he gets to the point, âCan I please borrow your shower?â
âJesus, of course,â Kerry says, and then jerkily opens the door wider like he just remembered he could do that.
ââm not Jesus, Iâm V.â V mumbled out absent-mindedly. He whacks his arm before he gets in, some blood and bits of flesh fell off the sleeves of his jacket, squelching to the floor.
âDo you need a ripper?â Kerry asked. V drags his feet onto the concrete in hopes itâll lessen the blood stains when he walks in the house.
âOh, nah, Iâm fine. This isnât mine.â V says, just realizing how this mustâve looked. âIâve been out the whole day in the rain, went from the badlands then back, got a gig near here.â V walked further into the house, avoiding the items still strewn about the floor. âGot messy. Normal shootout stuff, grenades, the like, then justââ he makes a psh-SHOOO noise with his mouth as he creates an over-exaggerated motion of an explosion with his hands.
âGonk had a grenade on him and pulled the wrong pin.â
Kerry lets out an amused, morbid chuckle. V thinks thatâs nice; heâd probably laugh about it too. If he hadnât spent the entire day being scorched and sweating under the Badlands sun, hit by dust and dirt. Then got whacked with a storm that came out of nowhere. Then trekked his way up here just to get blasted in the face with someoneâs guts. He smelled like garbage and felt so grossed out, but he was still ready to spend the entire ride back to Watson feeling like complete shit⌠only to find that the earlier shootout had blown off his Yaibaâs fuel tank.
But yeah, heâs fine! Heâs totally not gonna lose it if he canât claw his way out of his clothes within the next 5 minutes. But just in case, he excuses himself to the shower and practically ran in.
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V's buck-ass naked in Kerry's shower. It's a huge shower, taking up 30% of the entire bathroom and the bathroom itself is bigger than his apartment. And now the large space and the great ventilation is getting him cold. He rubs a foot on top of the other, trying to warm the palms of his feet. He goes to pick up another soap from the rows and rows of product that Kerry had, all lined up.
It took less time to decide on a shampoo to use earlier because there were only two options, and even though he should probably peruse the purple shampoo dedicated to keep hair dye to shine and all that... he had decided to use the one Kerry probably forgot at the back. It had dust on its lid but smelled powdery.
Johnny crackles, all blue pixels and blurs of light, leaning on the glass window next to him. "Occupied, asshole." V says, gesturing to himself. "Also, ever heard of privacy?"
"You lost your privacy rights the second you took longer than 10 minutes to decide on a soap to use. At least start the water. This isn't your megabuilding, Kerry can pay the hot water bills."
Johnny made a good point, but V opted to ignore Johnny for now, as he often does. Instead, he opens another soap bottle and sniffs it experimentally. He could tell this was Kerry's go-to soap. Smelled like mint and perfumed musk. He reads the name of the scent. Gold Desire.
"Oh fucking... his pretentious ass needs a beating." Johnny grumbles. V snorts and closes the bottle. It's a scent reminiscent of Kerry, which V doesn't hate, of course. But the idea of smelling like Kerry didn't sit right with him.
A little too domestic. A little like he's playing pretend as someone's cute little input who's enjoying the high life for years by now. A little too much like wearing a costume. He's already had enough of the idea of turning into someone he's not without a stupid soap doing it for him.
He goes to sniff the next soap and dry-heaves. It smelled overwhelmingly like burning plastic that's vaguely presented with artificial strawberry and vanilla. He coughs and puts it away.
âAt this point your clothes are gonna finish being washed before you do.â Johnny complains, glitching away and popping up, squatting on top of the washing machine dramatically.
V picks up another soap, âOh Johnny, gross, you cummed in this one.â
âI what.â
âLook, âRockerboyâs Wet Dream.ââ V says, grinning and showing off a green bottle. Johnny rolls his eyes and pretend-flicked his cigaretteâs ash onto the floor.
V continues to read the bottle, ââCitrus and Red Chili.â Wonder how that smells combined.â V sniffs it, âSpicy!â he announced to Johnny who has now resorted to softly banging his head on the wall behind him. V decided he could just use this one and goes to turn the water on.
He enjoys how it immediately produced the perfect temperature without him even needing to fiddle with the settings or wait. Some fancy tech that detects his temperature and automatically sets the most suitable one for him once his feet hit the shower tiles.
He pours a hefty amount, wincing at how the bottle wheezed and dropped a slimy gel-like substance with beads of scrubsâ which hurt when he started to slather it up. Before the contact with skin promptly starts to burn. Granted he has never used a high-end soap with an exfoliator and whatnot, but V doubts itâs supposed to hurt this much.
V picks the bottle up again to inspect it, hoping to see if maybe heâs just using it wrong or something⌠when he noticed a manufacture date at the top of the cap. He froze in fear. âHoly shit. This was produced before I was even born. Why the hell do Kerry even keep this around.â
He chucks the bottle to the trash bin to the far end of the room. It missed and hit the wall, bouncing onto the floor. V scrubs the rest of the offending soap on him, almost panickedly.
âYou can shower with my actual cum, âll hurt less.â Johnny offers mockingly, getting in the stall with him. V elbows him hard, even if he glitches away before it made any believable contact.
âGive it a couple second and youâll feel the burn too, see if you can joke then.â V grumbles. He takes a long deep breath and spends the next few breaths just watching as the bubbles get washed along with the grime and mud that starts to melt onto the floor along with the hot water. Shoulders slowly slumping as the events of the day start to catch up and some new bruises and cuts make their presence known. He cards his fingers onto his hair and plop goes the pieces of brain matter and what couldâve been an eighth of an eye. He kicks it down the drain, and blindly takes a random bottle.
This oneâs still filled to the brim. He opened it to find it still sealed, even. He struggles to open it with his nails and managed to do so... sacrificing some nail paint in the process. He sniffed it almost dejectedly. Before perking up, pleasantly surprised with its unfamiliar but sweet scent.
"Huh.." he says, taking it away to properly read what it was. "Coconut and basil."
"Do you even know what a coconut looks like?" Johnny accused, out of nowhere.
"Sure I do. It's brown, kinda round looking. Floats. Not sure what a basil actually is though." V answers easily, and finally sets the soap next to the shampoo he had picked, and gets to showering in peace.
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V stepped out of the bathroom feeling like an actual human again for once, shaking his hair onto the towel roughly to dry it.
"Ker?" he calls out. He hears a faint tune being repeatedly played and walks to the far end of the first floor. Kerry sat with his back to V, with his headphones in, frowning at a computer. He had a guitar in one hand while his other hand was covering his mouth, a finger tapping onto his lips.
Kerry glanced over when he noticed V in his peripheral vision and says, "Hey," but his focus quickly turns back to the computer.
V steps next to him to plant a kiss on the top of his head. "Thanks for the shower." (He could feel Johnny rolling his eyes, making pretend-barfing motions. V made a huge point to tell him to fuck off.)
"No problem," Kerry says, obviously still distracted.
"Busy?" V asks, knowing the answer but thinking he should probably still ask it.
Kerry doesn't really answer, just hums vaguely, somewhat affirmatively.
V spreads his toes out on the floor, feels that itâs dusty, still havenât been properly vacuumed since god knows when. He shifts his weight. "... Anything I can help with?" He offers. It's a long shot but sometimes Kerry asks his opinion on song lyrics, even though V kinda guessed it's less of asking an opinion and more of showing off an unfinished piece heâs still proud of.
As he expected, the shot fell short of its mark when Kerry replies with a clear, resounding, "No." and by then V knows he's maxed out trying to get a conversation out of Kerry.
He goes to leave Kerry alone.
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V checks his clothes to see it had finished its spin cycle and is now being dried. Still a couple hours to go. He goes back out and climbs to the second floor, trying to find something to wear in the meantime. Kerryâs a little shorter than him, (âNot by much.â Johnny annoyingly pointed out.) Fine, Kerryâs only a little shorter than him, but his clothes mostly consisted of leather or something so cropped, might as well just go nude.
There were some hoodies, though, large unassuming jackets Kerry bought in bulk to hide from media vultures. Big enough it makes his boxers look shorter than it actually is. V decides to borrow one, goes to bite and suck one of the hoodâs strings immediately once he slipped it on.
He leans over the second floor to check up on Kerry from above. Kerry tapped the space bar so hard V swears itâll crack. He starts grumbling unhappily, then goes to fiddle another tune on the guitar. Yikes. Better leave him alone for now.
âDerivative!â Johnny yells about the tune, over the railing.
If Kerry could actually hear him there would be a bloodbath.
V passed Kerryâs bed and goes back down to the first floor, sitting on the sofa. Kerry stops playing the guitar with an uncomfortable screech and whines loudly.
âTell him try changing it to a minor tune.â Johnny says. V frowns at him, not sure if heâs actually offering genuine musical help or if heâs just fucking around to try and rile Kerry up. Either way, V knows Kerry wouldnât appreciate any unwarranted advice at this stage. Johnny clicks his tongue, because he knows it too, he just doesnât like not letting everyone know what he thinks.
V goes to lean back, only to sit up straight again, looking back and noticing thereâs a bong stuck behind him. He pulled it out, then sighs at the mess. Before standing up and picking up empty and half-filled glasses to the kitchen to stick them in the dish washer. He continued to throw out two thongs wedged in the sofa. Wipe the counter from the sticky, spilled alcoholic drinks and their mixers.
It took a while until the sofa and the coffee table in front of it looked nice enough, and V sits and slumps himself onto it in satisfaction, letting the sofaâs crevice swallow him as much as it could.
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"Hey, what're you doing here?" Kerry asks, gently shaking him to wake him up.
V blinks blearily awake, takes a second to realize where he's at. Then at the question. Wanted to wait up for you sounds too cheesy suddenly and V decides to just shrug.
"You cleaned my place up." Kerry says appreciatively.
"Nnno, just the sofa area." V points out, then yawns, putting his hand into a fist and using his knuckles to cover it. Kerry lets out an 'Awww' kind of sound and V stopped yawning immediately, frowning up at him. Kerry stopped cooing, and grinned, "Come on, let's get you to an actual bed, huh?"
He pulls V up and leads him to the second floor onto the bed. V falls into it immediately, rolling so he can plant his face down onto the biggest pillow Kerry had, while Kerry went off to turn off most of the lights on the switch on the wall.
V doesn't need to see to know when Kerry shuffled into bed when the bed dips next to him. He puts a hand out to feel for Kerry and when his fingers found contact on skin, he scoots closer.
"D'aww," Kerry says again cut off harshly when V pokes his ribs, hard. "Hey you don't want me to think you're cute? Stop being cute."
"Thought you said I was a brat?" V coyly asked.
Kerry lets out a huff, "Alright, down, boy. Way past your bedtime for that."
"Sounds like I need some punishi--" V couldn't help a yawn before he could finish that sentence, "Yeah, point taken." He shuffles again, a leg lands on top of Kerry's before settling. âSorry I bothered you while you were doing your song.â He says to Kerryâs arm.
Kerry lets out a soft laugh again, rubs the point of contact between his fingers and V's upper arm, âYeah if you were anyone else, I wouldâve told you to fuck off. Consider it a privilege that you got me away from my set and Iâm still letting you on my bed.â
âYay, privilege!â V whoops softly. âAlways wanted to know what that feels like.â
Kerry snorted again. They went quiet and V thought that was the end of it. Until Kerry adds, âYou know you donât have toâŚâ he stops like he thought better than to say it. V opens his eyes to look up at Kerry, telling him to go on.
Put on the spot, Kerry begrudgingly continues, âI dunno, just⌠you know Iâm here for you, right? So.. I dunno, V, maybe next time, you could just think of coming over in the first place instead of it being an alternative plan? And, ugh, I know how this might sound toâ Look, Iâm not saying this âcus Iâm jealous or, or clingy, okay, I know you got your own thing. Look, you donât have to act all awkward and proper âround me, âs all. I mean, come on, V, itâs just me.â
âUh-huh.â V says, though he doesnât really get what thatâs all about. He shuffles and drops his head back to its original position, closing his eyes. Heâs falling asleep again, and he fights to hear what Kerryâs saying next, it gets jumbled into one hazy tune. Something about time, and them being friends, sometimes a little more, something about worrying about not hearing somethingâŚ
He snuggled to Kerryâs arm again, concludes Kerryâs probably just stressed about the piece. So, he sleepily asks, âDidja finish it though? The song.â
âHuh?â Took a few seconds for Kerry to realize what heâs asking, âOh⌠Nope. Gave up on it for tonight.â
âShould try changing it to minor key.â V hears himself say without him actually thinking it, then he groans quietly. He kicks the engram mentally, mumbles out, âOh, shut up, JohnnyâŚâ
âYeah, shut up, Johnny.â Kerry echoes immediately. But thereâs a slight moment where V thinks Kerryâs arm had tensed a tiny bit, before relaxing, as he leaned into Vâs hair. Then, "You smell nice."
Thanks, it's coconut and basil. V thinks he says, but he's not sure because he conked out within milliseconds. He thinks that for tomorrow, in-between getting home, and doing gigs, and finding leads about the relic, heâll try to figure out what a basil actually is.
Author's Note: yeah so coconut and basil huh. The coconut that goes around getting bobbed by the sea but floats with the flow. The basil that could mean anything from a token to ward off the devil to a symbol of love. Also smells great together as a body wash. Fun! Maybe Kerry'll think there's poetry in it if V shared it the next day.
#cyberpunk 2077#kerry eurodyne#johnny silverhand#lil guy v#writingcactus#gonna have to go and find my other ficlets to tag with that augh#i drew this tag
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LINK: At least itâs not as dull as fitting like a glove
summary: Damian and Jon are, well, Damian and Jon.
They're idiots about their hideously obvious feelings, and their friends are *so* done with them. Time for operation Damijon.
otherwise known as the friends meddling >:)
âAlright, this is getting ridiculous.â Maya wrinkled her nose, watching Jon knock Damian in the shoulder, the shorter boy grumbling as he knocked back, hint of a smile on his face.
âTheyâre like, disgustingly mushy.â Colin agreed. âItâs horrible.â
âThey should kiss.â Skyler nibbled on her pencil, sharing a sketchbook with Akira, who looked up and grinned.
âIs this meddling, I hear? Are we meddling?â
Maya nodded solemnly. âWeâre meddling.â
â-eT OFF OF ME, YOU IDIOT-â They looked over at the exclamation, Damian squawking as Jon flopped on him, going limp and forcing all his weight onto the smaller boy, who was mostly upright.
Akira pointed a pen at them, considering for a moment. âGay.â Â
âYouâre gay.â Skylar kicked them under the table playfully.Â
âYes, I very much am.âÂ
âChildren, please, back to the matter at hand.â Maya clapped. âWhat do we know about Jon?â
âHe was an asshole!â Colin chirped.
âHe was probably being an asshole specifically to Damian for attention.â Skylar added. âAnd heâs tall.â
âHe has black hair and makes bad fashion choices.âÂ
âHe could probably be a jock in a different life.â
âHeâs like, secretly Nick Nelson but not British.â
âAnd not nearly as nice, less manners and more fictionally jock-like.â
âI mean anything useful.â Maya cut them off, rolling her eyes fondly.
âHis best friend is a girl named Kathy, and her parents run a diner downtown. Also, heâs a secret southern good boy who would get whacked over the head with a wooden spoon if his grandmother knew he was acting like this.âÂ
Akira looked up from stenciling a piece they wanted to throw up on the school alleyway. âI follow her on Insta.â
âSomething helpful, thank you.â Maya grinned. âOkay, weâre getting this Kathy chick in on this, Akira, send the address and weâll meet up there this weekend, provided they arenât there for a not-date.â
âGot it.â Akira pulled out their phone and tapped at it, creating a chat.
New Chat: literally_nobody, End_the_cycle, Sky_high_dreams
End_the_cycle has changed the name to: Op Damijon
End_the_cycle:Â idk i think it sounds good
Sky_high_dreams:Â when they get married we should make them a wedding sign with this
Art.is.lit(erature):Â woodworking bet
Anyways heres the address - link
literally_nobody:Â Sounds good
 everyone meet there at like 12:30-ish, thats when they have tutoring so they def wont b there.
âWhy are they all on their phones?â Jon whispered, pulling out his own. They were watching their friend, having grown curious at the lack of chatter, not that theyâd really been listening to it from how theyâd been badly flirting messing around with each other.
âTheyâre sitting in front of each other, they can talk face to face.â Damian grumbled, before looking over Jonâs shoulder, resting his chin there. âMaybe someone died?â
âNah, no oneâs socials have blown up.â he leaned back a bit, raven curls falling into Damianâs vision, causing his nose to scrunch up. He blew the hair upwards, getting a glance at the screen.
âWeirdos.â Jon muttered, putting his phone away. Damian nodded, the two still attached to each other and now swaying back and forth with the light breeze.
âVery much so.â
âOi!â Jon shouted. Damian startled, having grown accustomed to the peace and detached himself from the taller boy, much to Jon's disappointment. âWhat are yâall doing? âÂ
Four phones were promptly slammed face down onto the table, followed by a multitude of bad explanations.Â
âWhat makes you think weâre dining anything anyways?â Colin challenged, Maya pinching the bridge of her nose behind him.
âFine, donât tell us.â Damian muttered. âA four year old could lie better than you.â
âYou would know, wouldnât you?â Jon poked his cheek, laughing as his hand was swatted away.Â
âAre you insinuating I am a four year old, Kent?âÂ
âYouâre as short as one.âÂ
âItâs not my fault youâre practically a giant!â he crossed his arms, before realizing Jonâs mischievous expression. âNo. whatever youâre thinking, stop.â
He was scooped up not ten seconds later, screaming obscenities as Jon cackled. The four on the table shared a glance, one thought in their heads.
Truly sickening, they were. Oblivious and ridiculously pining.
Maya was outside of the diner at 12:30, impatiently tapping her foot as she waited for at least a head of red hair to come bobbing down the sidewalk. She watched the servers swoop in and out, a blond freckled one catching her eye. According to Akiraâs phone, this girl matched the description of Kathy.Â
âHey, welcome! How many for ya today?âÂ
Maya coughed, coming in face first with the girl. âErm, four. Hey, youâre Kathy, right?ââ
She hoped she didnât sound stalker-ish. Judging by the way the girl squinted her eyes suspiciously, she probably did.
âWhoâs askinâ?â
âMy name is Maya, and I'm a friend of Damian and Jonâs.â
Kathy lit up at the mention, but before she could respond, Colin came barreling through the door, catching himself on Maya.Â
âSup, M? Akira volunteered to pick up Skylar, they should be almost here.â He looked between them. âHey, are you Kathy? Did Maya tell you about Damijon?â
âDamijon?â Kathy asked at the same time Maya sighed and said, âI was getting there when you so rudely interrupted.â
âOops.â Colin grinned, looking between them. âIâm Colin.â
âYo!â Akira, followed Skylar, came through the door, one looking extremely pleased, and the other mourning the loss of their paint-splattered jacket. âSky made me change.â
âWhatâs wrong with what you normally wear? And whereâs your jacket?â Colin asked.
âThatâs what I said! And she made me leave it, I feel naked.â To make a point, they shivered, and Skylar smacked their arm.
âDonât be so dramatic.âÂ
They stuck their tongue out at her in retaliation, Colin and Skylar laughing. Maya sighed, turning to Kathy and asking for a table for four, loudly asking for three childrenâs menus. They all eventually made it to the table, all five nursing milkshakes, as Kathy had asked for her break.
âOkay, so let me get this straight, they arenât dating yet? Cause when they came in, they seemed awfully couple-like. Milkshakes and fries, and It was more of an apology from Jon. Heâs been texting more, waxing poetic about him.â
âReally?â Maya leaned forwards. âDamian hasnât said shit about Jon, not that heâs had time to, they're attached to the hip and he barely uses his phone.â
âOkay, so we know that they are most definitely pining for each other, and Jonâs more vocal about it. They both like milkshakes, Damian's a little too attached to his grades to not be hiding from his feelings, and they are more similar than they think. Should we have them commit a felony together?â
Colin swirled his straw around what was left in his glass, Skylar sighing. âI have a feeling theyâve already done that, his lock pick kit was used.â
âHow would you know that?â Akira perked up, Skylar looking away. âThatâs for me to know, and none of you to find out.â
âWe should try something legal.â Maya said. âAnything going on so far? Worst case scenario, we trap them in a closet.â
âSmallvilleâs having a festival in a few weeks. I know Jonâs been dying to go back, anâ my family goes every year. If yâall can get Damian to say yes, I can get Jonâs parents to agree.â Kathy suggested.
âWe can make it sound like a friend's outing, and then leave them together,â Akira added.
âAsk the person to rig the Ferris wheel or something so that they end up on top with no way down!â Colin chirped. âThey have fireworks at this fair?â
Skylar hesitated, âMaybe something less traumatic.âÂ
Kathy, however, seemed to love the idea, nodding enthusiastically. âAs long as Damian ainât scared of heights, we��re fine. There are plenty of other rides we could âaccidentallyâ leave âem alone in.â
âThis will be more fun than i thought.â Maya pulled out her phone, grinning. âA few weeks' time and we can get them together, no problem.â
Damianâs phone buzzed as he pointed out a specific problem, explaining the process. He ignored it, but not five seconds later, Jonâs did as well.
âPermission to check, Teach?â Jon grinned, picking up his phone anyways.Â
âGranted.â Damian answered, picking up his phone as well. Maya had texted Damian, detailing the dates and time that they would be doing this, leaving no room for a yes or no answer. Kathyâs was a more nice version, asking Jon if heâd like to come down to Smallville for the fair in a few weeks, and that the rest of his friends would be coming as well.
Damian seemed less pleased, but softened as he saw Jon's excitement, and beneath it, a strong pang of bittersweet.
âWill your parents allow you?â Damian said. âMy brothers will, my father will not have much of a say in the matter. One of them will probably make their way with us.â
âI want to. God, I want to so bad.â Jonâs forehead fell into his hand, pushing up the curls that so often fell into his face. âMy parents haven't let me go down for so long, I don't know why theyâd say yes now.â
Damian mulled over it for a bit. âIf your brother tells them he wants to go too, would they be more susceptible to letting you go? Since everyone else is going, and your childhood friendâs family whom they trust is the one offering it?â
âI guess, but he wouldnât want to come.â Jon grumbled.Â
âHe can fake it. Your parents are rarely home anyways, right? Shouldnât be that hard.âÂ
âIâll talk to him, see what he says.â Jon pocketed his phone, looking at the time. âCan we call it an early day, Dami?â
âIf the first thing you do is talk to your brother, yes.â
Jon grinned, pulling him to his side and rubbing his nose in the soft brown hair. âYouâre the best, Dames. See you in a bit.â
Damian flushed, but only nodded, sliding his bag over his shoulder and sending a soft smile towards Jon, pink still dusting his cheeks.
âSo let me get this straight. You want me to lie to mom and dad for you, and tell them that I oh so desperately wish to go back to the countryside for a fair, so that you can go down with your friends and possibly woo Damian.â Kon had his arms crossed, looking largely unamused.
âI didnât say that last part!â Jon huffed, running a hand through his curls. âAnd Dami said one of his brothers might come too, for supervision. Ask Tim to come if you donât want to lie.â
âIâm going to lie for you.â Kon decided after a beat. âBut youâd better come home with a boyfriend.â
âKon!âÂ
Nonetheless, everyone was extremely excited for the next few weeks, the fair landing on a long weekend. They all met up in front of the Brandensâ restaurant, the carpool going big. One of Damianâs siblings and their partner had opted to come along, much to Kathyâs parents' relief. Seven teenagers and only the two of them would have been a disaster.Â
The Waynes had the bigger car, so the kids would be in that one, while they followed the Brandensâ car to the farm they still kept in the countryside.Â
âROAD TRIP!â Colin yelled gleefully. Akira looked pained at the sight, Damian rolling his eyes and putting in his earbuds before they were even in the car. Jon and Kathy were both talking a mile a minute, regaling Skylar and Maya with tales of their youth in Smallville.
One by one, they shuffled into the car, Damian and Jon sitting in the back with Maya and Kathy, Colin, Akira, and Skylar squeezing into the front.Â
âAll ready?â the driver called, and the car exploded into cheers and laughter, shoving each other and hugs.Â
This would be a rather eventful weekend, wouldnât it?
#jondami#damian wayne#jon kent#supersons#jonathan kent#kathy branden#maya ducard#colin wilkes#kon el#connor kent#batman dc#superman dc#no capes au#high school au#Bad Boy Jon Kent#Top Student Damian Wayne#Good boy x bad boy#Honestly itâs not even that anymore weâre so off track#Friends to lovers#enemies to friends to lovers#Fluff#humor#fluff and humor#Itâs cringe#I probably butchered these characters my deepest apologies#Damijon
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Some S2 E2 thoughts
Just rewatched a second episode of a second season; what a good one it is.
I wanted to write out some thoughts I had about Aziraphaleâs and Crowleyâs dynamic while watching it; this may have been discussed already in one way or another, but I think this aspect is so omnipresent within the series that it can sort of be taken of granted, and possibly overlooked. I also like analysing out loud, or, like here, by writing it out (it's good for my as I like to call it my acting brain).
So, my main point being is (and it can divulge into a different one in a bit cause I am sleepy yet passionate about this)- Both of them see through each other, like no one else they know does.
Crowleyâs âI want to destroy children of Jobâ ? (Naah, Aziraphale doesnât buy it)
Aziraphaleâs responses to Crowley ~ - Whose side are you on? - Godâs of course. - Oh, really? The same God that wants me to whack the kids? - Yes⌠(Crowleyâs like lmao angel welcome to the club I guess)
And please, this is so important to support this whole point - can we talk about Crowleyâs
âWhat do you know about what I wantâ bit
The facial expression, tone of voice and the eyes which we luckily have a quick glimpse of in this scene (and I have a suspicion that it was done on purpose so they are visible here), they scream âI see and understand that you know me, but itâs too dangerous for me to just be who I am. So letâs continue, at least for now, to play this game and let me create the illusion that I am a demon that I am, they need to see it. Not because I sincerely want to actually be one, fuck that to be honest; I just donât want to die. Am I angry at this? Do I even feel a certain contempt, actually directed at myself for where I am at? Yes. Can it be better? Noâ.
But I also think that this is buried quite deep in the case of Crowley; you could say itâs subconscious (but most likely with time and at some point comes more to the light). I also realised with rewatching and reading otherâs thoughts about this, this I-want-to-destroy-children-of-job-and-stuff âshieldâ for his own survival has actually grown thicker with time. (And what I want to add, not deep enough to actually sincerely want to be evil, that wouldnât be the character we have; at least in a canon way we have now).
Itâs interesting because Aziraphale is not quite the same [yet], in regards to a stance with his respective âofficesâ; so they are not fully mirroring each other in this aspect [again, and hopefully yet]. (As an additional note, the most similar Aziraphale was to Crowley in this regard was right after the failed Armageddon, but as we know at the end of Season 2 he returned to Heaven with a newfound hope to make it better).
Yes, Aziraphale sees through Crowley and Crowley sees through Aziraphale. But itâs only Aziraphale who actually wants to be a part of Heaven. And more precisely, he stands for what Heaven is on paper (love light peace etc), which is in fact very obviously very questionable in practice. And excuse me, Crowley? The Shuhite Crowley who in the end saves children (and also later down the line is concerned about feeding ducks with bread? Pure evil incarnate yes). Definitely a very loyal servant of Hell.
Crowley is obviously way ahead in his journey of being the odd one out, and this episode beautifully shows a muuuchh slower downhill route of a similar nature for Aziraphale (âYouâre going to fast for me Crowleyâ much?) But that being sad, Crowley assists him on his journey when he feels is a right moment to do so, by nudging him in a direction of questioning Heaven (cause he sees his Angel is deep down in his propaganda sh*t and Crowley just wants him out of there), but also just by being there where Aziraphale is in distress without making uncomfortable moments more uncomfortable for him (I remember specifically this being pointed out by someone already, I will make sure to link the post once I find it). So as mentioned, both of them see through each other, like no one else they know does, right? Imagine how the will see through each other even more clearly after both of them are on the same page in this regard.
Ok I will be going to sleep .. soonish cause if I said "now" that would be lying tbf I just take tooo long to prepare for sleep
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens meta#good omens theory#good omens thoughts#crowley#demon crowley#aziraphale#angel aziraphale#ineffable lovers#ineffable boyfriends#ineffable spouses#ineffable idiots#ineffable partners#good omens posting
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Neon Visions
You know, I realized I never posted this fic onto the tumble as well; so here's the link to it too. Seems pertinent to drop it in spooky month too.
Chapter One
Content Warnings: Vampires, trippy imagery, gore, violence, injuries; your one reminder that I love writing horror
The world pulses, like a heartâ
And you are dead.
Sunlight seeps through leaves to dapple along the grass. Mushrooms dot the bases of mole hills; they also bore through the porous holes bored in your skin. The bugs made way for their spores, in voracious scavenger tunnels digging through your flesh. Carving patterns like worm trails through wood. The colorful caps crest over the pits of your eyes; maybe when the bugs are done, amanitas will grow from the sockets too.Â
The crows left a long time ago, carrying off your flesh.
You donât breathe, but every pull of carbon dioxide becomes your inhale. Every puff out of oxygen, your exhale. Funnily enough, the opposite of what it was in life. Life⌠huh. The world melts into the songs of spores and trails of animals. The grazing deer cutting teeth through green bladesâŚ. The squirrels beating their paws against the dirt. One buries an acorn where your heart once lay.Â
And it blurs into color and it blurs into nothing âŚ.
âŚ
âŚ
Until the footsteps.
â...Oh Darling,â he whispers, voice singing the same song as the grass and the mushrooms and the moonlight. You just know his words. And because you know his words⌠you can feel when he curls his hand into your jaw bone, when his forehead brushes against your shattered skull. âIâve finally found you.â
A tear waters the acorn.
A tree feeds off your buried bones.
***
âŚItâs shitty waking up from a peaceful dream about death. Bore your eyes through the ceiling; tiredly search the cracks in it. It doesn't make it better. Doesnât disturb the eerie tranquility crawling across your skin. What the hell was that? No plaster can spew answers from the popcorned texture pocked against the ceiling. A siren blares. The train blasts by, a bright streak of lights and a blare of noise against the neon night. White powder dusts down. Fucking hellâŚ. The last dregs of daylight smear across your walls. Dragging your hand across your eyes, you wonder if you should dare to look at your alarm clockâ
BRRRRRRRRRRRRING!
âUp and at them, I have breakfast.â Like clock work , Rollo knocks his palm against the door. Eight at night, on the dot. Groaning out a pillow-muffled half-scream, you chuck the clock at the wall. CRASH! Rapid footsteps. âWhat in Godâs name did you do toâ?!â
And then your pillow smacks into his head. He sputters and immediately chucks it back with the worldâs lamest warcry. At least in your opinion. âI will go back to using the bucket!â
âNo you fucking wonâtââ
âLanguage!â
âWHORE!âÂ
He shrieks your name, clutching at his crucifix beads. His pure indignation burning in all its glory is enough to make you roll out of bed. âI did not raise you to be so uncouth!â
âMmmm pretty sure weâre both orphans, Rolls.â
âI am seven years your senior, I may as well be your parent.â
âŚ
âŚ
âNo, youâre right, thatâs weird,â he nods after a minute.Â
â Fucking right?â
â...Ugh.â
âYou have to admit it sounded gross.â
âYes, yes. Now come along.â You bump shoulders with him as you pass him on your way to the table. Immediately, he whacks your back in a âdumbassâ kind of way. âGo get dressed.â
âBreakfast, then shower, then dress.â
âFine, fine,â he musses your hair. You smack at his hands, but slip into your chair. Plastic crinkles against the cushions. Rollo put them on one day and never took them off; germaphobe claims itâs to keep them from being ruined, but now you just have plastic to clean. And it crinkles against your sheep-print pajamas. Dishes clatter in the checkerboard kitchen. Stacks of clean plates dry beneath a pristinely cleaned window.
Only a spider goes unscathed in the corner, and only because youâd pointed out that Francis catches the gnats. And Rollo canât kill anything named after a Saint. Still, you can recognize the signs of his obsessive cleaning episodes. â...Did you seriously not sleep again?âÂ
âI meditated and committed to my evening routine.â
âThat doesnât count as sleeping .â
âDiscipline keeps us alive .â Well. Guess you canât argue with that. Your lip pinches as you fiddle with a hole in the cushion cover. A chipped plate scrapes across the worn wooden table. Thereâs still a sticker on it from the pawn shop youâd both dragged it from. Itâs rickety, and needs a napkin wedged under one leg, but itâs yours. Sirens screech. A car horn blares and a manâs voice yells out. Dry toast sits against your tongue, drowned by cheap, bagged tea. You both finish before the sun can fully set.Â
âCome along,â he dabs his napkin across his mouth. The fire escape awaits. A few thriving plants spill over the rusty rail. The leaves reach towards the last strains of light, just as he does. Itâs like he thinks he can catch the rays in his hands. Rollo looks so serene, like this. Golden hour sunbeams highlight his hair a sparkling white, not dusty gray. Makes him look young and old all at the same time, but⌠at least younger than normal. And maybe you can convince yourself, for a moment, that this is all normal.Â
But when Rollo bows his head to the sun, you follow suit. His hand finds yours and squeezes it. âThank you, Lord, for another day. Thank you, Lord, for the beautiful sun. Let these rays follow us as we do your Work. And let us not succumb to the night.â
âAnd let us not succumb to the night,â you echo.
â Amen .â
As you leave to shower, the sounds of sharpening knives follow after your footsteps. A rough scrape of metal on metalâthe silver knives, expertly prepped for their work, are the most pristine, expensive objects in your home. One for you, one for him. And then there are the guns to clean, the bullets to bless. He never does any of it until after the prayer. Maybe thatâs why he tries to catch the sun in his hands. Maybe he thinks itâll bless the weapons all the more.Â
Itâs your last thought before you click the bathroom door shut.
***
The rumble strip of a busy, concrete highway slashes through commercial suburbia, vibrating the air with the droning hum of passing cars. Cuts of manicured greenery mix with industrial elementsâ straight lines of caged trees in islands of grass, square bushes line cracked sidewalks. Thereâs not much light. Maybe a spotlight on an ad, a stray street lamp, or the neon glare of gas prices blaring against billboards. But thereâs just a single lamp here, and an airplane marker blinking on top of a tower. Two gargantuan piles of gravel and fill dirt loom before you, twenty feet of probable road material for summer repairs. A silo clings to endless webs of metal support beams. Hair rises on the back of your neck. You nudge Rollo, nodding in confirmation.
Itâs here.
Immediately, he draws his knife, raising it in front of you as he takes the lead. You follow suit, eyes combing the shadows. Take a deep breath. In, out⌠and you can open your Eyes. Nothing visually changes. Shadows reign. But⌠as you wander further and further into the depths of the darkness⌠cutting quiet silhouettes against the occasional beam of light from the streetlamp⌠your hair stands on end.Your shoe scuffs softly against chipped paint lines along the cracked cement. Gravel hisses underfoot.Â
âItâs close,â you warnâ
WHAM! Rollo slams his fist into a shape that comes barrelling out of the metal webwork. Instinctively, you splay your fingers and roll your wrists. Golden light sparks in your palms. âRolls!â You snap out, before the light in your palms flashes in a bright burst! Gray hair, you register. The shape darts back into the shadows.
Quickly, you yank Rollo to steady him on his feet and he slams his back into yours. You steady your breath against the brace of his spine. Rollo keeps his knife at the level of his eye. The silver knuckles wrapped in his fist glint. âGood?â
âYeah,â you mutter, fingers sparking. Your skin sizzles softly, pulse pounding. His steps shift slightly. Following the pattern you know by heart, you both begin to turn. A backward dance of keeping your eyes alert. Scanning the shadows for the enemy. Hackles raised, you try to quickly pick up its trace. âFledgling?â
âSeems it,â he tightens his grip on his knife. CRASH! Pain. Your back plows into Rollo as it tackles into you. Rollo locks his arm in yours and yanks you to the side. He catches a quick flash of teeth with the back of his knife; you clench your fist and flick out your fingers. Sparks shower into its face. Catch a glimpseâ young. Youthful features, gray hair. Just like Rolls.
Your heart aches as it leaps back again. Rollo immediately pulls you behind him, shielding your back with his arm. âHeyââ
âYouâre squishier and itâs targeting you.â
âFuck off.â
Focus. You shake your head. Use Rollo as your compass. Turn slowly, calculatedly. Find it. Take it out. You canât let this thing hurt anyone. Steadying a breath, you focus your EyesâŚ. And the world⌠bursts intoâŚÂ color. Itâs like flipping a switch. No shadow, no harsh white light. You can⌠SeeâŚÂ everything . The rust stains on the tower burst into oily rainbows of muddled color; the plane light is a blaring beacon of neon. And it blooms with bright red flowers. And they bloom beneath booming bells of moon trees. And the stars rain down and the blossoms die and you canât help but drift your eyes all the way to the tip of this brilliant pillar of colorâ
Black. White. Crimson. All the other colors drain into sparkling, vivid pinpricks. Like a black hole, with a haloed ring of intensifyingly neon red and a void black center, all other colors die beneath those eyes. Eyes . Looking right at youâ
Click.
DEEDEEDEEDEEâ
A safety device shrieks as Rollo yanks its pin and tosses it behind you. He curses as he scruffs you into the shadows. He doesnât like using it. Good distraction; too much attention; and thereâs one other reason that you canât recall. One other important thing, but your dizzy brain canâtâ canâtâ fuck, focus!
âClose your Eyes , damn it.â Rollo grits his teeth through his angry-panic. Something stings. Something rough presses over your vision. But you can still See his wide eyes and hear the curses tear out of his lips. ââbleeding worse than last timeââ
âRollsââ You choke out, but he shakes his head.Â
âYou stay here, your eyes areââ
Red eyes.
â Rollo!â Snarling, you snatch his hands away. Bandages fall. Your vision runs red with burst blood vessels. You look monstrous, shaking your brother with shot-wide eyes and stained, bared teeth. Frantically, âWe need to go , we need to call someoneâ someoneâ anyone, thereâsâ thereâs an Ancientâ!â
But Rolloâs not in your grasp anymore. Your brain barely has time to register. Crash! Crack . Thrown into the gravel pile, tossed like trash to be buried by the rock. Doesnât yell. Quiet, why is he so quietâ pain . Claws pierce through skin and muscle to grasp bone . Your body drives into the ground. Another crack. Your own, your back, maybe? Adrenaline blacks out most of it. Heart pounds. Looming. Tall. Gray hair and youthful features . Strong. It pins you to the ground and hisses at your pulse. Desperately, you thrust your hands out, sparks flaring and your eyes burning . But it bashes your hands into the ground. Drool drips onto your neck, drip, drip, drip .
Shit, shitâ do something, it hurts , anything, Rollo help me , fuck, move, move, move!
But the bite never comes. Itâs a small delay, but itâs enough. Enough for your brain to react on instinct, to blast your hovering assailant off your prone form. The night lights up with a beacon of brilliant light. Something sizzles, smoke, pain, blood. Doesnât matter, itâs not on you, youâre alive, youâre alive, fuck, Rollo . You barrel to your feet, slip and slide in the dirt and scattered gravel. Brother, whereâs your brother, dig through the rocks with your damn bare hands. Hurts, it hurts, your hands hurt so much â
An arm plunges by you. Yanks your bloodied brother from the pile. A brief, intensely cold presence. And then itâs gone. Maybe it was you, maybe youâre just that in shock that you canât recognize your own limbs. No time to think, it doesnât matter. Itâs all a blur as you haul Rollo out of the rocks. Into the car. Zipping off down the highwayâŚ
A pair of red eyes lingers in the rear view mirror, until your tires screech off into the night.
Literally cannot tell you how "big brother Rollo" got stuck in my head, but it's been fun writing it.
#Twisted Wonderland/Reader#Vampires#Lilia Vanrouge/Reader#Rollo Flamme & Reader#Rollo as a protective big brother? Why not
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I had a sudden idea here:
The two most common Ghost Core types given to Danny in fanfics:
Ice core
vs
Electricity core
But what if he had neither of those and yet both at once?
What if Danny has a Storm Core, which gives him the power to rain down ice and call upon the biggest lightning storms?
Amity Park has never experienced a full Summer day ever since the portal. The hottest days of summer should've been sweltering, right? (No really, am I right? I'm not from America, so correct me if I'm wrong)
Except nowadays, it feels like the worst Summer will ever get is a particularly hot Spring day, where you maybe throw on a t-shirt and comfy denim over your swimsuit and go to the beach or pool.
And last time there was a particularly nasty storm coming their way, it seemingly faded and vanished, only to appear on the other side of town and leaving Amity unscathed. After all, a cyclone will fade upon meeting an opposing cyclone that seems to spin against it. And Danny has always been very good at going up against forces of Nature, and forcing them to yield, or at least coming to a draw.
Ember might've also one time referred to him as an "oncoming storm of ass-kicking"
The day Danny calls on a tornado to trap her and her fire attacks in the eye of it's razor winds, the ghosts come to understand she was more on point that anyone expected.
Technus gets his ass zapped by a bolt of lightning like Thor calling down his judgement (or, as he said later, "like Pikachu on crack") and it leaves him short-circuiting for a good while, like when the light goes out for a bit and suddenly your wifi has to be rebooted to make it work again. Later, he begrudgingly teaches him to better channel electricity. Danny's first Technus-inspired move is a real-life Thunder Fang. And he used it against Vlad.
And, since I adore the headcanon that the Ancients collectively adopt Danny, Pandora starts calling him her "little storm"
I kinda wanna have him end up dating both Kitty and Johny, as a whole thing where they both dated him at separate times, but both times he was the best goddamn date they ever had asides from being each other's soulmates, and now they're having FEELINGS for him, so Kitty has the idea of both of them sitting down with Jazz, since she's the local feelings expert, and she whacks them with a rolled up magazine, but they both end up together asking out Danny.
And I'm imagining he's more influenced by them than he would admit, because he got himself a bike like Johnny, and started taking tips from Sam, and has more leather stuff and goth fashion than he'll ever tell anyone about, especially because the heavy fabrics are great to wear on a bike.
Kitty ping-pongs between who's bike she hitches a ride on. And I'm betting she was a huge fan of books, while Johny loved Greek mythology (yes, I'm saying Johnny was a Percy Jackson fan as a kid). Which means that their affectionate nickname for Danny is "Typhon", for the Greek Titan of storms.
(Ignore how my brain keeps yelling at me that Danny would call them "Kitty Cat" and "Barghest". I imagine Barghest for Johny because of Shadow, who starts hanging out more and more as a puppy because of Cujo, except Shadow prefers a hanging out as a shaggy hound ((imagine Ruth from Ancient Magus Bride)) and that's exactly what a Barghest is.)
Ooh, that's a really interesting idea! Danny has been shown to control the weather after the Vortex incident in "Torrents of Terror" so you've even got some canon backing to this! (As for weather in America, it really depends where you live? It's commonly headcanoned that Amity Park is in Illinois, and the temperature on average across the state in the summer is in the 80°s Fahrenheit or ~26.667° Celsius, but there have been records of summers reaching to the hundreds in Fahrenheit, although it doesn't happen often.)
It'd be really cool to see Danny both consciously and subconsciously altering weather events. I really like the idea of Danny being able to control the weather, especially if he does it so casually while others are looking on with their eyes bugging out of their sockets in shock. Because controlling the weather is no easy feat (Storm from X-Men? OP as fuck). Aww, "little storm", love that nickname. A little ball of ferocious energy. Like an angry chihuahua.
It might not be a cyclone, because Amity Park isn't near the coast even if you don't headcanon it in Illinois specifically. But parts of Illinois and the Midwest are in what's called "Tornado Alley", so it still technically would work, it would just probably not be a cyclone but a tornado. Unless it's Vortex up to his tricks again, but then it wouldn't be a naturally occurring- Sorry, tangent, but you get the idea.
If you've read lex luthor's ascent, then you know I like the idea of Danny dating both Kitty and Johnny at some point, but why not both at once? Polyamory coming in for the win! Hopefully Danny can keep these two from constantly arguing tho... Honestly, I just adore the possibilities of dynamics between these three (especially if Danny is stuck as 14- physically at least- as many AUs will have him, he can be with his also eternally young partners and not have it draw much attention from strangers). "Barghest" is a really interesting nickname and- after doing some more research- I can see why you chose it for Johnny, particularly with Shadow in mind.
A Storm core AU is really cool. I like Space core AUs as well, because there are a lot of weather events that could be caused by astronomical phenomena and it ties really well with Danny's love for space, but I think this is the first time I've ever heard of a Storm core for Danny. It would explain why Danny took to Vortex's power really well/easy, and while canon is really more of a suggestion to Danny Phantom fans at this point, I still really appreciate the neat tie-in it can offer.
Thank you for sharing this with me!! I'm glad others share my love for Danny/Johnny 13/Kitty, in any of its forms. (Mostly, forms that appreciate both their characters for all their faults.) Thanks for making me day a little brighter, and I hope you have a great day!
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Nahi to Pathyn: Word is we are moving camp tomorrow.
She had given up on not reaching out to her life lines, but what the therapist talked with her about had her a bit shook and she just needed a friend, but the only person she considered a true friend, one that actually knew her more than anyone, was Pathyn. Maybe before he went off the deep end she might have considered Kyean, but that was now locked up in a tight little place of anger in her mind.Â
Anger that she had let go of while she confronted Ky but then swallowed down, which the therapist said was not really a good idea. There was a whole bunch he said about her emotions, then sent her off to journal about how she felt about what he said.Â
That was part of what she was avoiding in the hopes to talk to Pathyn, but she continued to wait so she began to journal, fel take himâŚ
It wasnât until she was right about out of words that her comm blinked and vibrated.
Pathyn to Nahi: Hey girl. If you are going deep dark you need to be careful, things are a bit out of whack down there. I know you are pretty well protected in camp but all those creepy crawlies are devious.
Nahi to Pathyn: Yeah got the sense that was the case when they exploded up from the ground to take out a light that was keeping them at bay.
Pathyn to Nahi: That is nothing Nightengale, so you need to watch yourself and your company. How are you doing?
She knew that was not a polite question and it took her a few moments to answe. It was nice to be able to talk to him without awkwardness, but she wasnât sure she liked the topic.Â
Nahi to Pathyn: I am not sure. I am pretty upset at him. Also, you need to know I donât blame you for this at all. You are not his keeper.
Pathyn to Nahi: We are family and have been fighting together for thousands of years. I blame myself for not seeing what was going on. Or, I did see and thought he was just worried, I was so wrapped up in scouting I didnât realize how far he was taking things.
Nahi to Pathyn: I knew too. At least I knew he was watching me. I didnât think of the consequences if he got caught, or at least maybe I should have? Company life is still hard for me to understand.
Pathyn to Nahi: It takes time, it is much different for each company too. Yours is small and really well trained so anything like that needs to be handled, and quickly, before it gets out of hand. In our group we all have known each other for a long time, so problems like this have never come up before. What he did was very serious in the campsâ eyes, so much so they told him to leave until he gets his mind right. And they called his mother.Â
Nahi to Pathyn: They did what? Called his mother? You guys are eons old and that is still a thing?
Pathyn to Nahi: Some of our camp fought alongside her, it was why they did not punish him worse. Oh, and I sent her his comm override in case he tried to avoid her.Â
Nahi to Pathyn: Blessed sun, that is just cruel.
Pathyn to Nahi: We live in a matriarchal society, what he did was bad Nahi, not just for you but he was raised better than that. Something his mother told me in great detail becuase I wasnât taking your safety seriously enough.Â
Nahi to Pathyn: He wouldnât have hurt me, he wants and worries about me, yes. But hurt me? No, I donât think so.
Pathyn to Nahi: In the eyes of our team he did hurt you, or your reputation at least. He knew better, and they could not just let him go without making sure he would deal with it. Hence his mother.
Nahi to Pathyn: What is she like?Â
Pathyn to Nahi: An older Priest of Elune. Bad ass and very devoted to the Goddeas. He is going to be in so much trouble. You have no idea. đ
Nahi was envious of the little face at the end, she needed to figure out how to do such things.Â
Nahi to Pathyn: That makes me smile, and feel sorry for him at the same time.
Pathyn to Nahi: Do not do that. This was done to you and you donât take the blame for being the victim in this.
Nahi to Pathyn: I am not a victim, Pathyn.Â
Pathyn to Nahi: You have your own consequences in dealing with this. How is everything in camp?
Again she knew what he was asking without him saying it.
Nahi to Pathyn: I know people are talking, I get the voices behind my back after I go somewhere but no one has approached me.
Pathyn to Nahi: What will you do it they do?
Nahi to Pathyn: Handle it like everything else in my life, with a smile.Â
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On a scale of Blegh to Slay Girl, which OB character design is the best and worst?
I'll be talking about my own thoughts in this post, but if you're interested in seeing a larger sample size's opinion on this question, you can check out the results of this poll! Vil was initially hardcore in the lead, but over time (I think because someone datamined and shared Malleus's full body OB design during the period in which the poll ran) Malleus overtook him.
From personal Blegh (worst/least liked) to Slay Girl (best/most liked):
Azul â This is the first ârealâ look weâve had of his true form, and it doesnât leave a good impression on me. Itâs not that I donât like Azulâs look as an octopus, the proportions of his tentacles just seem⌠off?? Like I feel like they should be much longer than they actually are. Additionally, the design of the tentacles makes them look plasticy and fake, almost like pool toys youâd blow up and then whack around in the water.
I also feel like because of Azul being an octopus, the design feels a little empty and the designers overcompensated by cover up the empty space (ie slapping random stuff on). The placement of the shells on his lower body is very weird on him, and compared to his collar (the necklace, the coral spiking off his shoulders) thereâs not a lot happening here. The harsh black blot against the grey-purple of his skin also looks very jarring (which, as youâll see, will continue to be a point of contention for me as we get into other OBs). Perhaps the only element I like in Azulâs OB is his crown, which resembles King Tritonâs (you know, after Ursula yoinked it from him). Itâs not too much embellishment like the elements at his collar, and itâs not oddly placed like the shells are.
Vil â I like his sleeves, veil, and little metal talons!! I also appreciate this his single glowing eye has blot running down like tears or running mascara! ⌠Thatâs about it. I find that nothing else about his look does it for me đŚ Vilâs chest feels⌠oddly empty?? Itâs like he has no form at all there because of how unnaturally smooth it is. And while I kind of get where the devs are going with the religious imagery and the incorporation of peacock feathers, I donât think it all visually meshes very well together. The blot that his fabric fades into ends up looking like weird clumps of hair sticking onto the ends of Vilâs train and sleeves because no one was there to hold them up for him to keep them clean.
His crown is meant to make him look regal and imposing, but I just giggle a little because it looks so⌠chunky that it comes off as comedic and top-heavy (like heâll keel over from the weight of it any second now). Yes, I understand itâs the same crown as that of the Beautiful Queen; I just think the extra things they added to it (ie the peacock feathers in the halo) gives additional weight that isnât needed. Iâm not sure if I get the weird spikes at his waist either; it was probably to better color distribute the scarce white in his look, but I feel like some other design element would have made it look less disjointed.
Malleus â This look is what I jokingly call âNosferatuâ; it reminds me a LOT of a stereotypical vampire, from the cape and slicked back hair to the zombie-like tint to the skin and draconian is this considered a pun clothing. The skin (being a reference to Maleficent) is, of course, a muted green color. That⌠just makes Malleus look hella seasick to me DX maybe like he has some cyanosis coming on??? In any case, I donât like it. hdisbskskxos ANOTHER THING, THE GLOW IN THE DARK/LIGHT UP HORNS AND TAIL ARE SO FUNNY đ It doesnât make me take him seriously as a threat when heâs over here lighting up like a lava lamp.
The main thing that makes me like this design a little over Vilâs is that the colors of neon green and deep blue-purple offer a greater contrast between the super dark parts of his clothing. There are also little details I appreciate, like how the blot on Malleusâs face forms little black scales like that of a dragon or a lizard and the continuous incorporation of thorns throughout the design. There are thorns over his torso, thorns crawling up his waist, thorns forming the âcageâ of his skirt, and thorns climbing up from his capeâit really sells the imagery that his own insecurities and loneliness are swallowing him. The thorns on his chest are of particular interest to me đď¸ Itâs like Malleus has âwalled offâ his heart to intruders, refusing to let them into his perfect dream world where no one leaves him. It just works well thematically!!
Jamil â I know Jamilâs OB design is really unpopular. I didnât initially like it that much either, but the more and more I thought about it, the more I realized that while I donât think the outfit is awful, itâs Jamilâs physical traits that drive people off from him. I actually really enjoy many elements of his OB: the tattered veil, how his skirt flares out at the end, the shoes, the beads, the draping cloth of his sleeves⌠The problem is, thatâs not what my eyes are immediately drawn to. Iâm way too busy staring at his snake hair and fake facial hair to notice anything else đ
The snake hair looks so goofy (I think because of them lacking a lot of detail), and I'm not sure if the hair turban was a good choice either. I think it gives kind of clashing ideas as well??? The idea of snake hair invokes thoughts of Medusa, who is more closely linked to Greek mythology (which, thematically speaking, is more of an Ignihyde thing than a Scarabia thing; Iâm not saying that Idia should have snake hair, but the fact that it was put on Jamil who had no association with Greek mythology may feel slightly off). The blot pooling at his chin and forming pseudo facial hair is also pretty silly (I know it's to mimic Jafar's goatee, but it's still weird to see on Jamil). Altogether, it creates a weird initial impression, especially when combined with the various over-the-top facial expressions Jamil makes while in this form.
Riddle â Hereâs the part where I admit I probably ranked Riddle high due in part to nostalgia and because Iâm really into Alice in Wonderland motifs 𤥠I think itâs a nicely balanced design, not only because of the even distribution of black and red in the dress (plus white as a much needed accent color), but you very clearly get the âQueen of Heartsâ vibe without the very obvious overabundance of hearts everywhere. Thereâs a lot of neat little details, like the roses at his waist, the âspider legsâ of playing cards, the loops of the bow that form a âheartâ behind him, and the incorporation of suits into his choker and various other areas.
One thing that I think helps Riddle really stand out is just how small he is compared to everyone else; his OB outfit helps to further emphasize that, with the length of his dressâs train curling around him. We see the size difference highlighted in the battle against him as well. Riddleâs Phantom looks over him while he floats slightly hunched over, as if a puppet on strings. It makes me think of how his mother still has a strong hold on him, so sheâs the one âin controlâ of his strings, the one influencing his toxic behavior. That lends Riddleâs OB a lot more personality in my eyes.
Idia â Cringe lines aside, I like how different and dynamic Idiaâs OB is! The electronic mouth guard helps him be a lot more expressive than he usually is, and all the blue flames and swirling blot creates a super distinctive look. (Iâm especially a fan of the vortex of blot that makes up the lower half of his design.) Blue and black work really well together, and I also feel like that color combination is good for emphasizing the sleek, cybernetic armor Idia sports, with the black part being metal and the blue part being the lights/energy/magic/electricity coursing through that powers it.
I guess the one big con against Idiaâs design is that it doesnât much resemble Hades. However, I tend to find that I have a preference for more subtle design elements in OBs, so I donât really mind this. Thereâs enough sprinkled in to get the idea, from the stripe of cloth hanging from Idiaâs clavicle to the slender (resembling the robes of Hades), pointed fingers of his gloves (again, similar to Hades), and even the vortex of his armor (like the spirits of the underworld swirling around). A lot of the tech elements help make Idia stand out and tie back to the trauma he experienced, so I think retaining the robotic nature of the OB is a must!
Leona â The single major qualm I have with this design is his lack of footwear 𼲠I never want to see bare feet (I wonât go into detail, but letâs just say itâs related to a traumatic childhood memory). Other than that, I think this is the most cohesive design of the OB boys. It's not too much, but it's also not too little, and the colors aren't too garish, nor too much black. The slicked back hair and furry collar resemble a lion's mane, and even something as understated as Leona's silhouette is made to better resemble his Disney counterpart (Scar's body shape is replicated using a corset of sorts). The blot covering his hands also gives him sharper nails, similar to a lion's claws. Leona's jewelry is also an interesting choice; the necklaces, of course, resemble the teeth of a predator, but everywhere else the jewelry seems very shackle and chain-like, perhaps alluding to how Leona feels resigned to his fate because of something he cannot control (his birth order). He's trying to break free of those attempts to keep him down, rebelling against people's low expectations of him.
The fabric that's draped over his lower half is a little on-the-nose; it's ramshackle and stitched together, resembling "scars" (geddit, cuz "Scar"). In the context of an OB though, I think I can overlook this. All of them feel broken, so seeing torn and ruined elements only makes sense. You can see his tail chilling inside of that cage of stitched fabric, but just barely because there's also golden cloth in front mostly covering it. To me, this is a good thing because tails on humanoid characters kind of unnerves me đ
Anyway, those are my thoughts on all the OB designs ^^ I hope that was at least somewhat interesting to read.
#Malleus Draconia#Leona Kingscholar#Azul Ashengrotto#Jamil Viper#Vil Schoenheit#Idia Shroud#Riddle Rosehearts#notes from the writing raven#question#spoilers#Ursula#King Triton#Evil Queen#Maleficent#Scar#Queen of Hearts#Hades
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rishi, the only extremist in the room is you
Rishi Sunak's speech yesterday about the need to "protect democracy" is incredibly rich coming from an unelected PM, and it proves the closeness we are to despotism.
I am speaking from someone who partly grew up under a dictatorship. In some ways, I actually think that we're entering an even scarier era. Where I was growing up, at least officials were open about their regime. Yes, they made their people suffer greatly. But they did it openly. Still very horrible, but fascism under the disguise of democracy is, in my mind, more dangerous. And so very near.
Sunak's speech, filled with falsities, continued what his government have parroted ever since October in reaction to what is happening in Israel and Palestine. And that is the broadening of the definition of extremism to encompass dissenting voices, potentially criminalising those opposing political and financial support for Israel. That's not an exaggeration. Sunak said as much in his rambling speech.
A ceasefire should be the minimum expectation, yet leaders of the 'free world' can't even support that. If we lived in a just world, we'd have sanctions, trials and prosecutions. We'd have an end of diplomatic ties and an end of the occupation. We'd have war reparations, restoration of land and a right of return for all Palestinians.
This week, we've witnessed the extreme act of protest in the form of self-immolation, which saw a US air force airman dousing himself in gasoline outside the Israeli embassy in Washington and lighting himself on fire. Days later, the IDF targeted Palestinians seeking aid and food after killing over 30,000 of them. It's very concerning that 24 hours after the most grotesque image of someone being bulldozed by a clearly labelled IDF tank went viral on social media, that was the statement Sunak chose to make.
And yes, his speech is in reaction to what is happening in the Middle East, but its implications go beyond. His words run deep even if the current situation was magically solved tomorrow. The very act of protesting is under threat, making his lecturing on division exploitation outside Downing Street hypocritical, considering that is the driving force behind his government. He is right. There is a group in the UK fostering extremism and threatening democratic freedoms â the Conservative Party led by him. Sunak's warnings about extremism would carry more weight if his tenure as prime minister hadn't consistently promoted it.
His speech also included an endorsement of Voter ID, disenfranchising thousands. You cannot claim to protect democracy by making it harder for people to vote. The man, who again became PM through clearing and without a public vote, also said that people voting for an MP he disagrees with is an attack on democracy. It's like we're living in a dystopian satire that not even the greatest writers of our time could imagine.
And Sunak's assertion that Britain has never been on the wrong side of history in his concluding remarks is particularly troubling, considering his background and lack of acknowledgement for his ancestors who endured colonial rule for nearly 90 years in British India.
The worst part? Sunak is just one of many. If he goes, there is someone next in line to replace him and crackdown even further.
It's like playing an endless game of whack-a-mole. You get rid of one, but another pops up, and then another and another and another until we all get sicker, poorer, and sadder and die.
#rishi sunak#democracy#gaza#palestine#geopolitics#protest#right to protest#i hate doing tags#writing this has made me miserable
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TIMING:Â Early March LOCATION:Â Winter's House PARTIES: @longislandcharm and @animotoph0bia SUMMARY:Â Finn wakes up at Winter's house after another long night and Winter decides its time to have a talk. CONTENT WARNINGS:Â Alcoholism tw, Unsanitary tw (light mentions)
She was starting to feel like a babysitter for this guy and she wasnât sure how she felt about that. Last time she met Finn out and he was shitfaced, Winter had put him in an Uber and called it a night but this time she couldnât in good conscience do that. There was no telling what kind of driver he might get, not to mention she truly did want to ask the man some questions about the crap he kept saying when intoxicated. Something about feeling other peopleâs emotions and calling out others for said emotions. He was a total mess but her curiosity had definitely peaked.
Now he was fast asleep in the guest room that she was still trying to unpack from her recent move, the medium trying to shake him awake with the promise of aspirin and electrolyte infused water. âCome on shit head, wakey wakey. We need to talk.â She placed her offerings on the bedside table before moving to the window to open the curtains. Despite the snow all over the ground it was a bright sunny day. She hoped that with the light filtering in it would wake him up faster.Â
âYou were a real peach again last night. This time I let them hit you.â And Winter didnât feel one ounce of guilt about that. If he wanted to act like a disaster then he deserved the pain the next day. She even considered taking the aspirin away. âYou really are determined to piss off this whole town, arenât you?â
Finn was well aware that alcohol was a shit way to get some sleep - something about sleep quality and whatnot, plus the mornings that followed tended to be rough. What was good about it was the lack of dreams. As well as the meds usually worked to knock him out, they loved to throw some nightmares into the mix for the fuck of it, and where was the sleep quality in that? At least when he was passed the fuck out, there was the benefit of simply not existing for a moment - until existence inevitably turned around and whacked him in the head.Â
Like, literally. He was no stranger to hangover headaches but ouch.Â
âShut the fuck up, Ellie,â Finn groaned, becoming more aware of his surroundings and the suffering with every passing moment. And eventually the fact that this wasnât his sisterâs voice, nor was it a room he was familiar with. Hands scrambled for bed sheets as he moved to sit up, way too fast which was a horrible idea, everything spinning and the pain in his head going blinding for a second. The light streaming into the room didnât help, vision blurry as he blinked at the owner of the voice and the unfiltered annoyance. âWinter?â he finally croaked out, hand reaching out on instinct and actually managing to find his glasses. âWhat the fuckâŚâÂ
They hadnât⌠no. No way, he would have remembered that⌠right? Also, she was way too pissed off for that to be⌠well, actually⌠Wait, pants. He was still wearing pants which was a good sign, even as he still clutched the sheets to his bare chest like a lady in a film from the 60s. âWait, who hit me?â Finn eventually said, now able to distinguish the pain of the headache from what was definitely a bruise forming on the side of his face.Â
âYes, Winter, the one who keeps witnessing your very quick descent into infamy. I donât know an Ellie.â She turned, hands on her hips, to find the man clutching the fabric of the sheets to himself as if she were trying to get a peek at him. For a brief moment she wondered if he still had his pants on for him to act like that but then a realization came to her. She was almost offended by how terrifying sleeping with her seemed to be. âOh, you wish.â Rolling her eyes, she grabbed his shirt from an armchair next to the bed and tossed it at him. âI wonât look, princess. I didnât even see you last night, I just threw you in here and said good luck.â For good measure she turned back towards the window so he wouldnât be uncomfortable. Even with the biting words, she didnât want him feeling like that.
âI donât know. It wasnât the big guy from last time but this one was pretty big. Muscley, someone I would have actually taken home if you werenât almost out cold on the ground.â No she wouldnât have. She would have never touched that guy but she felt like rubbing it in just because it seemed so ludicrous to him that they could have. Winter was petty, there was no denying it.
âThereâs water and aspirin on the bedside table. Take it. Youâre going to need it because I want to talk to you about something.â Her arms were crossed but she brought one up to inspect her nails as she waited. She wasnât sure how much time he needed since Winter was sure he was moving slowly. The man was a wreck. âSomething about feeling emotions and all. You brought it up again last night and Iâm finally curious enough to ask what you mean.â
Everything was still so fuzzy, the process of waking up someplace he had no recollection of arriving at making everything more confusing. And even though he was barely awake enough to say more than a few words, Finn was somehow still managing to piss Winter off further. âWe both know youâre way out of my league, hence the confusion,â he did manage to fumble out, hoping it would at least slightly rectify the situation. Whatever the situation was.Â
Even though it made the room spin, Finn used the provided opportunity to scramble from the bed, grabbing his discarded sweater from the floor and pulling it on. It smelled how he felt which was in no way helpful. âYou really shouldnât perpetuate the myth that girls only sleep with assholes,â he shot back because everything hurt and Winterâs bad mood was easily rubbing off on him. A âthank youâ was definitely due but she was pissy which meant so was he. Although the aspirin did seem like a peace offering, no matter how ominous that âsomethingâ sounded.Â
Finn didnât have to wait long for Winter to elaborate and of course this discussion was about some shit his big, dumb mouth had been blurting out. Gulping down the water like a man shipwrecked for weeks, Finn made an attempt to stand before deciding against it. âRight. That. Donât know what there is to discuss, sounds pretty self-explanatory,â he said dryly, tentatively touching his aching jaw and wincing. Must have been a pretty decent punch.Â
Way out of his league? Well, that was enough to simmer her anger down a bit, Winter sighing softly. The people in this town needed to get more self esteem even if Finn was correct. She was out of his league. âYouâre not the worst choice of partner out there, have a little more faith in yourself. It might help others like you if you actually liked you.â She couldnât help but roll her eyes at him, still annoyed but clearly losing her edge little by little. For some reason she held a soft spot for the self deprecating people of this world. She didnât show it in the best way, no, but she only wanted them all to realize the good things about themselves so they could appreciate them all, no matter how little those were in quantity. She wanted the same for him.
Until his next statement, anyway. âI didnât sleep with you, now did I?â Her arms crossed over her chest, annoyed with him once more for accusing her of perpetuating such a stereotype. It wasnât even true. After hearing his rustling around in the room, she figured it was safe to turn her head and see if he was dressed now, and thankfully he was so she turned the rest of the way to face him. âSo, not perpetuating anything.âÂ
Her eyes narrowed in on him, not amused with his answer. Why was it so difficult to talk to people around here? âSo you can feel the burning desire I have to punch you myself, right?â It was rhetorical, of course, as her curiosity for what he could do outweighed her need to go back and forth with him. Winter uncrossed her arms to take a seat on the opposite side of the bed from him as she continued. âBut reallyâŚyou just feel what everyone else feels? If you wanted to know what I was feeling towards you then you could dig around with your mind or? How does that work?â
It was almost a compliment, but genuine. Mission accomplished in not getting himself thrown out the window, then. A fair point, too - at least he wouldnât try to eat someone on the first date. Chewed with his mouth closed as well. Probably put him well above a few of the picks in town. âHey, Iâm an oldest child with a dead dad, what do you want from me?â Finn shot back, hoping to discourage any further attempts at a lesson in self love. Which was easy seeing as he was running his mouth and Winter was already on edge.Â
âFine, point Winter.â Finn scooted back on the bed, leaning against the wall with a quiet groan. Counting down the minutes until that aspirin kicked in. This had to be the worst possible moment to be having this conversation but it was either that or standing up so Finn rode the wave of Winterâs annoyance at his nonanswer. Raising an eyebrow, realizing that she actually didnât crave violence too badly at this moment, he only replied with a slightly smug shrug.Â
The bed dipped under her weight and the curiosity grew. It really did seem like she believed him. Pushing back unruly hair, Finn sighed. âYes and no. Itâs not exactly an on or off thing, more like⌠smelling, I guess. Trust me, I would love to be able to only pry when I wanted to but no dice. Itâs just⌠there. Constantly. Which is great because people totally have emotional regulation and it never gives me a mental breakdown.â Alright, oversharing a bit, back it up. âAaaand I have no fucking clue how it works or why so there.â
That escalated quickly. Winter raised an eyebrow at him, surprised that he would say that so indelicately, but she couldnât judge. She had no idea what it was like to lose a parent or how people coped. Still, she was pretty sure his dead dad wouldnât want him to hate himself so muchâŚright? Thatâs how parents were, or should be, really. âAnd Iâm an only child with parents who apparently manipulated me my whole life. Doesnât mean you should think so badly of yourself.â The words might have held the facade of being unsympathetic but her tone was softer this time, almost as if he didnât annoy the shit out of her.Â
Satisfied, a smirk pulled at her lips, the girl taking that as a win. He could rub her the wrong way but at the end of the day she did like somebody who could be as snarky as she was, especially when they gave her credit for comebacks. It was enough to satiate her need to âone upâ as her mother had once called it.Â
Winter couldnât imagine having to be in his shoes. The girl didnât even like her own emotions, or admitting to having them anyway, and this man had to walk around and feel everyone elseâs constantly? It was almost violating in a way, knowing that everything she tried to hide from others was readily available to him but at the same time he couldnât help it, could he? She now understood why he was such a mess. On one hand, she hated this for him, but on the other she was wondering whether or not Finn could feel that sympathy she now held for him. âWowâŚit must suck to be you.â It was all she could think to say, fully aware that she couldnât handle what he had to go through every minute of every day. âNo wonder youâre a dick.â
Aw, shit. Was there a way to go back to her being exasperated? Finn would much rather deal with that than the waves of pity currently worming their way into his brain. Probably his fault for prefacing all of this with a dead dad joke - fine, less of a joke, more of a snarky comment - but still. It was glaringly obvious, even with the tendrils of worry he now specifically recognized as people wanting to guard their emotions. It had been there with Milo but to be fair, heâd been high when the bomb had been dropped. If only he had some weed to offer Winter now.Â
A saving grace, she didnât offer her condolences. Instead, she had Finn barking out a laugh that immediately made his head throb. âI know, right? I was actually tolerable right up until puberty. Which applies to a lot of guys but still.â He sighed, letting his head drop back against the wall. Trying for once to focus on the horror of his hangover instead of Winterâs process of working through what this meant, a small attempt at privacy. âItâs almost hilarious how quickly people believe me here,â he pondered out loud, gazing at the ceiling. âYou have no idea how many psychiatrists back home have tried to shove me somewhere into the DSM five.â
With no warning except a groan of effort, Finn pulled himself up from the bed. âI need caffeine. And then maybe food, juryâs still out on that one.â Especially now that he was standing, even though his stomach felt extremely hollow. Fuck, had Winter watched him hurl again? The fact that heâd thought for even the briefest of moments that theyâd slept together seemed even more ludicrous now.Â
She rolled her eyes, knowing damn well that anybody was insufferable after puberty hit. But she didnât deem the comment worthy of correcting. Maybe his hit different. âWhy? Is that when you started feeling everyone elseâs moods?â It made sense, right? Puberty meant changing bodies so maybe his ability or whatever he wanted to call it manifested at that point. Winter almost thought that would have been worse though, suddenly having something that had never been there before and having to figure out how to navigate it? Yea, she knew how that felt and it wasnât the easiest thing to go through. If thatâs what he went through anywayâŚno need to form a kinship if that wasnât the actual case.
A scoff filled the room, her eyebrows furrowing as she looked directly at the disheveled man currently inhabiting one of her guest rooms. Did he not know what went on around here? âI donât think the DSM five has a place here. Let's just say, your little gift is the easiest thing Iâve had to believe in this town.â Just then, Henry walked through the closed door, the ghost looking between the two. âAm I interrupting something?â She rolled her eyes again but Winter took the opportunity to explain what she meant. âFor example, the shithead that just walked through the door. You know, the ghost you most likely canât see? I see them everywhere.âÂ
She watched him pull himself to his feet, unimpressed, but the fact that he had the nerve to ask for anything else after their morning was almost impressive. Winter would have respected it had she not been the one who had to comply with his requests. Now she was just annoyed. Again. âI can make coffee but youâre on your own with food. I donât really keep much in the house, mostly because I would probably burn it down if I tried to touch the stove.â
âYeah,â Finn groaned, rubbing at his temples in a pathetic attempt to soothe the headache. âAlmost made the voice cracks tolerable. Just like âhey, hereâs some hormones and also, youâre maybe going insaneâ.â Winter reminded him once again that the only reason people believed him was that this was a hellscape town and if heâd been in better shape, Finn would have loved a sharing session of what atrocities she had encountered so far. Seriously, a list of places and people to avoid sounded great. Instead, he was focused on caffeine and food, barely registering her statement as he worked on patting himself down in search for his phone, responding with a distracted âmm-hmmâ as the search moved to the bedsheets. Bingo.Â
âWait, ghosts?â His brain finally caught up, sort of, and Finn quickly waved off the descriptions of her cooking skills. âAlso, yes and thank you on the coffee even though I was totally planning on getting it somewhere else but since you offered- you can see ghosts?â Was Winter keeping up with him. Was he keeping up with himself. Clutching at his phone, Finnâs head swiveled to take in the room, as if he would suddenly see a person there that heâd just somehow missed before. âWhere? Who? Are we talking like a Poltergeist deal or are they just⌠there?â Heaving in a deep breath because this was using up all the energy he really didnât have, Finn resisted the urge to flop back down onto the bed.Â
âThat sounds rough.â Her voice was flat though, no sympathy to be shared this time around. Sheâd already given him that and even if Winter thought feeling everyoneâs emotions at once was a fate worse than most she wasnât someone to feel sorry for one long, especially when that someone brought on a lot of what they got themselves. âI can understand not knowing what to do with it at a young age but have you ever tried to look deeper into it? Thereâs gotta be some information out there pertaining to yourâŚcondition. Maybe even a way to control it? Because you canât keep getting drunk in bars and starting fights with random strangers or youâre going to end up dead.â And for some reason that wasnât a fun thought. Sure, he wasnât her favorite person but she didnât hate him either. She wouldnât have brought him to her house if she did.
Why? Well, that she didnât quite know herself.
There it was. Amusement took over the annoyance when her words finally hit him. She heard Henry snort as Finn started to look around the room, Winter throwing her arms up with a shrug. Oh, she was going to have fun with this. âHeâs right next to you. Not a poltergeistâŚâ A shudder ran through her at the thought of her last run in with one of those but the uncomfortable feeling passed as Henry moved closer, waving a hand in front of Finnâs face. âDid you feel the temperature drop? Did it wake you up a little more?â Her smile turned into a smirk. âThatâs Henry. He says hi and sorry for your unfortunate circumstances but at least you have both of your armsâŚunless he takes one from you.âÂ
Now she was just being an ass but she hoped the entertainment she got would be worth it. Henry gave her a look and she shrugged at him to wave it off. âAlright, coffee it is. Henry will join usâŚ.well, he canât drink it obviously but just a warning that heâll be there in case youâre chilly.â
âWhy do you think Iâm here?â Finn admitted, just the tiniest bit annoyed that he was getting brutally called out on the self-destructive behavior. And argument that he never planned on starting a fight seemed fruitless at this point, so he added instead, âI sure as fuck didnât move here for the affordable housing or career opportunities.â
For a moment, he wondered if she was just messing with him. Finn had been here long enough to not doubt that there were people that could see ghosts but whether Winter was one of them⌠she was definitely enjoying the look on his face enough for this to just be one, big joke. Wrapping his arms around himself as she looked at something unseen just beside him, Finn figured that if it was a lie, she was a convincing actress. âHello⌠Henry.â Was it colder or just the power of suggestion? Shuffling uncertainly across the floor, very aware that he might walk through someone, Finn followed her out of the room.Â
âWhatâs he going to do with one of my arms?â he scoffed, even though the comment only prompted him to clutch both arms closer to his person. âSo he just⌠follows you everywhere? What if youâre, like⌠yâknow, with someone. Or showering?â Taking a seat in her kitchen, still glancing around as if that might suddenly provide him with the sixth sense (seventh?), Finn found that the Advil finally seemed to be doing its job.Â
âTo start random bar fights and end up in a pretty girlâs house, of course.â She shrugged, as if that was the most obvious answer in the world and her dry humor wasnât on full display. Winter moved towards the coffee maker, the one appliance in her kitchen that got used more than anything, and started to work on their pick me up that they desperately needed. âDo you want an espresso shot too? You might need oneâŚâ She trailed off before finishing her harsh thought of âto get out of my houseâ, not wanting to scare him away. Because as much as she wanted him out of her house there was also an opportunity here to do something that she loved to do; research. âHow far have you gotten with your search? Have you discovered anything about it yet?â
The smirk pulled at her lips, deepening, but Finn couldnât quite see it as her back was turned to him and she let a casual tone slip into her voice. âOh, you know, ghosts always seem to want what they donât have. Heâs missing one of his. Even if he canât exactly use your arm his jealousy might get to him so Iâd hold on tight.â Henry snorted at that, his head shaking at her antics. âYou should leave the poor boy alone.â She just glanced over, showing the ghost how much fun she was having with the look on her face as an answer.
His question was a fair one but it did give Winter pause. The showering thing happened every day obviously but the other part of his question couldnât be answered. That would have to be figured out at a later time. She could feel her cheeks heating causing her to frown. It wasnât the fact that he was asking about it but the realization that she hadnât needed to figure that out with Henry yet that was embarrassing her. Had it been that long? âNot that itâs any of your business, but he can be about twenty feet away from me.â There was a sharpness in her voice that she hadnât intended on mixing in but thatâs what she did when she was embarrassed; she lashed out. The severity depended on how embarrassed she got. âIn the house heâs been able to roam freely without being by my side constantly. He gets stronger the more time heâs around so I think thatâs helping him be able to pull further away.âÂ
âThat too,â Finn agreed in the same, flat tone, a ghost of a smile on his face. Still just a bit too hungover to enjoy sarcasm at the moment. That coffee, though, that he would enjoy. He didnât even bother to hide the excitement on his face as Winter went to work, agreeing enthusiastically with her offer for more coffee. Six espresso shots were probably closer to what he really needed but he was already a giant bother to Winter. âNot really. Just mostly been avoiding death and doing dumb shit since I got here. Feel like Iâve basically met and seen everything except something that might help me with this.â What a surprise that his plan of âgo there and see what happensâ wasnât working out perfectly.Â
If his brain hadnât been filled with cotton at the moment, Finn probably would have caught on to the smirk in Winterâs voice. In this current scenario however, the fear that an invisible figure would suddenly decide to tear off his arm was very real. âCool. Very cool,â he mumbled, following Winterâs gaze at nothing, and shivering once more. Fucking ghosts.Â
For the first time during their two rather unpleasant meetings, Finn felt his body grow warm with Winterâs embarrassment, followed by immediate guilt from himself. Oops. âTotally right, shutting up now.â She had answered his question though, satiating his curiosity on whether or not ghosts were just inherently pervy. Although the idea of an arm ripping ghost growing stronger wasnât exactly putting the empath at ease. âPlease donât revoke my coffee privileges.âÂ
The medium let silence linger for a moment, Finnâs question making her think about her dry spell more than she wanted to. Ultimately, she blamed the town. It was full of weirdos and murderers and whoâd want to sleep with those, right? Thatâs what she kept telling herself because delusion was better than blaming herself and her shitty attitude. Then she wondered why it was so easy to slip into those thoughts without the other interjecting. Winter, surprised that Finn wasnât pushing this further, looked over her shoulder at him to make sure he hadnât fallen asleep where he sat. It felt like the only reason he wouldnât be teasing her but no, he was sitting there just pleading for his coffee.Â
And then she realized heâd probably felt how embarrassed sheâd gotten and she bristled. That was going to take some getting used to.
She slid the coffee over the counter to him, deciding to give him a break on the ghost stuff since he was dropping the last topic as well. Instead, she would focus on his issue. âItâs called research, Finn. Reading, the internet, tracking down people who know about your abilitiesâŚitâs not that hard in Wickedâs Rest. I might know some people who can point us in the right direction.â Winter had used âusâ without even realizing it. Now she was curious too and whether she liked it or not she would be doing her own research. She might as well share her discoveries with him as she went. It was his problem after all.Â
Even though the totally out of line topic had been dropped, Winter was still pensive and definitely annoyed. Not at Finn so much, he was starting to get a decent feeling for the exact kind of annoyance his presence evoked in her - no, it was an annoyance that he oddly related to. More of an⌠impatient restlessness that⌠Oh. Maybe he was way off but the chances of Winter appreciating a line of questioning about how long it had been didnât seem high, even if Finn was on the same boat. That would definitely get his coffee privileges revoked.Â
When Winter finally procured the cup of coffee, it inspired Finnâs first genuine smile this morning. Grabbing the cup did mean releasing the death grip he had across his torso but honestly, it probably wouldnât even do much if Henry decided he was in the mood for chaos. And Finn really wanted that coffee. As he reveled in the sweet taste of caffeine, Winter started providing advice in a way that was a bit like scolding but beggars couldnât really be choosers. âOh, itâs called research, is it?â Didnât mean he could shut down the hungover urge for sarcasm completely, though.Â
âBut uhâŚâ Finn took another sip of coffee before continuing, wanting to make sure that the next words werenât accidentally laced with sarcasm as well. âIâd definitely⌠appreciate that. Maybe Iâll even try not to be wasted next time you see me, as a thank you.â He glanced over at her, feeling immensely grateful for a moment while also completely undeserving of Winterâs help. Stupid hangover making him extra mushy. âSorry. For, yâknow⌠me.â
Her smirk returned when she saw Finnâs death grip unravel in favor of the coffee cup, her eyes flicking to Henry who rolled his eyes goodnaturedly. He was enjoying this just as much as her but he didnât want to show that. No, that would be giving Winter too much credit. This would be a fun gag to keep up for a while, hopefully Finn would still believe it once he was in a better headspace.Â
âYea, asshole, research. Apparently, you donât know the meaning.â Sarcasm for sarcasm, it was their thing. And then she sighed when she realized they had a thing apparently. Why was it so easy for people like this to get under her skin and burrow there? Their first encounter had ended with him in an Uber so how had that progressed into her giving him a room the next time? She should have left him in a gutter, she really should have, no matter how lost he seemed. As if to answer those questions, Finnâs words pulled at her lips, not able to help the amusement that came with them. âYou? Not drunk in my presence? Iâll believe it when I see it.â She took her own cup from where it had just finished brewing and took a sip, Winter looking over the edge of it at him. He had to stop doing that if they were going to look into this together. She wouldnât be able to handle the self depreciation too long. âDonât ever apologize for being who you are, Finn. Own it or change it, but donât apologize.â
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Mysteries Are Like Onions Part Two
Barely sits in a curled little perch by the train window. The wrappings of two sandwiches on the table that separates him from Miss Laryan. The woman seems to have calmed down a whole lot, spending time idly working on a crossword. His eyeâs not leaving the landscape rolling by, Barely says,
âTell me one more time, Miss Laryan.âÂ
âBarely,â She sighs. âI keep sayinâ, thatâs really all I remember.âÂ
âPlease Miss,â He pleads. âIâm just thinkinââ
âAlrightâ She huffs. âI was rushinâ out of work, late on papers again. I put the land exchange receipt in my wallet. I mightâa left it there, mightâa not. I locked up. I headed home, put my coat on the rank, and went straight to bed. Next eveninâ, I woke up, and went to the station.â
âAnd youâre absolutely sure, no one else was there?â The rust interjects.Â
âYes, Barelyâ She sighs. âNot a soul.âÂ
The child's stare hardens.Â
âAnd I had worked myself into a tizzyâ She says, âAbout Vekeso and Damial fallinâ out, and visitinâ Shercattle.âÂ
âAnd you fainted.â Barely says.
âWellâ She huffs. âI mustâve. I woke up on the ground.âÂ
âAre you sure no one couldâa attacked you? From behind?â He questions.Â
âBarelyâ She chuckles. âIf I got whacked up the head I think Iâd have a whole lot more ofâa headache than I do now. Iâve fallen off horses when I was a pupa- that stuff hurts!âÂ
âAnd no one was there, when you woke up?â He says. Wishing longingly heâd checked the footprints around the train station before the two of them left.Â
âNot a soul.â She says. âI dusted myself off, and started pacinâ and that's when I saw you.â
The detective sighs.Â
âWhatâs a ten letter word,â Miss Laryan begins, starting her own line of questioning. âFourth letter âRâ seventh letter âTâ- for the bendinâ of light as it passes through somethin?âÂ
Barely seems crabby, frustrated with the change of topic and also perhaps being stuck on a train all day. But in all his politeness, and perhaps, his teacher's pet-like quality of always wanting to seem intelligent, he gives her crossword honest thought. He scribes down a few possible words, frowning, before he lands on one.
âTry Refraction, Miss.â He says. âMaybe we should think harder about motive. Whyâd someone wanna hide a land receipt? Do you thinkâŚâ He trails off, wishing he got to question more people in Baskertop. âMaybe a cowpoke was lookinâ to stop rentinâ from the mayor..?â
âIt was older than thatâ She huffs. âI canât remember the exact date- But. Musta been at least a half a sweep ago. Nothinâ recent.âÂ
Barely sighs, biting so forcefully at his necklace Miss Laryan grimaces, worried heâll break the pretty little thing. Â
âDonât worry ur little pan too hard, Barelyâ She reassures. âIâm sure weâll figure it out together.âÂ
â...Thank you, Missâ He says. But doesnât sound altogether convinced. Loose, scrambled thoughts tangle in knots in his head, his leg bouncing on the train's floor and tail twitching idly conveying his restlessness, like a cow swatting flies on a field. Heâs trying to distract himself, watching the world go by. Heâs seen the distance turn from slow rolling plains to hills dotted with farms, the green lushness of the river peaking in and out by the tracks. Shercattle seems a bit more populous than Baskertop, but not by much. Neither town could have more than 200 trolls. Something was hiding here, in plain sight. Desperate to keep a hold of a grip of control that was fragile enough to be toppled by a single paper.Â
âThree letter wordâ Miss Laryan says, âFor a conscious thinkinâ subject in philosophy, last letter âOââ
Barely blinks, watching the landscape slow as the train pulls into the Shercattle station. He doesnât need to write down test words this time. He knows this one.Â
âEgoâ The Detective says.Â
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A farmhive sits on the edge of the road. The lawn seems to have been trimmed and weeded almost obsessively. It looks to have been recently painted, a uniform alternian black, but if the moonlight hit it just right, Barely notes, you could see the traces of the original purple coat. He doesnât think too hard or too long on what the reason for the remodeling could be. Because, well, itâs obvious. On the edge of the path leading up to the door, a sign on a small pole reads- âOPEN HIVE! YOUR NEIGHBOR REALITYâ. They mustâve spruced it up to be sold.
Miss Laryan is taking in the sight of this a great deal less calmly than Barely seems to be.Â
âWhy would Damial move??â She says, having started a frantic pacing, again. âWas he in some kinda money trouble, why, we coulda helped him! Why didnât I hear about this!â
âMiss Laryan,â Barely says. âDidnât you say him and Vekeso had a fallinâ out?â
âYou think maybe that was because of this?â She stumbles. âYou think that receipt has anythinâ to do with it?â
âWellâ Barely says. âHalf a sweep seems a frightful long time to wait to putta hive on the marketâ he says, gesturing. âAnd this is an open hive.â He thinks. âDonât work yourself up, Miss, he coulda bought âimself a nicer farm, right?â
âRightâ She says, her shoulders losing a little bit of their tension. âBut⌠where will we stay today? He coulda moved all the way to the city for all we know.â
âWhy donât we head downtown?â The teenager shrugs. âAnd ask around about what happened hereâ He says.Â
She pauses. â...Alrightâ She says. So the two of them begin a trek back towards the heart of Shercattle.Â
âEverythinâs been so strange latelyâ She mutters. âI canât help but think somethinâ awfulâs happened. Messiahs put a curse on these towns.âÂ
The rustblood pauses, something incomprehensible passing through his expression. One mightâve thought he was a touch too smart for superstition. But on a world like Alternia, well, sometimes the smart thing to do is to pay folktales some mind.Â
âThere are many kindsâa curses, Miss Laryanâ He says. âSome Messiahs, some witches, some good olâ fashioned chance.â He lists. Sure acting like he knows a lot on the matter, curiously. âAnd some,â he says. âJust a regular troll movinâ his hands so fast and so quiet when your money disappears it feels like magic.âÂ
âNot much a detective can do about the first three.â She sighs. âMaybe i shoulda found a lilâ priest.â She jokes, ruffling his hair.Â
Barely huffs, allowing this fond action on her part only because he really did like Miss Laryan, even though trolls treating him his age often made him feel kinda silly.
âYouâd be surprised-â he says, and then pauses. â-Hey!â he says. âThat's the same store that was in Baskertopâ the child says, hurrying over to peek into the window of another DUNNERMART. âAnd the same guyâ he says, glancing at Dunner, who waves.
âOh,â Laryan says, rushing to keep up. âThat fish is everywhereâ She surmises. The bell dings as Barely enters the shop, both eager to integrate Dunner again now that it seemed he could have eyes on so many places, and a little hungry.Â
âFancy seeinâ you here,â Barely grins.Â
âIâm the CEO, son. I check in at a lot of the locations.â The fushia chuckles, pausing his restocking of a wiener rack.Â
âInterestinââ The kid says, gnawing on his necklace as he walks over to look at the candy.Â
âWhatâre you doinâ up in Shercattle?â The man asks. Barely pauses, suddenly acutely aware Miss Laryan had not followed him into the store. A quick glance out the window confirms that she, just as Barely had, had recalled her possible fugitive status, and decided not to enter.Â
âJust passinâ throughâ Barely says, picking up a bag of those gummy sharks. âOn my way to the express line.âÂ
âLilâ guy like you headinâ all the way to the city alone?â Dunner frowns.Â
âIâm somethinâ of a wiz kid, Mister Dunner.â he says. âI can handle myselfâÂ
âIf ya say soâ Dunner shrugs, adjusting his employee âhi my name is dunnerâ tag on his white uniform.Â
âYou see the open hive down the road?â Barely asks.Â
âYeah, I seen itâ Dunner sighs. âA damn shame. Damial used to be an upstandinâ gentleman, back in the dayâ
The detective exhales. This did not seem to bode well for Miss Laryanâs friend, and he didnât look forward to telling her.Â
âWhat happened?â The rust asks.
âThere was a big illnessâ Dunner sighs. âTore through the milkcows a season ago. Lotta farms went outta business.âÂ
Barely frowns.âI didnât hear about that from any of the cowpokes down southâ He inquires.Â
âWell, thank the messiahs, we quarantined,â Dunner shrugs. âI shut down my dairy factory as soon as I heard- it didnât make it in any cows there either. Baskertop was fine. But all the same. Damialâs farm didnât make it. Cows died. Ran outta business. I offered him a job at my factory, but he didnât take it. Had too much pride in âem. He-â The shopkeep pauses. âI dunno if I should tell you til youâre grown, son.â he sighs.Â
âI can handle itâ The teenager insists, standing up as tall as he can over the counter, notebook clenched in his hand, hangin on every word. Dunner looks to the side, breathes out, and then turns back again.Â
âLetâs just say he started goinâ down to Larâs a bit too oftenâ The clerk says, delicately, mentioning Shercattleâs only bar. âMusta kept her in business, a guy that big. Musta took a lot to make âem drunk but he managed. Started lashinâ out at everynight people who didnât do nothinâ wrong. Always groaninâ about his jadeblood sweetheart down the way who did âem wrong. And well you didnât hear it here, but the two of them never even dated. Probably smart of Vekeso to walk away from that one. Damial, heâs well, mostly just a sad sight and general nuisance to the folks in town now.âÂ
âI seeâŚâ Barely says, pausing his scribbling.Â
âIâd stay away from that one, if I were you son. You know what they say about purples.â Dunner warns. Dunner seems to be full of these kinds of warnings. Maybe he was paranoid, maybe he was on to something, it was yet to be seen.Â
Barely, the end of Dunnerâs sentence echoing in his mind, grips the candy in his hand.Â
âIs the first candy also on the hiveâŚ?â he asks, hopefully.Â
âNo,â Dunner says. âYou gotta pay for that one.âÂ
The rust checks his pockets, and sighs, before pausing.Â
âMister Dunnerâ He begins. âYou may not know this, but Iâm a high class detective. You wouldnât happen to have a mystery that needs crackinâ I could solve in exchange for this, wouldya?âÂ
The seadwellerâs eyebrows raise.
âWellâŚâ he pauses. âMatter of fact, I do.â He says. âIâve been tallyinâ up the math overday, and it seems like sometrolls been takinâ money outta the register when Iâm not around. Itâd save me a pretty dollar from havinâ to buy a camera if you could find out whoâÂ
âGladly, Mister.â Barely says, perking up. âWhen do you switch shifts?âÂ
âIn two hoursâ he says, a tiny frown appearing on his face as Barely pulls open the bag, despite what he had just agreed.Â
âIâll be back thenâ Barely says.Â
âYouâre gonna just walk outta hereâ Dunner says slowly, âAnd never come back, Detective Barely? I might have tâcall the sheriff if you did such a thing, and I donât wanna do that.âÂ
The rustbloods ears flatten, he pops his necklace out of his mouth and pops a gummy into it. This bag couldnât cost more than three bucks.Â
âI wonât Mister Dunner, I promiseâ He says, flipping to a new page on his notepad and scribbling down the wordsÂ
âDUNNER TRUSTS NO ONEâ.
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In the two hours before he had to go keep an eye on the DunnerMart, Barely decides to head down to Larâs Bar. He had found some kind of errand with which to distract Miss Laryan, who he both didnât want to break the news about Damial too, and worried she wouldnât let him go in a bar because heâs six. He had asked for ten caegars for lunch. He contemplated just going back and paying Mister Dunner, who he wasnât sure was serious or not about the sheriff thing, but in the end decided he was too much of a cheapskate. And the register case would probably be easy.Â
So there he stood in front of the dingy lilâ place. The parking lot was sparse, it was still early in the night, at the time Barely hoped that it would be easy to talk with a resident alcoholic without being overheard. LARS BAR reads the neon sign, but the R has gone out, making it LA S BAR. Which, Barely briefly thought, was almost spanish for âthe barâ. He shakes his head, trying to get himself back on track. Dunnerâs warning still rings in his ears. He knew well enough not to bother most highbloods. But the store clerk had given a similar ominous statement regarding Miss Laryan, who wouldnât hurt a fly. And Barely had often found that trolls that have something bad to say about everyone often had not much of substance to say at all. Easy to look down on a man out of hive, the rust had reckoned, when you are CEO of a chain company.
Barely entered the bar, the squeaking door announcing his presence. There are a few trolls, but most had the good sense to raise an eyebrow at him. The bartender, and two women at a table stare. The only troll that doesnât even seem to notice is a hulking mass in a plaid shirt in the corner. Faint music is playing. The teenager swallows, straightening his back, and with all the courage he could muster, walks over to the bar, close up to that huge troll, pulling up a seat.Â
âShirley Templeâ Barely says, pointing at the table, in the lowest voice he could muster. âOn the rocks. One extra cherry.â He says, sliding a five caegar bill to the bartender. The woman just stares at it. The kid might have imagined it, but he thinks he might have heard the troll in the corner snort.Â
âAre ya serious?â Says the bartender plainly.Â
âVirgin Shirley Templeâ Barely adds, with extra emphasis. âOn the rocks. One extra cherry.â he repeats, adding another five caegar bill on top of the first one. âMissus bartender.âÂ
The heap in the corner laughs.Â
âI know how to make a shirleyâ She huffs. âMister Grown Up. You wouldnât happen to have an ID? You know youâre supposedta find two other pupas and a trenchcoat at least, right?âÂ
The purpleblood in the corner rises from his slumber.Â
âOh, let him have it, Gon.â He laughs. âKidâs thirsty.âÂ
Gon stares at Damial, as if, for good reason, her patience with the man was already rather thin. But then looks at the ten caesars, and sighs. She takes the money.Â
There goes my lunch, Barely thinks.Â
âWoulda thought your name was Larâsâ He enquires, having honestly mistaken the bartender for the owner, simply due to the commanding presence she had over the room.Â
âHA!â She laughs, self righteous. âLars is my moirial. Lazy ass. I do all the work around here. We should change the sign, ya hear? Little man knows it's my bar.â She grins, as if speaking to some imaginary audience.Â
Barely smiles in return, only to see the expression fall from Gonnaeâs face, as if she had just recalled he wasnât supposed to be here.Â
âBut that donât earn ya no points, oliver twist. I see a single pinky over the counterâ She threatens. âYou lose the finger. Ya hear me kid?âÂ
âLoud and clear, Missus Gon,â Says Barely.Â
âUh Ohâ The drunk muses, idly stirring a plastic straw in his bourbon.Â
âYou too, basket caseâ Gon threatens, flicking the man upside the head. âI see Tiny Tim sneakinâ sips of your four roses Iâm kickinâ you out and I MEAN IT I mean it this timeâ She growls, walking of to go make a shirley.Â
âSureeeeeeeeeeâ Damial slurs, and then says, to Barely, aside, âShe donât mean it. She loves me. She bought a new horse last week.â He whispers.Â
âSome serviceâ Barely jokes, glancing at the prices on the menu board, âFor a generous tip.â Perhaps purposefully playing along with Damial to endear himself to the man. The purple cracks up again. Gon re-enters with a Shirley done up all fancy with a squiggly straw and everythinâ, and a single extra cherry on a napkin. Barely is glad at the inclusion of the silly straw- it means he doesnât have to take the necklace out of his mouth. She frowns.
âHeâs funny before 2,â The bartender warns, of Damial, setting down Barelyâs drink. âBut wait âbout three more glasses he gets nasty. Best be outta here by then.âÂ
She turns to the highblood, âDonât be messinâ with that kid, Damial. Iâm not playinââ She says, before exiting to go help the ladies down the way.Â
âI pay your morgageeeeeee Gonâ Damial drags out the word as Gon walks away. âYouâre compliciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitâ He grins, stupid smile not leaving his face as he raises his glass to Barely.Â
âL'Chaimâ He says, to the rustblood.Â
âLâchaimâ Barely echos, clinking his shirley with the bourbon.Â
The Detective briefly wonders where Damial gets the money, being outta a hive and job and all.
âWhatâs your name, kid?âÂ
âBarely Shyeck, Misterâ He begins, âIâm a detective-â but the purpleblood is laughing at him again.Â
âWhat on Alternia is a Shyeckâ He stumbles. ââN how can somebody be more er less of it?â
âYouâd have to ask my lususâ Barely huffs, having had to have had this conversation about his name with more trolls than heâd prefer.Â
âLemme guessâ Damial says, poking the boyâs forehead. âCowwwwwwwwâ He says, in a remarkable observation of the kidâs ears, horns and tail.Â
Barely swipes at his hand.Â
âWowâ he says sarcastically. âAre you sure youâre not the detective Mister Damial?âÂ
âSodaâs a lot cheaperâ Damial says, seeming to have either not heard or ignored the childs sarcasm, glancing at his fruity little drink. âAnâ less hassle. Gonâs got a sharp eye, kid. Ya just wasted ten caegers. You ainât gonna get nothinâ past her.âÂ
âWell, I didnât come here for the alcoholâ The detective admits. âActually, Mister Damial, I came here to speak with you.âÂ
The man frowns.Â
âIf yer lilâ friends dared ya to pour a drink on me or somethinâ, run back out before I change yer name to Barely Aliveâ He dismisses.Â
âThatâs not it,â Barely says softly, his tail twitching nervously. Thinking on the best way to approach this. All the best lies have a little bit of truth in them.Â
âI was just talkinâ to the clerk down the road, Mister Damial, and he spun me a long yarn about you that didnât regard you very kindly.â He pauses, made anxious by Damialâs silence.Â
âBeinâ an educated young manâ He says. âI donât like forminâ an opinion on a troll til iâve heard both sides of the story. And if you donât mind, Iâd like to hear yours.âÂ
Damial stares at the little guy, as if at a complete loss as to whether to take him seriously. If this was some kind of scheme the neighborhood pupas had fashioned to make fun of him it was a great deal more complicated and psychologically taxing than usual.Â
âAinât nobody who wants to hear me monologueâ He huffs. âEveryone in town knows.âÂ
âI wanna hearâ Barely asserts, scooting his stool closer, attempting to sound confident. âIâm new in town, Mister Damial.âÂ
âYou cared enough to waste ten caesars on it?â He slurs.Â
âItâs not like I didnât get soda and cherries outta the thing.âÂ
âFor one cherry,â Damial jokes. âYou can hear the whole thingâÂ
Barely frowns, gnawing on his necklace, frustrated, having asked for that extra cherry specifically and had been looking forward to it. Begrudgingly, he hands it to the ex dairy farmer, who promptly drops it in his bourbon, which must taste completely awful.Â
The older troll sighs. For as much as he had insistantly told this tale to many a more hesitant audience, he felt strangely on the spot having been asked so nicely and by a child no less. There was enough decency left in him that recalled he liked to behave respectfully around pupaâs, if given the chance. Â
âI used to know this cowboy down in Baskertopâ He says quietly, looking to the side. âMosta the dairy farmers up hereeeee⌠havâa deal with one of the cowpokes for spring. Weâve got all cows- on account of beinâ dairy farms. Theyâll ask one of the herders to lend them a bull for a spell, to breed a cow and get her producing more milk, and then come fall either give the too old mama to the ranchers or the bab, usually dependinâ on their gender. Partnership as old as time.âÂ
âMost farmers and cowpokes also argue and hassle and switch around and bargain and shit. But me and Vekeso didnât really consider wandering about between traders worth our time and had a good deal of trust in each other and decided we would only ever trade amongst ourselves. Easy to grow fond of a man you only see once a season. We started makinâ a whole thing of it. Weâd be havinâ each other over for dinners and drinks and just enjoyinâ each other's company even after business was done. Iâve never been one for quadrantsâ He says, pausing, and finishing his drink, struggling to articulate.Â
â...Made a damn fool of myself a couple times when I was young, and got⌠scared to try again. Vekesoâs no⌠socialite in his own right. But eventually I realized I harbored some kind of feelinâs fer him. And most other people in our lives noticed how close we were as well and really seemed ta think I had an honest chance⌠But I was a cowardâ Damial stops, his voice cracking, he runs his hand through his hair. He stays still for a moment, before flagging down Gon. âAnother oneâ he calls. âPut it on my tab.âÂ
The woman walks over, already pulling the bottle off the shelf to refill his drink.Â
âWhatâs the magic word?â She mocks.Â
âFfdsssssâŚâ he stumbles. âI have more caegars.â he jokes.
âPleaseâ she huffs.Â
âPleaseâ He repeats, mockingly, sipping his new drink.
âWhat happened then?â Barely asks quietly.Â
The purpleblood shuts his eyes for a moment, and then opens them again.Â
âEvery seasonâ He says softly, but with a voice layered over with disdain that could only be for himself. âEvery season Iâd wake up and promise myself thisâll be the sweep I tell âem. Easy thing to say. Damn harder to do. I kept playinâ chicken.â He says, hand trembling as it grips that glass.Â
âThen the illness came through.â he says. âWiped out everythinâ in a single perigee. Poof.â He gestures. âGone. I was fucked. I was panickinâ. I started puttinâ all my hopes in that meetinâ coming up with Vekeso. Hoped heâd take pity on me enough to at least lend me a moobeast to get back on my feetâŚAnd if not that, at least have a piece of advice. I had never needed a hand to pull me outta a ditch more in my entire lifeâ He says. The regret and moroseness of his previous statement solidifying into a harder anger.Â
âWhat does he doâŚ?â Damial slurs, lifting the glass and downing the rest of it, cherry and all.Â
âHe never shows.â The man growls. âNot even a warninâ. Not a word. Not an apology. Not an explanation. Just gone. And Iâm left here wonderinâ, what on heaven and alternia did I do wrong?â
âThe townfolk already figured me a little messed in the head, fer turninâ down a fancy job at Dunnerâs damn factory. I donât wanna supervise nobody. Treatinâ employees and cattle like machines ainât the way Iâve done dairy, or my ancestor before me, or his ancestor before that. I But I really believed Vekeso smarter than to pay townspeoples muttering any mind. So I wrote him a letter. And maybe it was angry and hurt but so was I. I said everythinâ I wanted to say,â He cursed.Â
âAnd he never deigned this worthy of a reply neither.â He growls, staring daggers at the bar wall. âOne more, Gonâ he calls.Â
The young detective pauses his scribbling, flipping over a few pages of his notepad, back to the night heâd spoken with Vekeso, and stared. He turns his necklace against his teeth. He looks at his writing, and then back at the highblood, who looked ready to throw something. Trying to remember just how many glasses Damial had had now and what was his ratio of funny to nasty according to Gonâs metric. Barely wasnât above a well placed lie, even a quiet one by omission, but sometimes, it just feels like the truth is owed to somebody, and it seems long, long overdue for Damial.Â
âIf youâd hear me out, Mister Damialâ The child says. âI think I know why.â
The man turns his head to the kid, staring, not with much curiosity but more annoyance as if he could not imagine this to be true. Barely swallows.
âI talked with him just yesterday, Mister.â He says. âDid you know that after the Fleetrail went in, Vekeso and the other cowpokes had been grazinâ on that Redgrass Ranch, the mayor lent to em?â He says, pausing for an answer, and upon getting none, continues.Â
âHe told me offhand,â Barely says. âThat since it was the Mayorâs land, there were all kinds of rules and restrictions on itâ he says. âOne of them beinâ rules on who you could sell cattle tooâ He stumbles.Â
Damial stares blank eyed at the wall, and Barely begins to ponder if he was even sober enough to comprehend what was being said to him. Suddenly, his face lights up and he throws his glass at the wall with full force.Â
âmotherFUCKERâ the purple raises his voice, âI HOPE HE DIES IN HIS STUPID SHIRT.âand Barely flinches. Gonâs eyeâs widen with rage, and she sets down the bottle sheâs holding.Â
âOutâ The woman insists, pointing at the door.
âFuck off, Gonâ The man curses.Â
âYou have ten secondsâ She hisses. âTo get out of my barâÂ
âOr what?â The purple mocks.Â
Slowly, the woman pulls a pistol from her pocket, aiming it squarely at Damialâs head.Â
âTenâ She says.Â
âAre you fucking kidding me?â He hisses.Â
âNineâ She says.
âI didnât even throw it AT somebodyâ says Damial, as if this makes it better somehow.Â
âEightâ She growls.Â
âBitchâÂ
âSevenâ the bartender insists.Â
Damial stares into her eyes for a moment, and then slowly, raises to his feet, tossing his stool over.Â
âFIneâ He hisses, storming out of the building. Gon watches to make sure heâs really gone for a moment before lowering her gun.Â
âYou okay kid?â She asks.Â
âYes Missus Gonâ Says Barely, dropping his necklace temporarily and downing the last of his shirley and walking out to follow the highblood.
âKid!â Gon pleads. âDonât be an idiot!â She says, but the young man is already gone.Â
Damial is sitting on the curb outside. âI fucking hate that bitchâ The man is muttering to himself. âHe thinks heâs so much better than everyone. If I could kill him, I would.âÂ
âVekesoâŚ?â Barely asks slowly.Â
âTHE MAYORâ Damial snaps back.Â
âDonât Shercattle have a different Mayor than Baskertop?â The kid asks timidly.Â
âItâs a fuckinâ, muni-cip-pall-ityâ Damial slurs. âThe three towns are too small, fleet gave us one bastard for all of em. BUT WHO CARES. Iâll kill him. Vekeso too. Who gives a fuck.âÂ
The child stares, before sitting down next to the much larger man.Â
âIâm not sayinâ you did nothinâ wrong, Mister Damial.â He starts. âBut did you mention how dire things were up in Shercattle in your letter?â
âNo. It wasnât âbout thatâ The man says, hands gripping his sides, as if restless with the lack of drink in his hand.Â
âIâm just tryinââ Barely says. âToo look at this from another pointa view. I didnât talk with Vekeso for long, but⌠From what I saw, he really seemed to be a very private person, the kinda troll who thinks long anâ hard on what theyâre sayinâ before sayinâ it.â He dares.Â
Damial holds himself close. With the tired look in his eyes of a troll who had given a great deal of thought to Vekeso, and all his mannerisms for a long while, and couldnât argue.
âAnd somethinâ like some regulation tearinâ apart a friendship heâd had for sweeps, really seems like somethinâ to toil about. I ainât sayinâ it was right of him to not tell you nothinâ. ButâŚâ Barely exhales. âYou didnât really give him a lotta chance to give ya any grace, not mentioninâ yer situation in yer letter. Heâd have no idea how dire things were. All heâd know is youâre suddenly very very angry with him, and that could easily put a troll off a conversation he mighta already been scared and guilty to be havinâ.âÂ
Damial seems to ponder this for a long while. Staring up at the pinks and greens of the night sky, where, in the distance, impressive storm clouds had started to gather, cutting off the view of the moons with color tinted stripes and clumps that danced across the horizon like a painting. Even a troll as big as he was, could feel small under a view like that.Â
âIt donât matterâ he says finally, his voice cracking.Â
âVekeso could hand me a hive anâ a cow and farm back on a silver platter. I donât even know if I could work itâ He says, struggling to keep his voice even.Â
âEven if he wanted me then- big IF. Iâm not the troll I was a sweep ago. What could I even offer a lover, or a friend, even if everythinâ smoothed out with a bow on top. No farm, no hive, no job. Jusâ layinâ in the hole I dug wishinâ I could feel somethinâ again. If there was anything to love about me, itâs long gone.â The purpleblood chokes, staring at his shaking hands. âIâm hardly a troll anymore.â He whispers.
Perhaps this was too much for a troll as young as Barely to handle. But he was nothing if not ambitious. And nothing if not committed to his deep desire to help others. A childlike desperate want for the world to be more fair than it was. A trait Alternia works hard to steal from his children.Â
âItâs one thingâ Barely says, âTo be true to your values when the going is easy, Mister. Itâs another when things are hard. A lotta highbloods would jump at an offer like Mister Dunnerâs, morals be damned. But you stuck yer feet inta the ground when you had anythinâ and everythinâ to lose. Thatâs not somethinâ somebody whoâs nobody does. I canât speak for Vekesoâ He pauses, standing and offering a hand to the purple who was crouched over the side of the road, blinking back tears.Â
âBut I think youâre a great deal more offa troll than a lot of people are.âÂ
Damial shuts his eyes for a moment, and wipes his face, but then slowly, takes the young man's hand and stands up. He struggles to pull himself together for a bit, at a complete loss for what to say, before changing the subject.Â
âWhereâd you say you were from again, Barely?â He asks.Â
âWell, you never askedâ The rustblood pauses. âIâve been makinâ my way up from from Umbraâ He admits.Â
âUmbra?â The purple repeats. âAre ya serious? Howâd a proper little gentleman like you spring from a sinkhole like that.â He retorts.Â
âHey!â Barely says, playfully punching the older manâs side, which probably hurt him less than a mosquito bite. âBe careful how ya talk about my sinkhole.â He warns.Â
Damial laughs. âRight. Right. Sorry.â He says, raising his hands in surrender.Â
âMe nâ my brother owned the placeâ Barely threatens with extensive hyperbole. âWe were cleaninâ it right up.âÂ
âSorry. My bad.â He grins. âDidnât even ask you what case yer workinâ, detective.â Damial realizes. âBut thank you kindly for speaking with me. Yer a good kidâ He says, his gaze softening as he stares at the child, who beams.Â
âI owe you anythinâ for figurinâ that all out?â He asks, referring to the situation with Vekeso, and the reason why he hadnât showed.Â
âWell,â Barely pauses. âUsually, but I know how your money is, Mister Damialâ He dismisses.Â
âItâs no thingâ Damial says, touching his cheek. âOne of the cashiers down the road takes pity on me. She keeps sneakinâ me twenties while her boss ainât around. I could get one for you.âÂ
Barely freezes, staring down at his notepad, and back at the purple. Processing what Damial has just told him.Â
âReally- you donât have to do that, Misterâ he stutters.Â
He was a great deal good at solving cases, maybe even too good. But he hadnât been a detective long, and had not yet run into the conundrum of solving a case that every moral bone in his body did not want to tell his client was solved. His pan tosses and turns over this problem, before he glances at a clock in a shop window, and quickly replaces it with another problem.Â
âIâm lateâ Barely says, paling.Â
âWhat?â Damial frowns, as the kid starts speedwalking down the road.Â
âI gotta be at the DunnerMart ten minutes ago, Mister Damial, Iâm sorry!â He squeaks.Â
âHereâ Damial says, picking up the kid and hurrying him along with his own legs, which were longer and faster. They must have made it back to the main street by the train station at no later than 3:13. But as the DunnerMart gets closer,
âWait!â The boy pleads suddenly to the purpleblood, and he stops. In the distance, he can see Mr. Dunner himself conversing with the fleet sheriff.
âWhy, it was two hours ago, I really thought heâd showâ Dunner says. âI guess the thief played me like a fiddle, officer. He couldnât have been older than six. Iâm too soft for children.âÂ
No, Barely thinks. Come on! He wasnât even fifteen minutes late! He looks further down the way, to where Miss Laryan is sitting at the station working on her crossword. But there was no getting to her without going past DunnerMart. In the distance, a train horn blows. Here was the crossroads. He could turn Damial in right now, and set everything right with the shopkeep. Or⌠or⌠what?? What could he do? He could not even think of a second option.
âHis red looked rust enough, but honestly, he had a unique set of ears and tail. He coulda been a mutant, but you know, itâs never polite to askâ Dunner grins.Â
Barely hears his heart beating in his chest as he stays frozen in Damialâs arms. His ears are pulled flat and back as the child panics.Â
âThey talkinâ âbout you, kid?â Damial frowns, looking at the sheriff, and then the train.Â
âThe train!â Barely stumbles. âWe gotta get on the train! Mister Damial,â He says, gripping his new friend. âCome with me and Miss Laryan to CreekturnâÂ
âIt stops to load for like ten minutes, kid. Theyâll just follow you on.â Damial deduces.
âWhyâ Dunner says, suddenly turning directly to face them in the distance. âThatâs him right thereâ He says to the fleet trolls, who also turn.Â
The purpleblood sets him down. âListen kidâ He stumbles. âIâll distract them, okay? Iâll keep them off the trainâ He says. âYou run to Laryan,â he orders.Â
âNo!â Barely squeaks. âCome with us, Damial, youâll get in trouble!âÂ
âTheyâll just follow you on the train!â Damial snaps, raising his voice. âCanât you piece that together, detective? I gotta distract them, GO!!!â He shouts, and Barely stumbles backwards as the giant purple charges towards the sheriff. He remains dazed for a moment, before, tears leaking from his eyes, Barely sprints off to Laryan.
âBarely-â She stutters.Â
âWe have to GOâ He begs, choking on the words, pulling her towards the train. She seems to catch on quick, and the two of them run and run, not looking back, they go from cabin to cabin to cabin down the train til they must be right next to the engine. Barely curls up in a ball, shutting his eyes and burying his face in his hands, sure that the fleet officials had gotten past Damial and would be barging in after them at any moment. That necklace must be made of something sturdy, the way it doesnât dent even when his jaw is that clenched. Come on, he pleads, come on, and finally, after what feels like ages, the vehicle lurches into motion. Only then does he open his eyes, catching his breath, scooting close to the window and looking back at Shercattle.Â
Damial is still visible at the station, fighting off all three other trolls. They didnât make it on the train. For a moment, the purpleblood keeps his upper hand, maybe just due to his size, but⌠he is still drunk. And thus slow, and clumsy, and eventually, he is tackled to the ground, and Barely blinks, hand pressed to the window, as Damial gets smaller and smaller in the distance until he canât make out the troll at all.Â
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A couple hours later, he has calmed down, but not by much. The Detective is frantically sorting through his notes, organizing them on the train by some logic that could not be easily deduced. Miss Laryan is watching the rain throw itself at the window, distant flashes of lightning illuminating the night, thunder echoing over the sound of the train.Â
âBarelyâ She says softly, having been frantically explained the situation, with Dunner, and Damial, and everything, by the frantic child hours prior.Â
âRemember when we talked earlier?â She says. âAbout curses, and you said some of them were plain olâ chance?âÂ
âIt all fits together somehow!â The child insists, raising his voice. âI know it! I'M SO CLOSE!â he snaps.Â
âA cow illness, darling?â She says, resting a hand on the teenager's shoulder. âWhat else could that be but an act of the Messiahs?â
Barely opens his mouth, and then closes it.Â
âI understand,â She says quietly. âHow badly you wanna solve this, find the reason for it all, but can it really be worth it to put yourself in so much danger, for somethinâ that might not have an answer at all? Howsa âbout we go up to Creekturn, and just send you on your way to the city, baby. I can sort out the mess with people suspectinâ me and Damial myselfâÂ
âMiss-â Barely chokes, âDonât say thatâ He stumbles, and doesnât make it further, burying his head in her shoulder and starting to cry. Laryan wraps her arms around him, rocking him back and forth as she holds him close.Â
âSometimesâ She says. âThere is no mystery, love. There is no conspiracy. There is no one troll to point at and blame no matter how badly you wish there was. Sometimes bad things happen to good people without any rhyme or reason at all. And there's no point to tearinâ it all apartâ She says, rubbing his back. âAnd this might just be one of thoseâ
Barely does not answer for a moment, his nails dig into Miss Laryan unconsciously as he stares out the window at the violence of the ongoing storm, eyes tight with enough fury to crack glass. He spits out his necklace.
âNot this timeâ he growls.
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Chapter Twenty-Two
I wake up from a nightmare certain that I am dying. There is a rancid taste in my mouth, and before I even open my eyes, the light through my eyelids is too much, too harsh. I open them just a little bit and feel like Iâve been whacked over the head by the floral pattern on the curtains. The bedclothes are far too hot and I feel restricted by them like theyâre a pit of snakes that has coiled around all of my limbs, but as soon as Iâve freed myself my stomach lurches. I scramble out of the box room and dash across the landing to the bathroom where I clutch onto the toilet dry heaving but nothing is coming up. I am certain Iâve never felt worse in my life. I lay my cheek on the cold tile of the floor and donât spare a thought to how disgusting it is to do this. The coolness feels so good against my skin. I must lie there for twenty minutes.
ââŚand what else? Oh, okay, well I never knew that, thatâs actually interestingâŚâ Judeâs voice drifts across the landing. Heâs on the phone, probably with Jen because he calls her every day to catch up now that sheâs recovering at home with Michelleâs family, and usually I find his voice quite soothing, but now, even through the walls of this bathroom itâs far too loud, searing right through my brain as my head throbs more aggressively than it ever has. I squeeze my eyes closed and let out a pitiful groan. Footsteps approach the door and he knocks so loudly that I feel like my eyeballs will rattle back into my skull. âEvie?â
I groan again.Â
âSorry, Jen, I have to go. Iâll call you back later maybe? Yeah. Okay, take care,â Another knock, âDo you mind if I come in?â
I use all my strength to drag myself up until Iâm at least sitting on the floor, my head supported by the wall behind me. âYes,â I manage. He opens the door.Â
âIâm sick,â I announce, âI think Iâm going to throw up soon. Eventually.â
âI donât think so, love,â He gets down on his haunches beside me, âYou already puked up the entire contents of your stomach last night, I doubt thereâs anything left.â
âI did?â
âYou donât remember?â
I shake my head which makes it feel like my brain is banging around inside my skull. I wince and clutch my forehead, âNo, I donât remember anything.â
âClaire called Shane last night at like three AM, both of you were plastered in a club in Paphos and didnât know where to go to get a taxi home. He went out and got you himself.â
Little pieces of the night start coming back to me in flashes. The wine event in the vineyard, downing all of my glasses and then what was left of Claireâs. Us dancing around to arabic music in the back of a taxi, shots at the bar, begging the DJ to play Cotton Eye Joe âbecause itâs funnyâ, trying to climb onto a table and getting pulled back down by the staff, coloured lights in my eyes and then⌠nothing. âChrist, I was really drunk,â I say.
âYes,â Jude says, âYou came into my room when you got home, threw a little bag of peach rings at me and said âchow down, pretty boy.ââ
âOh, Lord.â
âThen I thought Iâd try and put you to bed but you rushed into the toilet and spent a couple of hours throwing up everything.â
âDid you stay with me?â
âYeah I did.â
The dry little sob that escapes me is pathetic, âThat was so nice of you, and I donât even remember it. Iâm so sorry. I bet I was so annoying, Iâm the worst drunk, honestly, I get insufferable, I know-â
âEvie, no, you werenât at all. You were fine, actually, I found you funny.â He takes out his phone and taps around on it for a moment, âYou also drunk texted me for the first time, which was a bit of a thrill.â
âWhat did I say?â
He flips the screen to show me a selfie I took in the nightclub toilets, camera held above my head at a ridiculous angle, pointing right down my top to where Iâm shoving my boobs together and making a stupid kissy face. Iâve captioned it âDo u like me?â I catch a glimpse of Judeâs response: âNoâ.
âYou said no?â Â
âYeah I thought itâd be a fun joke, â he shoves the phone back into his pocket and hooks an arm around my back to haul me off the floor. âCome on, I think youâd be better off back in bed for now.âÂ
âWhat time is it?â
âAround elevenâ
âAM?â
He chuckles, âOf course.â I go almost completely limp and donât help him at all, but heâs bigger than I am, I know he can manage me. He lifts me easily and tries to get me to walk back to bed, but I feel extra sorry for myself at this moment, sorry enough to ask âCan you carry me?â in my best pathetic voice and he gives me a look like he thinks Iâm being cheeky, but without protest he scoops me up into his arms. I bury my face in his neck and grab the opportunity to take a not-so-subtle inhale. He always smells so good and today is no different. Soapy, fresh, clean like a sober morning.
âAre you sniffing me?â
I sob, âIâm dying.â
âYouâre just hungover.â
âCan I stay with you?â
âYour bed is a little small for two.â
âIn your room then.â
âIf you like.â He takes me inside, his suitcase open on the floor with clothes all around it and the bed unmade, crinkled pale blue sheets. He places me down upon them and then draws the curtains across the windows while I snuggle up into his pillows and whimper self-pityingly. Then he comes over and strokes my hair which I wish he wouldnât because it is greasy and knotted at the back of my head.Â
âIâm disgusting,â I say acidly.
âYes, Evie,â He drawls with a huge eye roll, âYouâre foul, how could you get drunk? Iâm so put off by you now.â
âI havenât been this hungover in years.â
âWeâve all been there, youâll be fine, I just think you should try and hit the reset button by getting back to sleep for a while. Iâll get you some water and maybe some toast?â At the mention of water I suddenly feel like Iâve been traversing the barren Sahara without a drop of it for days. My whole mouth and throat feels as cracked and dusty as a desert floor.Â
âYes, water,â I gasp, and Jude thinks Iâm doing a bit instead of being serious, which I canât blame him for, but I still get annoyed when he imitates me by clutching at his throat and pretending to die. He heads to the kitchen and comes back with a glass of water, some painkillers, which I swallow with relish, and two slices of plain toast, which I donât feel ready to eat, and then eventually I fall back asleep while he lounges around at the end of the bed looking at his phone until I wake up again and feel slightly less like passing away.Â
âI think I should brush my teeth,â is the first thing I utter, âMy breath is awful,âÂ
âGood idea,â he says, and I try not to be offended by the fact that he didnât disagree, but all is forgiven as soon as he helps me off the bed and towards the bathroom like heâs afraid my legs will give out underneath me, and even squeezes a dollop of toothpaste onto my toothbrush, which he definitely didnât need to, because Iâm not that bad.Â
âYouâre being very sweet,â I say through a mouthful of minty foam.Â
âI know, itâs weird but you bring it out in me. See, usually Iâm horrible.â
âSays the man who feeds stray cats outside his apartment. I think that you like pathetic creatures.â
âThat must be it,â He goes over to turn the shower on for me, and when I protest, he insists that Iâll feel better when Iâm clean, which, once again, is true, because once Iâve scrubbed last night and this morning from my body and hair I almost feel myself again. When I have dressed myself in a vest and shorts and pulled my damp hair into a knot at the top of my head, I cross the landing back towards Judeâs room and realise that the house is completely silent save for the dim sounds of the Vines he is watching inside. I push through the door.Â
âWhere are Claire and Shane?â
âTheyâve gone to the Adonis Baths.â
I gasp with betrayal. âBut we were all supposed to go together.â
âI know, but you werenât well enough,â He idly pats the bed next to him and I sit down, âYou and I can go tomorrow if youâd like.â
âDid they ask you to come with them?â
âYeah of course.â
âAnd you saidâŚâ
He glances at me, âI said no, I didnât want to leave you alone when you were sick,â The corner of his mouth ticks up âItâd be a bit shit to sneak away while you were sleeping and have you wake up to an empty house, wouldnât it?â For some reason this makes me feel like I might start crying. âEat your toast,â Jude says, and I scramble up the bed to retrieve it, cold now, from the bedside table, and take a small cautionary bite from the corner of one slice. âIsnât Claire hungover too?â I wonder.Â
Jude pauses, his finger hovering over the video heâs looking at before swiping to the next. âNo,â He says carefully, âShe wasnât quite as drunk as you were, but obviously thatâs okay, it must have just hit you harder for some reason.â
âIâm fairly sure I just went bananas and drank everything in sight because Iâm a lunatic, but thanks for trying to make me feel better.â I take another bite of brittle toast, âGod, I wish I had, like, a fry-up or something.â
âYeah? I can cycle to the shops and get you something.â
âNo, please, donât. Iâll be fine, donât go out of your way for me.â
âIf thereâs something thatâll make you betterâŚâ
It would, but I canât bear the thought of sending him on a forty minute round trip just to buy some rashers and eggs, mainly because I donât want him to put himself out on my behalf, but a little part of me really doesnât want him to leave my side. I insist that he not go, and then we lapse into silence for a while, and he keeps watching videos, and I look at my own phone, ignoring a message from my mother about something she read in the Tullamore Tribune, as if itâs at all relevant to me, and slyly open my message thread with Jude, just so that I can wallow silently in the shame of my drunk messages to him.Â
There are more than just one photo, thereâs four, just three of them are completely blurry as though I dropped my phone mid selfie. One of them is distinctly the bowl of a sink, droplets of water on ceramic and a bit of my hand in the corner, with a message underneath thatâs completely incomprehensible, except for the word âbabyâ. I suddenly have a new thought that makes me become very still. The phone screen fades to black in my hand.Â
âJude?â
âYes?â
âDid anything happen last night when I came home?â
âI mean, like I said, you burst in here and threw those sweets at me before vomming in the toilet.â
âYeah, but anything else?â
He frowns, âUm, you went to bed, I suppose?â
âAlright.â
âWhat are you asking?â
I clear my throat, âWell, no, nothing, like⌠just in case, you knowâŚâ He stares at me for ages, and I start to regret saying a thing. ââŚdid we do anything?â
âWhen you were drunk?â He says. âAre you asking me if I⌠if we-â
âYeah, itâs just because-â
He recoils, âNo, Evie, Jesus Christ, of course not.â
I say, âNever mind, itâs not a big deal.â
âWhy would that even come into your head?â
I am looking at my phone now, not at anything in particular, just opening apps and closing them again while his eyes are on me with such razor focus that they might as well be searing holes into my skin. âNo big deal,â I repeat, âJust wondering,â I donât understand why heâs acting so shocked. Itâs a normal question as far as Iâm concerned.Â
âI wouldnât do anything with a drunk girl, thatâd be insane. Do you really think that I would?â
âWell, no, but I donât know, maybe I came in last night and tried to have my way with you or something, itâs whatever. I just know that I can be a bit more flirtatious when Iâm drunk, thatâs all. Clearly it was a stupid question, so just forget that I asked it.â
Thereâs a long pause, and I can tell he wants to say something else, but I try to stay very focussed on what Iâm doing so that he doesnât have a window of opportunity to do so. Eventually the atmosphere fades into something much more benign, and we both lodge pillows beneath our heads and tangle our legs together, and he reaches over his head to whip the curtains open wide to let in the light, and we forget that I said anything at all.Â
Jude has The Prince of Tides on his bedside table, a corner folded on a page about halfway through, and I read a few paragraphs just to read what heâs been reading, and then skip back to the start to read it for myself. Itâs nice being like this, in the silence of this house, completely alone for a rare afternoon with nobody else around, no housemates, no siblings pottering around in other rooms, just us and the birds outside the window, the distant roar of the waves.
âDo you think we should make the most of the day?â I ask Jude eventually, âI feel a bit like Iâm trapping you inside when you could be doing something more interesting, especially since you spent yesterday inside too with your thesis, and⌠did you finish it?â
He smiles, âYeah itâs done, thank God. You can read it if you like but I promise you that itâs boring.â
âHmm⌠maybe later.â
âIf youâre in the mood for going outside then yeah, Iâd be up for it. You want fresh air?â
âMm,â I say. âFresh air, to stretch my legs, maybe just see something on the island that I havenât seen yet.â
âThereâs a vineyard at the top of the hill over there if you feel like trying out some fancy wines,â He teases, and laughs at me when I wince, âIâm joking. How about we get the bikes and go exploring.â
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Hereâs some tweets from Doc Wyattâs Twitter, answering a question from a fan about the old storylines of Ninjago and their possible inclusion in dragons rising.
The question was:
âHi Doc, Could Anything that had Wasted Potential Get Some Light in this New Series of Ninjago.
There was More Questions then Answers in the Shows old Show.
#DragonsRising [insert: a picture of Jayâs birth mother]â
Docâs response was:
âA fair question. As Asa said, we're trying to make a show that new viewers, or kids watching for the first time, can understand without having to know 14 or 15 seasons of lore to follow the story.
But that said, it's also vital we honor the storytelling history that made Ninjago great. So yes, we'll be picking up some story threads from the classic series (no spoilers about which ones).
But we're going to need to build to them. Ninjago is, and always has been, a story that unfolds over time. The first Ninjago saga took 12 years to tell.
I'm not saying Dragons Rising will go for that long (I have no idea how long it will run) but if you don't see your favorite storyline immediately picked up on June 1st (or in fall 23) don't think it never will be. Ninjago is a world, not a single seasonâ
(My own commentary under the cut)
âŚso essentially it is very possible that old storylines are going to be picked up, or at least, Ninjago is keeping their options open.
The trailers show that dragons rising is already paying homage to much of ninjagoâs worldbuilding, with the inclusions/mentions/cameos of:
The realm of madness from season 1
The cloud kingdom from season 5
Various races (who have now fully integrated into ninjagoâs general public) such as the hypnobrai (s1), whack rats (12), geckles and munce (13), merlopians (Seabound) and possibly nindroids
Ghosts from the departed realm have also been seen in the Lego sets
The concept of Elemental masters is acknowledged
All Iâm saying is that there are so many more opportunities to touch upon past story beats, since every area of Ninjago is easily accessible now. That means the first realm, the never realm, the cursed realm, the underworld, djinnjago - theyâre all revisitable!
And personally I would be willing to wait 12 years if it means the writers can come up with a good way of reintroducing any of the old concepts. I donât wanna get my hopes up but just think of the possibilities!
#bro I canât with the âuse the tagsâ prompt everytime I go to write a post - I wanna write the contents of the post first and itâs distractin#like past elemental masters might be talked about#jays mum jays mum jays mum#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#Ninjago spoilers
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â¨Trust Exercises!â¨
Hi! This is a fic that I had on Ao3 its just a small scenario where you yes u reader pitch Charlie a great idea for a hotel bonding activity. no romance or anything just a fun scene.
âAnd you never make me do anything with this lousy picture box again, this face was made for radio darlingâ You hear Alastor say to Vaggie as you catch the ending of their conversation that you were totally not paying attention to, although what he said made you have a thought. âWait I just realized that means have you never played a video game Alastor?â you vocalize immediately as the thought leaves your mind. He and Vaggie turn to you lying on the couch on your phone, realizing they forgot you were there. âNo darling that sounds like an awful experience since games should be fun and nothing concerning this piece of junk ever is,â he says whacking the side of the old TV. You make a face and sigh âToo bad I feel like you would love some of them, I'm trying to determine whether you'd be more of an fps guy or an RPG guy but I think an fps would be too complex for you to start onâŚâ you pause rambling to yourself. Maybe something 8-bit because those are more old school, well to my time, like oh-â you shoot up from your seat your eyes almost sparkling as a great idea pops in your brain. Vaggie makes a concerned face as you stand up and dart out of the room. âI'M GONNA GET CHARLIE OMG THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!â
You run through the hotel and find hells Princess doing⌠well actually you don't really know what she does on her off time but she answers her door to you panting and rambling kinda like how she does from time to time âwait wait slow down, omg is this how I sound? Wow Im sooo sorry but start againâ she says chuckling slightly. You start over âok so I was thinking an activity everyone could do is play video games, I loved them when I was alive and I thought about it because I realized they didn't exist when a lot of our group was alive and I think thats sad and their missing out.â you quickly blurt and take a breath to then continue your ramble. âI thought it might also be good for rehabilitation because we have games where there's horror and shooters and gore so people can indulge without like actually hurting people you know! Like I could go and get beginner-level games for everyone for their interests I think it would be great!â you finally finish taking a breath. You beam at Charlie expectantly as she processes your information and you slowly see her eye sparkle too. âThat⌠sounds⌠like.. A GREAT IDEA WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR LETS GO!â
A few hours go by of you finding out how video games work in hell because as you forgot it's not one-to-one with Earth but after hours of aggressive keyboard typing noises you call everyone over. You stand in front of everyone in the lobby with Charlie as she explains what you explained to her as you antsy twiddle your thumbs as she ends with any questions. To which Alastor responds âI thought I made it clear I want nothing to do with your silly technology and TVsâ he hisses âWell technically you're not going to be needing a TV and I think youâll like the game so please everyone try for at least one hour and you can stop but I think you'll be hooked!â you state confidently âwell then letssss do it! I'm exssssited!â Pentious states making you squeal. You walk over to him and hand him a phone, you had made sure to make the games easy for some of the less tech-savvy guests. âIt's called Oppositions and Overlords, you tap the screen with your finger and you make your own battalion and fight other armies, you make whatever battle tactics you like!â you take a second to tap around and show him how to do it, it takes him a second and then you move to nifty. âNifty it's called Community of Lambs and-â As you explain you realize she isn't picking up anything so you simplify âThis button moves, this button stabsâ She lights up snatching the controller from you as you sigh.
You proceed to show Charlie and Vaggie a game called pentagram valley that they play together and Husk a spooky card game called Engraving and Angel a dating sim called âSubmit to meâ which you open for him and he immediately whistles and shouts âOh hello babes'' to which you giggle and suck in a breath to head over to Alastor at last, now this one was tricky. You needed something easy so that he wouldn't get frustrated. âOk Alastor are you actually going to participate?â you ask meekly holding your laptop in your hands. He gives a small sigh and chuckles âWell my dear if you put all this effort in I suppose I will give it a shot then but I will not promise that your little screen will remain intact later.â you sigh, âok then so it's called the underground fable. I loved the version of it while I was alive. It was actually revolutionary for games. There's multiple stories you can choose from. You're going to drag this to move and press here to do all the actions two buttons ok. There are two options which is save everyone or kill everyone and it's very sick and twisted when you kill everyone so I think youâll like it ok and yeah I checked its very similar if not even creepier than what I played umm, yeah I cried anyway, have fun or not I one hour ok!â you ramble to him explaining. You really wanted to try your best to make him like this activity. Looking at his expression you couldn't really tell, well it was always hard because he never stops smiling. You stop trying to dissect his thoughts and slowly back away.
An hour passes and an alarm rings in your headphones. You begin to speak but then stop yourself as you look around and see that everyone is very much enjoying their games. Nifty is kicking her feet while lying on the floor yelling âStab stab! Blood blood!â Pentious is mumbling something about glory and noble sacrifices or something saluting to himself in the corner. You're actually impressed when you see Vaggie and Charlie have made quite a pretty house and are raising a pact of hell goats on an impressively large farm. You then look at Alastor, inspecting him still not sure what he's thinking. You think you should probably tell him time is up or you think he might cut off your head for letting him be near modern tech for 10 seconds longer than he needed to. However, to your surprise and delight? When you walk up behind him you hear him chuckling slightly. âAlastor? Times up by the way you don't need to play anymore.â he turns to you slightly âOh well then my dear I guess you're right look at the time a whole hour haha! How time flies!â he chuckles. âAlthough I would not like to admit you may have been right, seeing these little creatures explode into bits of dust is quite entertaining, and they yell at me too and plead as if they have any power over me it's quite hilarityâ he chuckles darkly sending a chill down your spine. âWell, I never thought I'd see the day when The radio demon himself called modern technology entertaining! I think I have just won at life, well afterlifeâ you muse to yourself proudly âHaha yes dear I guess it seems so however, I think you should keep that one to yourself okay? A secret, my dear this information must not leave the hotel.â static fills the air as his eyes turn to dials, you know you should be intimidated but you chuckle.
âOk, Alastor you got it it would be a scandal if you were caught cheating on the radio with video games oh the horror! GASP! The world would simply endâ you chuckle sarcasm oozing from you. âHa Ha funny my dear, now if you would be so kind I am keeping this device of yours to continue to slaughter these fish peopleâ he muses chuckling darkly. A little sadistic you think but hey, you won they were all still playing. What did Charlie call it? A happy day in hell.
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Hey Billy
First off in Resident Evil: Afterlife somehow Wesker is using and holding TWO FUCKING DESERT EAGLES. That seems a bit problematic to me a little bit but you know movie magic right?
Now for the actual question.
If we were in a zombie apocalypse what guns would you use? How would you suit up in a situation like that if you were in let's say The Last of Us, Walking Dead, and Resident Evil kind of situation? Okay maybe not those exact choices maybe start off gentle and scary like The Last of Us.
MOVIE MAGIC IS SO WHACK. T W O DESERT EAGLES??? Jfc, good luck doing that irl.
Anywho-
This will probably be a long post.. whoops but here we are.
STARTING WITH The Last of Us bc currently, in love with that game so itâs fresh in my head:
WEAPONS:
⢠first things first, some kind of switch blade or, ofc, trusty butterfly knife. Reason being: youâre gonna need a knife or two, you canât really go in guns blazing all the time, especially for the fckn clickers.
⢠Pistols: Iâd choose a nice classic Colt 1911 pistol. Reason being is quite simple. Itâs very popular and has been for a while, John browning gun, 9mm which I find snazzy, low recoil, can be made withhhhh.. polyester I think? Which makes the carryweight good. DOWNSIDE: it can roughly hold 8-10 rounds in the mag, which depending on the situation could be really good or really bad.
Another neat pistol Iâd choose would probably be FN Five-seveN. The ammunition is a 5.7x28mmâŚ? 26? 28? One of those- anyways itâs known for its low recoil but good penetration skills. 20 rounds âźď¸ The pistol has a Picatinny rail on the lower frame for mounting accessories such as lights, lasers, or red dot sights which would probably be good for certain situations.
⢠Rifles: I think I would keep at least two rifles on my person- yes theyâre big BUT rifles. One that I, for sure, would choose would be the Mossberg 464. Reasons: ITS A LEVER-ACTION. Itâs a snazzy gun, good for long distance and such. Not to mention, I just.. I have a problem BSHSJDJEJ. unfortunately, it does only hold 6 rounds but thatâs okay bc itâs worth it.
Another Rifle would be the FN SCAR. Reasons: It's a gas-operated, short-stroke piston system, which is known for its reliability and reduced recoil, usually holds 30 rounds, quick change barrel system- over all? I think it would be pretty good against clickers
⢠Shotguns: LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN. Reasons? ....It's a lever action shot gun man, that's all tbh- one downside is how it only has roughly 6 shots but that's okay bc mmmm lever action.
⢠How I would suit up: If I'm not experienced and it's just happening, I would be that idiot wearing hoodies and converses and jeans. I have emotional attachments to my jeans fgjakfgdafh
⢠However If I am experienced and I know what I'm doing: I would probably wear lighter clothes, like a t-shirt and probably still my jeans, because jeans actually would protect me alot- and if I could find some, I would also wear body armor. I would most likely have a good book bag to fit all my shit in like medical supplies, food, water- all of that snazzy shit.
The Walking Dead:
So for this I would take a much much different approach. I would own ONLY two guns, since the noise can draw herds towards you.
⢠I would have a fckn SEXC Colt Python revolver. [Think rick Grimes- his gun.] Reason: It's a fucking BEAUTIFUL gun, its a .357 magnum so it's got a kick to it and its GOOD. I would use it for emergency use. The second gun I would use would most likely also just be the silly 1911.
⢠As for more silent weapons, I would use a crossbow. Probably a compound crossbow tbh- Because the mechanical advantage provided by the cam and cable system, along with the increased arrow speed, contributes to the accuracy of compound crossbows- So it's rather very very fast and effective.
Suit up:
If I'm just starting out I would become a hermit. Stay inside with my shit until I run out and need to go get supplies. However If I'm used to everything, I think I would suit up in a similar way as I would in tlou, simply because that, to me, is the simpliest and best way to suit up.
Now I would LOVE to do this for resident evil but, alas, I do not know that game the best. However if I ever get around to watching a gameplay of it, I'll most likely make a post and tag you :)
Thanks for this ask btw!! I love talking about "What if" Situations fgejkgfeakfuy
#fantasylandbitch#AHHHH#autism time#can you tell I'm just a silly guy#HE HE HE#anyways#this was fun to make fgdjkfg#thank you Beth!
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