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Olivia’s fully grown yet her ears are the only things making her taller than a paper towel roll 😭
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#I knew she was small#but when she sat next to the paper towel holder I nearly cried#also please don't judge me for allowing her to play with plastic bags#she fucking loves them more than anything#don't ask me why idk#I let her listen to one Katy Perry song#and she’s made it her entire personality ever since
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Insignia of Avan Endorsed Drama: Between Ma'am or Merle, who do you think is Popp should end up with.
#there is no other option#this is about choosing SPECIFICALLY between these two#also remember to make like a backstreet boy and “tell me why~”#I'm making like katy perry and changing my mind like I change my clothes#...with greater frequency even#dragon quest#the adventure of dai#dai no daibouken#popp#ma'am#merle#polls#daidai
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the first episode of rupaul 17 was pretty good, but why is everyone crying and pissing their pants over katy perry?
#katy got more screentime than gaga did its crazy#but maybe the episodes were only 45 minutes back then lol#also why is no addressing the elephant in the room which is that joella's talent show was bad and 2/4 looks we've seen so far have been bad#joella is definitely the runt of the litter and they're hyping her up for what? KATY PERRY????#rpdr 17
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what sort of music first comes to mind when someone says pop + how old are you?
#this is so vague but i suddenly realised something#bc i was thinking about the origins of Popular Music in like the 40s and 50s and how the sound of that is entirely different to modern pop#but then it's such a weird genre bc it is just. what's popular. like it has no defining sound#it's just a mixture of whatever genre's are popular#e.g. in the 2000s there was a lot of guitar bc like pop punk emo and indie were big then#whereas in the 90s i feel it had more r&b and soul kind of influences#obviously not all of it but i guess just bc those were big genres in those decades#wait not Soul soul for the 90s but ykwim like. very Vocals kind of music. if that makes sense. idek#anyway. but yeah so it's a genre that doesn't really describe it's sound#so when a song you've never heard gets called pop surely nothing should come to mind? bc pop could be anything#but then i realised i do have a thing in my head of what ''pop'' sounds like#and it's like a kesha katy perry one direction type of sound. bc i grew up in the late 00s/early 10s. so of course that's what it is#but i bet if i ask my parents what pop sounds like to them it'd be different#and that is so fascinating to me idk why. music evolution autism mode has been fully activated#so if you read this hello thank you and also please lmk what you think pop sounds like + your age or generation or whatever#ramble
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I GENUINELY wish I understood the appeal of Taylor Swift I really really do. many of my friends do. but it's just. I don't think a single one of her songs has ever landed above 'ok' or 'nostalgically cheesy' for me and every time I think that I feel so incredibly like I'm trying to be snobby but I'm not? it's not about not liking pop or not liking the cool thing I love pop I love cheese I just also like music that has some...I guess energy and danceability or specific and meaningful rage and I have found nothing to hook into in anything she's made. Antihero nearly works for me. Blank Space works conceptually but not in practise. but other than that the last thing she made that did anything for me even as a throwaway pop song was. god it actually might be We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together or 22 which at least are catchy but I can't say ever made it to my playlists.
I want to get it, I genuinely do. I have listened to most of her releases at least once because I keep thinking if I try hard enough something will open up for me but nah however hard I try it's just extremely mid. like yes that certainly is music. I can immediately recognise it as Taylor Swift, it's not like it's utterly generic, but it absolutely just registers to me as background music. I want so much to understand what it is about her that makes her the biggest person in music for like 15 years now.
(I could say the same about Beyoncé who if anything lands worse for me. Break My Soul owns, but other than that I have landed everything I've heard of hers since like 2008 firmly in the Do Not Relisten pile it just lands like a ton of loose sand for me. and this is not mentioning the actual crime against music that was Jolene bc I don't think that worked for most people tbf. and again it's not that I don't like pop or r&b or rap cause that's like. between those genres about a third of the music I listen to. but her work is just so unengaging to me personally and I don't know why and I wish I got it)
#red said#~oh you just don't like things that are popular~ i LIKE liking things that are popular!#i like lizzo! i love lil nas x! i think billie eilish is amazing! i think I'm too old for olivia rodrigo but i get the appeal!#i think with taylor and possibly also beyonce though there's like a level of calculated pose that makes their music feel like work#like it doesn't. to me. feel like it connects because it feels like a product put together as a marketing persona#and not in a fun way like Katy Perry used to but like. Taylor Swift's music is extremely thought through. even the missteps.#and musically it feels really uninteresting and emotionally it feels like the IDEA of emotional relatability not any kind of insight#it's very middle of the road to me. even when it's taking risks it's not taking risks.#and tbf if i was gonna guess at why she's as popular as she is I'd say it's that. it's sustainable and marketable and well planned.#like Montero was a fucking phenomenal album because it was incredibly honest and creative. but tbh has Lil Nas X had the same impact since?#no not really bc he put EVERYTHING into that album and now tbh he's putting out new music that's fine but not earthshattering#whereas Taylor definitely knows how to market herself and how to change her brand incrementally without having to get more vulnerable#but like. her whole thing is kind of as a confessional singer songwriter vibe. which needs vulnerability and messiness#and to me it always sounds very very managed and very defensive and that is. flat.
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i love that no matter what absolute bullshit Kesha has to go through she always comes back with absolute heaters
love that her first actual independent song is doing really well, because man joyride is such a fun song
#this is also a Katy Perry callout post because her knew dog shit song with dr Luke blows ass#also why are you working with him
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California girls are unforgettable.
California drivers make you fucking life flash before your eyes.
#california#driving#katy perry#im californian#california usa#i have nearly gotten into 3 severe accidents this week because of other drivers making really poor choices#like crossing over 4 lanes while going over 80 and trying to cut through less than a car space between me and the car in the lane next to me#if i hadnt noticed and hit my brakes they'd have hit me.#also a semi truck that decided to shift lanes on a y. from the other side of the y. no indicator or nothing#jut the fucking hope that i would notice and give him space because hes bigger as he floors it in front of me.#i hate driving here#why is it 90% of my job
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okay so i wish someone cooler had released chained to the rhythm
#maybe its bc it lowkey flopped so it didnt have a chance to be overplayed#but i also think there's smth in the chord progression of the chorus it's got a bit of dancehall sauce#also why the fuck was katy perry dropping a song in which skip marley says “time is ticking for the empire” okay comrade#i have complex and nuanced thoughts about music all music pop music dance music#i just wish i wasnt bored of most music right nowwwww#i wish i was a dj#txt#its a mid song but has sleeper danceability
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If anyone knows any lesbian love songs that arent by girl in red, clairo, Adrianne Lenker, Leith Ross, Hayley Kiyoko, King Princess or Frances Forever please send an ask ^^
#also i kissed a girl by katy perry does NOT count#disclaimer these artists being here doesnt mean their music is bad it just means fhat when i search#‘lesbian songs’ these are rhe only songs fhat pop up again and again and agajn#also. why am j asking? its bc i have a big fat crush once more
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is katy perry canadian?
She has a whole song about being from California.
🦇 Battie
#i like how this is phrased like somehow this got sent to my inbox instead of a google search#also why ask me of all people katy perry's nationality#ask tag
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When I was a wee little child I really liked to sing, and for a short period there was a specific song that i would sing all the time and for reasons I didn't understand my mom would always gently discourage me from singing that specific song around others, although that didn't stop me. On one memorable occasion my moms old friend was visiting and I decided to sing it to her and I didn't get what she found so funny and why she also tried to discourage me singing that song in public.
It was only years later that I would realize the implications of singing "I wanna see your peacock cock cock, your peacock cock cock".
#childhood stories#i was so innocent back then#the song was peacock by katy perry#my mom really tried her best to gently tell me that the song was inappropriate without actually telling me the song was inappropriate#but little probably autistic me didn't get it#and also because i am me if i'm not given a reason why i shouldn't do something i just won't listen#like even if my mom straight up told me the song was inappropriate unless she explained how it's inappropriate i wouldn't have listened#i was probably around like 8 or so when this happened#just imagine an 8 year old singing i wanna see your peacock cock cock over and over again
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What is with people acting so weird about the cannibalism? You mention to a friend one time about how the Bon Apateite video changed something in you. And now their saying "that explains SO much-" and "this needs to go in the document"
Apparently they are creating a document to put this into? What document!!!?
#canibalism#but in the respectful way#i swear#i blame#Katy Perry's Bon Appetite Music Video#freinds#why do i do this to myself#what document#why document#but also#explains what#!!!#idk if im insulted or not#should i?
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I watched the mv for Woman’s World by Katy Perry. Sound-wise, it’s a bop. Fun summer vibes.
Lyrics-wise and visuals-wise, it would’ve been a bop 10 years ago, but it just comes across as shallow now. Yes, we know girls can do anything guys can do. Yes, we have heard all of the buzzwords in this song several times before, often as marketing catchphrases. If you wanna release a song with a message, actually do it. You can’t just #girlboss your way through this.
#katy perry#woman’s world#also Google the producer of the song to see why this seems sus#I mean the song isn’t awful it’s just bland
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Whenever I think about how much dental work costs it literally sends me into an anxiety attack like I hate society lmao
#I still think about how the dentist I went to when I cracked my tooth said they had like a discount available to get $100 off a root canal#the root canal is two grand your hundred dollars means absolutely nothing to me L O L#I am still sitting here with a cracked tooth bth#and I’m sure the rest of the teeth in my mouth are in horrid condition internally#I also think about all the celebrities I’ve heard in interviews talk about how they couldn’t get good dental work til they were rich#like that one interview with Katy Perry where she’s saying she didn’t go to the dentist growing up and basically needed all new teeth once#she had the money to go and pay for them#and the interviewer is like ‘why didn’t you go to the dentist as a kid’ and Katy’s like ‘we were poor…’#had I simply been a child star I would not be in this position currently!
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Experienced karaoke two times and now I love the world again
#shout out to the two separate gay people that sang i kissed a girl by katy perry in two different spots..... i love you girl#also how everyone turned up for the spanish songs and the french people picked the worst songs ever to sing#booooooo tomato tomato#there were two usamericans that sang drunk in love???? and they didn't know the rap.... why....#anyways two girls sang gasolina right after as a closer..... that was a moment#the guy that put on the songs and managed everything was pissing himself bc they were PERFORMING (and also kinda blowing up the mics)#anyways shoutout to the beautiful tall long brown haired big brown eyed man that i crossed glances w/ on the train... i love you forever...#talking tag#shoutout to the old irish pub i guess too.... why is it everywhere....
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Aquamarine. Gold. Lavender.Colors of summer... Astro Observations
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Your 9th house rules your gandchildren! 9th house is 5th from 5th so your kids' kids.
Also, if you are any of your parent's first kid look at their 11th house to get a glimpse at how they will perceive your fs. (11th house is 7th from 5th, so your first kid's spouse)
^^these are derivative astrology methods so you gotta use whole sign system
The scorpion actually represents the underdeveloped/young version of Scorpio while the developed version of Scorpio is represented by the eagle which to me is analogous to the phoenix. That's why you see an eagle representing Scorpio in the The World card (cause this card signifies fulfillment or completion in tarot)
I think the song 'Part of Me' by Katy Perry really illustrates developed Scorpio energy. Is not resentful or vengeful but rather transformative and empowering, you can't end their spirit just like you can't end a phoenix. Underdeveloped Scorpio energy allows pain, trauma and resentment to ultimately k!ll their soul which turns into self-destruction, think how scorpion's stinger actually points at them (and fun fact: scorpions can actually k!ll themselves when they feel cornered)
Being "different" or an "outcast" is not an Aquarius trait, it's a Leo trait. Leo is all about being yourself, being unique, the one and only and main character energy. Aquarius rules inclusivity, equality, social cohesion, FRIENDSHIP (aka people who get you) and public validation, that's why it is a strong fame indicator. Aquarius energy is relatable to others, its new and fresh, Leo it not relatable because it is unique, it shines among the crowd and burns just like the Sun. Aquarius can be unique too but the main difference is Leos feel ultimately they only have themselves while Aquarius will always have people.
Leos are meant to experience feeling "different" or outcasted because they need to learn to accept and express themselves no matter what, that's why it rules bravery and courage. They often either feel alone in their "greatness" or feel like nobody accepts their real self. Either way its more common for them than for Aquarius to experience loneliness and rejection just like the sun can't never have anything come too close to it
Aquarius does not rule uniqueness per se it rules innovation, authenticity and detachment from the ego. Aquarians that try hard to be different and separated from "most" people are underdeveloped because they're still attached to their ego and this is the n1 thing that kills their innovative potential. Aquarius doesn't do things to validate the self like Leo, it generates ideas on how humanity can better express itself and develop, that's why it rules over technology, science and activism and that's why they're known to be trend setters. Air signs are all about finding common ground, aquarians are not meant to be different from communities or groups but rather find new and authentic new ways to represent them (hence the inclusivity).
All the Gemini Venus I've met were very loyal in their relationships idk what you guys are talking about. They are the golden retriever person that is head over heals obsessed with their partner. It's not easy to get them to commit cus they need someone who has that perfect blend between goofy and mysterious, too much of either bores them quickly. They love in a playful and child-like way so I see how they can be flighty and non-commital sometimes but if they're genuinely intrigued by you oh boy they'll be ALL over you in every way pretty consistently
Harsh aspects (esp square) between Mercury-Mercury in synastry are a no-go when it comes to compatibility. The two people can get along well and like each other if the rest of the synastry supports it but they likely have NOTHING in common. Efforts to try and find shared interests or ideas might be misunderstood or feel forced because there's none 😭. Even if you do have shared ideas or interests, you will have vastly different ways of looking at them because the way in which you both think/communicate always clash so you never really see eye to eye. You can get away with having unharmonious connections between venus or mars in synastry but mercury? Nah.
When it comes to predictions specially, you need to have AT LEAST three indicators for an energy to stick. For example, having just one planet at 29º doesn't mean you're gonna be famous, you need to have at least three fame indicators to even consider fame in chart. Also, I can't stress this enough, you REALLY shouldn't need to dig too hard to find the indicators, they're usually evident and fit into the context of the chart, meaning there are no other things contradicting or neutralizing said energy.
Even though we often look at 7th house for marriage, you are most likely to consider marrying and settling down with people who have their placements in your 4th house and/or 10th house, or you just see them as marriage potential in general. 4th house creates a sense of home, security and familiarity while 10th house synastry points to shared goals, seeing a future together, etc. That's how you'll feel tho, to see if that would happen you gotta check composite chart
If you have fire in your big 3 I just know you love being unhinged and a little wild once you get comfortable
Natives with Venus-Chiron aspects tend to have... questionable taste in lovers or get in relationships that are not so promising (forbidden love, etc). Their love life is always a struggle, they feel like they can't find someone that truly loves them and when they do it's always "complicated". With hard aspects they tend to date people who blatantly suck (abusers, psychos, players, etc). With easy aspects this can happen too but I've noticed they are more prone to attracting people who are alright however deep down are very troubled and/or unavailable individuals so the native tends to be the one to heal or sooth their lover.
Scorpio Mars can have sadistic tendencies... It obviously does NOT have to go that far for everyone, in fact most of them are pretty tame but this placement really gets off on the reactions of others I've noticed. Their n1 superpower is catching you off guard and poking at you psychologically. They know exactly what strings to pull and are very aware of how anything they do or say can trigger and affect others. This can manifest as smart and punchy humor, teasing... or really toxic behaviors. Oh and you do NOT wanna see them genuinely angry 😶 If you have this placement im gonna kindly ask you to please use your powers for good 😭💀
Females with Libra placements could have experienced being 'the other woman' I've seen this a lotttt. Either that or they constantly attract situatioships. They have a tendency to not be taken seriously by the opposite sex, only being seen as a trophy or a pretty face kinda vibe. Unless they also have Cancer energy
Which is interesting to see cause even though Libra rules marriage, the kind of women who are mostly perceived as marriage material by men are Cancer placements not Libra. If you think about it, it makes sense tho cause cancer rules family and motherhood
Water venus people have a very approachable and understanding aura. Very diplomatic and tactful, they'll effortlessly make you feel comfortable around them. Equally accepting of others both in public and in privet, but you'll automatically lose them if you make them feel invaded
Fire venus motto is "it's impossible to impress me.... but let's see you try😏". They purposefully market themselves as hard to get cause they want to see what you got. Will constantly crave interactions with some fun and friction
Earth venus are a lot more harsh, they haven't even talked to you yet but somehow have already decided you didn't make the cut 🥱 Silent observers, they'll have a mental spread sheet of what they like and don't like about you
With air venus you don't want to come off too strong otherwise you'll activate their fight or flight response 🏃♀️ You'll never know where you stand with them but if you wanna get closer you need to keep it playful and give them space
Virgo Sun/Mars/ASC like to help others but they do it in such way that is also indirectly self-serving to themselves. Virgos are sidereal Leos, they secretly want recognition for their modesty and want their actions and efforts to ultimately shine back on them
Underdeveloped Pisces Moons are selfish and out of touch. I’ve noticed this placement is painted in a way too innocent light but they can have a nasty shadow too. They will not accept anything that does not conform to their delusional expectations about life and when things don't go their way they’ll isolate in melancholy and victimize themselves using the ‘misunderstood’ card. They can have a really twisted perception of reality, confusing the lines between right and wrong to accommodate their own narrative. Think Thanos from MCU, that character is a perfect example of underdeveloped Pisces Moon fr!! They tend to be very aloof and weaponize their empathy to appear innocent . Can use the “I can understand the world but the world doesn’t understand me” mentality to justify everything they do without ever feeling bad about it.
Another Return that brings a lot of karmic lessons aside from Saturn Return is your North Node return which happens every 18 years (Ages 18, 36, 54, etc)
Gemini risings have a fabricated or fragmented personality. They're often attracted to things like astrology, personality stuff, psychology, etc because it helps them make sense of themselves through abstract concepts. They also tent to define themselves through imitation or comparison like "I do that too", etc. It's very easy for them to convince themselves they're something they're not (gemini rules lies and deception), that's why they're often good actors (Pisces 10th house). They come across as very air-headed cause who they present themselves to be is based on who they THINK and SAY they are vs. how that translates in reality
Based on my life experience and also the responses in astro/observation posts, I've observed Scorpio placements respond relatively well to criticism. Not saying they don't care, but they can handle being villainized quite well because when developed they can have a really healthy acceptance of their shadow side and toxic traits. They also don't mind being misunderstood cause that means people can't pry on their business
CANCER, Libra, Leo and Virgo placements on the other hand are the most sensitive to criticism.... They can't handle not being seen as "the good one" all the time
Most Pisces suns I've met gave off huge xNTJ vibes for some reason like very deep thinkers, silent, sarcastic with a low-key threatening and unapproachable aura. Also VERY elusive and protective their personal stuff, they embodied the "mysterious" Scorpio stereotype fr.
However Pisces sun+pisces venus combo gives much softer vibe, more quiet and doormat-like, you'd think they're high 24/7.
The other bunch of Pisces suns Ive met had a very bubbly and dramatic personality. Can be emotional in a really performative way
Libra Mars people are SMOOOOOTH. Not only with their words but also their mannerisms, how they move and do things in general. You'll never see them triggered or stressed, they make everything look so effortless
The Pluto in Scorpio generation (millennials mostly) were the ones who started this mental health awareness wave. All this concern with anxiety, depression, mental and personality disorders was started by them. They’re the ones who started putting focus on the deeper effects of the dark psychology (Scorpio).
All the people that have scared me and traumatized me deeply for life had planets in my 12th house with no 8th house synastry in sight whatsoever…
>>> In my experience 8th house synastry is only intense in the moment but eventually you get over it fast once you stop entertaining the person/situation. It might be hard to let it go tho cause the connection is intense and this person will leave a lasting impression, but once it’s done that person is forever dead to you. 12th house synastry on the other hand is giving "I fight with you in my sleep", 12th house feels harmless at first but it deals with themes of sorrow and shame. It lingers and haunts you fr. Let’s remember that Saturn, the planet of permanece and lessons, finds its joy in the 12th house…
8th house venus/juno is NOT a sugar baby indicator imo. As per my observation, it is actually the 8th house native that ends up making a lot of money and their spouse/partner benefits from the native's income and success. I swear every person I've seen with these placements had "we could hang out in my yacht if you want😉" as their main flirting technique LMAO. Their own power (8th house) is their main source of seduction and attraction (Venus/Juno)
I believe 2nd house Venus/Juno is more indicative of sugar baby energy. They want that spoiled good life with little effort even if that means being financially dependent on someone else or using family's money
In contrast I've noticed 8th house placements are not really like that, they have a HEAVY entrepreneurial spirit. Super ambitious individuals
With that being said, be careful if your have natal 8th house placements (specially Venus, Moon, Juno, 7th house ruler), cause the people you bond with WILL benefit from YOUR income and success. That's why these natives are prone to experiencing betrayal, cause if you surround yourself with the wrong people they'll take what they want from you or cause chaos in your life and then leave, so use your intuition!!
With 2nd house energy you are good at keeping your resources and income safe, but this means they can lose value if you don't use or invest them eventually just like food goes bad if it just sits in the fridge. With 8th house energy you are prone to loss, debt, loans and other financial risks where you either lose it all or gain lots and lots of money, the all or nothing nature of plutonic energy.
I bet any virgo placement can relate to being a little bit of mess but something I’ve seen in particular with Virgo risings is they are surprisingly sloppy?? You really wouldn't in a million years think so given how they always end up presenting good results but once you know them deeply you notice they often miss out on important details in the process or get so caught up with short-term things that they miss the big picture. Either way, they often look like they got it all together but they constantly improvise a lot more that what it looks like in the surface
Aquarius Mars is a placement I've seen A LOT in celebrities, specially well-liked ones. They attract people to them just by existing, they don't even have to try too hard
I’ve noticed a lot of critically acclaimed actors have air moons
Sagittarius Part of Fortune have a vibrant and fun spirit, you can’t never kill their vibes but they can tend to be immature. It’s like they’re completely oblivious to anything serious
Libras are people pleasers due to a hidden inferiority complex (sidereal virgo)
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