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mithliya · 1 year ago
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masculinity doesn't always mean man sure but masculinity does remind everyone of men. its associated with men. it means rape and violence and war and domination and enslavement. why should i as a lesbian be turned on by masculinity? it seems like a bisexual preference.
you’re stupid tbh there’s no way around it
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relaxxattack · 1 year ago
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Hi its the anon who came up with the aggressively long quadrant wear thingy
I heckin LOVE the idea of just danger revealing like???? Omg?? Thats so great???? Ur calling me big brain (which- ngl made me so fucking happy)
But also!! I had idea for like dumb bullshit you could pull with these ideas because of that one person with the bug spray and bells (i see u)
Matesprit fit(tm)but its like a transforming dress, though instead of being super pretty its just
Pretty black dress w symbol==> crop top/miniskirt with hearts
But that, every single time they see their flush crush. Everytime
Like "hey whats u- wheres youre clothes at."
Pitch wear with an AGRESSIVE amount of spikes. Like too many. Like. bro. Wtf.
Mfs wearing spike masks
Or mfs in their pitch crush's LEAST favorite colors, patterns etc, so its like super tacky and god does their pitch crush fucking hate it
Or, on the flipside, super pretty black fancy outfits with fucking weaponry just. Out there. Black dress holding a rifle, black tux and sword, black minidress and brass knuckles, the works! Makes sure everything is VERY visible
Ashen wear which is just being a stereotypical soccer mom, and carrying snack, bug spray, napkins, bandaids, a spray bottle to spray the people ur ashen for
God just imagine it, someone in all grey sweat pants and sweater spraying two rabid trolls with a water bottle like theyre cats
Beautiful.
Anyways ramble two over BYEEEEEE (ur stuff is still awesome btw and im gonna be completely honest i havent stimmed that hard sense u added onto my ideas i am. Sobbing /vvvpos)
awwww these are really great anon, thank you
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dav3katz · 3 years ago
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Gamzee x Troll!reader headcanons?
Gamzee relationship hcs
- well, if you’re a low blood (or even midblood) you’ve hit the fuckin jackpot, he’ll let you wear anythin of his
- the guy talks to you a lot ! When he isn’t completely spaced out that is, but even then he still texts you regardless lol
- it would really suck if you’re long distance tbh for him . He’d really wanna see you :o(
- he’s just clingy . Cant blame him . Goat dad doesn’t give him enough love
- he’s constantly talking nonsense to you tbh
- but he appreciates you listening regardless
- totally just chills out with you, eatin that sopor slime, watchin tv
- and doin some “mAkInG oUt :o)”
- speaking of makin out he loves kissin your face !
- or just kissing in general . He’s good at it too
- all for pda on top of that, like y’all just make out in front of everyone (if ur comfy)
- it’s a meme at this point
- (you would return the favor with kissin his face… but… his … makeup…
- but seriously the guy is really chill to date (when he isn’t sober anyways)
- but even in his sober state he wouldn’t hurt you, but is overly protective and possessive :o(
- likes his hair being played with! Big messy hair
- loves cuddling, but typically has his chin on your head because of his horns
- likes playin with your hands
- and before datin he’s pretty honest about his feelings n probably flirts with you
- pls make him like… clean up . Pls. He is kinda stinky and his hive smells like weed and pie mixed together . Weed pie .
- while this motherfucker isn’t crazy about being overly feminine, he does like the idea of you doing his nails and lipstick and shit
- tavros hangs with y’all a lot :o)
- he just loves you so much, and wants you to know that, even if he starts talking absolute nonsense afterwards
- but you are his miracle
- prank wars? Why not . It’s fun
- and bonus points if he can make you laugh because of it because your laugh is a miracle
- your relationship with karkat is rocky at first, to say the least. He worries about his moirail, hes not gonna trust you right off the bat? He’s just kinda like that when it comes to gamzee and dating .
- but now it’s like … cool .. he likes you .. especially since he doesn’t feel the need to check up on gamzee so much since gamzee has you
- very flirty . Like all the time? Always flirting straight up like he’d be very charming if the shit he said wasn’t so ridiculous or dumb as shit
- and like his flirting is kinda gross sometimes . It’s gamzee what do you expect
- lazy bf . As you’d expect . However!! He’s all for you taking him wherever !
- but a bit on sober gamzee I guess ; if you’re willing to date a murderer that killed his friends he’d be really happy honk
- as stated before he’d never hurt you, very protective and possessive . But also? Trusts karkat and a few others . And the only person that can get through to him is you (and karkat too ofc)
- you’ll have to deal with the honking . Sorry
- talks about you a lot to karkat and it’s like
- “OKAY I GET IT GAMZEE YOU LIKE YOUR MATESPRIT SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
- likes watching movies with you, love the idea of him loving romcoms and that being the reason him and karkat started becoming “friends” lol
- you guys are the meme where the girl is literally on top of the other girl while doing her makeup
- “yAsS” “gamzee please”
- when you sleep together and holds your hand throughout the night, even when you try to let go because your hands get all sweaty
- speaking of he’s kinda cold? He’s a highblood so duh, but he gets warm pretty easily, especially since he clings to ya so much and warms up
- (the reason he warms up easily is bc u make him happy and purple in the face)
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gwoongi · 5 years ago
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(abandoned) it’s late, just stay
john wick / reader genre: sugar daddy au rating: general, mature themes words: 2.4k warnings: sugar daddy relationship, slight john wick 2 spoilers i guess a/n: this 1 is for me. i wrote her in a heat,,,she’s literally not finished. but im adding her to my online portfolio 4 the memories. Also fyi the profile was made before i indulged in seeking arrangements and as a sugar baby i know that ur not allowed to mention 90% of brooklynbaby’s bio in ur bio but who cares man this is fiction and im making it up
At that, she tossed her head back with a laugh and leant forward. “And since when are sugar babies a relationship status?”
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Sometimes, John doesn’t really know how he gets himself into awkward situations.
The first few occasions, he figured it was merely a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. While, actually, this always worked out in his favour, John began to notice that it was more frequent that he ended up at a bar with some people he didn’t really know, or being invited to a baby shower as the date of a woman he had never even met before. Granted, John enjoyed company whenever he could get it, and whenever it avoided conflict; however socialism has never been his strongest asset. No, he simply prefers silent gestures or glances across rooms, ‘eye conversations’ where he says hello and nothing else for the remainder of the evening.
“You just need to loosen up a bit,” is what Addy had told him, whilst slipping him a glass of straight Bourbon. It had been a relatively quiet evening in the Continental, and just when John thought he could have five minutes of peace and quiet, Addy has slipped in his line of sight. “You know, go out. Make new friends.”
“You’re my friend,” John replied. He made no room to elaborate on that statement, swallowing the contents of the drink and pushing it back to her with a short nod. She sighed and rolled her eyes, doing her job.
“No, you know what you really need?” He didn’t answer, glancing at her through his hair as she filled his drink and rested her weight on her elbows. Instantly, John didn’t like the feeling in his stomach when Addy raised her eyebrows suggestively, tugging on her bottom lip with newfound excitement: “I think you need to get laid.” 
And when John scoffed with humour, she tried again, “and not like, laid as in you have a one night stand. No- hear me out, John! You should invest in a sugar baby. You know, someone you can spend time with when you’re not doing the dirty work for everybody else. It’s fun, and frisky, and also means you can start spending some of the millions you have stashed somewhere not being used.”
She tutted like a scolding mother, “Selfish boy.” Addy then smiled, “Maybe instead of retirement, what you really need is something to help you unwind.”
John scoffed, gulping back the Bourbon. “I’m married.”
At that, she tossed her head back with a laugh and leant forward. “And since when are sugar babies a relationship status?”
That’s really all the thinking he had done on the subject of John- John fucking Wick- investing in a sugar baby. He simply took it in stride, almost complimented by the assumption that he was attractive and rich enough to have someone leaning on him for money and sex, and stored it away for future thought when he was lost and drunk. John never actually considered the possibility of “putting his bills to good use” until fucking Santino D’Antonio decided to light a bonfire inside his house. Having lost virtually everything related to Helen, he found himself back at the Continental, back to listening to Addy sympathetically give her condolences and five seconds later, introducing him to Seeking Arrangements.
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John doesn’t know why he’s doing this, staring at the laptop screen that smiles at him. For circumstances, Addy had loaned him her laptop for the evening he spends at the Continental, and he’s too busy browsing the elaborately made profiles that he barely registers the fact that he is still wearing his suit. He pulls at the cuffs of his blazer and is midway through taking it off when he stumbles across a profile- one of which is oddly amusing- titled brooklynbaby. He racks his mind for the reference but can’t seem to place it.
“A sugar baby suggests that I sleep with them, and as I said,” John had mentioned back in the bar, “I’m married.”
Addy had grabbed his hands and groaned, “Look- you might surprise yourself. And, I’m not suggesting that you throw your wife away for somebody new. I’m just saying you need to...make use of yourself. Honestly, you’re too sexy to be stored away like this. Most sugar babies are dumb and unobservant, they won’t even know who you are.”
brooklynbaby makes an adorably hilarious first impression, and John is hesitant to browse her profile. If he wanted to “make use of himself” by investing all of his personal time into somebody who in truth wanted him for his dick and his bank balance, then it needed to be somebody at least near to his wavelength. Somebody who was smart, but clueless at the same time, and somebody who was the complete opposite of Helen. The last thing he needed on top of a handful of a baby was the guilt of moving on. But still, even when he pinned her tab and returned to scrolling through the profiles, John realised that most sugar babies were simply trolls hidden behind pretty pictures, or girls who wanted money for pleasure and not for need.
He went back to brooklynbaby. Three times. Three times, before he pinched the bridge of his nose, muttering a quiet, “Oh, fuck it,” and favoriting her account, and pressing to send a message.
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Even online, John was never great with words. He typed, and backspaced, and typed again, trying to come up with something interesting to make up for the bland profile he made around thirty minutes ago.
From: johnwick So. You like dogs?
If Addy were here, she would have slapped him.
Almost immediately after it sends, John lets out a frustrated noise and tears his gaze away from the screen. Dating just wasn’t like how it was when he met Helen. Why did everything have to be so complicated, and mysterious, and why the hell does he even have to waste his money on somebody when he could be saving this money to eventually, whenever the day comes, retire? John wrestles with the dilemma of deleting the whole account when a notification bell rings through the laptop speakers.
From: brooklynbaby yes, I love dogs!!! :D (typing) do you have a dog?
John breathes a sigh of relief.
From: johnwick Yes. I do.
From: brooklynbaby oh, great. :) (typing)
John’s leg begins to bounce quickly, the table wavering with the glass on top, like an earthquake. Suddenly, brooklynbaby stops typing and John stills. Why did she stop? Did he do something wrong? Honestly, women are so hard to please nowadays.
From: brooklynbaby want to be my sugar daddy?
Never mind.
From: johnwick I would.
From: brooklynbaby cool
Neither him or brooklynbaby says anything for a few moments, and John doesn’t notice. After-all, he is still a working man, busy with life and revenge and trying to stay alive for more than three seconds. When he goes back to the laptop and sees no reply, he frowns.
From: johnwick I am sorry. I really don’t know what I’m doing. What am I supposed to say?
He makes a mental reminder to have words with Addy later.
From: brooklynbaby /(*u*)/ you’re cute we could make dinner reservations and talk over terms if you’d like!!! i say reservations because they’re fancy and if anything goes wrong, we can pretend we’re… business partners? discussing business?
Without even really realising, John finds himself laughing shortly, settling back into the chair. All of this feels weird, as in typing to a stranger he’s planning to spend his money on and occasionally fuck. John quickly revisits her profile and spends four minutes analysing her profile picture. If this is her, then she’s really very beautiful. A steal.
From: johnwick When are you free for dinner?
From: brooklynbaby hmm well i’m dogsitting tomorrow, but i can be free for the day after!!!! is that okay ^_^
From: johnwick That would be fine. [Address] at 7pm, does that work for you?
brooklynbaby pauses.
From: brooklynbaby omg am i gonna have to dress fancy?
From: johnwick Don’t feel pressured. I only own black.
From: brooklynbaby well….guess i’ll bring out like one of my old uni party dresses :( but you have to promise not to judge me!!!
John laughs again. At some point during the evening, he ends up with a planned dinner reservation at one of the most expensive restaurants in Brooklyn, and he’s also 2 grand poorer thanks to the generous donation in brooklynbaby’s bank account for a nice evening outfit.
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When John returns the laptop to Addy the following morning, he was admittedly expecting the rant that followed. She had glared at the laptop being handed back over the bar and refused to serve him until he came up with a reasonably valid excuse as to why he wasn’t putting himself out there for a bit of company. John had blinked with an unimpressed look and drummed his fingers.
“I have dinner reservations with someone tomorrow at 7pm. Also- can I have a drink?”
But of course, with work being as tedious as ever and with his whole day being completely ruined by a blood stained shirt and poor room service for the first time in his many years of frequenting the Continental, John didn’t amuse himself with brooklynbaby until he logged onto the site on his phone, and saw that she had messaged thrice during the day. He almost felt guilty, until he saw a string of numbers at the end of the last message. He deemed it less necessary to read her above messages and instead went right to texting.
brooklynbaby ok. so should i just ask for mr john wick when i get to this restaurant??? sorry for so many texts im just kinda nervous
me Yes. I booked under my name and I will be waiting for you when you arrive. Why are you nervous? Didn’t you ask me to be here?
brooklynbaby well if we’re going to be technical then YOU asked me to dinner first :P and im nervous because i have nooo idea who you are send a picture?
John sank into bed.
me Maybe I like the element of surprise.
brooklynbaby seems a lil unfair that you get to see me but i dont get to see you :( ive seen ur dog before you thats saying something
me You could have used any image. If we’re going to be technical, I don’t even know your name, or if that is really you in the image.
John really hadn’t been expecting a full blown nude image at 4:15pm in the afternoon, but he will admit that it was nevertheless what he needed to break some steam. He had arrived at the restaurant twenty minutes earlier than expected, but that’s okay, Mr Wick. Right this way! Now that he was sitting here, at an empty table overlooking Brooklyn and the lights, with an already ordered bottle of wine, John could understand and relate to the first date nerves. He hadn’t felt this way in a long time. Not since-
brooklynbaby uhhh im kind of here like ten minutes early should i wait outside for you :3
He laughs, mostly to himself.
me I’m already up here. I ordered a rosé, is that alright?
brooklynbaby YES IM RUNNING
And, surprising himself also, John had clammed up and reached for his glass. Thankfully, the owner of this restaurant knew John by face and order, because, after-all, this had been his go-to with Helen. These days, he doesn’t have time to go out to new places and eat new things, and so had panicked, and picked a place with sentimental value, and a history of good food. He gulped back his glass of Bourbon and waited until the door at the other side of the room opened meekly, and he tried to appear vacant as the waiter led a woman across the room and towards him.
“Your date, Mr Wick.”
He left curtly and brooklynbaby followed his body as he left, her feet firmly glued to the floor as her head looked back over her shoulder. John took this as an opportunity to look at her body, covered in a beautiful dress he felt proud of paying for. Finally, brooklynbaby looked towards him and paused, observing him and his clearly surprising appearance. John then remembered the gash on his cheekbone and the way he probably looked very off-putting with an unshaven face and long hair, but brooklynbaby smiled softly and raised her brows, beating him to helping her in her chair as she quickly sat down and looked at his glass.
“How did you know I liked beards?”
John didn’t say anything for a moment. “I didn’t.”
brooklynbaby rolled her eyes with a grin. “Of course you didn’t.” She looked up, then, properly taking in his face. John did the same, looking at every feature present and coming to the quick conclusion that yes, she was definitely the woman in the pictures, and yes, she was one of the most gorgeous humans he had ever seen on planet Earth since Helen herself.
“You’re not what I expected,” she said honestly. “But, more than my expectations. I don’t believe I’ve really introduced myself- I’m Y/N. Y/N L/N.”
He tried it out in his head. Y/N. Y/N L.N, Y/N L/N, Y/N Wick-
“John,” he replied and she sniggered and rested her chin in her palms.
“You’re seriously so handsome,” she complimented. “Are you sure you’re not married, or something?”
Her gaze panned to his hands where she noticed the wedding band, and for a moment, she hesitated. John wasn’t ashamed of the ring, nor embarrassed to be seen wearing it. He toyed with it on his finger, looking at her from across the table. “It’s complicated.”
Y/N nodded meekly. “I see.” She cleared her throat, “divorce? Planned divorce? Affair?”
“No, I’m widowed,” he tried out a joke, but she only looked more uncomfortable. Her mouth gaped and she fumbled for words.
“Oh, John, I’m really sorry- no, really, I’m so sorry,” she stumbled, and John watched her carefully across the table. “God, how fucking insensitive. Sorry, I guess that just. Wow, that never really crossed my mind. That sucks, I’m sorry.”
“It’s in the past,” John said, finding finality in that sentence. “I’m trying to move on from it.”
Y/N nodded sympathetically. “No, yeah, wow, I get it. Completely. I...hope I live up to great expectations, then?”
John smiled and looked past her, noticing the waiter rounding the corner with the bottle of rose. “You’re getting there, Miss L/N.”
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misterbitches · 4 years ago
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i think what bugs me the most about people being lazy and not wanting to read or pushing a narrative of something you didn't say or do onto you, then saying something about the method of delivery, and then getting their hackles raised at anything that pushes back (i do this too. like many times i overreact because i didnt read something right, or i don't think that maybe i don't need to be heard, or i take on a more combative tone even if someone agrees. so i need to de-escalate for myself as well and be aware....) esp on the basis of length and some grammar and syntax issues—not necessarily the content itself—is that i like....edit for a living.
i have a dumb BA and i have my MFA. i copy-edit on the side as a side-job and i am good at it. i am a literal video editor, a script editor, a scriptwriter, and artist. so like not only did i "train" in that, i have experience, and like.... im good at it. but that's my WORK like that's LITERALLY MY CAREER so when im on the internet i'm not trying to write a fucking thesis that's so intense and edited. i do that for my career and it's effort. this is me time, leisure time, im not being judged or graded and i don't need to put my whole back into something that is largely inconsequential. i'm typing from the top of the fucking dome and that's it man like there's a diff between a thing that takes me 5m to write and something i have to edit a trillion times on top of my learning disabilities and adhd. which isnt a fucking death sentence. adhd helps me be more creative, my LDs are what lead me to art, i'm intelligent and talented even if i hate myself and it's painful. idk how many times i can say this you know. someone said to me once "you're obviously not a native eng speaker" and fucking obviously i am but that wasnt the issue it was saying i can't construct sentences or whatever when im literally just stream of consciousness and it is just so invalidating. i dont like saying it but it's literally people calling you stupid for something you're not trying to heavily regulate because you ARE ALWAYS SELF-REGULATING.
honestly i get shocked at my typos or ways i word things if i re-read them but in my brain it just comes out that way. it doesnt always make sense either idk i try and say it. but i dont want to call it ableist it's just weird. fucking weird and it feels soooooo fucking bad bc i already know lmao im sorry man sometimes commas look like periods and i think im typing in the right tense or the right word but im not idk what to tell ya. u can edit it for me if u want
yesterday i couldnt focus at all like i was watching history (surprise) and had to keep rewinding because my brain started to trail off and i would stare at this box. or ill be thinking about something else the whole time. then i get anxious and try and concentrate and i cant. it's a lot of adrenaline buddy and our brains are like rubber or whatever ok im built different ;-;
other things adhd makes fun:
- when you receive your THC and it takes you hours to use it because your brain is trailing off. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE TO WAIT FOR UR BRAIN TO STOP PROCRASTINATING TO HAVE FUN? dumbest thing ever esp since ppl w impulse issues <3 drugs cos we r sad every1 thinks we r STUPID
- when u literally just stare at the same page for like 10m. when it takes u all fucking day to watch 5 minutes of a stupid BL bc ur brain is like THIS THEN THIS THEN THIS THEN THIS AND WHAT IS THAT? THEN THIS THEN THIS THEN THIS esp for me as a FILMMAKEURRRR AN ARTISTE A PRETENTIOUS BITCH i cant turn it the fuck off
- WITHOUT INSURANCE MY MEDS ARE 400 DOLLARS SO IF YOU GIVE ME THAT MONEY, I WILL LISTEN TO YOU
this is something i've talked abotu a lot and ppl who know me know that i really struggle with this. maybe that's why i turned to art i dont know but i think there is a gap between people who are willing to read and people who just aren't and then dont bother. but i feel like you should sort of take the time to maybe understand a person may have diff communication styles. like i can understand people or try my best if they dont have a great grasp on english. we know what the fuck communication is. there's this one troll i know of who literally just types nonsense because he doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a dick, and he's not a native eng speaker. that's a time where i'm like i literally cannot with this person because i dont think he even tries lmao. i just ignore him bc he says dumb shit now so maybe if someone thinks that of me they should just move it righgt along ithink im just going to start being a dick and calling eveyrone ableist and start acting like the ~*~*~*snowflake~**~~*~* they dont like bc bitch if im sad we all sad now
i also find it IRONIC when non black ppl comment on a flow or whatever since u all love to use our words wrong bitch back off if u cant say nigga i take 0 writing advice from u
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all this is to say i know it's not cos of my adhd and learning disorders since i can do my jobs efficiently. i think that......people are just upset when u critique something that has nothing to do with them as a person but they tied their identity to it so now we all have to suffer im sorry that you...idk don't care about the world? who knows, what do you want? lol
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survivorbehemoth · 4 years ago
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Episode 15: "congrats daisy for winning season 7 of celestial: behemoth!” - Jules
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congrats daisy for winning season 7 of celestial: behemoth!
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JIOFEOJIFEWOJIWOJI THAT SOUNDS SO BITTER BUT DYLAN SIR U HANDED HER THE GAME! HANDED IT TO HER! GOD! and its what she deserves!
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anyways. let it be known this was NOT MY FAULT.
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let the record show, before last night's tribal, I SAID SOMETHING WAS NOT SITTING RIGHT WITH MY SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!! AND???? what happened. look what happened.
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still practicing my slide puzzles WJIJIEFIJWJIFIFWJEJWIEEJWIF
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OH MY GOD I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME!!!
this final 4 is absolutely amazing and i literally love all of them so much, but that just makes things 10x worse. i think that playing my idol on daisy was a huge risk and the fact that it is now a final 2 makes things a bit more interesting. my ideal plan was to have daisy in the final 4 with me so that i wouldnt be the next target, but now that she won immunity it just didnt work out how i intended at all!!
voting out jules and szymon is purely going to come down to which one of them will sway my way and it's going to hurt to send one of them to jury no matter what, but i just feel like i came all this way and not making top 3 would just suck so badly. so yeah, this sucks. i hate that no matter what i do im going to be upsetting people and hurting feelings but... i guess that's just the game! at this point im not even sure if i can win against daisy but it seems like she will take me, it just depends on whether or not i stay loyal to her if i win FIC or if i take whoever is with me in final 3.
much to think about, BUT I JUST CANT BELIEVE I MADE IT THIS FAR !!!!
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Jules is voted out 3-1. She becomes the 8th member of our jury.
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Szymon is voted out by Daisy. He becomes the final member of our jury.
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idk thought this would be cute to include my voting log and stuff hehe <3 https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RiA0RUWX4TRpqBTgRzLJJ3fHu2jBqZ-bCJozFd3HcRs/edit?usp=sharing
Jules: https://youtu.be/6zKeJuOJKeY 
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someone (zach) asked me to rank the jurors from nicest to meanest...so here we go. ily all <3 <3
1. seamus (this will def come as a surprise, but seamus was the most levelheaded and nice one on the jury. he really never made a bitter comment even though he had every right to, especially at me/daisy/dylan and really anyone who was in after him except chips. like. he was the only person to reach out in pms after and it was immediate, he really comforted me and i really admire men who can have like good relationship w/ women that are platonic??? i know he's been like terrible in the past and i did call him on some stuff in hydravivor and ill be the FIRST to admit that i called him a crackhead on a daily basis but i think he's grown a lot!!!!!! idk. i think he's also the MOST self aware!!!! im a seamus stan, what about it?)
2. brandan (while brandan was kinda irrelevant game wise this season -- but not in our hearts -- he was very objective and a peacemaker. he had good reason to be MIA too so the fact that he got as far as he did means to me that he did form some strong social connections. and he did!!! with me, i think w/ conor, so idk, he had a role like i did in the game imo. i really liked him and he really brought a fresh perspective on things!!!)
3. szymon (he's only not ranked higher bc he's pissed off rob and he stands his ground a lot more outwardly than the first two, at least in the jury chat. also he's not had as much time as a juror. but even then, i think szymon is not a bad guy like some of the ppl make him out to be. like, idk, i think he made a mistake on a game level and he even admitted it and idk he's a legend. truly. im so glad to have met him and i think he was a really nice juror to have around while he was ACTUALLY around bc he stood up for me/daisy the way seamus did)
4. lovelis (lovelis makes some pointed comments but.....he's not dumb at all and so i don't think he's been bitter. also his pointed comments have been funny and mostly radiating the energy of the other Bitter Jurors so idk. i really like him on a personal level as well and have for a while so idk. i dont KNOW KNOW him but he's never been the type to make harsh comments without them having some merit to them. so i kinda trust his judgement even though he wasnt in the game long/an early merge boot. idk i think he's open minded enough and he's also someone who admits when he's done a Lil Too Much but he's really lovely. just competitive.)
5. chips (i dont think chips is MEAN per se, in fact, i dont think he has a mean bone in his body on a personal level. like WFIJFJIFWE I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO SAY IT HES SO FUCKING NICE!!!!!!! but thats why it's so funny to see him in games bc he's a lil lying, a lil backstabby and sometimes he's a lil passive aggressive. but its not undeserved. its also a pisces thing WEFJIEIEJWEFJIWEF i think what i saw in the jury house was sometimes chips going along w/ things, but i dont know, i really do not know much about chips game and ill probs ask him more afterwards?? but idk he was REALLY nice to me tho so FWIJFWEWFIFW i just dont trust him in games.......i dont know whats on his mind half of the time......)
I WANNA SAY FOR THE NEXT 3 MEN THEYRE HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY THEIR FIRE SIGN PLACEMENTS SO while i know some of them do hold resentment, its a lot easier to deal with and work with and with all 3 of them we've talked it out with/are going to talk it out. only #8 has been the MOST stubborn but idk imma let him do his thing & try not to pass too much judgement u know cause i dont need to waste my braincells on that
6. conor (knowing conor's astrological placements makes this make sense to me. but i wanna say that i think he's the type of leo to like be upfront, get it out, vent, and be fine? which is why i respect him a lot and i think we do have a mutual respect for each other. some of the comments he made were kinda rude tho and him fake liking astrology for social game was SO UGLY TO ME!!!! like i'll clown him for it for as long as i know him now cause....JOKE'S ON HIM!!!!!!! WJOEFWEOWEFO but that was kinda mean but def conor's come around and seen the light / has also reached out to me to talk. he's also admitted he left a mean speech in sbbb9 and regretted it so i think he might just shoot off at the mouth a bit. but BETTER THE DEVIL U KNOW THAN THE ONE U DONT and i appreciate the transparency NOW as opposed to the fakeness of him saying he liked astrology for social game. THIS IS A HILL I WILL DIE ON!!!!! im a fan of leos tho and he's a leo moon like me. so. i think we'll be fine. )
7. rob (i actually really REALLY like rob on a personal level but i really do not know if i could play another game with him, at least survivor, id be open to playing bb. i think ill say that the best thing about rob is that he's also apologized, was one of the first to when i confronted them all, me and him have a good personal relationship tbh!! but some of the game comments he made were p harsh and he's definitely a lil bitter but again, he's admitted it, i think while he's more up front -- i dont think i ever wanna be on his bad side in a game. EVER!!! cause we didnt even have any loyalty to each other in the game but he was SO harsh on my game like it was wild bc i dont think id ever be that harsh to ANY OF THEM ABOUT THEIR GAMES LIKE THAT???? anyways. its fine bc again he's apologized and he's owned it but PHEW he got a lil bit of a sharp tongue. really eloquent tho!!!!!!!!!!! love hearing him speak)
8. gage (last but least the southern belle himself................this man an aries and i dont know his other signs but him being an aries man is enough. they POP OFF!!!!!! a lot of times there's some truth to it, sure, but sometimes they just be popping off and FOR WHAT!!!!! i do understand gage's frustrations though but even he apologized for being too mean in HIS FUTURE FUCKING CONFESSIONALSSSSSSSS TO MEEEEEE so. idk. he's got an issue with letting things go in games and miss annajane calls him on a lot of BS and it does NOT seem to really knock him down but. gage is really wht u see is what u get, doesnt really own his faults but at least u kinda know where ur at w/ him. but he's still probs the meanest one in there but i do understand from a game level why he was so fucked up about it, especially after hearing FTC. its just that. i understand his position. BUT HE NEEDS TO TAKE A XANAX SOMETIMES I S2G GAGE I WILL GIVE YOU ONE!!! girl it is NOT that serious!!!!!!)
also forgot to mention that i admitted to gage that chris from s1 was NOT actually my brother and his jaw was on the floor <3 I GOT TO DO ONE TROLL THING RIGHT!!!!!! rip me/seamus' showmance serious!!!!!!)
okay just to add onto my last confessional -- the songs i think represent me best from this playlist game wise are: - perfect for you - punchin' bag - stayin' alive - flip - femme fatale/future nostalgia (for the girls alliance that never was....rip but also me/daisy at merge vibes) - X - the shortchange - TAKE ME AS I AM!!!!! THAT SONG IS THE ONE THATS BECOME MY SONG!!!! for this game especially!!!!! - over yet (the lyrics literally speak for themselves) - tough on myself (sorry for stealing ur song vincent) - seven devils - villains pt. 1 (i dont think i was a villain but i did stuff in this game that i usually dont and would consider villainous for myself FEWIWFEJIFEW i was in my feelings!) - passion & pain taste the same when i'm weak (me coming into the jury house and realizing they'd all snatched my wig w/ the edges and the glue.....i DID cry to this song for at least 2 hours! yes i did! WIFJWJIWEIJE) - tar ('under the stars -- pull yourself from the tar'. at the end of the day, this season was fucking stacked and there wasn't one person who was a bad player at all. at all.stars, if you will. i was under a lot of stars and from all the breakdowns in my game to me actually breaking down -- i GOTTA PULL MYSELF FROM THE TAR!!!! learn!! grow!! be better!!)
TOP 5 (not 'perfect for you'): - punchin' bag - take me as i am - over yet - tough on myself - tar
good for my whole journey imo!! the last 3!!! okay this is my ACTUAL last confessional okay thank u for everything!!! bye!!!
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and here's my personal playlist for the org: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2E8KGCo1SrBgoJIQ9DycfM?si=96PWq-6ERCyisacQr3zPww
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it is literally an hour and a half until the winner reveal and i really just have no idea what's going to happen. like in the back of mind i just have a feeling that im losing bc, yeah you know self-deprecation woo! but yeah idk i think i really gave this game my all and while i dont think i played it flawlessly, i still think i played a strong game i can be proud of :,)
having it be a live final tribal for my first ever like, jury questioning was just--- ugh wild but i actually think it went really well. just based on what people were saying it definitely seemed as if some of the jurors didnt really want to see me and daisy at the end or like, really werent consider voting for me but i think i was definitely able to sway some people who were willing to listen and definitely gave some of the jurors something to think about. so whether or not i win i do think that i had a really great final tribal performance, maybe it was even enough to sway enough people into giving me their vote?? WHO'S TO SAY
anyways this has been such a wild experience and it's surreal to think that it's ending in like, a little over an hour but no matter what happens i can say confidently that i will be able to look back on this season fondly and will be leaving it with my head held high bc I REALLY DID THIS LIKE!!! I REALLY MADE IT TO THE END!! WOW I STILL CANT GET OVER IT HAHAHA!! but yeah bye forever <33
Rob’s Last Video:  https://youtu.be/X3krxxfJ3oo
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Daisy wins in a 7-2 vote!
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xx420pussydestroyerxx · 4 years ago
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Dirk Memories the Third
These r all copy/pasted from vent
Idk I've mentioned but live with Dave post game abt 6 - 12 months, moved out cos being in the honey moon phase w/ ur new bf is no fun when ur brother/brother-in-law lives with you.
KK n Dave never got married. Marriage wasn't something that called to Dave, and while KK thought marriage was romantic n cool n shit, it was a human custome so it didn't hold the same weight to him. It was more a cute trope to him. Additionally, in his mind cos it's a human custom only Dave could propose. SJW KK strikes again.
Nice side track memory but back to main point: once we entered earth C, KK introduced me to Equius, as me in him we best suited to building some of the tech we'd need to get settled. Us two + Jade and Jake were team hardware.
Hmmm I only half finished this draft n I don't remember where I was going with this, n I've talk plenty abt living arrangements so moving on
With Equ n Cali's help, Equ cos SBURB tech is close to troll tech, n Cali's knowledge on the game, we were able to jeryrig a bunch of things to bring people back. Hmmm I'm thinking abt it. And we deffs didn't have Equ n shit when got back. Like people we still dead. I know Roxy worked out how to build something that allowed her to use the life ring to bring all the dead beta n alpha trolls back. The dream bubbles still worked on earth C, so we likely consulted with the Zahhaks n Captors for building the tech we need to bring them back. And preceded to do so.
Also, We refused to let our friends n partners die when we couldn't, so after some more jeryrigging from Roxy, we brought over people's quest beds from their games n people did the die. They were planned n like we tried to make people dying on their bed as least stressful as possible. Karkat requested Dave stabbed him, but Dave so couldn't bring himself to do it. Like Dave had agreed when Kar had asked, and he'd been secretly freaking out in the lead up to doing it. Then when the time came Dave totally flipped out, which stressed Karkat the fuck out. Lots of 'you should have told me U were uncomfortable' pale ass bickering. Eventually Dave realised that if saw KK die it would also freak him out, so he left the room. Then Karkat, practical as ever, was just like 'ugh this was dumb. Dirk stab me and let's get this over with.' 'eye eye captain -stabs b4 he can complain abt the joke-'
Roxy had to be there for all the GT deaths cos she was best at working the tech, I was there with her because that shits stressful n hard to watch, she needed her moirail there. Given it was all trolls we were GTing, everyone understood which is funny to me in hindsight.
Caliborn aggressively went threw phases trying to find himself. Like one month he'd by a bunch of scene shit and sit in the living room with Nep making Kandi and try listening to MSI. Then the next month he'll discover earth C tiktok n try dressing like an eboy for a couple of months. Then he'll discover you know the Russian style where they were like a bunch of Adidas, that. Like he just cycled threw trying a bunch of shit to see what he vibed with. He also just hoard all the shit he would buy in his room. Like, post game all us kids had like practically unlimited money, so I know I at least I let Equ, Hal n Cal (n sometimes Nep if she was around, or Equ would buy things for her) just buy whatever they wanted with my money. But yeah, Cal's room was just one giant pile of shit. He had furniture n like a bed, but he would just sleep on top of his stuff. Like a lil hoarding dragon.
A copypaste from a convo
-holds up my version of Cal- people please let him into ur heart, he's less evil
The alpha kids n Cali: hey we don't have to fight, we can be friends, there is reasons to get along n work together
Cal: oh, hmmm okay -engages with art n fanfiction with both dirk n Cali- -talks abt guns with jake- -engages with Roxy's wizard fics in like a pretty mean way but like Roxy is down to roll with it and it's a very platonic spades dynamic-
Timeline: -is doom-
Cal: FuCKING!!! THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Cal: -does what is necessary to excape his timeline, which I've just remembered now ment betraying n killing his sister to GT, and hopping over to my post game, which ment abandoning his alpha kids n leaving them to die as well-
Look, the act of becoming friends with everyone already dooms the time line, if he stayed they all would have died anyways, in some ways his choice was pretty selfish, but it just b like that
I might actually right a fic where all the parts that Cal could have excepted (mostly Dirk's hand) he does
That be fun (future lollie: i have started it)
And there was still alot of work to be done when he came to our earth C, like he had agreed to play the game with Cali, n I think that's probs abt where the time line got doomed? Once he realised he'd doomed them, he killed Cali as per comic, and continued till he GTed to jump TLs
But he only spent a lil bit of time being not completely evil, so he was still very shitty
Like the only difference between comic!Caliborn, n my doomed!Cal when I first met him is that he would willingly call me a friend, and didn't want to kill his sister
Rose was really fucking good for him, she would not take his crap, but knew all the like shrink shit to help him
Working with Caliborn is just helping an autistic kid who in response to not understanding social ques n other people, just got really angry, mean and violent
Which is 100% what he is
Reason why me n Cal vibe:
We were a pair of isolated autistic kids therefore alot of the time we understood each other's vibez, or just didn't do things that NDs did that pissed us off/made us uncomfortable
Like, Neither me or Cal are gonna ask 'what are U playing?' and actually mean 'can I play?' Like, I saw a post abt that yesterday! Is that a thing?!?!?! Why would U ask that way?!?!?!
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aesthetic-virtuoso-blog · 7 years ago
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gallionicTrickster 1
[08:00:20] -- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] began trolling gallionicTrickster [GT] at 20:00 --
[08:00:27] AV: G4y b+y.
[08:01:00] GT: im not gay your gay
[08:01:04] GT: gayboi
[08:01:36] AV: Nicc C4ge w4tches +<er my g4yness.
[08:04:59] AV: I h4<e s4crificed my s+uld t+ Nicc C4ge.
[08:05:11] AV: *S+ul
[08:06:50] GT: yeah im sure thats gonna work out
[08:07:01] AV: It 4lre4dy h4s.
[08:07:05] GT: did you try making a wish first?
[08:07:47] AV: I wished f+r the w4rm embr4ce +f GGGGGGGGGGGG44444444444YYYYYYYYYYY
[08:08:12] GT: i dont even know what g4y is
[08:08:18] GT: is it like
[08:08:26] GT: a pudding or something?
[08:08:44] AV: Y+u're fucking g4y 4s 4ll hell.
[08:08:45] GT: whatever it is it sounds awful and i do not aprove
[08:08:52] AV: T++ L4TE.
[08:09:08] AV: IT H4S T4KEN +<ER +UR W+RLD.
[08:09:12] GT: oh
[08:09:42] GT: so its like
[08:09:45] AV: 4IDS
[08:09:47] GT: retardation?
[08:09:51] AV: S4ME THING
[08:09:57] GT: wow
[08:10:03] GT: im offended
[08:10:06] GT: im sop not retarded
[08:10:28] AV: Re4lly? F++led me.
[08:10:31] GT: like you and your "gay" as friends
[08:10:47] GT: i type hard and fast
[08:10:52] AV: G4y is the +nly w4y.
[08:10:58] GT: your just in awe of my mad as skillss
[08:11:07] AV: Fuck +ff.
[08:11:24] GT: nothing personnel kid
[08:11:24] AV: Skills 4re f+r pe+ple wh+ c4re.
[08:11:33] GT: yeah
[08:11:35] GT: like you
[08:11:42] GT: you skilled peice of shit
[08:11:51] GT: go be good at art somewhere
[08:11:55] GT: fucking loser
[08:12:13] AV: G+ be g++d 4t sucking dick.
[08:12:31] GT: fuclking gay as peacock peice of ass
[08:12:36] GT: i get lots of dick
[08:12:38] GT: unlike you
[08:12:51] GT: im mad rolling in the bul,ge
[08:12:53] AV: Suck my pe4c+ck bulge.
[08:12:58] GT: i dont even have enough buckets
[08:13:11] AV: They're +nly full +f te4rs.
[08:13:23] GT: sorry kid but im not a rainbow drinker
[08:13:31] GT: that bulge got too many colors
[08:14:20] AV: W+w. Guess y+ur buckets re4lly 4re +nly full +f y+ur te4rs if y+u c4n't st4nd l++king 4t t++ m4ny c+l+rs.
[08:14:33] GT: fuck
[08:14:39] GT: i just got roasted
[08:14:48] AV: Sick f4ires bl4sted.
[08:14:56] AV: *Fires
[08:15:25] GT: im burning alive
[08:15:35] AV: 4n4l 4ss4ssin4ti+n.
[08:15:36] GT: kind of like your entire blood cast
[08:15:42] AV: CHRIST
[08:15:57] GT: yeah that was a low blow
[08:16:03] GT: lower than your blood
[08:17:02] AV: H+ly shit.
[08:17:09] GT: then again im the cerulean thats slumming it with you
[08:17:18] GT: which depending on who you ask
[08:17:26] GT: makes me an even bigger retard
[08:17:50] GT: fucking peasants
[08:18:06] AV: G+ suck 4 big, f4t purple bulge.
[08:18:07] GT: always ruining my classy ass image
[08:18:15] GT: lol no
[08:18:18] AV: E4t n++k.
[08:18:24] GT: clowns are retarded as shit
[08:18:39] AV: Then m4ke it 4n indig+.
[08:18:43] GT: and fishes are way too salty
[08:18:57] GT: indigo think they all that
[08:19:02] GT: they dumb as fuck
[08:19:18] AV: They'll re4lly p+und th4t gr+ss n++k +f y+urs.
[08:19:28] GT: yeah pretty much
[08:19:38] GT: they be pounding my door down for sure
[08:19:44] AV: Cr4ck th4t shit +pen.
[08:19:54] GT: too bad they arnt immune to being lit on fire
[08:19:59] GT: not like your kind
[08:20:02] GT: whos like
[08:20:06] GT: used to it by now
[08:20:16] AV: Shut up.
[08:20:24] GT: your welcome
[08:20:43] AV: Y+u're still g4y 4s 4ll shit.
[08:21:01] GT: you too buddy
[08:21:23] AV: I'm the g4yest +f them 4ll.
[08:21:31] AV: Y+u c4n't e<en c+mp4re.
[08:21:39] AV: I'm like 4 g+d +f g4y.
[08:21:47] AV: Step +ff.
[08:21:53] GT: wow
[08:22:07] GT: im bumbping shoulders with a real celebrity here
[08:22:21] GT: condesce aint got shit on you gay boy
[08:22:48] AV: I'll fuck the c+ndese up.
[08:23:06] GT: lets not get carried away here retard
[08:23:13] GT: she might be super retarded
[08:23:38] GT: but i dont think she'll stand there and let you FANgirl them to death
[08:24:28] AV: M+re like st4b cut them the fuck up with my f4ns.
[08:24:41] AV: St4b cut. Re4l 4rt.
[08:24:51] GT: wow your bulge is soooooo big
[08:25:10] GT: your sduch a big tough snowflake
[08:25:20] GT: just dont get yourself killed idiot
[08:25:49] AV: I'll get myself killed if th4t's wh4t I w4nt t+ d+.
[08:26:01] GT: how dare you
[08:26:09] GT: im offended to the highest caliber
[08:26:19] GT: higher than my blood compared to yours
[08:27:44] AV: W+w. h+w s4d. I h+pe y+u h4<e s+me tissues +r s+me shit.
[08:28:00] GT: yeah i do
[08:28:15] AV: Use them r4ther th4n my sh+ulder, then.
[08:28:16] GT: ive always got tissues within reach of my computer
[08:28:25] AV: gr+ss 4ss.
[08:29:01] GT: i have to make sure all this nook i get doesnt drip on my nice ass highblood pc
[08:29:03] AV: I h+pe y+u dr+wn in jizz.
[08:29:33] AV: Drink th4t n++k juice like 4 g+d d4mn r4inb+w drinker.
[08:29:40] AV: Slut.
[08:30:08] GT: you know me so well
[08:32:16] AV: Suck y+ur +wn Lusus' dick.
[08:32:48] GT: if only i could find them
[08:32:58] GT: that fucker hides all over the place
[08:33:02] GT: sneaky as fuck
[08:33:31] AV: Check in y+ur fre4ky sex dunge+n.
[08:33:37] AV: F4g.
[08:33:58] GT: wow
[08:34:04] GT: i thought we were friends
[08:34:25] GT: you never mention someones sex dungeon all willy nilly like that
[08:35:32] AV: Jegus, d+es it exist? I w4s fucking j+king.
[08:36:57] GT: lol
[08:37:11] GT: if i had a room dedicated to sex iut wouldnt be a dungeon
[08:37:18] GT: itd be a 5 star resort
[08:37:44] AV: N+t t++ gre4t with the BDSM m++d setting th+ugh.
[08:38:40] GT: "and im pretty sure the guy at the front desk was trying to bang my matesprit"
[08:39:21] AV: Wh4t the fuck is this? F4nficti+n qu+tes? I'm 4pp4lled GT.
[08:39:48] GT: fanfictions top notch
[08:39:58] GT: you just dont apreciate REAL art
[08:40:42] AV: The +nly 4rt here is y+ur bl++dy c+rpse.
[08:40:53] GT: aw
[08:40:56] GT: thats sweet of you
[08:41:08] AV: E4t my n++k.
[08:41:16] GT: im pretty enough to be art? :)
[08:41:29] AV: I t4ke it b4ck. Y+u're tr4sh.
[08:41:38] GT: fuck you
[08:41:52] GT: gay retard
[08:43:12] AV: Still better th4n wh4t y+u 4re.
[08:43:23] GT: fair enough
[08:43:27] GT: but if i was trash
[08:43:36] GT: would you throw me out ;)
[08:43:56] AV: Y+u'd g+ right int+ t+ g4rb4ge dump.
[08:44:05] AV: *the
[08:44:26] GT: <> you know just how to make me feel like trash
[08:45:54] AV: I d+n't think th4t f4lls under m+ir4il.
[08:46:12] GT: close enough
[08:48:17] AV: W+w. y+ur qu4dr4nts 4re fucked.
[08:48:35] GT: yeah'good job asshat
[08:48:39] GT: best moirail
[08:50:17] AV: Gr+ss, inhebr4ted qu4dr4nt fucker.
[08:54:03] GT: yup that sounds like a moirail doing a fine ass job'
[08:55:13] AV: Like y+u 4re either. Wh4t kind +f fucked up m+ir4il j+kes 4b+ut y+ur bl++d c+l+r 4nd shit.
[08:55:43] GT: ones that dont actually care bout blood color
[08:55:58] GT: these other fuckers dont even joke
[08:56:03] GT: they lame as hell
[08:56:56] AV: Y+u 4re t++.
[08:57:03] AV: L4me th4t is.
[08:57:12] GT: they just dont understand how retarded this whole caste system is
[08:58:27] AV: Is it m+re ret4rded th4n y+u? 'C4use th4t's pretty h4rd t+ d+.
[08:58:44] GT: yes actually
[08:58:50] GT: i know its really impressive
[08:59:02] GT: how retarded our entire world is
[09:02:49] AV: Well, y+u g+t me there.
[09:02:58] AV: It's 4ll true.
[09:03:09] GT: yeah p[retty much
[09:03:18] AV: Nice.
[09:03:34] AV: Y+u gi<e me c4ncer.
[09:04:32] GT: your welcome
[09:06:26] AV: I'm g+nn4 thr+w up bl++d.
[09:06:32] GT: me too
[09:06:35] AV: 4nd it might be y+urs.
[09:06:39] GT: wanna kill ourselves?
[09:06:43] AV: Ye4h.
[09:06:49] AV: Suicide p4ct, y+.
[09:06:54] GT: suicide pacts arte pretty good bonding mechanisms
[09:07:10] AV: I 4gree wh+le he4rtedly.
[09:07:12] GT: #just moirail things
[09:07:20] AV: <>
[09:07:43] GT: <>
[09:07:43] AV: Such gre4t fucking m+ir4ils, th4t we kill e4ch+ther.
[09:07:56] GT: i feel like extra trash now
[09:07:58] GT: im ready
[09:08:02] GT: wheres my rope
[09:08:54] AV: When y+u l+se h+pe, l++k t+ the r+pe.
[09:09:17] GT: best moirails ever
[09:09:38] AV: Y+u're the tr4shiest m+ir4il in exist4nce.
[09:09:50] GT: you too buddy
[09:10:05] AV: See, we're such gre4t m+ir4ils.
[09:11:14] GT: top notch even
[09:13:41] AV: W+wie z+wie.
[09:15:09] GT: hey do you like to eat at
[09:15:13] GT: olive garden?
[09:17:23] AV: G+d d4mn it. G+ sh+<e S4n4ss' bulge d+wn y+ur thr+4t.
[09:20:42] GT: im trying believe me
[09:23:12] AV: Try h4rder.
[09:31:46] GT: im trying as hard as i can master
[09:31:54] GT: but they are being really gay
[09:32:36] AV: Ye4h, th4t's true.
[09:33:02] GT: now they are bothering you aswell
[09:33:12] AV: They sure 4re.
[09:33:58] GT: i have failed you my master
[09:34:08] GT: i have not obtained lime bulge yet
[09:34:28] AV: M4ybe m4ke 4n +ffering +f s+p+r slime pie.
[09:36:04] GT: sopor didnt work'
[09:36:15] GT: also you wrecked my butthole
[09:36:26] AV: H+w s+/
[09:36:29] AV: *?
[09:36:48] GT: they fucking memed at me
[09:36:58] GT: using your denial of morailship
[09:37:03] GT: im super wrecked
[09:37:15] GT: youve sabotaged the mission'best moirail
[09:38:22] AV: E4t 4s, cum f4ct+ry.
[09:38:39] GT: fair enough
[09:40:48] AV: Just tell them th4t y+u're 4 m4ssi<e f4gg+t with 4 m4ssi<e b+ner +r s+me shit.
[09:41:34] GT: ok i tried that
[09:43:01] AV: 4nd?
[09:43:56] GT: it worked miserabely
[09:45:51] AV: W+nderful. G++d j+b n++k st4in.
[09:52:26] GT: are you proud of me now?
[09:57:29] AV: N+, n+t re4lly.
[09:58:08] GT: thats good
[09:58:19] GT: suicide pact deepened
[09:59:23] AV: Just die 4nre4dy.
[10:00:29] GT: i would
[10:00:45] GT: but im kind of waiting for my moirail to kill themselves first
[10:01:25] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[10:01:26] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[10:01:26] -- gallionicTrickster [GT] changed their mood to DEVIOUS --
[10:16:19] -- aestheticVirtuoso [AV] gave up trolling gallionicTrickster [GT] at 22:16 --
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