#also the witch was cold and abusive and callous but not evil so i expected her to like. turn ugly again as punishment
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into the woods: *kills all the mothers, even an offscreen mother*
me: what the fuck is your PROBLEM with moms holy shit
#into the woods#that bothers me the MOST theres only one mom alive and its the nasty stepmom lol i forgot about her#even the bakers mom#but i was like ok dead mom? absent dad? sounds traumatizing 4 u but kinda expected from movies#KILLING ALL OF THEM? SOMETHINGS UP BRO#also the witch was cold and abusive and callous but not evil so i expected her to like. turn ugly again as punishment#but a tar pit wtf#AND I KNOW GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD THE WRONG WAY CAN KILL A PERSON BUT THAT WAS BS THE WAY JACKS MOM JUST DIES#she couldve had a badass hero moment to help or protect her son yknow?#i thought she was tough but???#im overthinking this stupid movie. im gonna read a few scathing critiques and 4get about this movie tomorrow dude#its just!!! it was so unsatisfying!#tfw u dont get catharsis out of a bittersweet ending bc ur too annoyed#i watched all t h a t????#even if it ended before the giant stuff it was lukewarm and 'lacked heart' like the wiki said#the actors were good tho i appreciate most of them
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