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M8 with how broken my sleep is don’t pretend you where waiting long 😂
#ehhhhh I don’t like tags#colress pokemon#pokemon#colress#ohh luckily it picked some for me#this is what happens when I get left unattended. If anyone sees my husband tell him to collect his creature#make sure to do an eye roll#Pokémon Masters#also yes I did get him up to EX#the easiest way to explain this is I completed pokestar in BW and again in BW2 my join avenue was lit#pokeathlons are amazing to! Suicune is the best if you want all the medals on one pokemon but stack it out with a good team it needs carryin#why is there a character limit? that’s not very tumblr of you
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(from this video)
#not a confession#helluva boss#the fact that they even mentioned Chaz just made me screech mentally#because... you know. if you've read my oneshot you know#but yes exactly. I also tie back to him the fact that Millie was so serious and untrusting during the flashback#(to be fair. being a mercenary is cutthroat business. but even while fighting and killing she seems a lot goofier nowadays)#how the timeline works in my head is#affair in Wrath. Chaz bounces to another ring and breaks her heart. she stays home for a while after that before moving to the city in Prid#she could've had her walls up out of a sense that the city slickers would only betray her#Chillie seems significant to me bc we've SEEN just how MUCH it takes for Millie to snap when it comes to loved ones and their bullshit#let alone turn from loving affection to seething murderous hatred#so you KNOW that whatever happened between her and Chaz WOUNDED her. or at least offended in a huge way idk#someone on AO3 wrote it so he cheated on her with her sister. like yeah that could do the job alright#though that does imply she loved him which is easily the biggest plot hole here. like. look at that thing#what is there to love#about Chazwick Thurman#he's an embarrassing roach with a dick complex#(also my girl Sallie would never have standards that low. please. she's also a lesbian now but that's another thing)#tbf Chaz and Blitzo are quite similar... except Blitzo has way less shallow writing... I wonder if that could be explored#her currently being so close to someone who is in theory strongly reminiscent of her ex. putting up with so much from him too#ah but I shan't keep talking Chillie. we'd be here all night if I tried to explain all my mental lore#isn't it funny how I've thought so much about them despite despising S02e03 and becoming physically ill by Chaz's sceentime#on my first watch#and then never watching it again#it's just the Concept of him alright. like shared ex of M&M who's a conman a loser a former mafia goon & whores himself to survive#who are you and how did you get here#plus the fact that he's a shark bc sharks are so cool. did you know threshers harm and even kill prey by whipping them with their tails#wish we could've seen that#I love it when anthros have their animal traits acknowledged#wow the tags here really derailed from the original screenshot. ignore them please 🙏
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Theres no season 4 because theyre too scared to animate the canon gay couple. They know its going to change the dr stone mrm ecosystem forever
#its the smug way that xeno introduces stanley as 'ex military' like yes he used to work for the state but now he works for ME#Listen to my problems#like tsukasen is already so popular if theyre gonna introduce another hot guy x silly guy couple AND theyre adults AND theyre evil#itll be fucking game over. actually maybe not. since theyre adults. they only wanna do dj of kids#and the current stanxeno doujins all have a very specific mature bl vibe that tsukasen struggles to match#and its so fucking funny when he immediately cracks an inside joke because he doesnt like stanleys smoking habit but hes literally the one#making the cigarettes for him like he just fucking loves him its so funny. and then when we see stan actually doing his job he complains#that xeno likes overloading him with equipment because he wants him to be at his best#and near the end he... he SHYLY hands him a pack of chewable tobacco like 'here since you cant smoke in space' <- HUH#like thinking of his nicotine addiction is already crazy enough but SHYLY looking away and handing them to him ? what was that ? why#did he get nervous ? is he gay ?#im not even talking about the face grab scene because stanley was literally about to make out with him if senku wasnt standing right there#this isnt fanfic like he reached out in canon and grabbed xenos chin and forcibly tilted his head up to look into his eyes#and it wasnt for a contrived plot reason he just did that because he wanted to. and it was never explained#like senku staring at ryusuis ass can be explained away because he just likes guys but stanley doing that was so actively and aggressively#homosexual behaviour i cant stress how much he just randomly did that#and the focus on his lips in the previous panels before that part. also pretty funny#his lips that were so beautiful that everybody thought he wore lipstick but no theyre just a perfect shade of deep red
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sorry queen but a cheater is a cheater is a cheater and that's not a label i easily let go of
#obviously extenuating circumstances#but i don't mean i was traumatized and repressing my feelings blah blah staying with the safe choice#so u were an asshole.#so u obviously don't care enough about the person ur dating to stop for a second and actually think about the consequences of ur actions#and the fact that she didn't even acknowledge what she did#and just happily ended up with her man and her ex APOLOGIZED?#pick up ur head king ur crown is falling#and yes this is a major reason why i refuse to even support ronance#like it's my personal opinion and i'm not stopping people from shipping who they like#but i also want to get my thoughts out there scream into the void or whatever#as a lesbian from a small town i'll tell u i would certainly not date a girl who cheated on my best friend#so don't pull that argument on me#it just feels evil to me#like can't steve have ONE thing like ONE person in his corner#why make him constantly apologize and have to give way when he's done like. nothing wrong#first of all he was reclaiming queer duh#and he was right to be pissed#i get that it's two attractive girls and one is canonically gay#but ur reaching
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BACK TO ONE PIECE LETSGOOOOO
#nami put luffy in a cage.... dont let sanji see that.... again nami demonstrating how she is the strongest ever.....#why is franky the boat akshaksjskqjqk ROBIN NEARLY 1000 MILLION YEAAAAAHHHHH#sanji exploded </3 rip the smoking got to him..... luffys snapshot in the cage beaten up akdhsksjsk#jinbes theme is a banger.... buggy lmaoo chacho means president??? that is so funny... CHACHOOOO!!! also buggy owning croc money... banger#these two divas sitting cross legged on the couch bullying buggy.... ajhdkajsa buggys bounty akdhsksjsks#this whole episode was so funny lmao buggy....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1086#luffy wanted yamato to join the crew omg....... i mean of course but he was maaaad.... i kew yamato was a nakama for sure#marco telling luffy ace would be proud of him and smiling.... didnt that happen before and he got sad??? development#SERAPHIM?? THE NEW PACIFISTAS?? why tf does she look like hancock??? OMG MARGARET!!! FUCKING BLACKBEARD??? IN AMAZON LILY???#baby angel mihawk too??? what is this.... KILL BLACKBEARD YES!!!! THROW HIM INTO THE SEA!!! LET THE SEA RECLAIM HIM!!!#so pretty sure what garp was talking about were the seraphim pacifistas..... just keep making things worse old man sure#koby is gay confirmed see.... helmeppo got got... the downsides of being bisexual...#BLACKBEARD GOT HER!!! GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER!!!!#episode 1087#hancock lying on rayleighs legs omg... those are her parents ALSO SHAKKY EX KUJA CAPTAIN AND EX EX EMPERESS??? RAYLEIGH?????#why does amazon lily have a giant portrait of luffy on the palace facade akdhaksjaka i mean i DO know why.....#who tf is wang zhi and what did koby do.... and blackbeard is NASTY!!!! RAYLEIGH GET HIM!!! this reminds me of shanks in marineford... a lo#koby kidnapped by blackbeard?? omg kuma....... he is alright.... why the cherry blossom petals in between them ajdjsksjwk#see how sabo is alive.... but why does koala have blue eyes and orange hair now.... luffy having a crisis#i was thinking is carobou om that fucking barrel and YES why us brook crying akdhsk what do you know#zoro using luffy's words against him.... but i dont think ace is a good example of this.... zoro and sanji fighting about who is on top....#luffy asking robin for news.... BUT ROBIN I WANT TO KNOW!!!! omg this ending???? WHAT DID LUFFY SAY???? that was beautiful.............#he said he wants to give everyone freedom i know it... and he needs to be pirate king for that.... he knew since he was a child.....#omg....... the one piece is freedom for everyone and for some reason roger couldnt do it he wanted his son to do it.....#back on my theories grind....#episode 1088#LUFFY!!!! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!
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Okay actually I love I'm not sorry for loving you
#Epic the musical#vengeance saga#I'm not sorry for loving you#I feel like epic did a pretty good job showing Calypso#Yah she's an isolated immature all powerful being#Yes she's a victim of being imprisoned her whole life#Yes she also did horrific things to odysseus in her excitement about not being alone anymore#Yes she's so omg I get to take care of him!!! Manipulative personality type#Yes I am using her and this song to project my own real life issues of breaking up with a maniputive people pleaser#Wait hold on that sentence implies awful things my ex and I weren't even remotely intimate besides kissing#Though thinking about it she'd probably be pushy in that way too gross so glad I broke up with her#Anyway she's just also keeps sending me things like sorry my love inst enough for you and other typical bullshit#So I'm enjoying the projection#Anyway love the song a lot and there have been some gorgeous anamatics
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People find out about shit I’ve put up with in the past and are like “how did you not punch this person omg” and I just need to explain one thing to you about me. I can store up things indefinitely if I have to. I am capable of rational thought in even the most insane of circumstances and if I decide it’ll be infinitely more satisfying to get back at someone at a later date when I’m more coherent than to yell at them now, by God I’ll do it
#this post brought to you by my stepdad asking ‘how did you not rip him [friend’s ex] a new one’#because i knew it wouldn’t have done any good. i knew she’d have sided with him over me and i wanted a front row seat to his downfall#and now; 4 and a half years later; i’m about to have it. it’s called playing the long game#back in 2020 he was playing checkers and i was fucking terraforming the earth okay#i have the level of self control and patience you only see in people who have been masking their entire life#and also spent their teenage years repressing homosexuality#(yes i did do both of those things)#it’s also the fact i have a tendency to stutter and cry when i get in arguments and i hate it because it ALWAYS leads to me losing no matter#how good my points were#not to be all ‘i have a long fuse but it’s attached to dynamite blah blah blah’ but i mean.#so instead of arguing back i just store up whatever the person did so i can do something psychotic to them later#is it toxic? probably. do i care? no#my dad was also a master of this. if anyone cares#i just think why get in a fistfight when i could help someone sue you#a black eye lasts what? a week? legal costs take a fucking long time and a lot of work to pay off. just saying#don’t piss off people with good memories who treat holding a grudge more seriously than their actual job#personal
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okay so i am once again in a bit of a pickle due to the fact that i never learn from my mistakes :)
#there's this guy at work that i kind of fancy right?#not the guy from a couple of years ago this is another one and tbh i like him way more like we really vibe#and a couple of months ago we kind of started flirting as a joke? like at first it wasn't even flirting we just paid each other compliments#but it. kind of got out of hand? like now we're DEFINITELY flirting and we hug every time we see each other and so on#and like today he kind of asked me out?? like he asked when we're gonna go out and i generically said whenever he wants so uhhh#i bought some time but also i basically said yes OOPS#like ive been thinking i need to chill and slow this down until i figure it out but then i apparently can't stop running my fucking mouthhhh#the thing is. before the summer i did this whole thing to kind of reconnect w my ex#and things seemed to kind of work even though we didn't get together and also she's gonna be out of town for at least another year#but it's not like i have any certainty that when she comes back we're gonna get back together or anything#it's just. she's the love of my life and half the time i think there's no point in dating other people#and then the other half i think i really need to get over it#but the thing is i really care about this guy. i don't want to end up hurting him at all which is probably gonna happen if i keep doing this#I ALWAYS DO THISSSSSS#I ALWAYS JOKINGLY FLIRT W PEOPLE AND THEN IT GETS REAL AND IM OH SHIT NVM DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT
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just chilling when I suddenly remember that time I caught my ex peddling MY experience of being groomed by a 35 yr old woman when I was 18 when he self-reportedly only spoke to her once or twice and when I confronted him he said that it was just my BPD somehow making me remember things wrong and he never apologized bc he didnt want his followers to realize that he was a liar
#and when i say he was peddling my story i mean WORD FOR WORD DETAIL FOR DETAIL. even shit she did/said to me that i only confided in him abt#such as her constant lovebombing me/sending me money/getting me to vent to her#and he himself as said. hardly spoke to her#and i KNOW he didnt speak to her since shed often bring it up to me like 'i wish your bf talked to me more so i could be like his mom too!'#im so mad remembering it#also yes it is the one and the same ex i had a breakdown over just a couple weeks ago lol#vinny rambles#cw grooming#scopophobia#gif#cw ableism
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#the thing is. you should believe survivors#also my ex after we broke up tried to go to half of our mutual friend and tell them horrifying stories of abuse he was dealing with#it wasn't even planned smearing campain (I don't think it's his style). he was truly hurt. some things really di happened. some even#happened the way he told it. and some were blowed to 'I went to work with bruises every day' (he was grabbed by hand by other partner once#and had bruises because he was so white-skinned he bruised like from touch)#or how I forced him to live with other man that hated him and turned his life to hell (he forgot to mention that it was my disabled brother#he flew away from our abusive mother as soon as he turned 18 and I gave him shelter. after asking partners to consider this seriously#because it's big commitment. I also stated several times that I'm willing to move out with him if it's unpleasant. also this 'living hell'#was him ignoring my partner completely after he yelled on him several times because as he said he didn't ran away from home#to suffer yelling again)#so yeah. it didn't work that time because my friend actually know everything from me long before my ex came to them#they nodded politely and never talked to him again#but it lingers. and it majes me look really critically at any call out or accusation.#person could be really hurt. really harmed even. and still there could be biases or misunderstanding or any human messiness#it sounds like girl had a horrifying experience. it also looks like she kept illusion of being fully on board and loving it.#was it believably? or he just didn't care#did he pick her because she was young and inexperienced? or because she told him she's interested in bdsm?#did he tried to help her when she was in bad place? or was he calculatingly buying her silence?#was he creepy or was he awkward?#honestly I don't know even... what kind of proofs you can get there#like we have her statement. we have objective thing — texts and vids. we can have Gaiman own statement#so what if he will repeat what stated in messages: it was consensual she literally wrote what she want me to do etc#believe survivors. what if everything she told is true too. but also what in messages are true too#what if she was scared and hurt and also told him yes and more and please master. because people are complicated#would he accused of not reading her mind? would there be charges on not checking enough. HOW WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT#like it's all is ne genuinely trying to understand what's next and how it could be wrapped at all#for the record: even if it was absolutely 💯 consensual and girl like completely lying about everything etc#he's still clearly fucked up and things were messy for a lot of reasons. it's bad!#but there's difference between 'it was rape or coercion' and 'it was poorly planned affair and he should've be more considerate of partners#feelings'. and in any way. hope that girl gets help
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Sometimes I imagine Haley and Will bonding over hating their spouses jobs.
#criminal minds#''oh boo I hate when my FBI agent spouse has to go be an FBI agent''#should've... probably... idk considered that before getting married... y'know like how Will asked if JJ wanted to break up and she said YES#hmm Haley & Will could've been a fun friendship#could've added some spice to their characters#maybe then Will and Haley wouldn't be Just There for me#as The Guy JJ Forced To Be Her Dirty Little Secret For A Year Like OMG Get Some Self Respect My Dude#& Hotch's Pretty Ex-Wife Who Hates His Job & Good On You Divorcing Him Because You Hate It So Much Like WOO Also Sorry You Got Offed#like oh my god she literally said she wanted to break up it could've just been over then & there because she realized she's actually in lov#with Spence and that adorable scene where lil Henry decided to dress as his favorite profiler for Halloween could've been ''I'm YOU dad'' I#seriously why did the writers Do That and make it weird like eww#wait#oh oops#Tag Rants With Mitchie
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christmas eve retail highlights:
- people complaining about popular holiday items being sold out, including 5 min past close..
- creepy regular giving roses to all the women employees (which he does every year)
- a woman literally trying to shove her way into the store after we’d closed
- management calling the police to remove someone who’d been banned a week or so ago after she’d harassed multiple cashiers and other customers
- me having to bite my tongue when a customer said “i’m so glad you’re open today!” because i did not want to be there, i was exhausted, in pain from terrible cramps, and grumpy as hell
#i crossed creepy guy later after he was done handing out roses#and he asked me if i had got one#if i thought quicker i shoulda said yes but i was tired and said no#and he goes ‘i’ve got more i’ll go grab one for you’#immediately i’m like no that’s okay!#and i hop back on my register to ring someone else up 🙃#apparently he kept calling my name after that but i literally couldn’t hear him#he makes me so uncomfortable ugh i literally avoid any and all contact as much as possible#also yeah watching an old woman try to push her way past my ex navy coworker to get into the store after we were closed was kinda funny#like what did she think was gonna happen?#i was exhausted and in pain but it was better still than yesterday#and now i’m freeeeee for three whole days 😍😍😍#madeleine parle#retail life
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Fanfiction so bad I hope the writer dies
#I KNOW I act like any fic where my fav ain't the most beloved being in the universe or a poor meow meow is horrible but trust me on this one#It has to be a spite fic that the author refused to tag as such there's no other explanatin#I didn't comment just block and mute the author. First time I did that. But they deserved a hate comment from me I totally should've.#Like I'm so sorry but if you still get jealous of your ex and think it's OK to be all over him knowing he still wants to fuck you again like#Break up with your boyfriend? Also why is the boyfriend written as the one who has to accept everything and excuse everything?#How is his best friend wrong for being mad that boy 1 is still all physical with his ex saying “oh it's because we besties”#He was asking you all not even a month ago get a fucking grip#I want to punch the author and the characters like…#Yes it's a jasico fic obviously is there's no other fandom with so few fics I'd subject myself to this bullshit#The way it frames the boyfriend as if if he god mad he'd be in the wrong??? In what fucking reality???
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I LOVE LEAVING WEIRD AND UNSETTLING COMMENTS ON INSTAGRAM POSTS‼️💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️
#saw a video of someone talking about an encounter with a weird kid in school#so i left a comment taking about one of the weird kids i went to school with and i started with an already weird tldr of something he did#when we were in middle school and then i said 'anyways he tried to murder our friend last year'#and now i get a bunch of messages just saying 'WHAT' 'HUH' 'ARE YOU SERIOUS'#yes i am serious that guy was always a fucked up creep and even my ex bsf let his shit slide when she literally dated him and he spent the#whole time trying to coerce her into sex#i also beat his ass like twice he deserved that shit#anyways the way he tried to kill our friend was by getting into a fist fight with him and when he escaped he barricaded himself in his room#with his ex gf and then the crazy mf pushed the fridge in front of his bedroom door and when they tried to escape he'd pepper spray them#while screa that he was a god and how dare he do anything he didn't like#i dont even remember what started it#actually now that i think about it#this incident was 2020 covid years blend
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i love blaming issues on me being hot and sexy jokingly bc of self esteem issues when in fact the issue in question is bc of being hot and sexy also i hate when shopping trips take longer bc of random men 💔💔💔
#personal#went to the liquor store to pick up a wine for my mom#in a hannibal sweater and sweats#go to the aisle i vaugely remember it in get stopped by an associate#he tells me about a promo then is like you look like an ex#and i’m like huh#and so he’s like oh yeah you know that ex you have that looks super put together got married has kids the one that got away type#anyway so we go on that and im like oh thanks! exchange names bc i’m polite and don’t know anyway so he’s trying to help me find this wine#takes me through a few sections tries looking it up on his phone is like oof we don’t have this no wait we do#good bc i have to leave if not#still can’t find it and im pretty sure it’s in that section i was in but i didn’t know a polite way to be like im good lmao but takes me to#the computer it does not#load whole time im there and lines long so anyway after a few minutes im like i’ll give him two more tries before saying thank you but im#okay looking it doesn’t load i say thank you but im pretty sure it’s where i started and he’s like okay let’s go#tony baby we don’t need to look together it’s okay but go back and it’s literally one aisle from where i started and he’s like aha knew i’d#find it tony baby why did we do this.#like okay i get staring or anything else if i’m out in public in a mini skirt and platforms or like#any weird or cute outfit comes with the territory not my first rodeo#so yeah no i don’t like it but at least when i’m wearing that it’s like oh okay#but cmon this experience was so much longer than it needed to be also who’s line is u look like an ex yes bc we had to go through this#whole thing while i’m so sleepy and was so close to my original goal just to start with#i remember after explaining that foot dude in walmart and my process of keeping an eye of people around me 24/7#gg was like yeah i never do that cause i can go in places get what i need and leave without being stopped think about that everyday#he was polite and nice it was just a bit annoying when i’m sleepy and i was so close to begin with
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At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)
I am so normal about these old dorks.
I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.
I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.
Oh, and a little bonus comic:
Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)
Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:
Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)
Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃
In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)
Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\
#fanart#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#the book of bill#comics#i can't believe gravity falls and billford keep on trending almost three full months after the book of bill's release#this is incredible#maybe i will add more tags later idk#i have to go to WORK now blehhhhhh#oh right: Do Not Repost (good luck anyway lol. this is So Many images and all of them are Big XD)
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