#also the stickers r to hide that little like. u know the thing the door hits and its like a spring and it goes boioioing

[pawbeanies]

u know what. yeah. whatever. i went out and wore a cute outfit today so liek... yeah... okey...

[blueeyedrichie]

I'm warning you now that this ask is a personal attack. Ally u awakened something in me that I didn't realize was dormant and now I need more trashy early-mid 2000s aus. I need a Myspace au where Eddie is a Paris Hilton wannabe with a velour tracksuit and a Motorola razor with a phone charm and all of his pics are mirror selfies. And Richie is a rawr xd emo with snakebites and the song on his Myspace page is like nobody puts baby in the corner or something Ally please I need it

I am fucking SCREAMING OVER THIS like this is my entire life now. Literally no cap I’m hhhhhhh so obsessed with this.

Not only am I absolutely sobbing over the image of Eddie in a fucking velour tracksuit (juicy couture brand, and best believe that thing says JUICY on the ass, also it’s baby blue uwu) but it just makes me so happy that he has it and likes to wear it???? Because you know he’d be hiding that from Sonia in the depths of his closet but the moment she leaves the house or maybe late at night he’s putting it on to snap a new photo, definitely just to show off to his internet friends and not at all to catch the attention of a certain someone from his class.

He has a pink razr, with a purple poof ball and a little green turtle as the charms; also there’s a little rainbow sticker on the battery cover :’) and he takes those absolutely horrible selfies in the bathroom from way up above his head and in the mirror that’s covered in fingerprints and toothpaste splashes and half the time you can definitely see the toilet in the background, but it’s easy to ignore because he looks so cute in his lil tracksuit (and when he’s feeling extra fancy he puts some glittery hard candy brand eyeshadow on) and spends literal hours deciding which one to upload as his new default picture, and probably another hour deciding what lyrics to use as his caption. He ends up going with now tell me, who have you been dreaming of? Since it’s from his current profile song “Stars Are Blind” by the one and only Paris Hilton.

Then we have Richie, with thick, black framed glasses, an absolute disaster of curls on his head that falls into his eyes; which are lined darkly to match the chipped polish on his nails. He wears black jeans and hoodies and band shirts exclusively, ranging from Fall Out Boy to My Chemical Romance to Mindless Self Indulgence. His MySpace song is “Shut Me Up”.

Richie has an orange EnV with a cracked screen and an “it’s not a phase” sticker on the back (the words are like an ombré of the bisexual flag colors bc I say so). His top 8 is literally just Tom and then a bunch of bands because he doesn’t fuck around with that shit.

He ABSOLUTELY has snake bites, and he wears bracelets and shit all the time (he has one of those lil handcuff bracelets from hot topic pls I hope someone knows what I’m talking abt) and definitely has a chain on his wallet that jingles every time he walks. He smokes under the bleachers at school and hangs out with like three people that like the same music as him.

It’s not that Richie and Eddie don’t want to hang out, it’s just that they don’t really run in the same circles. They only have art together, and Richie is always listening to his headphones while he draws, and Eddie stares at him from his spot beside him, always amazed at how well Richie can draw. Sometimes Richie looks up and catches his gaze and gives him a crooked little smile, his silver piercings glinting in the fluorescent light from above them. What Eddie doesn’t notice is how Richie watches him too, and thinks it’s cute the way Eddie daydreams and fiddles with his little phone charms during class.

Richie does a lot of really shitty photo edits in photofiltre bc he doesn’t wanna pay for photoshop. When the day comes that Eddie comments on his profile to ask if Richie can make him one, Richie agrees. And if they start messaging back and forth and Eddie takes longer to decide what he wants just so he can talk to Richie more, then that’s just fine.

And then they start commenting on each other’s photos and messaging everyday and talking more at school and neither of them will admit it, but it’s so much fucking fun. They’re so different but complement each other so well, and next thing he knows, Eddie is hanging out in Richies bedroom sharing earbuds with him and listening to “Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner” and maybe he doesn’t totally hate it. Richie begs him to change his profile song because “the whole Paris aesthetic is actually hot,” he winks, knowing about her ridiculous catch phrase, “but you gotta admit that song sucks shit.”

Eddie scoffs at him, but doesn’t remove the earbud and just keeps listening, stealthily scooting closer to Richie as he flips through a sketchbook and shows Eddie his favorite drawings. He points one out, asking who it is and why his face is like that.

“That’s Pete Wentz, and that’s his grr face,” Richie then makes the same face, sending Eddie into a fit of giggles.

And normally, Eddie wouldnt post a photo of himself without his outfit and makeup and hair done just right, bc his regular jeans and shorts and sweaters aren’t the look he’s going for on his online persona, but he has to get a photo with his crush, because suddenly having people know that he’s hanging with Richie is far more important than a lil break away from his aesthetic. Richie rolls his eyes, but smiles and agrees on one condition, “you have to do the grr face.” Eddie pouts but ultimately says yes. They stand in front of the mirror on the back of Richies door that’s covered in sloppily written lyrics in what Eddie assumes is sharpie. Eddie stares at himself and tries to get it just right, snapping a couple photos, all of which have Richie either laughing or throwing his hands up next to him.

“I can’t do it right.”

“Just do it like this,” Richie makes the face to Eddie in the mirror, who mimics him. “Just like that!” Richie takes the phone from him so Eddie can focus, and then when Eddie gets the face just right, Richie throws his free arm around Eddie’s waist and leans in to kiss his cheek, snapping a photo to capture Eddie with the little sneer, and then another of his cherry red cheeks and dropped jaw when he realizes Richie is kissing him.

They end up going on a date after that, and they both surprise each other with gifts. Eddie makes Richie a little beaded bracelet, R+E are in between the pink, blue, and purple beads. Richie gives him a drawing he did of the photo they took together, except he drew Eddie wearing his tracksuit instead of his other clothes.

They both change their default photos to match (Richie uses the one of Eddie looking shocked; Eddie uses the one with the grr face) and they split the lyrics from another one of Richies fav Fall Out Boy songs for their captions: I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive on Richies and now I only waste it dreaming of you on Eddie’s.

[art-by-rozzai]

had a bad day so more band au headcannons

anyone who wants to write a fic for this is absolutely allowed if they tag me, i’m not gonna make any full length ones but i might post some one shots eventually

anyway i had a really shitty day so here’s me self projecting and creating more band headcannons

check out the first here~

check out the second here~

tag list~

@athenashipsthings @thelesbianspoon @flowersheep @insert--self--hatred @nafsbluebery @sunflowerss0 @nerdiegurlie @stars-and-rose

okays lets do this✨

so last when we left the boys, it’s the day before they release their album “death of a bachelor”

to celebrate, roman suggests they get dinner out and maybe go see a movie??

logan is suprisingly the first to agree, saying that if he doesn’t get to watch the “scary stories to tell in the dark” movie soon he will explode. plus there’s no food in the fridge

virgil is also down to go see the movie, but is more reluctant to get dinner. he hates formal things, so to make him feel more comfortable roman offers they go to the local diner that he knows has virgil’s favorite chicken parm dish and virgil can’t say no to that

patton doesn’t want to see the movie at first-he really doesn’t like scary movies. but he wants dinner with his friends and he might be able to latch onto logan during the scary parts so he goes with it

so patton offers go help virgil with his hair and they end up getting ready together! they talk about everything they can think of as patton does hair and virgil does makeup and they both do each other’s nails and then they’re ready to go out whooooppp

meanwhile roman collapsed on logan’s bed an hour ago and began complaining about how he needed to impress virgil to get him to fall in love with him and has been talking ever since

logan doesn’t mind tho, roman helps him pick out a nice outfit and gives tips on how to woo patt

even though it’s not a date

yet

anyways they get to the diner and they all have an incredible time! by the end of the meal they’re in tears laughing at each other, from roman’s hysterical stories to virgil’s banter to logan’s fun facts and spilt tea to patton’s enthusiastic impressions

they love each over like family :)

and the movie is top notch. virgil is in love with it, him and logan spend the whole time guessing what’s going to happen while roman hides behind virgil and patton shoves his face full of popcorn and squish himself into logan’s arm

and yes virgil can’t stop laughing and logan’s immediate tensing up and blushing

after the movie they just don’t want to go to bed quite yet, so the friends head to the park and enjoy lying in the grass, talking and letting logan point out the stars while roman makes up stories of the aliens and space princesses that protect the galaxy

virgil makes everyone his famous hot chocolate and they stay up until midnight to release their songs

and then the clock strikes 12 and death of a bachelor is available to download

the boys decide that staying up and watching the comments flood in is a terrible idea and instead they put on some disney films and fall asleep on the couch

it’s nice

they wake up to millions of notifications

everyone is freaking the fuck out

this album ??? is beautiful ???

all of the fans are in love but also have a lot of questions-so the fab four start doing monthly live-streams to just chat and answer questions and catch up with their fans

“are y’all single?”

um

well yes

but uh

this question is not goOD ROMAN WHAT THE FU-

anyway virgil comes to patton one day, slams the door, puts his face in a pillow and screams “PATT IM SO GAY HELP”

because roman called his hair pretty this morning and yes it’s stupid and it happens all the time but this time was different

don’t worry tho they won’t admit their feelings to one and other for another three months

death of a bachelor does really well-all of the songs end up going either gold or platinum

their song “victorious” is played on the radio all of the time

so november rolls around and the friends decide it’s time to go on tour! starting with just north america, they post a video on the youtube channel that gives all the locations and dates

it’s to start in april:

virgil is extremely nervous. being on the road for so long and preforming live in front of thousands of people and will anyone even show up and-

logan is slightly nervous but honestly he really enjoys preforming-once he ties the tie around his head like a bandanna he almost transforms into the punk rock bassist he is known by the fans to be

patton!!! is!!! bouncy!!!!!!!! he wants to meet all these people!!!! and he can’t wait to give back to all of them by preforming and meet and greets and social interaction makes him really happy!!

roman is so excited-preforming is his thing. when he’s on a stage, he’s in his element! he can’t wait to show off and travel and be with his friends for even longer :)

but they can’t go on tour with their boring old instruments sooooo

roman and patton team up to paint and decorate all of the instruments

virgil’s piano matches his jacket, lots of purple and swirls and patton paints the classic nightmare before christmas scene on the front (u know, this one but stationary)

and they decorate the microphone stand purple and silver and black

logan gets a dope space themed bass-the outside is dark blue and the inside is painted like a galaxy, with a plain silver pick

roman paints his gutair with a castle and sunset in the back, with a bright red pick to play

patton’s drums have clouds on them nowww like a sunny day with blue puffy clouds

they’re ready to go! but it’s still only december so u kNoW whAt ThaT mEaNs

CHRISTMAS!!!!!

since none of the squad are jewish, (although technically patton is half jew since his mom is, but he just really loves christmas and always celebrated that growing up so)

they decide to celebrate at their house

they invite all of their close family to the apartment and have a lovely dinner

and yeah virgil doesn’t invite anyone cuz he was adopted by a shitty family who he doesn’t talk to anymore, bcuz all they did was try and get money out of him

and yeah he has a panic attack when all of his best friends are excitedly talking about their family coming over

and y e a h roman helps him calm down and swears that he will always b there to protect virgil bcuz he’s never met anyone quite like him and it’s not easy to explain but he just wants virgil to know he’s safe with roman

and yeah virgil wishes he could stop falling for roman but the ground keeps disappearing beneath him

so time skip a bit closer to christmas and logan bursts into romans room with an idea

“i can rap”

“we know”

“you can rap”

“kind of but okay”

“christmas rap song for fun”

“yeS”

so they write “gonna kill santa claus” (look it up) and decide to post it on the youtube channel on christmas eve

they film a music video for it where they jokingly set up different traps for santa like poison cookies and fire cracker chimneys and more

virgil sings the chorus, logan raps the rap parts, roman does the bridge, and patton lays down a pretty sick beat

it comes out really nice and honestly really fucking funny

so after a delightful family dinner with everyone over, the friends release that video and the internet fucking dies it’s so funny and logan can rap (??????) and ohmygod all of them are so cute what the fuck

anyway back to christmas dinner

roman has like 6 little sisters, and his mom and dad and papa and nana over

(he’s latino, his mom and dad are both from the dominican republic)

patton invites his mom and dad and little brothers, thomas and dee

and logan invites his two moms

everyone comes over for lunch and gets along reallyyyyyy well

logan’s got the punk mom and soft mom dynamic whereas, patton’s family is all super kind and like homey and boisterous and romans family is wild and crazy and funny and they all instantly click

presents are passed around, lots of money and books and movies and stickers and jewelry

really sweet stuff

and then everyone goes home and the friends have their own little gift exchange

virgil got logan the stephen king book “insomnia” and a (sort of) joke blanket with benedict cumberbatch’s face on it that he can use when he goes stargazing at night

logan gets virgil some noise cancelling headphones and a framed picture of a wedding with virgil’s face cropped on one and gerard ways face on the other

they both can’t stop laughing at the fact they attacked each other’s celeb crush

virgil gets patton a cute little cat stuffed animal that when u push the hand it’s a recording of all of them saying “we love you!!!” and a really sweet card

patton gets virgil a eyore necklace that was super expensive but matches patton’s winnie the pooh one and a itunes card for him to buy more music (and yes a really sweet card)

virgil gets roman two tickets to see mean girls on broadway and a framed picture of the two of them

yeah roman tears up a bit fuck u

roman gets virgil a collage of him and roman and a handmade hoodie that virgil is never going to take off oh and also meet and greet passes to see dan and phil at their interactive introverts tour

and maybe virge gets a little teary too

roman gets patton a recipie book and an apron that says “you BAKE my day”

patton gets roman a new ukelele and a printed out pamphlete of theatre song chords that he can play

roman gets logan the sherlock script and an empty box just to fuck with him

logan gets roman the entire grimm fairytale series and tapes a note to the front that says “bcuz u are an illiterate fool😜”

patton gets logan a phone case with the stars that were out on the day they met, hand painted framed picture of him and logan, and comic con tickets for this spring

logan gets patton tickets to the art museum downtown, a gift card to the coffee shop next to it, and two gold hoop earrings with a note that says “next week, friday at 7. it’s a date ;)”

so christmas is pretty good for all :))))))

and that’s the end of this one i’ll make a part four soon lmao

[lordofassgard]

Derek Hale As A Father

Requested: | yes | no |

Pairing: Derek Hale x f!Reader

Summary: Derek as a dad according to my weird head

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: cuteness

A/N: This is based on a very weird dream that I had 😂 Also BRETT DESERVED BETTER HE WAS MY FAV AND I’M ANGRY AF         And can we talk about Nolan? I know he’s a lil bit of a psycopath but those nose freckles are so cute and I can’t really hate him props to Froy Gutierrez for the amazing acting skills

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Pregnancy and going into labor

When you tell him he’s scared at first thinking that he’s not ready for a child. What if he’s not good enough? What if something happens to him and the child has to grow up without a dad? What if someone makes your child a target because of him?

But after you assured him like two hundred times that he’s going to be a great dad and nothing is going to happen because the pack is there to protect the child, he accepts the idea

He actually gets really happy, he smiles and laughs

And fuck what a sight

You go to the doctors right away to see if everything is okay

The pack is thrilled

Lydia starts to plan shopping sprees for the baby

He growls at everyone who is too close to you

You can’t even lift a finger, he does everything

It gets kind of annoying because pregnancy is not a disease

“I don’t see the point of having a baby shower…”

“Because it’s fun. C’mon Derek don’t be such a sour wolf”

“Then why is he here?”

“Peter is your uncle.”

You guys don’t want to know the gender of your baby, you want it to be a surprise

The pack places bets

Scott, Lydia and Mason bet on girl

Malia, Liam and Stiles bet on boy

“Are you betting on my child?”

He doesn’t really know what to do about your mood swings but he tries his best

Like he’s really confused

One minute you’re angry, the other you’re crying and then you start laughing

He gets disgusted af with your cravings

Bc let’s be honest you wouldn’t eat that shit unless your hormones were all crazy

Which they are

But if you’re craving ice cream at 2am and it’s raining cats and dogs Derek still goes out to buy you ice cream

If you take up the whole bed, it’s fine he sleeps on the couch he doesn’t mind

Foot rubs

Back rubs

Wearing his shirts because your clothes are starting to get tight

Peter is not allowed to be alone in a room with you

“Derek do we have Nutella?”

“No, (Y/N) the book I read says that you should eat fruit. Do you want an orange?”

“Derek, which one of us is going to have to give birth to a werewolf baby? It’s me, I don’t want any goddamn oranges I want Nutella!”

Late night talks about your baby’s future

Derek talks to your belly when he thinks you’re asleep

“I don’t know if you can hear me but I just want you to know that I’ll always be here for you. No matter what”

He carries you everywhere

The smile that lights up his face when the baby kicks for the first time

But then it gets painful

“Derek tell your child to stop kicking me, I can’t sleep”

Whenever you feel insecure he reassures you that you’re still beautiful

Having the pack over a lot

Everyone is always listening to yours and the baby’s hearthbeat just in case

Painting the baby’s room together

Which ends up with you two painting each other instead of the walls

Your waters break in the middle of the night

You try not to freak out as you wake up Derek and tell him that the baby is coming

He is  f r e a k i n g  o u t  but he tries to stay calm because of you

You guys are quick to leave the loft and drive to the hospital

When you get there you realize that you don’t have your maternity bag

Derek wants to go back to get the but you want him to stay

And although it’s 3am and he still calls Scott to get the bag from the loft

Contractions are a bitch

Especially with a baby werewolf

You have to wait a few hours before you start pushing

You only start pushing at dawn

Derek is by your side holding your hand and lowkey taking your pain away without the doctors seeing it

Forget the pain of contractions

Pushing is worse

Even with Derek taking your pain it still hurts

You cuss him out while your pushing

“FUCK YOU HALE I DON’T WANT ANY MORE KIDS I’M GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!!!”

He just agrees because what else can he do?

But everyone knows that’s a lie because the baby making process is really fun especially when it’s with Derek Hale am I right?

Finally after three hours of pushing you finally hear a tiny cry

And all those hours of pain are worth it

Derek kisses you happily as he mumbles how much he loves you

The first time he held your baby he cried

Then you cried

Everyone cried

If it were a boy

Okay I can’t get over the fact that Derek would buy a leather jacket to match his own

Stuffed wolves because you’re that cliche

He’s the one who gets up in the middle of the night when the baby cries

As soon as your son starts to crawl he just leaves the room so quickly that Derek panics for a few seconds before he hears a giggle in the other room

And he starts doing it on purpose

He takes after Derek

Basically you have a tiny version of Derek walking around

Big green eyes just like his father

And as soon as he can walk, your son just walks away from you like he doesn’t know you

He likes picking on Stiles too

He bites him, drools on him and the lil shit still laughs

Derek is sooooo proud

That little frown when someone picks him up after he walks away

He eats a lot

The only thing he takes after you is your clumsiness

He bumps into everything

He trips over nothing

His first word is “no”

He said after Stiles told him to stop biting him

Derek teaches your son how to play basketball

“Derek why are you taking him to the woods?”

“Because he needs to learn”

“Derek, he’s two”

Sometimes you walk in on them sleeping, your son curled up on Derek’s chest

Your son is very sarcastic at an early age

“Stiles is a bad influence on him, (Y/N)”

“He learned it from you Derek”

They team up to prank you

Crying on the first day of school

Derek cries, you don’t

You help him with his homework

As a girl you teach him how to treat a girl’s heart

Or a boy’s heart

Really you don’t really care as long as your son his happy

You accept whatever career he chooses because you just want him to do what he likes

“Dad, stop I’m 17”

 If it were a girl 

She cries a lot as a baby

Derek found out the only way for her to stop crying is when he flashes his blue orbs at her

Her favorite uncle is Scott

Probably it was because of the red eyes

Werewolf things you know? Can’t relate to that

When she starts to crawl she hides

And she’s tiny so she fits everywhere

It’s hard to find her sometimes

Lowkey Derek is proud because as a werewolf if she can hide she’ll be fine

It takes her a while to start walking but when she does she never wants to sit still

She loves when Derek holds her tiny hands to help her up

Her first word is “Lucky” the name of your dog

Actually it was more like “Wucky”

And she’d have Derek wrapped around her little finger

Whatever she wanted, he’d give it to her

“Derek you’re spoiling her”

“No, I’m not” *silence* “Okay maybe I am but I can’t say no to her”

Play dates would include Scott and Derek sitting on her bedroom floor with tiaras and tutus sipping tea

Also you and Stiles by the door laughing your asses off

If she wanted to do Derek’s make up, you can bet that Derek is going to have lipstick on his teeth and eyeshadow up to his forehead

Maybe a sticker or two on his forehead

“How do I look?”

“You look gorgeous hun”

Since she couldn’t braid their hairs, she’d try to braid yours or Lydia’s

But that wouldn’t stop her from doing weird ponytails on them

Then she’d take advantage of Liam when he grew his hair a bit

I feel like Derek would raise is daughter to be a badass

And she doesn’t take shit from anyone

She’s a Hale, she was born done with everybody’s shit

She has the same scowl as Derek

Overprotective Derek when she’s old enough to date

But she knows what she’s doing

How many times have you opened the door to a teenage boy with flowers?

a lot

Derek’s overprotectiveness gets a little too much

“She’s kissing him outside on the front porch!”

“Derek, she’s 23 she can do what she wants!”

feedback is appreciated :) i’d link my ask box but tumblr is a dick