#also these are just some of my hcs!! I didnt even include anything with a self insert LMAO

[jkgnggj]

WOW I GOT A LOT OF TORI SHIPS LEMME TRY LISTING THEM RQ okok so this is just a list of the individual pairings but I also ship a lot of these in polycules and a few of these I'm not a huge fan of or haven't thought enough hcs for but I can see the potential in any one of these pairings bc Tori is a versatile guy (desperate, just like his partner must be in order for them to somehow tolerate him)

Tori x saiki

Tori x akechi

Tori x aiura

Tori x yumehara

Tori x suzumiya

Tori x satou

Tori x hairo

Tori x saiko

Tori x kaidou

Tori x kuboyasu

Tori x nendou

Tori x mera

Tori x imu

Tori x arisu

Tori x teruhashi

Tori x kusuke

Tori x takeru (aka Chiyo's ex)

Tori x takayuki (cute band member that reminds me of Akechi)

Tori x shinya (the other band member)

id like a bit of your attention again

im making a list of saiki k ships. show me everything. anything. what do you like. @jkgnggj im calling you here specifically you know the tori ships

[verycharismaticdragon]

Okay, I promised a writeup of Luo Binghe voter fraud meme, and as Luo Binghe is currently in the finals of the poll this happened on, I figure now's a good time.

So! It all started when Luo Binghe, our beloved half-demon child, was submitted to @/hybrid-battle tournament - or rather, as it was called at the time, @half-being-battle. He won his first poll easily enough, but round 2 was a close battle where he and his opponent, Shantae from eponymous game, took the lead from one another a few times.

In the last ~12 hours, Binghe was losing slightly after a popular blog rb'd the poll with a call to vote for Shantae. However, SVSSS fandom caught this in time and passed the poll around some more. The poll ended with Luo Binghe winning with 51% of votes - or, as simple calculation will reveal, 14 votes lead.

We breathed out a collective sigh of relief, but too soon - as half a day later, someone sent this ask:

(x)

Initially the pollrunner wasn't intending to do anything about it, but then someone suggested a teamup option, and the poll for the option was made (x). It was rb'd by some SVSSS fans with the general sentiment of 'free our boy he did nothing wrong', but didn't gain real traction until:

@gaywarcriminals reblogged it with a small rant in Binghe's defense

@piosplayhouse rb'd said rant with addition of the image from vol.3 cover, of Shen Qingqiu holding Luo Binghe's hand, edited to look like SQQ is the one saying the text above.

This version of the post was circulated in fandom overnight, leading to 'Luo Binghe moves on alone' option winning by a large margin - and, ofc, to the birth of "Luo Binghe voter fraud" meme.

Though aside from this particular post being funny, there was another factor contributing to the meme catching on: how damn in-character it all was. The following sentiments were all repeated more than once in the post's notes:

Luo Binghe getting accused of crimes he didn't commit? Omg just like in canon!

Shen Yuan would absolutely buy bots to get his most beloved blorbo to win an internet poll.

It's just Luo Binghe's protagonist halo!

All of which made the situation fucking hilarious.

Then, the next day, tumblr user verycharismaticdragon (whoever they might be 😉) made some fanart about it, which possibly aided the spread of the meme too.

Also, SVSSS fandom surprised the mod with our chillness 😅

(x)

Since then, Binghe has been going strong in that poll - and now, he's in the finals! So make sure to vote for him; as we all know now, the real voter fraud is the friends we made along the way. And I do recommend checking Luo Binghe's tag on the poll for some fun propaganda we've been making, including a family tree by Pio and some more art by yours truly <3

But wait! There was also another layer to the voter fraud iceberg. The tl;dr:

At about the same time Luo Binghe vs Shantae ended, Hua Cheng was losing in round 1 of @/the-ghost-bracket, with something like 39% of votes to his name. In a desperate move, I linked his poll under my bingqiu voter fraud art, which gave him a boost to get close to a tie, but didnt flip the poll. The next day, I was explaining the LBH voter fraud meme to my friends, and mentioned Hua Cheng's poll too - which was when inspiration struck me, resulting in...

this post. [ID: art of Xie Lian with a wooden board which reads "Puqi shrine accepting donations in the form of votes for Hua Cheng in the ghost bracket", captioned "please help dianxia, he doesn't have the money for voter fraud"] Which gave the poll enough visibility for Hua Cheng to win with over 62% of votes in the end. (The link in the post is currently changed to round 2 poll, which HC was also initially losing. Srsly besties we gotta follow the tourneys to get our babygirls to win!)

So: LBH voter fraud meme had even helped little bro Huahua out.

And thats about it! Since then, the scum villain fandom has been joking about voter fraud on all of our polls 😂

(Aaaand the last reminder to vote Bingbing in the finals. His opponent has been gaining lately and I think we shouldn't leave it to the protagonist halo this time.)

[raayne]

Children of Apollo headcanon

This takes place after Trials of Apollo,

So, Apollo fell into Chaos, Chaos is powerful af everyone fears her (INCLUDING ZUES!) and Apollo survived.

Yippee everything is normal now

WRONG

If you haven't seen the headcanons for Apollo after ToA i recommend going to them.

So, There's this headcanon that Apollo is on primordial strength at times because of Chaos. And that's because he never "fully" transitioned back because he was in Chaos when he did, some days he'd be mortal, some, godly, some days, primordial.

I want to add to that

Apollo kids inherit that primordial strength from him. For example, Kayla's using the shooting arena thing, and hits all bullseye in seconds, Austin plays a song, everyone is weirdly intranced and basically hypnotised.

This headcanon HAS a possibility of being true.

During the The Sun and the Star Will eats a concerning amount of Ambrosia, now this could mean two things

One: Mark has forgotten about the limits of ambrosia

Two: Divine power

Its probably one but two fits with what im talking about.

i have more examples if you don't believe me

Will has went through a lot of pain, and he...kind of barely registers the actual pain scale a lot of the time?

Dont forget about the hay fever he sent to nyx (if you want more info on that i made a hc about it) He should've been drained, it takes a lot of power to send a primordial goddess hay hever, but no it didnt, in fact he was almost energised in tartarus fighting monsters and being weakened by the lack of sunlight and he was energised.

In my headcanon i said more about the power scale, so yes, this could mean he's powerful...but at the same time, it could also mean he had divine power, yes demigods have divine power. i meant power on par with the gods. now this is a bit of a stretch, but that isnt normal, even for a demigod. So i want to Headcanon.

That with Apollos fondness for Will especially he may have accidentally given him divine power, Apollo is fond of all his kids, but especially Will.

Will doesn't notice it, but Nico does,

At first Nico thought this was Will after tartarus, becoming a bit more stronger. Then it kinda got a point and Nico asked Will about it. Will hasn't realised anything, i mean sure he questions it from time to time but never actually, done anything about it.

So they go to test it out, to see if they were correct. and strangely enough it doesnt work. weird. Then one day, lets say their on a small quest and Will just gets really powerful out of no where (by powerful i mean he can heal and stuff in seconds), that raised their suspicions. They thought it might have something to do with Apollo, but he isnt primordial, (i don't think Apollo told them about Chaos) I also think Chiron knew about what happened with Apollo (i may have to re-read ToA about that) So when he sees Apollo kids acting up and becoming just an ounce more powerful he doesnt raise questions, thought what does bug them is how Apollos "new found strength" goes to his children.

BUT THERE IS A LIMIT. because, i am not going to say "apollo kids are stronger than big 3 kids :D!!!" because- thats just wild. possible, but wild. It only happens when Apollo is primordial, (as i said for him having a more fondness towards Will, Will may have it as "permanent" though thats a stretch) And the powers can seriously fucking drain a body, because even if your a demigod, suddenly having god-like powers that do not fit with your body can drain you. like if a mortal tried to comprehend monsters and stuff that do not belong in their world, its weird and confusing and may cause someone to go crazy. think like that but for a demigod. suddenly having godly powers can really drain you, as it is not fit for your body.

This is all i got! feel free to add to this :D

[bythepen98]

Fem!Izuku 💚

Technically a doodle since it only took me 2-3 hours to finish.

I know Horikoshi drew him as a girl with short hair but I like to imagine it longer, fluffy and styled like his mother's.

Not entirely sure how big of a difference growing up quirkless as a girl would be and how much that would've affected her once she entered UA but, again, I'm no author so I'll keep it simple:

As per my headcanon, she's still roughly the same with ofc more feminine mannerisms and I reckon there'd be some differences with her fighting style/patterns even when she's trying to imitate All might (bc I know I'd probably move different if I was a guy). She's still bestfriends with Iida and Ochaco but would also be closer to her other female classmates and would attend any scheduled hang outs with them unless it falls on a training day with All might or smtg--Girls night every other week or month once they enter the dorms.

Speaking of All might, he's already doting on male Izuku but he'll probably be even more protective if he was a girl (doesn't help that he's reminded of Nana when he sees her hairstyle). Aizawa doesn't believe in the notion that girls be automatically coddled bc of their gender but I'm sure after getting to know his number one problem child, he'll low-key be more sweet on her than the rest and is extra harsh during training bc he wants to make sure she can protect herself.

Izuku is exasperated but also appreciates it and would indulge them bc they're her dads.

Self indulgent thought: She has her hoard of admirers (villains included) but is extremely dense and anything but a blunt no nonsense confession to her face will be perceived as a reach out for friendship. Katsuki is her guard dog in these matters bc he definitely likes her but is being stupid about it, understandable considering their still unresolved-complicated past, so he takes it upon himself to keep away other dunces who think they can get lucky. Shouto and Hitoshi have a pass bc they're her friends, but he keeps an eye on them just in case.

Self indulgent thought #2: as a girl who grew up quirkless, she's def more sensitive when it comes to sa/ppl generally taking advantage of others and so would've snapped and had Mineta expelled on the first week, if not first day of class. That would've opened up a spot early for Hitoshi to join in. With Izuku's power of persuasion to wear down his i-didnt-come-here-to-make-friends stance and Hitoshi finding out that she was the reason for him getting into hero class so soon? The guy was an instant goner and never looked away since. The todoroki vs deku fight during the festival is a fixed event in my hc so Shouto fell in love there.

[pigeonxp]

Me personally I don’t have a problem with anyone shipping anything. Doesn’t matter if they have 5 minutes or 50 minutes of screen time a season! I think it’s just the parasocial relationship of it all… I probably wouldn’t dislike BT or tommy as much had it not been for the cameos and his stans literally defending him based on HCs from the cameos to the point of bashing other characters (including Buck!). I’m not saying all buddie shippers are perfect, some can be problematic! I just personally have not had a positive interaction with a BT shipper and my experience is them mocking buddie fans or putting tommy on a pedestal.

SOOOO REAL ANON

i 100% agree with u. there can be problematic ppl from any fanbase. usually i dont really let how ppl feel abt a ship/character influence how i feel abt them, and that is still the case with bt. i do not like tmmy and i will not like tmmy, there is no question abt that. i didnt like him before i even saw the inflow of bt shippers. the fact that a good majority of his fanbase is a little parasocial with lfjr and also relentlessly hates on eddie (wishing him dead, etc.) just reinforced my dislike of him. its not his screen time or anything like that its just that hes not a very likeable character.

[bambisnc]

hii, can you write something for tws??

     [dates TWS would take you on?!]

PAIRING : ot6 x reader! GENRE : fluff CW/TW : Fully based on kproflies she wouldnt lie to me WC : 0.4k SUGGESTED🎧 : if i'm s, can you be my n? - tws XOXO : i js did some hcs since u didnt specify anon! + 2025 resolution is to write for As Many Groups As I Can + [m.list]

�� ˖ 신정환 : SHIN JUNGHWAN ৎ ⋆

[art date] - personally one of my faves; it could be any type of artsy date ranging from making n painting pottery, to sketching in a scenic park while on a picnic, or maybe even js trying out your new art supplies in the comfort of your own home. shinyu would really fw being able to bask in your presence n enjoy your company while also being able to do his own thing at the same time. it's really the best of both worlds for him >.<

౨ ˖ 최영재 : KIM DOHOON ৎ ⋆

[arcade date] - he's a chill guy honestly, would be okay w doing wtv you want to but i definitely see him liking the idea of a gaming date at the arcade?? classic stuff like those huge old video games (think pac man), claw machines, gacha machines, those basketball games i suck at — you get the idea. you might end up getting a lil too competitive in the process (it's nothing that winning a plushie for the other can't fix) but at the end of the day he just wants his favorite girl to have fun yk

౨ ˖ 신정환 : CHOI YOUNGJAE ৎ ⋆

[library date] - it's giving academia core we stan. yall lowkey js end up yapping all the while though LMFAO.. oh and cute study dates at the library where you realize you're not really actually able to focus so you decide to put in place a reward system~ of sorts where for like one page of work you do he'll give you a kiss and vice versa. needless to say you end up getting distracted in a whole other way with this ahaha...

౨ ˖ 韩振  : HAN ZHEN ৎ ⋆

[romcom binging date] - pretty self explanatory, but i absolutely Adore the idea of like making a cute comfy little blanket n pillow fort n setting up pretty fairy lights/candles and lounging around n watching cutesy (albeit slightly cringey) romcoms w him :// and whenever the main characters kiss on screen you guys giggle n kiss e/o too it's just so sickeningly sweet i'm actually giggling skjsjkdj

౨ ˖ 한지훈 : HAN JIHOON ৎ ⋆

[cozy sleepover date] - okay but like staying at home and just cuddling w him while playing w his hair with both of you just yapping about quite literally anything and everything under the sun until you end up falling asleep wrapped up in each others' embrace under a large warm blanket, all while the playlist that you made together softly plays in the background. this would genuinely fix me btw

౨ ˖ 이경민 : LEE KYUNGMIN ৎ ⋆

[amusement park date] - !!! my guy definitely deserves a fun af date and what better place than an amusement park/fun fair kinda setting? somewhat similar to dohoon's except this would also include roller coasters! <3 picturing him n you holding hands and excitedly, giddily leading each other to different rides n game stalls. ++ obligatory ferris wheel ride n (kind of flusteredly) kissing the other's cheek when you're at the top <33

+ taesan would be "making matching charms" (bc he likes customizing things <3)

𐙚 . regulars : none yet! ⋆

  [@bambisnc] 2k24

[ohshy]

Feelin kinda down so fuck it- how about some burnt bread hcs if you got any?

If not, how about disco kid?

~ fan-mans

hope u feel better soon bro ! also HELL YEAH BURNT BREAD !!!!!!!! one of my favorites :3

so where does it all begin? well.... (under the cut bc its Long)

aran didnt actually have to use any of dirty tricks to take joe down, so they didn't start off on that bad of a foot, or a bad foot at all. (fighting is par for the course for this sport, of course.)

that being said though, you still see n hear things ab eachother, and have assumptions as a result. Aran initally sees joe as a snobby, wimpy man, and joe aran as a scary, unpredictable brute.

eventually, however, aran starts looking at joe... a little differently. he pranks him a lot because yknow. its funny. but joe doesnt seem to mind it at all... in fact, he takes his pranks really well, and it makes aran see strong joe is in a way and how much of a sense of humor he has.

joe at the other hand, noticed that aran, outside the ring, was actually fairly tame, outside of his pranks of course. it helped a lot with mellowing his perception of him. combine this joe's many hobbies and aran's try-everything attitude, and youve got the start of a click !

news of their little budding relationship spreads around the minor- and world circuit, and kaiser begins to take notice ab how joe talks ab aran, how hed normally b horrified at the prospect of him being anywhere NEAR him.

so one day, in all his eternal german grace, he says...

''well if you love him so much, why don't you two kiss, hm?''

and joe hadnt gotten that thought out of his head since.

as for disco kid hcs, ive already told most of them so ill talk ab how the minor circuit reacted to joe wanting to confess to aran instead !!

disco, albeit kinda scared of aran, is ecstatic for joe, wishes him luck and wants to know EVERYTHING about how it went afterward

i imagine hippo would be pretty whatever about it. guy isnt too concerned ab peoples love lifes. wishes him luck like disco tho.

meanwhile kaiser? ''Eh, it is your funeral''

I imagine the world circuit wouldn't be as close with eachother seeing as how theyre busier n likely more hounded by journalists, but they do know in broad terms what goes on in the lives of eachother.

so macho catches wind of aran's crush, and he basically shittalks joe to arans face

''I know everyone's standards are too high for you, but joe's just a sad bar, even for you.''

Aran, not even reacting to the dig against him, starts ranting to macho about how joe is admirable as all hell for getting back up after 99 losses, and how that must mean he has a real love and respect for the sport. He even boldly exclaims that joe arguably works harder than macho, the victories who seems to come so easily to him.

macho eventually leaves, deciding aran's not worth his precious time.

aran then turns around, and OMG HE SEES JOE STANDING THERE !!!!!

anyway he heard all about what aran said (thats right, overhearing ooc conversations and miscommunication happening is OUT, overhearing conversations and gaining respect for someone is IN), and confesses right there and then. aran, hearing prolly the most romantic speech thats ever been directed to him in his entire life, is at a loss for words. He can't say anything other than ''of course, joey.''

and thats the start of their relationship :3

as for other misc hcs that dont fit anywhere else...

one time, when cleaning out aran's jacket pockets (joe's a bit of a neat freak), he found... a bunch of lint. But also !! he found a ton of crumpled up notes. They included phrases for the ring, comedic poems... but they also had affirmations for himself, about his family, but also about joe. joe, sans the lint, left the pockets as is. ever since then though, he's felt closer to him than ever.

joe will often try to pick up aran like a princess. considering hes still decently muscled, he can do it succesfully.

joe loves baking, especially bread, but aran will ALWAYS manage to set something on fire. think spencer from icarly.

they infodump to eachother ab their respective countries histories and folk tales, joe esp ab the former n aran ab the latter.

one time, joe and aran set out for a night walk. then, they (or rather aran) thought he heard a banshee screech. what they actually heard prolly was a car tire screeching in the distance. aran, however, was never the less scared SHITLESS and ran tf home, screaming highpitched. He had to be comforted by joe all night after they got home.

aran loves going to theme parks. he loves the rush. joe, however, hates the tall rides like the rollercoasters, n prefers the calmer rides like the teacups. They have a ''goes onto the rollercoaster alone'' x ''holds the persons stuff while theyre gone'' dynamic.

they rly like singing duets together, especially after a couple drinks. wine in joe's case and beer in arans case. theyve sang at macho's parties before as well, and needless to say they make for great entertainment.

aran often sends joe cursed memes n selfies that joe just Does Not understand

''aran, i will Not hold feet with you, zat's disgusting''

''come on joey..... do ye love me or not......''

[1tsjusty0u]

ok perhaps i would like to know more about the link/robbie fic. the ship has never occurred to me for some reason despite the whole "robbie went on a rampage throughout blatchery plain bc of link and to test out his new weapons" thing and now i'm so weirdly intrigued. alsoooo the omamori(?) one

OGH!! yeah i get that! part of it came with reading pre-cal fics and thinking ‘hm. i think robbie and link would get along’- trying to chat whenever he gets the chance and have it so hes not just. Standing There. accidentally setting something on fire while zeldas distracted by purah already having set something on fire and the building explodes leading for zelda afterwards to just stare extremely suspiciously at link. making an effort to include him basically </3 ALSO YEAH speaking of robbie did not actually go on a rampage! i remember that but in his diary it actually never mentions him going out there to test his weapons. which. is weird because i know that came from somewhere? but i forgot ….. more specifically his diary says “I’m sorry, Link… I spent so much of my life researching the Guardians… Even with all my knowledge, I wasn’t able to give you the weapons or power you needed to succeed.” which. really struck me?? a part of him seems to blame himself and considering he Now Gives link ancient armor that he once wasnt able to. he also says this when he first got to fort hateno. thats what he thought when he looked at the destroyed guardians. so i like to think they had Some form of a connection, one-sided or not. i just think its interesting because its like. almost nobody thinks like this in-game about link (which is Good and would set more implications than the game already has,) and it ties into like. pre-cal link (to me) not even being remotely normal. as someone who hcs (canon in wotb hahahahahahaahhaa peter griffin death pose) link to have Major Depression especially in the memory cutscenes and also how he was propped up as The Hero who can defeat Anything and is Awesomesauce partly as a way to ease worries about zelda Not having her powers but can also tie into military propaganda and the whole divine right thing but i digress and how he tried masking a lot of himself to look perfect in the eye of the public (accidentally making himself look More weird). the thought of someone recognizing that link didnt Have enough resources to go against the calamity, that robbie was Trying to help give the resources and power he needed. stares out into the abyss. also he thinks highly of link mentioning that ‘a master swordsman such as link who impressed king rhoam and became princess zeldas royal guard… well, even someone like that has their limits.’ (ALSO I SHOULD MENTION THIS IS A WATSONIAN EXPLANATION FOR THIS. I THINK THIS WAS ANOTHER ONE OF THE DEVS ‘ooohohohohh links So Special hes the Greatest of All Time Everyone Else shouldve just tried harder!’ MOMENTS AND I THINK THAT IS STUPID.)

OH HEHEH okok so this actually started out as a concept of ‘things everyone would give yomiel while hes in prison’ type deal (kamila would probably give mechanical keyboards with cool keyboard caps and some toys that she thought he would like. she would get him to play minecraft with her and they would build redstone together. jowd brings in painting stuff and printed photos to use as reference but also as keepsakes. probably stuff that would make painting just. Easier. alma would give office stationary and specific tech things and cabanela would give the same things he does to jowd: random specific items that couldnt be more useless if they tried until they become Absolutely Needee in One Specific Scenario in the future. also sunglass accessories for all of them. stickers on sunglasses for lynne.) SPEAKING OF the thing i came up for lynne was omamoris- theyre usually given as good luck charms or like Gifts in japan (citation: I Think). theres different kinds and you can get them specially made if the ones arent sold dont meet what you need. lynne specifically gives the yaku-yoke one (used for getting rid of bad luck or evil spirits). and for yomiel its less about the omamori itself (he is already in prison his life has been through the gutters. it Can get worse but by how much truly) but more of the thought of it. like for context lynne gives this to him back when she Just got saved or before shes a detective. only a couple of minutes ago he tried to Frame Her For Murder and have her rot in a cell unable to do anything meaningful. he literally just pointed a gun to her head but she still thanks him for saving her from getting crushed. the fact she went out searching for something to give him and genuinely thought of a thanks. also its not necessary but omamoris are usually replaced and returned to the shrine every new year to have better luck This Year. and so im having lynne also do this. he fully expected it to be a one time thing. It Is Not. once yomiels finally Out of prison he immediately gives jowd and lynne a kanai-azen (safety/well-being for someones family) as a way to ‘repay the debt’. in the end its mostly like. yomiel is no longer cut off. he has a support system now that genuinely means well and is there for him. time to actually Adjust to that. also sissel still visits. sissel is a daily visitor whether hes in cat form or Not. sorry this is less of a plot and more of ‘oh neat :D’. also some of the omamori lore may be wrong in which case: i am sorry

[despina-x]

kasper in my personal style cause,,, cool dude :D

some hcs i have include kasper having fashion sense and an actual motivation to dress nice/different every day. super cool dude that likes silly bracelets and chains and bright clothing. also its not super visible in the doodle, but he actually has longer hair tied back in a messy bun. and yes its been washed pre-infection kasper is a gamer but he was a decently clean rubber ducky gamer!!!!!

my explanation for his canon clothes is that infected does not give a shit about dressing up. hes the most laziest person youll ever meet and will have an allergic reaction to any kind of self care thing like shampoo or soap. yk when youre so sick that you dont give af about anything and all you want to do is rot in bed? thats infected. he doesnt care about dressing up like a cool person, eating regular foods and meals, etc. hes just on the gamer grind 24/7. dude doesnt even skateboard anymore wtfff,,,

so anyway infected wears that ew pink shirt and baggy pants like all the time. the rest of kaspers clothes are currently rotting in his closet 😞 also he chopped his hair shorter cause the back of his neck was constantly burning, so now it looks like he laid down and let a weedwhacker cut his hair.

oh and the scar on his face is from his first time attempting a back flip (when he was 8 or smthn). literally jumped back and crashed into his moms potted plant. yes dirt got up his nose and his thick skull broke the $100 pot but its a-okay kasper has a cool scar now. he likes to say he got into a fight and won (he has never won a fight in his life lmfao)

LAST HC CAUSE IM YAPPINg but likeeee,,, kasper liked long clothing. he didnt prefer shorts or tshirts. he got cold easily like if lampert turned on the AC kasper would freeze up and instantly die in an ice block. he loved big hoodies and ripped pants theyre so coolcore.

but when he got sick like an idiot and mlp transformed into infected, infected ditched the aesthetic for a dumb tshirt and pants. no jewelry, no long sleeves, switched the beanie for a ratty cap he found behind a dumpster. infected is the opposite of kasper and gets hot easily. he blasts the AC and likes to stick his head in the sub zero fridge to stop his forever migraine. 👍 also eats ice and chews on it like a weirdo.

thats all. deceases

[lovediarymp3]

okay so for my splatoon self insert i have a lot of concepts in my head but here's a bit of a rough idea i got

copy-pasted from a selfship server im in lol

my s/i, like me, does have very poor self-esteem and is sensitive and since shes been hurt in the past she does put up a lot of walls around herself plus does apologise excessively even when she doesnt have anything to aplogise for often she also does doubt her own feelings and if they are valid or not (which is smth i experience a lot currently) she prefers to speak to her friends more honestly plus when faced with something she doesn't know how to deal with she usually takes what she considers to be the safe way out and it does work! but there are times where it impacts her emotionally but she doesnt want to vent to anyone about it the last thing she wants is to be a burden to those that she loves (emperor, her friends) however she's completely different when shes alone and when she's with friends when with friends she's always happy most of the time since rlly feels safe with them and when she's with her interests/hobbies but like she doesnt tell them a lot of things regarding her feelings so she just hides them because she doesnt wanna bother them or make them worry as for when she became neo 3 it was a lot of feelings for her mainly confusion and surprise LOL she didnt expect to become a part of the new new squidbeak splatoon and she joined grizzco beforehand so she could fend for herself she also wanted to help out however so willingly she accepted the position when it came to the climax of the story with mr grizz and whatnot she didnt show up for shifts in grizzco for a while after that unless it was urgent (such as big runs for example) and stuck to turf war and anarchy

splat!ophie's a s/i that i really want to put a lot of myself into and use some elements in splatoon's lore as like metaphors when finding out that apparently lil judd is in charge of grizzco she was hesitant but she does a shift every once in a while but its just like a one-off thing she also struggles to express herself and truly be herself even when around her loved ones when it comes to talking about her feelings with her friends however she feels like frye is the one she can talk to the most since she's p close with her like there was one time where like deep cut noticed she wasnt rlly her usual self and later on frye asked her if things were okay this is also a bit of a hc i have for frye since she's the eldest in her family like my s/i and i think she'd be rlly understanding when someone she cares about isnt doing the greatest its also the same with emperor too i do wanna talk about her and emp's dynamic a bit but im still building that in my head ig and i have been keeping it to myself i also wanna add that despite the emotional/mental issues that my splatoon s/i goes thru she represents the part of me that still wants to fight back my s/i would literally do anything in her power to make others happy even if it included changing by changing i mean by changing herself, the things she likes, even if it's something she wouldn't want to do she also wants to prove she can fend for herself and doesn't want to be talked down to just because of her self expression and because she's shy n whatnot which is why she works for grizzco

thats all i got for now! things miiiight change but i do wanna keep this somehow

[just-a-floofy-catt]

OMG FLASHBACKS TO WHEN I FIRST JOINED THE DCA FANDOM

Aight

So

Storytime✨️✨️✨️

(Strap in, its unnecessarily long and takes a while to make sense XD)

Ive been into fnaf since literally forever, but never really took notice of the dcas until ruin came out.

I was mostly on the theory side of the fandom, having been in the more character focused part too when i was younger but drifting away from it over time.

Ruin released and i watched a playthough stream literally ON RELEASE HOUR XD

And i just absolutely fell in love with eclipse

I thought they were ADORABLE

Coincidentally, this was also not too long after i first got Tumblr

So obviously i started following all the new ruin stuff people were putting out here, including Eclipse art and hcs and everything else

Which led to me falling HEAD FIRST INTO THE DCA FANDOM

UNPREPARED

OUT OF NOWHERE

Never before them did i like characters that were similar to them so even i was just so hella confused as i not only discovered that so many people loved them

But also as i discovered that i was really warming up to them too

I understood liking Eclipse because he was actively helpful and caring and sweet, but i guess i just didnt see the appeal in the others yet???? XD

Never in a million years did i think that Sun and Moon would be characters id obsess over

But like

Here i am XD

But anyway

ONTO THE ACTUAL POINT OF THIS RAMBLE

When i first started realizing i was super invested in these characters, is when i saw alot

And i mean A LOT

Of people hardcore simping over Moons voice

At the time, i was so confused

"How tf are you guys attracted to this creepy evil creature and his ugly bald ass, with a weird scary voice? Hes so ugly and he sounds weird how are yall into this???? You guys are FREAKY 😭"

And oh how ive switched gears 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

I have no idea how it happened

But over time without even realizing it, my view on the dcas was just totally changed XD

The more time i spent in the fandom sphere, the more i started to love them

And honestly, it also kind of changed me as a person on a few levels too??????

Like, my entire aesthetic has partially changed and evolved because of these silly guys

And alot of my views on some things (one of the main ones being gender, hilariously enough. Who would've thought a trio of robot jesters wouldve given me a better perspective on gender) and even on myself have changed (positively) because of this fandom, its fanfics and its fanart

And the type of characters and styles i gravitate towards has totally changed

I used to ignore or even straight up dislike anything jester or clown related, but now i absolutely adore it lmao

Ive even gotten much more positive and bubbly and energetic in general, which could just be correlation and have happened unrelated, but id bet its atleast partially because of my Sunny obsession XD

Like, all because of these characters and this fandom, ive grown and developed in ways i probably wouldnt have without it, and im actually really glad because i feel good about it, and, thinking about it, its probably made a positive impact in some way

And thats without even mentioning the wonderful people in the fandom ive interracted with and the events ive had the opportunity to take part in!

But yeah, so over time i did in fact grow to love the dcas XD

And i can now in fact agree that, yes, i LOVE Moons voice 💙💙

Even if i didnt always (or it atleast took a bit to sink in) XD

Am I the only one who thinks so, your honor?

[ssparksflyy]

hello hello! i’m kinda new to requesting so i’m sorry if this bad. but umm thoughts/hcs on hades!reader dating luke?!?!? pretty pls 🥹

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

luke castellan dating hcs ! ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

pairing: luke castellan x child of hades!reader warning(s): swearin, SOFTIE luke a/n: tell me why i had a whole backstory planned out but then was like 'omg wait this aint even hcs fr' + lets pretend hades had a cabin at this time pretty please :)

this aint for the best, my reputation's never been worse so, you must like me for me ♡

you guys are fr so rep coded ugh

everybody thought he was crazy for dating a child of hades

but they dont know you like he does frrrr

they dont even try to get to know u so like stfu

luke however , had no fear when he decided to finally walk up to you and start a conversation one day

he introduced himself, as did you

from that point on you became inseparable

turns out u had a lot in common ( a shit ton of trauma ) and u were not like anything people said u were like at all

he really doesnt care what anybody thinks, if theres one things he knows, is its to not judge someone based off their godly parent

he also wasnt intimidated by the fact you were a child of the big three

he saw you for you, and ignored everything else ♡

but youd better believe he defends you at any chance he gets

he doesnt fight anybody

( physically , at least )

no, no, he finds another way to fuck up their lives and make them pay

send in the stolls!

he lets his gremlin ass little brothers deal with the person while he takes u on a cute lil date away from them😙

alright so i think luke gets pretty insecure about his scar

he gets mad about how he got it, then in the midst of just being pissed off at his dad and how his quest went in general, he just breaks down and wishes it would disappear :(

( SHUT UP YALL IM A SUCKER FOR LUKE LIKE THIS UGHHHH I CANN HELP HIM I SWEARRR )

but he would literally FOLD when you kiss or touch it

he gets all flustered and embarrassed nd shit 😋

it just snaps him back into reality, and allows him to find some joy while thinking about it

he literally could be like

" i hate that dumbass dragon and i hate my dumbass dad for not helping me or giving me attention when i needed it, im so tired of being ignored, but (y/n) likes kissing and tracing my scar so its ok :)"

luke likes kissing your hands as a way to show you he isn't afraid of your powers

yall ever seen that thing where like person a cups person b's cheek nd then person b kisses their palm?? yea. luke would do that.

he's obviously the king of sneaking out

he usually sneaks out of his cabin after curfew and heads to yours

nd sometimes you take the risk and sneak into his, coming in through the window by his bed

but then you gotta get up early and sneak out

( he would walk out of cabin 13 with a SMIRK )

one time you both knocked tf OUT in the hermes cabin and didnt wake up to sneak back out

...u woke up with a disposable camera in ur face

the rest of ur day consisted of giggles when you passed and teasing from the hermes cabin

its ok tho bcs luke was right there with you ♡

eventually, people stopped being assholes to you

they started including you in things and you actually made some genuine friends !

at first, you were a little hesitant because you thought they were all in on some joke you weren't aware of

but you quickly realized they were just trying 2 be better people

soon u and luke became everybody's fav couple ♡♡

annabeth loves u like a sister fr

she was the person who would sit though lukes rambling about you

nd she really likes u, she was one of the first people who saw you not for who your godly parent was, but for you

shes ur #2 supporter ( luke being #1, duhhh )

its literally u and luke vs the world

ur always on each other's side, always there for each other when needed

you guys often have talks about your parents

their both absent, so youve got that in common!

hades really hadnt done anything for you besides claim you

and we all know how hermes ignored luke as if he were a spam call

you knew exactly how to comfort each other because you understood what the other person was going through

luke was forever grateful for you

im seriously torn on whether a child of hades would join luke

we know nico didnt

but nico didnt even really know him, soo

idk ill leave it up 2 u ♡♡

a/n pt.2: heyyy! idk if these were kinda short, but i hope u enjoyed!! im v tired so ill proofread in the morning but have a good day/night!!

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

[banzaiblaster]

MY EDD DESIGN!!!! Did I go overboard on this ref? Yes zhkshdkfn some hcs under the cut cause I have. Way too many thoughts JSKJF

OK FIRST OFF a lot of my ideas regarding powers and stuff are inspired by @/actuallyunreal's grimsworld au, so PLEASE check them out, I just love their Edd so so much

Pre-Green Leader:

NOT pre-powers cause he does still have powers from the weird magic radiation shit here!!! His eye turns light green permanently tho cause of side effects I'll talk about later

After getting infected, Edd HAS to maintain some level of his powers or else he gets lethargic and can even start negatively impacting his health if he goes long enough, so he mixes the radiation shit into his cola to ensure that doesn't happen (also prevents the others from stealing it lmao)

His powers respond to his emotions but during this period that isn't a Huge issue, he's still able to live relatively normally (besides benign stuff like unconsciously floating)

Anyway besides powers- Edd is indeed wearing 3 layers (jacket, track suit top, gray t-shirt underneath) and nobody knows how he isn't incredibly warm all the time

He likes giving his friends his jackets when they're cold tho!!! Matt and Tom I imagine are especially susceptible to being cold so it's pretty common to see them with Edd's jackets in wintertime

Tom did the stitching on his pants :] pants had holes in them so Tom fixed them up and then added some extra flair

Shows the most affection (openly) of the main four!! He also shows affection by being a dick tho

Green Leader:

This isn't a swap, Red Leader exists too/The End happens/all that fun stuff! However after The End, Edd eventually goes "if Tord is the leader of an army I should make my own, to stop him or whatever"

So he's trying to do what Tord is doing, with the supposed purpose of stopping him, but he doesn't even truly know what Tord is actually doing?? Cause the Red Army is more just a vigilante group rather than an actual army, it's like... six people lmao

So Edd tries being this serious leader of an army and stuff but he can't... do it JSKJD he'll call Tom to his office to give orders or something and before Tom can even get there he's already left and blasting shit at random somewhere

But rewinding a bit- directly after The End, Edd is VERY distraught and hurt and it causes his powers to go haywire (since they're emotion based)

He's in "strong powers mode" like all the time, and eventually it starts taking a toll on his body, including permanently affecting one of his eyes (the now-light green one)

He can still see through it and stuff, but it causes him stabbing pain and migraines a lot of the time

All this continues pretty much through his entire reign as Green Leader until he and Tord finally make up and he disbands his army/it unofficially merges with the Red Army cause Edd... doesn't like running it

After that he becomes basically Tord's second in command but he's practically never around cause he just prefers blasting stuff lmao

Very chaotic neutral I think!! Was always chaotic neutral, but it's especially obvious during this period

[caro-amante]

Al Infinito y Más Allá

[ James Potter x GN!Reader HCs ]

description: Headcanons of being hispanic and dating Jamie boy<3

contents/warnings: Reader speaks Spanish and is closely connected to their culture. Sexual themes/descriptions (under the cut), slight mentions of James being a sub lmao, and i think that’s it. if i forgot any, please let me know. <3

a/n: hi, im back and do i have something for ya😫 i wanted to make some Hispanic!reader HCs due to the lack in this fandom, so here we are. I tried to make it as vague as possible, since i want all of hispanic nationalities to feel included:) I hope you enjoy and leave some feedback !

» no descriptions of reader’s physical appearance nor sexual orientation, besides being attracted to James. Also, i HC James as Indian- so there’s mentions of that:)

» fun fact, my native language is spanish !

masterlist

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General topics

Calling James cute petnames in Spanish just to make him blush.

Lindo, guapo, mi rey, etc.

You’ll have him blushing even though he doesn’t know what any of them mean.

Showing him the music and foods of your country, as well as teaching him to dance to said music.

He begged you to teach him how to dance to them

He steps several times on your feet if you’re teaching him a partnered dance😭

when coming back home for christmas break(if you celebrate it), you’ll show him your family’s customs.

christmas break is 2-3 weeks, so you’ll teach him about Los Tres Reyes Magos

and how you need to leave food for the camels, so you go out with him and your siblings (if you have any) to look out for the best grass

he’ll be so excited to meet your family

and showing off his spanish speaking skills

him pronouncing words incorrectly so that leads to everyone being confused

when you come back from break, he’s constantly speaking in spanish to you

like you’ll be in class and he’ll whisper to you in spanish in a terrible english accent

but it’s okay cause his cheeky smile makes up for it

one time when he visited, your grandpa introduced him to mate 🧉

and he absolutely hated it

according to him it’s ‘the nastiest thing i’ve ever tasted in my life’

BUT HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING CAUSE HE WANTS TO GET ALONG WITH UR GRANDPA

hell be like ‘oh! i love it!” while he tried to hide his expression of disguist

so the next christmas, your grandpa sends him a gift

and it turned out to be mate

him researching about your culture and reading many books about it

all for you

before you started dating, he didn’t know any spanish at all

so when he decided to ask you out, he chose to ask you in spanish

shocker, he had to end up asking you in english cause you couldn’t comprehend what he was saying😭

he was a stuttering mess after that tho like

it was so adorable

okay so i headcanon james as half indian on his mother’s side, his father being scottish

so like i can imagine both of you sharing about your cultures and languages

you’ll learn a bit of his native tongue and he’ll learn of yours, like i said before

you two teaching eachother how to cook typical dishes of your cultures

as well as baking

he loves it

i’d love to talk more about james’ culture but this is about you, so i’ll leave that for another post:)

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS

nsfw under the cut

Sexual themes ahead

Likes to be dirty talked in Spanish.

you can’t tell me otherwise.

Since you’ve taught him a lot about your language, he definitely knows a few words.

So when you grasp his jaw, look him deep in his eyes as you smooth talk in your language- he’ll be shaking like a bitch

His cock is tight against the restraints of his trousers, all while you ask him, “Querés que te ayude, mi rey?”

His dark curls lay on the pillow while he throws his head back overwhelmed by your palm rubbing on his tent

HE GETS SO EMBARRASSED WHEN YOU DIRTY TALK IN PUBLIC

Since not alot of people know Spanish in Hogwarts, other than the basic “hola” or “gracias,” it’s easy to get away with

You can walk up from behind him while he’s talking to his mates, and easily whisper “las cosas que desearía hacerte, guapo;)”

the marauders will easily tell what’s going on due to his dumbfounded expression, so it’s fun to play with him

sirius will def grab moony and take him away as he mutters words of disgust

“infront of us..” “nasty arses..” “no consideration for others around them..”

and peter will just leave with a red face

when teaching him to dance in the dorms, things might get out of hand

you get behind him and press your front against his back, your lips kissing his neck as your hands inch closer to his crotch

having him shiver under your touch

and then grabbing him by the waist to lead him to the bed, whispering “ven, mi amor..”

this man is just so😫

[ofallplaceswhythis]

K this is from the star (literally) (im also gonna section this)

Characters and their headcanons

im gonna leave this one to you unless you specifically ask

Fanfics

ATYD- wolfstar, flowerpott, minor or background

Just Lovers (like we were supposed to be)- sunseeker, wolfstar, m/bg

Crimson Rivers- sunseeker, wolfstar, minor of backround

Only the Brave- sunseeker, wolfstar, minor or background

Kill your darlings- sunseeker, wolfstar, minor or background

Cadence of Part - Time Poets- wolfstar, flowerpott, m/bg

The Hand That Feeds- seameadows, minor or background

Every Lovers Game- seameadows, minor or background

I'm not going to teach him how to dance (sequel to ^)- rosekiller, m

ATYD - Sirius POV- like ATYD

Best friend's brother- sunseeker, wolfstar, m/bg

The Black Mass over highway 90- wolfstar

Art Heist, Baby!- sunseeker, wolfstar, minor seameadows, m/bg

Choices- sunseeker, minor wolfstar, m/bg

the rest is your choice but these are all the classics (that i can think of rn)

Ships

Jily / Flowerpott

literally the cornerstone of the fandom (along with wolfstar) amazing ship but the fans hating on jegulus made people hesitant to ship it

wolfstar

you already know BUT a little controversy surrounding tonks and how it "excludes her" and "not acknowledging her is a product of misogynism" (which i am prepared to give a whole debate about. Otherwise the PARENTS AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF THIS ENTIRE FANDOM

jegulus / starchaser / sunseeker

VERY popular ship - no controversies as far as I can think of except flowerpott fans hating on them

dorlene / seameadows (marlene means star of the sea)

the very first RIVALS TO LOVERS (sunseeker is enemies to lovers imo) the very first marauders era wlw ship to emerge AND A BEAUTIFULL DYNAMIC I LOVE THIS

marylily / cherryflower (queen mary is a type of cherry)

i dont know much about this so consider some marylily blogs if you wanna RESEARCH TO THE CORE but this is the fluff induced friends to lovers (wolfstar is angst induced friends to lovers)

pandalily / mythflower (pandora's box is a myth)

i also don't know much about this so same advice as cherryflower but this is the fluff induced rivals to lovers (seameadows is rage + angst induced rivals to lovers)

rosekiller

popped out from god knows where - didnt even have a confession or anything just randomly started making out or smt (dont have a clue pls read some blogs or smt these are just my hc). unhinged serial killer vibes

i could tell you about the rarepairs / extras but i think this is probably enough information to digest

Info about Authors

idk how to classify this so lets just get into it

Zar and Green are both amazing writers who have deleted/privated all of their fanfics because people were selling them/publishing them onto different sites/ generally doing stuff with their work which they had not given permission for.

SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO A WRITER'S WORK EXCPET READ IT AND INTERACT WITH IT. THERE IS NO NEED TO PUBLISH IT ELSEWHERE, OR SELL BOOKBINDINGS, OR DO ANYTHING WHICH THE AUTHOR HAS NOT GIVEN PERMISSION FOR. IF YOU FIND SOMEONE DOING THAT - PLEASE ALERT THE AUTHOR.

also, if you are contributing in this fandom (or any other) whether by posts, fics, arts, literally anything PLEASE DO NOT TAG THINGS THAT ARE NOT MENTIONED IN IT.

eg. if your post includes 2 characters ffs do not tag the characters who are not mentioned - even if they are from the same fandom

this goes for fanfics as well - do not tag relationships if they only have a minor focus

also, please please please make sure that if you are writing a fanfic that you tag tws and cws appropriatly

i think that is all?

i mean i dont think our friend will write ffs but ok

making a powerpoint presentation for my friend who isn’t into marauders, need some core things/headcanons to mention. HELP 😭😭

[threepointseven]

hii (◍•ᴗ•◍) I love your posts and I'd like to request a gn!reader that's seen as a pretty/handsome and admirablely intelligent person (like Kokomi with strategy wise) but they have a short temper, and they get jealous because a woman? Or a guy has been flirting with their partner.

I wanted this for Albedo, Venti, Scaramouche. You can add more characters you have ideas for too (´∀`)

Intelligent S/O who has a short temper and gets jealous easily

Type- HC’s 🌷

Flowers included!🌼= venti x gn! Reader, scaramouche x gn!reader, albedo x gn!reader

Note🍀= ilysm thank u for requestinf 🤬🤬🤬🤬👉💐💕

Part 2: Since their s/o is smart and popular theyre the ones that get jealous since they keep getting asked out

Genshin masterlist

💐Your bouquet has been delivered <3💐

Albedo

- when he first met you, you were somewhat of a special guest as jean then given to albedo because she was sure you would be of help.

- And she was right, over the hours you were over albedo got how many things done! Through albedo’s eyes you were mature and extremely intelligent, you got things done fast and you always gave your input. Your intelligence is one of the reasons he fell inlove with you

- On top of that you were beautiful, even the slightest sight of your skin made people swoon, the way you walk the way you talk, it was all just so mesmerizing

- Even the great stoic albedo got caught in a haze staring at your hair moving with dragonspine’s air

- There was also a small quirk to you when you first met, everytime one of the experiments went wrong you silently raged and usually had to go out of the area to scream and whine in anger to yourself, and for some reason the alchemist found it quite cute for someone as smart as you to have such a hard time controlling their anger

- Fast forward to when your dating your still that smart little thing thats always up for mind games, except Albedo hasnt caught on that you have slight anger issues-

- Youve been trying to stop yourself from being so angry, but you also get jealous extremely easily and it makes your blood boil as a client of Albedo’s touches his chest softly and whispers in his ears.

- The string of calmness in you snaps as you stomp over to Albedo and slaps away the womans hand as she was reaching out for his cheeks.

“Thats my fucking boyfriend, i suggest you stop flirting with him or touching him. Your a client not a woman hes gonna have a one night stand with.”

- Albedo’s seen you angry but he cant help but blush in shock from your sudden jealousy

- As the client leaves the room you sigh and pout

“Albedo! How can you just be okay with someone touching you so sensually-!”

“Ah, i didnt exactly think anything of it till you did that..”

- If you show any more worry of someone stealing albedo away from you no need to worry, he’ll try his very best to reassure you that he’s all yours

Venti

- mondstat never wouldve known that the famous Y/N thats known for solving countless mysteries, helping during some of the hardest times in different nations and is also incredibly beautiful would date the stuck up alcoholic that spends 90% of his time at angels share.

- You met at windrise and you were there for a break after the knights of favonius caught wind of your arrival and practically begged for your help.

- Venti stared at you and was caught in a haze, staring at your exhausted eyes that somehow still looked magical and looking at your soft hair, you were surprised to see him staring and from the looks of it he was a bit tipsy

“Ah-! Have i disturbed you in some way? Apologies, i’ll go n-“

“Ehe, no no you didnt bother me at all, you just look quite exquisite for someone who was absolutely bombarded by questions from the knights”

He flirted with you and nudged your shoulder while smirking, everyone in mondstat knew you were here.

- overtime you simply kept meeting and you both ended up falling inlove, you told him you had anger issues but to be honest he found it more funny than a bother.

- You’re now in a relationship with venti and its been 7 months, he knows you get angry but he’s never exactly seen you jealous since you hide it so well, but there was this one night when you were celebrating yet another problem solved by you in angels share and you noticed a seemingly drunk man hitting on venti, sending flirty little touches and stating overly sexual pickuplines. It was a pain to see venti too drunk to even respond, this was your thank you party not theirs.

“Sir, could you kindly fuck off from my boyfriend and how about never flirt with him ever again? I know it must be so hard to keep your paws off someone’s significant other but i suggest you try before i punch you into the next timeline.”

- your words along with the threatening smile you wore scared the man into stepping away from your boyfriend and running out of the tavern, you swear youve never seen venti so smug.

- After the whole fiasco he pokes on your jealousy while you grit your teeth and frown the whole time

“Ahhh~~ your so smart yet so jealous~ what a combo-! I should get you jealous more often i barely get to see you like that since your always working or somethi-“

Scaramouche

- omg, you have a short temper too? Yall are such a dangerous power couple

- You were formally invited by the tsaritsa to the fatui as a strategy commander and honestly scaramouche was impressed, never showed it though. He would watch you mesmerized as you worked on infiltration plans and ordered the underlings in such a mature way.

- Your looks were no different from your skills, your eyes showed sophistication and every curve of your body somehow interested the harbinger. What he didnt expect to see was you whining and screaming in your office, you were banging your head against the wall while emotions ran through you and he found it quite interesting that someone who looks as sagacious as you was so angry.

- So now here you are, youve been dating Scaramouche for almost a year and you two know eachother inside out, your still a strategy commander who has to go into another room to scream your anger into the wall and he’s still an unbearably arrogant harbinger.

- you watch as you stare at the woman making moves on the great balladeer at a ball specifically for organizations similar to the fatui. You watch as the woman in that bejeweled black dress takes his hand in hers and invites him to dance. You can see your boyfriends eyes twitching as her voice goes through his ears, it definitely looks like a pain-

- You cant hold that envy any longer and you walk up to the pair and pull the silently raging scaramouche out of her arms

“Sorry miss, but id like to be the one dancing with my boyfriend, definitely not the woman who’s infamous for being a spoiled brat according to your entire community.”

- you pull scaramouches laughing, smug face and you pout.

“Tch- your really jealous?”

- you whine and frown as he teases your jealous figure

“Well i wouldnt he surprised- this is quite amusing~ Imagine if your underlings saw their oh so great strategy commander getting jealous-“

- Shut this stupid twink up pls 🧏‍♀️

Requests open and reblogs are super appreciated!