#also they had kees there?? i dont think kees is hard.

[vogelmeister]

anyways i saw a video of non dutch people pronouncing dutch names and im proud to announce that two of my characters and one of my coworker's names are there

[dragqueenpentheus]

this. book is mkaing me. huiyghhuh.

[aro-culture-is]

im questioning bc idk whether my lack of desire for romance is bc of aromanticism or from a fear of intimacy, which also makes sense bc of my past. also, i thought ive had crushes on some male friends, but recently i found out that what i consider crush was probably just feeling uncomfortable bc everyone assumes we have feelings for e/o. now im lost on what a crush actually means and think i probably have never had crushes in my life. i want to identify as aro, but im scared that if i turn out to be a het who just have a severe fear of intimacy, it would feel like im infiltrating aro spaces for attention and i dont wanna be that kind of disrespectful person

hi!

i really want to emphasize something here: the aro community welcomes with open arms anyone who thinks they may be aro, even if they later change that identity. Personally, I find it silly to think that somehow, every single person must be completely sure that they are a specific identity and that it will never change.

i'm genderfluid. i don't use sexual orientation labels because no label has felt right, things change, and I don't really care. Fluidity, change, and uncertainty are inherent in my very identity. While it is useful in many ways for the public facing queer community to say 'our identity isn't changeable, stop trying to change us', that isn't a good internal message.

Our identity is the label that helps us most - bringing us comfort, community, understanding, or, even a resting place when our identity is hard to understand. It may not represent all of those at once.

Even if you are not sure that you are aro, you are allowed to use this label. You are allowed to be a questioning aro. You are allowed to be in this space. Talk of 'infiltrating' communities is reserved for an intentional attempt to harm a community and not someone learning about their identity or trying a label out.

If it helps you to see other questioning aros questions and my responses, plus those of the community members following me, my 'am i aro' tag is full of that. I hope this helps!

- mod kee

[kweebtrash]

StreamHearts Timestamp 11:59pm

Title: Fuck It, I Love You

Pairing: Camboy!JohnnyxCamgirlOC (Rem)

Word Count: 3.1k

Genre: Smut/Fluff

Features: established relationship not a perfect sex life, heavy size kink, soft-ish dom johnny, petnames, teasing, fingering, unprotected sex, creampie.

Synopsis:

Though Rem is a smart business woman she hides behind a computer screen all day designing websites for large companies. However, when her day is done she’s still behind a computer screen but now showing the world how hard she can cum. She never wanted to be a camgirl but when financial duties called she took it upon herself to make it. The spotlight (and money) got to her and she expanded to showcasing her nerdy side; livestreams, lewd cosplay photoshoots, let’s plays, subscriptions, review, vlogs, tutorials, you name it. Her streams catches the attention of a fellow cammer, Johnny, who on a whim decided to message her. Both aren’t the sexed up dolls they pretend to be in the online life and instead ease their way into a relationship with not so perfect sex, mistakes, and total confusion.

A/N: This used to be on my Kofi which im closing down and just putting everything up on here. This isnt continuing.

Masterlist     Johnny Only Masterlist

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“I just want to tease the fuck out of you.” The words came out as as sultry whisper poured into my ear. His tongue trailed against the cartilage, leaving the skin heated and wet similar to the junction of my thighs. Johnny had been kissing me for god knows how long. I had become so lost in him; his words, his touch, his entire being beside me. I was helpless and unable to escape the intoxication though I never wanted to. His words, however, put me in a place of submissiveness where i feared his teasing.

“P-please don’t…” I whined as I chased his lips from a kiss he denied me. “Don’t tease me. I’ve been good.”

“Have you?�� His eyes were heavily lidded, pupils dilated with oxytocin and endorphins. The thrill of my eminent destruction only added to the sparks between us yet I was dreading it entirely. “I saw what you were doing in your last stream. You got a bigger dildo, didn’t you?”

My face rushed with color as i averted my gaze. “W-well...i wanted to practice.”

“Practice for who, baby?” He smirked and pushed a few sweat drenched stray hairs away from my face.

“Y-you, of course.” We hadn’t fucked on camera yet. We had come to the consensus not to until we perfected the art of intimacy between us first. Though there was a small problem, or rather a large problem. The first few times Johnny had tried to penetrate me it was futile. The thickness of his head was no match for how small my hole was. No matter how many fingers he could attempt to fit inside me (barely two) to try and stretch me out or how much lube or cum i exerted helped. And so I took it upon myself to cast aside my six and seven inch dildos to try and accommodate for the moment where we would unite.

“Still too much, huh?” He chuckled lowly. I watched as his fingertips barely brushed against my skin as he made a ticklish trail down my stomach to the thin fabric of my panties. They slipped beneath the cotton and i instinctively spread my thighs. His middle finger pushed between my lower lips and circled my entrance languidly. “Why is my perfect princess so tiny?”

“I’m sorry,” I said with a heavy pang of guilt. I had constantly felt like I had ruined moments in our beds because my body wouldnt except him even if my mind and heart were yearning to have him so deep inside me that i could feel him in my stomach.

Johnny pressed a kiss to my forehead and smiled. “Don’t be. I love how fucking tight you are for me.”

I scrunched up my nose and pushed his face away playfully. “Don’t say such things. You make it sound pervy!”

Another chuckle. “I can’t help it sometimes.” He began to move his finger through me, gathering the wetness that had accumulated and spreading it over the most sensitive areas. “You know it turns me on to see how small you are.”

I pressed my lips together in an attempt to hide a mewl. I was lost on what I had wanted to respond with as my brain frizzled. “U-uh, um...I th-think your size kink is s-showing!” My stomach clenched when he dipped his fingertip in, alarming me. He shushed me gently, cooing at me to relax as he placed kisses and nibbles along the column of my neck.

“I got you, baby girl. You know i do.” I wrapped my arms around his torso and pulled him closer together so i could bury my face in his chest. His free arm snaked around me as well, settling on my shoulders as he gauged my reactions to his minuscule thrusts. I bit down on his collarbone as I rushed to rock my hips and let him know that I was able to take more. He pushed into me deeper, curling his finger quickly in an effort to make the sound of my natural lubrication bounce off the bright pink walls of my room. “Did you get all worked up just from me kissing you?”

He was proud of himself. I could always tell in the tonality of his voice. A certain cockiness that anything he did made me wet. It stemmed from the exchange of us watching each other’s streams. I had spent hours consuming video after video of him jerking off, fucking his own ass, and doing other lewd acts that got him tips in seconds. He, on the other hand, told me that he was more captivated by the faces and sounds I made and would prefer to just watch as he fucked me. It sounded silly to say since I had thousands of viewers and I masturbated on camera but I was still a shy person who preferred to metaphorically hide their head in the sand like an ostrich. Johnny intimidated me as many a times my face would be forced towards his and i was commanded to not dare look away. His deep brown eyes would peer into my soul, eating it up like a meal and leaving me an empty husk of a woman once I orgasmed at his hands. “Shut up.” I said through gritted teeth as he halted his vibrant thrusts.

His finger left me and instead disappeared into his mouth. With a slick pop he removed all of my taste from the digit and sighed as he gave me a once over. “Take these off.” He snapped at the band of my panties that he had stripped me down to during our initial makeout session. I hooked my thumbs into the waistband and wiggled them down before flicking them off my foot. Johnny spread my thighs wide, leaving me completely exposed. I went back to hiding in the crook of his neck, hoping he wouldnt notice if i distracted him with some bites. A harsh tap to my clit told me otherwise. I yelped and laid my own defensive slap against his chest. "Jerk!"

"Dont close your legs then." Johnny said sternly. I pouted, puffing out my cheeks as i rolled away from him, my arms across my chest. His large hand grabbed onto my hip and pulled me onto my back again. He didnt particularly like when i protested or became a bit bratty. A submissive princess was where he liked me to be at all times. Though now I wasnt even able to utter a word because he hooked his leg over mine, keeping my thighs separated while one hand grabbed both my wrists and pinned them above my head. His other hand was back to grabbing my face and forcing me to look at him. He'd be damned to hell if he didnt break that habit of mine. "The fuck did i just say?"

I flexed my fingers as i tried (and failed) to release myself from his grasp. "You said…" i looked into his eyes that had honeyed in the yellow glow of my bedside lamp. That was another weakness if mine, as if Johnny as a whole wasnt enough. His eyes in particular always destroyed me. I couldnt expressing the rest of my sentence, which was supposed to be a snarky retort, because of the intense hold he had over me. I was instead stuck nibbling at his bottom lip and whimpering for him to let me go. "I could touch you." I finally said in between small licks. "Youre hard."

"And? I get off on seeing you get off. I also get off on when youre a good girl for me."

"Liar. You love it when i misbehave. You always start moving the toys faster when i do." That was what he used when he really wanted to punish me; small dildos and vibrators in various settings and speeds, making sure i writhed and arched with every thrust.

"And what toy should i used on my babygirl tonight? What would get you all pink and squirmy for me?" He smirked and sucked my lips between his, lapping at the soft skin.

"I dont want a toy. I want you." I admitted.

Johnny sighed and pulled away from me entirely. "You know we cant. We've tried and we cant. I told you im not going to hurt you."

"I know!" I clutched onto his arm. "I know. But this time will be different. Im gonna do it."

He shook his head. "If i force it too much i could tear you. Rem, i'm seriously not going to try right now."

"Please!" I begged and looked up at him with puppy eyes. "Just one try, ok? Just one? You dont know how many times I've dreamt about you fucking me senseless. I just want you inside me so badly. I cant take it anymore."

He rolled his eyes, annoyed at my persistence. "Fine. Just one try. And i mean one."

I gave him a sweet kiss and pulled him on top of me. He settled between my legs which i laid on the outside of his thighs. He stroked the smooth and sensitive skin on my inner thighs as he trailed his thumbs upwards to spread my lower lips apart. His tongue darted out to moisten his lips as he drunk in the sight at my slightly flexed gape. "Are you sure?" He asked.

I pushed my hand between us and gripped the outline of his cock firmly. "Johnny I don't want you, I need you."

He went to say something again but snapped his jaw shut. Quickly, he discarded his boxer briefs and guided his swollen cock towards my entrance. Seeing him throb was another part of my guilt. He would leak and swell as we romped around and yet could only get off by a blowjob or a handjob. Sometimes he would thrust between my thighs or against my ass but I knew it was just barely enough for him. His cum didn't belong splattered across my skin; it belonged inside me, filling me to the brim and keeping me warm. I closed my eyes and let every bit of tension leave my body. If I could just get the head in, it would be smooth sailing from there.

A small push threatened the barricade of my tightness. The tension returned but only for a moment. I kept it shoved aside and focused on taking in the tip. I could feel centimeter by centimeter, gauging how far he could go, and when I found the glans stuffed inside me both of us shuddered hard. I covered my mouth as soon as I let out a sharp gasp. The feeling of being stretched burned and tingled and yet I took in the discomfort with a sense of gratitude. This was the farthest we had gotten and even if this was all he could get inside it was better than nothing.

Johnny's hands were trembling as he bruised my hips in the pattern of his fingers. "J-jesus...babe." He sucked in a harsh breath and swallowed hard. Beads of sweat had gathered at his brow and it was almost like he was losing control already. "God you feel so damn good. How are you even taking me?"

I held one of his hands and brought it to my lips, kissing the back of it. "You said it yourself. You saw me practicing on camera but you didn't see what I did when I was alone." I parted my lips then and ushered in two of his fingers, sucking slowly. I circled my tongue around the tips and swallowed all the way down to the knuckle all while perfecting by bedroom eyed gaze at him. His hips snapped as his body trembled, making me wince around his fingers. He had managed to squeeze in more of his cock and even produced some minuscule thrusts that had him looking like he was already prepped to go over the edge.

He gripped harder at my hip to the point where it hurt but I knew it was a sign of pleasure and that's all I wanted to give him. I mewled around his fingers and nudged my legs a little higher to rest by his waist. The adjustment built up pressure in the pit of my stomach and made my overstretched walls clench harder. Johnny groaned deeply and begged me to ease my hold on him but I couldn't. Even when I got used to the new addition of girth I was still suctioned around him. My face flushed as I heard his groans turn into growls. The muscles in his strong arms bulged as his shoulders caved in and an unexpected heat tsunamied into me.

My eyes widened at the revelation that he had cum inside me-the first time I had ever felt the sensation. It was strange and yet because it was Johnny it also felt...cozy in a way. A warm perfection that symbolized him succumbing to everything I had wanted to give him. Though one thing was for sure, I was surprised at how quickly it happened. I let his hand go and instead held onto my tummy that I swore was bulging slightly. Johnny ran a hand over his face and pushed his hair back but as soon as our eyes caught each other his face burned beet red even to the tips of his ears. "Do you...um, do you always cum that fast when you're in someone?" I tried to ask as politely as possible.

He pulled out of me and ran straight to the bathroom, slamming the door harshly. I frowned, realizing that the small comment had hurt his pride but I had to be honest that I wanted more from him. I sat up slowly and felt a rush of cum flow out of me, thicker than I expected. Him pulling out so swiftly left me sore and on wobbly knees yet I walked over to the bathroom, trying to keep my thighs pressed together so I wouldn't make an even bigger mess. "Johnny?" I asked as I knocked on the door.

"Go away." I heard him mumble.

"Johnny, why'd you run? Was it because of what I said? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Go. Away."

I huffed and grabbed a hold of the door. I was prepared to force my way through but it wasn't locked at all. I stumbled as I stepped in and saw Johnny sitting on the toilet cover, head between his knees and arms dangling by his feet. "Johnny." I sunk to my knees in front of him. "Look at me, please."

"No." He replied, muffled.

"Johnny." I repeated, sternly this time. "What's wrong?"

"'M embarrassed." He mumbled.

"Embarrassed? How come?"

"I've never cum that fast before. Ever. I feel like a loser."

I pushed his head up gently and sighed. "Guaranteed I did want it to last longer but this was the first time you were able to thrust inside me. Maybe it was because of all that pent up energy from when you couldn't do it before. Orrrrr," I nudged his arm playfully. "I'm just that damn good."

"I don't need your cockiness now." He pouted cutely.

"It's ok, baby, really. We're still finding each other out. This is the first time anyone has cared about not hurting me. I'd take that over some idiot that would barge in any day. Please don't be embarrassed."

"Easy for you to say."

"You think I want to be this tight? Sure it sounds like a whole fantasy but being tiny sucks. I want to get railed until I can't walk but I cry as soon as something big comes near me."

"You didn't cry this time." He pointed out and I perked up instantly.

"Hey, you're right. I didn't. That's progress!" I smiled and gave him a small kiss in an effort to cheer him up a little. "And you know what this means, right?"

Johnny sat back against the toilet tank and let out an exasperated sigh. "What?"

"We can keep practicing." I rose to my feet and straddled his lap. "I know you like practicing."

Finally a twinge appeared at the corner of his mouth. He couldn't resist the thought of more touching, groping, kissing, and grinding. "Well...I guess you're right."

I peered down at his still mostly hard cock as curiously got the best of me. "You came but you're still hard?"

He shrugged. "Sometimes it takes awhile to go down. Sometimes I can squeeze another one out."

I lifted my hips and slowly sunk down on him, catching him by surprise. He jerked suddenly and held onto me tightly. "Re-Rem!"

"Maybe we can work on me taking all of you this time. And making sure you last longer."

"I-its your fault for fuckin' suffocating me!" He said through grit teeth. "Just like you're doing now!"

I wrapped my arms around his neck and grabbed a handful of his hair. "Don't tell me you cant take it, baby."

He licked his lips and fluttered his eyes shut. "You have no idea what you do to me Rem."

"You're wrong." I wiggled down more on his shaft, now about a quarter of the way down before the tingling started again. "I know exactly how you feel because you drive me crazy too. Especially now."

He buried his face in my neck, splattering kisses here and there. "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."

I giggled and squeezed him tight. "I love you, Johnny."

A silence fell over the room as that was also a first between us. I was afraid he wouldn't reciprocate the sentiment and felt my heart race. Now I was the embarrassed one yet I felt him smile against my collar bone. "Yeah?"

I nodded. "I-is that okay? To say that? I d-dont want to scare you off."

"I'm not going anywhere. Trust me. I love you too." I pursed my lips together to hide a squeal though I was too giddy to even think straight. I almost didn't notice Johnny standing up, myself now in his arms and our bodies remaining connected. "Can I show you how much I love you?"

"Please."

[isagrimorie]

Catra

for this  meme:

Why I like them

Catra is so electric and dynamic. She just pops even in the first time she appears in the show. She feels so much and tries not to let it show. Also, she’s so snarky and I love snark.

Also, when she’s not being torn apart by all her issues Catra is legitimately ride or die for her people.  I love her whole arc the rise, the fall, and the way she comes back to who she really is in the end.

Why I don’t

Catra’s had a hard life. But oof. The way she off loaded a lot of her issues on Adora in season 3. I understand why but that doesn’t mean I have to like the way she progressively treated her friends badly.

And I know Catra and Lonnie are never gonna best of friends but she spread her armies too thin, and pushed her people too far. So much so that a lot defected from the Horde, including her old team.

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

All the moments where Catra ascended to power and destroyed the people who kept her under their boot.

If pushed: I think Promise, Corridors, and Shot in the Dark (MELOG!).

But also, I have to admit I love the moment when the camera really focused in on Catra’s face and it turns out this is what she looked like up close:

Because it’s such a mood.  Especially for 2020.

Favorite season/movie

Honestly? All of the seasons. She has the most active character arc and development in the whole show followed by Glimmer and then, Adora. (which, yeah...).

Season 3 and 4 might be her steady downfall to rock bottom but man was it mesmerizing to watch, and then her painful clawing back to being better starting with her One Good Thing moment in Corridors.

Favorite line

She has a lot of great ones, but, y’know, some things are classic for a reason:

“Hey, Adora.”

Her whole speech in Crimson Waste was awesome, and shows that she could be really successful and accomplished when she’s not weighed down both by her issues and expectations. 

Favorite outfit

Her season 3 Crimson Waste outfit + jacket was a look.

Season 4 was also great and it’s her pure Power Catra suit.

And, of course, the Prom suit

 and then the ‘Wish’ scene in the series finale.

Runner-up, this look:

It’s really a good thing that Catra is naturally fashionable and stylish because boy does Adora need that style upgrade. If we think about it, I think it says a lot that once Adora became honest with herself about how she feels about Catra in Save the Cat (even if she’s not verbally mentioned it), her She-Ra version 2 looks more like Adora and is a lot more stylish.

OTP

Catra/Adora 5EVER

Brotp

First among BrOTPs: Adora and Bow, and then Adora and Glimmer. Catra was the missing DNA of the Best Friend Squad and the moment she joined, the Best Friend Squad finally felt complete.

And I do want the Super Pal Trio to return but I also think despite Scorpia’s easy forgiveness Catra still has a lot of work to do to make that a thing again.

But most of all Catra’s best pal (apart from Adora) is Melog. Melog is the missing component to Catra and I can no longer imagine Catra without Melog, and I’m really sad with only had half a season with Melog because Melog while Catra’s Emotional Support Companion is also an autonomous being. And Melog helps Catra manage her anger and emotions and sit still long enough to process her feelings.

And also, with Melog around, as that one popular fanart posited, Catra can no longer play poker. If her ears or tail won’t give her away, Melog will.

Head Canon

No one on Etheria knows what the heck a Magicat is, the handful (count - 2) cat hybrid species on Etheria are as unaware because most of the population of Magicats that did end up on Etheria were probably stranded when Mara had to move Etheria into Despondos. 

This is why the one brief second shot of a family of Magicats with Loo Kee is probably a Magicat settlement/home planet.

So when someone tells Catra she’s a Magicat she’d go: “I’m a what now?”

Also, there are no tiny sized cats on Etheria.

Unpopular opinion

I’ve mentioned it in this post but I really think as hard and terrible it was that they were on different sides of the war because they were co-dependent in a way that kind of stunted both their emotional growth.

Being apart Catra learned a lot about herself, and yeah, Catra also needed to rise through the ranks of the Horde by herself because she has to know that she can do this otherwise Catra will always wonder. It might have led to her fall to rock bottom but at least she did it by herself and realized how empty and shallow it was without anyone to share it with. Sharing it with anyone being the key, it didn’t have to be with Adora even with friends would have been better than what she ended up.

A wish

Honestly, I just hope Catra would have inner peace and have that space sabbatical with Adora. Space, as Noelle mentioned, makes both Catra and Adora happy. Before the whole horror of the chipping, being out in space was the only time Catra had the time to sit with herself without any distraction and triggers.

And out in space was where she and Adora reconnected as friends.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

I mean... so many terrible things already happened to her but the worst would be losing Adora again. It won’t be pretty if she loses Adora before her time.

5 words to best describe them

Dynamic, snarky, electric, dangerous, loyal

My nickname for them

Again, terribly boring, me. I’m a canon person and well, Catra or... no, I won’t even dare call her Wildcat, I am not someone made out of hard shell.

[circlecast]

Timothy Dexter and The Laws of Attraction

You have heard of the Laws of attraction right? Some folks don't buy the whole laws of attraction they say it is only skill and discipline. These are the people who also believe that there are times that a person can get lucky. Well, I came across a guy in history who without realizing it applied the laws of attraction and achieved his wants and desires. This guy's name is Timothy Dexter.

What is the laws of attraction

The Laws of attraction has been around for a long time, but it first came to prominence thanks to Abraham Hicks. Which their whole story is a bit on the woo-woo side and a bit hard to swallow. Yet if you can get past the fake-sounding Romany accent on the tapes the information is pretty good. The Laws are the belief that the universe or God provides you what you truly want. It is all based on your thoughts. If you have a big sales meeting that you are cant be late to. Yet, your belief that something is going to happen so that you are late, Then you will wake up with a flat and your battery is dead. There will be a huge wreck on the way to the meeting. It will seem as if the universe is trying to make you late.

If you think and believe that you are going to score that big account you are going to.

The Laws of Attraction deal with a lot of visualizations and affirmations. Then add on your belief that you will either succeed or not succeed and the universe will manifest the results you most want to have.

So how does Timothy Dexter fit into this?

Timothy Dexter was a man who was born in 1747 to a poor farming family, He dropped out of school in the second grade, and at the age of 16 he decided he wanted to become rich. So he left the farming life to become a tanner apprentice. Realizing that he couldn't get rich being a tanner he left the business and married a wealthy widow, Elizabeth Frothingham. With his newfound wealth, he bought a mansion in Newburyport, Ma. Yet he annoyed the others who were of old money because they realized he was weird and very simple in his form of thinking. Yet he still wanted to be richer still.

So the Continental Congress, to fund the revolutionary war, had started printing its own money so that they could pay their troops. The problem is that the money wasn't with anything. So the rich society folks of Newburyporttrying to ruin him told him he should go and buy up all the continental dollars because if the US wins their freedom then they will pay back 1% of the value of those dollars. That is precisely what Timothy did. Now many people really didn't believe that the new country had a chance of defeating the most powerful army in the world. When the US lost, all that money Timothy bought would be worthless. Well if you are paying attention to history you know that the US didn't lose and Timothy became even richer.

Now what he did with all that extra loot? He builds the most ostentatious mansion in the middle of the rich district of Newburyport. He surrounded it with 40 large wooden statues of who he thought was important men, this included himself. Timothy also bought two ships for his shipping endeavors. Because his "friends" in society were a bit miffed that his bad advice had netted him some large gains.

So his business friends suggested that he ship bed warmers to the Caribbean. Thinking that they will not have a use for bed warmers. Except they turned out to be excellent molasses ladles. They also suggested that he send woolen mittens to the same place. Yet They found some Asian traders who bought them all up so they could send them to Siberia. So his ships kept coming back making him richer and his friends even more befuddled and angry.

Timothy then gathered up all the stray cats in Newburyport and sent them to the Caribbean only to again succeed because they were in the middle of a rat infestation. He sent bibles to the east indies and made a profit because there were missionaries that needed them.

He was also convinced that he needed to buy up all the whalebone. At the time whalebone was losing value fast. YEt when he had a basement packed full of these bones suddenly it became popular for men to wear corsets and they needed all the whalebone they could manage. So again his friends had inadvertently given him an opportunity to make even more money.

Now he was quirky and illiterate. Even so, he wrote two books. The first on A Pickle for the Knowing Ones was a 25-page essay with no punctuations. People couldn't understand what he had written because he wrote sort of phonetically.

IME the first Lord in the younited States of A mericary Now of Newburyport it is the voise of the peopel and I cant Help it and so Let it goue Now as I must be Lord there will foller many more Lords pretty soune for it dont hurt A Cat Nor the mouse Nor the son Nor the water Nor the Eare then goue on all is Easey Now bons broaken all is well all in Love Now I be gin to Lay the corner ston and the kee ston with grat Remembrence of my father Jorge Washington the grate herow 17 sentreys past before we found so good a father to his shildren and Now gone to Rest

Timothy Dexter - A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

Yet they bought the book because they thought it was a joke. His second edition of the book had punctuation. They were all on the last page with instructions to pepper and salt these as you please.

So was he a master genius? No, but I do see the laws of attraction in effect.

I see his belief that he could make himself a success and the universe or God took his desires and made them real.

Notes on Timothy Dexter

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[just-kiss-me-you-fool-hehe]

new year reunion weekend ✨

it was the most amazing weekend to get to see my buddy and have soooooooooo much good quality time with him

its the most amazing feeling in the world to be in an apartment and know that the other person is someone who you want to spend every minute with and share every thought with; it was so fun to mess around and watch tv and cook and create random things and go to the gym and have someone that will do all of those things with you <3

kirill did all of the grocery shopping for our empty fridge when he came over and brought me really cute flowers !!!

we kissed and hugged and did really cute things and then things got super hot and we started making out and had sex but i felt really uncomfortable in my post holiday desserts body and so the sex was kinda strange for me i just didnt remember what it felt like to be hot and then i dont know how he did or why he did it even though hes done it before but he just laid down on the couch with me and told me all about how cute i am and how much he loves each and every part of me; its just so crazy because i genuinely forgot how to do things and how i felt when we were in bed together and he just talked to me for a long time and then we napped together in my bed and then i doodled on my bullet journal feeling super grateful to have in my life like i definitely severely underestimate how much of a boost he creates in my every day self confidence i really dont know what i did to deserve him

anyway we went to the gym and worked out together and it was so fun to actually have a buddy not just someone who goes at the same time and then we showered together and watched tv while we waited for our pad kee mao and then devoured it as soon as it was delivered along with the mango sticky rice :P

the next day we actually woke up on time to go to work except for the fact that we were in our couch bed with our bare legs tangled up and feeling super frisky so we got some fireworks there and still got to work at 11! it was so fun getting ready together for the first day of the year and i got to wear my camo jacket for the first time so we matched and he was so pleased and i was stressed about my bra making my boobs look too big which was a fun and (f)risky conversation to have on our way to work ahahaha

we got home and went to mitchs place for smoothie delivery and watch unboxing and it was fun to chills and then went to his place to redo/undo/redo his iphone sync he was such a jumble of ideas and emotions it was funny to watch him speak and i also got the pink snuggie and just hung out watching my own videos in his room

then we finally walked to apple store and got really fun cute looks on the way there and then we were making out and then he says “ok baby im gonna see you in 20 mins” cause we were making out as if we werent going to see each other in a couple days ahaha

i remember walking down the streets feeling so content and seeing the lights of sf and it just felt so warm and cozy to feel so loved in a city that i love walking alone on a fun night; anyway we came home and cooked cauliflower and potato curry and made swausages and it was fun to do everyday things with him

saturday day i went to barre and trader joes and muji with mitch which was super fun and it was just an amazing feeling to come home to a person thats ready to kiss you :D idk its just really nice to make egg and avocado salad with the sesame seasoning !!! and it was nice to have him console me about the eggs not being fully cooked

the afternoon was amazing because we sat in our couch bed and read our books together !!! we read for a long time but i only got through ten pages because i was reading becoming which feels strange because michelle and barack feel like kirill and i for some reason and we talked about all the things i write in my books and he told how amazing it is that im smart and thoughtful and observant and he always wants to know what im thinking and writing about and i literally died inside

i was just in my happy place with the two of our reading on my couch and then eventually he had 15 mins left of his chapter and i was like can we read those later bc i wanna do other things and we had amazing sex i freaking love this couch because it has seen many great times and it was so fun to have sex in the middle of the day and i was def so turned on and there were stains on the sheets from me oh my jesus

so we fell asleep after making really good fruit salad and basically went the whole day just having eaten the tiny egg salad and tried to make oatmeal while kirill fed me chicken from the leftover pad kee mao and got kinda sad that that it was steel cut oats but idk for some reason he just made me less sad than i was and the oatmeal turned out pretty good!

“you know whats really fun this colander sits perfectly across the sink for putting berries in to dry“ “im really happy that thats really fun for you baby”

we ate some of our leftovers in the evening and watched more episodes of the final table and started getting really into in it after a couple of episodes and crossing our fingers and toes for our fave teams to not get cut and it was just so fun to hold onto his finger as we were waiting to see results, it was fun watching a cooking show with him because it felt like something we could do forever; also it was fun to talk about jokes like the rooster came first and finding the ghee spot is hard haha

it was hilarious cause we talked about how wild it is that we still talk about how wild it is that were together !

its also funny because if anyone heard our conversations they would be like what is this they talk about hydration police and bunnies and fruits and fruit salads what is this

he complimented me on having a nice back and nice elbows and nice feet and nice corners of my mouth and its wild bc those are compliments i have never received before !!! and when i told him this he was like “well theyre all missing out” and i was just :DDDDD anyway he said the same thing when i complimented his hands and his feet

we made chia seed pudding with berries and flax seeds and it was super cute because he ate exactly what i was eating on whole30 even though there was bread in the fridge for him1! we watched kalen allen and richard ayoade and talked about how fun it is to understand the things that the other person likes

we slept super late but then woke up kinda early anyway and then i took off my pants cause it was really hot and got into the same blanket and then i took my shirt cause it was really hot too with some help from kirill covering me up with lots of blankets to speed up the process hahaha i had a wad of dollar bills to use for premium services to i gave one of them to him and things were just insanely hot this morning and i was so turned on that my orgasm was just insane and as soon as it happened i told him that he could have all my singles it was amazing; as is probably obvious i was basically screaming and moaning this whole time and one of our neighbors actually knocked on the door and asked “are you okay?” and it was hilarious and i was mortified but it was still hilarious a definite first !!!

by the end of the weekend, like this morning on sunday, i felt so sexy again! it was really all because he managed to make me feel beautiful in the course of a few hours and days its wild

i just love how fun life is when he’s around, even though i try to capture all the fun things that we did together the best part of being with him is just being with him because everything is fun and everything is funny and even if its not its better with him; love you my buddy <3

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Eunice in Hong Kong

HK - my last big city destination on my list that I was supposed to go to 4 years ago...finally!

To my understanding Macau is like a mini (or mega?) Vegas so I opted to going... plz correct me if I'm wrong and if I missed out lol

I went with Hana Tour with my mom and I was surprised by how pleasant the experience was, except for the 3 hours where I felt we were held captive as our tour guide took us to a Diamond, Latex (apparently it's the new thing to have Latex pillows, mattresses, etc), and Tea tourist shop/trap. Otherwise our guide Kim Yumi was lovely and it was convenient and comfortable to be driven places and for my mom to understand explanations in Korean! (however, I only understood 70% haha). We were there for 2 nights, 3 days which I think was a really good amount as a tourist since it is a small country. Stayed at harbor 8 degrees which had great breakfast and decent sized room and a decent bathroom (don't expect American hotel shower, but more of a gym shower)

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It appears HK does not observe escalator rules as strictly as Taiwan from what I remember

Omg the view from Victoria Peak totally captured my heart. Tram totally worth it. When we were a decent way up and the view of the water, buildings, and water appeared  :O - I was mesmerized. It was more beautiful than Singapore MBS and Barcelona peak view IMO - something about the beautiful glimmering water, along with mountains and tall buildings were unique I think.

Repulse bay was also beautiful except the strange side temple with tributes to ancestors and money gods or whatever lol. Apparently Taoism is >70% of HK religion. Glimmering water again and v peaceful. Saw non asians - believe it is a more wealthy area

Love how diverse HK is. Reminded me of Singapore, expat friendly. Was able to get around in English in our free time, although many locals and elder folk do not speak English. I found younger folk to be friendly and able to speak English. Asked several of them directions and what to order at food places and they were v helpful and friendly. Ty :) but yes back to diversity - I really appreciate more of the American vibe as in, not homogenous style/fashion as I see in Korea.

Best airport bathroom I've seen lol. Faucets were like basins

However rest of the bathrooms - HK has the toilets that are on the floor - reminded me of Korea back in the days. HK is a bit more old.. or maybe Korea has developed so quickly and it's a new city. The taxi and buildings look a lot older. it was a little more difficult to find wifi than I expected.

British influence: driving / roads. But no backward seats like London. Double decker buses and English voiceovers in British accents

All bathroom locks are different than Korea. You clasp the door with a hook on the right side whereas in Korea you have to turn the clasp into a lock. Hard to explain but interesting.

The night view from Tsim Sha Tsui was beautiful!!! HK really does come alive at night. Symposium Light show was... cute. Reminded me of a mini buzz light year show with fun music. Sincerely, disneyland SoCal girl.

Mong Kok was fun, but not as novel, coming from Korea. Basically a namdaemoon.

HK is very small (hotel room was so tiny, maybe tiniest ive ever had?) and surrounded by mountains and beach in many areas. It is so beautiful. It reminded me of the lava short story before.. was it inside out Pixar movie? lol lava lava - my point is that it is so beautiful!!

April was still humid and hot and sticky although I'm sure less than summer. Thankful I escaped the summer 4 years ago lol. Also escaped mosquitos PTL!

Had 7 hrs of freedom/free time and managed to eat at Australian Dairy Co (Get the breakfast place - toast+eggs. Most fluffy eggs! But can’t say it was unreal), Tai Cheong (egg tarts - SUPER good), kam wah (solid pineapple buns, but can’t say it was out of the world), Lan Fong Yuen (milk tea - a little too strong for my liking), yee shun dairy (milk pudding - dont’ think it’s our cuppa tea), and finlaly - Lee Keung Kee North Point Eggette - THIS was AMAZING and my fave). Wow, that’s a lot LOLOL.  Just walked up and down Nathan road. I don’t think the HK food sit as well with Koreans - pretty 독특한 맛 and 기름기있어서, have to drink lots of tea. Tea that they drink is 보이차... wonder what it is in English. I loved that tea was more of a thing- maybe again bc of British influence. I love tea with milk. Hot milk tea.

Exchange rate  is ok. Cost of living is high. More expensive than Korea. Prob similar to Japan.

Walk signs are fun. Will beep slowly then when it's time and turns green beeping sound gets faster so you can pay attention and walk across.

Saw some grammas in a park stretching in the morning hehe. Cute and not something Koreans do. Maybe it's tai chi like Marinas gramma do in Japan haha

Air conditioning rain is very much a thing. Maybe more than NYC

Overall, HK was super beautiful and quite fun!! Also got to have great mother daughter time :) I do miss Korea and we are ready to go back. I guess there is no place like (a second) home. Also v grateful for my Canto friends who all responded asap to a quick SOS on what to eat in our 7 hr exploring time hehe. Ty tIff for real time texting me and the list you gave me beforehand!! And Mindy, Gloria :) I feel closer to you guys now hehoheho.

Sad avenue of stars was closed but I think I will be back some day. Next time got to see Peak at night time, do the stars, do more dim sum,  eat more pineapple buns and other buns (love buns so much.....) maybe experience night life, and maybe go to Macau. Also didn't get to eat duck. Next time!!

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मेरी थकान सारी दुनिया, और मेरा सुकून सिर्फ तुम।

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I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

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We all have that one friend who we greet with an insult.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of naughty girls.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

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Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai

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Ladkiya.. makeup mein le leti he ladko ki jaan.. aur saala makeup utaro toh poora kabristan..!

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Zindagi chain sey guzar jaye… Agar wo zehan sey utar jaye

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ज़िन्दगी में नाम हो , बदनाम हो पर गुमनाम ना हो 😎 😉

दौलत तो विरासत में मिलती है, लेकिन पहचान अपने दम पर बनानी पड़ती है 😎 😎

प्यार तो अचानक हो जाता है, जो सोच समझ कर किया जाये उसे सेटिंग कहते है 😏😏😏😏

हमारे हौसले कौन रोक पाएगा अगर कोई दुश्मन आएगा तो आंखों से सिर्फ सावन बरसाएगा 😉😉

मेरी थकान सारी दुनिया, और मेरा सुकून सिर्फ तुम।

सुनो Babu दिल के इतने ️साफ़ हो तुम तभी तो इतने खास हो तुम।

काफी दिनों से कोई नया जख्म नहीं मिला, पता तो करो.. अपने हैं कहां।

दम की बात कम कर लौंडे…. जहां तक तेरी सोच है वहां तक मेरी पहुंच है।

Style‬ ‪ऐसा करो‬ की ‪दुनिया देख़ती‬ ‪जाये‬,और ‪यारी‬ ऐसी करो की दुनिया ‪जलती जाए‬।

इज़्ज़त दो इज़्ज़त लो , नवाब होगे तुम अपने घर में 😜😏😒

कल से एक ही काम होगा हमारा नाम और दुश्मनों का काम तमाम होगा 😉😉

नखरे 😁उतने ही दिखाओ😏,जितने तुम्हारी शक्ल पर सूट करें

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में ये नही केहता पगली कि तू नही मिली तो जान दे दूंगा, पर एक वादा करता हूँ तू मिली तो जिंदगी भर साथ दूंगा।

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God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die 🙂

I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.

I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.

I dont care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!

Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER 🙂

I’m not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I’ll be smart enough to let you go.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny.

We all have that one friend who we greet with an insult.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of naughty girls.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

Good Morning let the stress begin…

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Raaz Khol Dete Hain Nazuk Se Ishaare Aksar.. Kitni Khamosh Mohabbat Ki Zubaan Hoti Hai..

Aapki Aankho Mai Aaj Nami Dekhi. Tumhari Jindagi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Kami Dekhi

Naino kee mat suniyo re.. Naino kee mat suniyo.. Naina thag lenge.

Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai

Ek hasin Jheel Nazar aati hai tumhari aankhen… Dil se kitni baate kar jaati hai tumhari aankhen…

Ladkiya.. makeup mein le leti he ladko ki jaan.. aur saala makeup utaro toh poora kabristan..!

Aankho me aansu mohhabat ki nishani hai… samjho to moti na samjho to paani hai…!!

Zindagi chain sey guzar jaye… Agar wo zehan sey utar jaye

Vo IShQ hi kYa.. Jo Aankho Se na Tapke!

Status ki kya Zarurat, Bas name ki kafi hai!

Atitude #Status ki zarorat unhe Hai jinka koi #Status nahi.. Hum to khud 1 #Status hain, Jiske #Status ke cHarcHe sabki zaban per Hain

Sahara dudhne ki adat Humari nhi, Hum akele hi puri mehfil ke baraber hai.

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Carl Bass on his surprising Autodesk exit and whats next

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Carl Bass on his surprising Autodesk exit and whats next

Carl Bass is sitting at his desk at Autodesk today, but hes no more Chief executive officer from the openly traded design software company. He walked lower the 2009 week inside a move that some connected wrongly, notesBass by having an interview Bass granted towards the outlet Pando,wherein he disparaged President Jesse Trump.

Today, we spoken with Bass about his resignation, his ongoing role like a board member with Autodesk, ifhe regrets reporting in from the administration like a public company Chief executive officer and whetherhe thinks more tech CEOs must do exactly the same.

The famously straight-shooting Bass had plenty to say of everything. Also, he shared a number of what he wishes to focus on next. Our conversation continues to be edited gently for length.

TC: You walked lower as Chief executive officer on Tuesday, and senior VPs Amar Hanspal and Andrew Anagnost happen to be installed as interim co-CEOs. But youre helping in the quest for your substitute, is the fact that correct?

CB: Yes, Tuesday was my last day, but Ill continue being employed as an worker for 3 several weeks and am ongoing around the board of company directors for some time. We began planning this not long ago, because the easiest method to do [a succession change] is perfect for the present Chief executive officer to step lower. Otherwise, the very best exterior candidates arent sure theres a real job opening. You realize, sometimes you seethe pocket veto, in which the Chief executive officer includes a change of heart and states, Hey, if you are likely to choose so and thus, I am not departing. This can be a clean break, and outdoors candidates work hard at it, and also the board takes it seriously. Weve hired an outdoors search team who definitely are speaking with internal and exterior candidates, so hopefully [well find the correct candidate] rapidly.

TC: Youve stated that you simply and Autodesks board started succession planning talks 18 several weeks ago, however, many people believe aninterview in which you belittled Jesse Trump performed a job within the timing of the resignation.

CB: There have been lots of rumors now that couldnt be more wrong. Towards the extent that you simply take exactly what a company states having a touch of suspicion [because companies is really so marketing], with regards to governance, they are real rules. You will find real penalties of law. Public companies dont take that gently.

TC: Would you regret being so public about your feelings about Trump?

CB: Not, by no means. Not just one bit. Whenever you take a look at Trump, you will find three things happening: policies character and temperament and executive or administrative functioning. I believe on two and three, almost everyone can agree that he is not qualified, because of that , I joked [to Pandos Sarah Lacy]that hes runningthe government like someone among a little businessman and dictator. I watch whats happening every single day, and Im advised of my children once they were 4 years old coupled with no understanding of anything outdoors of themselves. Hes a 70-year-old baby.

Around the policy stuff, its difficult to parse what his policy is. Were against the main one China policy now were for it. Would slowly move the U.S. embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem now were not. Policy appears is the area of the job that least interests him.They are complicated issues, however they dont appear to captivate him. He doesnt appear particularly curious or thoughtful about the subject. Hes interested in tweeting the latest insult that [springs tomind].

TC: Do you consider other tech executives ought to be more vocal, or perhaps is it an excessive amount of a danger?

CB: I believe anybody with a platform should speak out. Ive had a lot of people achieve out tome now peoplemuch better-known than I’m, say, Thats awesome, that which you stated. And Im like, Why dont you express it? You’ve got a bigger pulpit.

TC: Many people think Tesla and SpaceX Chief executive officer Elon Musk should step off Trumps economic advisory council. What is your opinion?

CB: Its an elaborate problem for Elon.I thinkmany of the things that hes attempting to accomplish are actually worthy goals however they intersect with regulation: autonomous vehicles, putting things wide. You cannot do this with no government, so from the very self-interested perspective, as well as in the eye of his companies, I realize. However, he’s a really public platform and Imsure he’s a viewpoint and when everyone takes the self-interested view, the planet doesnt reach hear the opinions of their leaders. And So I think its important however i certainly understand.

Ive [feel much more strongly about Facebook COO] SherylSandberg. Shehas gone from her method to develop a brand around the strength of womenand what theyre able to, and with regards to the Womens March, she wasinvisible. She appears to possess leaned out a great deal.

TC: Why have you start succession planning 18 several weeks ago? Lots of CEOs run their companies more than you’ve.

CB: Id been performing for any lengthy time. Ive been Chief executive officer for 11 many there have been 2 or 3 years after i was COO and accountable for the companys day-to-day, therefore it seems like 14 years that Ive been carrying this out.

And That I have ample other interests. Im on a number of boards [includingHP and Zendesk andstill-private startups,including Planet]. I’ve got a small portfolio of products Ive committed to. I’ve two bigworkshops where I build and invent things making stuff.

I really like the organization and that i love my job, however it hugely consumes your time and effort. Like all other executive job, its 60 hrs per week and when you allow 60, the task [demands]65. Youre never done. To complete the job well, additionally you need the years skin. You’ll need thick skin when individuals think you had been fired since you stated something about Trump. You’ll need thin skin to empathize together with your customers and employees and also the world surrounding you. And all sorts of individuals forces get tiring before long. My second kid got away from home this yearand I must take more time within the shop, traveling with startups.

TC: You had been also coping with activist investor groups Sachem Mind Capital and Eminence Capital who together collected an 11.five percent stake in the organization.

CB:Last fall, i was while making the modification, and merely then, the activists demonstrated up. I shouldn’t overemphasize it’s not like they’d a great deal to say about the organization. It was not that people used to do badly. They more thoughtwe were sandbagging concerning the future and now we ought to be speaking up which our lengthy-range projections were [too conservative]. It had been, Everyone could do two times too! Well, its easyto say in the sidelines. Easy that i can say Atlanta must have won the Super Bowl, however i didnt need to play.

Therefore we suspended succession planning. We use it hold because weneeded more stable leadership as the activists have there been and if the next Chief executive officer is definitely an exterior or internal person, it appears as an unfair burden to put in it. I’ve got a fair quantity of currency staying with you Im a lot more prepared to fight than many more. I figured, This can be a job designed for me, and that i should stay before the activists choose to leave.

So this past year these were around the board. The companys stock expires 70 or 80 % during the last 12 several weeks, the think markets convey more confidence in [Autodesks relocate 2015 to some subscription-only model], so we wereable to create a deal. I stated, Im prepared to do this again process if everyone leave the board. Now theyre moving away from the board [when the new Chief executive officer is elected], and Im escaping . asCEO.

TC: Plastic Valley startups have become more conscious of theneedto defend themselves from activist investorsand theyve more and more been granting founders special kinds of stock that provide them control of key decisions. Do you consider thats the reply to this problem?

CB: Yes. Basically would be a founder, I’d have particular stock. Because numerous things in corporate governance have given themselves to activists making use, I believe the response needs to be, a minimum of for the short term, that companies have dual-class mechanisms in position.

I believe neither extreme is nice, though. I believe activism is that this deviant, extreme type of capitalism. Its like other ideologies, wheregood ideas are come to a serious and lose their meaning. However, I do not think dual-class stock is the greatest mechanism because shareholders must have a say.

Id want to see tenured voting, where theresa premium depending on how lengthy you have the shares. I do not are conscious of any public company which has tried it yet, however i have no idea the reason why you no longer can do it. [It might follow that] one individual that has owneda million shares for just one year has less voting power than someone else that has owned millions of shares for 2 years.

TC: Before we allow you to go, whats next? Is every venture firm on Sand Hill Road attempting to lure you in to the fold?

CB: Ive been shocked by the amount of those who have plans for which I ought to do next. Its a funnymix within my inbox at this time. Ive received4,000 emails from employees, that are very touching and emotional. However, you will find each one of these people looking to get me to behave next.

I amgoing to complete an advisory role at Google X. Ive been considering [potentially] startingmy own accelerator program. Within the next couple of several weeks Ill evaluate which Im likely to do. Meanwhile, I wish to keep skiing around the weekdays.

Find out more: https://techcrunch.com/2017/02/10/carl-bass-on-his-surprising-autodesk-exit-and-whats-next/

[aro-culture-is]

Can someone still be aro but also homo? I don't know how to word this properly, but I'm asexual too. I dont feel romantic or sexual feelings. But i find myself getting crushes on fictional characters. i think i would be okay with being in a relationship with a guy. would this make me demi or grey, or something else? Ive had people say i cant be aro since i crush on fictional guys :(

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hi! this one is pretty easy for me to answer, actually - there’s a whole micro identity around this because it’s so common! you absolutely can be aro and also gay - whether as a gay aro, gay aroace (oriented, angled, or otherwise), or via being fictoromantic!

as far as thinking you’d be okay in a relationship with a guy, if it’s strictly in fiction, I don’t know that I’ve heard a more specific term that fictoromantic personally. I also am not fictoromantic though, so I haven’t looked too hard. if you think it might be irl okay... even then you may find romance favorable aro or romo aro to be better terms. being aro is about not experiencing romantic attraction or rarely experiencing romantic attraction, and you can actually date as an aro person and still be aro. I’ve done it - and others have enjoyed it and even been happily married!

of course, you don’t have to adopt these labels - but just know that for sure you can be aro and have fictional crushes, and anyone who says otherwise... I frankly doubt that they actually interact with the aro community. seriously, this is SO common.

- mod kee

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Hi. I'm an internet stranger. I am one person. I will speak from my personal perspective. I happen to be more visible in the aro community than some, and this puts me in a unique position where I am asked many types of questions. I will do my best, but I am not representative of all aromantic people, or even my specific identities of non-sam or loveless. Sometimes, I might say something and later disagree with that stance. Treat me as the unqualified stranger I am.

[aro-culture-is]

Im in a relationship. My gf is amazing and I love her. But since we started our relationship i have been thinking i might be aro. I dont like the kissing or handholding or romantic gestures and dates dont feel romantic. The eye contact makes me uncomfy. I have no idea what to do with this. Im really scared that im not aro but just have never been in love. I guess im wondering what my options are rn? I dont wanna lose her... And dont wanna break her heart or look like i've been lying

Hmm. So this is a hard one to answer, and i’m sorry that i have no idea how long this ask has been here. I can’t tell you your identity or even really your best options - it’s much too personal and up to you.

What I can tell you is that if you think you’re aro, I’m inclined to trust that. If you don’t feel like it’s romantic, that’s how you feel and that should be valued. I think that whether or not you’re aro, it will be better in the long run to have a discussion with your gf about how you feel - if you think that she is safe to come out to.

I won’t lie to you and say that most people will respond terribly well. I would say it is likely to be a hard conversation, and that it could feel like you’re losing her or breaking her heart. But, if she is good for you, I would like to believe that she won’t think you’re lying. There may be a short-term response of this followed by an apology as rational thought comes back - I have heard of that happening. I know it isn’t an easy conversation, in part because I had to have this conversation with my ex-gf, who I really did like - but as a friend.

In my case, she did respond by being accusatory and breaking most contact with me. But she also had a history of doing that with previous, alloromantic partners. My being aro was not the defining cause, though I also initiated a breakup in said conversation as I had determined that to be ideal for me. What will come out of this will really depend on both of you.

Why do I think you should have this conversation if it’s so high-stakes? Because a healthy relationship does involve talking about how you feel. A healthy relationship encourages that you can share your worries and fears. Hiding how you feel about your partner can harm both of you in the long term.

I wish I could tell you better news, but it really revolves around having an open and honest conversation. I hope it works out well for you, and that you are able to remain close with her. But I really don’t think it’s best to hide how you’re feeling in a relationship.

- mod kee